Wow........he used to be sizzling hot...wtf?
What happened to him? Karma, baby.
The guilt has gotten to him. What an ugly couple.
They both look fugly.
Horray for Karma!
OMG what the hell happend. She should be in prisson for this.
Karma, which I do believe in, will always get you in the end.
Claire looks totally miserable. Ugh.
She must be a succubus.
i cant stand her!!!
and he is a piece of crap
this is what happens when you leave your pregnant girlfriend for a fucking tramp.
Succubus! Definitely.
Man, the ugly stick has struck twice in one apartment!
She is always tilting her head/face weird. She also looks a little manly.
She always has that stupid smirk. Can't she just smile?! Jordan Catalano scarred her for life!
He was HOT in Almost Famous.
Jordan Catalano!
They BOTH are SO FUG!
They probably both know how to suck the chrome off an exhaust pipe, because that is the only way these two made it........by sleeping their way to the top.
I am so sorry, but they have got to be the most homely "celebrities" I have ever laid eyes on.
Are they attending the same awards ceremony as vadge and guy? Kind of looks like the same tacky chairs.
Jess.......yes, "succubus".....the "Caption This" picture today!
yeah, what did happen to him. He was even hot recently when he was on Broadway. He's not looking good here.
Claire Danes has HUGE ears!
My Gawd! Looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down!
"My So-Called Sex Change"
karma is total bullshit, I don't believe it, shit happens thats life.
Holy huge face!
Shit witcyn, why didn't I think of that when I was staring at that picture? Use it at will.
i've seen better-looking abortions
it looks like somebody's niece hanging out with her gay uncle... not a lot of chemistry there and they've got the same jawline!
WTF happened to him? He used to be soo HOTT!
Who is he and what is the story behind them. Oh and excuse my ignorance.
Claire Danes is very pretty, and I think she is a great actress. Him.. nothing special. He looks like a muppet with big ears and a dopey grin.
The many faces of meth. Seriously though, look at his eyes.
I know what happened.
She made him look like her.
HE ATE TOO MUCH CHEEZ. IT'S THE BACTERIA BUILDING UP IN HIS BODY!
At least she fixed her nose, according to goodplasticsurgery.com
Hey, maybe Billy is "Jan", the Cindy Adams Blind Vice...
She has a wonky eye. I never noticed.
She is a man stealing whore. I hope he at least has the decency to pay his child support on time!
The story behind them is that they met when they were in some play together. His long-time (older) girlfriend, whose name I forget, was 8 months pregnant with his spawn when he left her ass for Danes.
Jess, love the succubus comment!
Mary Louise Parker is so much better off without him.
Jan: more wonky!
They've worked together a few times...like in Stage Beauty and they both did the lead voice work for the anime Princess Mononoke. Were those projects on purpose? I didn't realize there first meet was at a play, it doesn't make sense. Isn't his child only a year old? The American release of Princess Mononoke was a few years ago....
a wise person once said that, after 40, we all get the face we deserve. looks like Ms. Danes was lying on her SAG application.
Ew... why is is famous? He should not be allowed to have his picure taken.
Claire Danes should be embarressed for breaking up a marriage to date this ugmo.
Karma
The guy in the photo used to be hot? I can't imagine. I would like to see a before photo!
My god, he was smoking hot just 2 seconds ago...
Oh he was soooo superhot in Big Fish. I'm sad now.
I don't know what happened to him but this sucks. I fell in love with him in Jesus's Son and then again in Almost Famous. Either he's aging bad or he's had work done and it's not so good?
She always has that stupid smirk. Can't she just smile?! Jordan Catalano scarred her for life!
buttercup | 02.17.06 - 3:43 pm | #
LMFFO!!! buttercup, you are my favorite person today...
He looks like he's totally trying to look happy, they both do, and you know after this picture was taken they both just went back to their miserable selves.
Project much, people. You all, and this site, and especially MK, are so pathetic. It's amazing how you all fall in line, and go off on these ridiculous tangents about "karma", and how everyone looks so miserable, "oh, I can tell, they are so unhappy." Get your own lives, please, then maybe you all won't be such miserable, brainless, lemmings.
I used to love this cunt, but then she went ahead and messed with a woman for whom I have far greater respect, Mary-Louise Parker.
Now I spend my time just cheering for her career to go down in flames!!
Steve-O:
Just wait till she gets knocked up by this "family man".
Like they say..."when you make your mistress your wife, you only create a vacancy". Karma indeed!
Hey Anon 5:45, what makes you think you're not the same as us? Don't fool yourself, you're just as miserable and brainless as us. Obviously you have no life either if you took the time to read each comment made and then took even more of your precious time to write a comment yourself.
You're such a pathetic retard!
No wonder she won't marry his ass. He looks all kinds of beat up in the face.
Ha ha, nice try Anonymous 5:45.
Pretty obvious it's you who's doing the projecting here. Try sticking to commenting on celebs rather than commenting on people commenting on celebs on a gossip blog. You might just come off a little less pathetic.
This guy was never hot!! She can do better!
there is no way that is billy crudup. hell to the naw!
He was soooo sexy and georgeous in STAGE BEAUTY and a terific actor. She's very pretty no matter but did she get her nose fixed? it did photograph large at certain angles.
He looks like her marionette puppet!
Sorry AB, but you are just proving my point. Though I have to say, I'm surprised you posted on your own without MK allowing you to. One step at a time, I guess.
I don't believe in karma and people break up all the time. However,I liked Billy in this movie he did with Jennifer Connelly (Waking the dead maybe?), He's a good actor.Can't say the same for her but I heard Shopgirl was a good movie.
She's cute though.
what come around, baby....
Oh please, he was always a totally trashed out mess. Didn't you ever see "Almost Famous?" Jesus, Jason Lee was the hot one in that film! Crudup has always been wildly overrated -- he has virtually no screen charisma and I think his best role to date has been voicing those Mastercard "Priceless." commercials. He and Danes deserve each other -- she's a complete cow.
Just a bad pic,whats the story of him and preg girlfriend?
hahahaha....does he really do those commercials? I had no idea.
He looks like that puppet in "Dark Crystal".
They are both FUCKING UGLY!!! They deserve each other....
Well at least they look better than, Jen and Vince.
^ No they dont. They look better than brangelina. The devil worshippers.
Go away brangelina stalker, aka Tammy from VA.
He looks like Alfred E. Newman of MAD fame!
Billy Crudup looks like crud, up and down!
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