Cottage cheese, yum!
Cute dress, bad shoot.
Mariah should borrow some of Whitney's crack......to get her figure back........."crack is whack"!
slap a pineapple slice on her thigh and call it a side at steak 'n' shake.
It looks like that because she crossed her legs w/o stockings and she's a thick girl!
Look, REAL women aren't perfect, people!
Very true Mika
EWWW. Why does she continue to dress like that? It just makes her look worse. She is not really that fat, but the clothes 3 sizes too small make her look huge!
What's the opposite of the lollipop head?
whoa... a little cellulite peekin' out there!
Mika: you're right. No one is perfect, but this bitch swears she is!
Wait! That's a touched photo! We've seen many a pic of her and she's never had cellulite!
What do you expect they love David Hasselhoff and Michael Jackson over there.
@ Mika
DUHHHHHHHHHH i think the pictures without cellulite are the ones that are touched.
Yeah she suffers from a pretty large id (I've taking sociology)
she wouldn't look that bad if she wore that 'dress' as a tunic top, and threw some jeans on her shanks.
Thanks, Taylorisbored! Luv ya!
LOL TO LAMB ALERT!!!!!!
maybe we can get heidi klum to yell at her about perfect bodies.
You know what this would all be very fine and well but she's just dressing the wrong way for her size!!! Mariah! Get a clue!
Most women have cellulite. It would be weird if she didn't. Even Parasite has cellulite.
Lamb Alert, I said what I meant...I think it's a touched photo. Although, I get your meaning...do you get mine? Why all of a sudden a pic like this...almost everyone pokes fun at her, yet no cellulite infested photos. Why is that? Perhaps, she has no cellulite?
so the other pics were pure photoshopes uh? interesting
I'm still trying to figure out how Mimi came to be back in the news. I really do.
I read an article in US or People, and it was makin fun of people like Mooriah who gain alot of weight and then lie about it. She put on like 45lbs in 6 months. It was funny.
Mika: psychology.
Meep: Perfect!! Great visual: Heidi yelling, and Mariah sobbing, hiccups and all!
Mika, what's a pretty large id?? Curious!
not even an 18....
The cellulite isn't the real problem here. It's the clothes that are too small. I can't imagine that she is comfortable. Besides, clothes that tight can't be healthy. They have to be doing something to her insides, like squeezing them to death.
She looks like a liver sausage in a wig.
Bitchified, u r soo right, hell even I have cellulite--I pity the fool who doesn't! ;0)
Mimi would look a helluva lot better if she would just, for the love of gawd, dress age- and size-appropriate.
Everyone has cellulite...not everyone lets it hang out.
If she would quit stuffing herself into dresses like that, she wouldn't look like a sausage that's ready to bust.
she is much more beautiful than nicole richie. so i don't see a problem... yep...
She still has less cellulite than she should, at her size and laziness. If it only shows when she crosses her legs, it is the same amount Princess Di had, and that bitch puked all she ate and worked out for hours!
Great. Alito just got sworn in. Women, kiss your rights gooodbye and welcome back the 70's. The 1870's when we had no rights.
PROCHOICE!!!
she just needs to dress her size! she always looks like a cheap hooker ! whew!
There's no way a woman of this size with her girth could NOT have a cellulite problem.
Doesn't she have a cheese product on the market anyway? ; "Laughing Cow Cheese"
Yes, it's ok for her to have cellulite because she is a real woman, however, her clothes are absolutely ridiculous. She is a size 14 at best, and she pretends to be a size 6. She would look beautiful if she would just wear more appropriate clothing.
That another reason why a proper woman never crosses her legs that way.
Remember ladies, knees and ankles together.
She looks like a sausage ready to burst out of its casing. She is easily a size 12 or 14 and obviously delusional. Those are some serious dimples.
it would be Ok if just covered herself,, I heard they cut all the tags out of her clothes and put size
60,, I mean size 6 in them....
I still say she gained it all when she went on the anti-depressants/anxiety pills. She had to choose: gain weight and be "normal" or stay thin and go nutzo on live tv again. She made the right choice, its hard being crazy. 
MizRo, it's sociology--actually sociology 131 to be exact. And I passed with an A+...But thanks anywho!
StoneyBaloney: It means exactly what you would think the word ego means, but ego is actually that little voice in you head that tells you why you can't have everything you want.
