OMG!!! PLEASE PUT IT AWAY!!!!
MY EYES, MY EYES...........
i'm in love ...
What did Claire Danes do to deserve this?
Jesus never looked like that in the Bible!
in addition to being very fertile, kfed is also handy around the house.
Fuck everything else. Is that package for real???
Okay, he looks like he has a dead muskrat on his head.
Charles Mansons' do-it-yourself video: Screwing Time.
Biblical scholars finally have proof that Jesus was a carpenter.
Doug Henning isn't dead, he's alive and well and works for your local Hire a Husband.
ready to screw
OMFG - MIGS WINS!
is that charles manson?
Extreme Makeover: Trailer Park Edition.
Yeah, that's right, I just inflated my dick with this thing!
see his nifty little nail /staple gun with the air compressor?
i shot a 1/2 inch staple thru my finger night before last, clean thru the bone.......
ahhhh... memories
"And which tool would you like me to drill you with?"
Blue - fucking Charles Manson ...I'm pissin myself
Adam Levine shows Jessica really how to screw.
James Caviezel starts filming 'The Passion of Christ2-the revenge'
The contents of Paris Hilton's unpaid storage unit are revealed.
What the fuck you lookin at? I'll fucking blast you with this thing. It's fuckin' real!
something or someone is going to get nailed tonight.
t
Homo Improvements
OMG!
I don't know if I'm laughing or having a seizure...
Who let Charles Manson have power tools?
Eew. You can totally see his BALLS!
both of these pistols are pressure sensitive
I have a caption, it's simple: FUCKING SICK!
I just threw up a little.
Tom Cruise stars in the remake of Planet of the Apes
migs wins!
Tonight, on This Old Homo; Bruce gets nailed.
eHarmony profile:
"NAME-jed
OCCUPATION-yeah, right
LIKES-girls younger than 14, women older than 75. dungeons and dragons. the taste of human flesh. babysitting. long walks on the beach.
DISLIKES-"the man". hygiene. rap music. dirty feet.
IM address-nicklachey198@yahoo.com"
Barry Bee Gee's star faded, he now performs at Bachelorette parties as an electrician.
oh,boy i almost forgot how much i hated the 80's.
t
Cisco Adler prepares to go after Paris for Mischa
Biblical scholars finally have proof that Jesus was a carpenter.
Migs
Winner^
Migs and Miz!!
K-FED'S new cd cover, (hey, sex sells)....
He always gave the ladies an option. Which blue beast is gonna nail you tonight?
Kfed... life after Britney
jethro has just completed the 4th step in cleaning the hair out of his drains.
Hohan after a few months on meth with Johnnie Rhys Myers.
He spreads better than Vadge in the same spankies.
unfrozen caveman carpenter
George of the urban jungle?
For an extra sixty bucks, Frank would nail your floor down in a speedo.
"Crouching Tiler, Hidden Package"
JESUS. MODERN CARPENTER!
What happened to all the porn stars after the AIDS scare?
OMFG ROFL, this is the most inspired "Caption This" contest in a long time...kudos to all of the above, really great shit and I'm killing myself with laughter right now!!!!
FMouie:
Amanda Lepore - pre-op. Now it's all so clear....
Harry's Homo Home Repairs...our claim to customer satisfaction is "We Don't Shoot No Blanks"
"If you use the proper technique with the glue gun, the sock roll stays discreetly in place."
Damn you guys are good today.....my mascara is burning my eyes!
After Misha dumped Cisco he took up modeling for Black & Decker.
Our male strippers are also qualified to perform any kind of handy work around the house…
We aim to please and undress to impress.
this is greg, but you can call him "subtle".
Talk about Blue Balls!!!!!
Me man -- me use nail gun
Power jigsaw...$19.99
Air generator...$279.50
Wrestling codpiece...$17.59
Showing off your big tool...priceless!!
For everything else, there's Master Carpenter
Mouie - you mean BARELY hidden package! Jesus!
Habitat for Hung Humanity
Migs takes this one!!! LFMAO
jesus?
Just let me start with the drill first, i promise it won't hurt!
Cover of "Jesus the Carpenter XXX"
Manson doing jail remodels
On the next "This Old House".. the importance of matching your nail gun to your underwear.
"Picture hung? OH! I'm sorry, lady, I thought you said picture of ME hung."
Once again, Vincent Gallo tries to sell his sperm and offers to throw in some handy work around the house.
Mouse...
