Did I mention I'm a top NYC lawyer? I am so much smarter than Bradley Pitt. I bet he didn't even go to graduate school.
First!
Sucks to not have a high IQ, don't it?
Preach it!!!!!!!! I am getting tired of this brad pitt too, but not Troy brad ptt. He was Hott there!!!!! But Thank God it Friday!!!!!! I thought this day would never come ( this week has been a drag with college)!!!!!! Have a Great weekend guys, dont party to hard! I really look forward to all of your comments. See you on Monday!!!!!
^^^ Shankbot, hahahaha, truth hurts!!!!!!! You always speak the truth, no matter who it hurts!!!!
Skanbot, stop it! You're too funny for words! I know she's got a lot on her hands what with crazed Aniston fans and everything; but pleeease can Angie get Brad a new hat for Valentine's ? I'm just saying...
Fugly
LOL Skankbot. You are the smartest attorney in the world. After all you do work at a top law firm!
He looks worn out....I'm not impressed, now Angelina....she's hot.
Who cares what Pitt wears--he's hot anyway.
I'D LOVE HIM IN A BARREL, IN AN OCEAN, IN A SHOWER, IN MY BED, IN A TIGHT SPACE, LIKE A CLOSET, ON AN OTTOMAN,A RECLINING CHAIR, ON AN ARMY COT, ON A WASHING MACHINE, IN A.................. ETC.........................WHEREVER, WHATEVER, WHENEVER!!!!!!! IT DOES NOT MATTER
Forget Brad. Look at the Security Chick. Those Germans are tough, man!
what's that shit on his finger, a beertab ring?
ICK. the most OVERRATED man in hollywood.
Skankbot,
Go for it girl!!!
Rub it down and shake it all around, you deserve it 
Stupid, envious morons... 
Damn, what’s he doing with that same, old, tired, dirty, fugly cap all the time?
Is he trying to hide a bald spot or something…? Geeh…
Let your scalp breath boy!!!
Angie is ducking for cover in the first pic!!!
get yo tara reid on get yo tara reid on, get your dick rubbed get your dick sucked
anaKonda!
Enjoy your weekend MK.. and everyone else 0ut there in Dlist land!
brad is looking hot.
Brad needs to get rid of the fugly hat..Damn him...
Thanks for a great site, MK... 
brad looks bloated, tired and depressed. he's gonna get sick of this merrygoround pretty soon. the life of an international 'humanitarian' and full time nanny isn't for him.
he'd rather be at a barbeque nursing a beer and passing round a j.
Hmmmm. I'd still hit it, skanky hat and all.
Skank. My wireless laptop crapped out on me, then I had a fight with the spouse. Which IS MY FAVE SKANK???
You mean someone smart can actually write comments on D-Listed??? Wowee!!
that's not the real skankbot guys read the other threads... that is a stupid poser
yeah, i'm confused about skankbot. either i missed something or is a fake...
just check out the Brangelina thread it starts there..
Then I wont answer... 
Brad is hot no matter what!!
I think there is a fake and a real Skank. Or two fake Skanks. However, I know there are many Skanks.. just not sure which one the real one is.
Green Fairy, did you know that is AKA Absinthe? You prolly did. But you never know.
Have a wonderful weekend MK and the DListers! I'm off to play some roulette!! C'Mon 36!!
FYI, Coke, I never got that email. Rhuuude
And I'd still do Brad Pitt. Seriously. He's still beautiful.
He used to be hot . . . .I hinestky was such a huge fan. WHAT HAPPENED!!!????
sorry coke monkey don't mean to upset you this shit went on all afternoon,, the real skankbot needs an avatar.
He's silently screaming out "HELP I'M BEING HELD PRISONER" That coochie has a hold on him & he just can't leave Angie,...That hat is some kinda code of despair. His smile looks like a frown.. For a father to be he looks depressed.. Get out now!!!
yeah naughty, i did know that, but only from watching moulin rouge! i want to get a matching avatar, but its not working for some reason.
Skankbot is not a lawyer.
She already told us what she does...
I have to admit that hater fooled me too...
You hater, I hate you!!!
God, my English is really proficient… 
sheesh and fake skankbot same hater..
sorry I have to post this as anon person. read Brangelina post people
green fairy,
Have you already tried gravatar.com?
yeah, i entered my email address and all that, but it never sent me a confirmation or anything, and it won't let me log on to look at avatars.
How long ago did you submit your gravatar?
Green Fairy.. It won't let me either. I wonder if we found a Avatar, if MK could put it up for us???? Just a thought...
Hope you read this, MK...