I hope that helps, luv ya!
let's all chip in and get her an Ashley Stewart or Lane Bryant gift card.
maybe she'll take the hint.
She really needs to realize that she isn't 20 years old and a size 2. If she dressed more age/size appropriate, she'd look great. She doesn't have to wear big flowered moomoos, but slightly longer skirts, a size or three larger than what she's wearing, would be a good start.
exactly.it's not the cellulite,it's her clothes.
Meep, I love it! I've got $5 on it!
AND, I never knew if you aren't a size 10 or up, you're not a REAL woman. What would that make us? A LOT HOTTER.....nahhh, just kidding, just kidding.....
buttercup I hear ya,, that shit makes you gain weight!!!I am naturally thin and that shit made me gain over 20 pounds. I would rather be thin and crazy then overweight and serene...
hey buttercup, are you saying this bitch ain't crazy???
cause if she's not cuckoo for cocoa puffs then I am the Queen of England,
oh yeah mika, the Id! I remember now!
What, does she have two cracks now? I heard that happens.
JadedHousewife, u couldn't be more right. I'm a true Mimi fan, but she really needs to dress more age appropriate...
there goes the lunch....
She got fat, and she remained crazy anyways...good grief.
Katie, love, you and me about to have a beatdown. No joke. Stop, okay?
Cool, StoneyBaloney!
Ok.. was it something I said LOL!
stop what? I haven't even been here all day
Mouse - you keep asking people to dial it back - do we have to stop johnning each other or what?
I rather be crazy too mouse! 
Mimi’s lost all sense of reality…while anorexics look in the mirror and see themselves fat, Mimi looks in the mirror and sees how she was two years ago. Is there a name for this disorder?
She needs therapy.
Poor Unaware Mimi
I think mousie is overreacting a bit....
MizRo, r we cool? I hope I didn't offend you, that's was never my intent.
I'm usually anti flesh colored nylons, but in this case, I have to say she should have worn some. Plus they have the bonus of sucking everything in a bit.
she's a manatee in expensive clothes.
Ok as far as fat and serene vs crazy and thin - I've gotta go with fat and serene. That's an f-ed up thing to say.
I'm a size 8 and on antidepressants, and would never go back to being a size 4 bulemic depressive.
Mika: I love you, not to worry, babe!! 
I'm taking advanced psych and we are into that too!! Science is science!
What we all have to understand is that Mariah lives in a parallel universe: It's HER world and we just happen to be living in it!
Yes, I'm confused too. What's the que pasa?
MMouie you got mail
This photo is altered, people!!
The color of the cellulite doesn't even match her skin color and you can see toward the edge of her dress that it has been cut and pasted in place.
do you guys notice that the spot where the "cheese" shows is lighter than the rest of mimi? It could've been touched....I don't know!
She may still be a little nuts, but she isn't having all-out melt downs like she did a year ago. I try to cut her some slack because I know it is a hard choice to make. Ive been hospitalized many times because I quit taking prednisone (for Crohns) and although it is hard for you to believe sarah m, the mind can make you do weird things like say hey Id rather be sick and thin than stay on my meds and have everyone make fun of my chipmunk cheeks, especially for us girls.
NO one: I noticed!
Why is she wearing less clothes now that she has MORE weight?
Body dismorphic disorder?
Daya - I noticed - that would be a crying shame to actually GIVE someone some cellulite like that! To make her look worse than she already is....sheeezzz.
I was just joking! I think your mental health is more important than physical appereance!
I don't think Mariah is a two-ton Sally or anything but she's a big girl. I personally would rather be rail thin than completely sane or drugged up.
who cares as long as she is happy , rich and happy I wish !
It comes down to dressing appropriately, whatever weight you may be!
Hi Katie! HUH?
OMG! that pic is soooo photoshoped! why would somebody do that? WTF?
I know that's a sh*tty way for me to think but I can't help it. I think at 5'8 and 140 pounds I am a big girl and it sucks but I would never call myself or Mariah fat.
I wish I was rich Cajun and happy
LOL
She's like a 14-16 AT LEAST!!
You bitches are as crazy as Mimi!
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
Girlfriend is a 12, At least!
Size 6 my ass...
yea it does look total photoshopped..
Kellie....girl, I'm sure you are hot and you look fabulous!
I agree with you Mika, but Mariah is just fat at this point.
