So glad Brenna is gone!
And FIRST, Beyotches!
MK, you are killing me today? It is so Friday! have YOU been nipping at the Jesus Juice? FUCK, this is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO..ur soo right about Paula Abdul and her yaked out self/ vikiadin addiction
THANK GOD You reported on Paula. She was WHACKED last night!!!! She couldnt even talk!!! We were laughing our asses off over her!!!!
i kinda love how doped up paula abdul is. i think her and simon do amyls or PCP or D-Con or scrubbing bubbles before each taping, he can hold his shit together better, though.
why wouldn't dr. phil call her out on this?
did you hear randy after she finishes laugh-talking her way through it? he says, "exactly."
exactly what, dumb-dawg?
Brenna fucking sucks. She talked all this game, and then sucked. Sorry, sweetheart, but no one is going to want to sign a deal with the 15th runner-up of AI...especially with your fucked up attitude...you are NO Mariah Carey, bitch.
Brenna is completely classless. ugh. i was embarrassed for her last night.
but Paula? it's time to fire that bitch. seriously.
Oooh I wanted to slap Brenna too...she just seemed like she was trying to be like Parasite, posing and shit. Oh Paula was funny last night!!
fire paula.
hire whitney.
OMG, I'm so glad you brought up the fiasco last night!! It's the hot topic here at work today...what the hell is wrong w/ Paula???????
This is tame compared to how she was falling over laughing when the guys where voted out! Most night s she crying her eyes out when people are sent packing, but last night she was cracking jokes and could not even keep her head up she was laughing so hard.
Now I love Paula but she seemed drunk or something definitely last night. What was that commend about one of them eating pizza and the other ate salad all about?? And I'm glad that cocky bitch got voted off too! Go Chris! He's f'n hot!
Yah, and Paula kept on quoting Simon. Usually she tells him to shut up, but she kept asking him "what did you say...?" and then repeating it!!
Who's the bald guy that already seems like a rock star? My money is on him, what's his name, I don't get to watch Idol so I just saw a clip of him on the news.
He's Chris Daughtry and he rocks and he's the hotness.
Hire Whitney..I love it.
Any worker that went to their place of employment as fucked up as Paula was last night would be fired on the spot. The woman is a friggen train wreck. She needs mandatory rehab stat. I actually was feeling a mixture of revulsion and sadness for her. And as far as Brenna the butt-slapper, honey, with that 'tude you'd have a hard time getting hired at your local Taco Bell, graveyard shift.
Paula+pain killers= funny shit
This is from another board:
Ms. Abdul,
Your behavior on American Idol tonight was nothing short of embarrassing. In front of you were several young people, four of whom were about to lose the dreams they had worked for. They could barely hold back their fear and tears, and you stood up, punched Simon Cowell like a little girl, looked at these young people with eyes that were barely able to stay open, and made some kind of comment that they were there because they ate pizza or salad for lunch? Only later to make fortune cookie comments to another set of young people?
All the while in-between, the camera captured glimpses of you standing, giggling, smacking Mr. Cowell, and generally acting like someone who was incredibly "BLEEP" on something, whatever that something is. When Mr. Seacrest had a mature moment and called you down for it, you held your face in one hand and just glared at him like a three year old child who had been scolded.
You have been quoted in several online interviews as saying that your behavior of late is due to, quote: "her behavior is a result of Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy, a rare neuropathic disorder she was diagnosed with in November that causes debilitating pain.". - Well I'm terribly sorry, but I cannot for the life of me see where a "neuropathic disorder" can cause someone to joke about pizza, salads, and fortune cookies, in the faces of young people who are having the worst days of their lives. Stimulants and hallucinogens do this Ms. Abdul - not disorders.
I sincerely hope that the tens of millions of viewers who witnessed this behavior (literally) tonight get to see you in front of the camera next Tuesday night, apologizing for it. I then hope to see you walk from the stage, to be replaced by a new judge for the rest of the season, while you receive the professional help you apparently need for whatever addictions, not disorders, you are experiencing.
