Their facial expressions look identical!
His TEETH!
What the hell happened to his teeth?!
Is this like ugly teeth day or what??
He reminds me of the old Jerry Lewis movie about the professor. I can't remember the name of the movie or the character, but he looks like him! (and no, it is NOT a good look!)
He's been to Horsillary's dentist!
I think Gary Busey could be his brother!
Is he younger or older then Tom Cruise? Very sad.
Blech!! He looks like a bloated Bucky Beaver. ACK!!
He used to be so hot. What happened. So long ago were the days of Top Gun.
Poor Val. He's past the point of no return.
screw him, i love that car. looks like a vintage camaro.
This must be the direct result of making out with Paris..his lips have retracted...like a frightened turtle.
he looks like the nerdy professor character he played in the saint.
SHELL IS TRYING TO POSE AGAIN GET A LIFE MORON
DUMB: ditto.
I 2nd that fug
Shell, skankbot, did you know I went to law school??
We don't care who went to law school!
Funny how the people so pissed off about it bring it up constantly...
Skankbot, SHHHHH!
Pass it on to shell...
He's 46!!!
WTF?
heather,
That was exactly what I thought! 
...or mabye he's going to be playing Hilary Duff's dad in some upcoming flick?
ITA with Heather & Bonnie Blue. WTF? He needs some kind of "life detox". I loved him in Real Genius all those years ago.
I can almost hear him saying; ''DURRRR!!!'' What happened to him? Who is this doofus and where is Val?
I say fuck all of you. I still love him. Its totally a mid-life crisis. We all have them.
mabye = maybe...
boo on me...
Val needs to be reminded that, when you gain weight, the same pout that made you Batman DOESN'T WORK.
VB SHELL IS A MAJOR POSER IM SURE SHE WILL SAY THAT SHE IS A LAWYER A TEACHER AND A DOCTOR
SHE IS A POSER I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT AND SO IS MOUSE I DONT KNOW WHY THEY DO IT
I THINK ITS CUZ THIS IS THE ONLY SOCIAL INTERACTION THEY GET WE ALL KNOW THAT FAT LONELY WOMEN HAVE NO LIVES
There's no need to pose under different names, because you have all the bases covered.
Thing is, I have NO reason to post under different nics. I'm not a mean-spirited nasty bitch-ho by nature who is so cowardly I need to hide behind a screen to express my true thoughts.
awww.. I want a crazy ass stalker who can't find their fucking caps lock button too... did you guys have to send away for yours?
Yes Prophecy, actually we did... they are much like mail-order brides, except these ones come from mental institutions in the middle east!
He's just making a face... he does it all the time.
mk you made me laugh so hard the tears totally ruined my eyeliner. thanks i needed it!
I am jealous...who knew there people out there who would rather waste time bashing regular people when MK posts such kick ass articles giving us ample fuel to bash the celebrity fuckwads?
SHELL SHELL PLEASE DON'T EVEN TRY TO SAY YU DONT POSE
SHELL WILL NEVER ADMIT IT TOO BAD SHELL CUZ MANY MANY OF US KNOW YU DO THIS
YU PRETEND TO HAVE STALKERS AND IM TIRED OF IT
YU WOULD BE SURPRISED TO KNOW WHO I REALLY AM I FIGURE WHAT THE HELL IF YU WANT TO CONTINUE TO POSE I WILL TOO
Don't listen to shell, she's CRAZY, just like her BFF crazycajuncracker.
Oh my Goddess Shell, has this DUMB idiot been her all day harassing you?
SHELL YU HATE THIS I CAN TELL
BUT I AM GIVING YU A DOSE OF YUR OWN MEDICINE YU NEED TO COME CLEAN
I KNOW FOR A FACT YU ARE A POSER
ALOT OF PEEPS HERE DO THIS KIND OF POSING
THEY HAVE NO LIVES AND NO STANKYANA I HAVE NOT BEEN HERE ALL DAY YOU MORON
CRAZYCAJUN WAS BUSTED FOR POSING THAT WAS FUNNY THEY ALWAYS SLIP UP AT SOME POINT AND THEN YU FIND
OUT THEY ARE POSING
anyyyyways.... when I look at this picture I will close my eyes and remember the supreme hotness that was Val Kilmer in The Doors...ahhh leather pants...
