First *drool*
NO! I'M first, grrrrr.
NO! I AM. tool
Shuddup. Loser. I was first u know it beetch!
Whatevs. Ur way lame dude. fool
NO. YUR lame. *tee hee*
SHUDDUP! I hate you! (hold me)
MK, this isn't news. She told this to People magazine last week and it has already made its rounds.
Puhlease. You smell like cheetos.
waaaaaaaa *sniff*
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I'm a lawyer bitches.
Brit needs to go away for a year or two.
Looks like Anonymous 02.18.06 - 3:21 pm is jealous of us cool dlisters.
She's an old hag.
Or a stupid tween.
I vote both.
I second that my dear plato (r u greek?)
Yes. And NO, I dont want to meet Paris Hilton. silly.
Oh. OK.
Sorry.
Still friends?
Only if you say I was first.
NEVER! (grrrr *frowny face*)
What
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Ur loss. Im reely kewl.
Bitch. U so stuck up.
No, I AM FIRST!!!
A grilled cheese sandwich? LMAO
for someone who hates the paparazzi so much she sure is smilin pretty for the cameras
I SUCK BLACK COCK!
learn how to dres bitch..
Someone needs to tell BritBrit that diagonals that point right to her saddle-bags are not her friend.
Oh, look...Someone is using Dayanara's name...She has a Gravatar dumb ass!!! No one is going to believe you are Daya... 
After I gave birth I was much more neurotic about things than prior to childbirth. Even going to the grocery store, I was always on my guard. I'm much better now 
But, I think it's natural to worry. I can't imagine how I would have been if I had to contend with with photogs everywhere. And if she didn't smile,then she would look like Cameron.. and THEN how would she win Justin back??
Celebrities really piss me off with their hypocrisy. If Britney doesn't want to be followed by the paps, she should move out of LA. Duh. She should go back to Louisiana or anywhere if she wants privacy. And why is she on the cover of People this week, giving an interview, if she doesn't want her name to be in the media???
Hey sassy, I see your avatar is working now Good job 
Oh, wait, I take that back. I'm assuming she wants to protect her child.. but then she drives with him as an airbag. I retract whatever I previously said
Why don't this ugly bitch go crawl under a mattress somewhere.
Damn shes fiihneine.
Naughty...Yep, finally...
My hub bought me People and that is NOT Britney's body on the cover!!!
Has she lost weight?
Her checks look less plumped…
Again the same fug dress and flip-flops in a dirty, infected parking lot…she could really use some basic hygiene lessons…she must have some aversion to shoes.
GAWD...I can't stand her ass! Go away Britney! No one gives a Damn anymore!
This is just silly..Britney even thinking that she has anything in common with Princess Diana!!!!PLEASE! The only reason the paparazzi follow her around is to see what STUPID things she and K-Fed are up to...no one cares about her unfortunate looking child...and I doubt the paparazzi are as rabid about getting her pic as they were diana's!
If cameras were to follow me all the time, they would rarely, if ever, see me carrying a beverage in a parking lot. Why is she carrying a beverage in a parking lot in all her photos. If she's so thirsty she should get a check up -it's a sign of diabetes - and also switch to water because that past-baby fat is clearly not being helped by all the sugar she drinks.
Oh, and isn't that the same dress she wore a few weeks ago???Maybe K-Fed has gone through more of her $$$ than we thought...lord knows he's planning on taking half if they separate..and I bet she'll have to pay him alimony and child support(he'll definitly ask for joint custody)..they're such losers!!!
Didn't Brit make K-Fed sign a prenup? I thought there was a big hoopla and her mom made her do a prenup. Anyway I hope to god she DID because as silly as that girl is for hooking up with Fed-Jerk and driving with her baby on her lap, she and her baby deserve to be happy.
If she wants to get back into shape she has to lay off the cokes and caramel macchiatos. See the huge layer of caramel in the bottom of that cup?
Although, it does look like she slapped some makeup on for once.
Why you fucking idiots insist on coming here and fucking up Michael K's site with your childish 13-year-old bullshit is beyond me. *meant for the idiots only, love the rest of you sexy bitches*
The poor child is so delusional. The only people she should be in fear of are the fashion police. Britney should be on a life stretch with no parole with that fugtastic ill-fitting wardrobe of hers.
is that toys'r us on pico?
Didn't Brit make K-Fed sign a prenup? I thought there was a big hoopla and her mom made her do a prenup.
mandy | 02.18.06 - 4:28 pm | #
I heard there was a big fight and I guess I just assumed(from K-Fed' comments about taking 1/2 her estate if they broke up) that they didn't have one. I'm not a fan of Britney's (I prefer Christina A.), but I wouldn't wish K-Fed on my worst enemy...I pray MOM made brit do a prenup!!
