Her legs look tragic in this pic.
damn her leg looks like popeyes arm after he eats spinach!
First!
Her legs look like instruments of torture--she probably squeezes Guy ritchie's head between them until he gives in and buys her her oxygen machines.
If I have to see her in that stupid leotard one more time I'm going to gouge out my eyes!
whatever happened to aging gracefully?
What happened to my gravatar???????????
She would be a beautiful woman if she dressed age appropriate.
I don't even want to know how that leotard smells. I hope she washes that thing, seeing as how she wears it every fucking time I see her perform.
self absorbed skank
I don't think she washes it, that would require her to take it off for an hour or so, I think she sleeps in it too.
ugh...fishnet on those legs..
She's such a trend whore! Drink a cup of coffee like everyone else.
Daya, where's your avatar?
So like do you get embarrassed and feel like a dumbass when you say "First!" and you're not?
Lol, just what Michael Jackson used to do back in the 80s. I can see Madge adopting a chimp and calling him Bubbles.
Why the hell did I have to be eating my delicious lunch when I clicked here today? *ralphs*
First! really means Third! in the magical land of Moron-ville.....
Wow, her legs...I love toned legs, but on her, it is just so extreme, and not attractive. She's never had nice legs, even before she became a linebacker.
She is way too muscular. She's so scared of her body looking "old" that she wound up with a hard body that looks manly. Her legs look gross to me, not feminine at all.
She must be getting close to retirement... she's done just about everything. What more can she do to disturb people? This retro 70s thing has got to go. It's tired. She's tired. We're tired, of her.
Oh, and the leotard is tired.
the leotard isn't tired, it is exhausted--move on Vadge!
She looks great. Don't hate on her because you are half her age but look fat and ugly. And don't even deny it because some of you bitches are here every FUCKING day. And since you guys spend your time here the whole FUCKING day from the morning to the time you take your large ass to bed, i dare to bet most of you are again ugly, fat and without a job.
SO SHUT UP.
You're mental, ABC. So you shut up. As if you know what people are without seeing them or knowing them.
Chill ABC, we all love her, we really really do.
ABC calm the fuck down and take a shower.
And with your "Omfg if you're on here you must be ugly" logic, you must be a sick looking mutt.
With that said, I agree with LaLaLa's previous statement.
Perhaps if she dressed her age, she could be dubbed as some what attractive.
You're mental, ABC. So you shut up. As if you know what people are without seeing them or knowing them.
XYZ | 02.18.06 - 1:10 pm |
Uhm, that's kinda true, but when i see people spending time here the whole day and every day (you know who you are). I don't think you have to be a genius to understand they don't work. And yes i think most people here are fat and ugly i don't care if you diss me or hate me you know it's true.
she needs to lay off the roids
i'm sorry for those who disagree with me, but she is ugly as hell
Nah, I think she's pregnant (It's a mystery, however, who impregnated her!).I have 3 kids, and I carried each one differently. I kind of carried my son the same way she is carrying her alien...My first daughter was the proverbial basketball under the shirt, my last one...I broke the bank!
Madonna is so not ugly! She always does something that people either really love or really hate. At least she's interesting doing it.
oops, so sorry, I posted in the wrong spot! (Vadge looks like a lot of things, but pregnant is not one of them!).
So ABC is speaking of him/herself when they say most people here are fat and ugly...
So ABC is speaking of him/herself when they say most people here are fat and ugly...
f&g | 02.18.06 - 1:45 pm | #
Wow is that the best diss you can think off.
If ABC knows that certain people are here all day then ABC must be here all day as well. The only thing more pathetic than being here all day reading gossip is being here all day keeping track of what strangers are doing.
Some gravatar's are missing.... Is MK doing something with the site maybe??
I'm lovin' Madonna, but these leotard outfits are more annoying than the trolls on this site!! 
If ABC knows that certain people are here all day then ABC must be here all day as well. The only thing more pathetic than being here all day reading gossip is being here all day keeping track of what strangers are doing.
LaLaLa | 02.18.06 - 1:56 pm | #
I'm not here all day or every day. I skip through the posts and see the same people in every post over and and over again. When you look at the time you will see that they spend here the whole day, it starts with people writing things like "good morning", and then i see comments by the same people that says "Oke that was it for today, see you tommorow i'm going to bed". And you are one of them LaLaLa.
wow ok, yeah her leg is freakish, and the frickin leotard thing... madonna, could you at LEAST pick a different color?!
that thigh is frightening
ABC is madonna and is mad that y'all think she is unattractive and is on "roids" and looks like "popyeye". Poor Guy Ritchie. His ex-girlfriend he cheated with while married to Madonna is so pretty and curvy - not unattractive and muscular.
