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SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
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02.10.06 - 1:30 pm | #
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Ok, when is this bitch gonna shut the fuck up. She likes London better because she doesn't have to fold up her stroller? What a fucking idiot. If she hates America so much she should stop taking American money via American movies.
Skankbot (fo real) |
02.10.06 - 1:30 pm | #
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FYI: Pram = stroller
Skankbot (fo real) |
02.10.06 - 1:31 pm | #
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There are no words to express the utter disgust and contempt I have for this bitch.
Someone should do us a favor and bitch-slap this arrogant cow!
MizRo |
02.10.06 - 1:32 pm | #
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She really needs to just shut the fuck up.
RaBBiT |
02.10.06 - 1:32 pm | #
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Why doesn't she just become a British Citizen?
I love the Brits too, but the UK is far from Utopia.

gossipfan |
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02.10.06 - 1:33 pm | #
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because america's a slut and everyone can make money there doing the stupidest shit (paris hilton anyone? and she's just doing the same as everyone else.
p.s - england rules
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02.10.06 - 1:33 pm | #
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I think she should be stripped of her American citizenship and be forced to live in that cess pool for the rest of her miserable fucking pale-ass days.
Fuck yourself you scumbag!
PS- You don't deserve Apple you cunt.
Kats |
02.10.06 - 1:33 pm | #
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I tried to like her. Even her "I'm about to have a mental breakdown" face. She's an idiot.
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02.10.06 - 1:34 pm | #
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I happen to like England...but they certainly don't "rule." Without America they're nothing. And further their food is horrid and everything is extremely overpriced. Worse than NYC...shockingly...
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02.10.06 - 1:34 pm | #
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Maybe Primrose is like that, but wtf... I'd like to see this cunt walk through the slums of Liverpool, and then talk about how "civilized" Brits are.
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02.10.06 - 1:35 pm | #
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lol AMEN anon. I work with two Northern Englanders and they'll tell anyone who'll listen how rowdy and uncivilized they are!
Sarah. |
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02.10.06 - 1:36 pm | #
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shut up gwyneth!!! if you like london so much do us a favor, stay there and never come back!!!!
vanina |
02.10.06 - 1:37 pm | #
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Did she have that dress designed after a painting in Buckingham Palace after taking a tour like all us "retarded" Americans love to do?
hellokitty |
02.10.06 - 1:37 pm | #
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SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
StoneyBaloney | 02.10.06 - 1:30 pm | #
Thank you we could have left it with just that one statement and everything would have been said that needed to be. I can't stand that stuck up bitch. I hate Americans that put down their own country..
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02.10.06 - 1:37 pm | #
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MizRo - I will buy both of us tickets to London and we will hunt her down and slap the shit out of her.
Of course the UK is great. But shit, bitch, have some respect for US.
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02.10.06 - 1:37 pm | #
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my parents are british and they hardly act like their shit doesn't stink. i hate paltrow and will never ever buy purchase a movie ticket, makeup, or cd that i thought would put money into her pocket. big fucking deal she lives in london...
mkb |
02.10.06 - 1:37 pm | #
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Right on Skankbot and Susan. You don't like it, get the fuck out!!!
NoAnjl |
02.10.06 - 1:38 pm | #
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aye that shit is true though, london is a sweet city and america is populated with the offspring of billy bob and his 3 eyed one legged sister. lets be real.
but she is a pretentious asshole.
ashley |
02.10.06 - 1:38 pm | #
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I only really started hating her when she kept saying Antany Hopkins on the Golden Globes. Someone really needs to tell this chic how stupid she sounds and every one in America shoud boycott her dumb ass movies.
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02.10.06 - 1:38 pm | #
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Ashley, london is full of arabs. Have you even been there? I wouldn't call that a "sweet city."
Bitchnasty |
02.10.06 - 1:39 pm | #
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Yes it's not like they have riots after soccer matches or anything over there in England.
I also like that lovely english gentelman who killed his wife and kid before heading back to his civilized country. 
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02.10.06 - 1:40 pm | #
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stoney i second that !!! what a fricken ass bitch.... and by the way i was just reading at the website thegossipist.com that she also said she doesn't wanna make any big hollywood movies.... lmao yea right like anyone really wants her ass to...
Bored as all Fricken HeLL |
02.10.06 - 1:40 pm | #
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oh yea..and when did the country you were born in contribute to your actual IQ level...I must be fucking brilliant and never knew it...stupid idiot.
mkb |
02.10.06 - 1:40 pm | #
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Randy, or Jack the Ripper. It was quite kind of that chap to rip out women's intestines.
Bitchnasty |
02.10.06 - 1:41 pm | #
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k - don't like her, but i do find it hard to believe she actually said that - anyone have the interview link?
second, anon 1:38, anthony hopkins is welsh, so his name is pronounced antony.....
cluessy |
02.10.06 - 1:42 pm | #
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MK - do you get some perverse kind of pleasure out of posting these quotes and watching the shit hit the fan in the comments? People get soooo riled up. I almost look forward to them 
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02.10.06 - 1:43 pm | #
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Jovee, I would just like to point out that you have JORDAN! Yes, we are all ashamed of Paris Hilton, but come on! POSH! JORDAN! Hello!
StoneyBaloney |
02.10.06 - 1:43 pm | #
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Cluessy, well his "friends" call him Tony...so perhaps she should have just gone that route instead of sounding pretentious and fake.
