Awwww...
OMG Britney is so priceless.
Bout time that bitch started using a fucking stroller.
Awwwww cuteness.
Brit -- WHERE A BRA!!!!
Oh shit, I was first... that was too fast. Ok, on topic...
Polar Bear! Too funny. Glad to see her exercising, but poor Consuelo is sweating her ass off trying to keep up.
Funny, she looks horrible in the first set of pics but I think she looks great in the second set of pics!
OMG look at my spelling faux pas!
**WEAR**
I'm sorry to be the barrer of bad news but little SPF is starting to look like trailer trash to...Who brings there kid outside in a onsie?
Hey, do i see a lack of ROOTS in her dirty dishwasher blone hair?
1 thumb up for that!
Ya know.. I've been privately hoping the whole pregnant thing wasn't true..
unfortunately... I forsee the coming of the end with the birth of a FOURTH Federline offspring.
hey not fair, i own a stroller, they have a shelf thingy in the bottom for the diaper bag , why is she making the nanny carry it? it look shot out, plus nanny looks out of shape! omg thats rude... does she order nanny to stay ten feet back so she is out of pics?
Why must she always have the nanny around. Don't know why, but it makes me crazy - she only has ONE BABY.
I knew she wasn't breastfeeding!!
She looks fine here. I look way worse when I run errands with my kid. She also doesn't look preggers. The evil part of me hopes she is preggers because it gives us something to talk about but the compassionate part of me just wants to give her a hug.
Her boobs seriously gross me out more and more every day.
She looks like she is having a nice day.
Awwww those are the pics I was talking about in the last blog. Damn MK you are quick! Her stomach looks quite flat in these pics people! She is not preggo that is for sure. She does need a bra though!
ANON!!!!!! my clit hurts.
oh, and pick me the truth
in the summer when my kids were tiny i had them just in a onsie! somedays its just too hot for a lot of cloths, BUT if its too hot for shorts on little spf, then he should deffinatly have a hat on!
Maybe she should name her new perfume priceless!
Oh STFU all you "nanny haters". She has money, she can do whatever the fuck she wants. If I was constantly being tailed by psycho photogs, I definitely wouldn't be hurting anyone if I always brought a nanny/bodyguard/assistant with me when I ventured out into public with my baby!
I think she looks good!
Rabbit I would have a nanny too if I could. People dont hate her for that. She looks like she loves little spf.
Did Brit toss all of her bras in the gargage can??? Woman Get those implants up!! YUK!
its not like i think she should NOT have a nanny, cus trust me if i had the cash id get one too! but it seems they would be friendlier... they spend a lot of time together ya know, and making her carry the diaper bag IS just rude, its hot and there is a place for it on the stroller
drove. she looks completely drove.
Now she's got another woman caring for the kid. Priceless. She is such a fuck up it's not even funny.
...but hey - i don't always looks so great everytime i leave the house.
...and i haven't had a baby.
...but i'm also not a millionaire.
PUT ON A BRA!
Britney's got a beer gut, and the kid looks three. lol! God she is so over.
i dont think the nanny is caring completely for baby, cus remember the constipation debacle? if the nanny had encountered that she would have know waht to do, obviously brit had him then
This nanny seems to hate her job. She always looks pissed. I think she just got confused........and now is like " THAT'S your husband!! What?! Your not the one married to Jude Law?! I quit."
Can't she feed her own kid and carry her own diaper bag? Mom's have done it for ages...it really easy actually!
CLit is your clit okay?
The nanny is probably getting paid alot of money. I guess carring a diaper bag would be worth it.
Hmm, was there a little Southern Comfort in that formula Seanie?
Is she pregnant again? She looks pregnant in the first pic.
She should run a comb through that ugly weave and get some boob support. That shit is nasty.
