That is too funny!
I would have LOVED to see that!!!
I think alot of women want to do that to Angie the Skankwhore.
OMG! too damn funny!
OMG, people are fucking nuts, who would do something like this. The woman doesn't even know any of them personally. Wearing a Friends T-Shirt, bitch needs to get out of the house more often, get a life and stop watching Friends re-runs.
Run Angelina! Team Jolie all the way!!!
Brad tipped the bitch off. His ass is really sore and he needs a break!!
LMFAO!!!
AWESOME!
i admire her inititative.
i wish she had smacked her, although, i guess earth's most beautiful savior (aka-her unborn baby) would've been put in harm's way...and nobody wants that.
Her father probably had something to do with that.
i wish someone would go after jen...someone with a tomb raider shirt.
maybe billy bob thornton.
LOL MK. Jen Aniston wants to be an Actress, but she'll forever be defined by this. If I were her, I'd just live out my days enjoying my gazillions and give up the spotlight.
Although I don't condone violence...that is funny as shit. Just because Angie plays tough (staged) fights scenes doesn't mean that she wouldn't snap like a twig in real life. I think my dead Granny could slap the shit out of her.
tim!
OMG it was totally the Brangelina stalker
LOL Tomb Raider shirt
dude, mouse woul have paid to see that shit.
That is too funny...it really was Jennifer in disguise!
You know you couldn't make up shit like this!
i want to get a "friends" shirt and just start attacking people in hollywood, so jennifer aniston gets blamed.
i'm jennifer aniston's blackmailer.
nice to meet you.
Same Clothes......AGAIN
It was Vince in a despatare bid to off Ange & child, reunited Brad & Jen, and forever be rid of the nagging Chin.
Too funny, but a bit sad, nonetheless!
Eddie, love: finally an avatar! 
shit that is so funny.. Poor Anistan going through a bad time..please do not call her crazy
I so wish Angelina wasn't pregnant so she could've kicked that chick's ass. She may just ACT bad in the movies but I bet in real life, if you back her in a corner, she's gonna come out screaming, clawing, scratching, biting......
Shit it's true...isn't it??
I heard that was Brad's momma who did that crazy shit...
GetFlix -
Tim -
LA hearts her Dlisted boys who make her laugh and laugh.
And so did Brad just sit there and watch?
Now that's some funny shit...I'm wondering what was going through Brad's head during all of this. "Damn, I'm glad I divorced this crazy bitch!"
lmfao Mk i was thinking the same thing... hell that was manniston wearing a wig prolly.......
good afternoon eddie!!!
I hope to God this is true...
"When Maniston attacks!"
poor aniston.
(and poor mentally unbalanced crazy american woman aniston fan)
So no one told you life was gonna be this way (clapclapclapclapclap)
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year
But...
I'll SLAP ANG for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll SLAP ANG for you
Like I've SLPPED HER before
I'll SLAP ANG for you
'Cause YOU'D SLAP ANGIE too
Too funny!
that is typical berlin.
you get everything in one spot.
Skankbot! What's up?
Yeah, um, I wouldn't want to fuck with Jolie's ass. She scares the crap outta me. SOmething brad needs to learn.
I was probably Cortney Cox. Jen is too busy making her next bomb.
It really wouldn't surprise me if this were true. Jennifer Aniston has the craziest fans EVER! A lot of them are racist too.
wow. that must have been AWESOME to watch. somehow i just really dont feel bad for angelina. o well.
good! she should have slapped her. thats the least this homewreker gets!!!
For cripes sake people...when are you going to admit that if Manniston was soooo good and pure and the perfect woman...Brad would have never left her? You can't STEAL a man. Cash, tapes, diarys, photos those you can steal but not a man!!!Angie is HOT, Jenn is NOT...simple as that. Give it up people, Jenn is not the woman wronged...she is the woman who couldn't keep BRAD PITT!!!
And so did Brad just sit there and watch?
LM | 02.03.06 - 2:08 pm | #
^^That's what I wanna know too! Did do anything to defend the woman carrying his child???
Yeah, this shit probably happened. Aniston fans are fucking nuts!
meep!
angie's gonna have to birth her baby at the pentagon.
and then they're all gonna have to go disappear into witness protection.
OMG That was SOOOO frickin funny! I wish the nutjob had slapped the shit out her!!!
Meep...
that was too funny! Loves your ditty!
meep!!!!!!!!! Hysterical!!!!
And people wonder why Angelina carries her kids everywhere - I don't blame her one bit!
And so did Brad just sit there and watch?
LM | 02.03.06 - 2:08 pm | #
^^That's what I wanna know too! Did do anything to defend the woman carrying his child???
honeypeach |02.03.06 - 2:14 pm | #
He was probably hoping she kick that whore in the belly and cause a spontinous abortion...was that mean??
Their PR people will do anything to keep Brangie in the press, Yawn..
