Tell me you were there, MK!!
Oh! The drama, the intrigue, the aggression!
Omg, that was awesome.
lol
That was excruciating. I could barely watch...
Omg NY's mom is the biggest bitch that was on this show! I think I'm in love!
FUNNY SHIT MAN!
BRILLIANT!
I love hoopz...i want her for myself!
I wanna spit it Tiny's face like that....bitxch
wha??? weirdo
That WAS the BEST shit EVER!!!
HOW AWESOME WAS THIS ?!?!?!?!
Holy shit, I cant believe what I just saw! Flava Flav in a room full of other people and he wasn't the dumbest one in it!
Man, I can't wait until this show comes to Canada! It looks awesome!
This show should be a University course somewhere! A+++++ This is how you make a reality show! ::Looking at you Skateing with Celebraties:: 
Pumkin's spit probably smelled like Flav's cum.
I can't get over the fact they did this shit over Flava. LOL! LOVED IT!
pumkin seems somewhat experienced in the loogie hurling category. She could let one fly with out any preparation whatsoever! 
this was the ultimate highlight of my weekend. i did some crazy shit, too. between the sex, the tranny hookers, the public drunkenness, and, of course, coffee diarrhea, FOL was by far the most exciting thing i have done (seen) this weekend. probably so far, the best thing of 2006.
i love NY. i wanna make t-shirts wif her mug front & center.
i love PUMKIN. i also love how HOOPZ was standing there and making those faces at the two bitches goin' at it.
i am hoping for a VH1 rematch episode, or at least a celebrity boxing on FOX with pumkin and NY. or their own show...a la STRANGE LOVE or MY FAIR BRADY.
oh, i orgasmed a little. this shit is HOT HOT HOT.
and NY's mother was right. bitch's gettin fat!!
That was CLASSIC... I wonder how much they paid Pumpkin and NY for that stunt since all reality T.V. is BULL SHIT!!!! Great Though!!!!
I love it.
i can't wait until your recap MK.
I can believe it is going to be over so soon, which show will ever replace this masterpiece?????
lol jdm
Pumkin is so fuckin' disgustin. Isn't that cunt supposed to be a teacher or cheerleading coach or something?
NY is fuckin' insane. Her mom is evil. Fuck Flave. She and her mom need their own show.
Hoopz is a tuna-eater for sure, and she deserves better than FF.
I think NY's crazy-ass Mama should have her own show - I never laughed so hard!
Just watched the clips of this. I so wish I had seen the actual thing. That was just wrong, but oh so funny.
you could tell that wasn't Pumpking first time spitting at someone. That bitch is a PRO!!
They might up with one.
"I can't even talk... I can't even breathe..." LOVE IT!
NY mom tried to appear all classy and stuff, but they are really ghetto
Holy cats! Why would anyone even WANT to be on that show?
It was an instant classic!! If you hvae not seen the whole episode, you really need to tune it to get the full effect. You actually feel a little sorry for NY while her mom is there - she was pure evil... then this happens and NY goes off the deep end and you remember what a FREAK of NATURE she is and of course, Pumkin is six stops past skank on the slut train...
NewYorks mother was the only honest person on this show all season. Flav is disgusting and someone finally acknowledged this.. Love her
the spit should have gone into the fucking bitch ass mouth.
wow..Pumkin has some serious aim. That was like a one in a million straight shot to the bitch's mouth.
I LOVE that she called NY a tranny.
Personally, I think HOOPZ is hot.
I live in Canada too and I can't wait to see this show! I love it already.
NY's taking off ONE of her shoes was a nice touch
Pumkin is six stops past skank on the slut train...
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I hope NY wins - and you know she will - because I want Hoopz to have some chance of a normal life.
Mikki! hello and Miz too!
That was hands down the greatest moment on reality television- it encompasses all that reality tv should be: trashy, funny, shocking, trashy, and also a little trashy! Pumkin is fuckin ballsy for that one, and everyone knows NY deserves it! Team Hoopz! Yeah, and Flav seemed like he was actually not having fun watching theses nasties fight over him. Maybe he is not as stupid as he appears...
P.S. New York is skankdizzle.
Maybe the next reality show should be like the one going on in Europe where they lock people in a room together until they go insane. But in this version, it's just Hottie, Pumkin and New York. I could watch that 24/7.