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02.10.06 - 1:43 pm | #
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yes i have been there and you are a perfect example of what im talking about by downgrading a city based on its population of arabs. way to go trash.
ashley |
02.10.06 - 1:43 pm | #
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Fishsticks is a CUNT!
The bitch isn't even remotely attractive. She may have some acting skilles; that's all she has going for her.
She looks like she has some fucking vitamin deficiency. She needs some big time makeup to make her look a little more healthy.
Must be all that weird-ass so-called "healthy" diet she eats that's making her so god damned stupid and ugly.
She doesn't deserve a cute baby like Apple.
And I heard a while back that Chris Martin (is that her hubby's name?) gets some man-on-man action on the side. Did anyone else hear that?
erin |
02.10.06 - 1:44 pm | #
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Stoney, VERY good point. Paris has NOTHING on Jordan.
Skankbot (fo real) |
02.10.06 - 1:44 pm | #
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i hate gwyneth too and her hubby's band sucked at the grammys. U2 wannabes!
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02.10.06 - 1:44 pm | #
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Warren: I will take you up on your generous offer. Merci, mon ami.
Every country has its "wonderful" and "not-so-wonderful"... I KNOW she finds the AMERICAN DOLLAR wonderful.
MizRo |
02.10.06 - 1:44 pm | #
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I don't believe these quotes! Where are these from mk? You're just making this shit up!!
Fat Girl Jessica |
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02.10.06 - 1:44 pm | #
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Yep, London is even "prettier" because Binga lives there...
BingaBongo |
02.10.06 - 1:44 pm | #
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she has such a bias view on London. When i lived there, it was on the east end....not what she's used to. I LOVE london but i think its pretty ballsy of her to pass such judgement. dumb witch
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02.10.06 - 1:44 pm | #
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HAHAHA Randy's Doc!
NoAnjl |
02.10.06 - 1:44 pm | #
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"I also like that lovely english gentelman who killed his wife and kid before heading back to his civilized country."
That happened right near where I live!! What a sicko. The guy, not you.
Uh, Gwen? Kindly never speak again. Nobody asked for your vapid affirmations and the British don't need your endorsement, you self-important hag.
kikichanelconspiracy |
02.10.06 - 1:44 pm | #
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good point skankbot
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02.10.06 - 1:44 pm | #
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Trashley, in case you haven't watched the news lately, Arabs are fucking fanatical nuts that would slice you open in two seconds if they could. So keep on keeping on.
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02.10.06 - 1:45 pm | #
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So, today the UK is better than the US, Gwynnie? Just a few weeks ago, the UK was a filthy sty. Thanks for clarifying your pompous, bullshit opinion for favorite country of the week!
And, I second the anon. comment about N. England slums. (I'd love to throw that bitch into one or the east end of London for that matter)and watch her freak out. You know that bitch never leaves the poshest parts of London and the countryside!
I hate this bitch and her boring husband!
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02.10.06 - 1:45 pm | #
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Anthony Hopkins just said in an interview on Fox News that he had no idea why gwyneth pronounced his name like that and its actually anthony. sorry cluessy
mkb |
02.10.06 - 1:45 pm | #
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Why is this bitch still talking?! America has it flaws and the UK is awesome at times, but civilized? Ha, tell that to their so-called soccer fans and the slums of Brixton, let's not forget the bombings-- Please I had I bday party last may and it was my two London-bred buddies that started a brawl and headbutted my neighbor!
I think this cunt is suffering from delusions, are we sure she isn't smoking opium?
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02.10.06 - 1:45 pm | #
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"Ashley, london is full of arabs. Have you even been there? I wouldn't call that a "sweet city."
Bitchnasty, please elaborate.
MonkeyMe |
02.10.06 - 1:46 pm | #
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Oh, and, by the way, you're American. Americans say, "stroller", NOT "pram", bitch.
NIC |
02.10.06 - 1:46 pm | #
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Whether your British or American (or Canadian like me) one thing we can all agree on is that Fishticks is a stupid cow who should keep her useless opinions to herself and her overrated husband. One minute she loves the UK, one minute she hates it, this bitch will do anything to get her name in the papers. And I love how whenever she is interviewed they mention how "private" she is...she has the media fooled.
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02.10.06 - 1:48 pm | #
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Oh fuck me blind. The Brits can have her stoopid ass. She tried to be all British and called Anthony Hopkins "Antony". He corrected her ass on that shit really quick. Fucking asshole moron.
Wow. Seriously walking it off......
Mouse |
02.10.06 - 1:48 pm | #
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trashley hahahah great comeback. and nothing like a racist prick to prove a great point.
they dont slice you open in 2 seconds unless you say or do something stupid. which im assuming you probably have.
and why the fuck else would i say something unless ive been there. dont mistake me for some ignorant mouthy bitch because i know what im talking about. but if you have a problem with arabs please direct your attention where it belongs.
ashley |
02.10.06 - 1:48 pm | #
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Why do any of you care?? Oh that's right. No lives of your own to think about. It's an opinion anyone else might have. Agree or disagree, that's life. I really wish MK would get over this paltrow thing. This site used to be way more interesting, and now it's all paltrow said this and that, and Oprah did this and that. Then all the lemmings follow with the Outraged!!! comments. I can't believe she said the whether in england sucks! How dare she!!!
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02.10.06 - 1:48 pm | #
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Somebody put a big yankee cock in her mouth once and for all!