A drunk driver going too fast killed princess di not the people trying to take her picture
i think she looks better there than she has in a while ( offcourse excluding all the photoshoped pics) and shes human.. she can wear the same dress two days in a row
ive done it
m- I too have worn the same clothes two days in a row, but those were jeans. I couldn't get away with that at work (professional atire only), but I also don't have hundreds of millions in the bank and closets the size of small apartments filled with designer clothes...besides a sure fire way of getting the paparazzis attention is to wear the same dress in a small amt of time....
Madonna wears same clothes to jog and exercise so the paparazzi's won't get new pictures of her..? Hum? And, she blames everyone but herself.. I agree if you seriously want to protect the child, yourself move where the laws protect your privacy more than LA.
What a stupid ugly fat slob.
Britney doesn't realize that nobody cares about her or her ugly kid anymore.
Go on a diet you fat ugly cow!
Britney needs a bath!
it's not just the ugly dress she's wearing, it's the fact that it's cold enough for a jacket (on all three of them) and she insists on wearing flip flops! She's not 16 anymore... she needs to grow up!
isn't that what she pays those goons for?
Brit is really in need of a stylist. That dress is a horrible 1980's disco has been dress.
i know i'm gonna get grief for this, but i do think the paparazzi are out of control. is there any reason we need to see pictures of britney everytime she takes her fat ass out to get fresh air or buy a pack of smokes for kfed?
i mean, besides to make fun of her.
I saw these pics on another site and it showed what she purchased.. a big gate thing to put her baby in...poor kid..
nah, I agree with you prettykitty but can't she order that crap online? I think she subscribes to the "any publicity is better than no publicity" theory
I swear I had that skirt in highschool...that was 8 years ago. Yikes.
PK: TRUE DAT! Paps have gone gonzo with mundane shots of celebs...
But one thing I know, Brit is ignunt. Work a computer? Bwahahaha.
"they look like boobs but they're my knees!" brilliant.
i agree with prettykitty. If I was famous paparazzi would be have black eyes and busted lips.
She is sooo ugly and overrated. She ain't nothing but a houndog!!
Brit Brit is NOT scared of the paparazzi. She is just covering her ass to make it seem like that because of the recent baby on her lap DRIVING incident.
She LOVES the publicity when she is hot... but when shes not?.... I can not believe the change in this girl!
She is nothing short of trailer trash now, just has money, but not for long if she stays with that bottom feeder she is married to. He will milk her for all she is worth. Its a shame, i doubt it will ever be possible for her to make a decent comeback because no one gives a s*** about Britney anymore. Even her young fans have moved on to the next.
A Damn Shame.... There I said it!
rockstar, i laughed so hard at your comment. you are NO princess di! maybe if diana had given the paps a beat down she would still be alive today!
too funny!
You're right, LaBomba: she relishes the spotlight. She welcomes the attention AND she can always use them as an excuse. Sweet!
But the paps are still rabid.
This bitch looks terrible! Doesn't she have millions?
She should get her ass back to the unemployment line!
i want brits dress!
.... we are thinking of using alternative fuels to heat our home ROFL
Shitney is a uneducated, studio singing, lucky cunt!
The stalkerazzi did not 'kill' Princess Di, they were the fall guys!! Try the Royal family, the drunk driver behind the wheel...
they don't want to kill you Brit, they just want a pic of you wheh you fall on your ass!
LaBomba I think she was always tras, back then she wore a pretty dress, took a shower and washed her hair...she stopped doing that.
Is she seriously comparing herself to Princess Diana and her situation with the photog's, pls bitch, your not that important and we aren't that interested.
...did her outfit come from JCPenneys?
Wasn't she buying a baby gate when they took these
I love BS! er...now it's BSF but she's still BS and I love her.
She's just looking for sympathy and shifting blame onto the paps (the best defense is a good offense) to excuse and deflect her inexcusible behavior as a mother. She has money, a mother, good pediatricians, etc. all at her disposal, so there is no excuse for her to be so stupid. Even if she's a first-time mother, she could ASK people about things she doesn't know. And even an eight-year-old would know not to put a baby in the front seat of a care without a carseat. And how dare she compare herself to Princess Di, as if she is in the same league. 
she looks pretty.......and clean.
Brit isn't even working right now, so why doesn't she fucking move! I guarentee you if she was living in her home state of Louisiana or any where else off the beaten path, she would RARELY even see a paprazzi!
But she stays in LA because without the paprazii she knows she would be NOBODY, and she loves to party and be seen - and that is more important than her babies "safety."
I can understand why she would get annoyed, but she is doing nothing to remedy the situation.
Who is she kidding?? She's always out with that baby... In the last month I've seen many photo's of them out & about..What a dumb bitch..
She's getting dummer by the split second..keep your mouth shut you moron, you don't know the real truth about a beautiful Princess, you lowclass idiot!