MizRo: Ur so right, Mimi is on a whole 'nother plane...:0)
Luv u 2, sweetie!
MK, there's a new Jordan nip slip out there!
OH Katie, I thought you meant to add a word at the end like "powerful"....rich, happy, and powerful...hehehehe
Your response also made me think of that Toys R Us commercial with the little girl who is on the phone with EVERYBODY telling them what she wants for XMAS: I want this, I want this, I want this....hehehehehe
Katie...
trying to get there but my server is having problems...DOH!
cut some slack - your metabolism slows when you hit menopause.
is this website growing a heart?
mariah is fat.
and, even if she isn't, can we please just say she is? it makes my day go by faster hearing that mariah is eating ice cream scoops of lard, and that paris hilton keeps the scabs she pulls off of her labia, and that tom cruise has to wear rubber diapers because his sphincter doesn't close properly after all of the german porn-star cock he's had rammed in there.
let's mock celebrities, and not splits heirs about why or how.
aaaw Thanks Daya! I wasn't trying to knock those who would rather be bigger and happy but I have issues with having a ghetto booty. I just don't get how Mariah thinks she looks good. I even stick up for her when everyone rags on her but I don't by any means thinks she looks good. She looks huuuuuge! Then I feel bad because I'm not what you would call small.
Katie and FMouie - how do I find out what the hell is going on? Do I have to send my e-mail address to MK also?
Queen, I hear ya!! But I look at it this way. The blacks left the Republican party when they found out that they didn't care. Now the women who vote Republican can leave too.
You people are such freaks, really.
buttercup, ur alright with me!
She looks huge in pictures anyway. Maybe she looks better in real life.
FYI: Weinerschnitzel does not mean hot dog. It is a breaded and friend veal cutlet. You should have said "Wurst Alert"
Tim is right, f*** mimi.
Not only is her body nasty, so is her face...and that's the worst, ugly body AND ugly face.
Crazy: I guess that's what you have to do!
Shellsabortedalien - you're right because there's no paper bag big enough to cover BOTH her ass AND her face....ahahahaha
shellsabortedalien: Never mind, not worth it.
Mimi has problems, u couldn't pay me to say otherwise--wait! Yes, you could! But back to the subject, no I don't think she's fat, she's think now, don't get me wrong. Baby got back, and she needs to dress more appropriate. I don't mean like some old hag, but dress more sexy--not sleazy. Oh, there's a difference!
cellulite, no cellulite - i'd hit it until she couldn't see straight. then i'd keep hitting it until I couldn't see straight. then i'd keep going until i died.
If she cut a couple feet off those hair extensions then she'd look great, especially with this particular hairstyle. And if the dress were a few inches longer then it would be great too. But she's batshit crazy, so she aint gonna do something sensible.
i'd like to cook her in a george foreman grill.
i'd like to slap her stomach.
i want her to do the truffle shuffle.
she needs to be the new spokesperson for KFC.
Daya: DONE! Where the hell is everybody this afternoon? I went to lunch and there aren't too many people writing!
Crazy..
I've no idea! I can't get to my email anyway because the server or whatever is messed up. Are we having a meltdown here? Is this a code red? Should I duck and cover? I'm seeing innocent comments getting nasty reviews and I'm very confused (and dazed).
domino..
HA! Don't hide your feelings bro. Let it all out!
Remember when she was on cribs and got on her exercise bike in heels?!
FMouie: I e-mailed MK to see if perhaps he can shed some light on it for me. Dunno. Seems like everybody is walking on eggshells for some reason! I just got used to be able to dog everybody AS A JOKE and then, we have to play nice. It sucks.
By the way, you crack me up FMouie...nice to meet ya.
that's EXACTLY what i'd like to do Fmouie..let it ALLLLLLL out.
DOMINO!! Ur the man!!
buttercup!! She's friggin' delusional!
I am so sick of the skinny minnys in this world, so I hear where some of you are coming from, but wanting to fuck Mariah is bordering on chubby chasers.
i'm WHAT man? not the man who robbed that store last night. no way, i'm not THAT man.
I LOVE YOU, MIMI!!!
>>>> not having any fun anymore,
do not appreciate getting yelled at
for no apparent reason... see above post
GG's Avatar: Chubby Chasers? More like the Good Year Blimp Pimp! More power to you, of course, if that's whatcha like.
daYUMMMMM that bitch got FAT!!
buttercup, you've gotta send a link with THAT pic! Who in their right mind would get on any bike with heels--well, my clue was in the 'right mind' statement, now wasn't it?