Ana...I did my last week, I think.. 
hey dumb ass cheeto girls, I am a lawyer too and smarter than you
if you login to gravatar and it says that page is no longer available fill in your info again at that point... don't know why it does that but you have to log in twice
GG...Glad you are smarter than me..Why all the hate, Bitch???
Scout...I keep trying to log in but it won't let me.. I can get on the forums, though..
Brad looks completely depressed...like he wonders what the hell he has gotten himself into...in a couple of years he will be with the next flavor of the month...and Angie will be with whoever her co-star is at the time.
all day long I have to listen to you cheeto bitches go on and on... you all bore me... your little clique of
losers... ha
I love when people call you out, love it!!!
hmmm Sas, that's weird
*this ain't the real GG*
how would you know scout? are you a lawyer? ha ha ha
isn't every day friday? well, it is in my world. TGIF to all you crazy assed bitches. you all make my day!
ps loved the beer tab ring comment.
Have you already tried scout's trick?
To write the same email address you gave to Gravatar on the Email(Optional) line where you write your comments?
yeah if you've already uploaded one just go ahead and type in your email above the comments section here
scout,
But I bet it's the same...person passing as Skankbot.
Oh definitely Ana!
I wonder what’s his excuse 4 being glued to a PC on a Friday night?
Working on his clients files???
well, i'm computer illiterate(i'm not a lawyer..lol) so maybe i'm doing it wrong. i thought if i just went to gravatar.com and entered my email address that i could find one on the website..?
gravatar does have some you can browse or you can browse through your owns pics that you've cropped and saved and upload from your computer
I haven't even been able to look at the Avatars yet on the site...
did gravatar ever reply at all to you green fairy?
crap Cheeto... you've got your email address on your "homepage". If you want to tell me what you're looking for I'll send some to you and you pick and I'll upload them to that address... and I use charter too!
oh Cheeto, maybe you put your email in the URL(optional) place... you need to have it on the Email(optional) so no one can read it
GG's avatar - why being such a bitch lately?
ok, i might be getting somewhere now...thanks for all the help.
Shit...Didn't mean to put that up!!!! I won't have a problem finding a Avatar. I just want to be able to put it here. Can you do that without using Gravatar???
Shit...It won't let me take it off. WTF...
SCOUT - ok i just saw what you wrote, I didn't think it was the real one (GG Avatar)
Cheeto Sas WTF is up!!!
Personally, I like making my own avatars from photos “borrowed” from the net or my own pics…
Just Google something you want and add photo and they’ll show you a bunch of sites with pics of the theme you chose..
Cheeto, clear your cache files. I guess I could have emailed you but it shocked me and I couldn't figure out how to tell you!!!
Don't know how to clear files. Will have hub do it when he gets home...
green fairy I see you there at gravatar. maybe i was wrong about them having some. You may need to just google avatar/gravatar and save it to your desktop or wherever. Then go back to gravatar and browse to where you've saved it and then hit uload.
I make my own too Ana
sorry everyone, i've seen this explained on here a dozen times but i'm stuck again. i have the picture i want saved to my computer, how do i upload it?
to clear your cache, right click on the Internet Explorer icon, click on properties, then under Temporary Internet hit Delete Files. It doesn't delete anything serious
green fairy, is it perfectly square? if so then go back to gravatar, hit browse and browse to where you have it saved (desktop, my pictures) when you have it hit upload. Dont wait for them to reply back about it just start typing in your email in the space above the comment
If it's not square it'll be distorted
scout,
Please explain green fairy, my english doesn't go that far...
oh, please
I think Michael K needs to keep gravatar directions up full time!
God, your fast girl...
Where's the browse on Gravatar??? Can't seem to find it...
I just found these beautiful Art-Decor pics of absinthe adds...really nice...
I just found these beautiful Art-Decor pics of absinthe adds...really nice...
once you log in Cheeto, is it not there on the page? My page is different now that i have one
I'm not fast Ana, we were just thinking alike!
LMAO - he's been guarded by a girl.
i'm can't find browse either, CSA!
there isn't a delete files when I clicked on properties...
where did you find them, anaKonda? iwanna see!
Cheeto, is there something called Temporary Internet files?
I will be back..Hub is home with the kids...I will get this firgured out...
They are not avatars they are just adds...
http://absinthe.msjekyll.com/
Hey ladies... Just waiting for dinner to get here.... I googled "avatar" last night and came up with a great site... If you want the url let me know and I'll post it.
Absinthe Robette is a really nice one and it can be square cropped into a gravatar...
Bradley needs a month at the spa. Alone.
Shell,
What's the url? please...