Knew the way she looked in People this week wouldn't last, there's that digusting fug dress, the same cheap dirty flipflops that she wore all last year, she's mess, as usual. People's handlers must have really had some job during that photoshoot! WHo on EARTH would buy any of her music again? Her teen fan base has grew up, and they can't believe they worshipped this slob. Her lastest & last cd, a 'remix' came out as #134 on the billboard chart last fall, so end of story...it sold 400,000 copies. I would say, she's done, her base is gone.
anon, I think that picture in People was an old one. Don't quote me on that, but I don't think it was recent, which explains why she didn't look as fug.
Britney, methinks thou doth protest too much!
How the hell can she make a comeback when she couldn't sing in the first place. I hope Christina A. comes out with a record at the same time to show Brit once and for all who the better preformer/singer is! And I hope K-Fed takes her to the cleaners for 1/2 of her net worth (100million)!!!
I'd be more scared of KFed hiring someone to kill her than the paparazzi killing her... they make waaaayyy too much $ off her ass while KFed will eventually get sick of her ass (or she'll get sick of his) but want to keep the $.
I'm placing my bets on KFed hiring someone to off her (and possibly Sean too!) a la Scott Peterson and that Entwistle guy.
Anak - Your new avatar is showing up today! Purdy! 
I can understand Brit's freaked out about the paps... she can't go anywhere or do anything without them following her. I mean, we all know where she shops! Do we know where our own neighbors shop? Nope.
Don't get me wrong, the paparazzi are push SOB's, but they've always been this way..the only reason why it seems more prevelant, is the presence of the internet bolgging sites( like this one that keep these topics on the forefront of everyone's consciousness) Before, you would have to wait days, even weeks, for those tabloids to update their material...now it's a daily thing...which is why we are subjected to pics of brit going to Toys-R-Us
Nia... I had thought of that before, but I couldn't find a way to say it without cutting down the blogs that I love so much. You did it perfectly and with tact!
LAST!!!! She looks mighty happy to get her picture taken... the bitch is a camera whore and she knows it...
Thanks Shell...I'm on these sites way too much, which is funny, cause I never bought any of those mags(Star, Us, etc..)but my job is stressful and this is almost a gaurenteed(sp) stress reliever...brit would have faded into non-existance without the paparazzi for the past 15-18months. She should be thanking them for keeping her name in the headlines...Thankless B*itch...just like Sienna Miller, who also made a comment against the paparazzi ealier this week..i mean what the hell is that skank famous for anyway, execpt for being dumpped by Jude Law!!!
Sorry had to vent!
If she really hates the publicity, couldn't she order her toys online?
Britney, Princess Diana was killed by her drunk chauffeur.
the big problem is she just needs to move. thats it. the celebs who live in LA get the worst of the paparazzi. the paparazzi are not so desperate for pics of her that they will follow her if she moves and lose all their other business in the area. it does suck that thats the only type of option she has, but honestly, LA is nice to visit but I dont understand why you'd want to live there long term anyways. someone should tell her they do have starbucks outside the city.
Brit do yourself a favor and for the love of god lay off the frappechinos.
Drink some water will ya!
I wouldn't even let her lick the green shit out of my toes.
I'm going to give her points for attempting to look decent.
I'm also deducting some for the shoes.
But she's actually looking like she's wearing makeup and showered recently.
wouldn't even let her lick the green shit out of my toes.
Stinker | 02.18.06 - 11:19 pm | #
I know you don't like me but that was funny, shit!!!! 
I think she really should be afraid, after all those paparazzi are relentless.
I am assuming Brit went to ToysRUs to get Kevin some new playthings. In just a few years he and SPF will be be at the same mental age. How fun! They can then both hit the pre-school section together! It's nice that Brit is out shopping for some new toys for Kevin. I am sure he gets tired of the same old Dora the Explorer backpack and Little Tykes kitchen set she got him as a wedding gift.
For someone so scared of the paparazzi, she seems to be adding fuel to the fire yalking shit about them.
I like Brit cuz she doesn't need a stylist before she goes out. She actually holds her own baby. She is rich on her own so she doesn't have to lose weight immediately after giving birth like that Charlie Sheen bitch and that Michael Douglas bitch. She is keeping it real and I think she is a real role model for america. Even the car seat mess up is a minor young mother mistake. She is trying to spend quality time with her baby without worrying about being a size 0 to keep her man - he needs to worry about keeping her. Britney is, even with all her money, the most down to earth celebrity we have. She has not bowed down to wasting her time on the superficial, she just keeps doing what feels right for her and her baby. Lay off!!!
Man she looks even worse. What the hell happened to her? Eww!
She may have a point?
Isn't that what bodyguards are for, bitch?
I think she looks rather good in those pics. Good for her!
