Who does like her? I dont think you could find anyone that does.
I think they went to regular highschool, MK.
ya they did went to High School. Even college (drop outs)
MK's got the CRAZY EYES....
They don't get involved. They spend their time getting loaded and hiding behind their giant body guards.
Really if Paris Hilton could care less if two monkey chics hate her
They just like to listen...sure.
I guess they just like to watch, too.
And, they don't inhale, either.
Mary-Kate's face always looks like someone put it in a vise and squished it a little, from top to bottom.
I think one of them is pretty...
CRAP! I wrote this long post and it wouldn't post. ARGH!!
They like to D'sh it too huh...
they never cease to look creepy to me.
You know they talk shit about people. Especially after a few lines and highballs.
They look good.
I like Mary Kate's smirky smile.
I thought I was the only one that thought they were homely and made stupid faces...til DListed. Ugly babies are supposed to = cute adults!
Mary Kate has that duck-lip effect that so many anas have.
lmao mizro i know..... and i'm sorry but i do not believe her when she says she's not a part of it... she prolly is and she says she likes to listen to it??? wtf does that mean???
so what else??? is she one of those people that leers at a car crash victim while in the back of her big fricken azz limo?? must make her day..
I am surprised but they look great in this photo.
their faces will forever resemble troll dolls to me: http://wiccabilly.com/images/mytroll.jpg
I like these girls they are kind of cute and you dont hear about them sleeping with 80hundred guys or pissing in taxi cabs.
Ashley looks good, I don't think that MK does, unless it's just a bad pic of her.
And I really doubt that Paris is afraid of losing another friend. Paris only cares about Paris.
BORED OFF THAT IS THE STUPIDEST
COMMENT! AGAIN WHY DO YOU ADDRESS
SOMEONE LIKE MIZRO? ONE OF THE BIG
POSERS ON HERE? MAYEB YOU GET OFF ON
THAT SHIT
Those two will little vultures will pick Parasite's bones clean.
Then they'll barf it up, of course.
Bored: you know these two do some serious dissing, when they are alone! And I read somewhere recently, that Mary-Kate actually refused to let Jessica Simpson sit at her table, even though she was all alone and there were no other tables for Simpson to sit at!
They strike me as snakes: very sneaky, cunning, POWERFUL snakes.
creepy is right rollerslut they look like their promoting a new horror film.
How is Mizro a poser. See I'm just like the Olsen girls I listen to it. I understood that comment.
They look like little monkeys.
Mizgotbusted: Hey! Play with us or shut up!
really Miz????!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! I wouldn't let that skank sit with me either!
weenie!!! don't respond!!
weenie my advice is just ignore that busted person.... mizro doesn't play those games in my opinion.... i have never heard anyone say she does either except that busted name....
Why does the blonde one always look so much better than the other one? The other always looks like a shriveled up old man monkey.
Poor Paris
Okay, I know that they are teeny tiny little things, but they are freaking bazillionaires - can't they buy come clothes that FIT!! Have them altered, shop in the childrens' dept, something... I hate that look!!!
'cause she's the one who had to go dirty blonde to look different! ashley got to keep the gorgeous color!
Ignore my troll - she's off her meds.
Ashley (the blonde one) always looks better than Mary-Kate.
I hated Paris FROM THE BEGINNING when she first flashed her cootie in the car. Do I get to join the club, MK and Ashley? anyone who hates on Paris is a friend of mine...
These two are pretty. But I very much doubt that they only listen to it. These two need to take out a contract on Parisite.
I think Parasite and Nachos are OFF. Haven't seen them together lately, and I think Ted Casablanca's blind vice today is Parasite.
That should make Mary Kate happy.
Stoney: the copa-cabana bimbo got kicked out...waiting for your smack on my ass!
these two midgets just crack me up.
sure mizro i think they are very sneaky and they seem to me to be snakes i agree totally with that....they do have a gazillion dollars and sometimes it does weird things to people.... i read that too about chestica.... wonder if it's true..... i hafta say i would laugh a bit if it was.....
Okay. I'm an obedient little weenie
marley when you say the blonde..... i have to laugh because i can never remember which one is which... and i also read that parasite and nachos broke up... time will tell i guess....
I love it when these 2 try to hide their faces from photogs.
The Olsens Hate Parasite
Tell me, who doesn't? When you get banned from your own family business you know you're really not liked.
