FIRST!!!!!!!!!!
woo oo
Oh I bet he will be working them and cleaning them at the same time MK!
OBVIOUSLY the cop didn't get the joke...
Imagine this... thing... wearing an off-the-shoulder dress, standing at a corner MAC'ed out, saying "happy ending, 10 dollah"...
It was research for a movie, I'm sure.
YAYYYYYYYYYY I WAS FIRST
Good Morning Bitches!!!
I bet he is kicking his own ass.
I wonder how long he had been doing that shit....I thought he would have said he was doing 'research' for a Movie!
I'd love to see him in drag! Those eyebrows are frightening.
He looks like a cross between Captain Stubing and Captain Picard!
I know he is so pissed he didn't get any jail time. lol
Heeeey... I love Captain Picard.
He looks like an old Eric McCormack. Actually, an old Will from Will & Grace.
So instead of working the streets, he's gonna be cleaning them?
Ah, sweet poetic justice.
Hey we all are fucked up in someways. More than others.
...he looks like the walking dead...how old is this dude?
This guy is powerful. Nobody has a copy of his (her) mug shot yet.
raskl: Good one.
That's so true, CokeMonkey.
He was soliciting the officer sex for money? I love this story.
This guy is powerful. Nobody has a copy of his (her) mug shot yet.
Havstrambe | 02.24.06 - 12:29 pm | #
That's a good point. Usually The Smoking Gun has everybody's mug shot within days of their arrest.
I would love to see how he looked in drag. He probably hired the make up artist from his movies to do him up lovely.. No half stepping here. He probably looked fierce!!!!
Like Norma Desmond, maybe.
His eyebrows look like Burt's on Sesame Street
Oh here is a another fucked up story involving a big director.
The director of the Matrix (can't remember his name) is having a sex change; after becoming involved with a porn star who left her current lover.
The current lover she left for the director of The Matrix was Buck Angel, the man with the pussy
Havstrambe: WOW. Nothing more.
So instead of working the streets, he's gonna be cleaning them?
Yeah. In an off-the-shoulder dress, a long black wig and full makeup.
"Tamahori was wearing an off-the-shoulder dress, a long black wig and full makeup"
I want the pictures.
More importantly: did he pluck his catterpillar brows to at least a Jennifer Connely size?
I'd love to see what he looked like in drag...that must have been some scary Michael Caine Dressed To Kill shit. What's even scarier is that anyone would've paid to get blown by that...yeeeech!
Where oh where is this guy's mug shot? I wanna see!
Stewie: THAT movie scarred me for life! I did not ride an elevator unaccompanied for 10 years after I saw that movie.
He does have expressive eyes.
Now, that would be what is commonly known as "booger drag." That bitch looked so bad in drag that it would scare the booger man!
I bet he's very pretty when he's all gussied up.
This loon is directing Casino Royale with the wierdo fugly munchkin as the new Bond?
I refuse to see that movie because these two make my stomach churn.
Somebody over at studio exec. headquarters, fire the two nutjobs and bring back Pierce you MFs!
Can't you just see this mess in drag? That old queen kind of drag. Bright red cracked lipstick, someone-just-slapped-me rouge, a wig that makes him appear 9 feet tall.
Aah! i just scared myself.
but with a little bronzer, shaping of the eyebrows, and a pretty frock, he could challenge RuPaul for Miss Thing of the year!
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