I think it was possibly the other way around. What are his "talents", exactly? Oh, yeah. He rides a bike. And hangs around George Bush. I wouldn't marry him either.
He reminds me of that misfit toy..
the jack in the box with a bad temper.
I think she couldn't stand the thought of only licking one ball for the rest of her life.
That's probably why Drew left OMG??? what's his face.
Good point Capricious.
^ Joy, you mean Tom Green?
Well, and the fact that he is totally annoying!
This one nut wonder annoys the hell out of me too, Bird.
i kinda thought this might not make it...didn't he leave his wife while she was pregnant or the kid was barely born before he ending up with sheryl?
yes, letinstar, and I have been disgusted with him ever since!
And I think the wife had twins, if I remember correctly!
Blech
Hmm, maybe he'll release an all-black wrist bracelet to match with the yellow ones so many morons are wearing. It can be a special "break-up edition" to help pay for his suffering. Yeah, I like that idea!
Nick and Jessica, said the same thing, when they split up! I wonder, if she will still continue, to wear her LIVESTRONG bracelet. ALL SHE WANTS TO,DO IS HAVE SOME FUN!!!!!!!!! Sorry, I couldn't resist!!!!!!!!!!
GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!
Good one, Drew!! I can see the black bracelets now!!!!
If these people "love and admire and respect each other so deeply" then why break up?you usually break up because you are lacking those things...just move on people,move on. the public will survive
Why do all these breakup press releases sound exactly the same? If they are so "private" and want people to "respect their privacy" why don't they just say "NO COMMENT!"???
it's a shame after all the money Crowe spent on that facelift...he looks like he's about 53, she looks about 43 (after the lift......) at least her face ain't so flat anymore
they bored me anyway. Good riddance.
Doesn't anyone else find it so presumptious that such "announcements" are made to the public, like we fuckin' care?
He was just jealous because she has more balls than him.
Yawn. He's no hottie either. NEXT!
They were like...the lamest couple out there, almost as bad as Talan and Kim Stewart.
I totally could give a shit.
Joydivision...i think you hit the nail right on the head, dude. I think that's the exact reason for the split. His temper.
Wouldn't it be shitty to break up and then have to release a fucking statement? God, I can't even imagine
that woman cnt hold a man
I wonder if he's Ant's boyfriend? He's not big in size but he's big in notoriety, and Ant may have hinted that his BF may or may not be another color than white just to throw everyone off.
It would be boring if this was Ant's BF though. Yawn.
I live an hour away from Austin, and it's well known around here that Lance hits on anything with a vagina. Can't believe it took Sheryl this long to figure out what a cad he is.
damn! she was just starting to write upbeat tunes again...
Totaly saw that one coming a mile away...they don't even look right together...bet he goes back to his wife, watch!
why would his wife take his cheating ass back?
I'll release a statement: Sheryl Crow is a fucking diva bitch who lives via photoshop.
but tell us how you really feel about her, plague.
She's a skinny ugly old bitch and he can get younger chicks so what does he need her for???
he's a total kemo-tard and she looks like tanned leathery lawn furniture; their sole purpose was to annoy us with the fact that they bumped uglies and called it love once and that once was enough, and with that having been said...her music is albeit palatable and just a pube away from lame, he just gave all one-nut-wonders and nazi-bastard-look-alikes hope that they too can bag old rocker skags ... but in the reality the " MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION " could not afford to extend sherlys contract.
boring, who cares, she should go back to singing back-up for MJ and he should embrace his destiny as a host for ESPN
I thought for sure they were gonna get married. Too bad. 
letinstar, his ex-wife Kristin had his son and twin daughters (with which she got pregnant by Lance's frozen sperm) and is a director of Fertile Hope, which assists cancer survivors and their families with fertility issues. I haven't had any respect for Lance since he left her after she stood by him after the cancer battle (she met him right after the ordeal), encouraged him in his sport, married him and bore his children. She remains active in helping others with fertility issues, which I greatly respect her for! She's a true lady. I didn't like Sheryl's flaunting Lance like she won him as a prize and that last picture MK posted of her sitting there spread-eagle with her crotch front and center didn't help me view her as much of a lady.
zzzzzzzzzzz...who the fuck cares who lance balls...or should i say ball?
I'm not surprised. I think Lance just took her along for the ride, literally.
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