HOW NICE EVERYONE PRETENDS MIZRO ISN'T A POSER!
THAT TOUCHES MY HEART
LITTLE DO THEY REALLY KNOW!
WAKE UP PEEPS
Mary-Kate actually looks fat in the face here. Why can't she find middle ground?
Bored: I was hysterical when I read that! Can you imagine Jessica's face?
I am sure that growing up in the business, having mad-connections, and tons of money, make them VERY powerful indeed.
I would not mess with them.
Noone CarEs wHat yOu ThiNk MouSe
WhY yOu thInk tHey do
I love them.. Fuck Paris. I believe that they are into way more crazy shit than Paris, but they are discreet and that's why I love them. Paris is a bitch & is so uncouth. She has no fucking class
Please tell me which is Ashley and which is MK??
I know Daya! SO glad he got voted off! He seemed so full of himself too! And those EYEBROWS!!!
LA, I saw Ted's BV this morning. I think you're right. It's GOT to be Parasite.
The blonde is Ashley/the redhead is Mary-Kate, El Bastardo.
i can't help but be entertained by the fact that chestica got snubbed... i have said this over and over but none of us would know of her if it wasn't for newlyweds..... and chances are she really did cheat on nick....so as far as i'm concerned she's trash.....
Ahsley is the pretty blonde one bastard, and Mary Kate is the spunky little troll who had to go to rehab for anorexia and coke. She wants to play Kate Moss in a movie, but she'd have to grow about three feet! 
I always kinda like them though.
wait now.... la or mouse??? where did you read that??? was it on a website??? if so which one????
Bored: I agree!! That must have been a PRICELESS moment.
Has anyone smelled their "cologne" or seen any of their products?
These two monkey trolls were ugly as shit as kids on that fucked up show years back. I shouldn't pick on little kids looks , but man , they were pure ugly. Their parents wisely parlayed their earnings into merchandising and made a ferking fortune so more power to them. But now these two druggies act like their shit doesn't stink when it was management that made all the cash , not talent. Their tween movies suck , they are arrogant midget smokers and hide as if papparrazi want their picture. Not!
Looks like a casting call for "Grey Gardens"
Bored - eonline.com. The Awful Truth, at the bottom of the second page. It's called Blind Vice.
I'm really glad Ted C. went daily!!!
Miz, you are right. I love his stuff. If he says it you know it's true cuz he got connections everywhere!
I think when they were younger they looked like the flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz. They freak the shit out of me. And so did that movie. I guess there is a correlation.
Ashley looks like the girl from the Exorcist in this picture WTF.. she looks like a zombie or is it MK whatever I get them confused..
I always feel like I'm having a bad acid flashback when I see pictures of these two peculiar looking girls. God they're scary looking.
Boy it sucks to be identical twins yet be the UGLY one! Especially if you are the infamous simian duo.
MK looks as though she's melting away to nothingness. She is so ugly in this pic....she looks so "scrunched" up and her make up is horrendous.
Ashley looks good though.
Thanks MizRo and Stoneybaloney,Ashley is def the cutest but they're still a couple of monkeykids.
she reminds me of those living puppets from waaaay back when...
http://selbergstudios.com/index.html
You're welcome, love. Ashley is the better looking one, but I hear MK has a better sense of humor.
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/
Aw...ind.060224.html
Here's a link to Ted's blind vice today. As I said earlier, I totally think it's Parasite.
Did you guys notice there were a couple Toothy mentions in the mailbag? Ted also takes little digs at Jake just like he takes at Toothy. I'm 100 percent convinced, and the boyfriend is without question Austin Nichols. I've practically got a retrospective of their relationship in photos!
Miz - I love reading Ted daily, too. Between Michael K, Ted, and Lainey, my smut skills have gotten pretty sharp!
Mouse: I totally think it's Parasite.
She learned all about High School from watching DJ's experience, back when she was gonna ditch Gibbler for the in crowd, remember that episode?
Oh yeah and I love this little coke monkey even more now.
I know, LA!! I'm surprised I still have a job! I go home with eyestrain EVERY day! 