Bradley looks like what i imagine i would look like if I flew to London, then on the Germany with a pregnant wife and two toddlers and went to the World Forum and various other places... EXHAUSTED!
thanks, ana!
scout,
By the time I got to Germany I would be horizontal and feet first=Dead.
the bags under my eyes would be triple the ones under his!
green fairy,
You're welcome.
Google some more, try: fairy+green+photos
I even got to see tattoos
Ana:
http://www.avatarist.com/
I should be getting a new avatar any "moment" now. Found something I like more better!
i've been considering changing mine... i think people think i'm a 10 year old tomboy! Somebody actually called me dude today!!!
lol scout... sometimes I do imagine you sitting at the computer lookin' kinda grumpy like that though lmao
Thanx Shell,
Hate the pop-ups, love the site.
Just found one from Bastet, really cool...
I think I'll start uploading mine
I know Shell! And I laugh every time Nicole's comes up with the rollers and cigarette in her mouth!!!
...and it looks to me like you're refusing to eat your breakfast...
...just an interpretation...
lmao I love that one!!!
And does rollerslut really wear those underpants?
Ana: You're very welcome. I have a popup killer so I never noticed those. Sorry about that. Popup's suck! But the site is really good. It even has a "resizer" there so you can change your avatar to 80x80 so they work here.
Ana
Please, explain your gravatar scout, I've always been curious...
Scout...My hub deleted what you told us and it's still coming up!!! WTF!!
ok, i found a sweet pic to use, and now i can't find how to upload it at gravatar. i'm getting frustrated. any ideas?
Shell,
Yours reminds me of Carrie, My Little Pony Parker...is it?
Please don't tell me it's you or I'll die of embarrassment...
lmao it's from an ad for Dolce and Gabanna jeans I got from a shoe website. I'm changing it though... Hopefully will happen soon.
Let's try this
Cheeto, that's the extent of my cache clearing expertise!!!
Ana, it's from the movie "To Kill a Mockingbird" from the book by Harper Lee. "Scout" is the tomboy girl whose dad is a lawyer having to defend a black man wrongly accused of rape. It's my favorite book so I picked it because of all the racist crap that goes on here. Of course it just goes right over the heads of the racists!
green fairy,
Have you resized it?
Testing again!!!!
green fairy,did you ever receive an email from gravatar? try clicking the link through it
Cheeto, what's your operating system? Windows 98 or XP?
FUCKEN SKANKBOT GET OFF THIS SIT HAPPY HOOKER/NYW LAWYER.
I think it was a present from Maddox!!!!!!!
Shell,
So, now I understand the caption, it says: DG Jeans.
scout,
OMG, I love that book, it's still on my book self. I had to read it for my English course and them had an exam about it, gave me a B+
i haven't got anything from gravatar.
you should rent the movie Ana, Gregory Peck is Atticus. In real life the character of "Dill" was based on the authors real friendship with Truman Capote. He would visit his family who lived next door to her
green fairy then you might want to use shell's sight... avatarist.com
"site"... sheesh
Dude will always be hot!!!!!!!! I think King Maddox gave him that cap!!! That's why he is always wearing it. It's a "parent thing"!!!!!
good god. is he wearing a pashmina thrown over his shoulder??? Snort!!
ok, thanks for the help scout and ana. i'm calling it a night, and i'll try again tomorrow. i'll figure it out sooner or later!
I'm finding his hands kind of ugly! 'specially in the last pic...
I have seen the movie, a long time ago, even before I read the book, I remember Peck's character...but I never associated them both.
To Kill a Mocking Bird, great book, great movie! Atticus Finch, ROCKS!!
he looks much better in these pictures than he has in other recent pics.
Yeah, me too...I'm hitting the sheets...it's almost 3:30 am over here.
Thank God no work tomorrow...
Até amanhă=Hasta mańana=See y’a tomorrow
Muitos beijos=Muchos besos=Lots of kisses
Testing guys...Sorry!!! Seeing if my Avatar will work..
did you ever notice the dumbest comments come from idiots who type in caps?
and they cannot spell either very comical.. how can you make a point and not even know how to spell
10:10 PM? LOL
Ya'll need your own private chat room to talk about gravatar's and shit.
Scout, I loved To Kill A Mockingbird and I knew who the original Scout was, so your gravatar always made sense to me. (I'm addicted to Turner Classic Movies, what can I say???)Don't go changing to please anyone other than yourself! 
scout, dude. i loved to kill a mockingbird! why can't they make more movies like that? why?
Testing for my Avatar...Sorry...
I do not see your avatar Cheeto Sassy Ass. Keep trying! It's a pain in the ass isn't it?
Damn, now the news is saying that Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong are kaput! What's the deal, is everybody breaking up now so that they don't have to buy Valentines?
