OH BABY!
He doesn't look so bad from a distance. J/K i'd hit it!
so he's gay 'cause he's on the beach with another dude? or am I missing something?
He's gay because he sits on dicks in his spare time.
Thems is some impressive man-boobs he's got goin there!
Simon Cowell watch out!
his body is really weird. It looks fat and toned at the same time..
he is BUTT UGLY, no pun intended, i dont get why women/men think he is good looking.......he is bag ugly
Yeah, his bod isn't lookin as good as it once was. Oh well. He's still pretty hot.
Jason,
ha ha ha!
He's not gay.
Okay everybody that is Billy Dec in the picture with Jesse. Billy Dec is a club promoter who lives in Chicago and used to date the Batchelorette Jen Schefft. He is a major asshole/dirtbag/womanizer whatever you want to call him and I have it on good authority that he's far from gay. Jesse and Billy are buddies, not butt-buddies!
Is that Kenny Chesney with him?
He looks fug. and knock-kneed.
FAGGOTS
it's pretty common knowledge that Jesse is GAY 
Eww...those shorts belong in a bonfire... if he is gay, he needs his credentials taken away just for those fug shorts!!!
Jesse might be gay, I have no idea. All I am saying is if he is gay it's not with the dick head in the picture with him.
I don't know if he's gay but I had one class at NYU with him. We only had one conversation and it was about clothes. I thought he was cute but thought SOMEthing was off.
he is freeeeeaky looking, with those eyebrows...
buit i gotta say...i would sooo bite them titties
Gay or not, he's lookin' SWOLED. Maybe he should start hanging out with Nicole Richie. A. She's built like a 12 y.o. boy which he likes anyway, and B. She'll teach him how to feign eating and look good.
Kellie - u are wrong. This guy is ALWAYS photographed with Jessie. Why is he in Oz with him?
I hate Man-Boobs!
You could hide a Buick in Jesse's eyebrows!
Hey FAT GIRL JESSICA is back!! Yippee!
Warren: Dude I am not wrong! Billy
Dec isn't gay.
he has man boobs and a baby gut.
His body is not good at all. That plus his eyebrows = fugly...now if he was making out with Precious the chimp from his Passions days, then I would say hot. But not there...
Kellie was spot on regarding AI.
Eddie: Who's Al??
What's going on in here?
American Idol - I was totally off, Chicago rules evidentley.
He's got a good natural shape but that boy better stop coasting by on that because he will get fatter every year...he looks like a he goes to a gym once a week now.
Dude needs a trainor.
Oh yeah, I forgot about AI. Yeah, this town rallies around people that are from here. You should have seen this city when the White Sox won the World Series last year.
I don't know if the Crooner will make it to the top 12 but he'll be around for another show or two.
Wow, check out the man boos. I give him 5 more months to get all flabby. Anyhoo, I'd still fuck him for now
I wish he would just come out, i might like him then. His body is weird. Ewwww. Its like toned fat, can you do that?
"Its like toned fat" lol u guys are on fire
LMFAO! toned fat
I love his slight chubbiness. He's a true hottie.
im here all week ;o)
Ugh. I don't even know who this guy is. Oh well.
I think his body is in the stage of Toned turning to fat, thats why it looks weird..Soon he will be a fat boy. And he is broke ,he is no longer in the DH anymore
Is that a bald spot?
Those swimming trunks are making him look gay.. he should take them off..
outback sand dune?
What is that in his hand? Some kind of exotic Australin sex toy or a toy boat. He and Britney need to go bra shopping.
Hahahaah Meramari I agree with you 100%. Brit is saggy.
but i would hit them both
MMMM THIS AFTERSHAVE TASTES REALLY GOOD.
HEY FUCKERS IT'S LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO! YOU KNOW IT! DID YOU MISS ME YOU STUPID SLUTS?
I CAN'T STAY LONG BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO TO WORK ON THE CORNER.
FOOZYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED A BIKINI WAX REAL BAD!!!!!!!!
