She looks very nice.
nasty
that girl has too many tattoos. She does look good though.
Tatoos on women are not attractive... especially lots of black cryptic ones.
That is one scary photo!
I'm with rockstar... great body, but too much ink. I think it actually detracts from her beauty.
She still looks hot
How come she still loves dirty even when she's in a damm tub...Two words - Nasty Hoe!!
Hot photo but that tattoo on her lower back is too much.
It looks like she could be masturbating.
She looks like a Riker's Island bitch.
Mr. Pitt has been chewed up...I wonder when she is going to spit him out?
She look sexy to me... I like ink.
They probably didn't want to show her bump to everyone...
Who gives a crap about her tattoos, look at that ass......
interesting.. I guess she won't mind when her kids get tattoos
I agree, her tattoos look like too much. I bet she regrets most of them since she is so demure now.
Tattoos on women are hot (esp. on Angie).
all i see is a hint of crack. it looks like a butt crack, not some ethereal body part to be adored.
She looks like an electric eel.
I'm sure we can all use our imagination of what the remaining 3 inches looks like, eh? It looks nice to me, so don't take offense if I like her ass.
FYI - Jennifer Aniston has a nude pic in that issue also...if anyone was wondering
I'd hit....and I'm a heterosexual female
Gross
forgive my ignorancee on this topic.. don't getting all these tattoos hurt??
I love her and I love all her tats. She is so gorgeous!
CocoLala, I don't care to see Maniston nekkid after I've seen this.
She's sexy as hell and the picture was taken February 2005 so no way she was pregnant then. Not digging the tattoo in her lower back, but other than that she's hot hot hot.
Hell to yeah katieS...tattos hurt like a MF!
she's horrid. she looks like a trashy goth chick. ugh.
I think she looks fuckin hot
I am a chick and I dig tattoos, esp ones that mean something to her. Not the "Ohh Look at me I got a butterfly on my ass at Spring Break!!"
I wonder if she is preggo in this pic?? And what a beautifully sculpted ass.
Lilly, I thought the same thing. These were probably taken before she announced her pregnancy.
i thought the issue only focussed on oscar nominees, why's angie in it
I'm sorry, but she's a 3rd rate version of Asia Argento with all the tats and supposed attitude.
Difference is, Asia isn't stupid enough to adopt 30,000 kids from every country except the U.S.
Angelina probably washing her hypnotic vagina
She's inviting MichaelK to conduct a probe...
anon...I kinda figured you guys would say that but I was just trying being helpful...
Putas - you like that ass, too, eh? Somebody up above said it's just a hint of a butt crack, nothing to be adored! I, however, can use my imagination to realize I'd be slapping up on that if given the opportunity.
cajun, it's cool. you can like her tush. I just think it'd be funny if the remaining 3 inches of her butt were covered in cellulite and zits :D
Tattoos are FUGLY.
Eh.
her look in the picture is blah- nothing we have'nt seen before
Love her! She looks beautiful! Only Angelina Jolie can pull off those tatoos!
i so didn't need to see her butt crack that brad pitt licks
What if she has a dick...and that's what go Brad all caught out? Maybe she was born with one of each...
She's got way too many big tattoos! I have 3 but those are just not feminine and not attractive.
katieS- my first two didn't hurt, the one on my back, HURT LIKE HELLLLL!
I don't get it. She does absolutely nothing for me. The back ink just makes it worse.
I think she looks scary...I'm just not into tattoos..or at least that many.
I didn't realize that she had all those tattoos.
didn't need to see the butt crack either. yuck.
Not rocking the tats...I think she would look better with just one...overkill.
the tats are really ugly.
She looks like a dead whore. Who cares about her anyways.
pageant girl - awwww, yuk. still didn't ruin it, though.
"leave in the butt crack" - Tom Ford.
I love her,her kids, Brangelina, her charity work, etc. but this picture is creepy!!!!!!!!!!Tom Ford on ET, last night,said this picture was done, very early, so no, baby bump!
SHE'S ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!!
That shit is naaaastay! And I love seeing good tattoo work on hot chicks, but this just reeks of STANK.
