Even I know to check for that shit first!
That happens to a lot of babies.
Is her local ER her primary physician?
someone please take the child away from her.
She's Joan Crawford in the making.
Typical!! a dumb trashy slut trying to be a mom....there you have it.
hello pedialite dumb bitch
that's what you get for blending up cheeto babyfood
Please she is a new mom. Who hasn't freaked out over small things before?
This might be the dumbest question ever but how do babies become constipated? the babies I know poop at least twice a day!!
LOL... when SPF is like 12, someone in his 7th grade class is going to find this article, print it out and the whole class is going to laugh and laugh and laugh.
But, thats assuming this kid gets to the 7th grade. Hey, I'm just saying that genetics play a big part.
o wow...what a friggn moron. At least call your own mother first!!!
couldn't she ask her mom?
Most new parents have a few of these nervous trips to the er. I can't get on her for that.
Not a cute kid. There, I said it.
Carry on!
I think the bigger question here is...what the hell is on her face?
Does her baby have Down's Syndrome? Or just her husband?
She may be dumb, but at least she cares. She's a young mom - shit happens (except for SPF). She could be dumb AND not give a shit about her kid...there are way too many moms like that around.
Jess you said it! What the hell? Even if she couldn't get ahold of your pediatrician's office(which I seriously doubt), doesn't her insurance company or her local hospital have a new parent's help line that she could call? Those hotlines are everywhere. They are staffed with nurses who are used to dealing with freaked-out first-time parents.
You know, if she picked up a damn baby book, it would have told her that. Assuming she can read, of course.
Shit, I only called my ped when DD hadn't pooed in 8 days. They won't even see them until it's been a 10-day poo strike.
I never had anything like that pats. Though with her money Im sure she could talk to someone but where I am its the er or wait til the next day.
Hell you never know maybe her doc did tell her to take him in to the er. After all she is a celebrity.
Hello? Pediatrician?
Hey Brit,
Just mix some Karo syrup in with formula. That kid will be shitting all over the place after that. Trust me, it works. My son's pediatrican recommended that to me when my kid was a baby 
Noni-Mouse? Babies go on poo strikes? And they won't even see them until 10 days?! If I went 10 days I'd be hospitalised! WTF?
I would think Shitney would at least have a ped who made house calls.
She probably needs to stop putting cheetos in the formula. That might do it.
M-M-M-Mishy --That's too funny. I never thought about how the poor kid will feel. He's going to have names involving straining and defecating now in addition to the last name Federfuck.
I made my comment because this coupled with the cramps thing is a bit much. Call 1-800-ask a nurse.
Oh anon that sucks. At the hospital we were given a folder of crap and it had a page with about 50,000 helpful phone numbers, but we live in a major metro area, that might be why we have more outreach programs.
We also had a phone number of the nurse help line for our insurance.
Maybe she should have tried FIGGIN' the baby?
Bitch is dumber than a box of diapers.
Yep Noni-Mouse, doesn't that totally suck? A kid can be emitting constant noxious fumes from their ass for days and the ped says it's normal. Screaming stinky-farting baby, what fun!
poor thing can't even shit in private!
I feel bad for her and all because she is a new mom and is making mistakes and facing not just the scrutiny of friends and family...but the scrutiny of the whole world.
The thing that bugs me though...is that she basically took the baby to the ER to get his diaper changed. The nurse said they changed him and cleaned him up and he was fine. Does SPF not get changed at home??? Has Britney lost her sense of smell? I don't understand why the nurses had to change him. Educate me.
You know the entire emergency room staff laugh their asses off when she leaves.
A lot of babies suffer from this and a lot of first time mother go through this. It's very common. The babies can't tell you what's wrong with them. She's not a dumb bitch for this.
I've seen babies so constipated when they finally pooped it was the size of an orange!
LOL, that same thing happened to my brother with his first child! My mom kept telling him his baby girl was just constipated, and he insisted on rushing her to the hospital (in the middle of Christmas dinner, no less!)...it's funny that other parents do it too, I thought it was just him that was such a super-geek. I don't have kids either but please get off her case for this, people. You DON'T know how you would react unless you're in the same situation!
Boy, all these super parents on this forum. Funny how dlisted posters are always perfect at everything.
I don't buy the "she's a new mom" excuse. I don't even have a kid and I know that if a baby's not shitting, it's constipated. But hey, bitch didn't even graduate from highschool, so what do you expect?
why is she spattered in blood?
thats what happens when you feed your baby a steady diet of cheetos and colt 45 and redbull. I bet you K-Fed pulls the same red faced stunt when he wants a new rolex or money to go to the strip clubs.
An orange? Holy crap that must hurt. No wonder the little bugger was all red and winded. Must take a lot to muster up the nerve to pass that.
When you have kids Stoney you will understand.
Babies make those "pushing" faces when they can't poop, plus....you should notice when your baby hasn't shit all day or only pushed a little rock the day before, common, that's just stupid!!
maybe she should hit her baby one more time
hahahhaha that's so wrong, I crack myself up!
'Some' people are stupid, yes.
Why doesn't she just give the blocked up shit some milk of magnessia?
Dumb ass.
anon 2:18, yeah, I'll understand that red-faced and not pooping means constipated. please
Alright alright ... now I KNOW all you fucking dummies can't honestly say that when you are a mother for the first time that you'll always know what to do in a situation like this ... SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!! Now the driving with the baby in the front seat, Britney should have been nailed in the face with a 100 lb bag of bricks as punishment, but for this situation I'm gonna have to let it slide ... plus kind of scares me that some of you supposedly "young" people say you would know what to do for something like this ... did you get knocked up when you were ten or do you just enjoy reading baby care books in your spare time!?!?!?!
Alright alright ... now I KNOW all you fucking dummies can't honestly say that when you are a mother for the first time that you'll always know what to do in a situation like this ... SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!! Now the driving with the baby in the front seat, Britney should have been nailed in the face with a 100 lb bag of bricks as punishment, but for this situation I'm gonna have to let it slide ... plus kind of scares me that some of you supposedly "young" people say you would know what to do for something like this ... did you get knocked up when you were ten or do you just enjoy reading baby care books in your spare time!?!?!?!
It's not blood. This was from when she took the kid to a Hindu ceremony. It's in the archives, you can look it up. Between the hindu ceremonies, riding around with him on her lap with no photogs in sight, and the frequent doctor's visits...I'm really thinking that she's one of those really eccentric/crazy celebrities that will go down in history.
Anonymous | 02.17.06 - 2:17 pm
Dont be so sure. Babies are not that easy to figure out sometimes.
Baby Girl: Some of us have kids!
The point is, she had many different options at her disposal before rushing the baby to the ER. I would think that because she is a celeb and everything she does is scrutinized down to the tiniest level that she'd be especially interested in trying to handle the situation with the least amount of fanfare. She should be paying a pediatrician big bucks to be on 24-hour speed dial availability. I know I'd pay for that if I could!
She is so fucking stupid. She and that baby need to go on a diet. So sick of her stupid ass.
I am not a mother, but I guarantee you when I become one I would call my mother, my pediatrician or a hotline before I dropped $400 on a ER visit.
pats : That's right!! I'd do that too if I could afford it.
Did she put the baby in the trunk on the way to the hospital?
sally
Too bad that red dot isn't a bullet hole!
Who's better looking, that baby or Britney?
I think she's overcorrecting for the stupidity of not putting him in the carseat and now she is going far and above to show that she is a "good mom."
And yes, I would know what she's going through. My son is only a few weeks older than Sean and he's my first too. So stop with the young mother excuses. Brit's mom raised three physically healthy kids so there's no excuse for anyone to claim that she has no resource for information.
Whether you think her mom did a good job or not is a matter of perspective.
SPF ate too many cheetos......they can cause constipation.
Um Baby Girl, none of us non-baby having bitches is saying we know how to perfectly raise a child, but in this situation, I'm calling it like I see it. And bitch, it's not like some of us has never been around or taken care of a baby before. I've just chosen an education over 'getting knocked up at ten' as you so eloquently put it, and I'm sure all of you tax-paying bitches out there appreciate my singleness, as we are the ones paying for your fucking families' tax returns. There, I SAID IT.
I dunno about that. If he appeared to not be breathing and turning colors because of this, I would probably act as quicly as possible. My thoughts would have been "is his recent constipation a sign of a more serious illness" or "do I have time to call around with him acting this wierd". Most of those helplines and web sites and stuff always seem to give you the answer "consult a medical physician". If they can't see you (or the baby in this case) they don't want the liability of saying that everything is fine. I don't think she was entirely out of line here.
OneVooDooVixen: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Give KFed time, honey, give him time...
He will shoot her ass just to get rid of her.
why is OK for MK to rag on someone but when we do it people get so pissed off? for God's sake don't take every post so seriously people.. this is a damn gossip blog.. who cares what other people write? why fight over it? its just an opinion.
I agree Rabies.
Skankbot how are you paying for my fucking families tax returns?
The media scrutiny is bad. If she takes him in too quicly she's a bad mom but she's probably scared to death of the guilt and the media backlash if her inaction were to cause him serious injury or death.