Courtney's in Berlin?
Who in her right mind would try to hit a pregnant woman?
That is just deranged!!!
holy shit! Maniston's fans are crazy!
WHo goes up and tries too attack a pregnant woman. Angelina would have probably been able to take her down if she wasn't preggers! MAniston's fans need to go back to the looney house!
That's fucking hilarious! A FRIENDS t-shirt? Are you fucking kidding me? Too bad Angie's pregnant, I would have loved it if she would had knived that psycho bitch!
Hey Mouse, I'm only on for a couple of minutes, I'm writing this motion and it makes me want to pop my eyeballs out with my pen.
Pity really that Angelina was pregnant cuz she would totally kick that woman’s ass all the way back to the States.
Don’t mess with her, Angie has a screw loose and that’s just fine by me…
Where was Brad? Maybe he wasn’t around at the time…
Maybe this isn’t even true…
I guess some people are real sticklers when it comes to adultery.
Dahling skankbot. You keep on law-ing. everyone that knows me says i should have been a lawyer. I agree. but there was that pesky law school bull shit happening. somehow i couldn't get past dat. *laughs*
That crazy woman can be sued for assault right? (calling all the lawyers) Angie should sue her and give her all the shit she could possible give her
Skankbot...yeah, yeah, yeah, we ALL KNOW that you're a bigshot attorney. How could you ever let us forget it. If you have personal messages to send to someone send get a fucking email address and send it!
And so did Brad just sit there and watch?
LM | 02.03.06 - 2:08 pm | #
What do you think being the pussy that he is? AJ is the man in that relationship. He probably cowered in the corner weeping like the 5 year old little girl he is.
It's Official! Thanks to that "mentally unbalanced American", Team Aniston fans are wackos!!!!
Of course Angelina was not going to deal with this slob! She's pregnant, and she has hired thugs to beat down deranged hausfras. Poor Angie, I bet she can't wait to have her baby so she can get Laura Tomb on a beyotch!
Anon 2:44 - be quiet. Skankbot's achieved more than you ever will. Don't you have an order to take at the drive-thru? May I have fries with that?
Who the hell wears Friend's t-shirts?
So do you get paid to kiss Skankbot's ass or do you do it for free? BTW, Mouse (is that the size of your teeny weeny dick?) -- you don't know anything about me or what I've achieved or not achieved. So, until you speak intelligently about something other than what Skankbot's ass tastes like, you should keep your mouth shut and let Skankbot take care of themself.
If this were true, it would prove why Brad left that neurotic lunatic. Her fans are H.A.M. Her "fans" are gonna bring her down in the eyes of many.
Jen fall back cause you are fast becoming D list. Your claim to fame (BRAD) is over honey.
I would'nt want to be on Angelina's sh!tlist. She has dyke tedencies and is likely to cut a b!tch. I LOOOVE BRANGELINA!!! They are sooooo f__king each other's brains out.
Anonymous | 02.03.06 - 2:54 pm: mouse doesn't have a dick! OMG!!!
Mouse: if you had a dick I would totally hit it!
You also don't know anything about my career because I don't tell feel the need to tell everyone about it every two minutes on DListed like Skankbot does. On almost every single posting I read Skankbot is talking about being an attorney. Big shit -- I've got 3 attorneys in my family. Obviously Skankbot has self esteem issues and thinks this will make others think that he/she is hot shit. No one gives a shit about Skankbot being an attorney.
WannaJoinMe finally bought a ticket to Berlin...
Who would hit a pregnant woman? It doesn't matter if you don't like the person, you don't hit her. You wait until she gives birth~
ps. Haters don't exist. All they leave are white blank spots on the thread. That is all.
Who the hell can Angie beat...with her boney ass, please tell me you deranged Brangelina fans really don't think she can actually whoop anybody's ass...reality check people...she is not really Laura Croft and this is Not Tomb Raider!!
DAYA! If I had a dick, i'd totally let you hit it! FUCK! 
Hey Anon, go back and re-read your last post, stupid! Are you able to even speak sensibly?
Oooh! You really put me in my place didn't you? LOL -- heh. dumbass.
THAT IS FREAKIN' AWESOME, I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO SEE THAT SHIT..........THAT CHIC HAS SOME BALLS! LOVE IT!
Holy crap, is someone a little jealous of Skankbot being smarter than them?
What are you anon, a fucking flesh peddler? Didn't make it to law school like the rest of your family? Maybe you should get your stank ass off the gossip blogs and go try and be something other than the grease face who makes my cheeseburger. Thanks!
CoCoLaLa -- LOL. I think alot of Brangelina fans actually believe the pr.
wow. soph! killer!