We are watching American Idol to see young talent make a name for themselves, and not watch people behave as though intoxicated.
Thank you.
Randys MD, well said.
...and she wonders why she cant get a freakin date?
Brenna is a fucking ugly whore. She can not even make it on the porn. I am sooo glad bitch is gone.
Brenna needs to choke on a big cock! Geeezzzz the bitch is annoying.
yes, i'm so glad everyone else noticed this too. there's no doubt paula was fucked up not only last night, but on the previous show as well. it was blatantly obvious.
Paula was totally OFF Last night - it was embarrasing!! So glad Brenna and that other girl are gone but I did not agree with SWAY being booted at all!! Sometimes the judges comments have WAY too much influence on how America votes... I could think of 3 other people who sang worse than him but didn't go.
Paula was also hanging all over Simon in the end...out of her seat on him....What the???
How did Bucky AKA meth mouth not get voted off last night? Sway is so much better than him! And has anyone else noticed that the Will kid looks like what would happen if John Mayer and Fred Savage mated? I think Chris will win it.
I didn't watch theshow, but was the whole pizza or salad thing a fat joke?
Someone please HELP ME !!,
English is not my first language. So I have hard time understanding when an American talk faster. So can someone tell me what just Paula said ???? she said something like “ Simon said one of them is 18, other one is exact” so I am not what she said and that does not make sense to me. So someone tell what she said .
I don't like that Kevin nerd...he should of gotten voted off..not Sway..Mmm sway..you sexy bald kid...mmmmm
Paula's not too smart.
Thanks taylorisbored...He had the crowd like it was a damn concert and can SING and performs, just a powerful performance. Anyhow, he will win, I call that shit now. If I owned a record label I would have called his ass 5 minutes after seeing that clip and told him fuck a bunch of Idol, let me pimp you out!!!!!!
Ok, playing fast catch up... I'm glad Paula is in the show. Come on, people, we need drama like this to make it more colorful! I'm personally sending her some oxycontin and ganja tea for next week.
Did she say "because one of them ate pizza"? That's the only part of her speaking that I could even decipher.
im pretty sure simon realised that paula was off her rocker and was totally taking advantage of that. he kept feeding her lines to say, and she was totally saying them. I think he was just having fun and screwing with her drunk/drugged/whatever ass! and it makes for awesome tv! lets hope he keeps it up...
Good idea for sending her a lil love package Prico!!
I was SO glad to see Brenna gone too. It's about Kevn's turn i'm afraid he's not even nerdy cute like John Stevens was
i think her quote went something like " because one of them ate pizza and the other one ate a salad"
The way I understand it, Paula is whacked out most of the time on pain killers...she usually talks like she is in slow motion.
I'm so glad you reported on this MK, I thought perhaps I was just not understanding WTF she was talking about. WHEW!! And could that Brenna girl have smacked herself on the ass any more than she did? Seriously. ..sing.. smack my ass... sing... smack my ass.. sing.. turn my ass out and smack it... sing.. turn my ass.. wiggle it..smack it. She's been watching too many rap videos.
Why is Paula on painkillers??
Paula jumped the shark 28 years ago.
Simon acted just as ridiculous as she did.
ohmy I totally agree, Sway did NOT deserve to go, that was some BS
Randys MD, well said.
Skankbot | 03.03.06 - 1:55 pm | #
That is an open letter on the American Idol message board that I c&ped here.
heather looks like a tranny doesnt she?
Was the fourtune cookie thing a racist joke? Sway does look a lil Asian.
ellaoy!! I totally agree with you!!
Isn't Simon out of the show after this season? Is he out totally, as in partnership too? I know he has that new inventors series coming out. Perhaps he's going to try and trash the show's reputation this year? Just a thought.
