First!?
TGIF!! 
Guy is gonna miss Madge's fat cock up his ass.
...dammit. One day I will be first, ha ha
Madge is a breadcrumb away from turning into Fishticks. She needs humbling right now.
wow everyone's getting divorced. Madonna, Heather and now i just read on Media Take Out that Denzel's wife filed divorce. Sheesh.
haha getflix, too funny
gross! what is wrong with her face??!
Michael, watch yourself! We don't like the "C" word! Christ.....
I want Guy to divorce her ass so bad...bitch needs to be brought down.
.....the dark roots, how attractive
wow hearts. you going wolverine on us now? 
This brings me great joy!
Grrrrrrr....
Mouse! 
I am having sympathy bitchiness in honor of tim's quitting smoking?
Where there's smoke there's fire...Heather & Ritchie were saying the same shit a few months ago when the tab said that about their marriage...and she's hardly as annoying as Madonna!!
I dunno MK, she's the type that gets bored and moves on to the next thing that looks exciting(whether it's a man or not). If she stood still for too long she would implode. She's gotta keep moving on.
Ted C. says expect the divorce in the summer.
Wait, if they get divorced is she still going to pretend she's British?
Is she does divorce Guy, she will marry another British man. She desperately wants to someday be Lady Madonna.
Loozer! HAHA! 
LA, if Ted says it then it's writ in stone. That sexy mofo knows all.
Wow! I can't believe she's not holding onto Guy for dear life. Hate to say it, but she'll never find a hotter guy. Maybe he's too manly. Wasn't that Stuart guy gay?
This STILL brings me great joy!
She fucks other guys on the side, for sure. Guy will leave her ass I bet. And for the record, I love the 'c' word.
He's Hot.. Did you see on that tv special how he wrestles with all those guys. Maybe he has some sugar in the tank?
Yeah, whatever. That's what Locklear's "spokesperson" said 2 months ago, too. It must be a generic statement they are all told to say in the manual of publicists.
BTW, what exactly do these "publicists" and "spokespeople" do for the celebrities? Most times you read that they never return phone calls to the media, or they say "no comment". What are they there for then, if not to talk to the public on the celebrity's behalf 
I hope he calls Eva Herzigova after the divorce. That crazy hot slut is after his ass.
She deserves it!!! Won't let her kids watch TV or eat junk. Dumb bitch!!! Atleast Guy seems like a decent person.
madge looks weird winking like that...
Shell: I have always wondered about that too. I so want to be a celebrity spokesperson...
No comment.
Hi, Mikki...
Omigod, please let him go! I will fly over to the UK and pick up those pieces. Brits love chocolate and this chocolate loves smoking hot rich Brits. Come here Guy baby, time to touch a soft, real woman, no more trannies for you!
. . . Guy Ritchie is doing a remake of Popeye starring Madonna?
EstheRRRRrrrrrrr!!
Hey Sassy!
I'm jumping around from thread to thread right now trying to catch up. I've been so busy at work the last couple of days I've only been able to pop in and out. But now it's FRIDAY afternoon and my give a shit factor is WAY down. (along with my productivity) By the way, January is not going to officiall end until some time next week when I get caught up.
Mikki...I was wondering where you were. Glad to see you...
Was there a blind item recently that seem to point to Madonna and the producer guy?
Thanks Sassy. My boss was in the office all day yesterday. He is usually at his "home office" so I have a lot more free time.
That bitch should have gone away 2 decades ago. I am SOOOO sick of her. Now that she's an old hag, I'll bet he dumps her ass--unless he's around to use her money, of course. Didn't like her then; don't like her now.
Remember this:
- Celebrity divorce in a few months, just wait…
When rumours start, they’re already hiring lawyers.
I can't believe a nice latin woman like Madonna would allow some dirty Brit to impregnant her. The kid will probably be a smelly heroin - alcholic by the time he's 10 years old.
Latin?
Is Italian...latin??
WTF?
Yes. Latin is Italian girl! Technically speaking all those Mediterranean's speak Latin derived languages hon - that shit came from Italy.
Italian are a latin ppl, just like spanish and portuguese.
Madonna is the real mccoy. She started it all, and is never going anywhere. Respect!
Thanks, lemure and anaKonda!
Dlisted...entertaining and informative!
OK just because Spanish and Italian are both romance languages and derived from the Latin LANGUAGE, doesn't mean that Madonna is Latino!
Someone send that FUG bitch into exile....sick of looking at her haggard old ass.
Madonna just tries way too hard now!
I wouldn't be surprised if they split up..
Madge looks like Ratchet face from that one Johnny Depp Musical.
Heather and Richie were just saying the same thing.....trouble? what trouble? we're very happy....