The same thing happened to me with my ex!
sorry KatieScarlett, sensitive subject
StoneyBaloney: ummmm how exactly, last time I checked I work too, and I pay for my own taxes....so does my family, I don't get it.
Perhaps she should schedule a colonic for the entire family.
Ok, I have to disagree here, I have a 9 mo that was exclusively breastfeeding for the first 3 months of her life and babies DO go on pooping stikes, my peanut wouldn't go for 4 or 5 days and the pedi said it was normal. If the baby is constipaped the poop will be like rabbit poop (little balls) otherwise it's soft and normal and it's not constipation. Karo syrup will work fine, I was also told to take her temperature to make her poop.
Cheeto Spears could have asked her mother or call her pedi before rushing to ER...Gosh I live in a small town and we have an answering service for emergency call (call it first time moms call).
Mrs.Dumas...
no Stoney its not YOU.... people forget that we are here to have fun they are so damn mean anymore
Exactly Diareahhh ... I mean Dayanara or whatever the fuck your ghetto name is ... and if you read the other comments THOSE nervous parents who wrote about their situations like Britney's ALSO hit up the ER during these situations ALL THE MOTHA FUCKING TIME!!! LOL and those parents checking out a website like this just mades me sad for the world ... maybe they should be paying more attention to their kids than reading up on Parasite Hilton and what new STD's she collected. All I'm saying is is that sometimes when you're adrenaline is going, your a first time mother and maybe the phone option is just too obnoxious of a process to go through to get to the bottom of an emergency that involves your only child (cause GOD knows there are way too many options to deal with and obnoxious automated services ... it becomes a waste of time) you do what you gotta do.
Anon 2:29. Single people have a much higher tax rate, and do not get to claim as many deductions when childless.
katiescarlett-- I think we shouldn't all have to agree with MK when he bashes something either. I think we should all get to have our opinion, for or against a post, so long as we don't get all snippy and mean and fly off the handle. I think there are too many knee-jerk responses in here rather than civil commentary and debate lately. It's disheartening.
Skankbot how are you paying for my fucking families tax returns?
anon | 02.17.06 - 2:29 pm | #
Um, that wasn't SkankBot that was StoneyBaloney. Carry on.
Is commenting on this nothing even worth it?
Jess!
When my son was a baby, I kept track of when he pooped and how much...of course, he was breast-fed, and that makes a difference...but if he went a day without a poop, I was taking some measures to change the situation...he didn't have the problem until he started eating solid food...in which case...PRUNES!
That being said, Britney has got to be stupid for not figuring this one out.
Katie - very well said. I've see people on here disagree but never resorted to personal attacks and those that do are just ruining the fun.
does anyone think that the baby looks more like her first husband?
Before you continue defending Britney and her "new mom" status, lets be clear about what most of us are saying... There are free services that have toll-free phone numbers that new parents can call to ask questions about what's going on with their children. Those services have everything from doctors, to nurses, to grandparents answering the calls. This was an option before rushing to the ER. She also is very wealthy. She should have a supportive Pediatrician and staff to also assist with questions like this before she rushing to the ER. She also could be seen in private, not at the ER. There are also other relatives: her mom, aunts, grandmother, etc., that she could call and ask questions, too. So, I don't think her concern was stupid, but I do think she should get a bit wiser about the choices she's making with this child in tow every time she heads in the wrong direction. I'm glad he's fine and I hope she gets a bit smarter as she goes, for both their sakes.
Is commenting on this nothing even worth it?
lilo | 02.17.06 - 2:35 pm | #
It used to be, hon. Not so much anymore.
Jess : THat is right, but they also, DO NOT epend as much as families do.
its OK to agree to disagree but not the name calling, put down's etc...
the general tone.. no you don't have to agree with anyone here but some things are written in jest, HUMOR..
sarcasm, etc.. I wish people would
lighten up
Who are you refering to on this post Katie Scarlet?
At least Britney can take comfort in the fact that she would never have to have K-Fed take a DNA test to prove paternity if he ever contested. All it takes is one look at that kid....
(take that however you want. :-D)
And Jess I hope when you waste you time making all those phone calls that your mom doesn't pick up, your pediatrician's line is busy with other IMPORTANT emergencies, and well I'm pretty sure you already don't have the money for an ON-CALL pediatrician anyways ... so you're dumb ass makes the papers for being an abusive mom and your kid ends up dying from some insane disease that YOUR dumb ass took too lightly.
True Daya, it just makes me ill the huge tax returns my married friends with kids get. I want to get my cats social security #'s & claim them.
I agree. Disagreement shouldn't mean getting attacked for no reason. That's why yesterday was such an ongoing fight with Jen
Rabies ... its nice to see that someone has their head on straight! Good for you 
Wow! Love you to Baby Girl! I think I'd try my local urgent care facility first, like the ER, only cheaper.
HAAAAAAA! SHE FEEDING HIM TOO MUCH CHEEZ!
So its your choice not to have kids Jess. Why be angry at people who do and spend way more money raising them than it takes to raise a cat.
What I don't understand is did she NOT read books before the baby was born? Did she not PREPARE for a baby via literature, discussions, parenting classes, etc...?
Let me tell you: anyone with a millimeter of grey matter would know to give a child some jarred fruit, if they hadn't had a bowel movement in days.
I think that her pregnancy did not consist of educationg herself; it consisted of running around trying to get Esther to be the godparent, getting her little red Kabballah string, making sure KFed wasn't fornicating without her, and eating.
Pathetic, useless, bitch.
That's because you don't have my cat...*sigh* j/k =)
I am sure that can be well answered just by being here the past few days
enough said.. I am here to have fun and laugh. Once in a while get into a good discussion... I think the name calling etc is childish and boring..
I respect what everyone says ... you are entitled to your own opinion... all of you.. just stop hating others for theirs thats all
I noticied that Britney threads and Jolie/Pitt threads really bring out some ppl with very strong opinions and emotions.
Carry on........
Jess - I got cats and I feel the same way! I'm ready to claim the BDBF at this point!
Whatever! I spend a LOT of money and pay a shitload of taxes. I also work two jobs and i get NOTHING back because I rent and do not have kids. People with families get practically everything back on income taxes. So therefore it follows that I get penalized for my lifestyle choices (which are smart considering I am not financially ready for a child) while others get rewarded for procreating, even if they can't afford the children they spawn. I'm just saying. I am not however, saying people shouldn't have babies! I love babies! But the response "you'll understand when you have kids" is INFURIATING! Carry on.
I love children. I will have them someday. I am not angry with people who do. I don't have any yet because I fully realize what a commitment they are, finacially and otherwise.
There you go again. RETARD!
As first time parents we do freak out sometimes with the silliest things, but like a pp said, Cheeto Spears has money, resources and a mother for God's sake, give her a call, go online, call your doc, don't rush to ER to get a diaper change and take time of doctors to attend real emergencies!
Lord!
I think Brintey is a good mom. SHe is just concerned for her baby. SHe did make a mistake with the driving, maybe she's on medicine that made her not think right for a minute. I think she is beautiful and talented. I know that baby is loved by her.
HELLO! unless you have HAD kids, and by that i dont mean you are biologically a parent, but they live with you in a DAY TO DAY basis, do NOT comment on this subject. All she knew is baby was crying and turning funky colors! what if her moms number was busy, where i am its a 2 week wait to see my family doctor, so its quite normal to go to the ER for little shit ( no pun intended LOL )
i agree with whoever it was that said it, at least she cares about the whelp! she could just leave his care to nannies n shit, by taking him in it just goes to show she is the primary caregiver, and as for how do babies get constipated, the brats 4 months old, she more then likely started him on his solids and it was a shock to his system... funk off unless YOU have been a new parent!
Ok Shell. Thanks.
Jess: Don't know how that works in US here in Canada I find it very fair, I would like a bigger return of course!! But it's not right to say that single people pay for families tax returns. When I pay $670 in child care every month taxes included I expect to be able to claim it!!
fuck you blue. bitch
blue, Shitney is in Malibu. It's a different world there.
Why couldn't she ask her Mom? That would be my first choice!
It could be worse - baby could have been born on a return flight from Australia and have Tom as his "Dad".
apple juice and a slickened pinky to loosen it all up up there'll do the trick.
britney, pay me $400, and i'll do it next time.
*blort!*
My mom always tells me "you'll understand when you have kids" too. I think there is some truth in that. She's coming from the perspective of having been in both positions. I've only been in the one I'm in. She should know better than I if having kids really does change that much about a person.
As for the tax cuts, I think it's not rewarding people for procreating so much as cutting people some slack who have the enormous task of raising and paying for children....so they can be tax payers someday. It's all very planned out. =)
Four months old is too young to start food, he should only have breast milk or formula right now.
Studies have shown that if you feed them food too young, they develop nasty food allergies.
Dr. Spock
Baby Expert
tim you always kill me. too funny!
As to why didnt she ask her mom... Maybe she couldnt get in touch with her mom. Maybe mom was out of town who knows.