Maybe the oxygen will give her some talent too? Maybe not.
ABC just learned the alphabet in school last week and wants to show off her mad skilz yall!
ABC is Madonna's camel toe.
She has the thighs of Nureyev.
My old father (he's in the seventies) uses an oxygene machine.
He was always a very slow one - in movement and thinking. Now he acts much faster as when he was young.
I should try it too.
Oh no you guys. I am at work (I work at walmart) and I went into the bedding section so I could cut a big smelly fart in private and I fucking sharted! Now I'm stuck here at work with diarrhea in my Size Large polyester granny briefs. People are starting to whisper about me. I think I need to go buy some more undies...or adult diapers. (??) Has this ever happened to any of you before? It happens to me a lot but not usually at work. I think my anus is stretched because of all the fisting I do.
ABC want us all to vomit.
As if the legs of vadge arn't enough.
holyfuckinshit ABC!
"adult diapers" - I didn't know Madonna wore those (wouldn't be surprised if she did though). I figured at least menopause though, but adult diapers too lol.
Vadge alis ABC, now that you are here,
please answer me one question -
how the hell had you the idea to become a movie star?
You have absolute zero talent for acting. Have you ever seen yourself in a movie?
My boss is sending me home. He told me to come back when I am potty-trained. LOL
Madonna (ABC) goes back to Power-Yoga-Training.
Clearly we have an ABC imposter. DUH!
Not a big Vadge fan (never was), but she used to look very good..now..she looks funny and tight(not in a good way!). I think it's because she is an exercise addict, because her husband "prefers less curvy women" (her words! although i'm paraphrasing) she excercises 3-4 hours a day..that must be exhausting..i can barely make it through my 1hour wkout a day...
Her leg does look odd int hat pic, but for 47 she's doing pretty well.
those leotards are making me sick. i hope they are not going to be her new gimmick. 
she knows you can just breath for that shit, right?
that walmart story is frick'n hillarious.
Some of you are really sad.
I, on the other hand, am just kind of an idiot.
I'm also a bit of a condescending loser.
"prefers less curvy women" (her words!"
yes, her words not his. he doesn't prefer less curvy women. his last girlfriend he cheated with during his marriage to madonna is a curvy model.
I don't get her whole Crotchy McCrotcherson stage.
Guy said he doesn't prefer thin women. Vadge is your typical egomaniacal celeb idiot, who feels that the world revolves around her vadge.
Her thighs look hideous here. She looks hideous.
She is grotesque and hideous.
6:31 pm
6:32 pm
And using a name that is not yours and write lame comments is not sad and idiot??? Please bitch who are you kidding.
yes, her words not his. he doesn't prefer less curvy women. his last girlfriend he cheated with during his marriage to madonna is a curvy model.
Anonymous | 02.18.06 - 7:06 pm | #
And where did you got this info??? from the "National Enquirer"?? Or are you the fat chick he cheated her with???
anonymous too, don't take it so personal. people will think you are madonna lol.
her name is tanya strecker. the story was in a lot of papers in london. she is a very pretty model that used to date robbie williams. she even talked about cheating with ritchie during his marriage to madonna.
madonna is crazy to think ritchie prefers her. she looks like a 65 year old man. he only married her cause she got pregnant deliberately and he thought she could help his career lol.
you all need lives
whose vadge? is that short for vadginal?
Camel Toe is NOT attractive and never will be.
camel toe? she looks like Robin from the waist down
Tanya Strecker is a drunk tramp who HATES Madonna because Guy choose her over Tanya. After he dumped her ass and went for Madonna, she claimed she had an affair with Guy. She is famous for nothing besides sleeping with famous people like Robbie Williams, who dumped her ass pretty soon because he wanted another slut.
Here are two pictures of her as you can see she's verry classy just like Paris Hilton. Oh and if you call that curvy than you must be blind.
http://img117.imageshack.us/img1...91/
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http://img493.imageshack.us/
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BTW: Madonna does not look like a 65 year old man, be fair now. And another question how do you know Madonna got pregnant deliberately. Did she drug him??? did she forced him to cum in her??? What kind of bullshit is that. They were dating for 2 years before she got pregnent. Please stop reading and believing the UK papers. And i'm not Madonna or someone who works for her. I just wanted to react to a comment made by you and i hope you react back at this comment, although i doubt you will.
She is acting like a little kid who got a new leotard for Christmas. She never takes that thing off.
Oh my god MK, you have totally just cracked me up dude, and Im wearing an oxygen mask right now so Im trying not to open my mouth . lmao
your helarious
anonymous too, tanya strecker is "just another slut" with a TV show. she's been in movies (and can act unlike madonna).
it was in newsapers last year that quoted a book called "Madonna" that said she got pregnant to trap guy. he was dating strecker at the time.
people in london keep reporting he is cheating on Madonna.
