Ha! I wanna join them!
God, Penny just sucks.
The bedroom, when she was dating Tom Cruise, could have been closet case headquarters!!
I have a hard on and i'm fucking GAY. WTF is going on? These bitches are cursed.
I wonder if Peenie smears nacho cheese on Salma's bits and then pretends its a taco, all while screaming 'DIOS MIO!'
Ok, so that was a little racist, you know I fucking love you hot Latina bitches
My husband only likes to come out here and read gossip when you talk about how these 2 are lesbians. He's going to be in Heaven again today 
And then he has to question me, "Do you think it's true? Really?"... like I know
I'm sure they like to cornhole each other.
****cornholes****
But if MK says it is... then it is
Penelope is Pulling Matthew McCaughney too - lucky bitch!
I want to see that movie of these two
I'd hit them both!
Did you know I was a lesbo like crazyc?
Princess!! I'd lick Salma's "Arequipe" off her coochie and I'd share a "chorizo" with her too! all while screaming "mas duro" 
and I'm not even gay.
I'd have to think that a sex tape of these two would be a fantasy-come-true for lez-loving straight guys everywhere. They are both gorgeous!
@shell
Don't tell me you have short hair, otherwise you need to be BANNED for life.
their voices are just so annoying....does anyone agree
Would pay to see them at it. Yummy!!!!!
OMG...I would love to be the meat in the lesbo sandwich.
Why do all the lesbo's I date look like they teach a fucking gym class? God dammit.
Kats
Oh I wish I had her breasts...on me. Not like that!
Oh man Daya, I fucking LOVE chorizo.
LOL @ Youri! Too funny!
They are Spic Dykes, so they must eat each others tacos.
I feel you Kats. Agree, not too many pretty ones out there.
Cool!
Thats hottt!!!
I am straight, and I would still love to be the middle of that sandwich.
I think everyone just likes to imagine them as lesbians.
DLISTED RULES THE WHOLE INTERNET!!!!
DLISTED RULES THE WHOLE INTERNET!!!!
DLISTED RULES THE WHOLE INTERNET!!!!
Does that mean that Ed Norton and Mathhew McC are as gay as Tom Cruise?
I'm a straight girl who would join in that fun! They are sexy bitches and she's hitting it with Matthew Maconaheyhowdoyouspellit....she's lucky as shit!
Unfortunately, lesbians don't sleep with men... enjoy the fantasy.
Well, I think that assumption is kinda unfair. It's not like we have pictures of them affectionately stroking each other or kissing. The mere fact that they are best friends doesn't mean they're fucking. I have the same 2 best friends for the last 8 years and we hang out constantly...but we don't go down on each other...
It must be true, I mean, it's not like men ever grab each other's asses. Oh wait... they totally do!
Besides, if I was beside Salma Hayek, I'd grab her ass too, and I don't even like her that way.
Barbara/Ninny/Frances/Rhonda or whatever fucktard name you wanna call yourself, you're not fooling anyone, you racist piece of shit. We know who you are. Go spew your verbal diarrhea somewhere else. No one here is listening.
That's right bitch, I called you out.
skankbot,
c'mon, you toss your buddies salad, don't you?
"That's right bitch, I called you out.
honeypeach | Homepage | 02.10.06 - 3:05 pm | "
Add myself to that! and if anybody sees Vinny here, he's a fucking pig asking for child pornography on this site! I hope a rabid rat eats his cock!
Well my friends grab/smack my ass all the time (I don't return the favor) so it could be harmless. Then again, I do go down on one of my gf's from time to time, so they could be lezzing it up too.
I would definitely lick dulce de leche off Salma boobies, but I'd put out a piece of cheese to lure Penny back to the rat trap where belongs.
wow I WONDER why there is so much hate on this blog today
and honeypeach I love ya
Salad tosser, of course I would toss their salads...just never go down on them, that's disgusting.
please realize I'm joking...please...
Katie, seriously - I had my own imposter here before and all he kept saying is, "Im a lawyer" and "I went to law school. It wasn't even funny...all I'm asking is that my imposter have an ounce of wit in them...that is all.
Katie: Girl I'm sooo mad, one sick fuck called Vinny was asking for child porn here! can you believe that? now, that would make me stay away from here if I read something like that again.
lmao @ all of dayanaras wantin hoochie posts..... i never heard these two were lezzies....