Cheryl Crowe and Lanse Hamstring broke up!?
She's so fugly, I am not sure why he dated her in the first place!
I had a good Friday...I got Homecoming Queen!!
Pats...Shit...It's still not working for me...Need a fucking drink now!!!! I have tried with Gravatar and I also used a hotmail and yahoo email address, plus my personal email address. WTF????
Congrats to you, Anal....
These people are like a car crash.............you don't want to look, but you just can't help yourself!
Hi, Minnie Mouse... I have seen you around here. I agree.
Hiya Cheeto. Sent you an email But, wasn't sure if you were aware it takes sometimes up to 5 days or so for Gravatar to approve your picture. I didn't get an email confirming mine was up, it just appeared one day. Just so you know
Naughty...I got your email and thank you... I will email you in the morning.. What are you still doing up? I am so pissed because my hub and I tried the site that Shell posted and that one didn't work either... Fuck...I just want a Avatar.... Hopefully I will get a email from Gravatar...
MK..Sorry for bitching... If I emailed you an Avatar, do you have way to put it up???
Cheeto, MK doesn't have any way of posting it. But, good try It will come, patience young jedi. As long as you registered with Gravatar.. now you just wait.
Anyway, headed to bed. Went out for a bit tonight, then came home to watch a movie with the fam. I'll chat with you tomorrow then
Naughty...I can't even log onto the site but only on the forum. I haven't been able to even pick out a Avatar yet.
Night, Naughty...Damn...I was hoping MK could..
Sweet dreams...
WHO CARES??
GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Cheeto Sassy Ass!!!
Congratulations, AnaL, on Homecoming Queen...good for you!
I bow to your Majesty.
Congrats AnaL!!! My son was in a pageant for Mr. ____High School last weekend. He didn't win but for his talent he was going to do DDR!!!
(Ya'll still have football games this late?)
How ya doing Cheeto?
I just found this website and I love it! It takes my mind off my problems, and just let's me blab and make new friends.......
Thanks for the "shout out".
MK should open a boardroom like Perez because the talk is getting extremely annoying. Than you can all chit chat away from here and keep your comments to celebrities.
Ooooooh, somebody is a little crabby this morning........what, you didn't get your Friday Night Booty Call?
So sorry........I did.....I wonder if Brad did too? There, a celebrity comment for your cranky ass.
hahaha!!! Minnie...No shit. MK doesn't mind the chat. I bet Brad did get it last night. There, I wrote something about gossip... Glad you are here, Minnie..
Poor Mk. This site has turned into a boring chatroom for old ladies, who think they are lawyers. A real lawyer wouldnt make a fool out of themseleves on a message board. You people bore the shit out of alot of ppl. Get you a chatroom, and leave the real gossip to the sane people.
Btw, Brad looks tired.
On the other hand, you know what's even more boring? People making comments about other people's comments on these threads.
You're not sticking to the topic of the post either, so STFU already.
Oh, and why does brad wear that same damn hat everyday?
Because he's white trash.
Thanks Cheeto, you are sweet.
So, are Angie-baby and Bradley really going to the South of France for some much needed R and R or is that not true?
Just curious.
Poor Mk. This site has turned into a boring chatroom for old ladies, who think they are lawyers. A real lawyer wouldnt make a fool out of themseleves on a message board. You people bore the shit out of alot of ppl. Get you a chatroom, and leave the real gossip to the sane people.
Btw, Brad looks tired.
dlisted is now a damn chatroom | 02.04.06 - 1:37 pm | #
There seems to be only a few people propogating the lawyer talk....but I can say for sure there are plenty of law students who come to these websites. Perez Hilton made note of it once. Why? Because we are bored out of our minds. I fully intend to continue to look at them when I am a real lawyer.
2:12 yeah right. Dummy.
It is so much nicer to see a photo of him without that dirty ugly niglette. Did he drown her and the chinky one ? Ninny thinks he did. Now they await the arrival of the proper baby. YEAH !!!!!
wish somebody would drown ninny and her stupid comments. bitch stop talking to yourself. you probally are black yourself. you wish you had their children.
p.s better yet ninny hang yourself, then maybe 40 of these names will disappear. everybody knows you are
----- with all the other lame names.
2:12 lmfao. Perez made no note of dlisted. I can believe lawyers may visit his site, but not here. I agree with who said this place is like a chatroom.
Brad and family are looking great.
Minnie...From what I have read. Angie sold her house in London for 22 Million and I think they are having a house built in the US..
2:12 lmfao. Perez made no note of dlisted. I can believe lawyers may visit his site, but not here. I agree with who said this place is like a chatroom.
