The real question is: How old is 21 in HORSE years?
Haylie really does look like Dick Van Dyke.
Ooooooh, that last pose is not a kind one - never do that again Haylie. Thats a horrible pic!
Haylie really makes Hil look cute.
Damn girl, please hope that no one else obtains that last shot!
pageantgal-
chim-chiminey!!!
The middle pic of Hailey shows how Picasso her face is.
Lets See... The Caption... How Old is 21 in Dog Years? Well you should know, just look at your self. and as for the the other comment of How old is 21 in Horse years.. Well 2pinkballoons.. You tell tell us.
There is nothing wrong with Haylie or Hilary.. Both Hilary and Haylie look good in these pictures...
she resembles Wichiepoo a bit....
That nose!! We can send man to the moon but we cant do anything for that nose?
i was thinking she looks like bob hope.
Their eyes say it all - coked out!!
Haylie should ask Hillary if she can borrow her bridle.
Hilary to Haylie: "Haaaaay-lie, wha-a-t's for dinner-r-r?"
She looks like Cyrano de Bergerac in the last pic.
haha, Tim 
Why does she look completely different than when she was in Napolean D? I mean, can you get a nose job to make it bigger?
Tim - LMAO!!!!
as an aside...i smell something nasty in our office and i have a strange craving for elementary school cafeteria food.
just thought you should all know.
damn i'm bored and lonely today.
21? Haylie is a good 30 if she is a day. Human years. i am soooo sick of seeing this girl who has done nothing - nothing - and has ridden her little sisters coattails. appalling. ugly ass bitch with an ugly ass beek
I THINK THEY LOOK GOOD
Hilary is kind of cute (except for those chompers) but her sister is fug! It would be so much better if "famous people" lived up to the standards of Old Hollywood; naturally good looking or very talented.
Mia, love the "Peeps"!
Haylie is wearing my 1985 prom dress.
Long nose=wisdom!!Or is it long fingers?
Her nose is very Cirino De Bershrak (sp)?
She really should do something with that shnoz-olla.......
Damn,just came to me-put a long brunette wig on Stan Laurel!!!!
Hellfire, I think long nose = big penis.
The ruff sisters?? Haaaaaaaa
Rollerslut, I feel for you, man.
a horse is a horse of course of course...
Do you bitches like anyone. Hilary Duff is not ugly be any means..Dayum
Rollerslut: you are a hot bitch!
Bored, I understand, you're at work.
But lonely? You are way cute, wtf?
Get out and meet yourself a fling. 
As for cafeteria food, buy yourself some Stouffer's mac& cheese.
Is that Posh skiing down Haylie nose?
i think this new fad of being famous for having a famous sibling should have died with stephen baldwin.
wait.
stephen baldwin is still alive?
well, that needs to stop, too.
She could get work as a stand-in for Maggie Wheeler(Janice on Friends... OHHH-MYYYY-GAAAAWD!!) Although I'm sure she's not as entertaining as Maggie.
Her only hope to fix that fug is to have the Mt. Rushmore team come and chisel her chin down a bit. Maybe make a mini Thomas Jefferson outta that thing.
Mia - awwwww - love the peep!
Come on guys, it's big feet, big penis!!!
Do you bitches like anyone. Hilary Duff is not ugly be any means..Dayum
weenie | 02.21.06 - 12:50 pm | #
hey, I said I think Hillary Swank is pretty 3 or 4 posts ago. pout. But then again, she actually has a decent career.
i hope haylie realizes how pointlessly her star shines, and decides to take drastic action to remain relevant:
i hope she rubberbands her clit and does she-male porn.
eventually, john waters or someone will make her a star.
god, i need to be an agent...
and, i hope hillary marries that awful, AWFUL """rock star""" she's dating, and i hope he cheats/beats/pees on her constantly.
hillary duff peeked with "agent cody banks".
NoAnjl, you are right. It's what can be done with a big nose....In that case, Haylie's hot.
Do you bitches like anyone. Hilary Duff is not ugly be any means..Dayum
weenie | 02.21.06 - 12:50 pm | #
no
Pats - Mt. Rushmore team ... hahahahah!
So the Duff sisters walk into a bar..
Bartender: Why the long faces girls?
"If you vote for me it will be Summer all year long! VOTE FOR SDUMMER!"
tim, honey you need a hug.
Love the peep Mia
I think Hillary is cute and I'm ashamed to say but I've downloaded her music (not to be comfused with BUYING it which reserved for the really good bands). Yeah, the veneers were a bit scary but I have giant horse teeth too and she's making it safe for all of us who can't afford to have our teeth broken out of our heads and rebuilt.
Haylie on the other hand...is butt ugly. I'm sorry but the girl is icky. I don't think she should have surgery (too late for that) because it sets a horrible example. I think she's ugly but I think it's cool how both of them work the angle of not being so into themselves.
randy's doctor!
AWESOME!
Do you think they use her nose at Thanksgiving to carve the turkey?
