NOOOOOO! Not before dinner!!!!
ughgghghhggggg my earsss
She looks preggers in that shirt.
I have sat thru years of Eurovision thanks to Euro Parents....ITS NOT THAT BAD!!!
She's about as animated as a corpse. I'm not impressed.
Trust me, YOU wouldnt believe the shit on Eurovison...
What's that dripping down her leg?
Zero stage presence. I figure she'd sex it up a little bit.
Whorrid.
that's just awful! She's as stiff as Jessica used to be. And she really should have back up dancers with better loking legs than hers!
"shouldn't" have
Oh this is a treasure MK, you have hit the motherload. I can't decide if I like the "lyrics" Swallow me or if I enjoy the dancers rubbing up and down the whore. This is fab.
Side note: She's a slut right? She sure is stiff, she can't be that great in bed.
Damn, is there anything she CAN'T do?
How ironic, I'm listening to Rachel Stevens' come and get it as we speak, yea it's her...Jordan is a mess, and I like it!
Well I'm sure her cornhole is a little sore after banging all the judges to get a spot on the TV show...
Can't blame a whore for being stiff after that.
It's vaginal fluid from sticking cheetos up her vagina running down her leg. She is also a cheeto cunt!
CokeMonkey i'm European and the "Eurovision Song Contast" IS this bad. You lie when you try to make it look otherwise.
I wanna see Jordan's wink wink
She totally looks pregnant in that video. When was Harvey born?
that ain't rachel stevens. her voice is nowhere near that whiny. there's no sultry at all there. Rachel > Jordan's voicebox
She IS pregnant in the clip, but not with Harvey, with Junior. This clip isn't from Eurovision, its from GMTV. I watched Eurovision and she actually sings it. I think it was WAY better that boob-flasher Javine's song!
Jordan looks like she's on like ten xanny bars
@ Ryan Beth
Pretty much everybody that preforms at the Eurovision is a boob flashing slut these days. My god the only reason i watch it, is because i like seeing train wreck after train wreck.
Lawd Have Mercy!!! Well lets look on the bright side she probably sounds a hell of a lot better than Parasite!
Was she wearing a Michael Jordan jersey??
Mk, i can't watch it, what media player do i use?
her legs look horrible. too damn skinny. bitch can't sing either.
um, maybe my blood sugar's just really low right now, but jordan's performance almost made me lapse into a coma.
if she's lip synching, there's no excuse for her being so stiff on stage...doesn't she know how to dance? maybe she was just afraid that if she bounced around too much she'd knock herself out with her breasts.
at least do the watusi. or something. the hokey pokey even.
that put me to sleep. even her face is stiff.
UK sucks, UK CELEbs are boring.
Wow, that's a hot song lol
OK, I have a question. A little off topic but it has to do with breast implants and we know Jordan has them...so, kinda on topic. I was listening to the radio yesterday and apparently when you get breast implants, you lose your sense of balance. Can anyone verify this? I actually don't know anyone who has had implants.
How come some of the avatars aren't showing up and some are?
I wanna fucking kill her for wearing a Bulls jersey.
Cracks me up how she keeps the microphone directly in front of her face, all you see is the mike..
I have them Bonnie not true !!! had them for 10 years!!!
of course mine are not FF LOL they are a normal size!
My Pookie we've been wondering the same thing about the gravatars. No idea
Thanks Katie. I'm naturally big, I wear a 34DD and I have never had balance issues but this thing on the radio was so strange. This woman was saying that she loses her balance and practically had to relearn how to move around because she would knock into things and she went from like an A to a C. I dunno.
that sounds like she is just a dumb ass LOL I work out do aerobics, etc
never had a problem !!
Katie...I'm gonna agree with you. She did sound dumb but I had to ask just to find out because it sounded so stupid. Morons.
apparently the brits do a lot of lip synching on their music shows -- like "top of the pops" -- their studios aren't set up for live performances or something dumb like that? ... but this was too obvious. she barely opened her mouth. not something you can normally say about jordan, i'm sure ...
Thanks MK. My eleven year old just said, "Mom, what is that shit?" ha ha ha
First of all her Tan looks like SHIT! WTF is the obsession with getting a tan when your pale ass will just turn orange? People used to want to be pale
Second How the HELL can you Sex it up when your PREGNANT?! This slut is a whole different league of whore.
