1st
It's a mumu a la Randy Quaid.
I love you, Shakira - but girl, don't tell me you're a Santera!
She's so pretty she can wear whatever the hell she wants. Maybe shes hiding a baby bump! Why else if you have a body like that would you cover it up?
Sleeveless burka. New for 2006.
it's a table runner
Burka Bad!
Casper the Bi-lingual Ghost?
Bea Arthur chic!
I'm a big fan and I'm dead serious when I say that even Stevie Nicks wouldn't waer that.
She's a lil bloated and trying to hide it.
Its a kaftan. There were big in the 60's. Loved by fat people.
wear
I LOVE SHAKIRA! You b*tches need to run out and get Fijacion Oral Vol I because it's awesome! Even if you don't understand Spanish it doesn't matter. Love this girl!
Well, it looks comfy. I think that is the only nice thing I can say.
I love Shakira and all but damn her clothes have gone from bad to worse.
Shakira mujer!! I love you but WTF are you wearing?? Navidad is over and you weren't going to be La vigen Maria anyways.
Is blowing kisses to the camera the new black?
this is what wynetta (the chinese chick) in donnie darko wears when she does her stage piece. remember?
soooooo glad she peaced that platinum blonde out
Ok, it's ugly, but it can quickly be changed out of. Now on to her hair. DEEP CONDITIONING TREATMENT!!! I love you Shakira but you are killing me with that hair.
Why is she wearing a bedsheet?
Kellie: already got Fijacion Oral!! She's hot shit!!
Does this mean the mumu will be coming back shortly?
EWWW. That is Shakira? What happened?
I've loved her since day one, but her taste in clothing has definitely taken a turn for the worse.
Miz I know!!! have you seen what she's wearing in the "Don't bother" video?? OMG!! It's not like we don't have designers in Colombia in God's sake.
c'mon girl! show us the bootyliciousness!
She kind of looks like Jami Gertz from Twister. Very cute and fresh faced. Maybe she's turning into some kind of monk or something. I kind of like it.
Shakira, ok we have talked about this time and time again. I love love love your music, and so do alot of people. I can barely speak spanish but your music transcends languages. BUt DAMN girl. enuf with the ugly clothes.
It looks like the Jesus Jammies that the Mormons wear.
An extremely WACK one!!
She has been looking real fugly lately!
is she s high class harri krishna?
Daya: My favorites on that c.d. are En tus Pupilas and La Tortura!
Looks like some weird buddhist baptism gown or something...
AND WHAT'S UP WITH THE SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP NAILSSSS?!?!?! GIRL!!! Go get a mani-pedi, NOW!!!
Followers of a Cuban religion called Santeria wear all white: she looks like she's been indoctrinated!
Te entiendo espanol pero me no habla espanol!
Her music speaks to me! I am such a dork!
Not only cuban, Miz...
Stay away from da voodoo...
NNOOO MIz!! I don't want her to become another Niurka Marcos!! YUK!! kellie: I love La Tortura 'cause she signs it with Alejandro Sanz and I love him too!!
*sings.
Love that album, been rocking it on my ipod almost daily for the last two months.
Not so much the English one, though...
pricolatino - no kidding. Bitch needs some serious tips on those fingers!
Gives me a lot of pride to say I love "Oral"...
But seriously, you don't show up to an awards show with 70% of a look... She needs a makeover. Or an intervention.
Holy Crap... they started playing "Wherever Whenever" on my radio. Creepy. I think Shakira is watching me...
Is... is that a... chicken head?!?
prico
Nooo!!! Don't do it MK, Anyone but my Shaki, I love that bitch way too effing much! Ah, what the hell, you have a penis i can play with and she doesn't...
::points and laughs at Shaki::
she looks like carrie's mom at the end of "carrie"
piper laurie.
anyone?...anyone?...
Is that for her gospel album?
"They're all gonna laugh at you!"
"They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Shakira no puede vivir con tanto veneno... y yo tampoco. She has joined the Friends Psychic Network.
LOL @ pricolatino
that was good.
Friends Psychic Network.?
is she working with Walter Mercado?
Um, WHO the GD is that?
LOLOLOLOLOL, wrongnessssss
Prico: C'mon you know you listen to Walter's horoscope every day!
Brent: That's Shakira!! the singer.
Walter Mercado is a famous Puerto Rican astrologer (actually, he was born on a boat, so he's a citizen of the world), well known in Latin America. I believe he resides in Miami now.
He's gayer than Liberace, about 80 years old, and looks like Joan Rivers.
My mother called... she wants her curtains back.
maybe she was getting baptized.
see through serape
se·ra·pe also sa·ra·pe Listen: [ s-räp, -rp ]
n.
A long blanketlike shawl, often brightly colored and fringed at the ends, worn especially by Mexican men.
well.. until now.. it's women too.
Shell! That email was off the hook! Funniest shit I've seen in a long time! That guy has Bush nailed! OMFG!
Prico: you forgot Walter dresses in curtains too.
Oh yes... bring on the gold lamé!!
