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omg
Man, that is cold. He must have really done something bad.
So, any idea on why they are splitting? Was he seeing someone? Or was she?
Heather, that minx!
That sort of sucks. I never liked either of these two but I feel really lousey for him. The dude didn't even fucking know his bitch was dropping him.
Ice Cold! What a bitch! Richie must have FUCKED up! Or maybe she found new dick like Josie Bissett.
Wow...that is cold...me thinks she has someone waiting in the wings.
For him not to know is pretty sick in itself. I wonder if she thought that would lessen the blow? What a bitch.
She could have found someone else??
How do you not know your spouse is filing for divorce? Do they not see each other every day?
Cold!
I wonder what kind of fucked up shit he did to warrant this?
What a Bitch. I feel sorry for him. I bet she has a boytoy...
She's a total whore.
What a nasty thing to do to someone. She could have at least TALKED to him about it! Bitch times one million!
Now that's either some fucked up shit or dude was just in denial...
He fucked up very bad? or she's cold-hearted whore! one of the two!
What a bitch of epic proportions! I don't give a rat's ass about either of these people but DAYUM that's some cold shit she did!
oh no she didnt!!!!
http://www.pondracket.com
Don't you usually inform your spouse before you actually FILE? Damn, that is ice cold.
Wow. I have no words.
OUCH!
Either she’s a cold hearted bitch…
or…
He f*cked up big time!
this unfolding story's gonna be interesting....
He should hook up with Jennifer Anniston. They look perfect together.
joy, you took the word right out of my mouth!
Ouch, that's hollyweird for ya!!
man, i guess heather locklear got sick of being married to tony danza/cher.
Whatta bitch. She should have just went ALL out and handed him the papers on Valentine's Day.
And you women wonder why we think you are psycho.
why is it assumed to be his fault?
I'm not psycho 
Plague...
Are those scorpions?
Plague: we are psycho, you're just not supposed to acknowledge it.
oh snap!
Poor guy. I wonder if their kids knew before him?
I am not psycho, either... 
Plague--come on now, it's not nice to generalize...now you better take it back before I start crying and shit, following you around, calling all times of the day and night, break into your house, boil a rabbit, and then pull out a knife and cut your scrotum from, what? ear to ear? We're not psycho--we're just, um, DIFFERENT! LMAO!!!!!
Where they seperated yet? Seems like it would be hard to keep that to yourself if you live in the same house.
For her to file without a courtesy call tells me she really wanted to hurt him badly.
Oh, sorry girls. I let our little secret out.
No, Plague. We're not Psycho. Why would you think that??
I bet she hooks up with Fred Durst next.
Joy! Where are the new dolls? You got any Madame Alexanders?
Sassy, I'm psycho. What did I miss?
OMG Poor Richie!!!
Come to my house, sweetie, I'll kiss all your wounds better 
Heather you vixen!
WTF is wrong with her? He's a good looking guy. was she cheating on him?
Hey Mouse--do you think she'll get the Escalade in the divorce?
He is a pretty, pretty man. He would really have to fuck up before I'd kick him to the curb.
There's no rule that you have to tell the other person. If you really want a divorce, I would guess avoiding the inevitible breakdown nightmare argument would be best for both parties. Maybe he was shacked up and she couldn't find his ass!
How could you have NO clue your marriage was in trouble??
ohmy--that' exactly what I say. I will repeat--Either that's some fucked up shit on her part, or that man was just in denial about their marriage...
Mouse: I'll post some pics of my new dolls this weekend, o.k.
Oh no Madame Alexanders.
Only Blythes & Pullips.
Maybe she has William Shatner from Boston Legal waiting? Anyone see that episode? HAHA
After Heather dumped Tommy Lee, all she said was she was tired of his 'shenanigans'. Maybe she'll enlighten us as to what happened this time. I don't think she's one to put up with much shit, so maybe there WAS something going on that he wouldn't fix.
That is seriously effed up.
OMG! He better spend his Valentine's Day money on someone else. This is cold if he found out she's divorcing him through the news. Damn!
That just ain't right. 
Hi guys.
He can put his shoes under my bed anytime.
She was considered a bitch by his friends and they were in trub for a long time.
They'll probably be back together by next week. In the words of Tony Montana...Give her some coke and she'll fucking love him again.
That's cold. I don't believe he deserved to be humiliated like that.
Yes, those are fighting scorpions in my avatar until I find something better. But I think the one I wanted Gravatar didn't like...
Oh, and I HAVE had a knife to my throat from a psycho ex.