I think she meant the Princess Di reference was that they had taken pics of Princess Di after the accident, even though the driver was the cause.
The comment about not being able to take the baby for a walk,that is to excuse her lack of weight loss.
Dressing like the 80's is to mimic her idol,Madonna...she should mimic her trainer if anyone
Didn't "Princess" Diana die because her chauffeur was drunk? This stupid bitch ought to just check out and live in a high-priced trailer park with her low rent relatives and moron husband. Why do people let her speak? She's an imbecile.
like she is that IMPORTANT. SHE BETTER NOT COMPARE HERSELF TO PRINCESS DI (R.I.P). SHE IS SOOOOOOOO STUPID!
Well said qw. I agree 100%.
Leave her alone. She's not hurting you. And she seems to be down-to-earth compared to CUNTS like Catherine FAT-MIDDLE/OLD-MAN-FUCKING Zeta Jones and Celine BIG-SCHNOZZ-FRENCH-FROG Dion.
Thank you Amy. Why should Britney & baby have to hide themselves away in a mansion, get everything delivered to them? She knows she has to get out there with her baby, face the world. Or I guess she could hide away like Michael Jackson, make her child some freak in vales? Or she could choose picture perfect moments to make herself look good. They are humans, just like us.
okay i really am not fond of britney but i have to say this - for one, she really isn't fat. she is 140lbs. and 5'5" (or close). that is really average, normal and fairly healthy.
she looks like shit most of the time, but i sure as hell don't get done up just to run down and buy a pack of smokes at the gas station and most of you probably don't either. just because she has the money to look better doesn't mean it's a requirement.
at least she seems to take care of her own baby, she doesn't have nannies taking care of him.
the driving with him on her lap thing though was unforgiveable.
bitch obviously has no fashion sense and clearly doesn't bathe daily, and i still don't like the girl, but she isn't fat. just bigger than she was pre-SPF.
While there are mothers in Hollywood that don't take care of their children there are others that are proof it's possible to take care of their children and look good.
Examples:
Denise Richards-She is currently a single mother but looks hot and she is often photographed with her children.
Gwennie Paltrow- She is photographed quiet often with Apple and they both look adorable.
Angelina Jolie-Is photographed with her kids constantly but always looks great.
Being a mother is hard I'm sure (I don't have kids myself) and having the paps following you around constantly would make it even harder. But that's the life she chooses to live. If she were to move away from the media glare I'm sure things wouldn't be as bad. I'm not saying the paps wouldn't go down there to take pictures of her but it most likely wouldn't be as bad.
Considering she's not doing anything with her career these days if she were really concerned with her child's welfare do that.
Well that's what I would do at least.
now he's got a wa-wa pedal......
the bitch looks like she stanks to hell!
if you think that this is dressing decent, i'd hate to see what your wardrobe looks like!
the bitch is sleeping with flea-ridden k-fed, what's left to wonder?
so after talentless, dirty, trailer-trash, and idiot, you can add child abuser to the list.
the dilusional bitch lost points with me comparing princess di to her skanky ass (hell she was already in the negative as far as i'm concerned)
OH HELL NO! UPON FURTHER REVIEW OF THE PICTURE, THE WHORE LOOKS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT SHE DID (LIKE ANYONE EVER KNEW THAT WAS POSSIBLE)
WHERE THE HELL DID THE RED THONG SANDALS COME FROM? AINT SHIT RED IN THAT DRESS. (SHAKES MY DAMN HEAD)
Could someone give her a free makeover since her stylists aren't doing such a good job, or unless she's had to let the stylists go because K-Fed spent all the extra $$$ on Las Vegas hookers and strippers, cornrow upkeep and Popozao.
If the papparazzi didn't bother her she'd have a fucking meltdown. These celebrities always complain about them, but shows up with huge bodyguards in these expensive blinged out cars and then are pissed when they are noticed!!Come on.
In New York, the celebs walk around like normal people. Whenever u see a pic of them taking in NYC, they are walking along the sidewalk with the normal people, they are not blinging all crazy. But the moment they get to L.A. they celeb out.. Fuck them...They'll be on the phone with their publicist yelling if they never got pictures taken..
Lol@ plato....Definitly both.
while on her maddening search for the perfect grilled cheese sammitch britney enlisted the help of others who looked as if they knew where she might get a nice big ole crusty gooey drippy buttery smashed flat gob o cheese and dough....mmmmmmm....k fed will never know if she can just get preggers again she can have a big ole sammitch seven or five times a day....snark snark...
Anonymous | 02.18.06 - 3:21 pm
So you're just now finding out...
Anyhow - Felicia Falotta is another stupid okie. No wonder she is Shitney's best friend and assistant. I bet she might just be another CaCee...Hmmm..........
I just hope to God there aren't any wire hangers in SPF's bedroom.
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