DOH!!
Balls to the walls?
duh, we all knew jesus was a carpenter!
BLUE STEEL.
ReBe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
it's been awhile since a great pic has been here. This ranks up there with the guy fucking his jeep!
FREE PRINCE ALBERT'S!!!
FMouie....2:51 PM. That's the best one yet!!!
Cat Stevens converted to Islam right after he finished his deck.
This is nothing. IF you want to go blind: www.string-emil.de
Balls please
He always gave the ladies an option. Which blue beast is gonna nail you tonight?
Anonymous | 02.23.06 - 2:43 pm | #
winner
"As soon as I take this dump, I'll finish the floor lady."
Migs - BWAHAHAHAHAA!
omg i demand a repost i NEED to see dude fuck his jeep
Migs is best in show!
just aim and shoot
Banauski ---OMG..the last pic on that page should have been the caption this
John Stamos.... Love the new look!
Sal rethought his myspace photo after receving several unsettling letters from the Carpenter's Local.
Howard Stern with facial hair and a fancy blue tool, complete with an extension cord and attachments.
I don't mind him showing off the rest of his hardware but I could have lived without the nuts
Fuck topless housecleaning. I shall give them home repair in bannana hammocks.
oh shit
went to the site
ive messed my pants
i will never ever sleep again
Rabies 258...
mere seconds before the gruesome murder...
jesus was gay too
Mr. February from the Hot Construction Cock Calendar.
The Fabulous Life of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline....
KFed moonlit in low budget adult films before making it big as Britbrit's babymaker. And yes, folks, thats not just a staple gun in his hand, O he's happy to see you...
WWCJD - what would a Chippendale jesus do
blue...
the guy fucking his jeep's exhaust pipe had a garter, bustier, nylons and pumps. It was funny as shit. Very serious look on his face like he was posing professionally.
This is the photo I wanted to leave up on my laptop for my coworkers to talk about while I went to the bathroom!
someone find me that photo
This is what happens when Star let's Big Gay Al hire the help.
Haha..Good one Fmouie!
"What WOULDN'T Jesus do?" --Busted Tees
Bob Vila's humble begginings.
Migs wins, but the competition is stiff. (ahem)
MK - Is that really Crudup? It totally looks like him!
San Francisco's Carpenter's Union mandatory uniform.
This gives a whole new meaning to ServiceMaster.
MizRo - This guy looks like he is rolled up and needs to be "unfurled".
WWCJD - what would a Chippendale jesus do
kitkatwoman | 02.23.06 - 3:02 pm | #
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Doesn't this look like the guy? Tim Daly, LMAO - Have no idea if it really is though.
http://tinyurl.com/qywod
Paris poses for the cover of her single "Screwed"
Oops - posted in wrong place. Be nice to the new gal
Mouie, where can I see that pic? A fucking jeep? lol
Can you spot the real tool?
The Ressurection of Christ II - Payback Time
"Jesus is back and this time, he's taking names and kicking ass. Watch as he nails all those who take the Lord's name in vain to a cross..and nails the virtuous laides one by one with his Holy trinity of love...in theaters this summer..when you piss off God, you have to ask..what would Jesus do?"
Vision protection required.
Posted this in the wrong place first - but doesn't this look like this guy. Tim Daly - not sure if it is though.
http://tinyurl.com/qywod
WWJPD
What Would Jesus's Package Do?
Cisco Adler workin hard for the money!
"If I were a carpenter, and you were a lady
Could I thrust out my balls for you,
in my blue thong, bay-beh."
If I worked in my bare feet, would you still love me?
I could squat on the floor and you, could fart above meh."
Pictures have finally surfaced of Jesus doing his day job, carpenter.
And on the 8th day Jesus self installed Pergo flooring
Billy Crudup's community service for leaving his pregnant girlfriend for Claire Danes
introducing.. "americas next top tool"
my gravatar is going to change soon, and I AM AFRAID of the backlash it will get, but I love the gravatar(you have been warned) hehehe
how about this:
"DISGUSTING"
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Mouse...
that was on an earlier caption pic probably back in Nov or Dec. between you and blue, you could split the search and find it in twice the time!! 
Bob Vila shooting the pilot for "This Old House"
Cisco plans to video tape his staple-gun attack on Paris Hilton.
oh it changed already 
) hahahaha
I wasn't on here then.
