MK, Are you you feeling ugly today? This is the ugliest bunch of posts in a long time!!!
First
what a dude..
Ack the brows! Short hair is not Celine's friend. She looks rather horsey.
is celine dion even relevant anymore?
this may result in me handing in my membership card sooner than anticipated, but do the fags still like her?
did she borrow that wig from posh?
the brows are vintage vadge.
I have ALWAYS disliked her... There is nothing attractive, endearing, or interesting about her, IMO.
Good singer, but my ennui gets in the way of any Dion-appreciation.
She's so fucking annoying, everytime I see her I think...she looks like she's going to die this year...I sure hope so....but she hasn't!!
Morning Bitches!
EWWWWWWW!!!!
Gawd Damn, she looks like a HOT MESS!!
She can't even do herself well, why was she tryin to do Vadge??
Well, I love the Chanel she wears. Thats about it.
First off, why the fuck does she sing out of the side of her damned mouth? Ugh. And this was in the 80s when she was in her "teens"? Is it a Canadian thing or just a Quebecois thing to blatantly lie about your age? I just don't get how her pedo husband looks younger than she does.
I can't comment on this, my company's internet security is blocking the picture (LOL, not kidding).
DAYA, Take Her Back!!! I'm closing the borders!!!
OMG she is one of the ugliest humans ever. Her brows look fucked up.
Prico: FUCK no! she was exiled!, her fuglyness is very dangerous for Canadian public mental health!
Ok, I'm getting my rifle... I'm going nutria hunting in Las Vegas!
Is it a Canadian thing or just a Quebecois thing to blatantly lie about your age?
GrappleHooks | 03.03.06 - 11:28 am | #
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isn't that a bit of a generalization? yeah like americans don't ever lie about their age- lol
I loathe this woman. Every time I see her, on a talk show, perform, whatever, its like she is saying "Aren't you all lucky to see me. You are honored by me. I am God."
>pukes
If her tits hadn't been on the verge of popping out every 2 seconds I would've sworn that was a man.
Actually, tits dont change that.
That was a man!
Prico: I'd pay you if you send me a picture of her head displayed on your wall!!!
I'll have to remember to take a picture before I put the head on eBay.
Prico: FUCK no! she was exiled!, her fuglyness is very dangerous for Canadian public mental health!
Dayanara | 03.03.06 - 11:32 am | #
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hahaha
I'm not a fan, never was, never will be, but at this moment, I am feeling very embarrassed for Celine.
I HATE this woman and I'm embarrassed she's Canadian. 
you'll be rich.....you'll make like a penny!!
Actually, Daya... I'll just send it to you as a wedding present, how's that?
LOL (wickedness must be punished)
Well, that mouth would make a lovely centre vase.
You can turn her into a chocolate fountain.
I think she's so sweet...so I have nothing bad to say about Celine (or anyone else who gave money to the Katrina victims and didn't make a spectacle of it...) well almost anyone 'cept Sean Penn.
she ain't perty tat all
o my god.. I do not know what to say..ewwwww
NAh! I'll just feed her to the dogs in the back yard.
She looks like my Uncle Edgar, the one gramma wont talk about...
Daya: you'd feed them all bone and sinew? Damn girl, dogs need MEAT!
Right Miz, in that case...Prico: Go play soccer with that shit or something, It's not useful as a wedding gift, Send me a Bombero with a big Manguera better. 
Holy shit shes ugly! She looks like a french emporer or some shit. Talk about being a he-lady
Mr. Ed sings Papa Don't Preach.
How do you ladies compare to Céline, looks-wise?
She looks like John Lithgow in a wig. and I am much hotter and YOUNGER than Celine Dion.
brandon
well, i'm no lady, but i am a gal in some circles (daisy chains, for example), but my shits actually look better than ms. dion.
oh, and circle jerks
Brandon.. but you only dig guys right?
Personally, I look a lot better than she does. But my wallet sure doesn't! DAYUM!
PLEASE!...Don't send her back!!
She's had a nose job done since this video.
OMG I'm so surprised no one made this comparison...
She looks like Bea Arthur. BRANDON!!!! PUT A SIDE BY SIDE PICTURE!!
http://www.tropicanalv.com/
image...aarthur_pic.jpg
That was good. She sounded like Madonna, but better. The rest was pure Celine dorkiness. Did you know Madonna's mother and namesake was French Canadian too?
I never heard of Celine having a gay following, like Babs or Liza or Madonna. When did that start?
R u people 4 real? this was done in the 80's..people evolve..everyone wants to attack her like shes their ex lover or ex friend..you don't know nothing about her..plus at that point the girl(who was barely 1
didn't know one word in english...and she sang the song better than madonna..that woman has talent..LEAVE HER ALONE..
Maybe she's not a sex symbol... but she's more beautiful than all these fucking plastic surgery singer as Madge, Cher, Mariah and more more more. She's natural... i love you Celine 
That was a hell of a lot of ugly
Why?
I once heard a joke that is very true- Celine Dion is the poor man's Barbra Streisand.
She's got a fantastic voice.
SHE IS THE QUEEN...
QUEEN OF FUG
I am kinda ambivalent towards Celine, and she may not be the most naturally beautiful woman.....but she grew up extremely poor, with TWELVE siblings, and amassed her entire fortune from actual talent (her voice may not be your thing but c'mon, she can sing). I admire the shit out of her.
Think Shania, except Celine doesn't feel the need to mention her sob-story in every interview she gives.
This reminds me way too much of Ana Gasteyer(?) on Saturday Night Live. Ana was spoofing Celine. It was a talk-show set-up with "Celine" as the host, and she was talking to other musicians and, each time they would start to sing, "Celine" would interrupt and start singing their song in *her* own way. Again - this just really reminds me of that skit.
eyebrows = HOT
you should check out her clip for "incognito" it's a french clip obviously because it's really old and at the very beginning of her career but i catch it on tv sometimes. I'm from her hometown Montreal hehe. Explains why I would see it on TV. Anywho. Check it out and post it if you find it. It's the shit!
lol..this isn't the first time she's done some shit like that
Celine as Micheal Jackson
ROOFLES!!!
Goddamnit she's hideous! She looks like some bastardized version of Peaches or something.
this is a travesty
Here's Celine doing a mess of other parodies:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UiBxAINDb5k
OMFG.
Holy fuck she's a total MAN.
Brandon - I look like a hotter version of Celine but then I am a dude. LOL
Okay this site officially sucks. Where is MK? Why does the gossip here suck donkey? I'm staying away for a few weeks-- get it together MK.
Celine is just another fucktard.
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