Dayanara |
02.10.06 - 1:48 pm | #
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Good, if she thinks London is all that, then stay the hell over there...I like London, too, but if she is just going to hate on America and Americans, she probably wouldn't want to sully herself with American dollars.
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02.10.06 - 1:48 pm | #
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I'm sure someone has made this comment already and I've made it on other sites when I've seen this quote.
Gwyneth: YOU, like it or not, are AMERICAN. you are calling yourself and your whole family uncivilized. With a 'z.' Not a fucking 's.' Also, British colloquialisms are for British people...not for Americans who feign British accents. You and Madonna should be fused together...because you're all the same. Just like I don't enjoy seeing Madge in leotards, I don't enjoy seeing you naked outside of your pool. Yes, I don't have to look...but you also don't have to take your clothes off. EVER.
eeeks.com |
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mkb - really? that's even worse, then, because 99% of brits will pronounce it antony, so that means she was just trying to show off how "british" she was without even checking......
cluessy |
02.10.06 - 1:50 pm | #
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Ugh. I like Gwynnie but she is making it hard.
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She knows she's only using her expensive "pram" because Ellen gave it to her as a gift and she never used it and Ellen got on her ass (of course) about not using it.
Apple in a pram... sounds like a dessert
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02.10.06 - 1:50 pm | #
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Pram?
Since when did twat-face become British?
THEY'RE CALLED STROLLERS, YOU MORON.
Princess Sophia |
02.10.06 - 1:52 pm | #
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a rich, pampered "actress" expressing herself. do you suppose it occurs to her that her experience of England/London might be a bit off kilter?
Lots of places are charming and civilized when one has money to spread around. There are asskissers everywhere...including intelligent England.
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02.10.06 - 1:55 pm | #
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I don't have the energy today to rag on this bitch. I really want to though. Maybe later.
pats |
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02.10.06 - 1:55 pm | #
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I just think its realllllly annoying when celebrities bite the hands that feed them. Pay me millions for endorsements, movies, etc., but then I will treat my public like they are imbeciles. Its insulting.
mkb |
02.10.06 - 1:55 pm | #
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Ant Honey Hopkins. Ant honey Hopkins. Thanks for clearing that up beyatch!
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02.10.06 - 1:55 pm | #
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Every country has its monsters, I can't stand people trying to be somebody they are not.
Lulu |
02.10.06 - 1:56 pm | #
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OMG is that what happens when you hang around Madonna? You move there and marry a pasty white guy?
Risky |
02.10.06 - 1:56 pm | #
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LMAO! Great one Dayanara
Lulu |
02.10.06 - 1:59 pm | #
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how is it being pretentious and fake for pronouncing the man's name correctly? just asking- not trying to be a smart ass or anything. 
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02.10.06 - 1:59 pm | #
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but she didn't pronounce it correctly..thats what so funny. no offense 
mkb |
02.10.06 - 2:00 pm | #
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This bitch a stupid fucking retard and anything she has to say is just pointless.
Don't you remember her comment about all black people being criminals and that's why she went to the UK, because there were fewer blacks? I nearly died when I heard that but everything she has said since has been just as stupid or worse, so I'm used to it.
Fishsticks, you just go ahead and spout your endless verbal diarrhea, pretending to be happy, while your hubby takes it up the asshole by a big angry black Englishman.
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I guess I'm going to be a contributor to her pocketbook because I love her husbands band and I refuse to give up Coldplay--regardless of what comes out of Gwyneth's mouth!
buddhabutt |
02.10.06 - 2:01 pm | #
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no offense take. 
buddhabutt |
02.10.06 - 2:02 pm | #
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what a stupid, stupid cunt.
Lora |
02.10.06 - 2:07 pm | #
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What the fuck is so cool about being British anyways? I guess when you have an ugly kid and an ugly husband, you'd pretty much reach out and grab onto anything to validate your stupidity.
And yeah, yeah, I know I called a kid ugly, but IT IS!
Princess Sophia |
02.10.06 - 2:07 pm | #
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her husband is an awesome performer..i agree. i LOVED her in Emma and then it all went down hill..
mkb |
02.10.06 - 2:07 pm | #
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I have a question. What does Fishsticks stand for?
Alicina |
02.10.06 - 2:07 pm | #
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I don't hear her complaining about the American money she takes while living in pram-land!
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02.10.06 - 2:10 pm | #
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you are all tools
katie |
02.10.06 - 2:11 pm | #
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I wish there were a way for us to get a petition together and have homeland security/immigration never let her back in this country ever again! I cringe every time this fucking bitch opens her mouth. (Maybe she'll choke on a crumpet!)
jennifer |
02.10.06 - 2:12 pm | #
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cluelessy...i saw the interview and he was directly asked about it and he said that it was anthony and not sure why she came up with antony. he was very much a gentleman. he was promoting his new movie.....
mkb |
02.10.06 - 2:12 pm | #
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I love London as well as many other parts of the world but I also love NYC and feel loyal to the US. I used to like Gwyneth but I now agree she is just a pain in the ass fishstick who needs to experience reality, not just her 20 block super posh life in London. She is riduculous. The most pathetic part is how she just lives it up when she is here and then spits on the States when she is back there. Maybe she is just schizo. Yeah, that is the answer.
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02.10.06 - 2:12 pm | #
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She got it all from her equally affected, oh so precious "mum". She comes off the same way in interviews.