EWWWWWWWWWWWW
The only way Fluffy Gibb, the Lost BeeGee, is ever going to get nailed.
hey sugar, let me change your oil
Damn theres too many good ones already!
anyone here know German? His website is totally in German and while the pictures speak a thousand words I would love to know how I could see some of the photos with black bars on them. Emil just slays me! How long has he been doing this now? 10 years or so?
I think that's my step brother circa 1989. seriously. I'd consider that abuse.
Britney insisted Kfed start working for his keep. Now, he can drill without cheating.
All hilarious comments aside, can anyone verify whether or not this is an old photo of Billy Crudup? I'd bet money it is. Creepy.
JESUS CHRIST PORNO STAR!
Note to self, only work in my underwear at the Helen Keller Home, other clients just don't seem to understand.
SO..This is Cisco Adlers 2nd job?
Oh, FMouie, to answer your question from another post... I'm actually from Ponce.
Now that Britney has no more money, Kevin must go out and support the family by any means necessary.
kitkatwoman - ahahahahahhahahahah!
you made me laugh :LOL
J - if your stepbrother got a haircut since then, hook me up will you?
am i the only one who thinks this guy is sexy? I must be crazy but im turned on.
This is my rifle,
This is my gun.
One is for fighting,
One is for fun.
HOME PIMPROVEMENT
threesixteen.....
SIZE QUEEN!!!!!
threesixteen, you are in need of an INTERVENTION and SHOCK THERAPY, please move away from your computer and answer the doorbell please and proceed calmly
Hey - leave threesixteen alone - haven't you guys ever heard of a brown bag before?
OMG threesixteen you def. are the winner!!
Jonathan Anton gets a new makeover for season 3 of Blow Out!
ugly guys with big dicks are sexy
If he got a haircut he would look like my ex. Gayass gold bracelet and all. **hiding**
Tonight on "Squatting With the Stars"
SEE: Doug Henning perform his most aMAzing magic feat to date!
HEAR: the air escape from his lungs as he gasps his final (?) breath!
FEEL: the aura of his MAGIC!!
Tonight, Doug Henning will amaze and astound you as he inserts an air hose in his throat, sticks a nailgun up his rectum and shoots nails out his ass, 30 FEET across the room at a spinning wheel with Richard Simmons tied spread-eagled!
YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS IT!
IONCA -
I've got a 2x4 he can nail.
Packin heat
Margie lost her job at the advertising company after her innovative campaign for Zufu Air Tools was not recieved as well as marketing said it would...
prico...
cool! I lived on Calle Salud a ways from La Plaza. That was 30 years ago. I bet it doesn't even look the same eh?
Um... actually, a lot of it looks the same, because it's a historial landmark. So they try to preserve the Spanish style from way back when.
What Would Jesus' Package Do?
Charles Manson was released from prison????
I'd hit that... so long as he doesn't smell.
(God, 5 months without sex and my standards stretch tremendously.)
REAL GIRL that was already submitted:
WWJPD
What Would Jesus's Package Do?
Osobuco | 02.23.06 - 3:08 pm#
Real Girl damn all of yall are funny today!!
He kinda looks like Seann William Scott. Stiffler?
christian bale in "the machinist II"
Just a side note, this is like the hippie women's answer to the Benny Benassi "Satisfaction" video:
http://www.kontraband.com/show/s...show.asp?
ID=850
nice!! I used to pick up hookers in that tiny li'l bar on the square there. Ah...the old halcyon days of (basically) disease-free sex with spanish whores! 
FMOUIE, i like the Doug Henning view (giggles)
The Carpenters: The porn years
DIY or he'll do it for you.
Ted Nugent has a new career... but the same costume.
I'm getting nailed by this totally hot dude.
Ace shows off his helpful hardware.
OMG, FMouie!! El Picaflor!!
http://dlisted.blogspot.com/
2005...ed_archive.html
just over halfway down the page
seriously, id hit the jeep too
migs! LOL - you win!
That's not a rabbit in Doug Henning's speedo!
thepaganone...This guy is called Emil Schellhorn. Don´t know since when he´s "acting" like that. But the pictures on his HP are yuck.
I am sorry but this is not B.Cudrup!
Watch the picture on his HP >Impressum. You can actually buy String-Emil shirts...
Cisco Adler is more than just a hirsute singer in a crappy band!
Jessica Simpson's ideal match on eHarmony.
