Damn, so close!
We were almost there.
DIE HILTONS!
this would have been the end she totally deserves..falling off the balcony, probably as shitfaced as tara reid during mardi gras, christmas, hanukkah, new year's eve, x-mas, sprig break, and the easter holidays together!!!
Your so right MK, her contract with the devil will keep her safe!
Is that a line of hair down her back? Seriously, is it?
I wish that would happen to Brangelina. I could live without those two.
Why are these posts so long and pointless? Why are you talking about kiddy porn and why would someone post an editorial like comment? My day is ruined
Why do I think this a plant to counterattack the recent backlash against this assboil on society? I don't know, I smell bullshit.
Leah, it's a way to piss off Dlisters. Weekdays, MK deletes this shithead as fast as he posts. He wants you to go to his lame blog instead of this one. No one does. He did this to Perez, too.
MOUSE!!!
paris is an attention whore. she probably did it on purpose to distract everyone from her current deposition embarassment.
i think that line of hair on her back leads to her tail. that's how she probably avoided plunging to her death...she probably wrapped it around the railing. or maybe she hooked her beak on it.
She looks totally wasted/drunk in this pic.
Putas!
You should definitely go to typekey to get rid of spammers.
how do i get a gravatar people? help me
SPF - Go to gravatar.com and register. Pick a pic you want to use and go back to the site. Send it to them and once they rate it (less than 24 hours) you're good to go. When you go to post, type in your email address EXACTLY as you entered it on gravatar or your avatar won't show. This is crucial. No one will see your email address except you and like your screen name, you don't have to type it in every time. Cheers!
I wonder why my avatar shows on Just Jared... but not on here?!
I see your avatar, Leah. A pretty pink eye, yeah?
mousie I am leaving for the weekend. Have a great one!!! Kisses.
P.S. I had great sex last night with my mister. I want more yumyum!!
Yes! Thank you Mouse 
I wonder why I can't see it.
Is it ever gonna be like it was back in the day with hollywood. when it was sophisticated (sorry spelling) and classy. ever since this girl came out hollywood turned from greatness to trailer park trash. anyone else agree?
That closeup is awful...looks like she is developing alcohol or cocaine-induced rosacea. Big swollen nose, blotchy pink complexion. The pot eyes and back hair don't help her appearance much either. It baffles me as to how this woman considers herself a sex symbol.
Shit, had she fallen it would have been just like that SEX and the City episode where the washed-up, annoying socialite fucking falls to her death!! Damn, why can't reality be more like TV.
Damn!!! So fucking close!!!
Dammit!
Oh God, this is going to be just like Tai in Clueless. She's gonna be incessently talking about her near death experience. Blah, blah, blah.
Lohan tattood breathe on her arm, will parasite put retard on her forehead?
Princess Sophia is a dumb twat face, just to let ya'll know.
"she hooked her beak on it."
Very funny, Paris Hiltons big beaked nose actually could save her from falling to her death now that you mention it.
I'm just as gay as Clay.....
Darn!!
MichaelK's the best-
I was thinking the same thing! How great would it have been if Paris said something like the socialite in that SATC episode: This film festival is so boring I could just die. Hahahahaha so great!
We are bitches. If I have to hear this idiot babble endlessly this shit, I'll die. I say we all start a fundraiser to pay off a hitman to finish the job.
That girl is bound and determined to keep her ass in the public's eye. Yep, she's Satan's now. It's a done deal. 
Fuck!! What I would have given to be there and after she stated falling, I'd offer her a hand, then she would try to take it and I'd give her ass a big PUSH! 
anon 6:32 still shits his bed., just to let ya'll know
Is that a nose job scar I see at the base of her nose? That would indicate that she's had an open rhinoplasty. That's definitely not her natural nose, surprisingly.
A completely useless individual...would any one of her vacuous friends even noticed her absence?
Why did Tom Cruise ruin a good life like Katie Holmes?When Paris is the perfect person to be a human guinea pig. Her and her sis Nikki is just as bad. Thier both shallow n' stupid like Bert and Ernie. MMMMM COOKIE !
I seriously doubt that I would lift a finger to help her either if she were in harm's way. Forget the "Good Samaritan" laws. Just not a person who contributes anything positive to this world.
