Barbie is as real as real gets, bitches.
Sales are down because of Bratz dolls....Get a clue Mattel!
I think Barbie should date GI Joe.
that ken is totally gay!!!! that's why i bought my daughter a max steel instead of that stupid ken...
My Barbie DID date GI Joe! 
Anon--You're right. Though I can't imagine how because those Bratz dolls are ugly as shit. The whole lot of them look like the skankiest alien beings ever. Furthermore, all the Bratz boys look gay and as of the last time I looked have packaging that says (I shit you not) that they are the only boy dolls with "a passion for fashion". Maybe bringing back Ken will increase sales so those poor Bratz have a straight dude to fuck.
i loved the barbie camper!!!
You want to talk about setting the wrong example for girls. At least Barbie only had big boobs. Bratz have even more unrealistic proportions, bobble heads, collagen lips, and whore clothes. They all look like Nicole Richie
Barbie's been banging GI Joe on the side for years!
Yeah!!! i bet my daughter's barbies are having a blast with max steel!!!!
WTF does he have a Ken in his ass? His smile scares me.
Some pilates, hair implants, some botox, some manscaping, a boob job... Ken's a new man!
I cannot look at that man, his eyes, turn downward...I'm scared.
I saw this guy and all the New Kens this morning on the news... He talks about them like they are real!
Yep, all my Barbies dated GI Joe too.
HOly shit! psychos always play with dolls!
And you thought we didn't care about Barbie, Michael K! She's the sexiest bitch ever!
Actually I just think Ken is Bi.
Barbie doesn't have time for a man! She's got the convertible, the airplane, the mansion, the clothes, the friends... who needs someone who's desperately trying that hard?
You guys call Madonna old, but my god Barbie is like 70. The cow had more botox than Cher, Joan Rivers and Nicole Kidman together. I'll take the Bratz dolls any day, they are totaly HOT.
I seriously want this job! Can you imagine coming up with this shit? But then again, I can sleep at night knowing I'm not plotting the reunion of two DOLLS! Real important work, Mattel.
I heard this girl on the radio this morning (102.7 with Ryan Seacrest) talking about how her dad used to work for Mattel, in the areas where they made prototypes of Barbie and Ken. Supposedly, Mattel intended for Ken to be Barbie's brother. Barbie had a boyfriend, but it wasn't Ken. They actually have a model of what Barbie's bf was going to be like but when people took Ken like her bf, Mattel just left it like that.
I guess I am going to have to repeat the rules again since people are not very smart. No mouse or comments about cheetoz and vaginas. NO talking about lawyers and law students and garbage we don't care about.
anonymous | 02.10.06 - 1:01 pm | #
Mouse, this is what i was talking about- this morning some anon had this in some of the posts they were setting rules for us and numbering them... i didn't understand the thing about no mouse comments
I think all our Barbies shagged G.I.Joe He was such a manly man.
i figured i'd put this in here because it'll get too buried in the other one...
anyways i'm doin a late lunch....
bbs........
notice where his fingers are on the dolls.... hmmmm
These dolls are a little more real than most of the people in Hollywood actually. Come to think of it Nicole Kidman had that waxy plastic look the other night at the Grammy's.
Oh my gawd, all this time Barbie has been banging her brother???
Everybody fucked G.I.Joe. I heard he and Batman were caught fucking in the "Butt Hole", a gay club in Gotham City.
Rabies, I maintain that the skankiest alien ever (in a really hot way) is Angelina, and not the Bratz dolls.
But yeah, they totally look like Nicole Richie.
Oh my gawd, all this time Barbie has been banging her brother???
pricolatino | 02.10.06 - 2:22 pm | #
OMG she's Angelina Jolie.
I bought my niece a Suzy doll. They are less creepy than Barbie, does anybody remember them? They have like a proportional face (I always thought Barbie was a pin head), a waist that is twice the size of Barbie's, and normal size tits.
that was a good one youri!!!!
leave angie out of this...but that ken totally looks like brad lately, he is one hot mess!!!!!!!!!
Ken has been shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch, apparently...
HOLY SHIT. I have never seen those pics of Big Gay Al with braids. That is fucking amazing.
Somehow, the pics made me think that Star was playing Stella and B.G.A. was playing the Jamaican dude she falls in love with. You KNOW they love that role-playing shit. I don't see how Star could get turned on knowing she's fucking B.G.A. and vice versa.
Barbie has a publicist?? This is strange.
He looks like Bill Paxton from that movie True Lies. He scares me a bit.
he looks like he lets Clay Aiken fuck him without a rubber.
He he he! Dude, I think you're on to something. This is a new one.
Urban Dictionary, here I come!
He is the biggest jerk the earth ever saw...phillip bloch that is. Got into a tiff with him at a cafe.
whose wig is worse- Phillip's of dark haired KEN ?
We all know Ken's a briefcase toting yuppie who hates commitment. He'll never change. Barbie and him will be on the outs before 2006 is out.
WHAT is up with those sculpted eyebrows, that HAIR? This is ridiculous. Why didn't they just create a new gay doll and leave Ken the hell alone?
I'm waiting for him to come out of the closet.
o.k. so the brilliant folks at mattel have decided that fagging Ken out will be the hot selling ticket....
Bloch looks like he's trying to sell used cars.
does ken really wonder why barbie left him?
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