I don't recommend it.
Eddie--I think it was "another quaalude"--Elvira used the coke to wash those down...
Supposedly he is gone all the time with Bon-Jovi touring? .....she was lonely?
Tony Montana was always right!!!!
Damn Plague--didn't mean to bring up any bad memories--I sowwy....
Arent we all lonely???
this was messed up, people.
He says that they have plans for Valentine's Day. They will if she is planning on coming to Nashville for that evening. Bon Jovi is playing in Nashville that night, I have tickets. He better not go home and stay home so that they cancel the show! If he would just come on down to Nashville I would be quite willing to help him forget Heather!
My guess is he fucked up BADLY and is in denial. Men are such fuckers.
It's possible that he's just pretending to be bewildered by the divorce announcement just to make her look bad. Or maybe he thought they were still in "deny" mode(which they probably had an agreement on) and didn't know that things were progressing to the next stage.
Right on Nee...yes!
Plague, for real? I've had a loaded gun held to my throat by a psycho ex. Good Lord!
I just had a psycho ex tell me he was going to drive his car off a cliff. Oh yeah and having 2 friends beat me up.
there were rumors he wanted another kid, they grew apart in 2004 when she was doing LAX and he was constantly away -- still, for some reason she strikes me as unforgiving and cold and I don't get that vibe from him.
Mouse--I don't like the sounds of that...
I'm leaving for the day but I'll be back on later--I hope you're still here--I've been busting ass at work this week and haven't had a chance to chat with my d*listers!
Mouse! That's terrible! I had a suicide phone call...Love me or else...I should have said DO IT!!!
GEEZ - have we all been abused by crazy ex's? Mine didn't use weapons, just his hands to my throat.
well, I just hope my name wasn't mentioned in the divorce papers. Heather promised me that.........HOLY SHIT!...is this on??
Make up sex is the best!!
About a month ago she was trying to hook up with Tommy Lee & he wasn't too interested. Been there, done that.
Crazy, we were all young and stupid. Now I am just stupid!!! But someone was right before. He seems warm. She strikes me an Ice Queen.
FMouie, You are dreaming again!! WAKE UP!! Tee Hee!!
pat--I think he's/was in denial. usually one side decides to get a divorce, the other still believes it won't happen. Someone I know described it this way: "her marriage died of long and painful illness and his marriage is still in the ER, fighting for life." At this point he has to accept it's over.
Apparently alot of us have dealt with crazy exes. Disturbing isn't it?
Uh, Dave Chappelle is on Oprah now. Has anyone seen him on Oprah already? Do I need to watch it??
There was a short blip in the Nashville paper about him today. All it said was that he was just dealing with alot of "stuff." Please somebody watch it and report back what that stuff is.
Nee and CokeMonkey. Hearts to you both. HA!. This is the only detail I will give. If any mofo ever puts his hands on me again, he better make sure I stay down. Cuz if I get up, one of us is going to the morgue and it isn't me.
I kinda believe he didn't know. When a relationship is falling apart, it hurts just to have to say, pass the ketchup.
Yeah for your Mouse. When my crazy ex told me he was driving his car off the cliff I very calmed told him I wanted to make sure I had all my music out of his car first. By that time I had HAD it with his shit.
Helloooo... being married to a rock star can't be easy. And who knows what Heather is like as a wife? Sambora has been touring for over 20 years so he knows that on the road he can cheat all he wants. If Heather didn't want to be cheated on, she shouldn't have married him. She should have learned her lesson with Tommy Lee. Now their child has to suffer.
All you bitches sound hot!!!!
I think her monitone voice finally got to him. He probably shut down, she thought she was still hot, etc. etc.
Mouse: **hugs**
I understand.
Rockstar, he wish. He's in the same category as Clay Aiken, as far as I'm concerned. They both are yesterdays news. Who really gives a shit. I'm ouuta here.
totally hot nickname - my ex thought he was making his mark when he said he was leaving. I opened the door myslef and told him not to let it hit his ass on the way out. Girl, you just get to that point. Props.
Mouse!!! Hello
FMouie!! Hello.
I got my kitty, well I get her manana. She is white and her name is Siren Kilo. She has 2 last names and that makes her mexican! (haha my bf is a mexican so I CAN make fun of so there)
She is all white with blue eyes. My bf bought her for Valentines Day for me a little early. I am so excited!!
rockstar: It's interesting what you say, because look at Jon and Dorathea. They have a bazillion kids and they are high school sweethearts! I think she's even pregnant again as we speak. You would think if there were problems due to separation Richie would have confided in Jon because if anyone is busy, it's him, and he would have some good advice.