HOLY MAN THERE'S KNOTS IN MY BUSH!!!!!
He is SO gay... and not in a good way, either.
I can't believe, I used to think he was hot. WTH happened to his body?!
Bitch has bigger na-nas than Adrienne Barbeau in Swamp Thing.
THIS IS THE REAL LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO. QUIT POSTING AS ME YOU IDIOT. THINK OF YOUR OWN NAME. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS! WHERE THE FUCK ARE DAYA AND MOUSE? I HAVE SOME WORDS FOR THOSE TWO SLUTS!
Is there anyone out there that you think isn't gay? Apparently, there isn't a straight person left in the world.
OKAY I'M GOING TO STAY CALM COOL AND COLLECTED. RIGHT AFTER I DRINK THE REST OF MY BOTTLE.
I LOVE MK AND HIS SITE.
I PROMISE NOT TO RUIN IT ANYMORE!
POSER!
THIS IS LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO! THAT 2PINKBALLOONS BITCH STOLE MY FUCKING CHEETOS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SHE'S STILL MAD I NAILED HER HUSBAND IN THE SWIMMING POOL. MAYBE IF SHE WASN'T OUT PLAYING BINGO ALL THE TIME IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. PLUS, HER HUSBAND DOESN'T LIKE CHEETO BREATH! OR SNATCHES THAT TASTE ALL CHEETOISH.
AND I HAVE ANGER ISSUES
YOU STUPID FUCK! WHY ARE YOU PULLING MY DICK? YOU BETTER QUIT IT RIGHT NOW OTHERWISE IT'S KEGGERS WITH KIDS ALL OF NEXT YEAR! QUIT POSING AS ME OR YOUR ASS IS MINE! PUNK!
I LOVE THIS GUY.
HE IS HOT.
AND NOT GAY.
I'M STAYING ON TOPIC HERE.
I HATE EVERYONE! ESPECIALLY MYSELF! I'M UGLY AND FAT AND HAVE NO FRIENDS. OH AND MY BACK IS FULL OF PIMPLES.
Ugh. We don't WANT him! They should start a series called FUG DAYS and he can be the star, opposite Kimbo Stewart. With special guest appearances by Haylie Duff.
WHATEVER. YOU'RE NOT THE REAL LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO. YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT I AM THE LEADER OF THE ANTI-CHEETO VAGINA MOVEMENT! YOU ARE PROBABLY THAT FAT ASS MOUSE BITCH BECAUSE YOU LOST YOUR CUCUMBER AND HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO! DOUCHE BAG!
MK LOVES ME! HE THINKS I'M FUCKING HILARIOUS! HE KNOWS PEOPLE ARE PISSING THEIR PANTS WHEN I POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I CRACK EVERYONE'S SHIT UP! SHIT!
I'M AN IDIOT! I LOOK AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND I LAUGH! IN REAL LIFE I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND I'M REALLY STUPID. I'M ALSO SHELL, AND MIZROGOTBUSTED, CRAZYCAJUN, AND MOUSE, AND HEARTS TOO. I'M EVERYONE!
Jesse just happens to be in town in time for the Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras next weekend. Hmmm
Does D-listed get stupid after
7pm EST?
D LISTED HOT TUB PARTY 2006!!!!!!!!
IT WILL BE HELD AT FMOUIE'S HOUSE. EVERYONE KNOWS HE HAS A HOT TUB. HE LIKES TO GIVE MOUSE AND DAYA GOLDEN SHOWERS IN IT. SICK FUCK!