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02.10.06 - 2:14 pm | #
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Oh my GOD, she irritates the living sh*t out of me..
pop fantastic |
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02.10.06 - 2:15 pm | #
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Lemure, apologies for the behaviour of your English visitors; we're not all like that! I'm British, live in London and have lived in San Francisco, one of the most beautiful cities on earth. Have always disliked GP and even more so now. Who on earth rags on their home country? The country you were born in, raised in and made you the person that you are today? I think this is a snobbery thing. There is this idea amongst certain Americans that England is oh-so- sophisticated and that living here turns them into cultured Europeans that can look down on the hicks back home. What utter bollocks! Britain has the highest incidence of teen pregnancy in Europe and a serious coke and binge drinking epidemic on its hands! I know that Primrose Hill is very beautiful, as is Chelsea where I am lucky enough to live. However, GP only needs to take herself to the council estates( projects) in East London, most of Northern England and Glasgow to see how a LOT of Brits live. And it's not at all pretty. Oh BTW Gwyneth ever heard of Chav's? You know those poor looking people you ignore on a daily basis? Next!!
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02.10.06 - 2:15 pm | #
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her parents use to be really wild...totally into drugs and the heavy party scene with spielberg back in the 70s...not exactly so prim and proper.
mkb |
02.10.06 - 2:16 pm | #
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Princess Sophia rocks!
NoAnjl |
02.10.06 - 2:17 pm | #
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I'm just not getting how putting a stroller in the back of a cab constitutes being more intelligent or civilized...WTF??
Nee |
02.10.06 - 2:19 pm | #
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nobody gives a fuck where she lives so why doesn't she just shut-up about it already! i hate that chris martin is with her~i love coldplay!
stace |
02.10.06 - 2:20 pm | #
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mkb, ew, thanks for clearing that up. how stupid of her.
cluessy |
02.10.06 - 2:20 pm | #
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NoAnjl - you rock too, baby, YEAH!
I honestly wonder what British people think of the Madonna's and the Gwyneth's who grew up on the east coast of America, and now stroll about with their pinkies in the air and a fake accent?
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02.10.06 - 2:22 pm | #
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Somebody should shut that douche bag up for good. I have always hated her. Perhaps fat Harvey Weinstein's cock would work - last time she put it in her mouth, she ended up with an Oscar.
Trent |
02.10.06 - 2:23 pm | #
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why is this bimbette allowed to speak at all?... we all know that she is just bi-coastal US grade A trash who has worn out her welcome in her own country... and i'd pay cash money to see her lift her own "pram" into a cab... suck it poser...
jjc |
02.10.06 - 2:24 pm | #
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Thanks for loving my town Gwyneth,now fuck off to Israel,Iraq,Canada anywhere but here you skinny sperm snaffler!!
howzat |
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im sure the brits aren't too happy about asses like madonna and gwyn walking around pretending to be british. she's such an ass.
oh, and note to gwyn, don't wear white!!
muffin |
02.10.06 - 2:25 pm | #
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shes trying to dress like the queeny of England or some shit. I hate bitches with silver spoons in their mouth like her. MAN do I hope that sickly looking hubby of her cheats on her ass. The only reason WE ALL KNOW he married her is bc he knocked her up by accident. Some of the most heinous looking people AND crimes take place there hunny....its just so nice and great and pretty bc shes in the stuck up rich bitch section!!!!!!
ellaoy |
02.10.06 - 2:26 pm | #
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She and that smelly looking idiot Chris Martin deserve each other.
I can just imagine the arrogant group they hang out with!
In America she hung out wiht Brad Pitt, and he realized just how stupid she is and dumped her ass.
she and stupid Madonna shoudl be stripped of their citizenship, and not be allowed entry into the country.
Enjoy life in London as a poor person! One of the worst cities in the world to live without money, together with Hong Kong and Tokyo!
Kanye West |
02.10.06 - 2:27 pm | #
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Please adopt me!!!!!!!
Apple Martin |
02.10.06 - 2:29 pm | #
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josh/brody..that was very eloquent. honestly. I for one am VERY proud of being raised in america. America needs to keep itself propped up because no one else out there is going to do it..in no one has noticed the rest of the WORLD hates us.
mkb |
02.10.06 - 2:29 pm | #
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howzat - we don't want that nasty tuna-snatch in Canada. She can stay in your country, thanks very much!
Princess Sophia |
02.10.06 - 2:29 pm | #
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Yo Gwynny, take yourself w/your saggy ass flapjacks and get the fuck out.
NoAnjl |
02.10.06 - 2:30 pm | #
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no matter how snooty she gets, just remember...
HER DADDY DIED!!!
ionca |
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02.10.06 - 2:31 pm | #
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Stupid slag. If the UK is so sophisticated why did the Spice Girls came from there? Why was their number one song that Crazy Frog rington bullshit? Benny Hill? Joan Rivers has a talk show there? The Mirror?
Somebody needs to take the chip off Gwyneth's shoulder and shove it so far up her skinny ass she'll be brushing her teeth with it?
jaegerbomber |
02.10.06 - 2:32 pm | #
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apple martin...LMAO...
mkb |
02.10.06 - 2:32 pm | #
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OH MY GOD.
This chick just gets under my skin.
Shut the fuck up already, Gwynnie.
You emaciated cunt, weren't you the one who was going off after 9/11 about how much you LOVED NYC and would never leave, since the city NEEDED you????
Schyeah...we need some messed up piece of poon dragging her raggedy, split-end ridden hair around town. That's what we NEED.
