Gravatar oh my god...wouldn't even recognize her!


Gravatar she looks bad


Gravatar Now that's fucking rough.


Gravatar OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!


Gravatar WTF!


Gravatar WOWZERS


Gravatar WTF happened to her? She looks bloated too. Maybe she's preggers.


Gravatar That's what happens when you're over 40 and anorexic.

I wonder what it'll take for Richie, Hohan, et al to be made aware of this.


Gravatar Wow...she looks really rough and bloated. I'd like to see if she gained any weight in general. Harrison Ford sure doesn't go for the superficial beauties.


Gravatar This pic is fake, right? It has to be.


Gravatar Is that REALLY what happens re: anorexia? Shite!!!

I thought she became an alcoholic like Harrison.


Gravatar I think drinking old jiz makes you old, it happened to me. I swear. My advice to young heifers, don't drink old jiz.


Gravatar SHE'S REAL.


Gravatar How old is she? Dang, she looks rough.


Gravatar Looks like Rachel Dratch.


Gravatar 22 years YOUNGER than her man


Gravatar I thought this was Tonya Harding for a second.


Gravatar I thought this was Tracey Ullman... and I like Tracey Ullman...


Gravatar she looks rough because she hasn't been botoxed like most of hollywood....


Gravatar You know she's totally blowing gas out her o-ring in this picture. That face just screams "WOW THAT ONE BURNED MY ASSHOLE GOOD!"


Gravatar are you sure thats even her?


Gravatar She looks like a supermodel!


Gravatar Uh, clearly she is NOT anorexic here.


Gravatar I love Tracy Ullman, scout - she'd be an awesome HSOTD!

Plague! I say Harding interviewed the other day: girl looks like a really rough truckdriver!


Gravatar Of course that's what happens (re: anorexia), if you're malnourished for that long, you end up looking haggard. If Nicole Richie looks 40 now, what will she look like when she turns 40? Most homeless people look decades older than they really are, because of malnutrition or alcoholism or both.


Gravatar Anon 1:16 you have no clue what you are talking about.


Gravatar OMG! she looks like an ass that had been spanked for like....40 years. yuk!


Gravatar I am representing her in her lawsuit against the Sun for publishing her ugly mug. It should win me a lot of moolah.(I hope.)


Gravatar Princess, you are so back. Thank God.

Um.......Michael darling, we need to talk about drinking jizz? What you think has kept Mousie so young-looking?


Gravatar Are those fake eyebrows pasted on over real ones?


Gravatar Old jizz!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA You kill me MK!!


Gravatar Now that's just damn scary!


Gravatar Hedda Nussbaum...


Gravatar Man this skankbot imposter has a lot of material...


Gravatar She looks like a damn elf!


Gravatar "WOW THAT ONE BURNED MY ASSHOLE GOOD!"

"Uh, clearly she is NOT anorexic here."

You guys CRACK MY SHIT UP TODAY!!!


Gravatar There is NO reason for a rich celebrity to look that jacked up! No reason!


Gravatar rabbit, just because she looks bloated? stfu, idiot.


Gravatar That shit has got to be photoshopped or fake! That's awful!!! I don't even look that bad laying around the house! (But I'm the girl who won't go to the mailbox unless I have my lipstick on!)


Gravatar holy fuck...are you sure that's her??


Gravatar oh my! what happened to my ally mcbeal?
it's true that couples start to look like each other after being together for many years


Gravatar otoh, she IS 40 !! and this is what REAL 40 yr olds look like..it's Nicole kidman and halle berry who are unnaturally ageless looking.


Gravatar Thats what someone starts too look like after getting shots of jizz in the eye from Indiana Jones for the last 5 years


Gravatar Harrison Ford's not looking so hot these days either... they're both bloated.


Gravatar I am seriously not sure that's her! And there's something weird going on with her eyebrows...


Gravatar All I've gotta say is....


GODDAMN!!


Gravatar Bloated? That's a stretch. If she was anorexic she would have to swallow 10 gallons of salt to be so "bloated". It's called WEIGHT and AGING.


Gravatar 40 does NOT have to look like that! Sheesh... There is something wrong with her, whether alcoholism, anorexia, bulimia, thyroid, something...

Harrison is straight up alky.


Gravatar I am over 40 (ugghhh) and I don't look that bad when I have been sick in bed and haven't washed my hair for a week!

Bloated.


Gravatar on the plus side, it looks like she has finally put a little weight on that anorexic ass of hers.


Gravatar Hearts: me too, girl (thank the Universe)... I seriously think she's ill.


Gravatar She looks like a creature from The Lord of the Rings. LOL


Gravatar Wait, what is that she's mumbling, "My Precioussssssss...".


Gravatar Kels, that's funny that we thought that at the same time


Gravatar WOW he has totally upped her self esteem way way waaaaaaaaaay too much if she thinks shes able to leave the house without makeup. She kinda looks like a sheephead (oily fatty fish that swim in lakes) really damn ugly.


Gravatar that has to be photshopped! i just don't believe it...


Gravatar she looks like that character on sat. night live with the hand growing out of her head...gross, i need a bath!


Gravatar Wow! She looks like she died, and was resurrected.


Gravatar healthy 40 does not look like that, malnourished 40 looks like that.


Gravatar Hi Hearts and Naughty!

Mouse be too young to see dis shit.


Gravatar she went to high school near me.. stars without makeup awful!


Gravatar She looks like Gary Oldman in Dracula.