People do grow apart, and in Hollywood when each side has so much money, it's easy to toss in the towel. At least they made it work for 11 years. That's a long time.
Congrats on your new kitty Putas!! I have 2 "babies".
*hugs* eveyone!
Thanks for defending me, at least you guys realize how intelligent I must be to be such a powerful attorney.
We luvs us some Skankbot. (and we may need free legal advice some day! haha!)
putas and shell - love you girls!
Oh Mouse I just saw the bone to pick with me. That website's addicting as I warned you!!! I just finished up Hairspray the movie quiz.
Thanks, my sis and I have one baby, and she is a pup named Chassis Daytona (we are NASCAR fans), and since my bf now is a cop, hence Siren Kilo (he is a K-9 drug officer). Our animals have "2 mommies". We joke around about how it is like lesbians.
Here we go with another rumor where everyone is going to side with the guy, without even knowing any details. Everyone ALWAYS sides with the guy. Women can't get a break around here.
Thanks Mouse. Props back at ya! My ex not only didn't drive off a cliff, he spent the next 2 years stalking me and my bf that wound up being my husband. What a loser.
Bryson: I'm a big Heather Locklear fan. Have been since Dynasty. You won't see me calling her anything nasty
Jon hates Heather, the whole band does, and is probably really happy right now
It really is hard being so smart, sometimes I wish I could go back to the simpler days of working the fry-o-lator at the local Burger King.
mikki, anytime!
Skankbot: Off you go to your court proceedings please! Having your smartness around is really painful on my one brain cell!
Jenn: Ooooh it sounds like you know some dirt..... if you have anymore.... care to share??
mouse totally hearts skankbot!'
Mikki, come here baby. LMAO!
Yeah, I used to be brilliant too. Then I had a couple of kids and the best I can do now is to try not to drool on my keyboard. Those little farts will seriously scramble your brain.
That's why I don't believe in children-nasty little things, aren't they?
Off to court I must go...
haha mikki.
My animals are my kids. I realized I dont like to have to "pay" attention to them and get up at weird hours cause they need something. Kids are going to have to come later in life for me, or I need a hubby cause that is the only way.
I CANT WAIT FOR MY KITTY!!!!
I inhaled something very baD, may be up for days....
skankbot you know you're not really a lawyer! as if. go kick some ass, babe!
Well, I have two kiddies, two kitties, and two dogs. (Only one hubby - that's all I can deal with)
What would I do without my peeps to stick up for me??
Lord knows I'm too smart and powerful to have the time to actually do it myself.
Thats cold-blooded
Skankbot, of course the CVS will stick up for you. That is what we do best!!!
Okay people, it's been a blast but I have to go now. Hope everyone has a great weekend!
Someone has been impersonating me on another thread!
I AM THE REAL SKANKBOT, BITCHES!
They don't have half my IQ!
They didn't go to law school!
They are not all powerful!
I am the queen of the CVS!
Skank, how dare you impersonate an attorney. You crackhead.
Um..........where do you practice again?
Bye Mikki!.
Bye, Mikki. I'm out too. I hope all of you have a wonderful weekend
Poor guy!
I'd hit it.
Ok dammit I am confused now as to who the real skankbot is. Mouse hold me?
Hi Mouse!
That's classified info, I'm sure you can understand. I know you didn't go to law school, like myself, but surely you can see why I can't tell everyone where I work.
I wouldn't want to cause a scene at the 'firm, ya know!
*hugs*
putas, how hard? mouse thought you were mad at her.
No, putas, hold my gigantic brain?
(the REAL Skankbot)
I love Richie Sambora.
He's a class act. Bon Jovi Rocks!
People give em a bad rap cause they're not Hollywood slobs.
he prolly banged a groupie .. yeah that comes with the territory right? oh well a beautiful child is the product of their nups... Heather will be ok as long as Aaron Spelling is alive
You just know Heather was getting fucked with the TV on when the news broke.
oh skankbot. i have a really high IQ believe it or not, but i could still never be an atty! mouse sends total hugs!
I practice in Miami where I received my mail-order law degree
!!!!hahaha!!!!
It's really not that hard, mouse!
Believe me, it was much harder to work that fry-o-lator at Burger King!
So what is your IQ? Really?
No, I do practice at a top NYC law firm, just can't say which one!
Not that there's that many TOP ones.
