FIRST!!!
Unfortunately they are selling at places like Nordstrom, where I saw them and are about a hundred a pair. Anyone who buys these shoes are insane because they look super cheap!
They look like trampy, southern belle cheapo shoes
Ewww! They look like correctional shoes. Manolo Blahnik can rest easy.
She is looking mighty nice though,shame about the cheap crap shoe's,has'nt she got enough money?Now she's become a shoe salesperson(pc)
they certainly dont look original
I've seen better looking shoes at Aldo. I admit, I'm a shoe slut, but these shoes look average at best, like something I can find at DSW Shoe Warehouse or MJM Shoes for way cheaper. 
She's good at sucking dick -- I bet she could suck-start a leafblower.
A few pairs look exactly like Candies from the 1990s. Those bitches should sue her ass.
look like cheap hooker shoes. in a few months, they willl be in KHOLS
^^LOL Rachelle.. Kohl's... love that store!
just an fyi: they're on nordstroms website. i thought they'd be target or walmart too...
I doubt she designed any of them.
"Attention K-Mart shoppers!"
Those shoes are not original looking...they look very cheap, instead.
They look like hooker shoes.
From what I can see, they look like stripper shoes. Maybe they would be better off sold at Fredericks.
Besides flogging zit cream and pizza, she now flogging cheap shoes?? Nice career. This week on ET she was saying that she's only 25 so she's "not an icon yet"... how deluded can she be? And then said she see herself as a "role model" - for plastic surgery? Selling her private life because she can't sell her CDs? Being "high maintenance" (as she bragged in the interview)?
Oh, and if you look at these pics you can see she has huge feet...
Pre-op tranny hookers and herpes infested strippers will love these.
Shoes for shorties. ugly as sin, bet she sticks to her Jimmy Choos, these are for the rest of us. Nordstroms, I'm surprised! Can't stand her, also don't know what she's famous for, Oh yes, that chicken of the sea crap! Her father will keep pushing her, she's their meal ticket.
oh don't worry, honeypeach, you will be seeing them at DSW very soon. in the discount section!
she looks hot
She has a big head in proportion to her body. At least that's how it looks in these pictures. That's weird.
This has to have been Daddy's idea. The pimp.
Whoa, she looks beautiful! I didn't think it was possible for her to look good anymore.
Those gold overly strappy shoes are beyond fug!
she looks great as always. the impending divorce is bringing out the best in her.
I wonder if Nick is gonna buy a few pairs and wear them around the bedroom like he used to, for old times sake. Maybe Miss Kentucky's into that shit.
I heard she has
"stinky britches" too.
Yeah anon, that's why she designed them in sizes up to 15.
she is beautiful but bland. those shoes are beyond fug and will be a blue light special at k-mart soon!
These shoes are screaming Wild Pair to me.
Stripper footwear. Love that dress she's wearing though - she looks hot in that and love the hair. But those shoes are fugly and look Payless cheap. Jesus Christ....she doesn't mind whoring herself for low-quality crap as long as she's raking in the cash.
Agree with everyone: They look like stripper shoes! HA!!
I bet she will be wearing them sliding down the bedroom pole for papa Joe.
Guess boots didn’t work out that well for her…
Now she's going to become even richer ! arrrgh. i'm so jealous.
she's uneducated, stupid, spoilt, self-centered- and makes millions. life is so unfair
i fucking CAN NOT STAND HER.
if you look at those giant photos behind her, she's trying to sell herself as some kind of beauty icon.
she's trash. ew.
whats she going to sell next? advice on love and marriage?
By all her attempts at selling stuff, it would appear that she really doesn't make as much money as she and her father would like everyone to think. Also, I've noticed that she has really cut back on the shopping sprees. It's been a few months since we've seen her at Louis Vuitton etc. and seen with shopping bags from big designers.
omg Jessica stop it! You have whored yourself out on reality tv, on your shitty ass makeup line that went from Sephora to Walgreens in a matter of minutes, and I'm sure pro-active sales have gone down as well since you've been the spokesperson.
Just stop! Pull the weave out and stop being daddy's robot for a while!
My friend just bought a pair from Zappos. They were like $90. She wasn't sure b/c they're bronze (she thought they were brown), but she wore them out and apparently the guys love them.
Let's seee - Jessica has tried to sell.
Zit Cream
Pizza
Teenage Beauty Products
Ho Cowboy Boots
Stripper Shoes
Is there anything else that's tacky and low end that she's tried to attach her name to?
Like, how low can you go to make some $$$?
yeah that shit will sell like hotcackes in middle america somwhere. I can see all those heffers going to Sunday mass looking like cheap hos wearing Jessica Simpson pumps...jeez
Move over Starsquatch Jones.....There is a new Payless Shoes Diva in town.....Chestica's footwear looks like shit and it totally belongs in Payless, Kmart, Walmart....anywhere but the higher end department stores.......even in the garbage.....yes, that is it, it looks like garbage. 
Whore
My best friend is a regional merchandiser for Macys and met Jessica yesterday. He said she gorgeous in person and very funny. He told her about the time she sang "Love You Forever" on the American Music Awards" and when she hit the high note they panned to Whitney Houston who sat in audience with her mouth wide open. He said Jessica cracked up and told her assistant about it.
Jessica has had a lot of plastic surgery on her face to make her look decent, not gorgeous. Look at older pics of her and you'll see the transformation.
Only skanky skater bois want to hit that.
Is there anything this bitch WON'T do for money?
She is the ultimate sellout.
Well, no, she isn't good at anything it seems.