I love her look in this photo for some reason... a little slutty, a little Bette Davis circa Baby Jane, and she caps it off with a sling!
Guy always looks like a deer in headlights but he's cute enough.
I mean , can you imagine ANY man being married to Madonna?
No matter what you do unless you come up with a cure for Aids or some shit, you are always going to be known as Mr. Madonna.
Entertainers are the most crazy insecure, neurotic,self obsessed selfish promiscious people you will ever cross the street to get away from.
when 2 of them get together, its a recipie for disaster.It never lasts. I cant think of one marriage that has. Steve & Edie maybe? are they even married?
Dolly Parton has the best marriage of all, 40+ yrs & still going strong a bricklaying blue collar husband that wants nothing to do with the biz & lets her do her thing, never attends public events & shies away from the limelight, forcing the tabloids to run the same photo of him from the '70's.
Yeah, you hear all the lesbian rumours blah blah, but hey whatever works at least they are still together, love & trust one another.
I always thought it must be terribly lonely to be Madonna.
I hope all you young girls take Madonna's case as a good lesson. Do not think you can be whores during your teens and 20s and then expect your marriage to be a happy one later on. It doesn't work that way. Sorry, that's just how it is.
You wanna play? You have to pay; sooner or later.
Madonna's lucky anyone will look at her. She's an old has been and Guy could do way better.
I was reading an interview with her and she was saying how marriage was so hard and that she's really learned how to compromise and work things through rather than run away. How there's another person you have to think of besides herself. And that it's not always a "high" like when she was first dating.
I agreed with her. And that's why most marriages fail. It's not always a honeymoon. Maybe she really hasn't learned the message she was preaching?
Stoney Baloney - Latinos are called Latinos because of the whole Spain connection - that's because Spanish is derived from Latin, hence all those folks speaking Latin-derived languages should be Latins (ok, we use it as a colloquial designation for Spanish speaking Western Hemisphere)- but really Latin comes from what is now known as Italy.
Yes, yes, Madonna is WT from Detroit, but Italians are Latin people, LOL!
c'mere, poor guy. mommy will console you.
Hung Up - I think you're comment is very interesting. I agree...I too have always thought it'd be lonely to be Madonna. Used to love the bitch, now she kinda gets on my nerves, but....there's no way you can be that successful, that famous, and in the biz for so long and have any kind of 'normal' relationship. Hate the bitch, but hope she can find a man she can really be with and relate to - if that's what she wants.
Sounds like she just wants a career, which is sad, 'cause honestly...bitch ain't gonna be no Cher. Sure, she's 47-48 now, but she's on her way out, I don't care how successful her new album is. She's still workin' the sexpot image, which she can still sorta pull off, but no one takes her 'serious' music seriously. I feel bade for her 'cause I truly believe she's gonna be left alone with her millions and her kids that will turn into vapid, diluted, less-succesful copies of herself.
Watch out in 2017! Lourdes will be the new Paris.
It was all over when he dissed Kabbalah, except for the proverbial fat (or not so fat) lady singing.
Denzel's wife filed for divorce? I hadn't heard that one - Richie & Heather, yeah; Sheryl & Lance breaking the engagement, yeah. But I hadn't heard about Denzel. Is he really the ladies' man that I heard he is? He has sizzled in a lot of movies, but he was burning the place down
in Out of Time.
Ooh, i know the girls are waiting for Guy to divorce Madonna's ass!
hey ricki lake
yeah, brilliant observation as well, Cher is another entertainer who I think will never marry again. LOVE her too. you know she must get lonely too.
See, Madonna followed Cher's advice & gave her fans what they want, a disco lady, the original reason people loved her in the 1st place & now she's red hot again.
Hopefully David Bowie & Elton John will start dressing up again, give us what we loved them for , Ziggy & The Piano Man. not baseball caps & sweatpants.
Ive never been a huge fan of Madonna, love that 1st album when she was a girl singer from 4th st. & Ave. C before she turned into a mechagodzilla of sorts, shamless in her thievery of artistry, I gotta give it to her though, I didnt think she'd ever have a single I'd be interested in again, much less an entire album, she's no dummy ,she found the hottest producers to turn her out, bitch is BACK! That album is great !
Seems like no marriages last anymore, its almost like the media cant wait for a divorce to give them something else to talk about. Build up & tear down....rinse & repeat.
yeah those kids of hers are gonna end up like the Sinatra's maybe,guarding moms legacy, who knows?
Thank God for DListed.
I love Madonna. She is amazing. All you haters just shut up.
Hate the dried up bitch . She writes a shitty sex book and thinks her shit doesn't stink.
All the Mos will come out now and call me a hater. I am. Hate, hate, hate her. All the pretentious Brittish stuff cracks me up. She's worthless.
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