I think she looks awesome. That's a humongous tattoo, but she pulls it off. When are you bitches gonna stop stereotyping someone with body art as trashy? Ok, K-Fed and Eminem look like trash with tats, but that's because they ARE trash. This is 2006, folks. Angelina is hot!! And yes, to whomever asked if they hurt. That one on her lower back had to be extremely painful. Which makes her even cooler in my book. I'd hit it.
I love her tats. I have one and I want more.
Her ass, what I could do with that ass.
Imagine running your hand down it, and carressing it. Cupping the cheek, rubbing just your middle finger along the curve
CRAZYCAJUN ...you tell them baby!!!!
She's freakin HOT!!!
Hate her tats. Not that anyone asked or anything.
even with those tattoos, she still rocks my world.Nobody has such an interesting mixture of saint & sinner in them and the bitch knows she's sexy as hell and she isn't afraid to be.
Strong and confident women turn me on..
PUTAS - naughty, naughty, naughty. Based on our posts up above, I can slap it and you can rub it all better.
I swear that Angelina can pull basically anything off. She looks good in anything she wears. She'll do well regardless of if she and Brad work out or not. I had really thought that she and Billy Bob would have worked out; maybe because they both were so different. But, maybe that is why it didn't work out.
She is the hottest thing with two legs right now. No one comes even close. She can pull of a ton of personal tats and still be the model for St John knits and look like a class act. She can be whatever she wants and pulls it off with ease. She is hot and does great things with her money. Love her, love what she does, love what she stands for.
a 3rd rate asia argento? you have got to be kidding me!!!
That Tatoo is nasty
I adore her and always will but I think the tattoos are a bit too much. Overkill... yes. Too many 'big' ones for my liking.
The one of Jennifer (in the same issue) is much hotter.
Yes Crazy you can. In fact I quite like it and expect it. A good spanking can be needed and wanted. Yummy.
Now I wouldnt mind Angelina spanking me either. Ohh naughty pics of her and brad in a 2 some naked,
That’s a beautiful pic!
I see a gorgeous, sexy woman. I see an equally beautiful woman with tattoos; I see just the tattoos…
If you like Angie, you have to like her with the tattoos. That’s just the way she is. Still a punk-rock girl mixed with a Goodwill Ambassador…It’s not as the two can’t go together. 
Beautiful woman with some fugly ass tattoos…that only her love.
Karlan & Coco, you worded it perfectly. I couldn't have said it better myself.
sigh. People.
Angie and Jenn and Brad's shit all stinks, just everyone elses. I don't worship any of 'em.
Except Ed Norton.
I would love to trace every one of her tattoo's with my tongue.
She looks hot. I love Angie :D
amen kats
sigh. People.
Angie and Jenn and Brad's shit all stinks, just everyone elses. I don't worship any of 'em.
Except Ed Norton.
pageant gal
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RIGHT ON! Am so tired of hearing these zombie ass nolife fangirls cutting and pasting their "hoooomanitariuuuuun and beooootiful" shit. Bet they have to cut and paste because they can't spell the big words for shit.
Get something called a life, and bit of dignity, dipshits.
She looks like she's about to committ suicide.
Putas, can I watch?
She's a beauty, but that lower big tattoo is way too much! What's tha (and all of the other 19!) going to look like when she much older? I can, just imagine. Way overboard on the tattoos!
StoneyBaloney,
Totally with you on this one.
Some ppl with tatts look like trash cuz they are trash.
Personally, I don’t like most of her tatts, specially the one on her belly in Latin with the cross…that one is just, well ugly.
The dragon on her lower back is stunning and it’s a master piece when it comes to tattoos because it was made by one of the most famous tattoo artists in the world (don’t know is name and I think he’s Thai).
She had it done around the time she adopted Maddox in Cambodia and she asked the tattoo artist to meet her there specially to make her tattoo.
I saw pics and a short film of him working on Angie’s tattoo and she was on the verge of tears. Someone asked her if she was in pain and she said: “a little...” with her eyes all red and moist.
I like Angelina, but this looks like a CSI photo.
Angelina is sooo hot... Only one problem... the water was clear until she put her moldy, seeping vagina in for its annual wash...
^rotfl yeah!!!
what's with all the wanna-be lezzies talking about hitting it with angelina? too mild mannered in your real lives to come out of the closet? seems like all of angie's fans are bisexual or lezzies or men.
Angie-- Ultimate skank of the Universe--And all of the parallel ones too.