Is she pregant - wow out of all the mexican nannies she gets the must fug one so that Kev don't bang her
I don't think she's pregnant she just has a belly pooch.
hahah those flapjack boobies are priceless alright
The woman is Britney's lesbian lover. She thought that would be cool, and people would be interested in her again, but no.
Obviously, by reading her shirt, you can't put a price on saggy tits.
Oh Brit please clean yourself up. I hope her new album kicks ass and she cleans up her ass for the release.
I am sure she will pull through and look amazing for the release. At least I hope so. And I hope hope HOPE she isn't pregnant. If she is, she may as well just stop recording right now cause it's OVER.
somewhere xtina is laughing maniacally...
Brit's not wearing her wedding ring any more! Yaaaaay!
Watch when the nanny take out her titty and start breast feeding Cheeto for dumbass Britney. lmao!
why is the nanny feeding the baby? britney is so retarded.
Britney can't fit her wedding ring. She's too fat dumbass!
I like how the nanny walks behind her. Queen Britney! 
Hey Britney, get a neck - uh, I mean bra!
mulletqueen, she's already over. Where have you been. Nobody wants her anymore. She's crap.
Is she pregant - wow out of all the mexican nannies she gets the must fug one so that Kev don't bang her
Kayla | 02.2
IM CRYING THATS SO FUNNY, I BET YOUR RIGHT AND THAT WAS HER REASONING FOR HIRING HER!
Brit: can you change a diaper?
Nanny: a Diapper? dats a wha?
Brit: have you ever been around kids before?
N: oh yees, in de olde country we have many goats
B: are you over 50?
N: yeees
B:you are hired
What the shit! Bitch can't even feed her own kid??
Second set of pics are actually flattering. She looks clean, the ensemble is cute for walking around Hawaii, and she's pushing her own stroller.
Doesn't mean I like or respect her.
Haha~
Yeah, I know, I'm just holding out hope for her. And I've been hiding under a rock for the past year or so. 
Cheeto looks 125 lbs now.
I like her pants.
Yay! Bitch finally put a bra on w/the brown tank!! Watch out for the Armageddon!
She's starting to look good again.
Her eyes look so sad in the second picture! She probably just saw the pictures of hubby with that skanky coke head.
Oh, and WTF, I mean WTF, do you need a nanny to follow you around while pushing a stroller????
Britney let those boobs fly free honey!
It's a Courtney Cox move... When you are tired of posing for pics, you hand off to the nanny.
Somehow I don't think the nanny's getting $3.25 an hour to carry that bag... She's probably paying two houses and three cars with her salary.
Britney needs the nanny so that when the paparazzi stalk her again, she can say "here, put the baby in the car seat, I can't be trusted anymore."
In the first pic, Britney definitely looks pregnant. The bump, bulge or whatever it is looks too high to be just fat.
Bitch feed your own baby and wear a god damn bra!
Wasn't she the bitch that said when she was pregnant that it was important to stay home with thier children and sais she was SO against children being raised by nannies?
Morning Fat Rodent
Anyone else remember the big deal Shitney made about being a "hands on mom" and how she would never hire a nanny?
In one Access Hollywood interview, her mom said Britney is so protective of her baby that she is VERY selective as to who gets to hold him and her mom was beaming because she is one of the lucky ones since Britney lets her handle Sean. I guess the Mexican nanny is so lucky too?
I think she just has a little baby weight to go. But she def needs a bra! Yeesh!
NNNN
Just like the big deal about not losing her virginity before marriage?!?
The bitch is a total publicity whore who doesn't have a single thought that's not been planted into her head by her handlers.
SO NOW WHERE'S HER HUSBAND?
aww, SPF is so cute and chubby.
does'nt the baby look like it's slipping from the nanny's grip?
WhAts YoUR ExCuSe MoUse?
ToO MuCh PiZZa? CoOkIes? PaSTRies?
ChIPs? PiE?
Oh, yeah Iowa. She was somehow a virgin while banging Timberdick.