Yes ^^^^!!!!
that picture belongs w/Madonna's bad pic from a few weeks b4 w/her teeth like that too.....MK do the comparison!
He looks like he had a face lift,a fresh new one
Okay Dumb whatever you say!
What are my other nics?
Why do I do it??
Why would I be surprised who you really are?
Come on, spill the beans.
DUMB you seem very frustrated... am i right? Tell me more...
I think we should dub DUMB as "Dr.PhilDUMB" because he seems to know everything. And yes I think it's a guy.
Man, I used to think he was so hot. He is fug now and when I seen those pictures with Val and Paris, I wanted to puke...
Dumb..Quit typing in caps, bitch!!!
Shell...Looks like they are following you everywhere.. Those little bitches!!!! 
I am sure MK is not liking their shit!!!
Yea, Dumb.. Spill it, bitch!!! We want to know who you really are.
mpcmike I know what you mean. I am a closet car freak... I want a '66 vette myself
The first picture looks exactly like this one.
http://www.brownsteins.net/Ulpan.../
JerryLewis.jpg
Camaro's are nice too.... 1969....
They've been on everyone today Sassy.... but I think DUMB is my own personal bitch.
DUMB, you do live up to your nic…
…and you really should stop eating over your keyboard cuz now you can’t get your caps lock key to work…or maybe you’re just short sighted…?!
So what if there’re posers in this blog. What’s it to you?
Did the voices in your head tell some kind of secret…you forgot to take your meds again, haven’t you?
AnaKonda
Yer cute! But they do it because they can get away with it. That's the only reason. They are evil.
Shell...How in the fuck would they know what everyone says? Shit. They are the ones that are here 24/7.. I know about some of the people here but I can't keep track. And Dumb, I think, said he has printed shit out..WTF is up with that???? 
I think he prints it out because he doesn't have a life, he/she will study it and then start shit!! The little ass wipe!!!
Why does "Wheel of Fortune" suck so much?
I hafta ask, what the hell is a blog poser? isn't everyone a poser while they post under names other than the ones given to them by their mother/petrie dish?(cough DUMB cough)
Besides that...how about Val Kilmer in The Island of Dr. Moreau? shitty movie but hot human on animal action.
Ana...That was a good one.. First of all the CAPS need to go. Shit, my kids type better than DUMB and they are young.
I think DUMB ran off to collect "evidence" of my evil deeds!!!
I'm so skeered!!
This happened to his face because he was swapping spit the other day with some slutt.........who was it again? I can't remember.....but it was some ho-bag celebrity.
Hey, Minnie...It was Paris but I think they were pictures when Paris was younger...
Cheeto,
I know what I’m talking about. I eat over my keyboard too but at least I vacuum it every week.
Love to turn my co-workers keyboards upside down. I swear, what comes out of them is alive!
Ana... you just have to leave the little creatures be.... after a while they crawl outta the keyboards all by themselves.
uncanny..damn he used to be so hot. how long ago was that?
Shell,
No way!
Cuz they grow up and go to blog sites, start stalking ppl, calling them posers while writing in caps…It’s an infestation we must fight!
^^^^
Do they make a spray for that?
WTF happend to Bugs Bunny?.
DUMB--Look, I said it once. I'll say it again. It's right over your Shift key, on the left side of your keyboard. Come on. Just press it once, it works wonders.
Val Kilmer...I think his career bit it after The Island of Dr. Moreau.
DUMB is wanting to GARNER attention to HIM/HERSELF like a little sad little child...BOO HOO Dumb get a grip and some KY
I think maybe DUMB just needs some valium.
Oh yes people, he's gone fug.
It just makes me so sad to see this pic and it's fug-ness.
Dumb still must be studying the shit he/she printed out...
Though, I do hear he is an asshole. Didn't he leave his wife while she was preggo? Shall I say it? Payback is a bitch. Or as Earl would say, Karma...
Oh dear God.
Bonnie...I never knew he was even married or had a kid...
Bonnie...I see you're a Carson Daly fan too!
Bonnie! I think your gravatar is trying to appear.... I see a broken picture there and before it was just a blank space.... maybe it just needs to be resized??