But she does look nice in these pics, for a change.
cheapo, one more thing you could add to that list is her marriage/personal life, for $100,000 to OK! Magazine.
Do these people ever try to think about NOT making more money.. ugh.
Jessica also has a plus size line of Jeans she sells through Lane Bryant I think or one of the other plus size stores. You have to wonder why would anyone want to buy her jeans and she looks like a stick with boobs.
She's really good at incest too.
I saw them on Zappos and they look like hooker shoes. Gaudy and overpriced. Man, this slut will do anything for a buck!! If I see her I will literally cut her ugh
I actually really like her dress. The shoes are fug though.
i think i would almost rather wear creme de ashanti.
fugly shoes and what the hell is she wearing in that last pic ? her Sunday mass dress? 
Those shoes are nasty. Even the swapmeet is too nice a place to be selling them.
why does every FUCKING actress and rapper have a clothing line.
Jessica
Beyonce
Nelly
continued...
Jay Z
p diddy
mandy moore
eminem
50 cent
justin timberlake
ashton kutcher
i know it can go on and on
aren't those ads basically the old anna nicole 'guess' ads from the 90's?
ironic that these celebs have professional stylist to dress them up like clowns, and now they want to dress you like a damn clown...
i can see these shoes at t.j.maxx in less than a year.... j-slow's entire line is currently at ross for purchase...
another thing... have u seen this bitches feet?? oh they are sooo nasty..
I hate her with a passion I have never known....
Man,most the people on here sound like the HATE the hell out of her...all of you must be FEMALES,because most males LOVE her. Envy doesn't look to good on most people.No need to knock the way she looks...shes hot however she got that way.I will say she does come across as being really annoying though.
If she is so hot, why did Nick cheat on her?
And if she's so hot, why has she had so much plastic surgery?
Most males don't love her, they just want to have sex with her! And, people with big heads (referring to a post farther up) look great on the screen.
Just what I need, more pictures of this moron. Excuse me while I go poke my eyes out.
Thanks, anon. I made the big head comment. You're so right but I wouldn't want to share coke with her. If her head is extra-big, then her nose must be extra-big too.
Even with the build of a man who has great looking breasts, this bitch takes good photos in B&W (just like Angelina).
Too bad she looks stubby in long dresses. Stick with da' Daisy Dukes.
I thought you had to have talent and creativity to become a designer...
She should just stick to her singing for god's sake.
This shoe line will probably end up like her beauty line "dessert beauty" which was recently dropped by Nordstrom, Macy's, Ulta, Sephora, etc etc. It has been dropped by almost every store where it was sold. It has been on rock bottom clearance at Sephora forever!!!! They cannot get rid of it. This shoe line will flop!!!! The shoes are horrible!!!
Those will go nicely with tight up at the waist plaid shirts and cut off jeans "hot pants"...Dolly Parton must be first on the waiting list.
omg y cudent she hav died n duh plane crash instead of aaliyah?
I'm so sick of the teenagers and their "Don't be jealous of her" line. If your goal in life is to have nothing but gross men with no taste lust after you, then honey go for it. She has nothing else going for her.
PS - I've met her, too, and her sun-damage is nothing to be called beautiful. And bragging about yourself isn't considered funny.
she is a fucking tool.
I dislike jessica, and not because "guys love her." many guys also love eva longoria and porn stars, and I dont even care about them. I dislike jessica simply because I *hate* stupid people and I especially hate stupid people with a sense of entitlement, and even more than that, I hate stupid people who are actually willing to flaunt their stupidity, and turn it into a money making shtick. oh, and she's a hypocrite and a lazy brat.
just look how hollow her eyes are! she never, ever, EVER looks like she has anything going on in her head or in her heart. complete blankness.
those are the fugliest shoes i've ever seen
she better wait till she divorces nick, before she starts any business, all these shoe money is simply going to nick, bitch doesn't not have a brain LOL
Damn, I hate the "you're just jealous" line...can't I just dislike someone without being jealous? Arrgh, it drives me crazy. If you say Jessica Simpson has overdone it with the fake tan or her lips look like they're about to explode, or something like that, there's always one person who says
"OMG!!1 ur just jealouz LOLZ!" or something along those lines.
Anways, those hooker shoes are ugly. Who the heck would buy them? I like the ads for them, though.
KA, I'm a teenager ....
I mean, it would be nice to have her money...but you just know Papa Joe is spending it on penis enlargement surgery 
hehe.
I don't understand why people buy the crap she "designs." It's all ugly or smells bad. I hate her.
Did she really design them or did she just agree to have her name put on them?
She is one hot tamale,i love her and everybody stop being jealous!!
you know what the shoes remind me of? those gelliez, but with heels..FUG!
and just because i think she's a shitty designer with shit clothes (apparently all tabloid celebs think they are flooded with fashion talent-i.e nicky hilton..the quality of her clothing is real crap), it doesn't mean i hate her or am jealous. would i sell shit to make a few million? damn straight i would. i'm allowed to have my opinions, though
everyone who hates on jessica is just jealous.
everyone who loves on her is an idiot.
AB
These shoes are screaming Wild Pair to me.
Bonnie Blue | 02.11.06 - 12:12 pm |
OMG...I used to love the Wild Pair in high school! Yeah, I saw Jessica Simpson brand cowboy boots being sold on Amazon.com by Nordstrom a couple of months ago for nearly $200...holy shit! These shoes looks so cheap and generic...I can't imagine anyone paying more than $20 for them on clearance at Ross.
http://store.nordstrom.com/
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Soon to be featured in trailer parks and amateur nights across America.
who will buy this crap?..the shoes look tacky
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