Princess Sophia -- I don't think Skankbot is more intelligent than me so there's nothing to be jealous of. I'm simply sick of hearing on every topic I see her post on that she's an attorney. Enough already. Okay. We get it. Why does she feel the need to tell everyone all the time? Obviously she's the one with self esteem issues since she has to remind everyone that she's an attorney all the time. And, BTW being an attorney is nothing to really brag about. I have been to college, I have a master's degree and a career but I don't talk about it every day on postings that have nothing to do with what I do for a living. That's my point. You, like Mouse, assume alot about me that you don't know, but I guess that's what ignorant people do. So, take a break and go get a greasy burger fatty.
Ok, thats super that you have a masters degree. If you're so smart and above all of this, why are you responding?
Don't come on here and diss the people who make this site fun. And BTW, being an attorney IS something to brag about, you moron.
And thank you, I will enjoy my cheeseburger.
Here comes the pack of cheeto wolves. I dont think this person is jealous only tired of the personal conversations that take up every thread thats posted on here.
wow. soph! killer!
Mouse | 02.03.06 - 3:14 pm | #
Heh. What is this an ass licking trio? Good thing you have someone to help you out in the brains department uh Mouse.
Hello Sophia!
And thats really great that with all your fucking degrees and college education, the only thing you can come up with to call me is a fatty.
And you didn't even place a comma between burger and fatty. If you're going to diss me, please do so in a grammatically correct manner. With a masters degree, you should at least know proper grammar. Thanks!
Choke on it dear. You so edumacated, why you here? Oh Anon it must really suck out loud being you! And just so you know, Princess and I both have degrees. Choke on that dickweed.
What up DAYA!
Sorry, tired of hearing the fucking lame ass haters clog up the threads.
I know! let's just ignore the fucker! BTW: I'm an accountant! youngest CGA (certified general accountant) in the company I work for...so there....kill me for that!
I'm still waiting for someone to answer if that crazy woman can be sued for assault!
Well, I didn't know skankbot was a lawyer, and I'm on this site all the time, so she must not talk about it that much.
Being a lawyer is bragging rights in my book, law school's hard work.
Anon, if I needed someone to help my ass out in the brains department it sure as shit wouldn't be you! Don't you have a doughnut you need to munch on? You ignorant fuck. And if I wanted to lick someone's ass, you'd better believe it would be Dayanara's or Princess Sophie's! You want to talk about cheetos? Dude, so you even have one to speak about?
awww, man, too bad Angie's preggers, I would have loved for her to get all Lara Croft on the crazy bitch...
Being a lawyer is bragging rights in my book, law school's hard work.
Anonymous | 02.03.06 - 3:27 pm | #
I know!!! I'm with you!
Anon 3:27. Not you, babe. Props.
Princess Sophia. I didn't say that I saw so smart and all above this did I? Those are your words not mine. Your opinion that being an attorney is something to brag about -- not mine. Apparently if someone doesn't agree with you they're a moron right? BTW, I don't think this is your blog, or Mouse's or Skankbot's so not your blog not your rules. I'll visit when I like. Over and out.
oops, I was anon3:27, forgot to put my name in
Jennifer Aniston has a one way ticket to the surreal life!
How classy - smacking a pregnant woman...
Yes, I am the attorney General as well. Gosh I am so smart. I drive a customized lamborghini made especially for me.
Did I mention that I am the attorney General?? I AM THE SMARTEST OF ALL..............
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Daya, you're from Canada?
Attorneys that I know don't browse blogs or spend as much time as these fake-azz attorneys on here!!!!
OH and yeah, did I mention..........I am the attorney General for the US........
visit away dipstick. freedom for all.
Hey everyone! It's been a crazy couple of days, but I'm totally slacking off this afternoon. Man, I miss a couple of days and Mouse grows a dick!! I wanna hit it too!
yes Pru!
Brad leaving Jen has nothing to do with her looks or that some peope think Angelina is better than Jen. It has to do with the factthat Brad Pitt has NEVER had a long term relationship that lasted and he is always on the prowl for the next best thing. He was engaged to almost as many people as Parasite slept with! And Angelina doesn't have a very good track record herself. She has had relationships with almost all of her male costars(Bille Bob, Nic Cage, Collin Farrell, her stupid first husband whose name i can't remember, Brad etc....)People may say what they will about Jen, but I think she is the only normal, adjusted person in the bunch. Oh, and I would have slapped the shit out of Angelina too!
You go Mikki!
LOL STFU Loozers! I'm an attorney too!
It is horrible that she would hit a pregnant woman, Cuntiston set it up.
Okay, on topic, I'm not a Brangelina fan. I've never liked her, and he lost me when he won for the dirtiest man in Hollywood. (he seriously doesn't shower) However, you don't attack a preganant woman, no matter how big of a whore you may think she is.
