holy crap, she looks younger than her daughter!
I saw her and her daughter on Oprah about a year ago. Pris's face is so tight, she honestly can barely move her mouth when she speaks and forget about smiling!
There's more than botex going on there, MK.
But she looks damn good for sixty.
She looks like a chinadoll
too much plastique... her face is going crooked
I am pretty sure she is married to a plastic surgeon, but this is ridiculous. She looks like she belongs at Madam Tussards (sp)!
She does not look good she looks like she has had a lot of plastic surgery. Sorry but it looks good when people have to say " I wonder if she has had work."
it's only unnatural cause she looks so damn young. at least she's not stretched out.
Has anyone ever seen those mummies of saints and stuff that still look practially alive after 80 years? I really feel like that's what will happen to these people. They will die and not even decay from all the chemicals in them.
She used to be beautiful! Her lips look horrid and her entire face is frozen.
I can just hear her daughter chastizing her: Mother for gawd's sake lay off the botox!
One of her cheek implants is higher than the other.
How can she be considered a widow when they were divorced when Elvis died?
She is sooo stretched out! Her skin is so tight it is almost shiny, look at it compared to her neck and chest! Too bad we can't see her hands, then we could really tell her age!
So what? when people look good, oh they had too much work done. when they look crappy, oh can't they use the money they have to make themselves better! leave her alone. she looks better than most people.
1 Step away from being a Wildenstein. Ugh.
she kinda looks like jojo
she reminds me of a SQUIRREL w/those damn cheek implants
my! I bet her face is thighter than her asshole.
Myers is not even a great dept. store!!! Its cheesy compared to Saks, Neimmans, Nordstroms, etc!!
*tighter
Damn. I hope I look like that at 60. I don't give a shit what she stuck in there!!
You are so right on Rabies! She looks just like Lenin still does!
OMG - These pictures look like they have been photoshopped to put some plastic-robot head on a 60 year old woman's body. Bitch looks like she's 20!
That shit ain't right.
That idiotic hairdo doesn't help.
Mouse - I saw her on Oprah too - her face DOES NOT EVEN MOVE when she talks. She looks absolutely ridiculous!
I think she's adorable. It takes a lot of work to erase the Elvis years off of the poor lady's face.
CATACOMBS bwhahahahahahaha! That was too funny!
I think she looks fabulous for sixty, not overly fake. You bitches would be making fun if she were old and wrinkly too!
Her self esteem must be non-existant.
I can't decide if her logo looks like a cross section of a vagina with uterus and fallopian tubes, or a penis with balls.
Again, too much plastic surgery as usual. But, even before all her sugery, she would be as animated as a statue.
I swear between her and Cher is there any proof of life in their expressions? I mean can their mouths move? LOL!
Sorry, Suzie, I hope I never looke like that ever. I believe in doing "some" things, but she has gone way overboard.
Do they call her PP? Hey, I want to buy some PP sheets.
I'm going to go with uterus or cobra
Screw botox, live embalming is the way to go! You go Prissss!
good for sixty but hair is hideous at any age.
A catwalk for bed linen? What did the models do, wrap themselves in a sheet and walk? That's what I do on Saturday mornings!
my! I bet her face is thighter than her asshole.
Dayanara | 02.28.06 - 12:32 pm | #
Oh shit! 
I doubt it... she looks like she'd like it up the ass. At least when Elvis was alive.
I'm CONVINCED now that she drank the potion in "Death Becomes Her" - CONVINCED!!!! That being said, where can I get some of that potion for 20 years from now...
She's f-ing funny in the Naked Gun movies... so I'm Team Frozen Priscilla all the way.
bwahahaha... ***tears sliding down cheeks***
This pic convinces me that character lines are gorgeous! Crow-feet are beautiful, laugh lines are to die for!
Please, I'd rather be wrinkly than perpetually stretched.
Damn - she looks like a creepy wax version of herself. Are you sure these were not taken at Madame Tussaud's?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I mean...yeah, lots of work. But I would definitely card her for a beer. Good for her!
ohhh the jealousy is too much!
She just proves that you can start substituting formaldyhyde with Botox on corpses.
She is a beautiful woman! You haters need to chill on my PRISSY!
She looks awesome for 60!
But I do have to admit I hate her dumb cunt child.
sad that she does look younger than her daughter, but i don't think her daughter has had plastic surgery!!
lol wtf, there's a new muffin in town??
Whatever...
If that looks good to you, then you keep that thought....
When you see someone like this walking down the street, you let me know... EVERYONE JUST STARES, and titters at you. Too freaky for ANYWHERE but LA!
I mean, her intention was to look young...and I feel like she's achieved it. She looks 14.
OMG! why can't she age gracefully?
This is turning into a muffin basket... where's Cupcake?
lol, im the real muffin, hence the name The Muffin!!
And Croissant?
I love muffins... blueberry, cranberry, banana nut... I miss NYC.
lol mizro, what's wrong anyway, everybody loves muffins 
studmuffin, that's my favorite flavor, mmm...
