Wow - talk about baby-steps to absolute and total ruin.
I was going to say that it was amazing she kept her clothes on for these pics but then I noticed that of course she kept her clothes on....she was doing an ad promo for hustler....sick bitch.
That baby is adorable. Hopefully Harvey doesn't know enough to be jealous.
Crazy! 
I like Jordan's hair now. I think it looks good on her.
Junior Andre is a gorgeous baby! What a little doll! Harvery is adorable, too...as an infant and now as a little boy.
Jordan is still a self-promoting skank.
Not to sound dumb, but she had a baby? Or, did they adopt?
OK..except for the ginormous boobies..what, exactly is she famous for?
Jr. Andre is VERY CUTE, even though he looks like his dad.
i wish she'd move here.
i think she needs some good old-fashioned amur'can attention
Skeez. Media-whore. Slag. Filth.
I hate her more than I hate Parisite!
Understanding they have different fathers, those kids actually resemble each other. The Jordan gene must be stronger than we think.
::: shudder :::
why are we always reading about this ho? WHY?
Jesus! She would dye her pussy purple if she's told there'd be 2 TV cameras. I hate her.
Her lil Junior is adorable...but whats the the last picture with him? I wouldn't pose in tiny shorts in that position with my infant....it just looks wrong!
Can you guys tell me who this slut slept with to get all this media attention? She's in every edition of OK it seems, not to mention every tenth post here at Dlisted... MK, is she your sister?
Hate her new look.
OMG! The Sybil and Kraft services comments were pricless. Gooddamn u are hot MK.
anyone else here watch her and peter on i'm a celebrity....? omg that was sooooo classic - how about when peter claimed he wrote a song in the jungle that he actually released years before? what an idiot - it was the greatest. MK, you have to get ahold of the series somehow, if you haven't already seen it.
It looks like Jordan's crazy fake tan rubbed off on her baby's face in a couple spots.
I dont recall my Mother having a Hustler Honey T-shirt she wore when I was a baby...oh well
So....what does she mean by putting her troubles behind her? Was she a drug addict and that's why her first child has so many problems?
I wonder if she'll ever get a nose job.
Hahaha! Harvey WILL tear little Junior's eyes out.
AHAHA I'm crying
OMG!
Jr. is Andre's spitting face!!!
Might be a stupid comment? but... who is she?
Again, is there anything this hooch does that is NOT a photo op? Bet she never touches that kid unless there's a camera around.
Why must she STILL dress like a whore while posing w/her baby? Hustler Honey? what a twat
poor harvey...
Mouse
this might sound dumb ..but who the hell is she?????
uhm.. didn't know she had another kid.. why didn't she just do one photo op with both of them? Do we even care?
serious ?: are women with implants able to breastfeed or does it make no difference?
Is it just me or does it look like the only time she's evne touched the baby is for that photoshoot? For such a loose woman she looks as stiff as Al Gore during the 2000 election...
I love how she uses her child like a prop. You know she's thinking "who the fuck is this little person"
She doesn't look like she even knows that baby, she's always looking at the camera.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ILuvMichaelK | 03.03.06 - 12:28 pm
Nicceeee one!!
Yes you can breastfeed with implants. I know many who have.
Nobody does the porno-poses with thier infant children like our Jordan! Right-o!
Also, if I am not mistaken, she HAS had a nosejob already.
I don't think her hair looks all that bad.
isn't she famous for putting a cell phone up her twat?
The baby is not so cute.
Awwww! Little Harvey was so cute as an infant! So is Junior!
Jordan makes me SICK! Look at the nasty whore posing with her infants, as if they are props. She does not care about her children. In a "Hustler Honey" t-shirt no less! That is so tasteless and inappropriate. Her hair is the color of diarrhea with corn chunks. 
O my god. She is totally hotness. That baby is so soooo adroble..And I like her new hair. That looks very nice on her. She is a lady, and u want her to the same hair style?
What a beautiful baby! I love him. And he does look like his father, only less gay.
Look at the way that baby is smiling. I would smile all the time too if I was sucking on those big titties every day.
who cares about this nobody.
first of all who cares about her? keep that shit in the uk. we have enough of our own untalented dumb psuedo-celebs here. second can you blame a girl for trying to not look like a tarted-up tranny hooker when she poses with her child?
OMG! That pic of her w/ the baby wearing Jenna Jameson's old makeup is PUR-RICELESS! I'll be she's got that shit 8 x 10'ed over her mantle at home!
That baby has the sweetest face. I just want to squeeze the little butterballs cheeks... and I like her new hair.
is it a boy or a girl? I thought it was a girl but everyone keeps calling it a he?
That's quite an adorable baby!
ugly baby and ugly mama
Who the fuck is this person, and why does she get a 24190348 page spread in a tabloid posing with her dumbass kids?
Her baby is beautiful and her hair would look nice if she hadn't been talked into those horrible orange stripes.
What the hell in Harvey's name is going on here?... too funny. I like her hair
damn i guess im the only one that loves me some jordan. viva la titays!
so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute 
Jr is so cute, poor Harvey!
I love Jordan! Her baby is sooo cute. I used to think she was a skank, but now that she is on Dlisted all the time, I've come to admire her in a weired, distorted way. I love her dreams of world domination. She is who she is...long live Jordan!