*hugs to all the little people with lower IQs than I*
Don't hate me b/c I'm smart and all powerful!
Skank, is IT really U??
*hugs to all the little people with lower IQs than I*
^^ Skankbot Imposter: That one is actually kinda funny. But honestly, can you please stop now. The thread is about Locklear's divorce. Thanks.
CokeMonkey: NO IT ISN'T HER. The real one is afk.
Skank, you really asking that? Ciz i'm afraid.
Yes, I just want to see how much smarter I am than you! *hugs*
Mouse: That's not her. Next time you see her though, advise her strongly to get an avatar.
Shell doesn't know what she is talking about!
Don't be jealous you didn't go to law school, honey!
No but I have my legal assistant certificate!
OKay, back to the topic at hand. Richie Sambora isn't an all powerful attorney, like myself. I bet he didn't even go to graduate school!
I think it is shell that has been impersonating me! She covets my law degree! She only got her certificate, the world needs little people too, so cheer up!
I'm too busy with my court cases to get a gravatar, little one.
Guess its gone from 15 minutes to 15 seconds..........pass the pipe
I have been posing as skankbot folks
The interview was done in D.C. last night and I heard the whole interview this morning. The man did not have any idea that she had filed. I felt bad for him.
7:13: He gone and done something bad, then. Just like when Denise Richards filed abruptly for divorce. Yikes.
I remember him saying in an interview years ago, that she was the one that wanted to get married. He is probably a really nice guy. She seems pushy.
My three guesses:
1) He's having an affair and she found out. She files for divorce (whether she really wants to go through with it is yet to be determined). He's still playing like it didn't happen and it's all in her head (how many guys will fess up to that to their wives?) and that she's the bitch, not him.
Or
2) She is having an affair and thinks the grass is greener on the other side. He tours a lot; she feels neglected. She falls for another man who seems like a dream comparedd to her husband whose she's been married to for 11 years. If this is the case, hopefully she snaps out of it.
Or
3) Maybe they got into a fight like all couples do and she's overreacting?
Nice white men don't come cheap, I'm the flower Rocky... is having an affair with...
Don't know if this has already been posted, I skimmed but there are too many comments. I had not too long ago that she was a courting Tommy Lee, I think that they used to be married, and I believe that I heard a divorce was in the works. Maybe he should have been reading celebrity gossip like me!
This sounds just like what Tommy Cruise did to Nicole Kidman.
Perhaps the total cluelessness was the demise or part of it, of their relationship.
Eeew. If that is true that she was seeing Tommy Lee again, then she is truly a stupid person. I can see why she would do it though---He cheated so bad on her, she probably wanted to prove that he could still have the hots for her.
I hope she wasn't that stupid. That guy is just gross and will never settle down. Doesn't matter who the woman is.
The truth is men never see it coming. He was fuckin around and thought he'd never get caught. Go Heather.............
shes supposed to be one of the nicest ppl in the business. when she was on melrose place, she used to have someone come every week to make these enormous, delicious sundaes for the cast and crew, but the producers told her that she needed to stop b/c the cast was starting to gain so much weight.
hmmmm....now that im typing this out, methinks she may have done that intentionally? nahhh.....(??)
but my source (grant shows real life little brother) is a friend i used to go to school with and he swears heather is the sweetest. laura leighton (sydney), on the other hand, was supposed to be a major super bitch (grant and laura used to date.)
my guess is that either he fucked up major or she felt like she was stuck in a rut/having a mid-life crisis deal. or maybe shes the female lover josie bisset left her husband for!!
Damn she's been hanging with Denise Richards.. That's the worst thing to do, hang out with someone who hates all men.. They will have u making huge things out of little shit... Denise was probably whispering in her ear to leave him... They wanna be the new & improved middle aged Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton
Okay, maybe that pro-feminist JAN, should start eating her words as Heather Cold Water Runnining In Her Veins Locklear is a very uncool bitch............
plague. you promised you wouldn't kiss and tell...
either she's been messing around on the side or she found out that he has.
Heather Locklear is such a sweetheart in person though--she is very nice to workers on sets and fans. I think she just has horrible taste in men and there have been rumors about him being a sleaze. You never hear anything bad about her. I will definitely be interested to hear what the story is, if it ever comes to light.
I get sad everytime I see this picture here!
he screwed up so bad- i'm guessing it may be even worse than just cheating.
awww, that's just cold blooded if that's truly the way he found out...i thought they would last
He must've really f'ed up. There's definitely more to the story.