OKAY, SO DAYA, MIZRO, PRINCESS SOPHIA AND LA WILL BE THE COCKTAIL WHORES AND CARRY AROUND TRAYS OF CHEETOS. THEY ARE GONNA HAVE TO HIDE THEM FROM MOUSE BECAUSE THAT BITCH IS HUNGRY AND WILL EAT THEM ALL! DOMINO IS BRINGING THE KEGS FULL OF NATURAL LIGHT OF COURSE BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE ANY OF YOU WHITE-TRASH MORONS HAVE TASTE IN LIQUOR, YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN? YOU'D ALL DRINK FUCKIN' PISS IF IT GOT YOU WASTED! 2 PINK BALLOONS WILL BE THE KEY MASTER SINCE SHE IS WOUND TIGHTER THAN A CLOCK AND LIKES TO ACT LIKE EVERYONE'S MOM AND TATTLE TO MK.
EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH OUT AROUND THAT PUTAS WHORE! SHE WILL BE THERE TRYING TO JUMP EVERYONE'S BONES AND SLIPPING MICKIES INTO YOUR DRINKS. FMOUIE IS GOING TO HAVE TO LOCK UP HIS METH LAB BECAUSE THOSE CHEETO BITCHES ARE LIKE KIDS IN A CANDY STORE WHEN THE COLOMBIAN MARCHING POWDER IS NEAR BY.
THE ENTERTAINMENT WILL BE PROVIDED BY NAUGHTY VOYEUR WHO YOU ALL KNOW IS A FUCKING STRIPPER BY NIGHT. SKANKY ASS HO! SHE WILL BE BEATING FMOUIE, TIM AND DOMINO OFF WITH A STICK!
FMOUE BETTER MAKE SURE THAT CRAZY CAJUN=SHELL TAKES HER MEDS BEFORE THE PARTY STARTS OR THINGS WILL HIT THE FUCKING FAN ONCE THE SPLIT PERSONALITIES GET OUT OF CONTROL!
MIZ, DAYA AND ALL THE OTHER MEXICAN GANG BANGERS WILL BE BRINGING NACHOS AND QUESEDILLAS BUT PERSONALLY I WOULDN'T EAT THAT SHIT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S COVERED IN CHEETO CRUMBS AND THEIR COOCHIE JUICE.
ACTIVITIES INCLUDE BEER BONGS AND A CHEETO EATING CONTEST! I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO SEE WHO WINS THAT ONE! I PUT A MILLION BUCKS ON MOUSE! FUCKING PIG! FMOUIE, BEING THE HOST WITH THE MOST THAT HE IS WILL DETERMINE WHO HAS THE SMELLIEST VAGINA BY SNIFFING OUT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES! THE WINNER GETS TO SHAVE HIS SELF-PROCLAIMED HAIRY COCK. IF ANYONE BREAKS FMOUIE'S VALUABLES (SUCH AS ANYTHING IN HIS METH LAB OR HIS PINTO) KELLIE AND SKANKBOT ARE GONNA SUE YOUR ASSES! YOU SHOULD BE SCARED WHORES!
SCOUT, KATIE SLUTLET, MERAMARI, ANAKONDA AND THE REST OF THE NERD HERD ISN'T FUCKING INVITED UNLESS THEY GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM AND START TALKING ABOUT CHEETOS AND VAGINAS MORE. THOSE ARE DLISTED HOT TUB PARTY 2006 RULES BITCHES! AFTER HOURS WILL BE HELD AT CHEETO SASSY ASS'S 5 BEDROOM TRAILER. WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHERE HER KIDS WILL BE. PROBABLY STARTING FIRES WITH BONNIE BLUE'S KIDS. MK WON'T BE AT THE PARTY BECAUSE HE HATES ALL YOU FUCKING LOSERS! I WON'T BE THERE EITHER BECAUSE I'LL BE TOO BUSY FUCKING 2 PINKS HUSBAND! IF YOU THINK YOUR MAN JOAQUIN PHOENIX IS SHOWING UP TO THIS STONER CONVENTION YOU GOT ANOTHER RUDE AWAKENING BITCHES! LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COKE MONKEY WILL BE AT THE HOT TUB PARTY TOO. DUMB BITCH THAT SHE IS.
lol
LMAO!! That was hilarious!
he really doesnt have that nice of a body does he
P.S. This is so sad. I don't know what's worse, the dorks chatting about their personal lives, or the dorks being SOOOOOO pissed off at Little Bunny Foo Foo for calling them out on this shit that they have to impersonate him/her in such a tacky way.