Tough times for Nick Lachey ever since Jessica left...
yet another way to NAIL paris hilton
Fire when ready
"I've got the nuts, you've got the bolt"
Archeologists find new evidence that Cro-Magnum man used tools.
tired of always being compared to his brother jesus, james shows what kind of miracles he can perform.
Not a caption but can someone please help me here. My avatar seems to be among the missing and I have my email in the right place and everything. Any ideas? 
Archeologists find new evidence that Cro-Magnum man used tools.
StoneyBaloney
Love it!
Ahhhh, there it is...I dont know what I did but I'm not gonna complain. Here's the funny thing though, this isnt the avatar that is showing that I have on Gravatar.com. I dont know and I give up, all I know is this is the right avatar.
except it's Cro-magnon man (French..were they found him)
On topic though....I'm sticking with Migs though there are a lot of funny ones too!
ewwwwww...thats not right...burning my eyes!
and along those lines I guess we could call this guy a flaming "Homo habilis"
KitKatWoman...
BE THERE!!
prico...
YES!! haha.
is victoria beckham pregnant? i really cant remember anythin
BonnieBlue..
it's there.
At least the Power TooL on the right wont burn your clit off.
threesixteen: he does have a good jawline...
if he got a haircut i'd hit it.
D cup--but he can't promise it won't burn when you pee
"You won't take advantage of me again Clay Aiken."
All I can say is WOW...
Is that for REAL???
I think i know him.
"You won't take advantage of me again Clay Aiken."
Break
That's really good
damn these are soo good. hard time picking my favourite.
Biblical scholars finally have proof that Jesus was a carpenter.
Homo Improvements
both of these pistols are pressure sensitive
well done, well done. *applause*
Rabies:
Archeologists find new evidence that Cro-Magnon man used tools.
Better?
Does this tool make me look gay?
Fmouie:
I know it's there now. I dont know how it happened and I'm not gonna question it. Just gonna go with it.
StoneyBaloney-- Now it's perfect..and hilarious!
Paris Hilton before her monthly wax.
Patti, if you do and he has cleaned himself up, help a sister out girl!!!
I think the proof that Jesus was a carpenter one and Stoney's Cro-Magnon one take the cake by far.
Have a good afternoon everyone. I'm out!
Yanni has decided to give up his musical career and go into home renovations.
(var. of archaeologists)
Bonnie Blue - Yanni?? You're killin me!!!!
Bonnie Blue: Pretty Avatar
(I just burnt the hell outta my throat on this kimchi soup)
nite Rabies...
Shell - you would burn the hell out of your throat with this dude too! p.s. feel better
"Is it worth it, let me work it, I put a nail down, flip it and reverse it."
Migs
Dammit FMOUIE! Ok, here we go:
Archaeologists find new evidence that Cro-Magnon man used tools.
Phew!
http://www.string-emil.de/?
emil=...emil=Ueber_mich
Visit his site.....words can not describe.
Bye Rabies.
OMG this guy's site is so funny. He is a hung m***fker! He has a platano in his speedo.
"I ain't drilled nothing yet...ba ba ba baby I just ain't drilled na na na nothing yet."
which way will his dingle dangle?
Nice compressor!
Old rock stars don't die...they just need help to keep on nailin'!
Cisco Adler's match.com picture before he found Mischa.
drugs are bad, mmmmmkay!
Red Compressor = $350.00
Blue nail gun = $189.00
Green Air hose = $39.00
Whatever lives in those blue undies = priceless
Kevin's younger brother, Earl Federline
1-900-handyman
Ya know what sucks....union carpenters make $28.00 per hour plus overtime.......fuck that!
Is it just me, or does that guy sort of look like John Stamos...?!
Buttercup - he's so huge it's almost scary - I said ALMOST girl!!
Jesus was a carpenter...
Cisco Adler guest stars on tonight's episode of "Trading Spaces."
Hustler magazine's -- one for the ladies!
this is my stapler
this is my gun
one is for working
one is for fun
I'd give this week's paycheck to see what's in those undies.
BTW, who won yesterday's Caption? Did I miss it - I've been lookin all day
"Hey, ich bin der Emil"
(singing like a child)
Quack, quack, waddle, waddle...
Her: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Him: Why, yes I can.
SASHA COHEN IS SKATING RIGHT NOW!!
PS IS THIS THE SAME GUY FROM THE TRACTOR CAPTION THIS A WHILES BACK?
Cisco needs the power nailer to add the notches on Paris' bedpost for 2005.......
1970's birth control poster
Biblical scholars finally have proof that Jesus was a carpenter.