She was beautifull once. Now she looks like a Japanese cartoon figure.
i only chose the name cuz that's what my bf calls me 
Oh, totally, Youri... Kabuki all the way.
Or is that bukkake? I always get them confused...
The look of suffocation is not pretty. She needs to stop now. Her and Joan Rivers and that cat lady should start a line of oxygen tanks.
They never will let Elvis rest in peace, will they?
She looks like her ex son-in-law wacko jacko
The Muffin: I love muffin-TOPS, not to worry.... Banana-nut rocks! White-chocolate pecan slays!!!
lol. i like cranberry-orange yum!!
she looked even scarier than that on Larry King. My God woman, it's ok! You're over fifty! Everyone knows!
She is drinking the blood of virgins b/c I've NEVER seen this vampire-esque sheen on the other plastic freaks!
The Muffin: Get an avatar!
Ann Rice should write another vampire book, with her in it... She's nasty. Lestat wouldn't won't that.
actually, now that you mention it shell, i just signed up to get a gravatar, i'm just waiting now...
lol softness
The Joker!
no katie, the joker is cameron diaz remember? silly girl
shes 60??? wow, i dont know it looks unnatural, like a mannaquin head. but honestly if shes 60 she looks good(?)i wonder what it looks like in person. HAHA... it. i ment her face.
hmm I wonder if she's pulled so tight she has an orgasm every time she blinks? Better yet, do you think she can blink?
I am digging the goth look
Pathetic. Her husband (the Doctor) has hired 2 thugs to collect a young girls' hands to complete Priscillas transformation.
Damn! I wish I knew about this board back when she was on Oprah. I bet the ridicule was something to behold.
i wonder if elvis was still alive, would he approve of all this plastic surgery.
p.s. elvis was hot at one point in time, before all that viva las vegas shit.
I think the Scientologists did a botched botox job on her.
Oh, and she is not a widow! She divorced Elvez before he died.
dont call her the widow of the king - she is the divorcee of the king! only the drunk daughter has the money. alll she gets is cash from Dallas and Naked Gun residuals
She should just live in actual bubble, and say fuck it.
She actually looks good for as much as she has been nipped and tucked. However, she doesn't smile anymore, I wonder if she can smile or if her doctors warned her not to....that face could tear in half.
Priscilla WAS a stunning woman!
Now she just looks stunned.
Gorgeous lady.
She looks ridiculous, horrible, shocking. I think it's fucking insane the lengths that women will go to to stave off the aging process. You're 60 FUCKING YEARS OLD, BITCH. Come to terms with it, already. Jesus.
this is SO scary...
She looks afraid to smile! Maybe the botox WON'T let her.
Can she even blink?
is that at madame tussauds?
Wow....yeah, she just doesn't look real, total wax figure. Its not a bad job, at least her lips aren't overly trouty. Wow...but very not-of-this-world.
Egad, I've got it! She's one of the un-dead, it makes so much sense now!
Is her jacket made out of a bedspread in the line?
I loved her in the Naked Gun movies too... but I really loved her on the Dallas TV series... She was a beautiful actress. Now, she's fallen into the trap of plastic surgery and Botox. I love her but hate the fact that she didn't have enough confidence to age gracefully.
Mrs. Depp 
Oh, I thought you said "Freeze" not "cheese"
I think she looks great. Isn't she in her late sixties? She may look a little tight, but compared to other women her age she looks wonderful to me.
Plastic surgery is fine ... if you do it right. Priscilla has ruined her natural beauty by putting on those FAKE big lips that make her look more of THE JOKER than anything else.
Hollywood is going way overboard with botox. The young ones are doing it too. What's up with that?
This china doll look probably looks scarier in person. Who would make love to that now?
Hey kids, speaking of Priscilla... Meg "sucker-fish" Ryan will be on Oprah Wednesday. Please watch...her face is freaky as fuck. MK, I expect you to tear her into tiny little shreds.
Mulva - thanks for givin MK the heads up! That's somethin I would enjoy seeing!
What the hell is wrong with her mouth?
She used to be hot and still would be if it weren't for all the damn 'work'.
When will these people learn?
Ummmmm. . . I'm pretty sure that's a mannequin.
"I vant to suck your vlood..."
She has the same plastic face as Michael Jackson. Poor Lisa Marie probably thought Michael's looks were normal after growing up with this freak.
Ginger, if only it was a mannequin....
Are you kidding?
Sorry but that is really what she's done to herself.
awwww if she doesn't stop she's gonna look like Joan Rivers - and that's not a good thing! Yipes
I work in rehab and she resembles a patient who just had a stroke--not a good look
I've seen these plastic dolls around where I live and in person you can tell they're much older than it seems on the surface. It's in the eyes. You can fool the camera with the makeup and lighting, but without the barrier of the lens it shows. There's a woman around here who's gotta be in her late 60's and altho her skin looks taut and smooth and the eyes are well lifted...her glossy old eyes tell the truth. It's freakishly unnatural. Actually it's quite gross.
Hey Mulva...weren't you on a Jerry Seinfeld show..Ha Ha!! Just Kidding.