Normally, I would have some dirty comment to post, but I'm feeling prude today.
I think these two are just best friends. They hang out together all the time because of that. If I was a movie star and so was my best friend and we got to be in a movie together, I'd be ecstatic. I currently work with my best friend (a gay man) and everyone thinks we're together too. I really don't care what people think about me and my friend or what they think about these two...I'm just saying...sadly, I think they're just friends. I know, it disappoints me too. I'd love to hit those two together.
Dayanara,
On a day when there are 50 members of the clan in here coming up with racial epithets I have never even heard, the child porn thing is just meant to get people riled up.
I mean why would someone go to this site looking for child porn. Gay porn maybe, but no child porn, unless maybe it is a sex tape of some child actor.
keep ignoring it!! And tell MK that... Ninny person is an asshole from way back, she uses the name Connie too..
to all the anonymouus haters here.. we know who you are and we don't care what you say about anyone.. you are the ones making fools out of yourselves
where was that Daya?
Daya - were is all the child porn rage coming from?
Go honeypeach, its yo birfday!
And what fun is it if we just think these two are 'best friends'? Come one, we all know they probably share tea and crumpets in Matty's Airstream, but its so much more fun to think of them wrestling naked in a vat of salsa
I know Calm down! I'm just stating the fact that IT'S not even funny! and that those "comments" are NOT welcome here, so they need to shut the fuck up!
Ninny and all its multiple personalities I already know!
Katie: on the fishsticks thread.
3:17 - you better shut your fucking face right now, cause joking about child porn is not fucking cool.
As for your cheap ass name? Go get ass raped by your daddy, cause we don't want your inbred shit on this blog. BYE
You must have a Phd in logic.
Child porn ain't a joking matter, but getting ass raped by your father is a nice thing to wish someone?
Please explain!
Hitting Close to Home? | 02.10.06 - 3:17 pm | #
YOu know what....SHUT THE FUCK UP!
They both remind me of that woman that Samantha dyked it out with on Sex & The City....such great episodes...I loved when the bitch broke all the dishes, "You want fireWORKS?! Ping! Pa-ping!" Hot shit...
If you really do have some fucked up shit in your past, get some therapy!
It is surprising how worked up you are getting about a totally throw away post.
If it is an issue, get help.
Oh loves, please! STOP responding! Please? I love you guys and understand totally but ignore it and it will go away!
Salma could do better.
Hey Katie: still around? Those fucks frome you know where did come! and they are fucking sicker than we thought! 
What happened to dlist? Seriously....
I'd hit it!
I am here.. trying to figure out howw to put this down in writing
I know sophia! seriously!
take your time katie.
Mouse is right.... its Friday and there is no good reason to ruin it.. lets move on !!
How's this? If this is what D has come to then I am so out. We HATE this shit.
calm down i agree that when these people post hating stuff they are trying to cause friction and anger and all kinda stuff... it sucks tho, even tho i know what they're doing it still sucks to sit behind a anon name and judge and stuff.... i think they are truly unhappy with their lives...
Last thing I'm going to say about this:
get some therapy | 02.10.06 - 3:25 pm | #:
No hun, I don't have any fucked up shit in the past, but as a Decent person I DO condem any comment about an ISSUE like Child pornography. I DO get bothered reading jokes and stupid comments about something that is a big offense against innocent children. I do have a child on my own, and I'm just stating the fact that THat kind of shit IS NOT acceptable!
It's not a point of calming down, its a point that most of us are educated and decent people, and having to scroll over shit about hanging babies, child porn and lynchings, is something that intelligent people shouldn't have to do.
I've read that they're both muffdivers, too! That Penelope had a similar arrangement like Katie Holmes.
if you saw where it is coming from, it would make you ill, trust me.. the lowest form of low there is..and I apologize to anyone who was offended by any racial comment here today.
that is a coward speaking and does not represent the majority of people here.
YEs Katie, let's move on.
let's say something funny before it's time to go home!
I know Sophia!
Why are they both on stage with 1960's hairdo's?
Crazy! that's what they do best!
"Hey Penny, weren't you dating that guy from Magnolia Sky?"
"Salma, seriously, you need to stop sniffing dried guacamole..."
omg when will people give this rumor up! I don't think they're lesbians. America is a completely different culture than others. In European cultures it's not uncommon for friends or family to hold hands while they walk together, etc..