Randy's Doc - thanks just peed myself!
Blegh
LA - nope 'cause their American flag is flying from it.
Was she Summer on Nap Dynamite???
Haylie's schnoz looked smaller in Napoleon Dynamite...Good editing, I guess?
Yay Peeps!
I really don't know which of the Duff sisters is worse.
As many have said, I too love the peep mia! If you haven't checked out Lord of the Peeps, you just gotta! Google it.
And you're all killin' me here!
WOw! Bitch is only 21? How rough is she, anyway? Isn't Hillary older or no?
OMG- She was!! She takes a crappy still pic!!!
I read somewhere that she is turning 30 not 21.
Did someone say google?
http://www.lordofthepeeps.com/
Who the hell was she in Napoleon Dynamite?
Witchiepoo- HA!
Rollerslut- ME TOO, I just had a grilled cheese, although MizRo read my mind, Stouffers slighty burnt mac and cheese would have been better. I think MizRo is my doppelganger. Scary.
"pet pony" too funny!
OMG! She looks horrible in the last pic!
If she's 21 then I am 14. OK??????
as gross as she looks, she would really look better if she gained a few pounds - having sharp angular features and being icky thin is not a good look
CokeMonkey: Okay! Shit...
They are so on the cocaine: their eyes are dark, flat, pupil-less.
weenie, she was the girl who was running for president, summer something...
Hilary used to be so cute. Too bad she can't act.
Apparently Pinnochio's been lying. A LOT.
mera you're FAST girl!
What sort of sick sadistic bastard made these two? Haylie outta steal some of her sister's money and get her friggin' face fixed so I can finally stop going to therapy every time I see her picture.
Thanks Bean.
Damn, those are ugly! The make Chestica & ASSlee look hot.
They sould let Hilary run free, with all the other wild horse's already.
& Haylie. I just don't know whats longer/bigger, her hole face, her nose, Mouth...
The last pic is priceless, She's fucking Pinoccio.
Haylie's nose looks like a Dodger Dog in the last pic. For those of you who havent been to Dodger Stadium - Dodger Dogs are foot long hot dogs.
Hilary is cute especially next to THAT nose!
Did they get a two for one at Beverly Hills Dental?
Mia - I WORSHIP your avatar! PEEPS!
Does anybody else notice Hailey looks like J Love Hewitt in these pics?
Listen, Haylie is not a professional singer, there's no reason she can't cut that nose in half. For real. It's making me nauseous.
weenie, Summer Wheatley.
She was a horsefaced woman so I had to say "Nay!" (neigh)
I can't imagine that "someone" hasn't suggested a little tweaking of that schnozz... I mean, someone suggested Hilary get veneers!
Does she remind anyone of Paula Jones?
Is this new?? Have they always looked that bad??? When did this shit happen?? WTF???
They used to be so cute, but now they look like 48 yr old divorced, trailer park living, hooches.. ewww.. Money hasn't improved their looks.. What the shit????!!!
Scout,
My guess is that she thinks she'll be the next Barbra Strisand so she does not want to change her singing voice by getting a nose job. I think they did have a top 10 hit with that GoGos remake.
pinnochio? is that you?
I'll tell you - some people don't want to have yards of packing up their nose for a week... It's gross and painful: she would need a couple of breaks to make her nose better.
confession...I had a nose job several years ago, and MizRo is correct...The packing is gross, and I can't even describe in mere words how painful it was waking up after that surgery. Not to mention how hard it was to go out in public looking like a punching bag...
oh yah, and the answer is 147
Bean: Mad props to you! I've always wanted a nose job, I have a hump, but otherwise it's beautiful.
Anyway, my friend had her nose done and came to see me: I almost died!!
She had packing and more packing, and pain AND it came out crooked after all of that!
Again, mad, crazy props, Bean!!
I'm not one to advocate rhinoplasty, but if Haylie wants to keep posting like Parasite, then gf needs to fix her nose, because, Damn!
Homely!
Haylie, why the long, long, long, long, long, long, long face?
Thanks, Miz! I'll tell you, I was terrified to get it done, and then I spent months regretting it, because it really takes a LONG time to heal. I think it is the trickiest plastic surgery to do, because if you don't have a good doc, they can really f*ck it up! Did your friend ever get it "tweaked" again?!
With all that money couldn't she get a nose job. It looks so long and pointy. It looks like Pinocchio's nose after he told the first lie. No make that after the 2nd lie.
No, Bean, she couldn't go through it again!
I bet every one of you have major self-esteem issues... you were probably the stinky kid on the play ground that didn't have anyone to play with while growing up.... I realize everyone is intitled to their own opinion, but come on!
eww she is NASTY!!
she looks like pinocchio's sister or something!
SUGARCUBES!!! MK, you slay me.
Just love you!!
lala, I bet you have major self-esteem issues... you were probably the stinky kid on the play ground that didn't have anyone to play with while growing up.... I realize everyone is intitled to their own opinion, but come on!
ick, that schnozzola is blinding!!
haylie is soooo gross!!! Can she see over that nose>?
lala: you be in the WRONG place - NOTHING is sacred here.