FYI Madonna does look like a muscular old man. her face looks so old and tough. she doesn't even look like a woman anymore. she looks nasty and far older than she is. a lot of people are saying it, not just me.
I missed a good battle of the bloggers today.
Madge has that prescription drug addict look.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0961779/
LOL Tanya Strecker sure has done a lot of great movies and great tv shows like "Get Your Kit Off" and "Naked Elvis".
That book that was quoted is written by Andrew Morton, who for your info based his book on rumours, gossip and so called "close sources". I read that book and it doesn't reveal anything that fans didn't know allready. Not to mention that he screwed up so many fact's that it's not even funny.
"people in london keep reporting he is cheating on Madonna."
And who are these people??? and what sources do they have??? and how come none of them went to the papers??? things like that always come out. We are talking about the husband of one of the biggest stars in the world here. And yet nobody talks, funny don't you think??? considering the UK press and all.
"FYI Madonna does look like a muscular old man. her face looks so old and tough. she doesn't even look like a woman anymore. she looks nasty and far older than she is. a lot of people are saying it, not just me."
Fine if you and others feel that way, that's your opinion. But remember "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".
good point! Wouldn't II be more effective then too.
good point! Wouldn't II be more effective then too.
? | 02.18.06 - 11:45 pm | #
Is that a question for me??? And what do you mean with "Wouldn't II be more effective then too."
Omg her Vadgina!
Yes, Anonymous too is funny; but II is a better retort.
Yes, Anonymous too is funny; but II is a better retort.
? | 02.19.06 - 12:10 am | #
Oke am i the only one that doesn't understand a word you write. what the hell does II mean??? and what do you mean with "a better retort" what does "retort" mean???. Please don't post a comment when you're drunk.
as a straight guy (and a bit drunk right now) i don't understand the leotard thing with the stockings.
it's not just ugly, its anti-attractive. there is a difference.
like for example, a fat girl ahead of you in line at taco bell. that is ugly. but a fat girl ahead of you in line at taco bell who FARTS accidentally? that is anti-attractive.
that is what her leotard thing is. it's gross. it's like she forgot her pants or something.
christ, i'm gonna drink more whiskey.
HEY BITCHES!
Don't talk dirty about our mama queen!
She is amazing ever!
Ya dirty bitches! lol
LOVE MADONNA!
madonna needs to cover up that nasty cameltoe
Stone cold sober, Anonymous II or Anonymous 2
look at her crotch. either she has a cock, or a very large kotex on. shes fucked up
anonymous too, get a dictionary. retort is actually a word.
ask any man who he'd rather date between Madonna and Tanya and he'd say Tanya
Tanya:
http://img493.imageshack.us/
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or
Madge:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogg...400/
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Yep Tanya
No crap about Madonna ok!
I'm European sorry i don't know what the word retort means. And like i said "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" if you or others think she's ugly fine, but that is YOUR opinion. There are people who find her hot.
Now can you please anwser the questions i asked you . Who are the people all over London thay say he cheats on her??? and what sources do they have??? and how come none of them went to the papers??? things like that always come out. We are talking about the husband of one of the biggest stars in the world here. And yet nobody talks, funny don't you think??? considering the UK press and all.
retort - to make a reply, especially one that is marked by sharpness or wit.
anonymous too, Tanya herself did a tv interview that many newspapers wrote about (the mirror, daily mail and others) saying she's cheated with guy ritchie. too bad you missed it.
let it go. it's not like he cheated on you.
I know she did all those interviews, but do you really think she is a source that should be trusted??? Everytime she did a interview she seemed really bitter, jealous and agry with Madonna. So again she is not a objective source and you also know that that story died very fast, probably because nobody believed her ass.
And yes i know he didn't cheat on me and i could care less if he did cheat on Madonna. I just like to have a discussion, but maybe i'm on the wrong site for that.
look at madonna and look at her. do you really think she is lying. she dated the guy first, then madonna started stalking him according to the the press. he married madonna to help his career and it didnt work. now ritchie's stuck with a crazy muscular old man (madonna).
madonna nor guy never denied that he cheated (and still does).
She is a little too muscular.
then madonna started stalking him according to the the press.
Anonymous | 02.19.06 - 3:19 pm | #
THANK YOU acourding to the PRESS and that jealous ex of him.
oh whatever! she looks great!
That one wonky quad scares me. It looks like a ham.
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It looks like she is packing some fur.
Madoona looks like an eighty-year old Jewish woman down in Miami beach at her time-share's rec room trying to learn Yoga.
I thought my post was funny so you people better laugh.
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