Just because a baby has a bottle doesn't mean that baby isn't breastfed. There could be breastmilk in that bottle, and I know I also gave my son formula during the same time period that I was breastfeeding him. All of that said, I don't think Britney is breastfeeding because it requires way too much of a commtiment.
SPF is adorable.
Priceless . . . A good bra, a breast lift. Hoist those puppies up Brit. Other than that, she looks pretty good. Nice choice of a fugly nanny. But I bet K-fed would still hit it.
Miz her husbands not there. Word is she kicked him to the curb.
Britney needs the nanny so that when the paparazzi stalk her again, she can say "here, put the baby in the car seat, I can't be trusted anymore."
pricolatino | 02.24.06 - 11:49 am | #
omg f u n n y
If she were pregnant, it would already be showing. Second ones show in about 3 seconds.
And you know KTard has already tapped that nanny.
I think the pictures of her using the stroller she actually looks cute and happy... I still don't understand celebs and their need for baby holders while shopping - but wtf do I know!
isn't it kinda dangerous to feed a baby on a fucking escalator???
So Shitney only carries SPF when
she's behind the wheel of her SUV?
I think Shitney looks OK in these pic...
*LMAO* at the one where the nanny is feeding SPF though...Brit looks a little confused like "Oh, so that's how its done.."
How can somebody stand there and not feed her own baby??? Man, that gets me! Bitch isn't working, so take your own fucking child and feed it!!
ew. i am eating right now.
Little SPF is so cute! I hope Brit learned her lesson with the whole driving debacle.
i think the first pics are not good....
the last ones are better tho.....
2 observations:
1. With all the money she pays that nanny, it seems she could get herself a new wedding ring....the one she has looks super glued on.
2. Why did Britney change clothes to go for a walk? She didn't change adorable SPF to go walking?!?!?!
She should move to the UK where they would ignore her.
Is there anything this woman does in public that is not photographed.
I think the first 2 pictures, she looks like she needs to shower. The last 3, I think she looks great. I don't think she is pregnant but who knows!!!! I wonder what K-Fed is up to??? Hope he gets his ass kicked out of the house and Brit divorces his ass but I think she will stay with him forever... 
from southern belle to southern hell.
Couldn't she have parked her ass on a bench in the mall for the 15 minutes it takes to feed the kid so that shit wasn't sloshing all around (you know he's going to projective vomit that shit up)and the nanny could take a load off?
Can't the nanny tell her how to use the stroley? Sean looks that he's feelin a little uncomfortable sleeping in a stroler when the back is up
It's just plain wrong that this bitch is living in the house shown yesterday. I SHOULD BE IN THAT HOUSE! I am so much more worthy.
Is that Britneys sister holding the baby. Her and her sister look so much alike.
LA: I have the same thought everytime I see most of these undeserving twits! GRRRRRRR. 
What is wrong with the Bitch?
She can't buy a bra? Why is she looking on as SOMEONE ELSE give her kid the bottle?
She's just a Hot Smelly Mess!
i hate britney but i have to say she looks good in those stroller pics, looks like she got her roots done, she DOES NOT look fat, and at least you do see her with her baby sometimes.
and some of you are so quick to offer the mommy advice, so spf fell asleep in the stroller with the back raised, it's not like he is sitting straight up, and if he is anything like my babies were, if you moved them when they finally got to sleep they woke up and were whiny for hours because they didn't get their nap out. leave him alone and let him sleep.
and i can tell you if i could have had a nanny i would have had one.
i can't believe you heiffers have me defending this girl!!! i can't even stand her.
She looks alot skinnier here than she does in the bathing suit pics. Makes me wonder. Either she really is preggers or she just has weight flucuation like the rest of nonrich women out there.
Why cant she feed and hold her own baby. And you know if that nanny is going to be carrying and following brit brit around, she is going to lose weight and get in shape too.