CUNTY MCCUNTERSON BEEEEEAAATCCCH!!!!
Steve-O |
02.10.06 - 2:34 pm | #
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She should just be banished to Iran.
jennifer |
02.10.06 - 2:35 pm | #
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buddhabutt, obviously you're too young to remember that before her other pretentious jackass husband, there was a great great British band who was everything Coldplay is today, sound-like and a lot more. Yes, I'm talking about Radiohead.
Ice queen is sputtering her idiotic remarks again? I am neither American or British but I have a major problem with anyone dissing their own country. Period.Plus, any person who make stupid generalizions like that is plain dumb imo.
anonilicous |
02.10.06 - 2:35 pm | #
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oh wow.
I lived in France for a while, and loved it--and talk about it all the time to the annoyance of my friends.
But I would NEVER, ever diss my own country. Not to a Frenchman, not to an American. That's bad.
pageant gal |
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02.10.06 - 2:35 pm | #
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If you doubt the British are more intelligent I have one word: Jordan. She's written 2 books, whereas Pam Anderson wrote just one. There is your proof the British are smarter!
Also, Posh has written a book when she's never read one. Oh wait, so has Fantasia, so that evens out. But still, Brits 2 x US 1.
I'm just kidding, in case anyone takes this seriously.
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02.10.06 - 2:36 pm | #
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Ionca, sorry, but everyone has lost a loved one and I am sorry about her Dad, but that doesn't make it right for her to be CONSTANTLY PUTTING DOWN AMERICA especially after becoming rich here!!!
NoAnjl |
02.10.06 - 2:36 pm | #
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and is it my imagination , or does she never stand up straight. she always looks hunched over.
muffin |
02.10.06 - 2:36 pm | #
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As much as people love to hate her, she's right. (And no I'm not British, but even I can see how many stupid Americans we have)These comments are from some of our best and brightest!
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02.10.06 - 2:40 pm | #
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No Canada! not here.
Dayanara |
02.10.06 - 2:40 pm | #
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It wasn't the cancer and the pneumonia that killed me. I wanted to die so I didn't have to hear what shit you would spew for your 30th birthday party!
Gwenyth's Dad |
02.10.06 - 2:40 pm | #
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Yes colonization was such a good idea wasn't it?
Lanai |
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There are stupid people everywhere. Go visit another country, ignore the accents and leave the big towns and you will see that stupidity reigns throughout the world.
A fancy accent and using gay words to describe normal things (Pram, Lift, Flat etc.) and talking slow and sing songy don't make you smart!
Been around the World |
02.10.06 - 2:42 pm | #
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"It sounded so sweet and it conjured such a lovely picture for me - you know, apples are so sweet and they're wholesome and it's biblical - and I just thought it sounded so lovely and…clean! And I just thought, 'Perfect!'"
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That's what she told Oprah! This woman should be banned fom speaking!
Been around the World |
02.10.06 - 2:44 pm | #
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She should get her nasty-assed colon cleaned out with a fucking garden hose. No wait, that might damage her brain some more.
juice |
02.10.06 - 2:47 pm | #
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Jan you are fucking hilarious!
Don't forget Lucy Pinder and Jodie Marsh, cause they are STUNNERS! And obviously so much more intelligent and classy than any of us 'regular schmo's from shitty old North America'
I hope someone throws a used tampon at her face next time she comes to New York.
Princess Sophia |
02.10.06 - 2:48 pm | #
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fishsticks is the white skinny version of star jones.
FUCKING CUNT
i want to stick a pram up her lemon puckered fake british asshole.
i love when you post her quotes MK!
chickswithdicks |
02.10.06 - 2:49 pm | #
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Daya, we will happily ship her ass to Toronto!
Mouse |
02.10.06 - 2:49 pm | #
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While I was jogging last summer, my tampon actually fell out of me and out the leg of my shorts. I hoped no one saw. That was so shocking.
cringe |
02.10.06 - 2:50 pm | #
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actually, i read an article about anthony hopkins and his name is "anthony" according to him, not ANT-ony, like fishsticks said.
she's a stupid, spoiled bitch who can't act worth shit.
Anonymous |
02.10.06 - 2:50 pm | #
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PLUS with theway she talks about us why the hell do we keep interviewing her! She should stay over there and make movies if we suck so much.
ellaoy |
02.10.06 - 2:50 pm | #
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Does anybody know where I can get some really good-quality child porn?
Vinny |
02.10.06 - 2:51 pm | #
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Cringe, honey, sorry to say, but your tampon shouldn't be falling outta your hole unless something's seriously wrong.....
Princess Sophia |
02.10.06 - 2:52 pm | #
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I always felt so bad when Posh (Victoria Beckham) was going through those health scares with her youngest son. It should be Fishsticks going through that. No one deserves it more.
redman |
02.10.06 - 2:52 pm | #
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I know she got an oscar for a film I certainly never watched. I think I saw some film where she boned a skeleton who is now married ot a snobby welsh necrophiliac, but I can't remember what this college dropout is known for.
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02.10.06 - 2:53 pm | #
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ant-tony what a dumb cunt. she acts like shes never heard anyone say his name before...dont worry hunny you dont have to say his name wrong for us to think youre,"special"....looks like she stole that dress from apple lol
ellaoy |
02.10.06 - 2:55 pm | #
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pretentious bitch.
TQ |
02.10.06 - 2:56 pm | #
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"Vinny | 02.10.06 - 2:51 pm | # "
No, but I know a butcher friend of mine who would cut your dick and balls from the root very good, Pig!