Not that it matters, but I am so sick of that "don't comment unless you're a parent" - bullshit - you don't need much more than two brain cells to spark together in order to solve most problems... Becoming a parent doesn't require a brain so simply being one doesn't mean much.
The baby is, um, er, not so cute.
Looks like a rich fat man who should be in a top hat, a three piece suit with a diamond in his tie and sprats.
(yeah, i did just describe one of the characters you can play in Monopoly)
that's the problem mia. obviously this post and thread shows us that too many retards are reproducing
The baby looks like "Spanky" on the "Little Reacals".
I think he is cute, he IS a BABY for crying out loud.
well fo r all the sake of the unborn kids swiming in ur sacks i hope you never ever procreate!
Yep, after you've had a constipated baby for a while you learn the secret "thermometer trick". Just lube a thermometer and shove it up there and poop happens. The peds often don't recommend it because they know how stupid people are. They don't want to get sued if someone like Shitney accidentally shoves the entire thermometer up the kid and can't get it out.
brent, i actually think her baby is quite sexy. a little courvoisier, a little candle light, a little thomas the train engine...we'll take things from there, SPF.
*Rascals........not Recalls...
Daya, I'm not trying to say I pay for families taxes, just that I have to pay more. I feel penalized for not spouting out a herd.
You said it StoneyBaloney. Talk about diluting the gene pool. I bet SPF wins a darwin award someday...
Jess! yeah I know, it wasn't you who said that. Again....don't know how it works down there.
no car seat and now she doesn't know what constipation is? why the hell is she allowed to keep that child???????????
I would love to see how many times you guys will run to the ER when you have a kid. You dont even know.
But when you do "spout out a herd", you have a lot of other stuff to spend money on. Dependency is important. It's the governments way of making sure that even if kids have retarded parents, hopefully some of the money will trickle back to them because they can't help it. I think both being single and being married w/kids have their perks. Sure we pay more taxes but everything we buy is for us! I love that about my budget.
On Topic...I still think Brit is a dumb bitch!
What about people who get to take a deduction on their mortgage interest? How about getting to deduct student loan interest? How about getting to deduct charitable expenses? I get to deduct all these lifestyle choices and people seem to only be bothered by the child deductions and credits I (as a parent) am allowed.
Pat..I've been there stuffing a thermomether up my little peanut's butt.
Rabies : Exactly what I mean!!!!
HAAAAA DAYANARA! SHE IS DUMB!
fo sho---I agree. To make sure that no one is rewarded on a special basis, the government provides us with a huge variety of ways to get bent over (no matter our lifestyle). That way it all evens out in the end. =)
I don't think most people care about the going to the hospital part... Of course she'd want to make sure he wasn't, like choking on a cheeto or craving a smoke or something.
But why doesn't she have her own doctor? And I mainly chip in because I like every fresh proof that she's dumber than a sack of okra.
Lulu, it seems so *wrong* doesn't it? Poor little baby-butts. But it works!
I wonder if the ER staff did the thermometer trick on SPF and they just left that part out of the tabloid story.
I'm gonna drop it. I worked at a child care center all through college and perhaps I've just seen to many welfare mothers working the system. I recognize the validity of the system; I've just seen to many people using their tax refunds and other goverment benefits for their use while the kids get naught.
Y'all. Maybe her mama was at the Mardi Gras.
I have never seen a baby who looked so- shall I say- out of it?
Usually babies are very alert and busily taking in everything around them. (Remember it is the first time they are seeing everything!)
But SPF just looks sleepy and drugged all the time.
Its from all the Cheetos and Coca Cola he's getting from mama's titty juice
Jess--yeah, I agree that it's sad. It hurts my feelings when I go to the store to buy my meager malt-o-meal cereal just to see a family load up not one, but two carts with steak and produce which they pay for with food stamps...and a giant wad of $50s.
Not that I wanna get involved in the arguing, I don't have kids, but when I was little I would get nasty ear infections. My dad took me to the ER in the middle of the night more times than he cares to remember. Our family doctor simply wasen't available at 2 am, and when you have to get up for work at 5am and have a screaming kid, you do what you gotta do.
Jess: now...I agree with that!!
I'm sorry, but SPF looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome.
When my parents got divorced and my dad left my mom with nothing, she tried to get help from the government and they told her that she would have to quit her job and move into special housing. She just wanted help, not a handout. They wouldn't let her. Of course, after that she took up a roommate who has lived with us for 25 years...prompting a whole new form of embarassment..the lesbian rumors. hehe
So yes, it's really easy to abuse the system but it's also no reason to cast judgement on people with planned pregnancies that want to have the extra money it takes to really make a good life for those kids
Well I think welfare should seriously be done away with anyways. When people dont get a free ride maybe they will think twice about having more kids.
see you guys are now having a good discussion.. it can be done!
everyone is stating their point of view without name calling !!!
thank you!
There's a very quick emergency solution you can do at home. Get some of the teeny tiny baby enemas. They are the size of a little bubble with a tiny tube on it and there's glycerin in it. Works like a charm, even on the toughest poop-strikers! They're in the pharmacy and/or baby product section. They don't hurt or harm the baby in any way and it gives them relief within minutes.
Rabies, I feel for your Mom. My best friends husband just left her and she is going throught the same scenario. She is someone who really needs help, but they are making it very hard for her to get it.
problem solved tunnel! very informative! I'll keep that in mind when I am financially ready to start a family, thanks
Well on the plus side, I got another great mom out of it.
SPF probably sat in front of the TV when it was turned to "Maury" and kept crying and screaming, and wouldn't move, even when she tried to throw the remote at him.
Yep TOL, those Fleet BabyLax glycerin bulb thingies are even better than the thermometer trick. I was going to mention them but I've already blathered on here too much about baby poo.
Someone should have Shitney read these comments.
Bitch needs to stop feeding that boy Cheetos. Stick to baby food and milk.
no duck ,he was watching Flavor Of Love, LOL
Stoney - I've been working since BEFORE I had kids....got an early start on my OWN taxes. Where do you get off saying you pay for MY taxes because I have kids?????
Jess--yeah, I agree that it's sad. It hurts my feelings when I go to the store to buy my meager malt-o-meal cereal just to see a family load up not one, but two carts with steak and produce which they pay for with food stamps...and a giant wad of $50s.
Rabies | 02.17.06 - 3:05 pm | #
Rabies and Jess I so hear you. These welfare people really piss my ass off. A lot of the time when you see them, they're buying these crazy-expensive roasts and shit which they turn around and sell to restaurants. I once saw one of them pay for a case of beer with nickels. I wanted to scream.
ok, so my new gravatar was rated but isn't showing up...is there something I have to do? I went to gravatar.com, and the rating has changed but the picture hasn't! help!
Oh boy the thermomether thing is like the pandora box, once it's open there is no way back.
I agree Stoney, being financially ready is one part of the deal that some people forget when having babies. I'm 34 with my first baby I've been paying taxes out of my ears for years it's about time that I get some relief, if any. I'm more that entitled to it.
nicely done lulu. I guess there is hope for the country
pats those are the things I'm talking about - they're lifesavers.
MOuse!! I know!!
having kids is tough... and it never ends does not matter what age they are. just new problems...
I feel for my friend. She has 3 kids ages 1, 4 and 6. They gave her $500 a month in food stamps, and only $275 cash. Her husband doesn't help at all. She had to get the kids to the Dr., buy their medicine, clothes and gas all on that. That's $75 a week. She could work, but not more than 35 hours a week. I let her get my groceries with her food stamps and I gave her cash. The system sucks. $75 a week wouldn't even pay for daycare or a decent babysitter.
wow, crazy you worked BEFORE you had kids? that's what you're supposed to do! are we supposed to applaud you for that? read my previous comments if you want to know where I get off.
Will this day never fucking END? God!
Gotta say Rabies that I like the way you handle yourself on these boards.
Anyway, it may or may not even out in the end, but I think it's so interesting that people just focus on what others are "getting" while not realizing the blessings of their own situations.
Stoney, why are you so hostile? What is wrong with what Crazy said? Maybe she didn't have to work b4 she had kids but did so anyway b/c she wanted to?
Stoney if I recall we all pay taxes..
I payed them when I worked before kids and after.. what is the deal with taxes ? someone worked to pay for your school taxes when you were growing up and they payed for mine too, and we pay them now
What crazy meant I think is that she's been always paying taxes...just like me, so it just doesn't make sense to say single people pay for families taxes....its just not right!! very dumb comment.
Put it this way, my husband and I both work and make decent money, we bough a nice house and share taking care of our peanut. The girl next door is a stay home mother, her husband works part time (they are pretty young) so since they don't make enough money they get food stamps, free medical, call it the works. She mention it that it's easier for her to stay home and get help b/c if she gets a job that will push them to the next level and get no shi*.
Whose fault is it, the people or the system...grrrrr, it makes me mad that I pay over 400 a month for my medical insurance and still go to the doc and get a copayment of about 150 dollars for ER visits
I'm just PMSing. And I owe a shitload of taxes while all the fat bitches at my work are getting returns because they have kids. Pay no attention to me.