Daya - usually when a criminal act is committed against you, there are of course criminal charges filed against - i.e., you get arrested, pay fine or go to jail, etc., etc. in those instances, you can file a civil suit against the person for any damages incurred, i.e., medical bills, pain and suffering, etc. in small claims court. as far as going after anything more than that, it would depend on (1) how bad the injuries are and (2) how much money the person has. in other words, you wouldn't want to sue someone and pay a bunch of money to an attorney only to get their life savings of $100.00!
MIKKI! I grew one and all you hot bitches want it! Stand in line! Daya gets first dibs. Anon can suck my left pinky toe.
Kara, yes? Good on ya!
I wonder why some ppl don’t believe Skankbot is a lawyer, it’s not like it’s totally impossible, after all, there so many lawyers in this world, why wouldn’t Dlist have one too?
By the way she is not the only lawyer on Dlist there’s at least one more…
I see Crazy! I totally passed with an A+ my accounting law class, I wanted to learn about torts you know.....just in case I get in a cat fight! but I didn't have time!
Daya - MEOW!
AnaKonda - 3 that I know of. Hot female attorneys. Bitch wishes he was one one.
Ooh, Daya! Looks like you're going to have a cat fight on your hands now, 'cause I want first shot at Mousie's new dick!!
How would you know if any of these people are hot? They are damn strangers on the internet.
Regardless of whether you "like" AJ or not, it's ridiculous to support retards like this. This woman knows nothing about Aniston, and can't separate reality from fantasy. Pathetic. All these people like, "ohh, I wish I was there, and would have done the same!" Sure you would.
Mouse - Were you talking about me being one of those 3 hot attorneys? I actually will pass up the thought of gloating about being something I'm not. I'm just a paralegal who works for one of the assholes Even though, once you've worked for attorneys for so long, you mind as well as take the test and get it over with.
oh mikki come get it! lol!
Wait, wait, I'm super smart too because I'm an attorney. That also means that I can announce it all the time, even though it makes no difference on a gossip site.
well mikki! prepare bitch 'cause mouse's dick is mine first!
So that's were the Brangelina stalker has been!
I hereby invoke my right as the ATTORNEY GENERAL.......meaning, I am the smartest, and I am more attorney than anyone else.........and ask all the other midget attorneys, with less smarts than me..........to STFU, and get back to preparing their case files and whatever other crap they do.
Did I mention............I am the attorney General...........hahahahahahahahahahaha..........
......
JOY! Got any new dolls for me?
Crazy, sorry, but you didn't pass the bar. I was just honking those horns. But you are too hot so I don't care.
Fight over Mouse's dick, ladies. I love it!
Come on Daya!! I'll sic STFU on you! You know you ought to be scared of that, him being so smart & all...
STFU Loozers - you know you aren't funny, right?
Does STFU mean suck totally for us? Cuz I'm thinking oh yeah!
Lo! ha!
I'm actually very scared....bitch would give a fucking headache with all that BS only a dumbass says...and you know that an Accountant with a headache can't even count beans.
I'd kick you ass and send you to church...and you better be scared of the church I'm sending you to....back off bitch!
HEY LO! I didn't get to write you today - I've been having to drop in here and there in between what I'm supposed to be doing around here.
STFU sure seems to think it's funny.
Mouse - don't stop honking those horns cause I'm a nobody 
you know, i'm thinking on topic, off it. whatever. it's friday and the weekend is amost upon us.
so SUCK MOUSE'S BRAND NEW SPANKING HOG!
Okay, Daya. You scare me. You get first shot.
*whimpering in the corner*
Mouse - as long as you promise to shave/peel it
HONK, Crazy! YOU are NOT the nobody!
Mikki. It's huge. All y'all can get a huge taste. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I call total BULLSHIT on that story. Not that I don't think a rabid JA fan would be capable, it's just, I don't know. BULLSHIT.
Ha! Mikki! that's what I mean...be a good girl bitch!
I love it when you put me in my place. lol
lol! luv you mikki
Brad & Ange really need to start thinking about better security & some type of religious upbringing for their children. They could take care of that all in one fell swoop if they would join the Jehova Witness Protection Program.
Holy shit skankbot! How is being a lawyer relevant to a gossip blog?? And more importantly-who the hell cares??!!
This crap is exactly what I was talking about about on the other thread (hello, cheetos).
And of course, as usual, the freaks come out defending her. GIVE ME A BREAK! You must have serious issues if you think I or anyone else is jealous of skankbot!
Like I have said before, smart and important people do not have to tell others they are smart and important.
Just a thought.
Um, bitches, isn't my dick the one ya'll want? direct the love THIS way!
okay, sheesh. you're entitled. but she doesn't say that every post, so you need to do your homework, okay? Happy Friday to ya.
Mouse...Ok, I love you too!
STFU Loozers -- don't let em get to you baby. You are funny. And I know, because I'm an attorney too!
Gosh, I have to go into a meeting with Bush in about 10 minutes. I have to brief him on Attorney General Stuff you know, because I REAPEAT.........I am the Attorney General y'all.