Gravatar that cannot be calista!!!


Gravatar okay, why does she have 4 eyebrows ?


Gravatar AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WTF???? OMG!!!!!


Gravatar Serious? I can understand the no makeup. Does she look like she's put on some weight?


Gravatar NO WAY! That is NOT Calista Flockhart. No. I refuse to believe that it is her. This is pure BS. Next you'll post a picture of a donkey and say Jessica Simpson got work done...come to think of it...


Gravatar Koko...I KNOW you did not put Nicole Kidman in the same category as Halle Berry?!?!?! Come ON--Halle had some work done on the nose but other than that that bitch is NATURALLY FIERCE...Nicole, on the other hand, looks like she read Michael Jackson's little heard of book, "Plastic Surgery for Dummies"...Her nose looks like a fucking elf's shit...


Gravatar DAMN!...Yup that covers it...DAMN!!


Gravatar Harrison Ford should do his part as an American, and give her a facial once in a while. I heard that that shit reverses aging.


Gravatar OMG that cannot be her?! Seriously I don't think it's her. I just saw her on tv not long ago with Harrison Ford and she looked great. Her face was much thinner.

This is crazy. I don't think it's her!


Gravatar It's her alright. Nasty...


Gravatar Her face looks like she has had work done,like a face lift


Gravatar Like the jowls


Gravatar Ew. She's starting to give Kiki Dunst a run for her money.

And I don't mean the hot stripper Kiki Dunst either.


Gravatar Did she get a nose job?


Gravatar No make-up and very harsh lighting (note the shadows under her chin). Buy that woman mascara and tinted moisturizer, stat!


Gravatar this is just disgusting, she is ugly to the core. STAY HOME!!!!!!!!!


Gravatar Genevieve, she got that nosejob ages ago, way before Ally McBulimia. I don't know about a facelift, though. She sure looks like she needs one!


Gravatar I see her around Santa Monica, occasionally. She's got absolutely nothin' on the milfs on Montana Avenue. AND she's seriously paranoid. No one's bothering her (or even noticing) and she's freaking out AS IF....

Usually she has a big slouchy bucket hat on with those bug sunglasses - glad to see they caught her in the headlights... she probably won't come out again for another 5 years.


Gravatar Whuuuuuh? No way. That's not Calista. No way. That can't be her. Seriously. It cant be. That's Alice Krige (the mother) from Stephen King's 'Sleepwalkers'.


Gravatar I just saw her the other day...there is no way that could be her unless she gained like 10 lbs in her face in a week


Gravatar WOW!!!!!!


Gravatar Thats not her. I saw some footage of her and her hubby attending some event a couple days ago. And she didnt look like that.


Gravatar GOD HAVE MERCY


Gravatar For some reason, she looks like someone so familiar...

...Wendy Peppers.

=O


Gravatar don't tell me she hasn't botoxed. look how smoth her forehead is!
no crows feet either.
but that nose is sooo ugly. did she really pay for that?
she's just ugly cuz her eyebrows are fucked up (five o'clock shadow, pluse the fake ones haven't completely washed off yet)
and without makeup women, expecially blond and fair complected women, have pale thin straight lashes, (men have much prettier eyes than women w/o makeup).
damn her eyelids are drooping, and her lips are nasty, and her whole mouth is aging.


Gravatar That is not just normal aging. Being a celebrity aside, most average 40 year old women's faces do not look like that! If it isn't her it's her bloated sister or it's her photoshopped.


Gravatar Lordy Lordy look who's 75...


Gravatar What in the HELL?


Gravatar Just some permanent makeup.


Gravatar She's out of the spotlight now and is letting herself go to hell with her gobblin' of foodstuffs..fatter face, want to see the rest of her bod???


Gravatar People, she looks like any other 40 something woman at the grocery store on a Tuesday afternoon. It's all in the makeup and lighting, come on, you know that!


Gravatar It's her alright. I saw her in Vegas shopping a few years back and she didn't look so hot even then without any makeup on. She's got really bad skin. She's not looking well these days.


Gravatar what the fuck happened to alley? that can't be her...if it is, she must have an illness or a disese or something really wrong with her...i hope its not deadly...


Gravatar "There is NO reason for a rich celebrity to look that jacked up! No reason!
gossipfan"

So what is Angelina the Punctured Pussy Holina's excuse?


Gravatar Come on, stars look like everybody
else, without their make up.


Gravatar Hmm, poetic justice for the husband stealer. That's satisfying.


Gravatar I agree that most 40 year old women do not look like that. She looks like her skin is totally loose from the bone, WTF? Is this what anorexia does to you?


Gravatar She really does like like most 40-something woman do, when they go out without make up. But I guess having to slaap with a much older doesn't make you happier or prettier. Think of other women who have married man who could be their (grand)father like Heather Mills. She is getting fuglier every day, too!
It serves them right for marrying for money!


Gravatar Okay, you men, this is what a lot of these women you see in magazines or on the tube that you all go gaga for look like without the aid of makeup people, stylist, hairdresser, good lights, airbrushing etc. Someone should put up a photo of Jenna Jameson or any of the porn stars without make up,etc. She has gained some weight. Some women gain it in their face and some don't . If she drinks as much Harrison supposedly does then that too contributes to that early morning bloat. Give her a break for getting out of the Hollywood skinny image threadmill and being normal. And people wonder why Nicole and LL and models are anorexic? Because bony faces and bodies take better pictures


Gravatar YIKES....and harrison is looking rough too


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