LOL Migs wins
Proof that jesus actually was a carpenter
That looks like my brother, in the face. The rest I don't know about. We aren't that kind of family.
due to good behavior Charlie is now allowed to use pnuematic weapons of mass production-
I know there are other manson comments but; they just didnt work for me-
Kfed's new workout tapes look awesome
cicso adler looks hot here.
mischa is one lucky girl
Migs totally wins!!!!!!! But lots of great ones...
Kevin Federline, after much prodding from Britney, finally decided to go ahead and get a job as a home improvement service.
Did someone call a repairman?
Extreme Makeover, Jesus Christ Edition.
Yes it is, Munchkin. He has an entire website devoted to this kinda shit.
To prove his existence, Jesus returned to Earth where he resumed his carpentry business.
Migs, You get my vote. That was brilliant.
Charles Manson is performing community service with Habitat for Humanity...in a speedo?
Redneck Playgirl
check out my BIG blue screwdriver
John Holmes, re-incarnated as a carpenter, insists on wearing his porn movie wardrobe from the '70s.
the second coming of christ requires 2 tools.
I was wondering what happened to the lead singer of Boston.
thsi guy has to be on shrooms
Good night all and Migs and FMouie have got my vote!
Awwwwwwwww - MK is that you?
When Viggo Mortenson stated he'd nail whomever won the online bidding, I don't think this is what the winner had in mind.
instead of merry maids willing worker
will work for speedos
jesus christ superstar carpenter service
Power jigsaw...$19.99
Air generator...$279.50
Wrestling codpiece...$17.59
Showing off your big tool...priceless!!
For everything else, there's Master Carpenter
FMouie | 02.23.06 - 2:49 pm | #
Biblical scholars finally have proof that Jesus was a carpenter.
Migs | Homepage | 02.23.06 - 2:32 pm
Crouching Tiler, Hidden Package"
FMouie | 02.23.06 - 2:44 pm |
BTW, who won yesterday's Caption? Did I miss it - I've been lookin all day
NoAnjl | 02.23.06 - 4:19 pm | #
I never saw anything either. I have a feeling Celine's people had MK remove it, but I could be wrong.
"You down to die?"
What a tool....
My shit ain't posting.
Jonathan Anton prepares for the launch of Blow Out Season 3!
Home Depot: You can do it, we can help
Wow, many, many great ones.
I'm voting for Migs, though, the Jesus thing was too funny.
So What @ 2:34 - LMAO!!!
Doug Henning didn't die. He just became Nate Berkus' assistant.
oh yeah!
what happened to yesterday's celine dion?
... and i'm gunna HANG out, with my WANG out. and i'm gunna ROCK out, with my COCK out!!
and if I squat like this, the air from the compressor cools my balls at the same time...
After his album was a bust and Britney dumped him, Kevin Federline has been forced to get two jobs, weirdly he choose manwhore and architect.
who wants to get nailed?
This Old House came with a scary surprise!!
did someone forget to wear their goggles?
To prove they're just like everyone else, Barbra Streisand has James Brolin fix things around the house.
5:37anonymous/shell......bitch you cant get screwed....nobody likes a fatass or a dumbass.
ok seriously, if someone gets on here with an olympics skating spoiler, you are a big asshole
great, that's probably asking for it
When did MK start doing home repairs?
John Stamos auditions for Trading Spaces and brings his own cocking gun.
The Passion of the Gay Carpenter Christ
Brit Brit, finally "fed up" with K-Fed has put him on lock down. Unable to shave dress or bush his hair until all his chores are done, AND DONE RIGHT!
my boss is a jewish carpenter
LOL!! Migs should win for sure!
Does the dude with the drill have a license to thrill? It's 'Tool Time'!
Jesus is back, and this time, he's pissed!
Sorry, El Bastardo - didn't see your post before posting
No, no, no, I said nail me on the floor, not nail me TO the floor!
Patsy | 02.23.06 - 4:02 pm | # :
I sooooo didn't need to see that shit.
Yes, Jesus was a carpenter.
CAPTION: Catching up with ex-Backstreet Boy, Kevin Richardson
excuse me sir, your balls are showing. bumblebee tuna!
Charles Manson decides to do a little housework.
I like to match my blues...undies, power tools, etc.
I'm going balls to the walls with this nail gun.
While doing a Paris Hilton impersonation, he thought it would be relevant to do her recent "spread eagle, blue underwear" pose to show that he too has the same STD's as her.
