Oh so first.
Nicole looks like shit.
Is it really possible to stank more than that??
Ew, MK! Thanks for the mental pic of Fiona's flaps!
Anybody got a truck I can borrow to run these two whores over? And I mean a BIG truck, so their body parts would be spread about the street.
Paris Hilton's "Official" myspace says that her and Nicole are good friends again, how they talk all the time.
And, she has Nicole's "official" myspace on her top 8.
Nicole's puppies are cuter than Parasite's.
Nicoles dress is really pretty. I think that she has a great fashion sense. That being said I do feel a little sad for her, someone in her camp really needs to tell her that she looks like at any minute she will collapse and die.
nicole it too entertaining to miss
This show is going forward? Does anybody even care?
These two twits are overly made-up, overpaid, overrated, and in my humble opinion, OVER!
Plague: I will rent you a U-Haul.
This show is pointless! they dont even talk to each other
They need to grow the fuck up!!
I don't understand how this show is going to work if the little bitches aren't even talking to each other......how?
Plauge - I've got a 5 ton flatbed. I'll fed-ex u the keys.
They won't say...." I love you bitch" to each other anymore???? that sucks.
Here is Paris's apparant myspace. If you're interested, you can read her blogs to the right.
http://profile.myspace.com/
index...iendid=43826892
I guess Paris will have to pull her own weight now and stop riding Nicole's coattails (since they won't be interacting with each other). Nicole was always the entertaining one to me. If you didn't know Paris' history you would think she was a freakin' nun based on her bland performance on the simple life.
Paris give cunt a new meaning
I'm surprised Paris carries her own umbrella! She's SO "real"............LMAO
I hope one of these days Paris' animals turn on her and maul her to death (and they're little, so it should take a while)!
She needs at least 3 dogs to match whatever outfit she is wearing.
i'm excited for this, actually.
i like the idea of the 2 of them hating one another, but still having to work together.
I love her dogs. Too bad soon they'll be homeless.
Nicole usually has impeccable taste, but that dress is just gross. I hope that after all the hoopla, this show tanks.
Tinkerbell ran up her cooch months ago and was never heard from again. I bet that explains the smell...
Naaaah.
Nicole Richie looks ridiculous, she looks like an effin manniquin.
Shut up!
I love Paris, and can't wait to see her as Mother Theresa!
Fat girl jessica needs to shut the hell up. Who cares if you are first?!
I'd rather see Paris as Joan of Arc. Especially at the end.
Nicole's dress is cute, but on her it looks like a skinny little girl wearing Daddy's t-shirt.
Hi Ya'll 
..I see they acually plan on moving forward with the show..I might watch this season(didn't watch any of the others)..cause I think Nicole will win..hands down!..if she doesn't collapse and die, of course..I hope by spending some time with normal families, Nicole will gain a better understanding of how unhealthy her lifestyle is, 'cause obviously no one in her family has been able to reach her 
or maybe they havn't even tried...Parasite is sooooo OVER...Her 15min of fame(translate:4 years) are almost up 
THANK GOD! and in terms of fashion choices...I think Nicole looks cute for a walking skelaton(sp)..Parasite just looks NASTY!
Iheartparis - havin' a bad day? lighten the fuck up!
I am going to ignore the comments from NoAnjl.
She is obviously a bitter, smelly twat and I just don't have time for twats in my life. 
No, you are the bitter one I heart and if you hate smally twats, close your legs.
No, Paris is a smelly twat.
smelly i mean
I would love to spit in Parasite's face, like Pumkin did to New York.
I fucking love Parasite's dress, the dumb bitch
Team Rich sign-up
190,904,358,846,269. B-tastic
love her.
Has anyone read how Prais said that CHARLIZE THERON better "watch out", b/c her "acting style" is the same, so they will be up for the same parts? I laughed so hard I was crying!
Somebody wake this girl up and tell her she is a LOSER
Parissucks: no way she said that - are you kidding me???? "If I only had a brain."
What the fuck is your problem, NoAnjl?
As stupid as iheartparis sounds, she hadn't said anything to you until you told her to "lighten the fuck up". Who do you think you are?
I think you are a dumbass.
What is Paris going to do on this??? It really was Nicole who made the show interesting. I mean after the 20th time of Paris reapplying lip gloss I zoned out..And that "That's hot" bullshit is old.. Maybe she'll pee in someone's car???
PAris is a slut
All those animals with them - what pains in the asses they all all.
Ritchie looks like she's channelling Mrs. Robinson or some shit.
Eddie! They're both channeling Mary Tyler Moore... So 60's!!
"Tinkerbell ran up her cooch months ago and was never heard from again. I bet that explains the smell..."
Smooth, pricolatino. That's what i'm saying since few months. Here gigant cooter loves tiny dog's & Z-List Penis.
Why do these two still get time on TV? I just wait till Nicole's "Bobble" Head crushes her toddler body and they find her 3 weeks later.
Fred look at 12:56 and 12:57 dumbass.
Miz - You know...you have a point there..no shit.
Fred - All I'm saying is she came on and said shut up and who cares to Fat Jessica. I was just saying lighten up - no big deal. Just like you are talking to me now and I wasn't talking to you.
uhm is that REALLY her myspace? for real?
Eddie: I loved the MTM show... These dresses are so Moore and Leachman!
I love the 60's mod and print wear - I must admit, I prefer Parisite's dress.
stupid show
Miz - Yeh these beeotches in the office are all rocking the Puchi look alot.
Pucci was hot...everything comes back around (and round).
Ritchie's dress is a tad too psychedelic for me.
P's has a Diane Von Furstenburg wrap-dress.
prico 12:51
Wha? No umbrella servant for the dogs? Bah!
OMG, what is with those tacky ass shoes Parasite is wearing?!?! The look like Ace bandages with heels.
Oh puh-lease, what is with these airheads and the dogs?
MK you're so right, she is totally channelling the Channing! I expect to hear her scream "Razzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzberries" any second
I think she has a dog to go with every pair of shoes she owns...
I want to see these two dipshits in Celebrity Death Match.
I almost want to watch in the hopes that Nicole Richie will beat Paris's nasty ass down on air!
The first one was the best. in my opinion.
this is sooo great!!! i hope they end up punching each other at some point!!! nicole swears she's like a rich italian broad!!! love that look!!! y'know they stink of wet dog... gross!!!
Team Richie
What's with the 360-degrees on the old lady dresses with these 2? Is this "Simple Life: The Red Hat Parties"?
Nobody wants to see this show.
you know Parasite eats pets...that bitch goes through animals quicker cocks
...i dont think it's nicole's fabulous taste in clothing we're seeing... it's her very well paid stylists. (whom britney needs to hire!)
The police should shoot the bitches and set the dogs free.
oh look!! 5 pics of Paris and you cant see her t*ts or f*anny in any of them.
Team Richie!!
Rich people are sooooo stupid!
????
Paris is so gorgeous.
team skeletor
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