I've heard horrific things about Val too.... certain producers refuse to work with him again because he's such a dickwad.
MK, this made me laugh!
You are so funny 
This is what comes of tongue-kissing Paris Hilton. Ya get ugly!
Oh my God, I thought I was the only one who thought Napolean Dynamite/John Heder Looked Like Kilmer! Michael K, Sometimes I think you are my brother from another mother!
Good one Prophecy Girl about Paris Hilton! did those pictures come out of her secret storage collection?
looks like jim carrey dumb and dumber
Dumb...I guess the heat just got turned up on your juvenile ass. CHUMP!!! GMAFB!!!
i would so.... hit napoleon!
I luv Napoleon.
Bwahahahaha!!! I would hump Napoleon, and Val Kilmer? Maybe in his Batman Forever days. And only if he wore the costume.
Marty...Carson Daly...no, nat really a fan..why?
I see no avatar. Oh well. I changed it so maybe that did something but I see nothing.
It's the rabbit teeth look..
The Earl reference.
Beaver Teef ...how cute! It's cute!
Dumb...I guess the heat just got turned up on your juvenile ass. CHUMP!!! GMAFB!!!
Anonymous | 02.10.06 - 10:40 pm | #
Good one...
Bonnie...I have been waiting for my Avatar for almost 2 weeks!!...Those little bitches. I hope to have it soon.....
Jess.. Pass those boobs to me, ok??? Just looked at your blog... 
Val's getting ready for his big comeback. And by the looks of things, it really is gonna be big!
I miss the Ice Man.
He used to be so hot.
I used to dream that I would marry him one day.
Wow...that sounds like a postsecret confession.
I am lame.
the resemblance is uncanny hahaha
Wait, whats that song playin in the background on the car radio?
Dar-dee- de duh!!
WON CHU TAKE ME TO?
FUGLY-TOWN ?
WONT CHU TAKE ME TO?
FUGLY-TOWN!!
Awful. Hollywood is like Heroin.
It feels really good , then it kils you....
dude. gimme some of yer tots.
get yer own tots. dang.
Back in 1998 Val was a voice in an animated film, Prince of Egypt. My hubby worked on that film and we were invited to the premiere. We stood and watched the red carpet after we had walked it ourselves. Val was such a dick. He came surrounded by bodyguards and wouldn't speak to anyone at the party. He had a total "better than you" attitude. He WAS hot, but a total ass at the same time.
Cheeto sassy ass is a TOTAL idiot, quit being such a freaking ASS!
She also has a gooey orange cheeto vagina....
Napoleon Dynamite rules.. are you trying to compliment him?
http://www.pondracket.com
word to the morons posting as other folks and those who persist on saying dumb, inane comments.. the owner of this blog is going to block ALL of you.. also the racist trolls too.
Your IP numbers will be blocked and there will be no more D listed for you and your warped self..
sorry your life is such shit you have to try and ruin others.. notice I said the word TRY..
This is turning into the MTV board with all this fake name, posing name calling.
PS~ How did CrazyCajun get "busted"?
Ha Ha Ha!! He looks like a young Jerry Lewis in those goofy films he used to make.
Personally, I think he's going more and more for Marlon Brando: the later years - look and attitude.
The gut is slowly getting there and the chipmunk teeth as well; esp in the first pic.
Wow brent, you are right! He does look like Brando more and more...
i think he looks like prince william...
Did you see the commercial Val just did? To get a more natural look the director asked him what 0+0 equaled.
http://www.tubespot.com/pics/gei...ico-
cavemen.jpg
Hee hee! :D
Yeah he looks like Marlon. He hated that Flick like he hates everything else in his life. ( Island of Dr.) The guy is into himself , like Marlon. Leave him alone and he'll go away.He gives a mean blo-job.
he looks like a chipmunk
Napoleon Dynamite's dad...ha ha ha!!! You know it's not just a fluke because he's rockin the ND teeth in not only one, but two pictures. Oh well...thanks for the memories Val. 
HAHAHAHAA!
it's true that one should have other qualities other than beauty because when that goes, you'd like to think you have other things going on...in this case, no such luck...
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