Flav gettin' all self righteous "I will not have someone spitting..." That man is BEYOND repulsive, someone's mucous has nothing on him!
Did anyone hear when Hoopz mother said that Flav is hot and if Hoops did not want him that she would take him. Classic Tv.
My life is fuckin' complete, I can die now!
Pumkin spit in New Yorks' hair - and got a little on her chin as well, but, really, why would you spit on someone and then turn your back? I mean, is she really *that* stupid? She *knew* New York was iffy from earlier in the show/day when they were talking and New York was going kinda crazy. Why'd th'bitch hurl a loogie an' then turn tail - bad move, Pumkin. Bad move.
((I especially liked how Pumkin took a header into the camera))
It actually scares me a little whenever they show Flav's nasty lil' self in the tub. Thankfully, all you ever see is his face - but, it's so ... nasty how it always just seems to be dismembered and floating in there on it's own.
Daya: Hola!!
It is bad form to spit and turn: you need to spit and RUN!
Hey Daya!!
I haven't seen the show - only mk's recaps, but I cannot imagine WHY any women would fight over Flava Flav!!
Yes weenie!!!! Icouldn't believe that, hoopz's mother was coming onto Flav, and on the the way back from Medieval Times(JAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!)hoopz said that she had done it before with some of her boyfriends!!
I re-watched this a trillion times yesterday!!! It is the best moment in Reality TV. I love New York - bitch should have pounded the shit out of Pumkin. She still might!
TEAM NEW YORK!!!
It was better than I thought it would be. It was fucking hysterical. Especially when NY found out she was the last to go on a date with him. I thought that was the end. She was holding her face, covering her ears saying it wasn't true and she wouldn't listen to it. It was hysterical. Pumpkin might have been on the show because she likes to be on TV but she is much saner than that crazy bitch.
i especially liked it when NY said, "she nervouses me" lmao. that was shakespeare i tell ya!!
I cant believe that A-list and Medievel Times were used in the same sentence!!!
The real disadvantage to this whole "SPIT" is the fact that Pumpkin didn't have long hair, if she did, she would have been O-U-T. I would have knocked the SHIT out of her! I SWEAR BY IT!!!!!!
NO ONE SPITS IN MY FACE ESPECIALLY SINCE THE SPIT IS MUCUS AND TELLS TO LIVE ABOUT IT!!!
I almost pee'd my pants when they named him Sir Flavalot. He is sooo classy. I think Hoopz was serious when she said she felt like she was on the A-list. That's pretty sad.
Flava Flav: Does the winner get $$? PLEASE tell me they do - I can't imagine ANYONE doing this for him...**mumbling and shaking head in disbelief***
Miz- I thought the same thing. Dont tell my the pleasure?? Of having sex with Flav??? Ugh!!!
Scout- Wherever you are hun, you made me laugh so hard at your posts, I had to use the facilities. I was ladylike. There. Thank you!!
That was the best shit I ever saw!
And New York's mom...she was the ethnic version of Faye Dunaway in "Mommie Dearest"!
I'm here Coke SWAMPED with work!
and the thought of having sex with Flav made me reflux in my mouth a little bit...
Ionca - I will take 7 I heart NY t-shirts & matching thongs.
That was some hot shit right there!
Scout, imagine Flav making that *FACE* while you pleasing him in the shower. ARRRGGGHHHHH!! That face has been haunting me ever since I saw the episode in Palm Springs or Mexico?? Lordy Lordy!!!
Why are you talking about sex with flav? *gag
Mounstrosity!!
Oh my god honestly the funniest shit ever. Have no idea how anything can compare to that. Couldn't believe pumkin spat and then turned... stupied bitch. Team New York!
I think it's funny that an ex-rapper with gold teeth and a viking helmet is somehow the voice of reason..
oh Coke you just put me over the edge!!! I don't know of any other human being that I find so absolutely repulsive as him!
True that, Mike V.... But my question still stands: is this for $$$? Or are they seriously vying for Flav? *shudder*
Please I beg you, someone tell me...
The mere thought of fighting for the pleasure of sleeping with him is making me contemplate celibacy.