What is Lainey's again? I'm sorry - didn't save it as a favorite. 
i lOVE how MK is smirking with the insane eyes! you KNOW she couldnt wait to trash parasite after she got with mk's ex! oh, and MizRo, your comment about MKs squished face made me laugh to the point my eyes were tearing!
there like creepy, little wierdos who bundle up in a parka, 14 undershirts, a giant scarf, huge sunglasses and a big ass cape while they drink there meth drinks.. sorry i meant coffee...
LA - what is Lainey?
i can't get over how one identical twin can look so beautiful and the other the opposite. MK is proof that thinner is not better. She looks like the grinch.
Grinch!
LA - why do you think the BV is Paris? I was thinking maybe Cameron Diaz..cause of the name Ivana Belch. When I think of belching and celebrity she's the first one t come to mind. Just wondering...
Well on the upside, after 19 years we can FINALLY tell them apart
LA...who's Lainey??! (like I need more distractions)
I think the twins are FUG. I'd take Paris over those two any day!
I think the blind vice is Mischa.
FYI to all these two are NOT identical twins, they are fraternal twins which is why they are not the same height or weight. Their faces look more similar than most fraternals because of their identical nose jobs.
buttercup, I'm pretty sure the fraternal twin thing is bullshit. They always looked exactly alike before they started asserting their 'individuality'. They just want to be seen as two seperate people, that's all.
"Did even go to High School?!"
I would ask you the same question.
and i seriously doubt Full House would have hired fraternal twins to play the same character
Ok - get ready.
I think it's Britney!! It sounds like her - needing a new wardrobe, not getting anything for Valentine's. Remember, they were still together!
I don't think Parisite needs more clothing.
heehee: 
These two creep me out....it's the heads of those little girls from Full House on women's bodies...it just doesn't look right, like some bad Photoshop project
Stoney, they aren't even the same height. They are like 3 inches different. And they really do have different faces-Which doesn't show up as much on infants or young kids.
buttercup, I had identical twin roommates in college. one is ALWAYS taller than the other! and they look a little different as they age, duh
Where is the blind item? I dont see it?!?! They DO look like the olsen heads photoshopped onto adults. Weird
Gotta say. I can't think of two people who are more irrelevant. Period. They lucked up on celebrity as tiny child TV stars. They grew rich. They grew up. Now, they are OVAH! Their pretensions to fashion icon status by being featured in Bagley Mishda couture are ridiculous. They look like those two little girls in "THE SHINING". Seriously. Add them to the top of the list of people I'd rather not know existed. Along with Jessica, Ashlee, Brittany and of course, Paris. Paris is in the Hall of Fame of Irrelevant People. And long as I'm trashin' put Mischa Barton in there too. She has the vacuous look of a young woman permanently enthralled with herself. Vapid anyone? As Jake Gyllenhaal said, "She lost me at Hello."
and miz...i think the blind item is shitney too!
hey putas, you can always go to defamer.com to find the ted's blind item!
Thanks Stoney
Whatever Stoney - I'm not defending them. I went to school with 5 sets of twins. 2 sets were identical and they were the same height, same size exactly. These two (Olsens) are clearly not identical.
Thank you moonbeams, you took the words out of my mouth. What, so they sell cheap ass make-up to 11 year olds at Walmart?? And they dress in rags, so that makes them fashion icons? Yuck! They aren't rich because of talent and brains, they are rich because somebody had the brilliant idea of putting their faces on everything ever in existance.
Stoney: I can see her having a meltdown in a changing room.
Im starting to love them they look so demonic and dark sided oh yeah and they hate that slut.
Lainey is a very funny Canadian smuthound. She has a totally different voice than Michael K, but I think you guys will love her! I do!
http://www.laineygossip.com/
Arti...rticleList.aspx
bangin - Well, 1) I haven't seen Stavros lately; 2) Paris is always shopping; 3) Her wardrobe is pathetic. I agree with you on the belching thing, though. Go to the Britney post for some pretty convincing argument that Ivana Belch is Brit Brit. I'm torn, but my gut says Parasite.
It's really hard to take anything two little primates have to say seriously. I keep envisioning them jumping up and down on the couch waving their arms, screaming and baring their teeth until someone gives them a toy, or some fruit.
Parasite doesn't have any friends anymore...not that she ever did.
Ashley and Mary Kate will always look like little monkeys...albeit monkeys who smoke, drink and do drugs.
duh. who would be friends with someone who snaked your man? that was what we used to call it in high school...
you're right miz...she's like the only idiot in hollywood to be stupid enough to bust out crying in public, and Federfuck is asshole enough to drive someone to that
'snake your man'
he he he!