I didn't know kimbo Stewart(aka Rex)was hanging out with hilary Duff these days.
What the fuck is up with this? What is that poor excuse for a dress that Haylie is wearing? This is hurting my eyes.
Guy's Toenail~ takes a lot to copy and paste, huh?! You are so clever...
no lala wrong again!
Jeez, she looks like Pinocchio with that nose.
Pinocchio Ruff.
Heeeeeeeeehawwwwwwww!
It is clear why Hillary keeps her leech of sister around: she gets fucked by her nose.
I'd boink her!!Only anally though,cant have kids because i'm ugly and well she isnt exactly a babe!!Kid would look like Harvey!
i think the older one has a jucy looking patch. i'd love to have a taste
Haylie Ruff! 
That sound is me stifling a huge snort laugh at work!
She looks like the wicked witch from Wizard of Oz in that last photo..if I looked like that in photos I would carve my face off.
Good christ Haylie, get a damn nose job.
Haylie's nose reminds of the wicked witch of the west....Lol
Yikes, Haylie's wearing Bob Hope's nose. I can't believe she hasn't had that fixed.
Please Haylie dont try and do the over your shoulder "sexy" look, you are much much to fugly. Surely to god she knows how ugly she is?
Will someone please tell Haylie NOT to pose sideways for pictures!!!! That is not your most flattering pose Haylie! Stop it!
get a nose job.
I think this bitch may be the strangest looking person i've ever seen. That's hard to look at. MK, never do this to us again!
OMG
Bitch look like Cyrano de Bergerac.
Disney Fembots , switch them off, enough already.
stop torturing us MK
Someone needs a nose job real bad.
GET THE NOSE JOB ALREADY - WE BEG YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok, i hate to admit this but when i first saw a pic of Hilary Duff last year all slimmed down, i thought she looked so gorgeous! it also inspired me to drop a few pounds so i could get that high cheekbone definition...but you know what? being skinny will turn you into a bitch. i'd rather scarf down some fries than have to count every single calorie and be miserable. besides, anyone else notice how she has those weird, dark undereye circles down? (not really dark since the concealer covers that up pretty good) maybe cuz she's miserable about counting calories, too...just my thoughts...
Has anyone ever seen Leann Rhimes lately? She looks like she has the same horse mouth as Hilary Duff!!!
nice freakin' nose, pinnochio!
Haylie looks like Pinocchio!!!
"I wanna be a real boy!!!"
is her nose photo-shopped or is that for real
Haylie's obviously not had any work done, which is great - not everyone needs to have a button nose. But I gotta say that is one fucking big ski slope of a nose.
my god..that last picture looks like she can stab someone to death with that nose..ack!!
THE NOSE!!!!
disgusting.
this bitch needs a fucking nose job
I think Haylie looks a little like Madeline Stowe in these pics... though Madeline seems to carry it off a lot better.
this bitch needs a fucking nose job
Sarcastic Bitch | 02.21.06 - 8:23 pm |
How come the ones in desperate need of surgery don't get it and the one's who look fine butcher themselves...Meg Ryan, Hillary Duff, Melanie Griffith, et al.
However, bitch would be perfect as the Wicked Witch of the West in the remake of the Wizard of Oz! Green makeup and you're done!
i much prefer these two ova' da Hilton Hoes.
i honestly don't think the top picture is bad...however the last one is not good...
she should take her 7th heaven money and get a nose job. usually im not about plastic surgery but she cant feel good about the way she looks, right?
That last picture is horrible.
You'd think with all her cash Hilary would spring for a nose job for her sister.
holy pinocchio.
omg, she does look like paula jones...she actually makes hilary look really cute and her teeth not so big, and why the fuck was halie in maxim? Maxim!!! Bitch wasn't even in lingerie or a swimsuit...
lol "hilary needs to run free with all the other horses"
oh, and i woulda voted for pedro too
the thing is, she really isn't ugly.. but that nose, that NOSE!!!!!
I thought they were both horses?
& yeah i agree that the nose totally kills it for her, Jennifer.
THE PLASTICS
I like her,mind you i like Celine Dion!!
Haylie looks like fucking Pinocchio in that last picture !!! That beak is terrifying ... please resist the temptation to take any additional side profile pics like that you freaking toucan! I hate those bitches ... I hope they jump off a bridge together.
Imagrower 8:37: Good point!!!
I think it's because those that are already "beautiful" and ended up butchering their faces, have low self-esteem to begin with.
You know, Haylie is less bad cause at least she has a good figure, so she can qualify as a butterface. Hilary on the other hand is a total fug.
nicole, Hilary got cheekbone implants... they look really obvious now that she is a stick.
My God....her nose!
there is no way haylis is 21 years of age...who is she fooling? i agree with the person on the upthread who said she's 30 if she's a day.
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