Aww, Helter Skelter to the NO!
KFED DOING HIS SIDE JOB BEFORE HE MET BRITNEY
Is it that shocking that Charles Manson mixes porn and power tools?
Damn, no wonder Paul McCartney changed the title of his song "Heather Leather" to "Helter Skelter!"
The FIFTH Angel of the Apocalypse!
haha I like your charles manson quote better 2pink. I'm never good at these things!
Charles Manson and his sex toys.
Jenn, I don't even know what everyone has written. I've been gone all day and I log on and there are over 300 comments! I couldn't go back and read them all! I need to, because I bet there are some good (and some sick) ones!
2 Pink, I skimmed and I saw alot of Jesus jokes but I don't know if anyone mentioned that this is like Charles Manson's twin! No way I'm reading through all of it..I'm sure there's funny ones though.
Thats Uncle Jessa Katsopolis!
If I were a carpenter,
And you were my lady,
Would you kill for me anyway?
Would you have my baby?
(I couldn't bring myself to make that last line, "Even Sharon Tate's baby?" - that was just SO, SO wrong!)
2 Pink you are not fucking funny! Not one little bit you silly bitch!
Little Bunny Foo Foo, lay off.
Shut up 2 pink. Quit singing songs.
Don't tell me what to do bitch. I will throttle you.
Don't make me come over there. Is this picture of your husband? Shit, I accidentally fucked him last week. Sorry.
They're big, they're blue, and they're both for you...
Caption This: Little Bunny Foo Foo about to nail his little stub to the floor and then giggle about it.
No wonder your husband comes over to my house all the time. You're boring as hell.
2 pink's husband got a nice banana hammock for Valentine's Day.
Charles Manson learned how to use a staple gun from the yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman in his bikini underwear. Next up is a chainsaw and nail gun.
The ones I liked the best are as follows, in no particular order.
in addition to being very fertile, kfed is also handy around the house.
Anonymous | 02.23.06 - 2:31 pm |
The contents of Paris Hilton's unpaid storage unit are revealed.
sowhat | 02.23.06 - 2:34 pm | #
Tom Cruise stars in the remake of Planet of the Apes
coco | 02.23.06 - 2:37 pm | #
Kfed... life after Britney
jaclor96 | 02.23.06 - 2:43 pm |
Power jigsaw...$19.99
Air generator...$279.50
Wrestling codpiece...$17.59
Showing off your big tool...priceless!!
For everything else, there's Master Carpenter
That is just NASTY.
Bob Vila after a 6 month heroin binge.
Ryan Seacrest as a man before the highlighted hair turn him gay.
Does your schlong stand high?
Does it reach up to the sky?
Does it wrinkle when it's wet?
Does it straighten when it's dry?
Can you wave it at your neighbor
With an element of flavor?
Do your schlong stand high?
Hey! I always wondered what happened the drum major from high school. Now I know, and my eyes hurt for it.
YESTERDAY CAPTION THIS CONTEST WINNERS LINK
http://dlisted.blogspot.com/
2006...1325113299.html
Yesterday's, sorry I'm an idiot
vincent gallo brand air compressors: pumps 150 psi of worthless sperm!
AHHAHAH i cant believe this picture actually exists!!
Cisco Adler just before mutilating his genitals upon realising he had poked Kimberly Stewarts coochie with it.
well, he WAS a carpenter, after all...
The Passion of Christ has now become eavesdropping on TomKat.
do you like my cock and balls?
JACKASS: Home Makeover Edition
this week on Behind the Music: Bachmen Turner Overdrive....
"heh heh... you said 'tool'"
I didnt know Jesus wore a thong when he was a carpenter
whats under your foreskin?
"Do you mind...I've got to re-load my glue gun"
Oh, I need to get nailed...
DUDE! I told you this home vascetemy kit was a bad idea!
Letting Charles Manson out on work release was a bad idea.
Okay. Who's ready to get nailed?
Before his hit show Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Ty Pennington had to resort to other measures and other hairdos to get by.
i need an airgun to deflate this monster.
this is my ad on craigslist...i'm looking for work and anything goes, including Greek Style..
212-660-2245
I nominate Migs.
"Split a piece of wood, and I am there..."
He liked to collect celebrity body parts. Shown here stuffed into thong: Haylie Duff's nose.
Nick Lachey changes himself into a large membered, gay, carpenter in order to seduce Joe into becoming his love slave, and only his.