YES! That bitch deserves it.
Is this supposed to be news?
To answer your question, MK, I think it was Paris who bought her diploma 
just read the blind item. I think it is Britney--mega star and all. Paris isn't that at all. Nor Mischa. I thought I read that Cameron Diaz was away shooting a movie and Justin went to see her and was all miffed. I am getting way toooo into this struff! LOL.
I had to buy my diploma too. What's wrong with that!? How embarassing being my age and still in high school!
Just found out this new gossip aggregration site, Megite, at http://www.megite.com/index.php?...?
section=gossip . Thought you may be interested in too.
THANKS KENDA. I'LL GO THERE ONLY IF A PERSON CAN USE ANONYMOUS NICKNAMES, BECAUSE I LIKE TO HARASS AND CYBERBULLY PEOPLE UNDER DIFFERENT NAMES. IT'S HOW I GET MY KICKS WHEN I'M STONED ON AFTERSHAVE.
They are most likely Polar Body Twins (half-identical)... it's a bit complicated to get into, but basically, they share 50% of their DNA (so they look *almost* identical). Just as a sidenote, I have identical twin boys that look exactly alike to most people, but not to me (I see them 24/7). Identical twins don't always look 100% alike... there are a few different factors that will change them up a bit (in utero positions, varying amounts of nutrients being received from the placenta, outside environment, etc.) Also, things like moles and birth marks will also vary if they aren't mirror image.
I don't wanna see them, they're just so freaky looking.
The Olsen Twins look too young for 19 and they're literally a couple days older than me. They look 16 and trollish/monkeyish.
And screw y'all, Paris Hilton is better than ever. If everyone hates her, she's doing things right lately.
These racoon eyed,flat chested,flaccid little puppets were or could be in my home country,I tell I saw these google eyed,pint sized aliens outside the VIP exit at Sydney Interantional whilst I was having a ciggarette,(in full Qantas regalia) and lo an behold,here they came,all body guared,big sunglassed,skinny assed little cunts.Christ what a scene
what a laugh!,then I literally get shovede out of the way by aforementioned
body-apes,and I was no where near these fanny obssesed runts,sheesh! and they're here to flog their tweenie
something shit and don't care for the supposed 'prying paparazzi',fuck off!
if it was not for the paparazzi what would we have to laugh about?...
BTW I'm still off the meth,thankyou
Until they both get their first taste of cock, they really won't bloom into total beauties. Fact.
Please, as if these two haven't ho'ed it!
http://web.tiscali.it/la_tv/fans.htm
What happened?
Molestation on the set of FULL HOUSE doesn't count.
They're all fug. Without all the makeup and airbrushing, they're all just greasy, bulemic, drunken coke addicts.
Skanky little hos. They'd have to pay me to eat my cum.
Theyre clearly fraternal twins. Ashley is taller, and their faces might appear identical at a glance but you can see that they have different shaped faces and Ashleys lips are a lot bigger. They do look alike for fraternal twins, but remember they are sisters, and if you ever see pics of their other blood sister and brother they have the same faces and big green eyes.
For God's sake you may hate celebrites; however, when they go forward with an education give them credit for doing so. They have intelligence although some people with intelligence have no common sense. These girls have been in a difficult business and were child stars, it is an accomplishment to have them not die an early death of suicide, drug abuse, etc. I hate the term but: Stop hating!
I hate them.
No one with a brain in their head would be friends with Paris anyway. Not only is she dumber than a rock, but she fucks everyone's boyfriends and she's not even good for publicity anymore. God, I love a good backlash.
I found this page yesterday and see everybody likes Ted's BV...so who the hell is Toothy Tile?? Its killing me!
Right, these bitches are going for an "education.." Please...we have heard enough here in New York a few years ago about their non-stop partying at different nightspots (with arrogant bodyguards, to boot). They want everything on their own terms.
Clue to Mary Kay and Ashley: being a "normal" college freshman doesn't involve buying a multi-million dollar condo in a hot neighborhood. It also doesn't involve behaving like a Hollywood cunt when it comes to getting into hot clubs.
Ditch the raccoon eyes, too, girls, it makes you look like meth-addicted hookers.
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