Im scared.
Mommy? I'm scared.
has she ever been hot? i always thought she was the poor man's meg ryan.
Honestly, this woman is a total whorebag. If you heard of Tatum O'Neals autobiography, you know what I'm talking about.
Her voice irritates me to no end.
She's had so many surgeries, her face should be melting off soon.
hehehe.
a coworker and i were just discussing hollywood women who get unnecessary work done and end up losing all similarities to other members of their species. griffith is deffo on that list.
Skankbot: more details re. the autobiography, please!
Someone hold me.
Remember Blade Runner?
Antonio needs to get his eyes checked. Poor man. If he has any sense he will get Heather Locklear's cellphone number.
Still no avatar.
I call shenanigans!
Hottie Banderas needs to wise up and dump her no talent ass. She's such a twat!
Heather and Antonio would be HOT! But he's totally not her type, I don't think she goes for guys who sing and dance in Evita.
Plague - I see your Avatar! I just can't read it, what is it?
I pinched off hot steamy loaf that looked like that.
Ok, here are the details, but quick because I totally fucking need to work right now. She was best friends with Tatum when Tatum was either 13 or 14 and she was either 16 or 18. I think it was 14 and 18. Anyhow, Tatum wound up walking in on Melanie fucking her dad. YES HER DAD. It obviously traumatized her and so her dads friend in the other room gave her drugs to make her feel better. Then she wound up pretty much being raped by her dads friend. Also, at some point Melanie, Tatum, and 2 other guys had a drug-induced foursome, all while Tatum was a teen. Tatum felt that Melanie was her friend solely to get famous via Ryan O'Neal. What a cumbucket!
Can't rape the willing and eager.
Oh mah gawd. She was a raging whore by the time she was 18.
But I think she looks OK on that TV show she's on, Twins I think.
yes you can you idiot
and why is that melanies fault? yes, the guys that did that should be arrested but it sounds like melanie may have also benn being taken advantage of if she was that young with that much older of a guy
thanks, Skank!
i'll try to skim through the book next time i'm at Chapters.
Wait...was Melanie fucking Tatem's dad or her own dad??
She is just too ugly. Doesn't it look like the 2 first pictures that she is upset or maybe cried?? I am surprised her hub hasn't dumped her jealous ass yet...
Michael as mooch as I heart you, um, just how many gang bangs have you had? LOL!
OMG!! That is some story!
I can't believe Ryan O'Neal - fucking bastard!
Melanie has always been with older men - Don Johnson, anyone?
I feel bad for Tatum.
you are so on point Michael. I couldn't have said it better myself!
You Fuckin' Rock!!!
lola
She makes me want to vomit until I have no internal organs left to spew out.
Eddie - she was fucking Ryan O'Neal. I'm not sure Melanie has a dad. I mean, she must have had one, she is not a clone, but not a real dad presence in her life. That is why when she was 14 and banging Don Johnson, she'd call him "pére" as a joke and she tattooed a pear on her ass in his honor.
Too much plastic surgery... ack
This is what dear sweet Dakota Fanning will look like in about 25 years.....child actors have ZERO CHANCE of grownup happiness.
Wow thanks Jan - I never knew she was that interesting.
On another note, MK is cracking me up with the caption's today. It must be Friday.
wow. u guys are cold mofo's!
I know who the "hater" is. It just hit me in the head like a sack of hammers.
Damn she has really messed up her face.. when she has lipstick on she looks like The Joker from Batman!
somebody shoot her!
Are you ok, Shell?? That sack of hammers can really do some damage!
Leah: lipstick on Melanie = HUGE no-no!
Gawd, Shell! Who?
Antonio Banderas is so hot..."Desperado" is like porn for housewives...when in hell is he going to dump her mutilated face and run?
LOL tell me about it MizRo!
Eddie Munster - TGIF!
Shell, you okay? an you ask MK for my email? Mouse is a totally nosey bitch.
Mizro and Bored r the same person
Heh he tries to deny it
Fess up Mizro/Bored tell all the peeps
Please! The pix were taken either before or after Sean Penn's funeral, no wonder she looked like a wreck. Not that she generally looks great, but still, give her a break.
kailie...Chris Penn's funeral...I just wish it was Sean's.
Ok... Whatever!
Antonio Banderas seems cheesy at times, but sometimes he's so hot I get all melty in the pants just thinking about him.
lmao dammit i grew a penis????? crap my boyfriend is gonna break up with me now....... der !!!!!!!
ooops! yeah, I guess I had the same wish. Chris Penn, of course.