No, I know, what's sadder is that you made friends with faceless nameless people whom you will never meet, and get your little feelings hurt when someone makes fun of you over it. Then you accuse them of being here from other blogs trying to ruin this one. THAT was the best one yet.
Fucking grow up.
AND lol YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPIDEST ASS OF ALL! YOU ARE PROBABLY ONE OF THE GANG AREN'T YOU. YOU'LL BE AT THE PARTY AS THE HOSTESS. SLUT.
omg you have all lost it. CokeMonkey, you are right. This place is stupid.
Jesse is great. I was pissed when he was taken off Desperate Housewives. He was the reason I watched it.
And to this bunny person and your other nicknames: I've been watching your posts, and see the way you antagonize people. Why do you bother? Is this blog that important to you?
To the people being antagonized: ignore him/her/them. They will go away. The idle chit chat does have to go, though. Maybe if that is stopped, people won't be so mad.
LOUD TALKING!
OMG i am laughing so hard right now at Little Bunny foo foo! FUCKING FUNNY AS HELL!!!!
I don't get it, there's nothing going on in those pics...how does that make him gay?
Stewie the fuckers on this site think everyone is gay! They are all self-loathing idiots who do nothing but spew vulgar jokes about cheetos and vaginas all day long.
you would be funny if he was doing something that was anywhere near remotely gay
I hope you are satisfied.. you have managed to ruin MK's blog and drive everyone away. I guess that is a great accomplishment.. being that you are the only here on a Friday night,pretty sad. I don't know why people don't see what is really going on here. everyone is sticking to the topic and has been... except you,,, with your hatred for the human race .. and basically pushing decent, witty people away from here.. you are a sad excuse for a human being..
you don't even know what you are talking about.. and guess what? you are NOT funny not one bit..you are juvenile and I think a bit insane
the person who needs to find a life is YOU...
anonymous, THANK YOU! this lunacy has gone on long enough!!!!!!!
Please jesse please be my daddy. I want you to hold me in your arms and tell me everything will be ok! Im only 18 so u are perfect for molding me into the man that i want to become. Please be my daddy jesse cause i luv you. My girlfriend says i need to learn how to be a man, and with you as my father u can teach me! We can play tackle football, and then u can teach me how to shave. Also i need you to love me, but also be a good father to me. I like to party with lindsay lohan and i know its getting out of control. If you were my daddy i would want you to reprimand me and forbid me from hangin out with lindsay lohan. Please be my daddy so that i can keep all your secrets like a good little boy.
Does D-listed get stupid after
7pm EST?
CokeMonkey | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 9:06 pm | #
It must!!!!! What the fuck is going on with the 2 Little Bunny Foo Foo's???? You two are just too much...Carry on, bitches!!!
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 02.24.06 - 9:06 pm | #
OMG!!! You have to be kidding me??? You know you print all the stuff on MK's thread. You are sooooooo sick!!!!!!! Sweetie, you need to get a life... 
Little Bunny Foo Foo is hot shit. So before I go, this is the last time I will use the "lol" nickname. So if you see me, it's not me. Little Bunny Foo Foo (the real one) keep up the good work!
lol | 02.25.06 - 12:02 am | #
Atleast the he/she/or it must be sleeping now!!!! 
I totally remember Jesse on Passions as Miguel. That's where he got his start. His acting sucked so bad on there but it has improved since then. He was so much better on Desperate Housewives. I wish they would bring him back.
... | 02.25.06 - 12:16 am | #
I never seen him on Passions but I think he is cute and NOT gay!!!!