Did anyone notice that she and her baby wear shirts with their names on it?
You know she has her shoes labelled Right and Left too.
what happened to the one with her doing a line of coke off of the baby's tummy...
I thought you couldn't breastfeed with implants? Does it matter if they are silicone or saline?
You could probably feed with saline ones, but silicone seems like it would cause a host of problems to a baby....
Someone look this up!
That'll be UK OK, not US OK, in case you're confused as to why one of our (many) over-hyped talentless ho bag "celebrities" gets so much coverage.
She's basically signed her life away to OK because they paid for her wedding, her house, her boob jobs etc. etc.
She's a one-time topless model, but I have no idea why she's still famous considering all she ever does is bitch about other people.
She's like our own Parasite Hilton, except the Motel version
She looks a lot happier and more natural with her normal baby. That's because she didn't ruin its life by poisoning it in her womb.
My opinion too, B!
POOR HARVEY IS RIGHT! I FEAR THE BITCH HAS ABANDONED HER POOR DISABLED HARVEY FOR HER MUCH HEALTHIER CHILD. HARVEY IS IN LIKE FAMILY PIC. THIS BITCH IS UNBELEIVABLE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SEE IN THIS WHORE, M.K.
She's making eye contact with THIS baby...
wait..someone...did she HAVE these kids or get them from somewhere??
did they photoshop her in the pink shirt bc her stomach looks damn small, or is it just hollywood people who are that skinny? That baby looks just like his father, hes so damn cute and probably ways half of what she does.
She's like our own Parasite Hilton, except the Motel version
CarrotsnPeas | 03.03.06 - 2:05 pm | #
good analogy. Except Parasite is probably barren by now. I'm sure if she does ever manage to get pregnant it'll be an easy birth
That baby is co cute! I'm with you MK, bring back the cheap extensions!!
that hair. i think that's the thing now. flat as hell with highlights all 'sparatic' and shit. they keep trying to do that to me at the salon, but i tell them that i just want to stick with my triple-piggyback spiral perm.
planet salon bastards...
That's a pretty cute baby. Must've stolen him.
That's a cute baby!
I don't like the blonde in her hair or the cut...it could've been better.
Very adorable baby, how cute is he? awww! Jordan not so much, but still an improvement.
WHO is this woman you keep posting about?
she looks awesome
i love everything about her
she is like my idol
totaly
She may be a skank but she did give birth to 2 kids,instead of ordering them from a take-out menu*cough.meg**ang.cough**cough.etc*
that haircut is nearly the same one that all the unhappy 14 year old girls who shop at hot topic in my area have. straight, razored, dark, and with random streaks.
Can someone please fill me in on when she was pregnant? I have never seen pregnancy pics of her? And how come Harvey is the way he is?? And don't tell me he was born that way..what is actualy wrong with him??
That baby is damn cute.
The baby looks ok, but it's Mom looks like shit.
Baby is very cute!
she actually looks normal for once. I think she looks pretty without the globs of make up and skanky clothes.. she should do this more often.. but then the public would no longer like her.
Why do we need to care about this bitch? I'm sooo tired of seeing so many pics of her grossness. Please tone down the worship of this talentless bimbo.
Are you seriously wearing a shirt that says "hustler honey" with your kid??
Junior Andre?!
That's not the kid's actual name is it? Barf...
She looks more like mother
ok magazine must have an endless supply of scratch to constantly continue to pay this self promoting skag and to keep putting her on the cover....
the baby is adorable; but poor harvey...u know she wants to give his ass up for adoption asap!! she can't even stop being a hoe for the sake of this photo shoot (hustler honey?!) and why is she using her children like this any damn ways?? her man need to check her...
Beautiful baby!
Jordan is a model in the UK. She did Playboy once and she basically is just famous for being famous now. She 'wrote' her autobiography last year or the year before and it's called 'BEING JORDAN'. She had her second baby last year too. His name is Junior and yes he's a boy.
Jordan gets lots of attention in the UK because she is a celebrity here. She has some infamous rivalry with Vicky Beckham (Posh Spice) and once said she hooked up with David Beckham too, but that was denied.
Aw the baby's so cute!
Well, at least she's cleaning herself up a bit. No boobie spillages for now. I like her new hair colour too.
She looks more like mother
Polly
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Yeah, Mommie Dearest. She did drugs and drank while preggers with Harvey. Look what she did to him. He didn't deserve that - no baby does. And the genetics explanation for Harvey being blind, retarded, disabled, etc. Not buying it for a sec. SHE is the cause because the only person she really loves is herself.
Holy smoking shit , enough with this hobag Jordan. You waste too much space on her. She's boring as fuck. This site used to be fun , now it's a shrine to a whore. You're turning into Perez , MK
I didn't even know who this skank was until I came to Dlisted. I'm already sick of her.
Junior SOOO looks like a cute version of Pete!!! I like Katie without the extensions, she actually looks like shes her age--- with those flamable extensions and all the cake foundation she looks SOO much older... she totally looks like a typicaly 20-something Brit---also can I say in the most outrageous celeb wedding section of this issue of OK! they totally do NOT mention Jordan's-- hello it is hte definition of outrageous!
that baby was photoshoppped into these pics!
Wow....Katie actually looks at the baby in some of these pics, whereas she never looked at Harvey in the pics of her and him....I think that OK ran a while back?
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