That was f'in hilarious. Especially when she got nailed in the head by the camera. And the tears...cry me a river you stupid bitch. I don't like NY, but she can kick some ass. You go girl!!!
Did anyone catch it that in the previews for next week it seems that NY and Flav have had, um....intercourse?
And yeah, I agree...NY's Mom needs her own reality show. I'd watch it>
true that Mike V.
He probably nailed half of them on the show
so according to the hip-hop boards out there, NY is the winner.
and apparently, there's a commercial where Flav is walking down the aisle and you see NY in the shadows.
and i love how NY freaks out. and her mom. and when her mom is talking and Flav is in the background playing tennis and he is AWFUL and you can hear him fucking up.
classic!!!
Wait, wait, wait. I have never watched this so I honestly don't know. Does the winner actually have to sleep with Flav? Seriously? Why does that mean she's a winner? I'd think that would make her a huge loser!
So fucking wrong...intercourse and Flavor Flav in the same sentence! *gag *gag, YUK
hahaha the expression on pumpkin's face as she was pushed was priceless..lol
Yes Nee.... in New york's words "we made music"
It was funny too when Flav was trying to calm down NY and I forget what he said, but she bolted for the door thinking Flav thought it was OK to kick her ass. And then he was like whooooaaaaaa girl.
(To the tune of New York, New York)
Start spreadin' the news
Pumpkin's spittin' today
We want to be a part of them, Flav and New York....
We want to wake up with a Flavor that doesn't stink..
And find that Flavor loves Rick, and he needs a Shrink......
These little foul toes
And shiny gold teeth
How could any resist, Flav and New York
If VH1 could make, something that's this fuckin' great, It's up to Flav, New York, New York!!!
DaDa da da da, Dada Da da da .........
Will someone else please finish it. Thank you...
"She nervouses me"
How ghetto can you get? I love that New Yorks Mom is an even bigger bitch than New York is....
"Her breath smell like a toilet full of nasty ass shit!" ROFL No words can describe my love for that man.
what i really liked was that pumkin thought she could just walk away from crazy ass ny. i couldn't believe she turned her back to her. i would have f'n run out there. ny will cut you!!!
This is TV equivalent to a car crash, it’s horrible but you just can’t look away!!!
Funny and repulsive at the same time.
I’m amazed at what ppl are willing to go thro for money and fame…
Pumkin spits like a dude, that was a huge loogy! It was so fucking awesome!
THAT WAS SO AWESOME
SERIOUSLY THAT WAS HOT
OMG THAT WAS SO CLASSIC. NEW YORK IS SUCH A MAN
LMFAO...i wanna see her "whip her ass"!!!
that bitch pumpkin should've went home a long time ago!! i can't believe im actually saying this, but i actually like NY better than Pumpkin...wow i luv this show!
ionca--where have you read that new york is the winner?
This episode had the best one liners...
everything from Mama NY's gems to Hoopz saying that medevial times was A-list to Hoopz mama hitting on flav....OMG... this episode was pure genius.
that SHIT was un-fucking-believable. I'm ashamed to say I absolutely LOVED IT!!!!
I want to know what the spinoff from this show is going to be. I don't really want to see my Fair Flava, but I think a few of the reality sluts deserve their own show. I'd like to see a Bachelorette style show with Hottie or Pumkin.
I believe NY said she was an "expiring" actress. :P
I loved the part where New York was trying to call Hoopz's mom a "Monet" -- pretty from far away, but up close all messed up -- but she couldn't remember the artist's name! This episode was without a doubt the best reality show moment EVUH, because it actually WAS REAL (how novel)! There IS hope for this washed up genre!
I swear to god, if someone spits on me. I'll end up in prisson.
Holy shit...I just found this old pic of Brigitte Nielsen...Pumkin looks exactly like her!!!!
http://espn-i.starwave.com/media.../photo/
brig.jpg
possibly the best and funniest shit ever and i still cannot bring myself to watch the entire episode...oh, how come NY didn't grab some vaseline to smear on her face so she could get into Pumpkin's ass properly....
OMG I almost pissed myself I was laughing so hard. Spit-fire roasted H.A.M for everyone! RRRROFLMBAO!!!