Charles Manson's PlayGirl audtition photo???
Thanks to advancements in modern technology, the nail gun now allows Jesus to nail himself to the cross, freeing up time for the Roman soldiers to cast more lots.
"Ma balls are blue, too... Ya wanna see 'em???"
charlie manson ....the carpenter
Federjerk's album cover.
Britney lost weight.
Dude, I was at a bar last night, turned around and saw Paris Hilton standing like this; next thing I know my eyes started burning, my nuts swelled up and now I can't pee. I just know that bitch gave me an STD or something.
there's more than one powertool here ladies!
Enough with the Jesus jokes!
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
This guy is pretty hot!
''We here at Home Depot are always willing to go the extra mile, to satisfy a customer.''
"Crystal meth is a helluva drug."
Viciousvamp I know that from personal experience. But I'm only admitting that here because no one knows who I really am.
..where do you find these pictures??!
Viggo Mortensen circa 1978
Former 70's porn star cornered with nail gun
My eyeballs have jumped out of my head and run for cover. Thanks a lot.
After Britney left him Kevin had no choice but to fall back on his college
degree work skills
K-Fed: 10 years after Britney
"Can you handle the hardware?"
Does this screwdriver make my balls look fat?
Klause, what did I tell you? No carpentry with you wig on you crazy German man!
Jesus is back and he's got a nail gun.
Kevin Federline proves to the world that he's more than just braids and cigarettes.
i think i want him to father my children...
I've got my rocket right here, baby, and the launcher on standby.
One way or another, you're not leaving this room until I nail you.
Biblical scholars finally have proof that Jesus was a carpenter.
Migs | Homepage | 02.23.06 - 2:32 pm | #
Jesus never looked like that in the Bible!
Fat Girl Jessica | Homepage | 02.23.06 - 2:30 pm | #
LMFAO!!
Manson to his hippie commune groupies:
"I am the Master. Just open your minds and hearts and listen to the sound of my voice. I need your software to boot my hardware to save us from a war of the races of Apocalyptic proportions."
We know who's gonna be laying caulk all over the house later.
is it live or is it memorex
Holy fucking hell.
And here we see the "Wildman of Home Depot" in his natural habitat.
LMFAO CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN PACKAGE.....!!! OMG GREAT ONE
A picture of Tom Cruise's initiation into Scientology.
"crystal meth is a helluva drug"...
omg, why did i get thru most of the comments? u guys r killing me...1st thought was really "who knew charles manson could be so sexy?"
Times have been hard on Billy Crudup since his decision to leave Mary Louise Parker
Hey, it's me Jim Morrison, dont you recognize me?
this is him now
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060...YwN5bnN1YmNhdA-
he was a carpenter, born of a virgin
I got TWO hot glue guns here and a WHOLE lotta time, baby.
Biblical scholars finally have proof that Jesus was a carpenter.
Migs
Migs, you stole my caption!!!! Good one!
I just attached it with this nail gun. It hurt like hell! Do you like it?
Jason Patric relapses into his "Rush" days and is bolting down the house as he's gonna tear the roof off!
See! Even nudist take precautions in securing their junk before nailing something or someone.
Failed Olympic sport of 1972?
Hmmm he thought "which drill should I use?"
Congrats, Migs, Mouie and Crees_dahl!! Excellent captions.
Thanks MizRo. God I love this site.
congrats, you 3. funny stuff.
but, what happened to wednesday's??!!!
WOOHOO!! It's been a couple months since I won here!
Thanks Miz!!
congrats to migs and Crees!
Contrats you guys!
Collectively, these are the best Caption This answers EVAR.
FMOUIE!!!!!!!!!!! you are back or youe never left you scoundrel!
Mer !!!
Never left
Billy Crudup's long lost twin ... that banana hammock is OUTRAGEOUS!!!! I think I see his sack!!!!
meramari...
woohoo!!thanks guys.
Where are the winners of the Celine Dion contest?
Come see the softer side of Sears!
Would someone kindly staple my dick to the floor?
Yeah FMouie Won! Now who was that that said FMouie wasn't funny!! And that was a good one!
Hey, Migs...a sista gotta admit, that was perfect! U deserved to win!
jim morrison is alive, 30 lbs thinner, and representing craftsman.
he makes me sorry i'm lactose intolerant... very hot!
Calvin Klein resurects his "dirty porno hardware ads" from 1995
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