Does jesse read this website? If your listening jesse please be my daddy! I really think your a cool guy and you would be the perfect father. I would love u unconditionaly and i know u would do the same. Please daddy u have to protect me from that awful lindsay lohan! Everytime i party with her i get extremely wasted! Please daddy reprimand me! I dont wanna be a bad party boy, tell me i cant see lindsay anymore. U have to be strong jesse, i know im you only son, but u have to stop me. If you loved me you would help me stay away from la lohan!
jordon | 02.25.06 - 12:21 am | #
I seen some of your posts on the PH site, which I don't go too often.... You need to go to bed, boy... 
Oh lord he still hasn't bought a bra.
Working late Sassy?
regardless if he is gay or not, he is a good looking boy.
He has beautiful eyes unfortunately he knows it and tries a little too hard to emphazise them. He is eyebrows look overwaxed and overplucked.
How old is this young man? He cant be more than 30. Anyone know?
silence....
hmmmmm this is kind of nice.....
the kids are asleep...shhh...must have passed out...it was a rough day.
tick tock...
Good night kiddies..
meramari, he's holding his shoes, I think, not a sex toy.
Chantelle, Thanks!Finally an answer. Well, a sane answer. Those are big shoes..
Okay, bulky not big. That did not sound right.
My daddy is 28 NOT 30!!!! Please dont talk about my daddy being gay! He is not a homo because he wants to be my daddy and people who are my daddy are not homos! My girlfriend loves him, and it makes me jeoulous cause im 18 and my girlfriend likes my daddy more than me!!!!! Oh well tonite im partying with linsday lohan and im scared cause im going to get really drunk. Also i have lost a lot of weight, daddy dont you love me? Im going anarexic cause lindsay is keeping me out all nite and i dont have time to eat. I wish he really was my daddy so he could force feed me and hold me in his big arms while i rest on his soft billowy bossums. His nipples must feel really soft and maternal like cause i really want to rest my lips on them.
he's hot hot hot.
i want to sit on his face.
Do you think Jesse shaves his pubes? He has that vibe that he does, lmao!
Sick he looks like a fat fuck with gynecomastia.
YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF DRUNKEN HUSSY BIATCHES!!!....but i love you all :o)
he is getting too fat, loose that ring around the waist.
MK...Hope you will post some new gossip soon...
Almost looks like Kenny Chesney with him!! lol
FUCK U MICHEAL K...YU ARE CHILDISH BECAUSE HIS ON THE BEACH WITH A BUDDDY OOOOOOI AM GAY ARE U PEOPLE 12,,,,WHERE DO U LIVE INTHE STATES IN THE DUMPS THATS WHY YALL SO ANGRY GET A LIFE PEOPLWE
YUR NIGHTMARE: Why do you come to MK's blog and call him names?
LB FOO FOO loved your D-listed Hot Tub Party!!
YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID, EAT A DICK AND JUMP OFF A BUILDING OK LOL.
Hey, Shell, last time I checked, it was a free country with free speech and all that.....
Little Bunny Foo Foo is my hero!
Dlisted Hot Tub Party 2006!!!!!
DList sluts at a hot tub party? Fuck that'd be the hottest shit ever. Parisite would come begging to get into that party and we'd deny her access and make her cry.
But seriously MK, gotta do something bout these totally off topic and plain stupid postings.
In regards to Jesse, I used to want him so bad on the first season of Desperate Housewives. I also like the toned-but-thick look. I'm definitely losing my appeal for him tho. If he's gay I think he should bottom for Ricky Martin.
Fuckin' Faggots. Why would anyone guy in his right mind want to suck or fuck another guy. I really believe it is a disease. You faggots need help. Boycott Brokeback Mountain.
I Love the Cheeto sluts! They are my hero's! Little Bunny Foo Foo can go fuck off, cheetos rule!
Um....VB 2:42 was NOT me.
YOU can fuck off, imposter asshole.
Cheetos rule! We are secretly jealous of the cheetos and have made it our mission to be just like them! Long live cheetos!
Fuck the cheetos and fuck you, VB imposter bitch.
Why don't you go finish your chocolate covered cheetos with your BFF cheeto sassy ASS and stop pretending to be me.