*check the papers on the nanny*
Her nanny looks totally looks like tweedle dee or tweedle dumb. Why isn't she feeding her baby? Bonding, Britney, it's called bonding. That poor baby, he's going to grow up like those poor kids whose mother is always worrying about the daddy or who the future daddy is going to be.
I cannot wait until next week when she's will be on one of the morning shows for Mardi Gras!!! I saw the commercial last night and almost lost my dinner. I have to see her man arms swaying in live action. No more of these still pix..
LOOK AT HER NECK!!!!!
THICK NECK
small head
OMG! That polar bear comment was AWESOME! I needed that. Happy Friday!
She kind of looks like a small giraffe
Why does she need to have a second child (which she is btw - just look at her neck!) when she doesn't even take care of the one she has.
It's like Paris Hilton and her little dogs...babies are the new Kate Spade handbag.....sick!
Didn't she hire the nanny for when she is in Hawaii, so she can work on her album? I love babies, even though I'm not ready for my own. I always volunteer to hold or feed my friends babies. It doesn't mean my friends are bad parents, does it? Has no one on this board ever held or fed someone elses baby? I guess it's worse when it's your nanny doing it, but maybe her arms started to cramp, and they traded? Just a thought....
Also, it looks the the storage area under the stroller is full, so maybe there wasn't room for the diaper bag.
Check out the second pic, Britney is CROSS EYED!! That is why she always wears shades.
Duh: i have to agree with you. letting someone else hold or feed your baby doesn't make you a bad parent. driving with him on your lap sorta does though.
whether or not she is a bad parent, she is a bad singer, but a decent performer, the girl can dance a little and she used to look good enough to make boys want her and girls want to look like her.
she has always had that strange neck, it doesn't mean she is pregnant. she has always had a really long neck and small head. funny looking.
Yeah, Brit has gone from "Wow" to "Sow". But she has made at least one smart move by kicking K-Fed to the curb, if that's true. I hope she doesn't do the insecure, needy, I'm-nothing-without-my-man mistake by ever taking him back. That would cancel out the one smart move she's made. I don't want to give up hope for the girl. But when is she going to get past the "I'm a Girl, Not Yet a Woman" stage?
I wish I was in Hawaii right now.
Wow.. until some of you mentioned it I really didn't realize she had such a goiter neck. Blech!
Who else here thinks that that Sean Preston's first words are going to be "Madre" or "Mamacita"?
Who's the nanny? I feel so sorry for her.
That ugly bitch looks like Elvis with down syndrome in the second pic. PUKEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
why can't this bitch buy a frigging comb? she can afford to spend a vacation in hawaii...she can get a GD comb for that rat's nest on her haid that she calls hair.
You know what I don't understand? How is it that Britney has the common sense to buy a stroller and hire a nanny, yet she get gather some brain cells to buy her infant son a CAR SEAT?! It just makes no sense to me.
If She can afford it, what's wrong with hired help? She'll make 30 MILLION DOLLARS off her stupid fragrence line alone over the next 3 years.
As far as her looks? She has serious linebacker neck and tuff white chick shoulders. Never liked that type myself. She is thick now too through the torso.
She has enough money and fame to have a stylist and / or assistant take care of her looks and buy her whatever she needs!
That is the fattest baby I have ever seen.
i STILL wouldnt peel her off the bottom of my shoe....
why dont stars want to wear bras anymore?
Anon, you haven't been out to many places with babies lately. There are tons of fatter babies out there.
she doesn't look so bad in the last couple pics. i just want to know if she's pregnant or plotting a comeback. which one??!!
theres no problem with celebs having nannies. face it, most people give thie kids over to babysitters and day care all the time. celebs dont really have those options. the obnoxious thing is in interviews they never even acknowledge their help. they go on and on about how hard it is to raise their kids, and how much work they do, and how intense it is..and they cant even pause to say "luckily I have _____. the baby loves her and she's such a help"
When did she have her implants removed?