Attorney Generals also make spelling mistakes, before these younguns who just graduated law school try to correct me. Yes, I meant REPEAT!
hahahahahahaha
I agree with you sheesh. It's just so hilarious that people feel the need to defend skankbot because she's a lawyer. Hilarious.
*big fat hugs & sloppy kisses for Mousie*
What the f- is with all the trolls on this board? And the most burning question of all, why does the anon troll care if Skanbot is an attorney? It's not like she's her attorney. Jesus. I guess in anon's world professionals should be chained to their desks and not allowed to surf the internet at work. *Sigh* I know I shouldn't be goofing off at work, but everybody needs a little break from the grind.
Skanbot 4EVA! You can be my attorney anytime.
Mouse, mikki, crazy! i'm leaving now! have a great weekend, se ya'll bitches Monday!
Oh mikki, mousie is so wet right now! EVERYBODY HIT IT!
I grew a new dick just for ya'll.
We don't defend Skankbot because she's a lawyer. We defend her because we enjoy her company. (let's see how many people come to your defense dickweed)
HaHa Daya! You're leaving me all alone with Mousie! So much for your first shot!
No no, the question is why would anyone care if skankbot is an attorney?
Actually let me rephrase that: why would anyone on a gossip site care if skankbot is an attorney?
Omg...I kinda wish that Angelina wasn't pregnant right now...cuz you know that Angie would've beaten the shit outta her and then been like "Come on Aniston! Bring it bitch!!!"
Mikki: enjoy it just for now, but when I come back...it's all mine ok?
I agree with you sheesh. It's just so hilarious that people feel the need to defend skankbot because she's a lawyer. Hilarious.
Anonymous | 02.03.06 - 4:23 pm | #
Anal? HEHEHE I love your new name girl!
Love ya Daya... Have a great weekend. I'll leave you a little bit..
DAYA! HOLLA! Have a great white-boot weekend!
Anon, skankbot doesn't need defending. It's 4:30 EST and we're all hankering to party. Just be quiet, okay? Personally, I hate lawyers and Skankbot knows this but she also knows I think she totally rocks. bitch is smarter than either one of us, so chill, okay? peace out!
Fuck!! It's only 3:30 CST. Will this day never end???
Bye Daya! Have a great weekend!
Word, Mouse.
Anon, people aren't coming to her defense because she's a lawyer, people are coming to her defense because you're acting like an asshole.
Ana! omg, LOVE YOUR NEW NAME!
Mikki, come here, bitch. SLURP! By the time Daya gets back on Monday you better have worn my shit out!
Okay I just shkeeved myself. Christ only knows how guys walk around with those things.
Word back at ya, kikichanelconspiracy! Thanks for the props! WHO WANTS A MARTINI?
Mouse: Me, Me!! I want a martini. You won't believe what I'll do when I'm drunk.
I won the "Best Bewbs" contest at a party once after a few (dozen) shots of tequila.
And mine are totally REAL!
How was I being an asshole?
And thanks anon, you're right. The question wasn't why you crazies defend her (because I know you all will), but, how is being a lawyer relevant to a celebrity gossip blog, why does she mention it every time she posts, and why would anyone give a shit?!
Mouse, EVERY TIME I have seen skankbot post, she has ALWAYS mentioned something about being a lawyer, working at a top law firm, what she is doing that second at the law firm, blah, blah, blah.
GOD - will this bickering ever fucking end - SKANKBOT IS AN ATTORNEY - NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT
On Topic - I just saw a picture of Angelina on JustJared when she leaving that restaurant and if eyes could kill....she looks completeley pissed off!
mikki - mine are too. let's hook up. bwahahahahaha!
sheesh - okay. look, i like her and to be honest, have no idea if she mentions that in every post. what i have seen, she isn't that self-promoting. whatever. but even if she does, why you tripping? if you knew her background, you'd know she has reason to be proud! so can't you just step off?
And by the way, it doesn't matter who it is or what their chosen profession is, it's the fact she has to mention her chosen profession in every freaking post. I find it extremely annoying.
I would feel the same if it was some anonymous having to mention everyday that they are a top brain surgeon, top professor at Yale, top rocket scientist, etc....
It just makes her sound really stupid, and then the freaks who defend her sound even more stupid.
Jen (cry baby) Aniston is a whore!
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT ALREADY - MOUSE KEEPS TRYING TO MAKE PEACE AND THEN YOU COME BACK WITH THIS 3 PAGE RE-PHRASE OF WHAT YOU'VE SAID 500 TIMES ALREADY - WE KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT ALREADY????????????
I think this is so funny, another made-up story out of the U.K....All the German newspapers I've read don't mention any of this...No women going after Angie. Nada, nothing, fake story.
It sad that some people in the media can't cut the cord..so they're gonna keep embrarassing Jen.