Dayanara |
02.10.06 - 2:57 pm | #
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I hope Osama gets her ugly ass... go make some more ugly ass apples bitch..
Anonymous |
02.10.06 - 2:57 pm | #
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Mouse: NO thanks, I don't want her near here, she will be in danger, I would totally stuff Vinny's cock in her mouth for good.
Dayanara |
02.10.06 - 2:58 pm | #
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Hey Vinny! Daya and I are coming to get your ass! We just need to follow the slime trail. You sick fuck.
Mouse |
02.10.06 - 2:59 pm | #
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I HATE THIS BITCH AND SHE IS UGLY-LOOKS AND ACTIONS, ESPECIALLY MOUTH.
LADEDA |
02.10.06 - 2:59 pm | #
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Good God!! Yes, there are dumb Americans and there are dumb people in every country you go to. There is never a need to insult your own country, or anybody else's for that matter. That being said, Gwen, you are officially on the top of my people who need to shut the hell up list.
Papagena |
02.10.06 - 2:59 pm | #
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Daya, I would stuff Vinny's body into a sock and feed it to my BF's boa!
Mouse |
02.10.06 - 3:00 pm | #
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Vinny, I know you must be kidding (not fucking funny at all)cause no one could ever believe a fucking sick bastard would ever have the balls to come here and say that and if you're not, go fuck yourself.
NoAnjl |
02.10.06 - 3:00 pm | #
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Mouse - the Boa wouldn't even want him!
NoAnjl |
02.10.06 - 3:03 pm | #
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That sounds great mouse!! you need to stuff that boa up his ass first tho.
Dayanara |
02.10.06 - 3:03 pm | #
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What a son of a bitch!! I can take fucking haters and even sick racists! but this??!! fuck, I swear if I read something like that again on here, I won't be coming again! makes me mad and sick!
Dayanara |
02.10.06 - 3:05 pm | #
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FUCK YOU Paltrow
john r |
02.10.06 - 3:08 pm | #
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Jan: I choked on my quesadilla I was laughing so hard at what you said! LOL!
Sarah: I understand why people hate Gwynnie but I seriously doubt she said that about black people. From what I have read, her parents are/were pretty decent people. Bruce Paltrow was a humanitarian and I am sure he taught his daughter better than that. Maybe I am wrong but I don't think she said something that racist.
When Gwyneth first came upon the scene she wasn't like this. I remember reading all sorts of articles about her and I guess she was a bit of a rebel in her little prep school she went to. She didn't get that great of grades and was embarrassed that her father was famous etc. She seemed pretty down to earth and humble. I guess what I am suggesting is that maybe her dad's death changed her. My dad died and I went off the deep end for about 2 years. Either that or Christ Martin is a bad influence on her. I don't know much about him but I am just throwing that out there.
Kellie |
02.10.06 - 3:08 pm | #
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I might as well use british phrases to describe her(m name) because I am reading some quote where she refers to the films she does for money as "Shite" There is no fucking "e" in that word if you are american.
I hope Brad and Ben both fucked you in the ARSE!
Slapper! |
02.10.06 - 3:10 pm | #
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Kellie,
she didn't get good grade because she has an IQ of under 50.
sometimes grades are what they were meant to be, a sign of how smart someone is, and she ain't!
Slapper! |
02.10.06 - 3:12 pm | #
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I think it is very simple.
Let us all simply nod our heads in agreement that we know her comment is completely silly.
To say that one country has more intelligence is a than another only shows how silly and moronic she truly is...
being rich and famous doesn't change a person, it simply exposes who that person truly is
GP...just a pretty face
k. |
02.10.06 - 3:12 pm | #
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NoAnjl and Daya.....ladies, relax. School is out, we know how hot and morally high-road we are........ignore it. I just had a cup of jizz, so you take one too and we'll all be fine. Hee hee. Thanks for the props, tho. Oh and NoAnjl, if you a guy, sorry for calling your ass a lady. Just habit. 
Mouse |
02.10.06 - 3:14 pm | #
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"Intelligent and civilsed"? Please bitch push on and don't even think about having your next kid here in the U.S.
ivy777 |
02.10.06 - 3:16 pm | #
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What do you expect coming from a person who never had to work a day in her life. She will move back....they always do.
RICK JAMES FROM THE GRAVE |
02.10.06 - 3:19 pm | #
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She is only saying that shit, because she never step foot in the poorer parts of London.
P.S. Can somebody please sew her mouth shut.
April |
02.10.06 - 3:25 pm | #
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...Don't you remember her comment about all black people being criminals and that's why she went to the UK, because there were fewer blacks?..
^^Whoa Sarah.. when did she say this? Please elaborate.
honeypeach |
Homepage |
02.10.06 - 3:26 pm | #
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I mean it, please adopt me and give me a real name before I have to go to kindergarten and get the shit kicked out of me for oh so many reasons!
Please!!!!
Apple Martin |
02.10.06 - 3:27 pm | #
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nobody gives a shit about gwyneth paltrow. nobody gives a shit about her boring, fugly ass or her boring husband's deline in writing good music since they started dating.
that emaciated bitch needs to shut her piehole because not only is what she saying ireelevant and stupid, she is not intelligent enough to be making such comments..oh yeah, didn't she say some bad shit about the brits before she met her husband? she said she'd never date them because of some petty reason
? |
02.10.06 - 3:28 pm | #
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And there are tonnes of black people in London, just none in Primrose or Chelsea. But I never heard where mommy said that?
you know she makes me eat only uncooked food - please someone give me normal pablum!!!!