Ugh, I'm ill from Tim's post. Wayyyyy too many visuals at one time. Spread it out, baby
And are y'all bickering? I'm just too lazy to figure out where. Just knock it off, or I'll.. well, I'll get very angry.
XOXO Group Hug XOXO
And that's group, not grope.. Mouie!
What are you talking about Katie? The I LOVE MIMI holler?
she's pregnant with brooke shields' post-partum depression.
she's pregnant with an identical dakotah fanning.
she's pregnant with three cannisters of grands biscuits.
she's about to give birth to a walrus.
the whiskers are already poking out of her.
I think....Dlisted was not fun today! there....I hope i come back tomorrow and everything would be the same as it used to be....I only hope
Domino, ur the man of my dreams! Yes, ur THAT man!
Ur too much and I'm saying that in a good way, if ya know what I mean! ;0)
Scarlett, who yelled at you? I will mentally kick their ass!
Katie, I can't keep up with them. Who yelled at you?? You are like our mom here, keeping it all together!
Who's bickering? I didn't see anything. I started to say something to shellsabortedalien but I kept my mouth shut.
uhhh, Mika, i have no idea what you mean.
Daya - I agree. It was not only not very fun, it was very confusing! I've gotten so used to having so many people post so many things back and forth that I just can't keep up. Not today, though 
Scarelett, whoever it was is simply jealous of your beauty!
Crazy,
Ha, exactly. If you want to be a chubby chaser or blimp pimp, that's your own damn business.
Let's not forget that Mariah is an insane bitch who won't get out of her limo unless someone rolls a red carpet out for her.
daya? explain? please?
Mouse hasn't even been here....Miz doesn't talk to me anymore.... 
you know what.. its not important!
there are nice ways to tell people what you are upset about, but whatever!
Not going to lose sleep over it guys!
What is going on? Please peeps, don't turm Mariah on me!
i'll roll a red carpet out for her.
i call it my tongue.
Daya - I emailed mouse to get your email - MK didn't have it. As soon as I hear from Mouse I will add you to msn, unless you want to get mine from MK!
I think it's fine Mimi's thick, but when she starts dressing worse than the girls at the House of Lancaster, she need a stylist stat!
if you blow the picture up there is no cellulite. its seriously like one dimple.
Ok Domino that put a smile on face.
What Lo?? MK has my e-mail!!....Oh no he didn't. MK you bitch ain't denying me are you?! that's it!! talk to the hand!
Daya - I've felt the same way today!
Lo - where have you been! I haven't even had a chance to say good morning to you yet....dang.
GG's Avatar - am i ever glad you're not called GG Allin's avatar....
Mouse: How are you...we think we are losing you!
Domino...ok...let me try and explain this...I'm just saying ur comments are very humorous. They cause me to burst out in laughter...I grab hold of my side because I’m laughing too hard and it hurts…u make me snort out loud with laughter…I’m found of ur commentary...I hope that explains it.
Calling you “the man”, is merely a show of affection, I'm not one for insults, ok?.
Bottom-line, ur funny, dude!
I love everyone!!! What's going down here? I love Daya, and Mouse and Lo, and Loozer and Hearts, and Katie, and crazy... basically everyone except Parisite Hilton and George W. Bush!
Hi all! Daya & Crazy - get my email from MK if you want!
haha, GOTCHA Mika!!!
I knew what you were saying the WHOLE TIME!!!!!
SUCKA!!!!!
..and a burp/fart.
If I could I would send you all some Xanax and wine. Snuggle up and sleep well, tomorrow is another day. (right Scarlett?)
I know Miz.. love you too!
I just emailed Mouse! Where is she??
I'm 5'6" weigh 115 pounds and my legs dimple when I cross them too. It's really inevitable no matter what your size...
Mika - i dont get it. Before u said she doesnt have cellulite, then you say that everyone of course does, even u...????????????
People stick to ur own opinions, even if they are ridiculous!
And yes -- why hasnt anyone just told her to dress appropriately? A 300lb woman can look totes sexy if she wears the right thing!!
just stick to the topic guys!