Brad and family are looking great.
no lawyers at dlisted | 02.04.06 - 2:48 pm | #
Oh yeah, because the content of Dlisted and Perez Hilton are radically different. What you said is grounded in ZERO evidence and makes no rational sense. I know a lot of law students IRL who read these sites. You, on the other hand, have no evidence of your assertions.
Heehee.
Brad is looking really tired!!
Dayum, that instant family sure does age a man overnight!
King Maddox is probably riding his ass all the time, ordering him around the house and making demands of him......I love that kid! Team Maddox!
I read somewhere, they are on their way to Paris. Did anyone catch Angie's NIGHTLINE interview? Very interesting. I know a lot of people, rag on her, but she does do a lot, regarding her humanitarian work.She gives away a 1/3 of her salary, which I know is not much, because she makes so much, but still impressive.
Didn't really mention Brad, like she would. Told the story, of how she told Maddox she was pregnant, she showed pix of her sonogram to him,that a little baby was growing inside her belly, explained to him about his "tummy mommie, and Zahara"s, "tummy mommie" very cute. A couple of times, she did say "we", when refering to when, they picked up Zahara, last summer, from Africa. She was glowing, and she looks very happy........
Implants.....nobody believes you are a lawyer. Hell you stay here to much to be a lawyer. I'm sick of your ass too.
Hey....see the ring that Brad has on in the pic that was just posted of him? That is the same ring that they showed this morning on Good Morning America as a "beer opener ring". They were promoting things for the Super Bowl!
Just FYI for you!!
Stephanie
See the ring here:
http://static.zoovy.com/img/
home...ringopener2.jpg
Pretty cool, and it looks cool too!!
Stephanie
Thanks heartsflowers and scout!!! That's so sweet of you two!
Yea I'm excited because I really wanted it...but I was competeing with 2 of my best friends so if they had gotten it that would still be cool.
I'm about to throw a male beauty pageant where the guys dress up as girls to raise money for my senior class...it should be hilarious!
Our school doesn't have football...so our Homecoming is during a basketball game. Lame, I know but our school is so small that's the best we can do.
I never post on weekends because I have too many other things to do. However, being a LAWYER we sometimes have to work weekends. That being said, SKANKBOT is an attorney. Don't know about anyone else but she is.
SKANKBOT: If you read this PLEASE get an avatar because people are impersonating you.
Also, since when did GG's Avatar cop such an attitude?
I hope Brad and Angelina stop traveling so much soon. They both look like they could use a good, long nap.
Kellie...
Gorgeous avatar!
Thank you Heartsflowers! Mouse and Lo set it up for me.
I am in my office today just reading the posts and all the b.s. is starting to make me sad. The impersonations of others is running rampant! That's why I got an avatar.
Glad you got one, Kellie...maybe if some more people would, it would cut down on the crap and stalking that is happening...and we can get back to the fun stuff!
Exactly! It has been way too out of control lately. I feel bad for MK and for Skankbot because so many people have impersonated her lately that we will never know if it is really her anymore.
I feel bad for all of you. You make up shit that NOBODY believes. People are laughing at you for having so many different names, and all the bs about being a lawyer. It must suck being you.
shell talks to herself.....kellie....
heartflowers are some more of her names. Go to JJ they caught on to her quick. It appears Faded Youth is not enough for her anymore.
shake it off Kellie... don't let it ruin your fun!
No More Secrets.. we all know you are the Brangelina stalker allready..
haven'tyou found a life yet? people think you are a big joke.. the only one changing names all over the internet is you ... you sound like a
broken record.. same shit every day
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Stalker? Lmao. You have to be crazy to make a statemnt like that. This is a post, not the real world, anon. You are probally the Aniston nut they all make fun of. They put you in your place today at the PH site, made my day. Are you the insane nut who tryed to hit Jolie? At this point, I wouldnt doubt it. If anybody is a stalker it would be a Aniston fan. Everybody knows that is you.
9:08 I found out today also. It would suck to be her.
12:09 you said like one of those crazy aniston fans. Get over it.
Tammy from VA, aka the brangelina stalker, is back.
You can always tell it's her by her retarded way of writing and her foaming day and night about brangelina, the devil worshippers. She also has bad spelling.
Get a life already, Tammy, you're boring.
^aka.....Shell the Maniston psycho is at it again. You idiots stalk AJ and try to harm her. Who's the fucking stalker now? None of Brangelina fans care what Maniston does with her life.
I suggest you stop stalking the Hollywood couple. Btw, your grammar suxs. I doubt there is a Tammy unless its one of your crazy names, but if so she has to have more sense than you.
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