Apple Martin |
02.10.06 - 3:29 pm | #
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To borrow words from my dear Hohan, "Gwyneth is a BLOODY CUNT!"
Jae |
02.10.06 - 3:30 pm | #
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Probably their yellow teeth, but daddy has those too, and if I continue going to british dentists I will too!
Please adopt me and take me to the states!!!!!
Apple Martin |
02.10.06 - 3:30 pm | #
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I love london and I know europeans - hell, most of the rest of the world - is more intelligent than americans, but still... SHUT YOUR COCK HOLSTER YOU DUMB CUNT!
Alosha |
02.10.06 - 3:35 pm | #
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Sorry Apple Martin, but your ass is too ugly for me to adopt. Looks like its another macrobiotic baby-food night for you again!
Princess Sophia |
02.10.06 - 3:37 pm | #
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Sorry Apple--your name is, um, Apple--I can't have a kid with a name that stupid...
Nee |
02.10.06 - 3:59 pm | #
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josh/brody-no need to apologize for them, they are my friends and did apologize for themselves.
She's just talking out of her ass to justify her existence. No one gives a shit about her and she knows it, so she spews this crap to get press.
lemure |
02.10.06 - 4:03 pm | #
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DITTO WHAT STONEY BALONEY SAID.
prettykitty |
Homepage |
02.10.06 - 4:10 pm | #
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She is a fucking pretentious bitch.
Runway Diva Bitch |
02.10.06 - 4:28 pm | #
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Who knows? Maybe they are more civilized. Theres soo much freaking road rage and people walk around all angry in chicago-maybe it's more relaxed over there.
lena |
02.10.06 - 4:47 pm | #
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I don't know why she makes these stupid comments. I hate to admit it but I do think she's a great actress! I loved her in Royal Tenenbaums, Sliding Doors, that one movie where she was pregnant and Jessica Lange was her mother in law and tried to kill her! (sorry I don't remember the name)
Anyway, I wish she would just keep her mouth shut but keep making movies 
Jenn |
02.10.06 - 4:50 pm | #
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She hates bush and hates people for voting him to office because her precious kerry didn't win (she use to date his son)...so therefore she slams america all the time.
mkb |
02.10.06 - 4:51 pm | #
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I don't have anything against her or anything, but what's all the fuc*in hoo haa around her? I can't read a blog without seeing how she's quoted. What's up with that?
Cat |
02.10.06 - 4:54 pm | #
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perfectly said,Gossipfan
Tushkin |
02.10.06 - 4:58 pm | #
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Whatever. Anyone stupid enough to talk with that ridiculous 'mockney' accent (yes, I'm talking to you Vadge!) deserves nothing but contempt. I just can't take her seriously. I think it was Liam Gallagher (Oasis) who called her and Chris Martin a pair of 'nobhead students.' Hahahaha
posh slice |
02.10.06 - 5:09 pm | #
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Um, what she said makes no sense.
What do parks, restaurants and large cabs have to with a people being more intelligent or civilised?
I live in London and like it very much, but I wouldn't say Brits are more intelligent than Americans. In my opinion, the proportion of stupid people to smart people here is the same as everywhere else on earth: many many stoopid people, and a few smart ones. Ha ha ha.
brent |
02.10.06 - 5:12 pm | #
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what a stupid bitch,didnt a couple weeks/months ago she was bashing Britain, i bet she dosent remember it
(i guess in her mind if she dosent remember it,it didnt happen)
isnt she preggers, did she have "kiwi-mango" already.
she is one of the ugliest actress out there, the ONLY reason she is famous is because of her parents & "godfather" spielberg
Julia |
02.10.06 - 5:17 pm | #
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PLEASE go to brit with your fug family and shut the f*ck up already.....GO!!!
Maria |
02.10.06 - 5:23 pm | #
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HAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAAA
But I so don't believe it.
Genevieve |
Homepage |
02.10.06 - 5:27 pm | #
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Jan - Pamela did write 2 books.
Genevieve |
Homepage |
02.10.06 - 5:28 pm | #
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Ugh. That tedious sack of shit. Let her resign her U.S. citizenship if she hates it here so much.
communicatrix |
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02.10.06 - 5:35 pm | #
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She sounds like a philosophy major that spent a semester abroad. Pffft bitch didn't even go to college
Anonymous |
02.10.06 - 6:18 pm | #
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Gwynnie is a stupid idiot, all cities have there good and bad parts.
Another Gwen quote: "She says 'Mummy' instead of 'Mommy', I don't mind that. I will if she starts saying 'basil' and 'pasta' the English way, as that really drives me nuts."
Um, this bitch is stupid. Of course if she's raised in England she's gonna have an english accent!
PS: Hey BitchNasty, yeah you are a nasty, a nasty racist.
Stephanie C |
02.10.06 - 6:39 pm | #
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I'm sorry but can someone please tell me why she is called "fishsticks"?
anonymous |
02.10.06 - 6:56 pm | #
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she reminds me of dayanara's vagina, orange and gooey!
shellfish |
02.10.06 - 7:10 pm | #
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GWEN BRAT CITY....ooooo sooo cunty...London is fabulous, having lived there, however, she sounds so "common" insisting to "sound bite" sell it like this...all the time. Tired, darling. The tour board lining this bitches pockets?
jro |
02.10.06 - 7:10 pm | #
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"and in the UK you can be really uncomfortable in your own skin, speak with a fake accent and have tea".