Actually all our taxes go to the illegal immigrants that pop out 20 kids and get everything in life for free from america.
Alright Stoney. This is the comment that rubbed me raw:
"I'm sure all of you tax-paying bitches out there appreciate my singleness, as we are the ones paying for your fucking families' tax returns"
There is a little thing called DEDUCTIONS and the more kids you have, the more deductions you have which means THATS MORE MONEY THEY TAKE OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK. this is why our sorry ass baby popping bitches get more money back at the end of the year, because they tax our ass more every time we get paid. Get it?
And, yes I began working at the age of 16 to help my parents out.
I'm single with no kids and I pay taxes out the ass, but that's for different reasons. Can't speak for anyone else, but I know for me personally, I'd LOVE to not pay as much!
You know, I spend days looking at everyone's comments and I know nothing about any of you. I know this is so 1995 but:
22yo/F/Co
(unmarried in college)
That Anon 3:35 was me. And I'm PMS'ing too...I guess this is why I got bitchy about it.
hey rabies
Talking about taxes? Does anyone want to pay my Husband's Business taxes??? It's fucking insane!!! 
When your claim more deductions it lowers the amount they withold from your check.
Sassy Ass!!!!.... : fuck! tell me about it, my mom owns her business too...fuckers want to get it all!!!!
Anyone else want to share something about themselves so we can size up your tax information? j/k of course. I just want to know more about everyone
Thanks, Jess. I guess she got me so pissed off by putting me in a general category with everyone, I guess I may have been talking out of my ass.
Jess: YEs, and it lowers the refund amount too. (HA! passed Taxation I and II with an A+)
You're not supposed to use suppositories that often though. Where in the story does it say that she didn't wait a few days, hoping that he will have a bowel movement? Does no one remember going to the ER in the middle of the night? Why is everyone intent on bashing her because she was a panicked mom? It's not your tax dollars paying for her visit.
Speaking of tax dollars, you can claim anything, not just your kids, if you itemize. Stuff for work, school, gas mileage, prescriptions, interest payments on your home, sales tax on new vehicles. You just have to itemize instead of taking the standard deduction. As for getting more back when you're married with kids, it's not always true.
rabies,, I have a lot of beaus...many
and a bad temper,, I throw things when I get mad
Actually Cajun, deductions are what decrease the income that is taxable by the government. Thus reducing what you owe to the government and possibly resulting in a refund of any overpayment taken out of your paychecks for the year. Credits ac
Exemptions is what determines what is taken out of your actual paychecks.
Daya...It's fucking crazy. You would shit if you knew how much we payed per quarter!!! I feel for your mom. Those fuckers!!!
Well, one good thing out of my rant....at least everybody knows I am NOT a lawyer
HA! Anyone who complains about taxes, move your asses to Canada. You wanna talk about shitty taxes?
sigh. i fucking hate taxes. ok i'm out of this thread i swear.
Well, Rabies, most of us are cool with each other but sometimes the threads get infested with filth. Now me, I don't care what they say for the most part, but I don't like it when people hate. Having said that, I am white and female. And contrary to what people like to post, I do NOT weight 300 pounds, I weigh about 147. Carry on! 
My friend and I work at the same plce, and make the same amount. So do our husbands. When we did our taxes this year, we got back $2500, and she got back $2000. She has two kids, we don't. We paid about the same amount in taxes for last year, roughly $13,000.
When I was single, my first tax return was for $1300. The next year, I got married, and made the same amount as the year before. When I did my taxes, married filing separate, I got back $300. Hmm..$1000 less than when I was single...
Mouse..lol..I love your pickle btw
Rabies
34/f/FL
married / work as an accountant
enjoy: bodydoarding/rugby/foreign films/brit bands from the 80's
born in Chile/moved to the US (legally!) about 10 years ago
Sophia, I know!! I do my mom's business tax return...fuckers take 40% Can you believe that shit?? 40%!!!!????? I try to get away with as many deductions and exceptions I can...but it's insane.
BTW: I hate paying Gst and Pst...15% on everything you buy??? give me a break.
I've had plenty of friends take their kids to the ER b/c of stupid shit. I guess when you're a mom, little things get blown up into raging illnesses. I say, "Better safe than sorry."
Rabies..I am white/female, married for almost 9 years and have 2 kids. I'm not a fatty sitting at my computer. I am 5' and 102 lbs..
wow? that high Daya??
lulu! I'm an accountant too, in Canada tho.
Katie....yes, that high, it all depends on the line of business.
I bet if Reese took her kid to the ER for a scraped knee, people would be wanting to give her an award for Mother-of-the-Year.
At least she had a reason (he was probably screaming in agony) - - - my stepdaughter's mom took her to the ER for a fucking sinus infection! Dumb bitch. Guess what my insurance said? Sorry, not an emergency, so fork over another $100!
Counting my boss shi* load of money....
Yeah Rabies, there's lots of love here. I am not 500lbs, merely 480.
Katie Scarlett is the skinniest, at 476, right honey?
Daya, I swear to god if I have to pay a dollar a litre for gas ever again, I will shit. Almost all of Canada's gas is made like, 10 minutes from my house and I'm paying a fucking dollar? Gimme a break. I feel ya on the taxes...they are shit
Is it normal to be married w/ no kids, but be taxed 23%? I only make 30,000 a year gross.
This tax discussion is cracking me up because it's in the constipated SPF comment section. Shit and taxes go so well together, LOL.
our gas is very high right now.. bbut those taxes wow!
Taxes = turds, pats. TURDS!
At least we have free healthcare here, though. Next time I'm constipated, I'm gonna get me a free enema from some hot doctor
THe nurses had to clean his diaper? Then he was fine? Where did that quote come from?
I am 28. Female, white. I am not married, but living in sin. I reside in Indiana (runs from hilljack jokes) My tax refund this year is a whopping $111. (cause I tried to be tricky & increased my deductions from 1 to 2 last year) I work as an office manager in a tool & die shop. Brown curly bobbed hair, hazel eyes. 5' 10" 160 lbs. Go ahead & call me a fatty. I am zaftig & loving it. TMI?
Sophia!! Fuck...here we go, let's talk about fucking gas price!! give me a fucking break!!!
.98 cents!!!!!!???? Damn it, and I have to drive to Missisauga this weekend, Do you know how much is that shit gonna cost me?
I bet if Reese took her kid to the ER for a scraped knee, people would be wanting to give her an award for Mother-of-the-Year.
Britney is the Best | 02.17.06 - 3:49 pm | #
Um, Reese would never do that. She has a brain.
But yes! we have free health care!! so that's good.
Getting back to Shitney. I think she loves her baby alot. The car thing was fucking stupid but she just must of freaked out. I didn't had a problem with my kids shitting..
pats that bottle looks real nice about now
Jess, you are a fatty.
HAHA JUST KIDDING. 130 of those 160lbs is probably 1/2 brain, 1/4 tits and 1/4 ass
Jess, no, not too much. Here, I'll give more:
I am getting my BS in Microbiology with a minor in Anthro
I am living in part time sin with my bf
5'8, 155
Light brown hair with green eyes
I work in a computer lab which is why I can have fun with you guys all day!
Katie, you guys can't pump your own gas, right? WTF is that about?
well I am really 5'5 125 pounds great tits! for real LOL
You know, I do tend to agree she's somewhat of a trashy skank, BUT most new moms are overly careful with their babies. Anyone who has had a first baby can attest to that.
no we do not.... and its great... lazy as hell... against the law...
I hate when I drive to PA or Del or Ny ,and I am like WTF !!
Some man named Bill pumped my gas on Monday morning. It was great!
I'm probably going to be an overprotective mom. My kids will be spoiled. =) Except for one thing...I refuse to talk like a child to them. Kids are actually little people. I dislike parents who encourage the baby talk to continue.
BTW: I hate paying Gst and Pst...15% on everything you buy??? give me a break.
Dayanara | Homepage | 02.17.06 - 3:46 pm | #
Daya, q'est-ce c'est?
Sophia, I am all T & A baby. It's great. I lost 40 lbs last year, but my boobs went away. My bf told me to gain it back, so I did so happily.
I have a BA in English and German. Plus some accounting and tax classes at the local univ.
Rabies..I am with you on that. I never baby talked to my kids. It drives me freaking crazy when they do that!!! 
I love Britney
I'm sorry in advance for pissing people off, but I agree with Stoney and Jess. I recently had to deal with some pretty serious descrimination at work because I'm a single person. Moms with kids could leave work at the drop of a hat for some kind of child emergency...meanwhile I was the primary caretaker for my dying father and I was told I would get fired because I begged to leave work so I could go home, and find his ass thoroughly confused dumping cereal all over the place dressed like Howard Hughes. I had to call 911 and sit with him in the hospital all night (the first of many nights like that)...and I was told if I missed any time at work, I would get fired. I missed a total of four days in over two months...the chick next to me with kids missed more than twice that in exactly two months because of having to pick her kids up and shit and NOTHING was said to her. So yes, I'm fucking bitter. I think single people are completely discriminated against and the example I just gave is a small one when compared to my gay best friend having to read corporate email after corporate email talking about how couples are male and female period. What does this have to do with taxes? I have no idea. I'm sure you guys are all great parents and it's cool that you have families and everything. I'm just saying that sometimes in the hub-bub of your busy daily lives, you don't realize some of the spoils you receive just because you're parents.