Thanks buttercup! I would take some valium too thanks
FMouie - dazed and confused? You wouldn't be a Zep fan now, would ya? Nothing wrong with that!
right buttercup
Why is there always such drama here? Why can't you bitches (and I mean this very tongue in cheek)play nice?
For Domino,
Que?
you know what Katie...I think that's not only impossible (since....one topic leads to the other and the other).....but it's boring too! I guess fun wasn't going to last forever uh?
GG Allin - look him up. one nasty piece of work. a truly tortured artist, but NAZZZZZ-TEEE.
AWWWWW MizRo, that's sweet! I wish everyone could all get along so well
Lo, I've sent MK an e-mail for your address.
Katie: HUH! That must have something to do with what is going on today...OK, OK, I will promise to TRY to stick to the topic....hehehehehe....but what else can you say about Mimi being squeezed into a dress 10 times too small? You can only go so far with that
DOMINO!!! (Snort) There goes my side again! Ur too darn FUN-KNEE!
U got me, u got me!!
Let me just say...i'd be proud to do coke off that ass anyday, and mizro's too for that fact!
This is the SECOND time today that I've forgotten to put my name....bad girl, bad girl.
AWWWWW MizRo, that's sweet! I wish
everyone could all get along so well
Lo, I've sent MK an e-mail for your address.
Katie: HUH! That must have something to do with what is going on today...OK, OK, I will promise to TRY to stick to the topic....hehehehehe....but what else can you say about Mimi being squeezed into a dress 10 times too small? You can only go so far with that
domino: OMG!! That pic is not you is it? OMG!!
i don't know about anyone else, but i'm itching to go home and squeeze into my g/f's smallest dress.
call me weird.
richbtch, sweetie, I said 'almost everyone'and yes including me! No, I don't think she has cellulite, I just don't! But I do, wish I didn't, but I do.
domino.....your crotch wouldn't fit...trust me.
Daya, if it's the pic i think it is, then yeah. like it?
Domino,
LMAO! He's cute, in that sort of gross, disgusting, vomitous way.
MizRo...loves you, too...I think we all need a group hug! *HUG*
Big hug for KatieScarlett, too...you are like our touchstone.
Back to subject: Mimi needs a new stylist and someone who is honest with her and adds the "1" to her "6" on her dress size!!
Gosh....a tiny bit bigger than my f's, but don't tell anyone ok?
Hey!!! Do u guys see that smiley face I put out there!! I didn't mean to do that--hell, I don't even know how i did it! Go, Mika! Go, Mika!
DAMN DOMINO - if your crotch won't fit INTO A DRESS, I want to see it, too! That's gotta be one HUGE schlong if it won't fit in a dress.
Nice way to say nice to meet you Domino...hello to you and your huge schlong...hehehehehehe
GG's Av - agreed - in that gross, disgusting, vomitous, eat-your-own-shit way.
gawd damn! just when i thnk mimi is pulling it together, shit like this shows up on the internet.
Crazy...as soon as I get your e-mail I'll share....can I domino?
thanks hearts I was having a great day!
let's keep it on topic folks....no need zee blog polizei to rain blows on our widdle heads.
Well, luv everyone! It's time for me to get outta here, whew! I've had such a hard day at work today, what with my fingers crampin' with all my typing (wink)!
Smoochies!
Domino: hit me hard!
go NUTS, Daya.
okay, didn't she have a "6 pack" on new year's eve? This goes to prove it was drawn on.. Her stomach looks like rolls now. She should join the Biggest Loser with Janet JAckson
No seriously....HIT ME HARDER!
Wow, that is a real pic.I went on her website and that was in her photo archives from July of 05. It looks exactly the same as this one.I am confused why she would even want that pic on her site...not the most flattering shot!!
Oh he would defecate on stage. That is pleasant.
I can assure you that I am not GG's Allin Avatar. I only poop on my neighbor's doorstep when they piss me off, but never on stage.
fuck you tim,your hilarious!
Eddie Munster: anytime baby, as long as you share!
Peace out, everyone.. Have a good night, a good dinner and a good tumble! 
Daya, you still have my email?
FMouie and Domino - MK says FREE SPEECH! So, whatever the hell is going on, the blog policia are not explaining it very well
I don't get it why some people just don't understand. They look hideous in clothes that do not agree with their body type. Fat people like Mimi wearing skinny clothes disgust me.
not sure what you mean Anon 4:48....