That's cold
He's probably clueless cause he's been touring forever
Oh my, poor guy.
I'll bet Tommy Lee's not surprised about this. I remember when Heather dumped Tommy for Ritchie. Tommy was shocked saying that Ritchie wasn't any different than him in regards to partying and womanizing, so he just didn't understand why Heather wanted to switch. Well whatever. It takes two to tango and only those two will know for sure what really happened...that is, if Heather lets Ritchie in on it.
Actually Erogurl...Heather and Tommy split because he was into the drinking and chicks. Richie happened later.
In any event, I agree with the remark that she clearly wanted to hurt him. And I can only think of one thing that makes any woman want to do that -- him dippin his wick elsewhere.
Weird though...Richie's always had the rep of being the "good guy." It's always been JBJ with the rep of being a cheater.
Hmmmmm...
That is such an Amanda Woodward move.
shot through the heart
and you're to blame
you give love a bad name!
(i'm a jersey girl. i had to do it.)
Actually, LadyRedCyn, I had read NUMEROUS times where Lee was quoted as having said he also was taken surprise by Heather's abrupt departure and was even more surprised to find out she hooked up with Ritchie who he thought was basically a clone of himself. That's what I read on more than one occasion. Even Entertainment Tonight quoted him.
There are 3 sides to every story: his side, her side and the truth (which usually lies somewhere in between). Regardless of who did what, that was COLD to let him find out about the impending divorce when the rest of the world did. COLD!
As far as I can see, the denial thing was very much in play on Richie's part...I don't think there is blame on either side here, just the two of them drifting apart and Heather getting sick of waiting for him to make the move. She has tried EVERY SINGLE trick in the book to make him walk away from her and he still refused to leave, because unlike many people these days Richie truly got married for LIFE. Heather's definition of life is obviously VERY different to his, and rather than drag this out any longer she seemed to take matters into her own hands.
Sambora cheated. We all know it. Locklear is a "prude" according to Tommy Lee. Read the book.
If my man cheated on me, I'd slap that fucker with divorce papers so fast his head wouldf spin. I woldn't give his skank cheating ass a "heads up." Fuck that.
If he doesn't respect her by keeping one eyed willie in in his tighty whiteys, why should she be polite with the divorce papers?
Lots of these B-list "musician" posers can't keep their dicks in their pants and be real men.
Come to think of it, some allegedly hot A-list actors can't keep their dicks in their pants either.. *cough* Brad Pitt *cough*
I bet she left him for (not so secret lesbian) Marcia Cross. That Amanda and Kimberly! I always knew they were up to something...
The thing is, the press have been on Heather and Richie since the reports about their marriage being in trouble, which began in September last year...with all the scrutiny, do you really think that he'd be THAT stupid to cheat?
I really believe that she just decided if he wasn't man enough to file for divorce and put an end to the dead marriage then she would, and rather than drag it out or have him try ad persude her otherwise she ripped the band aid off and left him to deal with it.
I told Heather , " You want more of this manmeat? Dump the fucker, stat, then I'll give you some more."
So she did. By the way, I'm not an Attorney, Skankbot. But I do have a, like 560 I.Q.
I always thought Heather was tacky, and this proves it. She couldn't tell her husband before she released it to the press? I guess she needs the attention. Her career is in the toilet. Those Loreal commercials are about it for her. Richie will be fine. He deserves better than this. He adores her. Let's just hope she told her daughter first. It's not all about her.
BTW, Heather is the one who had her x at her birthday party while Richie was touring. Why does everyone assume he is the one who cheated? I read that he still sends her love letters. After being married 11 years, can anyone say that their husband does that? I think Heather and Tommy Lee deserve each other. JMHO
I have intensely disliked the woman for at least 2 years now, and she has treated Richie terribly over a number of years, only to give him one final kick in the gut like this? The woman is beyond redemption, she will rot in hell for her behaviour.
One things for certain..Heather has always commented on how much of a Daddy's girl their daughter is, and that Ava will do ANYTHING to protect him...the child will forever be aware of how her ''mother''(I use that term loosely, I saw how she treated the child on American Idol last year; DISGRACEFUL) treated her Daddy, and how he found out from some random reporter less than an hour before stepping on stage in front of 20,000 people who all were also made aware of the divorce BEFORE HIM. She will have to answer to her child, and rightly so.
It Better this way for Richie, that bitch needs to get whats coming to her. She just left of one of nicest guys in Rock. Hope she burns in hell, the place that fits her personality
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