Can you not think of your own name?
I have a theory, the fake VB is shell.
My screen name is VB and I have a dick the size of a cheeto. Bunny Foo Foo likes to come over and much on it after her daddy is done having his way with her.
Shell, shut the hell up. You must really looooove cheetos.
Please find a more original name and not use someone else's, you dumb cheeto cunt.
The fake VB sounds like a dumbass. Get your own name.
Hi, my name is VB. My parents hated me as a child. My dad used to beat me with his small dick and then lock me away in a closet. This is why I have so much agression and have nothing better to do than take it out on strangers on the internet!
VB 3:22, stop impersonating me you assfuck!
And LBFF is too funny!
Fake Ass VB 3:24, stop being stupid.
And stop reliving your childhood here on Dlisted. No one wants to hear about your daddy.
Long live the REAL VB!!
Thanks anon4, Fake VB is just sad he/she ate all the cheetos and is now the size of Mouse.
anon4 it IS the real VB! Don't be jealous, bitch!
It is the real VB and I have a dick the size of a cheeto. That is why I make fun of other people! I do nothing but sit on my computer and cause shit all day on websites! I love to sit around in my tighty whities with my big beer gut hanging over drinking pickle juice and jerking off to the threads on DListed! I'm such a loser!
FUCK OFF FAKE VB!
GET YOUR OWN NAME, TWAT FACE.
That's pretty sad you can't even think of your own name.
OH WELL, isn't impersonating and copying the biggest forms of flattery?!
That is what I thought, BITCH!
YOU cheeto cunts must fucking LOVE me then! 
Where is Little Bunny Foo Foo?!
Don't be mad fake VB! you know I want to be part of the cheetos, stop saying I don't! Don't get so upset you little pussy bitch!
Little Bunny Foo Foo is getting fucked by her daddy! She'll be here soon!
Whats the matter fake VB can't fight your own battles? Wah!You need Little Bunny Foo Foo to help your sorry ass? Awwwwww so sad!
I have one question for everyone - is anal leakage normal? This is happening to me too often - it's not right!
VB | 02.25.06 - 3:22 pm | #
^^ To the REAL VB... No it's not me impersonating you. I told you before I thought you were 10% funny, you came back with a decent reply, and I would like to leave our relationship as such. So no, I ain't the one pickin' on you.
There are new pictures of him down under with some other guy. They actually have their arms tied together. Gayest picture since that Laker game with Jake G and his "boyfriend."
Gay people Suck! HAHAHAHA
You are very weird not funny weird.
hello shell, You are not weird, a scziphronec but not weird. JK-mi amiga loca
LISTEN FISHSTICKS GO BACK TO KINDAGARTEN,,,,,CURSING IS NOT FOR YOU.....IF YOU ARE TRING TO START SOMETHING PICK ON SOMEONE YUR OWN SITE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS CUNT FACED WORT DEVELOPING CHILD OF A PROSTITUTE,,,,,,GET THAT TRAMP STAMP OFF YOUR ASS ALREADY,,,,ALL THE GUYS ARE TIRED OF FUCKING YUR STRECTHED OUT ASSHOLE,,,,,GAY PEOPLE ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE CATCHING A DISEASE DISEASES KNOW NO RACE AGE OR SEX,,,,,,SO FISHSTICKS(LOL WHAT A DUMB FUCK,,,,,WHO NAMES THEMSELVES FISHSTICKS?).....JUMP BACK INTO THE FRYING PAN YOU FELL FROM AND LEAVE THE CURSING FOR THE PROS.....
BY THE WAY FISHSTICKS LEAVES IN THE DUMPS OF NEWYORK....HIS NUMBER IS 212 5552345,,,CALL HIM SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP HAHAHAAH
AM READY TO CURSE SOME BITCHES OUT.....GAY BASHERS BEWARE,,,D,LISTED FANS ALSO
Fishsticks rules, Yur Nightmare drools and is a gay.
the dude is boobtacular
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