My point exactly, thank you.
crybabyAniston - i actually just saw a pic of Angelina and Brad on JustJared leaving that restaurant - Angelina was obviously pissed at the world for something?!?!
Must be why everytime you see the Ange she is covering her belly. We can't imagine what she is going thru. When I heard Brad say he would take any kid he could get at this point in time, while he was married to Jen, I was ready to donate my uterus.
crazy, thanks for the props. *mua*
fuck.
Mouse - you're welcome! It worked
What's the "mua" mean?
Yeah, I'm sure Michael K would love it if you drove everyone off and then you could just make it your own personal chit chat group.
LOLA - if you are talking about what I said, I was just trying to get them to stop arguing about the same thing - they've been trying to explain it to each other for like 4 hours now - i just wanted the frickin madness to stop. She didn't LEAVE, she posted again just not about the replay.
mua means kisses, love.
lola, you forgot to take your meds, right?
OW COOL. Loves back.
Lola - go back to school, you left your brain.
CrazyCajun -- understood but the posting goes both ways and I see you addressing it with only one party. Maybe because one is your friend which is fine but maybe not so fair it you're asking it to stop.
Mouse, I see that you like to attack people so I'm not going to lower myself to your level.
LOL!
CrazyCajun...looks like you take your cues from Mouse. You were civil at first but then decided to get down in the muck after seeing Mouse's insult. I guess your weird little clique engage in group thought and get your ideas and strength to attack from each other -reminds me of jr. high. buh bye
you know what lola? you are as wrong as you can be. i do not "attack" people. i engage them. sorry if u don't know the difference.
oh hell no. lola? you can now officially go screw yourself!
Lola - go back to school, you left your brain.
CRAZYCAJUN | 02.03.06 - 5:25 pm | #
You call that engaging...okay. I call that attacking (insulting).
That's the funniest crap I've heard in a long time.
You know what reminds me of junior high? Fighting over something so stupid for 4 hours and not getting a hint when someone is trying to say "OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK"
You said I take my cue's from Mouse. You forgot the "k".....it's a cuke......AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oops. Wrong post: lola, you forgot to take your meds, right?
Mouse | 02.03.06 - 5:23 pm | #
I don't call that engaging. That is meant as an insult, no?
I WOULD OF LOVED TO BEEN A FLY ON THE WALL, TO WITNESS THAT!!!!DAMN!! HITTING A PREGNANT WOMAN? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!!!!!!!
GO STEELERS!!!!!!!
LOLA - you responded to the wrong person with the attack comment.
You just proved my point with your little "cue" post.
*hugs* to eveyone who has to constantly defend my ass.
It isn't easy being so intelligent.
I'm so glad you are able to recognize my superiority because I am such a powerful attorney.
Better get back to work!
*hugs*
And, what did Brad do?
Actually no I didn't prove your point. I was being sarcastic. Nevermind, you obviously didn't get it.
oh for fuck's sake. will all of you just get a clue? crazy - we are totally cool and we heart you! lola, get a life!
Michael does not want this shit, peeps! leave it out!
God!
I am an attorney
I am an attorney
I am important
I am important
I have a brief to write because I am an attorney and I am important.
Got to get back to writing that brief now. Because I am an attorney and I am important.
What would I do without my "little people"? You guys make life worth living.
I'm with ya, Mouse. Loves to you, too. MK, loves to you, too.
I still think this is one of the best and most candid pics of Angelina in the last 6-12 months. It must be because she didn't know they were taking a picture.
y can't this piece of cheese just get along?
I agree with lola
just kidding *hugs*
I think someone who is not half as smart as me is posting under skankbot!
I AM THE REAL SKANKBOT BITCHES!!
I'm an attorney.
^^^NOT ME!!^^^
Did I mention I'm a lawyer with an extremely high IQ?
hahaha, hey bitches, did I say that I'm an attorney. Because I'm an attorney I'm awfully smart. Because I'm smart they made me an attorney! Get it?hahahahaha, I'm so intelligent and humble and my idol is Gwyneth Paltrow.
^^ We get your point. You think Skankbot is full of herself and brags about her profession. Now can you please stop it.
just wanted to add that I'm not just a regular attorney but a terribly sharp one at that. Mouse is my bitch, so you can take his (or her?) word. Peace y'all. It's been kewl!
Hey, that wasn't me!!
You don't have HALF the IQ i do, buddy!
shell, actually I'm another Skankbot. It was too funny to resist, that's all. By the way, making fun of other Dlisters is cool in my book.If I don't feel sorry for celebrities, I feel a lot less for people who post here. Everyone is fair game when it comes to insulting, since this is the trashiest site on the net.Respect has no place here. Got it?
hahahaha, hey O.S (stands for Original Skank), don't get mad please. It'll break my cold heart if you do.hahahaha!Your IQ level earned you a special place in my heart today so please don't ruin it!