Also, I think that person who keeps saying CHEEZ stuff is pretty hilarious. I know you guys don't like him/her that much, but I enjoy reading the interesting ways in which he/she can work the "word" CHEEZ into his/her comments.
Shit Jess, if you're 5'10" and 160....after gaining back 40 lbs...
I'm 5'8" and 155ish and I'm pretty thin. I'm jealous that you get to be that tall, that light, and still have titties..you suck =)
Rabies,
26, white/female, married, pregnant. Live in NH right now, moving soon to OK.
yes I tell my kids to fuck off all day long
Oh well for that matter I'm 5.1 and 105 lb and borrowed boobs (still nursing)
I got my BA in Communications & BS in Business Administration back in Chile.
Katie, you are so hot! You lazy slut!
Mouse....GSt is the federal sales tax....7% PST is the provincial sales tax...8%, everything you buy is taxable at 15%(7+ it sucks.
Dear Princess Sophia,
I love you.
Rabies, my boobs are my joy. Don't be jealous.
I am five foot one million and billions of pounds. And a girl. From PA.
Are we all chicks here?
I never took my kid to the ER because of 24 hour nurses. Don't they have that anywhere else? And yes, the thermometer usually does the trick - something you usually read about when you're pregnant.
Has anyone noticed that KFucker is never anywhere around?
Rabies...
I am:
5'4"
130 pounds but working on 125
34DD and all mine
married 25 years
one child, boy, 16
BA in English and Journalism
"retired"
live in Nebraska
Some picture, huh?
Isn't 150 at 5'8 pretty big? I weigh 125 at 5'7", and I think I'm pretty chunky. Especially after bricksandstones ran an article from US saying that my ideal weight is lower than that.
I think he's ugly too - not even the least bit cute
Eeks, what about the Family Medical Leave Act? Where are you located?
I'm thinking of all the stories I've heard from my friends parents about how they used to take them to the ER for putting peas and whatnot up their noses.
eeks..Sorry to hear about that. My hub treats all the ladies that work for him the same. Single or married. Maybe he could hire you???
Fatty, according the the BMI I am overweight. I prefer the term curvy, thank you very much.
Oh no..all babies are cute...some more than others, have you seen Heidi Klum baby now..gosh!
I dunno. I'm not skinny by any means (was 125 in high school and I got dizzy standing up) but I certainly don't think I'm thick.
Hey, it's FAC (Friday Afternoon Club)!!
Wish we could all met for drinks about now.
Hearts...Damn, girl. I am jealous. I have full B boobs but I want to be a nice C cup...
*meet*
Eeeks - "you don't realize some of the spoils you receive just because you're parents"
Too bad all of those "spoils" are spent on food, clothes, doctor bills, school fees, etc., etc., etc.
Unfortunately, some bosses do let others get away with more because they have kids. I guess that's a topic that should be taken up during the interview instead of being mad at people for having kids and finding a job that can accommodate that.
Sassy--everyone wants what they can't have. To quote the song The Boob Fairy Never Came for Me, "I'm not asking for some mellons, just a cute curvaceous B!"
I was a small 32A and now I'm filling a 34C...Gosh I love being a milk bar
Sassy, girl...I will bet yours are nice and perky though! The thing with "the doublemint twins" is...realizing the "gravity" of the situation!
Lulu--my boyfriend wants me to get pregnant as soon as we get married for two reasons 1)unprotected sex 2)giant boobies =)
hearts I've completely fallen off the Atkins bandwagon! TONS of chips and hot sauce, even foraging the kids' Valentine candy!
We've gone from fighting over Britney to giving our stats? Go figure...
flowers!
As a mom, I say better safe than sorry. It is very scary to have a constipated baby - really.
Damn hearts, don't those things about make you fall over? I am merely a c cup.
eeeks, I hear that! This one bi-atch I work with comes into work everyday at 9;30 am just because she likes to walk her little brat to school. He's 11! And my bosses are never here because they play golf all day, so I've started coming in at 9 just for the hell of it! So what if that's passive aggressive. We should all be equals in the workplace when it comes to hours and vacations.
Rabies let me whisper this to you...you get LOTS of sex...I was soooo in the mood when I was preggo, till the last minute.
plus my friends tell me I'm fat, which doesn't help. but I wear a size five.
lol..Lulu...that's what my mom said too
Scout...one of my gal pals gave me the book "French Women Don't Get Fat" cuz she knows the hell I am going through right now...valentine candy...and I am already looking forward to Easter eggs!
We don't need your stats, scout, by your pic we already know you are gorgeous!
her little brat?
But then once baby is home...it's GONE!
I won't know for awhile. I told him he has to wait. We've already decided that we won't even consider getting married til we're done with our undergrads (we're both taking forever to get through school)
Fatty darling, a size 5 at 5'7" is so not fat. Are your friends 0's? Don't give in to bobblehead syndrome. I'm sure you are beautiful.
he is a little brat. he's been suspended twice for hitting girls
aw thanks hearts.
I do hold bachelor's degrees in Accounting and Nursing... just to offset the "you all must be stupid, ignorant lazy..." comments
Jess...the only thing that really pisses me off is the fact that some of the really sexy bras actually do not come in my size! Shyte! And I have to wear a 6 on the bottom and a 10 on the top!
Jesus!! Stoney do you really hate kids or is it just your PMs? just a simple question (not throwing shit)
My BMI is 18, and I certainly never thought I was fat, until my friends started talking and I started paying attention to magazines.
OK never mind...he is a brat!
I didn't work there long enough for FMLA.
CrazyCajun: I don't hate people with kids. I realize the language in my comment was harsh, hence the disclaimer. Honestly, I think people should be allowed to leave to take care of their kids..but I also think they should be allowed to leave to take care of sick relatives...especially if they are they are the only ones that relative has. I meant "spoils" in terms of privileges...not money.
All I was saying is that people in general should make it a habit to walk in other people's shoes and look at things from different perspectives. Again, I was never mad at my co-workers...I was mad at management for being so cold towards me and warm towards others because everyone had kids and talked about their kids except for me. That's all I'm saying. I loved my co-workers and my job. It was a shame I had to leave...but it was a toxic situation. Being a manager does not just mean that you're good at your job so you're promoted. It means you have to be able to relate to people...all people and their unique situations. I'm sorry to everyone I offended by my comments, but I'm sure you can understand my frustration.
My brother passed away a couple of years ago and I saw what my parents went through. You should be there for your children whenever they need you. When my dad was that sick, he was the child and I was the parent but I wasn't afforded the same privileges as a "real" parent and it wasn't fair. That's all I'm saying.
I really LOVE kids. But her kid is a brat and she talks about him constantly like he's god or a child sevant or something. It's really annoying.
Fatty...
Do not listen to your friends! BMI of 18??? Mine is 22 and I am thrilled...but then, I am "of a certain age."
Okay, this is funny. My friend works at IKEA. They are having some big review by the big Canadian HQ or some shit. I told her Daya's thing about how you guys up there get taxed so much and she was like, "Well, no wonder the Canadians look like shit!" I'm like WHAT? She said that if Canadians are taxed that much no wonder the people rating her store were so rough! She wondered what they were thinking leaving the hotel that way! Now, Mouse loves her northern friends and this is not a diss, but if you think about it, We should look even worse than the Canadians with the taxes we pay!
If this is not funny and I've had a brain fart, then please accept my apologies in advance.
Who here is Canadian besides me?
I just see talk of PST and GST. LOL Got my attention.
Hats off to my Canadian neighbours!!!
eeks..I think the world could just a little more sympathy/empathy. A friend of mine went blind for a week because of her MS and one of our professors made her feel guilty about putting off a test and almost made her take it anyway.
No, my friends are size 9 and 11, but they think they're perfect, and that I need to lose wieght. But they outweigh me by twenty thirty pounds. I don't want to think my friends could be cruel, b/c I'm always complimenting them. It's like a slap in the face!! So I've gained 10 lbs in five years, since high school ended, big whoop!! I'm 23, BTW.
Hearts...Yea, mine are perky and hub loves them.. I guess that is what matters..
I heart Canadians
Ha! mouse!!
Canuck: Fucking gst and pst.
I am pregnant with Michael K's lovechild. Does anyone know where h is today? I have to let him know. I think it's only right.
eeeks write a book on your own time.
weenie...see that's just what I was talking about
she did the right thing.. gut pain and constipation, with long term screaming and crying are nasty symtoms that can kill a child.. They suddenly get allergic to any change in diet or can pick up a bug.
Down with the GST!!!!!!! Fuck I hope PM Harper does something about it.