Haha! Yes! She fucked Pumpkin UP! That was so awesome.....Thanks Michael K...I don't have cable right now, and I really, really needed that 
Notice how New York sounded so bougie throughout the show, and then she gets hit with a loogie and the ebonics comes out! Fucking classic! Then again, spitting on another should bring out the ghetto in anyone.
"Nervous-es me?" oooookaaay! Still, that's not as bad as "tesses."
::::apologizes to all the late civil rights leaders and ancestors for watching this show:::::
Team HOOPZ!
Not half as entertaining as those black lesbians with the bad wigs on Cheaters, but still made me laugh.
UGH. so. damn. trashy.
its okay girls, Ill be humiliated for you.
Hilarious. It gets funnier everytime I see it.
Oh this is the stuff of dreams!
"That bitch breff stink too!"
Pumpkin was obviously pissed that Flav slept with her and then eliminated her. That's what happens to ho-bags.
Why are these people fighting over his ugly ass??? Isn't he like 50 with several children with multiple women??? Eeew!!!
fuckin-A!
You know, Flav has like 1000000000 kids and you know he is broke! That ain't his house! They found the skankiest women in the world to show up on this thing and I hate myself for saying it....but I LOVE IT!!!!
That bitch spits better than any man I have ever seen and NY's face when she grabbed Pumpkin was PRICELESS! What are we gonna do when it's over?????
next time my husband's pyscho bitch baby mother tries to step to me incorrectly; i'm going to spit in her gastro ass just like pumpkin did.
but i promise to gargle first.
lol
HAHAHAHA!!
Funniest. Shit. EVER.
That shit was fuckin' hilarious!!!! Oh I loved it. Gotta say, if I was NY, that bitch wouldn't have gotten away. She almost grabbed her for real; I would have! you don't spit on people, that's nasty and that means you really wanna get your ass kicked. This was priceless.
watched this again and this is still the funniest shit! flav looks like he's king of the roach people with his crown on...and off...
That was so freaking funny, that bitch new york got what she deserved!
hahahaha. can you PLEEEEASE don an interview with New York. it would be the highlight of my life.
I laughed me fucking ass off when Pumkin spit on that cunt!! But what she needs to remember is this: never spit and turn or spit and run. Always spit and sucker punch!
Did any of ya'll see the short previews for the next "Surreal Life"? Holy shit!! Alexis Arquette throws the fuck down!! I HAVE to watch!!
Thank you for posting that. I missed it! You are a lifesaver!
I have watched this video 5 times and its still so funny. Priceless! Don't mess with New York, Pumpkin, she is straight out hood!
New Yawk sucks... but honestly... YOU DO NO SPIT IN SOMEONE'S FACE. That's the worst of the worst.
I think the G-HETTO would've come out of me too, if that had happened to me. I would have had to beat the living shit out of that nasty b*tch. I'm sorry. That was disgusting, and it made me gag.
Clock, smock... I would have had to put on my big rings, and lay the pimpstress hand down on Pumpkin... most definitely.
I HAVE WATCHED THIS ABOUT 40 times and I can't get enough! I keep showing everyone I know and it's fucking amazing! I am so posting this on my blog!
pumpkin got off too easy, spitting in someones face is unexcusable, even classless flav thinks so...i woulda had to choke a ho...but am glad bitch finally got the boot, it was loooong overdue, and they need to have a second season or somethin, this shit is too funny. patiently waiting for the marathon, missed the 1st half of the season
omg! i never saw this show until vh1 played a marathon last night and I saw every episode! that shit is crazy. fried chicken contest was the funniest thing i've ever seen. hottie seriously has some screws loose.
I heard NY is an adult movie actress..
my friend is working in the industry and he told me she is a porn star..
I have to find her and her movies..
That shit was soooooo funny! I couldnt stop watching! And how about Flav being 46, 47? HOLY SHIT! He acts about 12. I wouldnt doubt that NY is a porn star. It will be awesome when that footage shows up!
lmaooooo man. neither one of those women have any class lol. She spit on her and walked off like nothing was going to happen to her lol.
LOL, New York kept holding her chin as if she had been seriously wounded or something. Please!! She got spit on, not punched!
I usually stay clear of guilty pleasures like this, and I believe that Flava Flav is the ugliest little roach to grace teh television screen... however, I had to see this dumbshit last night! It was amazing.