Brad Shitt does this dyke while Orientals pack eels up his ass.
She buys kids, drinks blood, and skrogs her bro., all at the same time ,hallucinating about Jennifer eating her box. Munchie, munchie.
Hey Anon...
I'm so FUCKING OUT of the closet it's not even funny and I am far from mild mannered.
There's nothing unusual about gays, bi's and men finding hot women attractive.
She looks like she's about to committ suicide.
Vinny | 02.08.06 - 2:22 pm | #
If only...
For real, 2:45. I'm a straight woman, and I don't want to fuck this woman.
I can't 'fuck' her, even if I wanted to, she doesn't have a pee pee.
Holy crap that's a lot of tattoos.
Gross.
(no no, she's not psycho... not at all)
She looks like she's about to committ suicide.
Vinny | 02.08.06 - 2:22 pm | #
Let's hope so...
Mouse, you can take pics. Then we will give them to MK to post on the website and have people make ugly comments about us. But they will be soo jealous
I am bi and I think she is hot. And I am out of the closet. Even my mommy knows I like girls.
bi=cool.
gay=cool.
straight chicks from the University of Wisconsin-Madison talking about how they would "do" Angelina to impress the frat boys==not cool.
HEY Anon 2:45 - if we were in the closet, we would NOT be talking about it, STUPID.
I love my husband but I love me some women, too.
good for you, crazy cajun. good for you.
I am a straight girl and an Angelina fan. I find the dichotomy of batshit crazy dark sided vampire/humanitarian do gooder infinitley interesting. And she is tre sexy to boot.
Anon 3:17 - I know, it's very good....you should try it sometime.
Are you the same Anon that said we were in the closet yet we are so openly, ironically, talking about it?
F.Y.I. most chicks at UWMadison have gone bi at least once at a frat party. There ain't shit else to do up there except root for the Packers.
I know, they have a reputation. And I've never been anywhere near Madison, Wisconson.
I am not bi, lezzie or a man but I am confident enough in myself to be able to say someone is beautiful when they are. Whether it be man or woman. I think Angelina is amazing. I havent cared a whole lot for a lot of her movie roles but she has definately made a name for herself.
I think she is beautiful, tattoos and all. And I dont think she got them to make anyone happy but herself. As most people who get tattoos do. So it doesnt really matter what any of us think of them.
Her body, her money, her life.
She looks creepy! Like she's looking up from a coffin...
Her body, her money, her life.
mary Jo | 02.08.06 - 3:36 pm | #
and someone else's man
I saw pics and a short film of him working on Angie’s tattoo and she was on the verge of tears. Someone asked her if she was in pain and she said: “a little...” with her eyes all red and moist.
anaKonda | 02.08.06 - 2:27 pm | #
If she thinks that was painful wait until she tries spitting out that demon seed in 5 months. And it won't be her eyes that are all red and moist.
Looks like she has on a thong, not nude.
Bathwater looks dirty, just like she is a dirty ho! Go away...
Gwyneth Paltrow - not anymore
hmmmm - that's a pretty sheer thong
Its like a beautiful piece of art with ink splotches all over it. My problem is she is such a homewrecker..first Laura Dern then Aniston....I just don't respect her because she does not respect other women.
She gorgeous. I love her. I'm a straight female, but I'd go bi for her.
And I just think it's hilarious how everyone calls her the homewrecker, as if Brad didn't have anything to do with it. She's not a homewrecker. If you blame anyone, you gotta blame Brad.
Mary jo-- pick your pipe back up and light it-- you still have some left. Ohh lucky you.
Angelina does strike me as one of those chicks who doesn't have any female friends. Maybe she doesn't respect women, but it was up to BillyBob and Brad to have enough respect for their own women not to be with Angie in the first place.
So all you who rag on her think you would look better with all those tattoos? She's the only person in this world who can get away with all that she does and still be totally mistifying... Think of the pain she endured to get those tattoos. Most of us are too chicken to do something like that.
not digging the tats, although mangie is working the hypnotic exotic.
plague. thanks for the shout out to asia. noone's buying it, but that was sweet. 
mkb, I bet you learned Laura Dern's name only after you went insane with jealousy that she can have everything she wants and still have millions of people going va-va-voom after her and that includes a lot of celebrities. Quit acting like you give two shits about Laura Dern. We know it's only Aniston's boring ass you adore.