Domino: I was responding to your comment of "let's keep it on topic folks....no need zee blog polizei to rain blows on our widdle heads."
This might be a stupid question, but if it's a hotmail address, why can't you just post it in here? I don't care who reads mine, I can delete email and block people messaging me.. right?
no no, i got that, i just don't understand what you meant by "MK says FREE SPEECH" and "the blog police aren't explaining themselves very well.."
i do domino!
GG's avatar - i've sen video of him chasing HIS AUDIENCE around with his shit in his hands....SO GROSS...plus he had the smallest dick ever. seriously, miniscule.
Because more than one of us, not just me, has been baffled today at why people seem to be walking on eggshells with their comments and advising everyone to stay on the subject.....so, I e-mailed MK to see what the hell is going on asking if we are not supposed to john anybody anymore or whatever. He said nope, ignore it, FREE SPEECH. therefore, if the blog policia would explain what and the hell is going on perhaps we would ALL understand it a better. I'm still confused, you?
Daya, i just sent ya an email...let's keep that discussion there, yeah?
Right Naughty!
Day.. please return my E mail when you can OK?
For the love of God, wear one outfit this year that fits you!
Alito gets confirmed, and Coretta Scott King dies.
Coincidence?
ok, domino..I'm going home...I'll read it from there! Have a good night people, I hope everything goes back to normal tomorrow!
Crazy - yeah, i agree, but i also agree with the haters to a point, sometimes things DO get carried away here. i like it, don't get me wrong, but you have to be somewhat considerate of others.
Katie...I will as soon as I get home!
see ya Daya.
Thanks Dayanara. I thought I had simply lost my mind. Not sure why everything has to be so secrety-secret
And I emailed MK a while back, when some other whiners were bitching about staying on topic. MK said he has no rules, and it's all good. Respectfully.
Domino - I completely agree. Only thing is, some people just don't know when to quit. Such is life, though. For instance - - - THIS - - - quite a few people worked up over what appears to be absolutely nothing at all
Is that photoshopped? Cuz her leg looks all tan and smooth below the knee but is lump and white as hell at the top - is that normal??
Hi ya'll! God things are crazy. Listen, comments are supposed to be hot and fun and all that. Not drama. I don't have any rules, just because you guys allow me to say whatever I want. However, I think it's best if we try and stay on topic just so everyone can say their own schpeel about the topic at hand etc... I mean every now and again things will go off topic and that's life. I don't want to be a Nazi you know. It's not a big deal. It's supposed to be light! Anyhow, e-mail me if you have any questions. I am also working on getting something together that you guys can use to go off topic like a chat room or some shit.
OMG, God actually came forth and spoke unto us
Thanks MK!!
A chat room?
We need a Jerry Springer room.
I wanna hurl the first chair!
Well said, MK. To rest with all the bullshit. Back to Mariah's fat ass.
I don't know which photos of Mariah's have been photoshopped, but SOME of them definitely have because one day, she's on the beach frolicking (albeit not the skinniest doll and that's perfectly fine) but she had no stretch marks like the ones in these photos - WTF?
Crazy...
Sorry, had to go do some WORK! go figah..
I would suggest that MK has been getting a shitload of emails lately and he's probably pissed. I say we back off on him and try to reorganize here and settle it here.
The Breakdown!! that would be the SHIT!!
very cool - thanks MK.
you heard the man folks - put the golden calf away.
i don't even know what that means...
Naughty...
XOXO Group Hug XOXO
And that's group, not grope.. Mouie!
NaughtyVoyeur | Homepage | 01.31.06 - 4:19 pm | #
Awwwwwwwwww spoil-sport
haha - i was wondering when you'd spot that fmouie louie. ya big dewey.
decimal system. of a down. syndrome.
I am NOT a LAMB, so don't insult me, BUT...
Leave Mariah alone. So her thighs have a little curdle action going on.
She's still a pretty woman, big or small.
And she really is not that big. She just has a lemonhead.
I feel all warm inside now. Maybe its the Xanax!
Power to the People! Right on F Mouie. I think Moooriah has been deceptive in her wardrobe practices, dont you?
dear the Breakdown. while i agree in principle, this here is a celeb-trashing site. mariah is therefore fair game.
the fairest game in the land.
yum.
No, I love you bitches. Oh and I am a lamb.
goldie..