If she's just barely pregnant you shouldn't see anything much anyway on a normal person (ok - keep quiet to the "every pregnancy is different" chorus)... She's pretty chunked out through the middle in that top photo.
And I don't have a baby or know much about babies, but how come spf is always lolling about, unable to control his muscles to sit upright, with his mouth agape??? He's so fat too! Yes, I am hacking on a baby which is needlessly mean...
CocoaBean: Those were Baby shower gifts!
No one got her a car seat.
Britney's baby is a crackhead
I always feel bad for her. She seems so little girl lost to me - parents/handlers allowed her to be sexualized way too young. Left her playing the "I ACT like a slut, but I'm really a VIRGIN." Low self-esteeme left her attracted to bad boys who she thinks she can change. Now she's left with a baby, the contempt of the world (which she isn't sophisticated to even "get"), a cheating, loser husband that leaves her open to more ridicule.
She's just a kid.
omg MK playing the polar bear in an episode of Lost?? I am sitting her in my office cracking up quietly. Too damn funny!! Lol! Go MK!
"Priceless"?
Nah. Not really. Not anymore.
"Any price will do" more like, now.
"It's just plain wrong that this bitch is living in the house shown yesterday. I SHOULD BE IN THAT HOUSE! I am so much more worthy." LA
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That was my first thought, LA...you and me both!
Well, second thought...at least it is a jogging stroller.
Polar bear on Lost? OMG MK, you kill me!
Saggy boobs and no bra=Priceless, no doubt!
Whadya' wanna' bet, the baby doesn't have sunscreen on....
Tina Fey on SNL pegged it years ago when she said something like, "you may be 18 ...and shakin' that 18 year old thang... but in about 5 years... BANG!"
And she was RIGHT! BWAH!!!!!
i guess this solves the implant debate
That Nanny, holding SPF looks exactly like the lady with the satanic dog that bit her in the "bagina"!
I LOVE HER. AND SHE HAS WORKED VERY HARD FOR EVERYTHING SHE HAS.
LAY OFF YOU GUYS.
shes a dog with fleas
She stole Rosario from Will and Grace. She didn't want her and K-Fug to be the next Jude/Sienna.
NNNN, I remember her making that comment about being a hands-on mom and never hiring a nanny, too. But then again, she also said in a magazine interview that she would never become a fat-ass. Bwhahahaha!
"Anyway, she's still in Hawaii playing the polar bear in a few episodes of Lost"
LOL!
BABY, I'M SORRY......PLEASE COME HOME. I MISS YOU AND....OH, YEAH, SEAN P!!!!
The baby looks cute, but too bad he has KFEDs genes in him. That kid's going to be smoking joints and having sex before he's even out of junior high.
OK, breastfeed or not, whatever, your own choice. But giving the kid a bottle on the ESCALATOR? That, ladies, is bonding!
shes so ugly!! she should just kill herself now!!! stupid whore!!!
oh britney you used to be hot, now youre disgusting..cant you at least find a happy medium?..it seems like she goes out of her way to look like shit as if she had something to prove to the world.
SPF is such an ugly baby,he looks 70
she such an oakie slob!! why do people buy her music??? she's like the trailer trash next door!!! i hate her!!! instead of wasting time in hawaii she needs to go buy herself some class...
That baby isn't ugly, in fact he's very cute! Too bad he has his fathers features though......this is the BEST Britney's ever looked, normal, clean tank top, decent cargos, and SNEAKERS, OMG, finally, a normal Mom look, instead of the stupid shit she wears, also her hair looks CLEAN, without those stupid, mismatched long dirty extensions, and last but not least, she's finally pushing a stroller, something I wish Brad and Angie would do someday, but do not count on that, Angie must have something against them.
I think it's sad, tons of money or not, that she can't even feed her baby. Also, it's not safe to be holding a baby on an escalator in one hand, and feeding the same baby with the other...they could both come tumbling down. Not very smart.
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