Yummy in the making.
Paris needs a giant vat of Pine Sol to clean her cooch out and she can give the leftovers to Ho-Han
katie! bleach would do too!
I am so PISSED OFF about Arrested Development!!! Why didn't anyone watch it???? *crying* Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyy????????
R.I.P AD....
:-(
Why the f**k does Paris Hilton get $100000 to appear anywhere??? Does she really draw that much revenue?! God I hate this useless parasite.
Um y'sll know how much I hate Fiona, so GOOD NIGHT! Ass fucking ho
i hope nick lachey is fucking casey cobb for 2 reasons.
1.) i like the idea of jessica simpson having wagnerian vengeance rained upon her from the cosmos.
and...
2.)casey cobb needs to get jammed by someone/thing.
although, in a perfect world, instead of casey cobb, it would be ashlee.
tim.... LOL the whole Jessica, Cacee, Aslee, dad thing is something out of The Twilight Zone.. another example of no talent becoming famous for??
We all know that when Parasite gets out of that jacuzzi, the water is gonna be brown and murky with sticks and small objects in it....
I think the water is going to be GREEN and murky, gonorrhea discharge is green isn't it?
Eeeew!
No Sophia it will be yellow. she will pee in it....
I forgot...Tara Reid is a Rhodes Scholar, right?
why didn't she ask for her own personal colonic?
she needs a good fist up her rear
Katie: the pee would be green too, wouldn't it?
She's probably had multiple fists up her end at the same time. Useless, waste of space.
now come on is alba really in playboy??? i saw her on the red carpet tellin isaac mizrahi that noone will see her nana...... that's kinda disappointing if she really is in it...
well, katiescarlett, jessica refers to herself as an "entertainer"...if that helps you deduce why she's famous.
it baffles me, but apparently someone is buying into her enough that hollywood has also allowed her sister to achieve some modicum of success.
i actually find ashlee entertaining though.
"entertaining" in an "animal cruelty" kind of way.
tim, they are all so dumb... they think its cool to act like dumb shits and they make money doing it LOL
AHAHAHA Katie - she will totally pee in it!
But I guess that's what happens when you have a shit-sucking tube up your ass all the time, and no, I'm not talking about Mrs Star Jones Reynolds
Bonnnie, yes she is a Rhodes scholar after she graduated from Harvard, then after Rhodes,I believe she went to med school
the ONLY reason we know of chestica is because newlyweds... i mean seriously, she really didn't have much media talk until that...
I just saw Ashlee's video for "L-O-V-E" last night, and laughed my ass off when she started doing the robot...
then I gouged my eyes out with a carrot.
I'm surprised no one has commented about the obvious nose job Angelina had!
I was just about to say that Angie did indeed have a nose job. Yet there will be those that are so far up her ass that they will still deny it.
Angelina's nose job is old news. Finally proof those lips of hers are real!
And congrats MK! You know your blog is the hottest!
Jessica Alba won some award like "biggest sex siren" or some shit from Playboy magazine.
Seriously. Why doesn't someone suffocate Hilton. I'm not kidding. She is beyond worthless. A fucking mass murderer has more right to live than her.
In-Jessica Alba
Out-Jessica Simpson
jessica alba isnt gonna be naked in playboy, she's just on the cover. im disappointed as a female that she isnt naked. that bitch is hot. and paris hilton....there r no words for how worthless "it" is. but i bet her album goes quadruple-platinum.
crazyc-stop being so CRAZY!
No wonder Americans are considered rude and stupid overseas....stupid bitch has been to England enough times to know things are different over there,but yet this cooch needs a jacuzzi in some 200 year old building thats housing this venue,and do you think their dressing rooms are even big enough to accomodate all the Valtrex she needs to bring? Why do people bother with her stupidity?
I hope Parasite drowns in her jacuzzi.
I hope Parasite drowns Tara Reid in her jacuzzi and then slips and breaks her own neck!
I love Angelina Jolie...I'm a huge fan...but I have to admit I do think she has had a nose job. Which isn't a big deal to me because it looks good and I totally plan on getting one too eventually. Even if she wouldn't have gotten it she would still be beautiful.
Didn't Jessica Alba say she would get naked on camera if the movie was right? Or maybe if it's the right amount of money. Shit I dunno...someone refresh my memory.
Ooooh one time there was this rumor going on about me supposedly having green discharge. (Just FYI it wasn't true that's why it's a rumor lol) but I didn't think it was possible???
We all know that when Parasite gets out of that jacuzzi, the water is gonna be brown and murky with sticks and small objects in it....
Princess Sophia | 02.10.06 - 3:39 pm | #
OMG !!!!
and
and
and one last
AnaL. you are the biggest most loyal Angelina fan I've ever... uh... read!
Angelina looks like that old fart in Poltergeist.
Thanks Shell...that's a compliment right? You weren't being sarcastic were you? It's hard to tell! LOL.
Yea I love Angelina...I have a huge poster of her on my wall right in front of my bed...oh my! haha
No No I wasn't being sarcastic! It was a compliment because in every thread about her, you say the nicest things about her. You are a very loyal fan... I was just making an observation 
Yep, Holie was stank even way back when.
We all know that when Parasite gets out of that jacuzzi, the water is gonna be brown and murky with sticks and small objects in it....
Princess Sophia | 02.10.06 - 3:39 pm |
OMG that is soooooooooooooooooo funny. I swear to god some people here need to get their own show.
Aha! Finally pictures to stop all those plastic surgery rumours about Angelina!
Damn KatieScarlett, you beat me to what I wanted to say! I was gonna say Lysol, but you go girl!
Whorelina's had more than a nose job done. Do a search and you'll find out for yourself. I'll say this...she was actually cute looking when she was younger. She should have stopped before she entered the first doorway of a plastic surgeon. She looks freaky now by comparison.
Ok Brangelina worshipers...hit it!
"You are a very loyal fan..." GOOD doggy! THAT a GIRL, keep kissing as to hobags who'd run you over with their limo soon as look at your fucked up ass!
I have never been a loyal fan of anybody - even when I'm a fan, I still like a good joke at their expense. I must be a terrible person...
Yeah, 13 years old -- the year before her boyfriend moved into her house/bedroom and she started banging him right under her mother's roof. Great mom. No wonder she's turned into such a ho.
you can't say someone's had a nose job based on such a young photo. Noses change... her has gotten longer and thinned out a little, but has the same basic shape. Everyone's nose changes as they age!
^ she's still a skanky ho bag. aniston is a genuine beauty.
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