Did I mention I'm a lawyer at a top law firm?
hahahahaha, go Skanky!I hate hate pretentious bitches.
Hey fake 'skankbot', since you're so smart, do you know the meaning of the words 'pathetic jackass?'
Of course you don't, because you're a fucking moron. Otherwise you wouldn't be spending all day trying to make your tedious point about people mentioning their professions on a comment board.
ignore skankbot. she's a lawyer who apparently has tons of time to be trolling online. it's pretty funny actually.
Shell,
I'm shocked. I thought all along you were a bad person, I was terribly wrong. Your comment is the best here. Please forgive me for thinking bad about you. I have read a lot of your comments. You're a true sweetheart.
fake skankbot needs a life
sheesh I hope you read this.. fuck off
hey dumb ass cheeto girls... I am a
lawyer too
Word up. Hello - this is Skankbot's paralegal. The reason why she has so much time to post on D-Listed is because I am the one actually writing all of her briefs and motions.
If anyone should be jellus, it is me - toiling silently in a cube for the glory that is Skankbot.
whoa. is this really true? that psycho should have saved her slap for brad. i mean, he was the married one right? what am i saying? slapping people is wrong! i sure hope they slap that woman with a hefty penalty. that sorta slapping is okay.
I`ll put that friends t-shirt up MANISTON PUSSY.And then that crazy BITCH will be next up in that cum dripping PUSSY.I bet that crazy BITCH would love that.....................
pk
sometimes a nice slap on the ass is okay too.
Oh gg`s avatar you`re so scary,oh my the lawyer/avatar is so scary!!!!!!!!!!!What going do to us put a evil spell on us.WE`RE SO SCARED......................................
SKANKBOT SUCKS ON THAT BIG GREEN PICKLE AND PUT IT UP HER BURNING STINKY BROWN EYE!
wow quite intelligent comments here this evening... you always know they are going to be intelligent when they are in caps
shell! me likey spankys. naughty girls.
That's just sick. Some people are just disgusting.
That mental fuckwit was probably wearing a tee-shirt that said, "How can we be lovers if we can't be FRIENDS?
LMAO, would have loved to see Angelina getting bitchslapped, and the cover on the front page news!
Lol, i heard this is false, that Angelina and Brad already left Berlin by then.
If it was really true, i wanna see Angelina's shocked expression with that phoney woman, but i don't wanna see her get hit.
Holy Crap.....I am a law student at a top law school. I ONLY mention that to make clear to you all that LOTS of law students and lawyers come to these blogs...otherwise, we would literally DIE of BOREDOM from doing our work/reading/anything else involved w/ being a lawyer.
However, I have no idea why anyone would brag about being a lawyer. When someone asks me what I do, I say "grad student." I only admit to being in law school if I am pressed. LOL.
However, I do want to thank those of you who recognized what hard work law school is. It's been the most difficult, emotionally taxing, physically taxing, intellectually challenging thing I could have ever done. Honestly, med school is hard also, but at least they just have to memorize shit. We have to actually think. It sucks. Thanks for recognizing the rigors of the law profession.
Advice to lawyers though : don't tell anyone you're a lawyer. Don't make people hate us more with your arrogant, self-righteous attitude. Thanks!
Nobody should smack a pregnant woman, even a pregnant black widow woman.........never I say....NEVER!
What is the difference between a woman lawyer and a pit bull?
drum roll please........
*one wears lipstick
Dear Minnie Mouse:
Comments like yours, masked as jokes, do make me feel like some women have an inferiority complex over more educated women.
Believe it or not, you can be a girly-girl, completely feminine, and still a competent lawyer.
Thanks!!
Tune in tomorrow for "who" if the lawyer is.........Mouse..Skankboat...
.... and whoever...I'm betting no lawyers....You decide...Let's not forget the anons...They are pointing to SHELL. She also has a few more names...Crazyc..skankboat......... Lynn ...prettykitty alot of anons.....
If you will notice after the time she post anons start posting.... She is turning you guys all around and appearing as Shell angel.....She has a motive so figure it out....Miss seeing you Mk hugs and kisses......
2:04 just became a lawyer also.....huh alot of lawyers all on one post.......
2:04 just became a lawyer also.....huh alot of lawyers all on one post.......
Stayed Tune | 02.04.06 - 2:19 am | #
Contrary to the implications of your ill-grounded conspiracy theory, I post a little bit almost each day as "Chestica's Implants" ONLY. I am here simply to make fun of celebs and I was a law student before I started coming on this site, and that is something I have never and will never advertise out of the context of this posting.
:0)
2:38: read the comments and stop being so quick to judge. You sound guilty. Out.
Why can't we all get along? Let's hold hands and sing Coumbaya (sp).
Now to the gossip, damn, some Aniston fans are just plain nuts.