Ugh I can't comment on the performance other than it is the worst thing I have seen. I would rather watch *gasp* Ashley Simpson than this sleep walker!
OH that spray tan! I can't stop... Her hand is a completely different color than her face. Like it's attached to a different person. AHAA HER HAIR! I want to rip that mop off of her head. They couldn't even sew the hair in all the way?
Who in the world is Jordan and why the f**k is so much time devoted to her?!
ummmm whu is she???
Yayyyyy MK!!!! When I get home from a long day at work, nothing cheers me up more than the ultimate MILF at work!
My gawd, the production values suck...her face moves in and out of the shadows...the whole thing is completely cheesy...which I guess is appropriate for Jordan!
Gawd love her. If she didn't exist we would have to invent her 
That’s not Eurovision but the quality of the song applies to their standards, some songs are not bad the rest is hysterical specially the performances…
And what was she wearing? Was she preggers cuz from the wais t up she looks a fatso, very bad choice of outfit…
She wasn’t lip-synching she was trying to and failed miserably. All the backup dancers looked better than she did…she moved and looked like an alien in the middle of them.
Anon 7:15 - she is totally wearing a michael JORDAN basketball jersey! it was the first thing I noticed... classic!
it looks like she's reading cue cards except i don't believe that she can read to the beat as it looks like she's struggling to lip sync the words
I refuse to click it. I'd rather listen to my fingernails scraping on a blackboard.
Maybe she threatened the judges that she'll squash them with her boobies.
she was actually pregnant when performing that.
She is such a cheeto vagina!
No, she is more like a monkey with giant ridiculous boobs!
Rachel Stevens is much hotter than Jordan. She must have been payed a lot of money to be Jordan's "voice" instead of winning the thing on her own.
That isn't Rachel Steven's voice for sure.
How can a pregnant woman have such skinny legs?
And that fluffy tutu she was wearing under the jersey just highlighted her freakish legs and AWOL ass.
I love how they moved the 23 on the jersey to the side, to hide her big belly.
Even pregnant, her tits look way too big.
...swallowing?
All I can say is that fuckin rocked. She was as stiff as a board. And the more I looked at her, the uglier she got. Eww
OK-This is completely off of the subject BUT.........has anyone else heard of the 4 one hour episodes the Friends cast has signed up to do??? My friend just text'd me with the info & I can't confirm it anywhere on the internet!!!
She was pregnant in that clip. But if you think that's bad you HAVE to see her sing the song (live) at the try-outs for Eurovision (she lost to a Pop Idol reject called Javine).
Jordan sung that song dressed in a sking tight bright pink PVC and diamente catsuit and she was EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT. My eyes still havent recovered.
latex bitch, that rumor turned out to be false. It was posted on here a few days ago, you could check the archives for this week to read about it.
Please listen closely, WATCH OUT for CRAZYCAJUN!!!
I have to warn you, because
if something should happen to someone, I could never forgive myself.....
Lord, she knows not what she does.....She is a mentally ill person and will stop at nothing to hurt you...
I am not impressed with that. She didnt do anything but touch her hair. @@
OMFG. she's just horribly bad.
I like this clip & song!
she was pregnant
and if she did win (which sh almost did) she would have been like 8 months pregnant at the competition date.
anddddd
the judges?
um pretty sure it was like a phone in thing
so she porbaly sucked off eveyeoen in the UK
HEr bejoobies have more talent/stage presence. She should stick with that.
I just lost 2 mins of my life on that stupid bitch.
dingaling, the thing about lipsynching on TOTP is a performer's choice - they set up the studio the way the performer wants. The Pussycat Dolls will lipsynch, but Franz Ferdinand will perform live, and so on.
I remember in the late 80s is when they had the first "lipsynching scandal", although you know there were lip synchers before - Frankie Goes to Hollywood and Milli Vanilli had been there, after all - when the chick from All About Eve was lipsynching totally out of synch. (Do you remember All About Eve? They had a minor hit with "Flowers in Our Hair", but Julianna, the girl from it, was more famous for being the girlfriend of the dude from The Mission UK, and the girl who sang backup in their hit "Severina").
Jordan was about 5 months pregnant at the time. The girl who won, Javine, wore the smallest dress you've ever seen and had a nip slip on live tv.
who ever rote that about her u FUCKING DICK HEAD u dont no what u r on about u fucking cunt
o and she was preganant
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