MizRo, are those hideous pants Melanie is wearing in the last pic the gauchos that you talked about the other day? God those are so wrong.
p.s. i will admit that when aunt flo is visiting i do tend to take on another personality.... kinda....
good god she is looking rather tired out and used up.....what is her drug of choice??? i forget....
Mouse...Did I miss something about Shell??? She is upset?
Hi, MK... 
Is she crying because she looked in the mirror.
Paula: (I always want to call you Patsy!) Those are really wide-legged gauchos, if they are in fact gauchos.
The ones I've seen are that length but not as loose. AWFUL, I tell you, awful!
She is a chain smoking drunk. I think she was the one in that blind item a few weeks back who wouldn't quit smoking after a face lift. She ended up with permanent nasty brown lines on her nasty face. Stupid stupid stupid.
lol NO I'm not upset. I just realized something this morning about the "dlisted fan" who harrasses ya'll. I could be wrong, but I could be right. And hellbitch, sometimes my hair in the morning is enough to make the hubby laugh, NOT cry. 
well, look at Sassy. finally deigns to speak to mouse!
actually, sas, I got no clue. she be quiet now.
That's ok, Bored... I am a woman too! 
Lemure: I've ALWAYS been hot for Antonio! Cannot understand why he settled for this mess!
seriously bad lip implants and sour botox. Did she get her facelift done at some minimall in Miami?
I am sorry, Mouse. I thought I said hi to you this morning??? 
(((Big Hug)))
Shell...Glad things are ok...
Personally, I think she looked her best in “Cherry 2000” and "Working Girl" too.
After those, her face started to gradually change, until eventually ended up in the distorted, contorted, stretched, petrified mask she has today.
Back in the mid 80’s she was so cute, not a beauty but she had gentle features and a really sweet face.
Sassy. *hugs*
Oh shure Shell like u really know shit
Fuck u hide under different name ALOT
I know this I figured that out a long
time ago
U came in here PRETENDING to get
stalked U were and still stalk
urself
OMG MK I literally laughed out loud when I read this caption! Your a nut! By the way I don't know what the hell happened to her face. All that plastic surgery and she's still aging like shit.
Too much surgery, Melanie. That squeaky voice will kill a cockroach, too!
When I first saw Working Girl, I thought Mel looked so HIP with her 'great' hair and awesome clothes. Then I saw the movie again on TV one night recently, and gasped at how huge her hair is. I'm so glad the 80's are over.
Mouse I gotta run out for awhile when I get back I'll send a message to MK about email addresses.....
Shell...Get mine, too...
She's so paranoid and insecure that her hubby will leave her. She's gone under the knife too many times and don't get me started on her trout lips. She's afraid that someone will break up her marriage, like she did to Antonio.
Shell, you got a stalker! *hugs!
Sassy, me too, darling.
Speaking of a face like the Joker from Batman, have you seen some current pics of Pricilla Presley? A dead ringer for the mouth on the Joker
yeah .. don't wanna be a hack but she looks like deep. fried. ass.
Even if she's not wearing makeup and her face looks like shit because she just came from a funeral, that does not explain the jacked up hair! WTF is up with the 'do?
I might as well call myself Pats!
Antonio is definitely hot in Desperado. And he was the only good thing in Interview with a Vampire.
loved working girl
her mom is so hotter than she is. props to you, tippi.
I have enjoyed Melanie Griffith in exactly 2 movies, neither of which really endeared her to me or proved she had much talent - Cecil B. Demented and Born Yesterday. Hated Working Girl, and I hate this ugly bitch.
P.S. What a fucking ho for fucking Ryan O'Neal! Or maybe I have that backwards. Whatevs, poor Tatum...this is probably why she ended up on Dancing with the Stars instead of winning more Oscars.
Holy shit, she looks like a mime who forgot to put on makeup. All these plastic surgery whores are creepy.
As my mama would say...
That woman is uglier than a sack of mashed assholes.
lol nomi-mouse!!
BEST TITLE CAPTION EVAH!!!!! Well Done MK
I like her as an actress and I find her voice adorable. And her face looks jacked up because she is crying. Leave her alone.
Oh watch her in Another Day in Paradise with James Woods. Its some good shit.
Um. She has really good taste in clothes though. Who knew she had style?
I don't she and Tatum were friends, I think she was just dating Ryan. Anyway, she was babysitting Tatum & ended up having an orgy with a man and that woman from last Tango in Paris, and Tatum, who was about 12 at the time, joined in after awhile. I also remember something about one of them having their period & there was blood all over the bed.
You think that's pukalicious? Check out her web site (melaniegriffith.com). The home page looks like the cover of one of those supermarket checkout-stand novels that overweight women with pilly stretch-pants always read.