Your "friends" are jealous bitches and don't deserve the honor of being anyone's "friend".
eeeks- oh and you dont have any kids, so how do you know that you would not have felt the same way with a baby thats been screaming non-stop for hours.
in the process, weenie. Be sure to read it when it comes out. It's called: Deconstruction of the Devil: The Marguerite Perrin Story.
You know, in Brit's defence, I have heard babies can develop a blockage in their bowel that can actually kill them. I think a lot of moms would do the same as she did.
Maybe the ER was excessive but perhaps she couldn't get in with her PED right away.
eeeks...
Thanks for your comments...reading and keeping an open mind is the only way we learn and grow.
Eeeks, that sucks about your dad. I was made to feel guilty for attending my hubby's grandmother's funeral! My EX-boss told me "well, today's not a good day for you to miss"....i told him "well, i'm sorry but i didn't get the message to her in time"....JERK.
I'm glad you and I can at least disagree tastefully unlike a lot of morons on this site.
canuck, im canadian
eeeks.com
um...weenie, I commented on the SPF thing once. All I said was that it seemed weird that Britney didn't change his diaper before they got to the ER...so then the nurses had to do it. I only post under one name, so...yeah. I never said I wouldn't do the same thing.
Does anyone know what to do for a smelly cunt?
I think we should make it a policy to ignore people like jen (yesterday and still today btw if you go back to the eyebrows post) and anyone who attacks posters for no reason. After my fight with Jen the idiot, I'm really starting to think there is just no way to get through to some people and doing so as I am still doing with her only encourages them.
What do your tit sizes have to do with anything?
I think I missed that one Rabies. do I want to know what happened and what the arguing was about?
OK, I'm getting on this train late (just got back from lunch!)...
female, 28, Vancouver
Graphic designer (when I'm not screwing around reading this blog)
living in sin with bf
very short blonde bob (growing out a pixie)
5'5 and 125 (if I lose 7 pounds!!!)
haha...
SUCK MY ASSHOLE, RABIES
Jess how did you lose 40 lbs?
Indeed, CrazyCajun. I appreciate that you can understand I'm not mad at parents...I'm mad at management not treating people equally and acting like I'm insane for expecting fair and equal treatment.
This is for weenie: Honestly, if I had a child that was exhibiting the same symptoms as SPF, I would first call my mother then my doctor then the Emergicenter then the ER. In all fairness, however, I was never in that situation, so if you feel as though I can't comment on it, I respect that.
jjdaj
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aja
...just taking up a few more lines because I know you love it, weenie.
Rabies | 02.17.06 - 4:36 pm | # : That is right!
Rabies, hold your babie-itch we were married for 7 years before I got pg, I said have fun, enjoy each other, babies will come eventually, school & maternity are not easy tasks.
And on the bra issue, let me tell you that being a small size doesn't help either, you have to buy pre-teen white cotton plain bras or padded, gel/water filled bras, and they feel like false advertising. No luck either way.
smelly_poontang:
I'm no doctor, but a little shower and a douche should clear that right up. God speed!
Rachel McGowan is the most beautiful Canadian
Rabies, you are a beacon of intelligence in this crazy little d-listed world.
Lulu--yeah, my sister and I are both high-end As. When she got married, she wore padded bras and her husband went to have sex with her one night and was like, "where did your boobs go?"
someone special. I started working out, and I was on amphetemines so I only ate like once a day. Yeah, I know real smart. I'm better now.
You know...I work in a school and the freakin school board won't let me on the DLiested website. It says "contains a banned word". Damn internet filters.
I can't believe MK talked to Hottie. Hilarious!
Okay, well if we're gonna get personal, I am 5'6", I weigh 147, I have red hair and green eyes, I went to UConn and am single but taken.
Lulu--yeah, my sister and I are both high-end As. When she got married, she wore padded bras and her husband went to have sex with her one night and was like, "where did your boobs go?"
Rabies | 02.17.06 - 4:40 pm | #
FUCK!
I think we're all girls! Awesome.
Here's a thought- when any parent takes their child to the hospital/ER/clinic, and she complains of stomach problems, the nurse/doctor will examine the baby, check the diaper, listen to the stomach with a stethoscope, to see if their are any sounds coming from the stomach. There should always be some kind of gurgling. Then, they diagnose constipation, and put a new diaper on, hence "changing the diaper". Did you expect them to put the same diaper on?
most new mom's get scared about the slightest wimper and if your a good mom you do something. he was probably fussin' really bad.
For all those who wnt to lose weight and can commit to it: Fat Flush. I lost over 150 pounds on that shit and it is the best! Totally healthy and best of all, no nasty ass drugs to take.
rabies you ignore
No. Mine was illegal. Meth. Don't ever do it. Damn near wrecked my life. Can't belive I'm even admitting it on here. But I've learned from my mistakes.
Mouse--Fat flush?
How do I put a pic with my posts??
What is fat flush?
well, if he was constipated, he wouldn't need a new diaper, now would he!? (unless of course, he peed, but whatever)
Mouse...you lost 150 pounds?!? OMG, girl! I am so proud of you, I think I actually got a tear in my eye!
no one special: "Then, they diagnose constipation, and put a new diaper on, hence "changing the diaper". Did you expect them to put the same diaper on?"
When the nurse said she changed him and cleaned him up...that's when I thought maybe Britney had brought him there with a stinky diaper and hadn't changed it. That's why I was confused. That explanation makes total sense to me though. Thanks.
haha...can you imagine though if she took SPF to the ER everytime he needed to be changed? That would be like Michael Jackson crazy.
I am 5'9 and i am 190 right now, i use to be 5'9 120 lbs but then i got on zoloft and ballooned up, anyways i work out and always have like crazy ( i have A LOT of muscle) and i really done eat much at all i just cant understand why i can't actually lose weight it all turns to muscle. No one ever says i am fat, i have huge hips and no belly but still for myself want to get back to atleast 145. is your weight staying and wear those sz 5's which amphetemines did you take? i dont have a problem with food but maybe something else in it helped...i only eat 1200 cal a day if that..
Mouse what is that??? I would be willing to give it a try.
I got preggers with twins and I've been fat ever since. I'm 110 lbs heavier than I was when I got married..... 
I love food.
Stoney: exactly. That's what I was confused about.
Yeah, Rabies. Fat Flush. Fucking awesome. Easy but you have to commit. And you can eat fruits and veggies, unlike Atkins!
Mouse what is fat flush?
some1.... those drugs make you gain weight happened to me.. I had to go off them.... lost 15 pounds right away
Jess, you rock.
Mia is Shell, again. Bitch you've enough names. Damn, dlisted has turned into Shell and her 25 goofy names. Faded youth must be more boring than before. She is here more than she is at FY. (suck site)
meth made me pluck out my eyebrows too.
I went from 117 pounds to over 150 it was scary....never again
My doctor put me on amitriptyline (I think it's also called Elavil) for back pain, 20mg every night. I've been on it for a week and I'm sleeping like a baby, but I've already gained 8 lbs!
What the hell anon fron ny - I have never posted on this site with any other name???
Eeeks you really thought that, what are you 12 --When the nurse said she changed him and cleaned him up...that's when I thought maybe Britney had brought him there with a stinky diaper and hadn't changed it. That's why I was confused. That explanation makes total sense to me though. Thanks.
Never mind Mouse/Shell, you lie so much who could believe you anyway.
Fat Flush is a program by Anne Louise Gittelmann who is one of the top nutritionists in this country. Sorry, in the USA. It started out as a way to get a healthy liver but she discovered that if your liver is healthy and functioning the way it should be, you will lose weight. And you sure do. BUT no alcohol, cigs ar drugs, guys.
Yikes, I might be going on amphetamines soon because of a sleeping condition. I sure how I don't get all screwy with my weight and uhm..eyebrows.
girls rock
me thinks weenie is the one who's 12...
not so skinny...I am on Elavil for chronic pain, also...and it has made me really work for every pound I have lost...it is a real bitch.
Mia...ignore the trolls...they come out when you least expect them.
I pulled out my hair.
um, when a baby is changed and "cleaned up," I'm assuming there is something to CLEAN UP. That's all. So, yeah...I guess I'm 12 because I prescribe to the rules of logic.
ignore the trolls...they come out when you least expect them.
*******
Or when school lets out.
I have been off of it for a year now and still nothing, i even stopped the birth control because it hought maybe that was it. When I was 120 lbs i was very unhealthy i worked out like crazy I did tae bo like 4 times a day and ran and barely ate and if i did i threw it up, But when i started getting healthier i got to 145 and stayed there until the zoloft then i gained so much weight in so little time i didnt know what hit me! and damn all the jeans having that 2% spandex i never really knew i was gaining until i was 175 and had to go to the next size in jeans
Never mind Mouse/Shell, you lie so much who could believe you anyway.
some1special | 02.17.06 - 4:52 pm | #
WTF is that about? Who the hell ARE you?
Mia aka shell, keep lieing you may convince yourself, but not others. Ha Ha.
meth made me pluck out my eyebrows too.
eeeks.com | 02.17.06 - 4:51 pm | #
Holy shit, I thought I was alone on that. I used to stand in front of the mirror for sometimes up to 3 hours and pluck hair out of my eyebrows and then even starting plucking chin hair, etc. It was kind of sick.