MK, I think you probably would have had to gotten in line behind so many that would have wanted to push her ass first......I have a friend attending Sundance and I told her to be on the look out for this ugly bitch, and hoped my friend could accidently run over Parasite's ass with her car, you know how dangerous those roads can be, all icy and snowy and shit......Hahahaha!
It would be so worth it to go to jail if I had a chance to kill her. No joke.
Faster, pussycat, faster - die, Die, DIE!
I don't like Paris Hilton, or anything that she does, but I certainly don't want her to fall over a balcony and die. I dunno, just call me a compassionate human.
Holy shit, what did I just say??? Am I drunk??????
all right. i'm ashamed.
DAMN! We were so close. You know, I could see this bitch living through a nuclear blast, but my ass would get a paper cut and die from an infection.
Okay - I am serious and I am not just being a hater - but she is gross! She is gross and untalented! I just dont get it? Why does anyone care about this girl?!? Yes I know it is Saturday - I just had to post on my way to go out.
She'll have another book out about this now...
"Confessions of a big-nosed girl: How my hooked nose saved my life!"
Or something like that.
lmao @ hook-nose saved my life! Good one
Brandon puts cheetos up his behind!
I wish we could all have t-shirts made that said "Die Hiltons!"
Dumb bitch still wouldn't get it.
she'd be flattered we're wearing a shirt with her name on it!
" I'm not sure why someone didn't seize the opportunity and push her sorry ass" - SO evil....I LOVE it!!!
Why won't she just die 
Shell is a crazy cracker!!
Watch out for shell, she'll cut ya!
SHELL IS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^^ lol oooookay
Did Perez save her?
I predict that Paris will unfortunatley die in a horrible tragic way...it's sad really...
but true.
Oh I hope you're right emma, the sooner the better.
Her schnoz is getting larger and larger and larger...
'All the better to hoover up all that cocaine, my dear!'
7:32am is shell too. This bitch it nuts. She is going around telling bloggers, she will see them TUESDAY. That sounds crazy. I have noticed most people here, cut her down, she thinks it is only one person.
Mk knows. He has all the information.
heartflowers is shell too. that woman must really have no life. she lives on this site.
12:53:
"See you next tuesday"
is an acronym for
c.u.n.t.
one please explain to me.
whose parnets with lots of money, let their girl be uneducated and shoot sex-videos?
she keeps flashing her parts,dancing like a h...er and teens admire her for that?
or is there a media mafia behind this so we have to see her,have to read about her?
really, i feel very sorry for her and her future family
I am completly GUTTED and DISTRAUGHT! Why the hell didnt anyone push the bitch!
I just shat my pants with hope! Now I will be depressed for the next few weeks... it took all my gawddamn energy!
She looks wasted in that picture
You are all so mean! I love you guys.
HER ANUS IS ALL LUBBED UP AND READY TO GO!
i'm VERY disappointed!!!
fuckin dumb whore. the world would be a better place without this piece of shit.
In the words of Eric Cartman "GODAMNIT!" I had a pretty good day today, this would have been a perfect end to it if she actually fell! I don't like to wish death on anyone, but She's the freakin' Antichrist! But actually it would be funnier if she fell and survived, and became completly paralized! oh God forgive me for saying this! I don't mean it! I'm trying to give these good folks on this blog a good laugh! But I do despise Paris, that much is true! haha!
Don't worry--she'll probably die of some kind of STD anyway!
She can't die.
Comedians world wide will lose so much material.
I mean, grated she's a stupid, spoiled, useless, skinny ass slut and all, but death?
Now, video of her getting punched out..PRICELESS!!
www.wrestlingbeltworld.com
fuck u M. Making money off my name - smart eh ! parasite is u ...
All that money and that's the best her parents could do! That's weak! Imagine a Hilton with a brain and a conscience or consciousness! Naw, my imagination can't stretch that far. She's prsident of the Dumn Fucking Cunt Club, but she better watch her back because soooo many are trying to take it away from her!
Why do you people have so much HATE? She would not be where she is if it were not for people like you who give her negative attention. You want her to go away? Ignore her. Don't buy or watch anything that has Paris in it. Once the media sees that she is not selling they will stop being interested in her.
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