Yep, to a degree. Used to party hearty with the lava and led
so you wear those little paper socks then? and smear yourself in mint jelly?
kink-EEE.
domino...
ok...you're weird!
But I like that!
Mariah is big. Deal with it.
Crazy...
if you put your hotmail email address in the "Email (optional)" box, you won't have to enter your name in. it's always there.
i'm not weird, i'm wired.
SUBTLE difference.
ACHINGLY subtle.
it's about fucking time.thanks mk.
"over 90% of all women in the world suffer from one form or another of cellulite—even those with bodies most of us would die for! "
gotta love those self-help health websites!!!!
makes me feel better
and thank YOU, tiredofit, for SLOGGING through all those BRUTAL, LIFE-DRAINING COMMENTS BOXES to end up here.
i have a medal for you.
I was watching Calvin Klein runway shows on Style Network, and even those size -2 models had cellulite under their butts. No one is perfect. In fact I was watching Dr 90210 and this one girl had her fat sucked from her back/hip/lovehandle area and put in her butt, to make it bigger. CAN you believe that? If you are going to suck fat from me, you can just keep it out cause I dont want it back in me, capice?
testing
FMouie - Tried just putting in my email address but it didn't work. It listed me as an anon. Of course, I don't have a hotmail address, mine is through AOL. I'm sure that makes a difference?
Although we can be annoying I find it pathetic that people actually emailed MK and b*tched about it. You obviously have some time on your hands as well. Way to kill a party.
well, it seems like all is well in the kingdom after all.
domino, you're on my list of fun peeps (M or F?)
Crazy... you're also on the list
met some great peeps here today.
MIKA..
Hello, and welcome to my list as well. All in all, not a bad day, just a tad confusing.
Katie, if you're still here...I luv ya. It's all good babycakes!
MK hasn't had a melt down in a while, and you beeyotches are really pushing it. I can just see it coming....get him meds!!!
Crazy..
hmmm.. not sure. It has to be the address that you gave to gravatar
hah - Fmouie, i'm a dude. ask Daya tomorrow...heh...
i gotta go. keep it real brutha.
PS - yer on my list too.
Kellie - I agree - to e-mail someone to "bitch about our bitching".....the point would be?
FMouie - dunno....that was the e-mail I gave Gravatar. Oh well, I guess I'll just have slap myself on the hand everytime I forget to write my name.....I should know, I fuss my 7 year old all the time for the same damn thing!
i am soooo glad that someone has finally voiced what i've been thinking for the past 2 years. why does us weekly and in touch publish photos of courtney cox asking "is she pregnant?" - when she maybe has pms bloat.
yet, god save mariah! never hear a bad word about her! she's the size of a whale and all those tabloids ever say is that she's "sexy and healthy". BULLS***!
domino..
I know wired!! I get that at times. I go off and start posting what I perceive to be humorous stuff on all the posts that I can, and some lame-ass MFer with "anonymous" will step in and piss on my parade. Kinda turns the wired down a bit, to tired, as in tired of idiots who have nothing funny to add, just insults and hate.
well, I spose I should jet to home. have a nice eve y'all. Catch ya on the flip-flop
FMouie - CAN YOU BELIEVE I FUCKIN FORGOT TO PUT MY DAMN NAME? SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, AND SLAP SOME MORE.
thanks Mouie. I am cool.. this is NOT real life thank God only some internet drama from 12 to 5 on weekdays
I agree with Fmouie. People emailed MK and b*tched instead of just adding to the comments and chat. Some of them even spent HOURS a day yelling about how p*ssed off they were at the chatter. Isn't that counter-productive to the point they were trying to make? Oh well, they won. For now.
Domino, now I am going to have nightmares tonight. Thanks a lot buddy. I'll be chased by my avatar who is throwing poo at me. This is so gross.
Ok are we still talking about Mimi's fat ass?
Only 12-5, Katie?
You lazy slut!
Oh I see how it is FMouie!! Sniff sniffffffff
Meh. She don't look too bad. I would still pounce on it and take a bite out.
LOL - she does look hella bloated....and uncomfortable. i wish curvy women would just embrace their figures and stop trying to squeeze themselves into clothes that are WAY too small. mariah, we're not fooled; we know you like pork chops and biscuits so wipe the gravy off your chin and stop trying to front!
I am still your slut Breakdown
This is getting sad. She needs to keep that unsightly mess covered up.