Hey look..Caspers mother has reincarnated into a plastic barbie
I read her book, "Elvis and me" when I was in 7th grade and I've loved her ever since.
Um, I thought she died.
Pass the sugar: No I wasn't on Seinfeld. You're thinking of my sister Bagina.
OOooooooh maybe she did Coco. That would explain a lot!
Take your plastic mask off bitch.
i don't think she can move any part of her face since it has so much plastic injected in it..
The problem is she, doesn't look normal, so what's the use of getting all of that work, and have everyone stare at you like you're plastic. Why can't people just grow old gracefully!?
I want to hear her say "Priscilla Presley picked a peck of pickled Plastic surgeons" 3 times fast.
OMG Lady Stoneface is her new name. I wonder what the ad campaign is for these new sheets?
"You can iron & stretch these sheets almost as many times as my face has been?"
BTW, Elvis would be turning over in his grave if he knew all the monies that are generated by his estate go directly to the Church of Scientology.
Isnt that special??
"We know for sure now that Elvis Presley is in fact, dead, cuz if he wasnt, Michael Jackson would be."- David Lee Roth -1994
Yo.. For real... I'd hit it.
I heard that there might me a underground porno with Priscilla and Flava Flave. That be some hotness G.
i thought these were photos from the unveiling of a new statue at madame tussaud's. she's waxy!
OMG...she looks horrible! Why the hell do these celebrities keep doing this to themselves...she used to be attractive...grow old gracefully mean anything to you?
Mulva...your hilarious
damn, she is botoxed as fuck!
She looks like she has had some re-constructive plastic surgery to fix the "Joker-esque" look that she once was sporting.
She just seemd so sad inside.
OMDG!! -- she looks like she came straight out of the wax museum!!
Mulva: Yeah, I was kidding. Though I did think it was a wax statue of Mrs. Presley when I first scrolled down.
Damn! Pete Burns is looking so much better...oh wait...wrong post...
Or is it?
(insert Twighlight Zone music here)
I'm gonna get me some of what she got when I'm sixty ya hear! I think whatever work she's done looks excellent. Good for her.
I see a bit of Cher in the cheeks and mouth and eyes. A bit of that redhead desperate housewife. At first I thought this was about Lisa Marie and I still thought she looked very preserved for LMP's age.
i can't stop laughing... where do I begin...
she's a fucking robot!
why not sheets at target??? y'know out do martha!!
pp!!! LOL
i just cant stop laughing!!!
I saw her a couple of weeks ago in Vegas with Lisa, Lisa now husband and Lisa daughter. Oh my!! It's truly scary what they look like in person. I kind of feel bad for her.
She reminds me of Christina Applegate's impression of Cher on SNL in the early 90s.
the stiffness in her face is more than likely due to her face-lift/s (as opposed to botox) -- i can see the paralysis on the left side of her face. how recently, i don't know. but she is fighting the aging process like she's Sugar Ray Leonard. i don't have a problem with plastic surgery, but when it takes away your ability to make facial expressions, it's time to tone down the touch-ups.
What the hell, everyone? Isn't anyone else wondering how she managed to have arunway show for sheets and pillows????? Did she put them on a conveyer belt? Did she drape models in the blakets and have them walk around with the pillows in front of their privates? ANSWER ME!!!!!!!
She is pale as hell
ELVIRA!!!!
She was interviewed on TV here last night (I'm in Australia) and it was shocking.
She looks like Jack Nicholson did as The Joker.
He face was a white piece of flat plastic with strange lumps over her cheek bones. Her eyebrows were halfway up her forehead. Her lips are fat in the middle and thin at the sides and strangely still when she talks - she honestly looked like she was having trouble speaking.
She looked so grotesque that it was impossible to look away - it was like a freak show.
even her neck is smooth, eerie.
She's fast approaching the Jocelyn Wildenstein zone.
She's not a widow. She and Elvis divorced years before his death!
She looks so... young.
"it's only unnatural cause she looks so damn young. at least she's not stretched out."
salmacis | 02.28.06 - 12:27 pm |
agreed! she looks a bit like charlize theron here (or a relation)...it must suck when your mother is hotter than you. poor lisa marie.
wooooooow, it looks like lisa gave birth to HER.
her eyes look good, but her mouth looks awful. Usually the neck is a give away, but hers isn't that bad.
Why do people who do this think they look younger, when everyone who sees them says, "OMG, what have they done to themselves?"
What the hell is wrong with wrinkles anyway?
More than the botox, facelift, Jocelyn Wildenstein look she's cultivated, the thing that bothers me the most about this story is that Priscilla Presley is NOT A WIDOW!
That's just patently false.
Whoever wrote that story should be flogged.
Vampirella! holy Smokes, Batman, is she preternaturally preserved or what?
Once when I was a teenager I tried to dye my hair a lighter color than it was previously dyed, and it looked like that. Did she actually pay someone to fuck up her hair that bad?
Jan it looks bad. Jan=shell
Remember how pretty she was in Naked Gun? I almost can't remember when she looked human.
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