I feel like a complete pedophile for saying this, but I'd totally fuck that kid David who got voted off.
sway's filipino.
i've been waiting for that bitch brenna to get voted off since the first episode, and this is the only show i've seen since those laughable auditions.
and also that blonde tranny with her hair crimped like this is the year 1984 - good fucking riddance!
and, it's a real shame that paula would trash the greatest thing that's ever happened to her.
and, it's a real shame that paula would trash the greatest thing that's ever happened to her.
i love paula.
but, i wuldn't let her drive me home.
Sway was hot!! And Chris the guy who went last - good lord he's a hottie too. The guy who Simon said had the X Factor - the kid with rosy cheeks and curly shoulder length hair - he maybe be cute to people but he did not sing well. And Chicken Little While people think is "cute" should go too... They will all be narrowed down eventually but I favored Sway and am sad of his departure.
Paula's definitely on painkillers... supposedly because of Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy, which I believe, but no doubt she's taking way more than she should be.
i think meth mouth is hot, and i think ryan seacrest thinks so too.
OH I saw SIMON On a Talk Show - and they asked about his comment to a contestant during auditions where he said they had a "personality of a Hippo" - and he said that sometimes they get Bored - so one of them throws out a word or a phrase and that person MUST use the word or phrase in the next audition or segment. He got the word Hippo and hence told the kid he had a personality of one. MY point - I wonder if aside from Paula being high as a kite - the Salad and Pizza Comment was a Word game w/ Simon & Randy... because they all chuckled when she said it because it made no sense.... Just a thought Sorry for the book!!
meth mouth = not bucky...the other meth mouth. the penis beard one.
Simon is playing the best game of "Simon says" with Paula
Sway didn't deserve to go.....I liked his ass better than that nerd's.
~ohmy~...
That explanation actually makes a lot of sense...when Paula said that, it is like there was some hilarious inside joke.
I liked his ass too...
I am equally disturbed by Seacrest as well. He's like all over the guys this season, and it's really getting unconfortable to watch. He all but ripped the clothes off of Will Makar. I mean it's all good, but didn't he learn from Paula?
"i love paula.
but, i wuldn't let her drive me home."
tim | 03.03.06 - 2:52 pm | #
Now that's funny!!
Brenna needs to take that pubic haired mop of hers back to the ghetto section 8 part of NYC ... bitch needed to shut the fuck up and FAST!!! SOOOOOO obnoxious ... nasty ass mutt. I hope her plane crashes on the way back to NYC!
I was hoping for the tranny to go home....now she gets to keep taping her dick at the back and wearing those ball-pressing dresses...oh well.
Brandon - I don't even want to know all the crazy shit on your hard drive dude.
THANK U AMERICA FOR VOTING OFF BRENNA. THAT HOE WAS ANNOYING TO ME AND THE BITCH WILL ONLY MAKE MONEY IN UNCUT VIDEOS AND CHEAP PORN. SHE COULD NOT SING ANYWAY. SHE SHOULD HAVE GOT CUT ON THE FIRST RUN
Daya, which one is the tranny? The tall girl that plays sports? I think she's kinda pretty. Or do you mean someone else?
Naughty: NO, that tall girl is pretty, I mean the girl in the bottom three....THere was...Brenna, Heather and the tranny, I don't remember her name...but I know it's a tranny name...I just know it.
Gosh, I've already forgotten who the 3rd one was. DAMN! My Tranny-dar must be broken again!! But I will keep my eyes open 
I don't really know the rest of them. I liked the tall girl and the nerdy guy that didn't get booted lastnight makes me ponder... whyyy?? I liked the crooner that got booted.
Im glad someone else noticed Seacrest molesting all the guys too. Creepy.
Naughty: Do you have a tranny-dar??? Holy shit!! and I thought my big-cock localizer was the newest gadget.
I've always noticed how Ryan Peecrust
is all over the guys while keeping a "professional distance" from the women. I also noticed that from the first season on, he always manages to wipe the sweat of the sweatier guys.
He pretty much had a fetish party with Ruben Studdards sweat. I'll never forget when he wiped the sweat off of Ruben's face and rubbed it on his own. Perv.
