Bending over and showing you all my anus cause I'm.................

FIRST!!!!!!!!!
Mike | 02.18.06 - 12:40 pm | #

i want vanna white's job~molly ringwald is eternally 16~matt dillon is that old?~yoko ono is old!~juice newton is the angel of the morning~i bet cybill shepard is pissed she's that old!
stace | 02.18.06 - 1:00 pm | #

What the fuck, EXACTLY, does Vanna's job entail?

What I am dying for is the day that Vanna is old, with Alzheimer's and has lost her hearing, and the contestants have to SCREAM their letters out. And then, she gets all confused and lost and doesn't know which letters to turn and just turns them all over.

Oh baby...gonna be motherfucking sweet.
Steve-O | 02.18.06 - 1:20 pm | #

toni morrison!
bjorn | Homepage | 02.18.06 - 1:47 pm | #

Mike

Mmmmmatt Dillon.... he's lookin' good... Loved him in The Outsiders....
Shell | 02.18.06 - 1:56 pm | #

Vanna White is only 49?! That bitch has been turning those letters for at least 25 years.

And we all still want her job, if you want to call it that!
The Breakdown | Homepage | 02.18.06 - 2:55 pm | #

HAHAHA@ Steve-O's comment! That would be so fuckin funny!
Jessica | 02.18.06 - 4:12 pm | #

She doesn't even turn the letters anymore. She just touches the letters and they light up. Must be nice.
pats | Homepage | 02.18.06 - 4:34 pm | #

Michael K, Congrats on getting a mention in the latest Giant magazine!
Anonymous | 02.18.06 - 6:05 pm | #

Happy b-day to everyone, specially vanna!!!!
my dad was going to call me vanna but it wasn't allowed so i ended up being vanina...
vanina | 02.18.06 - 6:21 pm | #

have you seen wheel of fortune lately? vanna's looking mighty fine for 49. lol, im a poet.
renee | 02.18.06 - 6:30 pm | #

Vanna White is almost 50?
Tunnel of Love | 02.18.06 - 8:43 pm | #

john travolta is Gay isn't he?
suebeth | 02.18.06 - 9:17 pm | #

Happy birthday Toni Morrison. The Bluest Eye is one of my favorite books. I was fortunate enough to her hear speak once. Very wise and well spoken.
Jess | 02.18.06 - 9:55 pm | #

Rhianna is only 18? what the fudge...
2003 | 02.18.06 - 10:08 pm | #

oh my fucking god.
I cant believe shes that old. damn
and Imagine how tired her feet must be from walking back and forth - I wonder if shes almost ever fainted ..that bitch is so old!
Mister Erick | 02.18.06 - 11:01 pm | #

National Inquire broke a story of Travolta's love interest at the time he was filming that flick with Jamie Lee Curtis. The love interest was an extra in the movie it was claimed this extra was also a Colt Studio Model (gay porn) when the story broke. John got married that week.
Havstrambe | 02.18.06 - 11:59 pm | #

john travolta and matt dillon, happy birthday!!!
blondie | 02.19.06 - 12:46 pm | #

I love Molly, Matt, Cybill, and Yoko's crazy ass. Happy birthday.
Jan | 02.19.06 - 3:49 pm | #

Happy Birthday Dr. Dre.
anonymous | 02.19.06 - 5:38 pm | #

Vanna White is hot shit! She looks damn good!
I can only hope to look half as good when I hit 49!
AnaL. | Homepage | 02.20.06 - 1:07 am | #

suebeth, as gay as Tom Cruise. Scientology has Johnny Boy's ass in a sling and is getting rich off the blackmail $$$ to keep that charade silent.
Tunnel of Love | 02.20.06 - 5:52 am | #