Serape... sera pendeja? I'm still baffled by that "ensemble"...
Serape... sera pendeja? OMG!! you little funny motherfucker!! have a good night people!
maybe she's on the rag and needs something roomy for the bloat?
aw. i like shakira. what did you guys make me do?
ah come on.......she's still a hot piece of ass.....she'd look good with sweatpants on......
Mouse: I know!!! Pass it on, sweets.... It's sure to make others laff too. 
This dress is redick. Yeck.
Thanks Daya.
Damn. She's changed.
I love Shakira. I was listening to Fijacion Oral this morning on my way to work, and will be listening to it on my way home. But Donatella needs to straighten her ass up, just like she did with Xtina.
Already did, Shell!
Bag lady...I mean, lady in a bag.
I love her. about the outfit, not crazy about it, but I'm sure in the context of the latino awards ceremony she was one of the best dressed
Who the hell is that, and why?
Kinda looks like a slightly more attractive version of Aida Turturro from Oz wearing a tablecloth with a hole cut out for the neck.
It's like who gives a shit? I'd still fuck her.
saran wrap jesus.
Tú sabes que te amo chica pero que es eso que te pongas?
Shakira, you’re a doll and I love your music but you are not fashion savvy.
If she happens to make a good choice of outfit, you can consider it as an accident not good taste…
In that first pic, it looks like she's at the salon, in one of those capes and she just got her nails done.
Maybe it was graduation day from the special needs school?
Is she selling flowers at the airport?
Someone's wearing her fat pants!!!!
Maybe she's preggers?
Looks like she was running late to the awards show & had to jump up outta the beauticians chair wearing a shampoo smock.
'What the hell kind Of GD out fit is this??? " good one MK, LMAO
THATS SHAKIRA
you're kidding right
Isn't she about 4 feet 6 inches tall?
I wish I could do her. I'd turn lezbo just to make her scream!
I like Shakira...but she makes bad fashion choices quite often.
She can really move...I would love to be able to dance like her! I spent about 5 hours in front of the mirror trying to learn how to roll my belly whenever I seen the music video for Whenever whereever...
Can I join in MIZ??? I could do you both at the same time! And don't forget the video camera! la la la la lalalla
You are gorgeous, AnaL.
Sure Little Bunny you can join in! Bring your toys! I'll bring the inhalents! Wooohoooo Part-eeehhhh!
FUCK YOU MIZ.
I'm not into that.
Slut.
MIZGOTBUSTED, that is.
This fool looks like she's going to get baptized or something. This is not the church, it's the red carpet Shakira!!!
Yeap! She is pregnant!!!
Congratulations!!!
She is so wrong. Down with Shakira.
That's not the Shakira I remember seeing on stage. Since when did she start covering up?
She looks like a refugee from some new age 'enlightenment' center.
Her name is 'Rain' and she is welcoming you to a place of healing.
Slap her. Slap her hard.
I love you, Shakira - but girl, don't tell me you're a Santera!
MizRo | 02.24.06 - 2:47 pm | #
Do tell....What you know about being a Santera(smile)? 
Is blowing kisses to the camera the new black?
honeypeach | 02.24.06 - 2:56 pm | #
LMFAO!
"But girl don't tell me you're a Santera." -Mizro
She still looks pretty.
I hope she doesn't get the Mischa Period.
So sad...washed out and used up at 19! 
Where the F*ck is her mother?!! 
Why isn't she PARENTING her child?!
Nia , who are you talking about?
It's the "Shroud of Turrin" look.
OOPS...sorry posted in the wrong spot
Glad to see im not the only one still up...
FYI..I was ranting about LoHo...
Maybe she's incognito since her new CD flopped. Mariah must be loving it now that Thalia AND Shakira's latest English CDs went straight to Itunes
It's an okay outfit--looks like a salwar kameez. It sort of reminds me of something Bea Arthur'd wear on the Golden Girls, though. In other words, it's matronly. But Shakira rocks no matter what she wears.
por favor, no mira miss shakira!
You have to hand it to those Spanish language award shows. Either the ta ta's are in varying states of visibility or else paperbags.
Maybe Shakira is saying - its the music - use yours ears - not my party packs you view with your eyes
Where the hell did this woman learn to pose? Her attempt at the already-retarded "lindsay lohan air kiss" is scaring me. And the other poses include her showing off her, uh, forearms and chipped nail polish, or tugging on her crazy dress.
Go back to shakira-shaking that hot booty of yours, chica!
2nd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bitch sings like the bleat of a male goat getting analled.
leave shakira alone!
at least she is respectable and is wearing clothes unlike 1/2 of the people at the univision/"premio lo nuestro" awards
DONT YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SHAKIRA !!!!!
don't bother, shakira, tryin to dress urself, just get a damn stylist (if madonna's daughter has one, than you can get one)...and hit a hair and nails shop while ur at it...still love ya tho
And you are too kind Little Bunny Foo Foo
I think she looks great.
I k i n d a l i k e i t.
She looks like she is going to star in the Spanish version of Godspell.
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