I AM A MARRIED WOMAN IN LATE 20S WITH KIDS.BUT WHEN I SEE ANGIE I JUST FEEL LIKE WANT TO GET FUCKED BY HER. DOES THAT MAKE ME A LESBO?
Her bathwater looks dirty.
she looks hot
hearts - maybe they tinted the water to compliment her eyes 
Ladyn20 - do you live in Madison?
Anon..I didn't say I gave two shits about anyone...it was just a personal observation. Why, exactly, the personal attack......
And for the others ....you are 100% right..the men were total pussy whipped asses...
Billy Bob,
At least she has experience with pain.
I think he face looks beautiful - but that tat on her lower back is way too much... does anyone know what it's of?
buttercup, you are so damn funny.
(did I mention you're also totally fine? Uh oh, think I'm getting the lesbo itch myself!! AAAAAAACKKK!)
I think this site turns people. I never thought about going bi until I started reading comments from Mouse, and Daya and MizRo and Putas and Crazy and ...well you get the idea. This shit is addictive and I have a problem.
Crazy!
Some of you MF’s need to get of that dirty bitch's Dick...you are all so freaking pathetic the way you all are defending her like you know her personally.
Fuck her...in my opinion she is just another overpaid, media hungry, average looking Hollywood actress, who just happens to have a history of being a home wrecker...and a freak! So fucking what…
All this arguing over a bitch who could probably care less about any of us is just fucking ridiculous and before you stalkers start with me...this is my opinion about this hoe ok...an opinion which I have a right to make!
I think its the gravatars.
Or perhaps the vodka I sneak from my desk drawer?
And going Bi for her...come on people please...you guys sound so dam stupid...she's so dirty...
CoCo:
you're an angry bitch. Hot.
Jess 3:18, I'm with you! Angie is a fucked-up enigma wrapped in a puzzle inside a mystery... and she's a gorgeous altruist. Weird.
CoCo - IMO - you don't "go" bi, you "are" bi so, if that makes the decision for them, then they haven't really accepted the fact that they are bi.
And, let the bitches argue, shit.
HOT!
Cajun: I'm way late on this but WHOA!! I thought going to strip clubs with my hubby was hot but the fact that you're bi is H-O-T-T-E-R!!!
Nee - where have you been today, girl? And, I'm not the only one around here who has admitted my bisexuality. As a matter of fact, if Putas and I can round up Angelina, we gonna do some spanking....naughty, naughty, naughty.
My husband has been wanting me to go to a strip club with him and we just haven't had the opportunity (ie babysitter) but I'm all for that. Did you enjoy it?
Those tattoo aren't just ugly for no reason people. Those scripts are meant to ward off all kinds of danger away from your body. In ancient time, people get that sort of tattoo before they go to war because they believe that it makes their skin unbreakable by swords and such. Well, it's funny Angie bought that, but then again she was a little psycho back. She got them done in Thailand and I am from Thailand so that's all I have to say.
I guess now it seems like I care... oh well, I couldn't give a rat ass so whatever.
Cajun: I've been is meeting all day--I'm having serious withdrawal symptoms from not being on D*listed all day!!! And YES--I enjoy going with the hubby! At first the girls are kinda scared to get their shit off in front of your man because they think you might be a psycho bitch or something and just punch them in the face but once you get one hundred one dollar bills in your hand--it's ALL good. I've never had a lap dance or anything like that--we just make sure we have more money than anyone else so they'll stay on our side of the stage. Shit, by the time we've watched that shit for a couple of hours--it's time to go home and fuck each other's brains out!!! VERY HOT!! Do you think I'm secretly bi or weird because I like to watch other women grind their shit in front of my husband?
Nee - No, I don't think your weird cause you enjoy that. There are straight women out there that can handle that. Most women would flip if their man just went into a strip club much less letting em' shake their ass in front of them. I will say this, though....I was soooooooo anti-bi my entire life yet, I was always curious about it. I realized later in life (about 5-10 years ago) that I am bi and I do like women and the reason I was not admitting it to myself was that I was born and raised catholic.....eeeeeekkkkkkkk. Anyway, a passionate man (my hubby) and a fine ass girl (our babysitter) called me on it one day and let's just say, I wouldn't want my parents to know (they'd freak), but I am more open to admitting it.