She looked glam when she shot heroin in her neck in "Paradise" though. She should try that look more often.
We're seeing her in the harshest light possible. I think she looks fine (actually better than she has in the more recent past).
Ryan O'Neal fucked ANYONE with a vagina!! When Tatum was a kid, she was proud as shit that she was allowed to act so grownup, hanging with adults and taking drugs and going to Studio 54. She sneered at people who criticized her father's atrocious "parenting". Of course, NOW she's all self-pitying: "boo hoo, I didn't have a childhood. Wah wah."
Melanie doesn't look so bad in those pix, considering she's got no makeup on and thus looks all pale and washed-out. Well, aside from the trout lips, that's a wreck, but other than that, I've seen FAR worse.
the worst actress ever period end of sentence.
Why does she always look like she's crying.....
um maybe she's just that scary lookin'
Melanie whines when she talks. Irritating. I've always wondered how Antonio can handle being around that all the time.
I've seen quilts that have been stitched less than her face.
phymphy, when you're a kid you don't know jack, and you want to be cool. So let's not be bagging on Tatum for figuring out as an adult that her parents blew chunks and should not have been in charge of a hamster, much less a little girl.
Poor man. I bet he tells people he loves her for the great person she is.
To those who are defending the parenting skills of Ryan O'neal and saying Tatum O'neal should've known better---Sorry, but Ryan O'neal was no father to let his daughter be exposed to that shit. Teens/children aren't mature enough to know better---Of course they are going to protect their parents and defend them. If that's all their exposed to, of course they are going to protect their parents because they want their love. That is truly disgusting. If my father did that to any of my friends, I'd be scarred and I would have nothing ever to do with my dad. Ryan is a piece-0-shit. My dad would've killed anybody (friends included) that fed me drugs and had sex with me.
Melanie is disgusting. Her face and her lackluster career is her karma biting her in the ass. Bet Ryan O'neal wouldn't hit that now. Then again, he's a lard ass himself!!
Okay, I'm calm now
francine, i know exactly the site you speak of. i know melanie too because i worked with her. you guys aren't imagining it. she is that scary in person. i must lay down now.
i know i'm late, but OMFG!!! WORKING GIRL is my shit. i love that move to death. i think i'm gonna go watch it then follow it with SHE-DEVIL..
sorry.
i thought melanie was hot in "the
bonfire of the vanities", that's been a long time ago, she's lookin' pretty rough nowadays.
No wonder Antonio Banderas was in tears during the last Barbara Walters interview. He looked like a wreck and talked about how much she (and her drug addictions) had put him through. He's just trying to hold his family together. But Melanie, she's come UNDONE!
I also heard Melanie threatens the women on the set of her husband's movies that they'd better leave her Latin Lover alone. She's been known to say, "He's MY Latin Lover!" so many times, it's like her mantra!
She looks so unfortunate.
She looks really uphappy in those images.
I feel sorry for her - she's lost the plot. If Antonio left, she'd do something drastic.
she's looking very courtney love. or nick nolte mug shot.
nah thata the hard booze thats what a girl gets if she drinks serious liquor every day - death for all
I bet she is back on the pills......
Minnie Mouse, I seriously doubt she was ever off them. Antonio should take that sweet little girl of his (Stella) and run!
Melanie Griffith has never been hot. She had a cute face back in the day. Ok, her body was hot. That's about it.
Her mother, Tippi Hedren, on the other hand, was hot, and she STILL makes Melanie look like mincemeat.
You have got to go to her crazy ass website. She has a meditation room and all this new age shit. She also talks when you click anything. LOL. She says "join me," "gallery" OMFG!
Read this about her pastic surgery...
Plastic Surgery
Earlier this week, I was driving my kids to school listening to K-Earth 101, when Gary Bryan and his co-host, a very smart woman whose name I am not sure of, made the following statement:
…Last week we spoke about how Antonio Banderas does not want his wife, Melanie Griffith, to have any more plastic surgery…This week we hear that Jack Nicholson disagrees with Laura Flynn Boyles…blah, blah, blah.
When I got home, I called the station, and Gary was kind enough to receive my call. I asked him why, when we are on the brink of a war, they chose to discuss my life and what I have or have not had done. He said that he got it from People Magazine, who in turn apparently got it from Don Imus, who got it from a published report (what a mess!!!). Mr. Bryan was extremely kind, and I will be calling him any moment now to thank him for taking my call and for then speaking about me the next day in a very kind way!! I have yet to find out why Don Imus has any reason to say anything about me whatsoever!! But if he could clue me in to my latest surgery, I would be extremely grateful.
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