im horny
"How much wood does a woodchuck chuck"...
I saw a pic of her, and everyone insisted that her teeth were photoshoped to appear larger than they are....after seeing multiple pics of her with those things, she needs to fire her dentist, now!
pippy long toothing
OMG Hil can you come over and help me out with this bottle? I can't open it!
Her teeth look like press-on finger nails
she was soo much hotter before
"Sweetie, can you open up this can of tuna for me? You're a dear..."
hahahaha! I LOVED her spin on the new teeth, too. She was all "I busted my teeth and had to get new ones" instead of "I wanted to look like every other drone in Hollywood and got veneers"
I just realized it looks like she's plumped her lips up a bit, makes the top one do that "sneer" thing.
My dentist just DIES everytime he sees one of these!
I feel sorry for her boyfriend - ouch! Oh yeah, it's Joel from that shitty band..no, I don't feel sorry for him.
Does she look like bugs bunny on purporse? OMG! those are big huge cock cutters!
Uh who the fuck is she???
Her teeth are so freakin' huge!
MK, you are so bad 
Haha...I just want to feed those sugar cubes to her horse mouth...or maybe a carrot...
MK, she's endorsing gum ice cubes and it's a cube and she eats it. It's soo funny.
wheres my nail file...
huge Bugs Bunny teeth!!
Why did she fuck her face up like she did???? She used to look decent, now she looks like Mrs.Ed... eewww
OMG you guys are cracking me the fuck up with your comments, I'm friggin crying!!! Between the long toothing and the fingernails and the tuna.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and you too, MizRo!!!!
Whoa Sugarfoot!
damn! I'll this again...If I had a cock I would't let those dangerous things anywhere near it!
*I'll say this again.
those things really are way too big, in all seriousness. she looks ridiculous!
I wonder if Joel puts a saddle on her back and a bit in her mouth when he rides her...
I think I can see some left-over semen stings in between her central and lateral incisors.
Does jizz stain teeth? Hil, baby, you need some whitestrips
Get the police,somebody whitewashed Stonehenge!!
Working half-day today. I'm outie. Good weekend to all
"What's Up Doc"
It is like a weird genetic mutation, a cross between a horse and Kylie Minogue. It does not look like Hilary Duff at all.
Bye KC!
Goddamn piano keys...
princess you are so fuckin funny girl!
I want the rocks she's got in her ears!!
Well Jess, all you have to do is go back to your teen years, spread that shit for a grown man, chip your teeth on some crystal meth rocks, get giant, cheap veneers and VOILA!
You have yourself a nice pair of earrings
hi guys! how is the afternoon going??supermarkets are nuts we are supposed to get a big storm tomorrow
I don't think they're that bad!
Hey Katie - I, myself, am sitting here crying w/laughter - check out some of these entries girl! I know about supermarkets, I went this morning to get it over with!
I have been reading and laughing
Wow-wow-wow.
What happened to this girl? She used to be so damn cute on Lizzy McGuire.
Why doesn't she have them downsized. I know they are Veeners and all but can't they shorten the lenth a little??
omg she looks so much like a horse in this pic, it's not even funny.
well yeah, it is...
how old is this girl? isn't she just in her 20s? but damn, she looks freaking older with all the alteration she's made to her face. neigh!!!!!!
lordoftheorcs..I think she turned 18 last year
Hey Katie...we're having a storm too! Everyone here is freaking out because we never get snow and we're excited! But of course that means everyone and their twin nieces are stocking up at the Kroger!
it's so sad, she used to have one of the sweetest smiles ever.
can't she file them down at least.
Eva longoria has similar teeth- always bugs me
it's so sad, she used to have one of the sweetest smiles ever.
can't she file them down at least.
Eva longoria has similar teeth- always bugs me
Why is she famous? She's less talented than Paris Hilton and that's saying a lot.
"Hello?"
"Yes, we've finally traced the call. It's coming from INSIDE YOUR MOUTH!"
"AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
HAHAHAHA Prico
LOL pricolatino! hahaha
And then Joel Madden pops out of her gullet "HAAAAAAY! Wha'd I miss?"
In case of falling rocks, duck and cover in Duff's mouth.
KellKell, she is just 18? she's fugly!
Hey Hil, your mom called. She wants her tampons back.
funny comments you guys!
bitter much?
oh my
speaking of F'ed up teeth you must check out Diana Ross on Concrete Loop.
Shit, Joel Madden must be a eunuch by now, has anyone detected a higher pitch? I don't like shitty music so I can't tell.
YOU HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS MICHAEL K- HAHAHA
MK...never stop, you just keep getting better & better, while your competetion is turning to shit!
LOL @ pricolatino!!!
Hilarious!
But seriously, can they shorten them once they are in? I can't figure out why someone with good teeth would file them down to nubbins just to through
those things on them. Veneer looks shitty on furniture and it looks shitty on teeth too!
holy shit they're huge!! I knew she got veneers a long time ago, but I have never seen a more obvious picture of them. wow.
I wonder if she had to learn to speak right again, sort of like when you have a retainer?
If she would just gain some of that weight back, those things would look much smaller in comparison.
Forget eating watermelon through a picket fence. She IS the picket fence.
Awww... hey hey, now... she don't look so bad. Come on...
haha picket fence comment - I actually laughed at my computer screen when I read that!
chicklets anyone
she should either remove them and have a smaller ones or she can put some collagen in her lips so the damn things would look smaller!!!!
This can be fixed with a really godd nail file...
Maybe she's the real ''Toothy Tile''!
Is it true that she's been cast to play Sabretooth in X-Men 3?
Carrots and Apples...
Hey choppers, boy did you fuck up your look.
shes a horse..always has been, always will be.
They look more like "Chickletts" chewing gum.
WHO the hell is that?>?? It can't be
Hey look... it's baraka from mortal kombat! EEEEEEKKK!!!
Whoa, Wilbur, that's a filly
LOL
By the way MK, there's a typo error, it's 'dip' not 'deep'!
Mmmm, English Breakfast.
LOL @ PRICO!!!
I wish this picture would get blown up and splashed all over every tabloid in the country. Then with the inundation of shame everywhere she would turn, poor Hil would finally be forced to get the damn things filed down.
I would LOVE to see a picture of her real filed down stump teeth before they put the veneers over them. Just the thought that she was sitting in a dentist chair with a paper bib on with stump teeth at some point makes me gleeful.
Anybody else remember Jamie Foxx's scary Wanda character from In Living Color? When I saw this picture all I could hear was 'I'm gon' rock yo world'
"How much wood does a woodchuck chuck"...MizRo
Hilarious!
After reading more of these comments, I'm convinced that MK should have made this a "Caption This!" contest.
oh god, the baraka from mortal combat one is killin me...
i was more thinkin wanda too, lol
poor hilary, i don't even think this bitch talks anymore, she just whinnies
every time i see photos of her new teeth i just want to get out my electric sander and...
The bitch needs a bit to go in her horse mouth
her teeth are fine. let it go.
well whatta u expect I mean how's she gonna fit all those good charlotte balls in her mouth.. seriously, that dude who's boneing her needs to write a diary blog on humping her... her ho bag sister has the same mouth....
I think her real teeth made her look really young and she's trying to transition out of teen parts, but MY GOD her dentist should be flogged for what he's done to her.
why did she do this to herself? she and her horse face sister are pratically twins...
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