Dick between the bones, HA
aww how sweet!!
I'd like them to get back together - she needs to stay her bones at home.
More leggings, paired with the classic Sam & Libby ballet flats, thank you very much. **Running away screaming**
She's so sad looking now. She needs him back so she can do her sideways pose for the cameras!
I bet he just needed sto rest his sore dick after banging against her bony vag.
Im going upstairs to dig out my leggings. Im going to be a fashionista today.
Thanks for another disturbing mental picture, MK. 
He looks like he's dragging a club foot.
i want her to get better - she was the only thing that kept the simple life funny. parasite rode on nicole's coattails, that dumb ho. nicole, please eat a cracker or two!
OMG-how romantic! Love is in the air!
notice how her leggings are even loose? Nicole, eat a steak!
He probably is giving her another chance since he spotted a photo of her actually eating.
death to star jones - I just saw that. Very pitiful. Maybe she should go with capri length.
What's next, stirrup pants?
I think she just needed some blow.
it cracks me the fuck up that people go through life with a name like DJ AM and want to be taken seriously. What the hell has happened to us that we accept this crap and don't laugh in their goddamned faces? P Diddy; DJ AM, Carrot top; Easy E; etc etc etc. Bugs the shit out of me.
Bean, stirrup pants and high-top sneakers. Reeboks, LA Gear....
Her wig is crooked.
If Nicole turned sideways and stuck her tonnue out, she'd look like a zipper.
Parachute pants maybe!
If Nicole turned sideways and stuck her tonnue out, she'd look like a zipper.
libgirl | 02.22.06 - 1:36 pm | #
dick between her bones....ewwwwwwwwwwww
club foot hahahahahha
I hope they do get back together. He was a positive influence on her.
hellokitty, LA Gear, that is a blast from my past! how about those idiotic muscle pants?!
that's funny FMouie coming from someone with a blog nic of FMouie!
When you look back at her before all this weight loss she was always laughing, seemed so happy and bubbly. Now she seems dry and brittle!
yes!! please get back together...who else is going to bang that broom stick?
I bet their lovemaking has the hollow, rattling sound of wooden windchimes!
Hi, Mouse & Dayanara (+ the lovely rest)
Can't she just disappear already?... By now her gigantig head sould have crush her unatractiv, toddler body?
NO MORE BALLET FLATS!
Hello Bird!
I would like to see them get back together...she does seem happier with him...she still needs some therapy to deal with her emotional issues.
Hi Bird.
I agree he was a positive influence on her- I hope they do get back together........we never see her smile anymore......she really needs some help.....
jdm hit the nail on the head - Nic's stash is running low.
carrot top wanted to be taken seriously?
I'm also not sure DJAM every wanted to be 'taken seriously' hes a DJ in a trashy club in Vegas... not trying to be the next Tom Hanks.
Conchita:
Force feeding may become necessary.
He had no choice ... he wasn't getting any new pussy or press. Might as well bang some stick figure and get some publicity rather than stay home and wack off to cable tv.
i have to go burn my scarf..she has it therefore it must go...damn you alexander mcqueen!
oh, she just couldn't get ahold of her regular dealer
those are skinny jeans, not leggings. but yeah still another of the moment trend.
I used to like Nicole, I never watched the Simple Life for the same reason I don't watch Jerry Springer..I don't think its very funny to watch the dregs of society at their lowest, makes me kinda sad for some reason, but I did like Nicole's humor and generally good attitude..she used to smile alot more, now she seems washed up and beat down..hopefully the're back together, she seemed happier with him than without him..maybe this means that she will start eating again and gain some weight! Perhaps her family and friends did an intervention?...
And on another note..i'm sorta curious about her upcoming album..she does come from a musically talented family so I have hopes that she might sound decent, unlike Parasite...
If Nicole turned sideways and stuck her tonnue out, she'd look like a zipper.
libgirl | 02.22.06 - 1:36 pm
HAHA Funn Neee
she is "ribs" for his pleasure.
Putas!
How does she think she looks good?? She has no tits or meat at all.
Mcsarah your kitty is pretty.
"dick between the bones" classic, i can't stop laughing, u should write a book i would totally buy it, or post video news sessions totally watch it.
anyways nicole has a publicist, shocking, i should get one too, seems "anthing" has a publicist these days, even bones
I would LOVE for these two to be back together, I don't know why..,.
I don't think he is a very attractive guy, but there seem to be a lot of girls who do- so I don't think he is lacking any pussy if he wants it.....he just cares about this girl. Maybe he'll be the one to get her to start taking care of herself
I like them. I hope they get back together.
dick, bones, oh MK hahaha jeez. =P
Maybe she'll eat something now.
she seriously needs to eat a bunch of butter
Meh. Went out with my ex-gfriend to dinner the other night. We held hands too. Doesn't mean a thing.
Don't tell me that this bitch actually eats!!!!!???
They are SOOO cute
AM's been dating a woman named Victoria Rowe - a hollywood makeup artist.
her site is www.victoriarowe.com, if you want to see what she looks like.
She's much prettier than nicole - she's not a skeletor.
He's back because she's his bread and butter. She and all her coked up girlfriends were great promotion for his gigs. I mean come on.. Who the fuck cares about some DJ!!!?? As long as the music sounds good I don't care who's playing it... No one wants to book him now.. But with Nicole & maybe Lindsey or Mischa passing thru.. hell everybody will show up.. otherwise...crickets
He looks GIGANTIC next to her. And what the fuck...he looks hot in this pic!
I wonder when her album is coming out? she's going to have to gain some weight..it would be impossible for her to do all the promotional rounds as anorexic as she is..she wouldn't have the energy...
Scout...
you're kidding right?? My name here is not my professional name, scout. I am not known as FMouie to the world. I can't believe you, who I figured to be intelligent, would make that comment. I'm very disappointed.
if you can't make the distinction between a blog nickname and a name that defines you professionally, to the entire world, I'm surely vexed.
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