Hey mouse can you give me more info, I dont drink smoke or do any drugs anyways so no loss for me there, is there a page i can go to or a book?
wow! we were having such a great discussion too. just carry on guys.. its the name changing fiend again
huh?
Bye, Dlisters..It was fun!!!
thanks heartsflowers! Trolls indeed.
I don't know what the heck this shell/name changing stuff is all about... whatever. I am who I am and have never pretended to be anyone else.
Moving on...
some1... someone is using your name
i never said that mouse, someone too my name dangit
Okay, some1special, did you just totally call me a liar? I am happy to tell you what I know but if that WAS you, then why should I?
Katie, what the hell is going on around here?
Mouse/shell...Your worst nightmare. Did you know telling lies is a sickness.....chick.. you are bad sick.
ignore IT....LOL
Mouse its just our not so friendly troll.....
I never called you a liar mouse, i do want to know
SOME1SPECIAL IS MOUSE AND SHELL. WHAT A LOSER.
not so skinny...I am on Elavil for chronic pain, also...and it has made me really work for every pound I have lost...it is a real bitch.
heartsflowers | 02.17.06 - 4:53 pm | #
Do you have back pain? I have herniated disks. When the doc suggested this medication I thought he was just figuring I was depressed or something. I didn't know Elavil was used for pain. I have been reading on the web about the weight gain. Yikes.
Explains why I have been so frigging hungry this week.
yeah...it was weird. I would just like pluck out way too many hairs on my eyebrows and then I would examine every pore on my face and basically create blemishes thinking I was getting rid of them.
I'm glad I didn't get in too deep with that shit. It was like 2 months of being on an off a bender and then I just decided I was wasting my money and my time and my life with it, so I stopped. I'm lucky I was able to just stop. I wish it was like that for everyone for every addiction. There are other things like smoking that I just can't quit.
Okay here are my stats:
mixed girl (black and white)
22
premiere banker
junior at SDSU
38 D all natural
5'5 and a half
Im thick but not fat.
Don't get it twisted...
Carry on
Hey mouse can you give me more info, I dont drink smoke or do any drugs anyways so no loss for me there, is there a page i can go to or a book?
some1special | 02.17.06 - 4:55 pm | #
Start with her web page. www.fatflush.com and then get her books. I wouldn't recommend buying the supplements from her site b/c they're wicked expensive. If you have a Vitamin Shoppe near you, go there. It's very important that you take the supplements but not that you pay through the nose for them.
Sorry, I didn't realise the children were highjacking your name.
Katiescarlett is also Shell, from faded youth.
Mouse is a fucking lesbian cunt.
Shit Vixyn, I'm straight and I'd hit you!
When i use to take ephedrine it use to make me pick my face like crazy, it was like a cumpulsive disorder
No problem. Even if he hadn't peed, nurses wouldn't put the same diaper on him. If they took his rectal temp, they probably had to use a lubricant. Basically, I think Britney did the right thing in this situation. Babies can really hurt themselves if they do not have a bowel movement in a few days. They can rupture blood vessels from straining too hard. I cannot imagine a doctor saying to only worry if it has been ten days. My friends doctor was worrying after three days.
just get a gravatar bitches! then they can't impersonate you! it's so freakin' easy!
oh damn you caught me ...I am shell..you got it shit I am busted....
Aww... thanks Mouse I heart u
Thank you Mouse I hope i can do as well as you have on it
Mouse, did you seriously lose that much weight with this diet?????
Because if it's true, I am totally inspired. I just feel that I am sooo overweight now... it's not like I only have 30lbs to lose. I have over 100 to lose!
It's nice to know there may be hope.
Fat Flush diet = no coffee....impossible for me with my sleeping problems. If I didn't drink coffee, I would only have like 2 useful hours before I had to nap instead of 5
but, I thought Mouse was shell, so I am Mouse..too?
Mouse, just shut up with your 20 different personalities. You make a fool out of yourself everywhere you post. You have too much time on your hands, try and find a JOB, mouse aka shell.
Yes, it DOES work but you have to be committed. A lot of cooking and preparation is necessary. And yeah, I lost all that weight. Just keep in mind that Fat Flush is a lifestyle change - not just a quick fix!
can i ask a question here? what do you DO all day? Do you wait for us to post, do you have a job?? just curious
The only diet that has ever worked for me is the Zone. Lost 10 pounds in 2 months, so it's not exactly a miracle, but it was consistent and stayed off! Wasn't hungry and did get to, you know, actually consume FOOD!
Mouse how long total did it take to lose so much weight?
Obviously they didn't clean a stinky diaper, she went there cuz he wasn't making stinky diapers.
Eeeks, you bring back nightmares. I did all that, plus I filed all my nails down to nothing, till it hurt. They were never even enough to me.
Rabies, you can have one cup of organic coffee per day. But if you can hang in there and stop the caffeine, once you go through the predictable withdrawals, you'll feel awesome.
Duh--my sentiments exactly.
not so skinny - it really is possible to do this. God, I sound like a stupid infomercial. But unless you have a medical condition that prevents you from losing weight, this will work if you stick to it. And unlike Atkins, if you slip, you won't gain back everything you lost.
And Mouse if you weren't such a big fat fucking turd, maybe you would be able to get a job.
God Jess! That sounds horrible! Are you okay now?
Too hard to give up coffee. Maybe when we have a diagnosis for why it is that I sleep more hours of the day than I'm awake, I can consider the next steps. Maybe if they put me on narcolepsy drugs or something I can give up the coffe, have energy to exercise, and there won't be a problem (that's what I keep telling myself anyway).
I feel like you have all cleared up the diaper situation for me and I appreciate it.
aren't you a little ashamed of yourself? Mouse its trying to help someone and you are being an ass..
wow you are sick....
So I submitted my gravatar early yesterday morning and I still have no confirmation. How long does it take usually?
Jess, it's a fucked up drug. No doubt about it. I'm glad we're both over it.
p.s. I didn't do the shit with the nails. I would just bite off the skin around my fingernails. So gross.
Mouse did you actually buy the fatflush kit?
You're all assholes.
Rabies, didn't you know that caffeine actually makes you sleepy? Honestly. It does. You peak and then you crash. Trust me, I ADORE coffee but that shit makes my ass tired after awhile!
katiescarlett-don't give in to the desire to reply to these halfwits. That dork is probably Jess again or someone just like her who likes to pick shit
The reason I ask is I need to get rid of my fat ass and fat pussy lips.
You may notice that Jess wasn't commenting or anything until I directly mentioned her before and then she came out of the woodwork. This tells me that she's going under different names bugging people.
M. Perrin and I will be praying for SPF tonight.
Come to think of it I think its katiescarlett doing the cloning and shit.It seems she always "pops in" and likes to converse with the "idiots". Hmmmm
the soup diet works for me. No chemicals or pills. Just fruit for breakfast, soup for lunch, and soup for dinner. I make my own chunky veggie soup DELICIOUS!! I lost twenty pounds three weeks, and kept it off. Every month, I'll go on the soup diet for a week.I now weigh 130, and I'm 5'8
Fucker...stop using my name!
Yes Mouse, I'm better now. Thank God.
Rabies are you talking about me? And may I ask what you mean?
hmmm
Rabies,
Have you had an MRI yet?
Vixyn - *blushes*
No some1special. I bought the stuff on my own at Vitamin Shoppe and Mrs. Green's. You have to ba careful of things like the cranberry juice. Health food stores charge as much as US$10.00 per bottle but places like Trader Joe's charge on US$3.99.
Duh is that like the cabbage soup?
Well good night everyone I'm going home.
Have a nice weekend
Come to think of it I think its katiescarlett doing the cloning and shit.It seems she always "pops in" and likes to converse with the "idiots". Hmmmm
Rabies | 02.17.06 - 5:15 pm | #
That shit was not me. I'm getting pissed you doppledanger fuck. Why are you harassing people? Don't be a pussy and say who you are. I don't hide behind the internet and attack people. I use one screen name and I'd prefer if you left it alone.
Rabies, I know that wasn't you but I still feel the need to say that KatieScarlett is one of the BEST people who post here. She is genuine and has an awesome sense of humour. Your avatar should show up within 48 hours.
I would probably lose more weight if I exercised, but I'm too lazy.
5:14 shell, we all already know this. Have a pussy tuck, you might get laid then.
No MRI yet. We're working on it. I also have a sleep study consultation next tuesday afternoon. So far some bloodwork has been done. I am good on thyroid hormones as well as the female ones (LH, Estrogen, etc) I had a catscan though, so topologically I know that I have no tumors, aneurisms, or microchips in there. =)
OK, I will have an avatar by Monday too... (Useless news announcement!). Have a good weekend everyone, I'm outta here for today!