Bono |
02.10.06 - 7:35 pm | #
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You know Gwyneth, even though i also you might like Brits alot, it's not really nice to insult the country that made you famous.
& i'm not American.
Fug. |
02.10.06 - 9:45 pm | #
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Dear Madonna and Gwynneth,
PLEASE STAY OUT OF THE U.S.A. You both are pompous biotches and need a serious reality check. Buh-Bye. 
thepaxilisnothelping |
02.10.06 - 10:38 pm | #
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Well at least some other American Celebrities who slam our homeland, she actually did move to another country. At least she has a little more integrity than the ones who complain how horrible it is here and stay here and continue to complain.
Ar |
02.10.06 - 11:02 pm | #
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She called Anthony, Antony-so why don't we call her Gwenette? She'd LOVE that.
Aly |
02.11.06 - 12:18 am | #
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I think the proportion of smart and stupid people is the same in most countries. america has a lot more people and consequently, more dummies. my bf is in amsterdam, and during the summer, big groups of american and "civilised" british boys come to smoke up and bang hookers. the british also have a big problem with young people binge drinking. I guess if youre defining intelligence based on "pram" storage capabilities though, the brits have got that.
Kat... |
02.11.06 - 12:50 am | #
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Is that pram in the cab comment supposed to be an example of Britain's intelligence and civility, or are these just non-sequiturs all strung together?
veggie girl |
02.11.06 - 1:21 am | #
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Mmm quesadilla... [/end Homer]
Princess Sophia I also forgot Kate Moss, Meg whatever (the slut married to one of the Oasis dumbasses), David Beckham, Jude Law, Sienna Miller, Patsy Kensit, and last but not least, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson or whatever the hell you spell her last name. Cause she was Paris Hilton before Paris Hilton. Geniuses, all of them, and much smarter than anyone from the US.
Jan |
02.11.06 - 6:50 am | #
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I can't believe I'm so slow....I just realized that kid's going to be called "Apple Martini" until she hangs herself in despair.
The husband's such a nonentity - I forgot his last name was Martin... and I just thought APPLE was enough of a gaff....
Apple Martini.... hooohooohooohaaahaaahaaa
wickedbored |
02.11.06 - 11:52 am | #
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The Europe population is declining, and the muslim immigrants are taking over, I guess geography taught me something.
Anonymous |
02.11.06 - 12:33 pm | #
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SHES RIGHT JUST LOOK AT THIS BOARDAND YOU CAN SEE WHY
Anonymous |
02.11.06 - 2:01 pm | #
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you like it so much bitch!!! stay there!!!! never come back!!!!! and keep that apple over there too. make sure she does not become a horrible actress like yourself!!! go fuck that nasty "rockstar" of yours...
regreta |
02.11.06 - 2:55 pm | #
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This stupid bitch needs to shut up. But, while I'm here, to those above who felt it necessary to bitch on England, the English, London etc. just because Fishsticks cant keep her trap shut, why do you think it's acceptable to slag off a country (that you've probably never even visited!) just cos some whinging film star says something that annoys you?
I live in England, and sure, it's no candy mountain, but it IS a pretty city, with more history in it's capital city than all of the USA put together, so show some respect!

Ros Bif |
02.11.06 - 3:54 pm | #
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When I say city, i mean country! God, I'm worse than Fishsticks.
Ros Bif |
02.11.06 - 3:55 pm | #
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She must be speaking of Jordan.
hotterthanyou |
02.11.06 - 5:17 pm | #
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She says she hates America- she really hates herself...and i'm SOOO sure she folds her own pram and not her PA (give me a break!)
PLUS Apple is a fuggly baby- and I know all babies are "beautiful"- but some more than others sadly for Apple's case...
I hope Jordan smothers her with her amazings baps and shuts the bitch up already!
The Mag Hag |
02.11.06 - 7:40 pm | #
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Anon 6:56 pm,I think she's called Fishsticks because she's cold as a fish, flat, and skinny. I think Ted Casablanca from E!(The Awful Truth column) started calling her that; atleast that's the first place I've heard it.
Libressa |
02.11.06 - 10:06 pm | #
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She is an idiot.......but I love that dress!
These "stars" need to remeber their roots, and where they came from. They also need to remember that the "little people" (us) pay for their vapid, ridiculous lifestyles.
It makes me sick for somebody like Gweneth to flap her skinny lips about the atrocities of America compared to the "Motherland" of England.
Get real Gwennie and Vadge.....shut up already.....go stuff some crumpetts and tea down your cakeholes.
Minnie Mouse |
02.11.06 - 11:26 pm | #
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well. she's right.
BUSH got a second term.
pocket |
02.11.06 - 11:54 pm | #
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well
katiescarlett |
02.12.06 - 12:40 am | #
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Of Course London is pretty and better than LA,we know that!!LA is a festering dump,London rule's!!!
howzat |
02.12.06 - 4:39 am | #
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trust me, I'm English and WE DONT WANT HER WHINY ASS HERE. PLEASE take that skanky bitch back with her shitty fake english acting accents and nasal voice and dronings about weather and british men...maybe they're just not that into you
nymphonommie |
02.12.06 - 7:01 am | #
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she needs to stay her boring superior ass in england if americans are such animals...at least i didn't name my kid apple
letinstar |
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