So what she grabbed her friends ass! They've been friends forever. This rumor bores me.
Jenn: that's actually true. I'm latina, and I used to grab my friends' asses all the time. We would ask each other to feel it and tell us if it's toned or not.
bumping muffs
He he he.
And I'm sorry but here you guys go again clogging up the message boards. Just comment on the post! Ignore nonsense! The more you respond the more it's going to happen! I feel like I"m talking to children here! lol No offense but IGNORE IT.
lol @ Dyanara...I'm italian, and when I went to Italy to visit my family, it was a whole other world. I think alot of people don't understand that.
And yes it's a hot rumor, but I don't think it's true. Sorry to all the guys in here lol
Jenn: I'm 95% sure it's not true, but we like to think it's just for the fun of it! HOt and WET sex between Penny and Salma would sell like millions!!
It is called bumping donuts, not bumping muffs!
and I have been living in Europe for 10 years now, and i have yet to see the part of Europe where women grab each others asses. Spain is pretty up tight on the sex stuff.
Cya all!
Bye mouse!
How come you still can't understand either of them when they speak English? Selma has been in this country for like 15 years now and I can't understand one word she says! Most people improve over time, but not these two dimwits.
good lord... i would kill you all with a dull butterknife to be with these two at the same time.
Dios Mio. Fish Tacos esta muy sabroso. Bandidas is Brokeback Mountain 2: The one Jesus would like. Bless us everyone.
i think shes good actress and good person overall.i can't say that for her so-called "X-boyfriend tom cruise" whos a self-centered closet case,i just can't stand the guy and he's horrible actor.
To all the scumbags that keep saying racist things.
I have one phrase for you "go play in traffic".
You are pathetic excuses for human life i mean it is
2006 you'd you would of outgrown that Klansman
thinking by now.
Penelope doesn't do it for me, but Salma is fucking gorgeous. Even though I'm a straight girl, I would certainly give girls a try if I could get Salma...or Angelina. Or Salma and Angelina! Oh, my!
Hint to Straight Girls:
You can a woman is attractive and or sexy without the obligatory : "I'm straight but I would blah blah blah"
Sorry just a pet peeve
On with the show:
Penelope looks like a kitten (not the sexy kind but really an animal kind)
and
Selma is HOT but looks kind of stuffedish.
Lesbian Wetbacks.
They belong in the kitchen scrubbing the floor.
Omg.
I wanna join in and do a threesome!
I think Penelope Cruz is not attractive...someone said she looks like a duck...and both their voices drive me nuts.
Salma Hayek is always bitching about how everyone thinks she is a bombshell and so beautiful, and no one takes her seriously...then she goes out and gets implants...okay.
Hint to Straight Girls:
You can a woman is attractive and or sexy without the obligatory : "I'm straight but I would blah blah blah"
Bedstuy | 02.10.06 - 7:59 pm | #
Hint to Bedstuy: I said I was straight to emphasize the point that not only do I think Salma (and Angelina) are gorgeous, but that I find them so attractive I would actually WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EITHER ONE OF THEM.
Go suck an aids infested cock, Nancy
The only place I've seen that says they are lovers is Spanish tabloids. No one else thinks so.
Can I somehow wiggle between them? Hopefully someplace just below those four boobies.
Thank-you.
" Gorgeous, foreign, spicy, sexy Lesbians...but still dykes!"
Yeah, and you gotta problem with that?
taco-flavored kisses
...not trying to be racist
i ripped it off from south park...blame them.
wait a second, you're gonna tell me this blog is the D list, and you're from ny? SHAM. stay away from our old english D.
Wet backs wobble but they won't fall down.
Nancy and Barbara, You can call them all the derogatory remarks that you want. It speaks more about your racist, ignorant hill-billy asses than it does about them. I bet it chaps your hide that they make more money in a year than you will see in a lifetime. Go back to the trailer-parks where you came from.
Ugh. Penelope Cruz is the two cent whore version of Salma Hayek. I can't stand that woman, and truly don't understand how she got famous. She's not that good of an actress, and she looks like a ferret.
Salma, on the other hand...
I'm with GetFlix... I'd like to be in the middle somewhere. OLE`!!!
Will salma be my lesbian girlfriend??
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