Can I get that in writing?
And surely someone here works at a law office that can get this taken care of.
It's not like any of you bitches are actually working anyway!
The Breakdown and Katie - I work for a law firm but will no part of such a contract...unless you share....heheheehehehe
Orgy!
I'm leaving this unholy place you all! Have a great evening!
wow ! I am afraid if I don't stay on the topic someone might beat me up sorry!
Okay, I am just going to say this once, since it isn't about Mooriah.
I think I am in love with Michael K! (although he is not the first gay man I have fallen for...he will be the Best in my heart)
Katie, I am the new Blog Police Captain, and I say you're in shit!
UGH MIMI. Put that rank shit away!
Blog police? lmao. That was funny. Mimi is getting bigger by the day.
yeh, Sophia that is what I hear
EW! I'm gagging on her cottage cheese!
Her legs are huge.
6:28 there is no such thing. MC too fat to be pretty.
SO WHAT IS IT? DO YOU LIKE SKINNY WOMEN OR PLUMP WOMEN? YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ALL SUCKERS. MARIAH LOOKS LIKE THE SIZE OF THE AVERAGE WOMAN (minus the boob job) SO PLEASE SHUT UP!
maybe mk was getting tired of you emaling him about your email addresses or freaking out about your'supposed'stalkers.you seem like nice people,just a little too much sometimes...yes,mimi is getting bigger and bigger.
So sick of hearing she looks like the average woman.So if all woman were 200lbs that would be ok then?
I wonder if Anonymous 6:50 pm sees any irony in telling people to 'shut up' in all caps?
Tooooooo big.
I just try to remember her when she was swinging through the tire swing over the lake singing "Always Be My Baby." Thats my happy place.
That's a whole lot of sausage stuffed into one sausage casing. 
Sorry, Patsy, I should read the comments before I post.
she is about 80 lbs over the limit.
I'm a Mariah fan, but that's yucky. Please someone tell this almost 40 year old that she's not 16 anymore! Seriously...I think it's time for an intervention.
MC is to big to be cute.
She should back away from the food. She looks alot older than 45.
hahaha...EWWWW!
lol, older than 45!
just coz most chicks have cellulite (i do even tho im skinny) doesn't make it easier to look at! yeh mariah's bigger but she has a hot figure, everything's nicely in proportion. she just needs to learn how to show it off properly! short and tight doesn't necessarily = sexy.
That reminds me, I'm running low on cottage cheese, large curd.
Reading some of the above posts, I wish people would stop criticising thin people by saying that only real women have curves! I'm thin (without the help of an eating disorder or drug habit) and consider myself to be a real woman. As long as you're healthy, who cares?! After all, beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
Dang I didn't know she had all that going on...yikes!
Wow that was a loooong read ^^^
I have no clue what's going on but boy something sure is. I hope tomorrow is better for ya'll
I've seen many pics of Mariah showing off her cellulite. The girl's got it goin' on big time!!
^ got it going on. I don't think so. The only thing she has going on, is a bad weight problem. Big time.
^^^ that's what I meant
i kno im late but ive seen her cellulite b4 not just in this pic, and no there is nothing wrong with that but its a problem w hen ur pu shing 40 dressed like a slut whore in too small clothes
Frankly, I'm thrilled to see a really talented, reknowned person have as much buttcheese as I do. Hooray!!! (and yes, I know that makes me n0ot talented at all...just fat). But...hooray!!!!!
she still looks like a pig whether its touches or not by the way...damn her waist is fat as hell
She needs to buy bigger clothes.
Her legs look terrible. A big person like that, needs to buy bigger clothes.
You know I think she looks cute here, and the fact that she's got cellulite and isn't afraid to show it is cool. It's very transgressive. It's the new gay people.
she better get a clue. it's not going to be easy to those that shit. especially in the daily spotlight, where she craves to be.
Okay, that's bad cellulite there!
I still like her figure, at least its shapey and not stick-thin straight.
I would rather have the stick thin straight chicks. MC is hidious looking, she is over-weight big time. Her legs look sickening.
A) Either get on the Nicole Ritchie diet
B) Exercise, eat right, leave the spotlight forever...I mean, for awhile
C) Burlap sack.
cheesey thighs!!! ahhhhhhhhh
oh the horror....
I'd like to have that much cellulite. You guys just have no idea....
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