I think if Angie wasn't pregnant she would have beat the shit outta that woman on some Tomb Raider shit
3:27 I dont see any REAL aniston fans. Her fans all claim to be lawyers, if so maybe they can help her out of this mess.
1. all of her movies get bad reviews.
2. Oprah and jen have a secret...that will come out.
3. Jen changes her mind about having children..after Brad and Angie hook up and get pregnant. (btw, it aint happening) Jen is 37 a little to old to start now for her.
4. Jen's lieing has finally caught up with her....nobody believes what she has to say anymore. ( she made the statement, she is moving on) Jen hasnt even thought about moving on, everyday she whines more about Brad and Angie.
5. Now she claims she is writing a tell all book. (about how Brad did her so wrong)
6. Ever wonder why Brad let Jen go?
He knows the real Jennifer Aniston is a liar from hell. Their marriage has been on the rocks for 3yrs, no wonder he fell in love with a REAL woman.
7. After she divorced Brad, she went bat shit crazy burning wedding dresses, threating to destroy the man, she claims she loved so much.
Now she is (making another threat) determined to crash Brad's wedding. I wouldnt call that a woman who is MOVING ON. She cant get over loosing Hollywood's hunk, Brad Pitt. Now is that sane? I dont think so LAWYERS. She needs psychological help before its to late.
^ you. here's a thought: you're insane. seriously. get help.
Wow Chestica,
It was just a little joke Hon, don't get your panties in a bunch!
There are some very crabby and uptight ppl in here and I never thought you would be one of them.
Congrats on all your hard work in law school, I have heard it is a bitch.
My uncle is an attorney and he loves all my "lawyer jokes". You need to keep it light and fun, otherwise you might loose your perspective.
PS
I don't have a jealous bone in my hot body...I don't even know what the word means.
jealous of 1:53? haha. who would want to be her. bitch is seriously crazy. thats all.
Dear Minnie Mouse,
I generally love lawyer jokes, but I think it is unfortunate that a women, assuming you are one, makes a joke about female lawyers that sort of denigrates them, that they can't be tough, competent lawyers unless they act masculine or like a dog...
So it is the message behind that particular joke I take issue with, not the fact it is a lawyer joke per se.
I usually see putting people down, in jokes or otherwise, as being a sign of insecurity on the jokers part. And everyone has a bit of jealousy in them, whether you realize it or not. Same for insecurity.
But no, generally I don't take those things too seriously, particularly this website - which I enjoy for entertainment value and not having to think.
Dear Chestica,
Recently being diagnosed with a brain tumor (one week ago tomorrow) I have been enthusiatically embracing any form of humor I can get my hands on!
I believe that this website helps me deal with my own inner-reality that I have to deal with upon waking up in the morning, and going to sleep at night.
This website is dedicated to gossip, humor, and craziness and I love it. God Bless you Michael K for having it. I have only been here a little while, and I love it.
Except for Ninny, I find zero humor in Ninny.
Now go hit those law books Darlin! I can tell from the way you write, you will knock the socks off them once you graduate.
Will you just look at the expression on Brad's face in this picture?!!!
I wonder if Angie just told him that she is really pregnant with sextuplets?
stay tuned...that is so riveting. and original. yawn.
ps did i mention i'm a lawyer?
yeah you did about 20 times, under other names. so pretty kitty is shell too, that bitch is really fucked in the head. get off your ass and stop talking shit.
Implants? Lawyers dont debate on a message board, dear. A lawyer doesnt go around posting about their career on a website. A lawyer lives a very busy life, not on the net. Get a clue and go read some crimminal books, before you post anymore shit that makes you look bad.
Miss seeing you Mk. Now I understand why you dont chat anymore
It is shell with all the nics. She is mentally insane. Her old man left her for another chick, and she went bat crazy like Jennifer did. They deleted all of her post at another site, so apparentley she is banned at most sites. I can see why. She has entirely too many names and personalities.
No Aniston fan here, uh, I meant the Aniston fan who tried to slap Angie is nuts. Not the people on this site.
Well, some people on this site are nuts, but I don't think the regulars are.
Aww, Angie looks so happy.
Well, maybe one that Shell freak with all the nics. She is nut.
What? Why the hell did someone just impersonate me?! Baaah!
Angelina is getting closer and closer to my flat.
She better stop fucking teasing me.
Ang, come across that bridge and let's sign these adoption papers!
I'm still potty-trained!
Be very careful of the psycho aniston fans. Those bitches are nuts.
"Crazy American Woman?! Mentally unbalanced?! Friend's t-shirt? Damn, that was Jennifer Aniston herself!"
HA HA!! Funny!!! Hey Aniston fans - quit hating on gorgeous people and start going to see your savior's movie instead..you guys are so obsessed with brang admit it--you call Ang names and bring about her past to try to make her look bad so your lame asses(99% probably fugly) can feel good..how pathetic and immature....why you care about aniston so much-she got million$ and vince--she dont need yall???
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