New York's mother was corrct in telling New York that a match with Flav would never work, nor accepted by her. Go mom!
As for New York's tussle with Pumkin... Pumkin knew she was on her way out so she made a scene. An unforgettable on at that! You know this is going to be re-run on "Best Week Ever" and "The Soup", right, this is free publicity for both of these fools! New York did try to kick that ass, but instead suceeded in pushing Pumkin down. New York had every right to be angry, however, she should have stopped trying to get a piece of Pumkin's ass. She looked really ghetto going after Pumkin again and again...
Two pigs in a blanket.... let them stew in theri juices!
I can see what New York was talking about. The embrace between Hoopz and Pumkin at the end...I can see them doing each other!
Pumkin's expression was priceless when New York pulled her from behind. That was pure venom. These 2 can't do a reunion show. They'd kill each other.
I love it when pumkin starts hyperventilating!
better check this out
http://www.mydarlingnikki.com/
that's Hoopz's Semi Porn site!!
and there are more pix
http://flavoroflove.blogspot.com...z-
pictures.html
Damn! Hoopz is serious business. Her body is tight!
i am SHOCKED! simply SHOCKED!!! i would have LOVED to be Hoopz, chillin there, watching as the shit hits the fan!
the nails, spit and extensions just fly dont they....
oh yeah, Hoopz is so hot too!
i can't believe i watched this shit again and i'm still laughing like i've never seen this before....oh and i hope pumpkin was able to catch her breath..she has me worried....
Oh, and another thing.
New York is the Empire State.
New York is a city, the greatest city in the world.
It is NOT someone's name. Ever.
Anyone that calls themselves that, or California, or Florida, or Miami, or whatever needs to fuck the hell off.
LOL that stupid bitch pumpkin must have never went to a black school! How the fuck is u funna spit on somebodies face, and expect them to just sit there and think about what they did wrong? Why would she turn her back slutty cunt! I wish she did have long hair cause ny only pushed her because her hair was to short to grasp. Team NY!!
Wednesday? Wednesday?! After that I have to wait a whole day.
You are cruel beyond words.
Well, I have 2 thing to look forward to, your recap and what The Soup has to say about this. What a good week it will be.
I have watched it several times and I die laughing every time!!! When watching the entire show I started to feel sorry for New York. After seeing the mom I can see why NY is such a psycho mess!!! But she still scares me! LOL I keep trying to imagine her without the make-up, weave, false eyelashes, etc... I thnk her head is about the size of a grapefruit, the rest is all the junk she puts on it!!!
oh my god! i know i wanted hoopz to win at first but now i just want to see that bitch ny win! the show after would be so funny and plus ny's butch mom would make another appearance!!!
i wonder if pumpkin thought she could get away with that shit!! she just walked away like nothing happened!! and watching her head hit the camera was soooooooo funny!
If I was that Hoopz girl, I would pack my bags in the middle of the night and get out of that house of lunacy, leave that New York (Tiffany) there and let her and her family try and sponge off Fav, The mother was hysterical putting on aire's especially with that cowboy hat on her head, that look is done, its over and someone needed to tell her, but the whole group is so east coast bad taste. Hoopz is far too cute to be mixed up in that fiesta of crap.
DAMN! That was off the hook! They need to have an award for that episode. For real. Hoopz is just chilling! HAHAHAHA
all i've seen of that show was this clip. i feel like i need to go take a shower now.
"pumkin"? ignorant twit can't even spell the word? (by the way, is she a hooker or something?)
and sister-girl's bad boob job was bad enough. who are these 3 sad sad women? and who is this clown with the big clock around his neck...and a *crown*?
on behalf of all of the sensible black people out there, I apologize.
i know that the vast majority of white people don't know black people.
i know that all you know is pretty much what you see on tv. you might work with a black person or two, but you don't know us. you don't live with us, you don't socialize with us. hell, you don't even go to church with us. so all you know is what you see on tv.
let me tell you. these stupid people on this show are NOT what we are.
you can look at that white girl and brush her off. but those pitiful sisters who are trying to...trying to...what the hell ARE they trying to do? get their 15 minutes of fame i guess? someone should tell them to remember Divine Brown. (don't remember who she was? Google her.)
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