Cajun...that is SO hot...when you say they called you on it--exactly what does that mean? cause I'm thinking threesome here... I have to get the kids from the sitter and I have a client meeting tonight but DAYUM I will be logging on later and I hope you're on here!!! If not--I definitely want to continue this shit-DAYUM--that is SO hot!!! BTW-do the girls get totally nekkid in your city? Cause they do here and THAT is better than just some jiggling boobies...
Damn Crazy, I need a cold shower now.
Nee - I won't be here in about an hour - I'll be leaving for the day but I'd love to continue the hot conversation with you tomorrow.
Have a good night!
PK-
People can't handle the truth.
As usual.
The pic isn't all that bad to me, I just think she would look better if she didn't have that big tat towards the bottom of her back.
damn she really is a knockout!
***cornhole***
A cadaver in a tub of embalming fluid. That's what I see.
I love me some Angelina, but I don't much care for so much "body art". I'd still hit it though.
I do not give a fuck what people say.. I would totally go BI for Angie anytime cause She is an extreme hot bitch..
Oh, just pose like Demi already, Angelina, and get out of the news.
How long has this damn photoshoot been going on?
It tells you right on the picture. It was an outtake from her photo shoot for Vanity Fair last year. This was taken Feb 2005. I think she looks great
Funny how most of the people drooling over her are women.
Guys are creeped out by her. They can tell she's no good as a girlfriend or wife. Not a real partner you could see building a life with.
Too self-absorbed, crazy and unhinged with a saint/whore complex to boot.
She will end up alone and knows it.
Uh oh, are you guys slutting it up in here without me? For shame! Well you know I don't think Angie's hot--however I will join your strip club discussion. I love going to GOOD strip clubs and having dudes buy me lap dances. I get to touch the girls, they don't! LOL
Miss Jolie is one of the most beautiful women around, you want it or not.
I have to admit though: that bath look so creepy... it's something that has sprang out from a medieval-time machine, when people used to shower once a year (you can even notice fleas floating around the water) and the same water has probabily been used to murder innocent nannies during the cold war in URSS.
I like the picture. better than some chick just trying to be "pretty'" how many of those have we see already? beauty is in the eye of the beholder. but how can anyone deny that she is a gorgeous woman. she is!
Her body, her money, her life.
mary Jo | 02.08.06 - 3:36 pm | #
and someone else's man
Gwyneth Paltrow | 02.08.06 - 3:44 pm | #
Yeah..right. If the world was that black and white it would be perfect. You seriously think that Brad Pitt doesnt have control over himself?
Please...he left Jennifer...Angelina didnt TAKE him.
Sinners
Adulterers
Fornicators
They shall taste The Fire
Mary jo-- pick your pipe back up and light it-- you still have some left. Ohh lucky you.
HooBoy | 02.08.06 - 3:56 pm | #
what...you jealous?
All of you knows that I could make a thousand statements right now, and it doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter.
I've just grown up too much to be hurt by what people's opinion of my life is.
People will say what they want to say, and it's okay. And my life will go on, and I need to focus on my life. So, do I need to defend that I’m a decent woman? I sure hope I don't. I know I am.
Damn she looks hot. Is she pregnant in this picture?
She looks fantastic and her tattoos are excellent, none of your micky mouse / playboy bunny shit every one else.
Did she pee in the bath water????
Nice butt cheeks.....
Damn that girl has some hot wide-ass shoulders....so sexy.
Too bad her body looks like an "Etch-a-Sketch Board". They look like prison tatooos.
She needs a touch more of laser removal I'd say.
Her face is very beautiful. I just hope that her heart truly matches it.
The lower back tat is scary. As far as going bi, some people have a sex appeal that goes across gender lines. I think she's one of them.
She's hot. Though i hate the weirdly coloured water.
That asscrack does it for me.
its a good concept for a pic, but other than the sexy ass-crack, i don't think it translates well...love angie, just don't know what the fuck is goin on in her head half the time...
hopefully the pregnancy will help her gain some weight cuz she's waaayyy too skinny...
and more power to angie drivin' straight girls (like me) bi!!
They had to use exzessive photoshop to cover up her vulcanic pizzaface.
Even the colour of her eyes is faked.
She is lovely.
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