HAHAHAHA GANG BANG RECORD!
You know the footie wanted to strangle himself with her fake weave after making the mistake of giving his number to her!
Oh, and I'd fucking hit it. Big time. Love me some footies. Bring on World Cup!
Cunt!! She knows he's engaged and she follows him around? CUNT!!
GAWD I hate her!!!! I hope he rags her in the press!
I find it so hilarious that she's SUCH a desperate spinster. I forsee more restraining orders coming her way. Skanky psycho.
Holy crap! Her mad case of Syphillus has finally reached its final stage and started affecting her brain.
Poor whore
Hahaha! She used to be desired back when she was 18-19. Now men just run scared from her and she's only 25. Washed up and used up already. Sad.
I bet her fanny was soaking wet.
Clearly her parents gave her WAY too much attention as a child. This type of behavior stems from over-indulgence or under-indulgence of an ego. Obviously, her parents did the whole over-indulgence thing. And now, she's a total fucking freak, who seeks her self-worth through attention. I can't wait until her brothers grow up and wind up like Ryan Phillipes character in "Cruel Intentions."
Skankbot....EWWW! Complete with incestuous overtones, no doubt.
She is sad. I don't know any (straight)guys her age that have any respect for her. A couple even think her cooch is gross. Of course they would fuck her though, she is Paris.
Even her own brothers wouldn't hit that. She's just a walking bag of pus. Seriously she needs to stop.
This made my fucking day. I KNEW Nachos was going to leave her ass b/c of his family. What a pathetic little twat she is. She could star in her own show: Desperate Fishwives.
Sounds like Fatal Attraction.
How pathetic!
Really, who does that?
I would love to be one of the host families on The Simple Life. I really would. I would take her to the cottage which is 3 1/2 hours from the city and dump her ass in the middle of nowhere. When a wolf starts to knaw her face off I know my life would be complete!
Expose the bitch for the pathetic retard she is! Wooo-hooo!
At 25, she's pulling 15 year-old stunts...
Reeks of desperation. How long till no one will have her. Oh, she'll still get fucked, but she'll never be marriage material.
Wow! Parasite, desparate? LOVE IT.
She's FUG
maybe he doesn't want to catch cooties from her.
I didn't even know her and nachos were broke up. I hope he did give her the wrong phone number...
Good lord, can you imagine how pathetic she'll be at 30? I hope we don't have to wait too long until she shoots herself in the head.
Good for him. Paris looks like an aging tranny anyway.
Unfortunately, Lemure, I think we will be subjected to her until she is murdered...
She is American Royalty after all, she has sooo much to live for.
She has no ass, I mean class!
LOL! The Beast should know that footballers have SOME standards - they dont' fuck animals. Who wants to date an ostrich?
and that footballer is HOT!! WOOOOOO!!! Like it was said above, Bring On World Cup!!
Her and Nicole had it going on less that 2 years ago and now look how quickly things are going downhill for both of them. They are both punchlines now. Lucky for them they will always have money. Bitches!
speaking of football, have any of you read this? Have any of you in the UK heard about this?
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/...ews/
news3.shtml
Skankbot- Loved your comment. I've even considered that theory myself. God this bitch is tragic!
Poor boy was able to get away while she went to the bathroom but Paris did not skip a beat.
She then made a beeline for Boujis nightclub, where she homed in on Sam Branson, son of Virgin's Sir Richard.
A source says: "They were getting very close. Frank was forgotten. She was smitten.
Meramari: thank you! She is easily smitten. She really doesn't have any standards.
hmmm...wonder who's boyfriend Parasite is going to steal next? Jennifer's? Angelina's? I'd love that. Mangie would kick her ass to the curb so fast she wouldn't know WTF happened
Brad can't be bothered with women that can't read - you need to be able to read the instructions on a box of hair dye, to be with him...
HEHHEHEHE!! Pathetic indeed.
She's a bitch
Maaybe he gave her a wrong number.
I'd be laffing so bad
it's good to hear when people like her who have gotten away with everything are starting to get what they deserve!!
God, she really IS a stalker...Scary
imagine being stalked by a tranny like her?
Hahahaha...Skankbot 12:37, it seems a lot of us found this to be very possible. Ahahaha!
If (when) it does happen, we'll remember you predicted it.
god what a skanky whore...someone needs to staple that bitch's snatch shut. Good for him for rejecting her tired ass, I think more guys need to put her in her place, she's not even good looking.
She showed up to one party alone and single and immediately focused her eyes on soccer player Frank Lampard.
She can focus both of those wanky-assed eyes? At the same time?
That's pathetic on Parasite's part - not only is Frank Lampard engaged, he's also got a new baby with his fiancee.
BTW, have you come across Frank Lampard's cousin (anf footballer) Jamie Redknapp ... I'd definitely hit it.
ABC should give Paris her own series and title it "Desperate Douchebag".
Hos are always lonely.
Paristite Hilton is one desperate ho. No socialite or celebrity would risk his status to even be associated with her let alone date her.
She'll probably have to find someone outside her social class and end up marrying a janitor.
Such desperate behaviour! Did she think Lampard was a Greek surname?
He probably gave her the number of his coke dealer & she's thrilled to have a new london connection.
You need to put a picture of Frank Lampard girlfriend up. She is smoking hot. She's only 27 and look much younger then Paris who is 25. Her name is Elen Rives. Thier is a picture of her on THE SUN link.
Whoa! I don't know if I believe this. I think if he blew her off, she'd just go and find her next victim. I could be wrong though.
Oh LO you are officially my twin...i love me some footballers too....fuck paris...leave being a footballers wife to posh, me and lo! lol
um, the soccer player story. WOW
Jenn, she did. Sir. Branson's son.
, the soccer player story. WOW
Anonymous | 02.17.06 - 10:42 pm | #
Lets see what you have on your site.
Poor Frank, he didn't need to get traumatised by that skanky whore!
she must have a vagina that clamps shut if there isn't a dick inside it every 5 minutes...
"Lets see what you have on your site."
huh?
She would do anyone (or anything)...Woody Allen, Peewee Herman, a corpse with a dick, a table leg, just as long as it provides her with some "wood".
The pathetic fool will never be remembered for anything else other than being the 'Ho of Hollywood'.
Let's hope someone will carve that into her headstone one day.
Now THAT'S HOT!!
Ha, ha. She's useless trash anyway.
Id would be cool if he gave her the "Flirt Direct" Phone number. It's from a British Radio show on "BBC 1" where they play all the messages of despered loser's on the Radio.
All the best. avon
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