Seeya Mia
There's cabbage in the soup, and zucchini, corn, celery, carrots, tomatoes. Sometimes I add some minestrone shells and sirloin steak for variety. It is extremely delicious and healthy.
ugh..this sucks. I scroll down to read the blog for the first time today, and I'm not even going to bother with these posts because I know 344 comments are not on Britney's baby.
You guys, please stop. PLEASE. Aim, personal email, ANYTHING. This is a message board, not a chatroom. And it just really sucks for myself and I'm sure other people to have to scroll through so much nonsense to just read some funny comments on the post.
This is not meant for an attack, but cmon. Your really ruining it for some of us who just like celeb gossip and funny comments (on the post.)
MK even asked once that you all please stay on topic. It would just be alot more fun for other people.
I am going in to the hospital next week to get my extra male parts cut off. I don't need a vagina AND a dick. So I am just going to be a woman instead of a tranny she-male.
I complained of tiredness, vertigo and headaches for two years before they finally gave me an MRI. I also did a sleep study. My thyroid was normal and they still put my on thyroid meds.
I just found out March 29th that I have a small brain tumor.
So make sure you get to the bottom of this and don't let the effers put you off.
Sometimes brain tumors don't show their ugly selves on CTscans.
not so skinny...
Sorry it took so long to answer you back...no, I have a condition called trigonitis....which is a fancy term for inflammation of the bladder...gross, I know. If I don't take it, it feels like a bladder infection without the infection...but thanks to Elavil, I have been pain free for five years...PTL!!
Goodnight all you beautiful D-listers! Have an awesome weekend! 
That's it. I appreciate all your feedback and fun conversation today but I'm getting the hell out of here until I have a gravatar. I'm sick of this childish impersonation shit.
OneVooDooVixen--Thanks for the info. Believe me, I'm looking into it because I'm sick of feeling this way. It's really hindering my education.
Jenn-You're probably right. I won't post personal stuff after this
Ouch heartsflowers, that sounds painful. Interesting, though because my mom always complains of feeling like she has a bladder infection and yet her C&S comes out normal. I'll have to tell her about this....
Holy CRAP. Dudes, it is Friday, what the shit is going on! Go get some martinis and feel sorry for the suckers like me still stuck at work!
One VooDoo - that totally sucks!
Did the baby throw up blood at her face? How divinely Exorcist...
Goodnight. I need to go home and create some more hotmail accounts and fake gravatars so I can continue my reign of terror. I feel touched. I made the list and I have my first hater. All you sane D-listers have a good weekend.
have a good weekend all
Sorry Jenn, I won't post any more personal stuff either, I didn't know that it wasn't allowed.
My most sincere and humble apologies.
ya know on the topic of soup, i have a special recipe. I shit into a pot and then piss in it,then puke in it and then i chop some carrots in it and cook it for 3 hours on low.
It tastes fabulous.
Thanks Princess Sophia, you are a sweetie.
I would gladly share a cosmo or green apple martini with you!
Have a great weekend everyone. Any questions about Fat Flush go to iVillage.com and they have live forums!
To all of you haters - remember you have to be 21 to buy beer here! So maybe you want to go listen to your little popstar CDs and do each others' hair! Ta!
Have a good weekend ladies!!
And duh, you probably shouldn't eat that, cause you could get sick.
*MUAH!*
Have a nice day everyone
OneVooDooVixen - do NOT apologize. We all do it and the ones who don't like it can go fuck a knothole. There's only so many comments you can mae about one post, yeah? No worries. Go have a martini or something!
Peace out Everyone. To all who has a three day weekend(like me)ENJOY!!!
the troll bugging mouse katie shell and everyone else is Tammy from VA, aka the brangelina stalker. same dumb writing style.
fuck off tammy.
JENNIFER ANISTON ROCKS!!!
so what's on her face? sorry if it's been asked already, i didnt want to go through 400+ comments. thanks.
peko--The stuff on her head is from a Hindu ceremony she took the tike too a few weeks back. You can search for it in the archives =)
Thanx Mouse!
Actually, I am on my way out the door to do some much needed shopping. That will perk me up. To all you fun ppl out there....have a faboo three day weekend.
Peko, those are some hindu markings on her forehead, it is part of their religion.
Jenn:
Please understand that for the most part people have stopped talking personal stuff. If you scroll through this entire thread, you will see that there are a few people who target other individuals and spew hate all day. They start the bullshit. And believe me, the targeted people (Mouse, Katiescarlett, CrazyCajun, Shell, etc. etc.) would love for nothing more than to actually stick to the topic without getting bashed on everything they say. It can be really really hard to ignore some of the stuff that is said over and over again, it is hateful and mean.
On the other hand, yes people did go off topic. But you have to understand that it does happen sometimes. There are people who IM and email with others, me being one of them. But really, come on, there's not personal stuff in every single thread every single day, and sometimes shit happens, it does go off topic.
D-Mannose Plus cures bladder problems naturally and works.
well said Jenn!!
that does NOT make her a "dumb bitch"
she is a first time mother who didn't know what was happening with her child. what if she didn't rush him to the er and something more serious was going on???
yeah, fuck off.
Yeah I think every first-time mom has over-reacted one time or another. It happens, and doctors/nurses understand that for the most part.
Jenn, you are not too well liked around here I would watch it if I were you
Or what DSS?????
Grow the hell up!
im honry
I don't think you're too well liked DSS. Where do you get off threatening people??!!
YOU ARE PSYCHOTIC!
I wonder if Jenn caught the irony of posting a comment complaining about people not staying on topic?
Somehow I don't think she did.
Oh look. It's VD again.
wow..someone just told me to "watch it" on the internet. I'm terrified. Give me a break.
Yeah, you should be real scared.
VB: vaginal boil
I made up that name because I have vagina breath.. fat Tammy's vagina..
Jenn is a loser home on a Friday night
so am I..
I am big fat and ugly....
I masturbate over hot kiddie porn.
I do? Oh yeh I have 20 personalities
yeh right
THAT KID HAS MAD JOWLS.
It looks like SPF took a bloody shit on her forehead!
All you britney bashers are evil, pathetic losers. That girl lives in a fishbowl. She can barely wipe her ass without someone taking a picture of her. I'm sure you all have made plenty of mistakes, but yours won't make front page news.
I bet someone has said this already, but I couldn't bother to read through 480 comments...that is poop on her forehead!
And she so hates her "fishbowl" that she's doing reality tv?
Lol! She should really start reading up on how to care for babies, seriously.
AB isa dumbass!
AB=ABnormal
AB=Abcessed Bunghole
AB=Anal Breath
she needs parenting lessons to raise her and the baby...
whoever is saying dumb f*&ked up sh*t about her, please shut the f*&k up. You are the bitches.
I'm siding with Brit on this. My little brother was eternally 'constipated' as a child. To the point where he gave himself a hernia trying to push out poo. Aside from my nicknaming him 'buttnugget', this thing isn't to be taken lightly. Especially as a new mom. Give her a break. Now the ER for cramps? Bitch have a sit down and Midol. THAT shit was ridiculous.
Obviously, Brit's not breast feeding anymore, or else her son wouldn't have that problem.
If there is anything that Brit and K-Fed should know about, it's shit. Maybe they should play Popozao to Shit By for SPF. Never mind, that would just make him puke.
I think she's overcorrecting for the stupidity of not putting him in the carseat and now she is going far and above to show that she is a "good mom."
And yes, I would know what she's going through. My son is only a few weeks older than Sean and he's my first too. So stop with the young mother excuses. Brit's mom raised three physically healthy kids so there's no excuse for anyone to claim that she has no resource for information.
Whether you think her mom did a good job or not is a matter of perspective.
fo sho | 02.17.06 - 2:25 pm | #
EXACTLY!!!
sorry, but she could have easily picked up the phone and called a number of people and gotten help that way. i am a mother, and when i didnt know what was going on with my daughter, i called my mom. if she wasnt avaialable, i called my MIL...then on down the line to the nurse help line.
she is doing this for attention and to prove to the world that "damn it, i am a good mom - SEE?!"
You people are talking way too much about this shit. Who cares! It's normal to take your baby to the hospital when he's in pain and won't stop crying. Lots of moms do it. You're so quick to make fun of her without knowing what it's like. Really, alot of you need to seriously grow up. It's really sad to see how many mean spirited and immature people are out there. To the people making all those nasty comments about britney, if it makes you feel better to put someone down, you seriously need to do a self-check and maybe get some therapy.
It looks as though Britney doesn't know shit about babies.
And what's with the bindi?
NOT REALLY A DUMB BITCH JUS A WORRYED MUM!
1ST: WHO ARE YOU ASSHOLES TO CALL HER A DUMB BITCH??
IT IS OBVIOUS THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW, AND IF IT HAS NEVER HAPPEN TO EITHER ONE OF HER KIDS..HOW WAS SHE SUPPOSE TO KNOW..ANYTHING ON THAT???
YOU ASSHOLES SCUMBAG MEDIA BITCHES KILL ME! SHE HAS TO BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT..BECAUSE FAT, SCALLYWAGS LAMES WOULDN'T BE WASTING THEIR BORING TIME WRITING STUPID SHIT ABOUT HER!
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