... what the hell is that supposed to mean?
"Simon says that it's because one of them ate pizza and the other one ate salad."
Is that even what she said? I can't hear it for crap - I need captions, damnit!
Great point Liberessa!
Did anyone else notice him pulling ones guys shirt out of his pants and trying to undo his belt? I though he was gonna blow him right on national tv!
Thats exactly what I thought Randy's Doctor!
Paula is a lying, phoney, nutcase. She's had every disorder and uses them as an excuse to be "high". I thought she was CURED from her so called pain over a year ago so why is she still taking drugs???
Good riddance Brenna!
Hey, im commenting.. hows it going? pretty good over here.. anyways.. dunno much to say so hello Adios
... apparently I don't need captions ... that *is* what she said (right?) - still, it's hard to believe. -_-,
I think they were in a light mood because they didn't have to judge last night. I think all Randy, Paula, Simon, and Ryan were all acting silly. I do think they had some inside joke going about "Simon Sez"
Isn't Paula crazy like that because she's on heavy medication? Something about a crazy painful back problem. I just feel sorry for her crazy ass now.
Daya.. you so silly
Brenna..you gots a good name kiddo and that's all is ever going to happen for you except if you want a singing job at the Ranch in Vegas!
Ryan also hugs the guys a little too long
Tranny = Kinnik
And Taylor should win.
this chick is so lame
i mean i sow only one episode in wich she was doing thoose poses like she was in photoshoot
and she is just pure trash
bitch talked the talk but hey what doesh she know
noone voted for her
ahaha in her face
*sarcasm*
So glad Sway and his pointy bald head are gone!
KINNIK!!!!! That's the tranny's name...thanks Amanda.
Thank god that idiotic bitch Brenna is gone. She acts like a stupid, spoiled 10 year old. And she looks and sings like a man.
So long Menna!
Oh just so glad breena is gone. She should have been gone last week.
Paula's mind is going, going, gone!
PSA: Don't do drugs.
hey, mk
stop your drama, don't hate on brenna, i absolutely adore her, i worship the ground she stands on, lol, she is way cooler than your bitch, whatever her name is.
anyways brenna was according to simon "it factor" materials, she was totally drama, i loved that, i wish she made it to the finals. i would definately buy her records, ok maybe not, but i would definately watch her reality show on mtv, u know she is going to get one.
My husband always says Paula looks fucked up and I think she sounds fucked up but last night took the cake. She squints her eyes and rolls her head around and the only fucking thing she ever says is "you're a joy, I love you, congratulations." I could be a better judge than her. And Randy Jackson. All he says is "uh, i don't know, it was a little pitchy, it just didn't do it for me tonight." how fucking bored are these judges? Without Simon the show would really suck. And Brenna was a dumb twat.
You know those judges all take tokes before they watch those singers. Well, maybe not Simon.
i don't watch AI but i didn't know they let he/she's on the show....
You'd have to be drunk to make it through a taping of that stupid show! But more importantly, you need to have many many DEAD brain cells to enjoy watching AMERICAN IDOL--the first season was okay as a goof...but by now the whole thing is tiring, boring, and incredibly scripted.
Hey rats, I feel ya. But I still like to watch just for those few moments when someone is really good, like Chris Doughtry last week. I wanna have his fuckin' babies! (but I think someone's already got the job)
Lol, both of them should be eliminated anyway, they're the weakest singers.
StoneyBaloney...may your wish come true. But why not just fuck his brains out? No need to bring babies into this!
"gottaluvsimon" you forgot Randy's "DAWG" comments....please shut up Randy,PLEASE
yo dog,Dogpound is this fuckin Arsinio Hall? oh yeah..didn't Randy have by-pass surgery? he used to look like a deflated balloon.now he is getting plump again!
Im soooo GLAD that fat ass Brenna is gone.I know she felt like shit when they broke it to her,and im soooo happy that not to many people in america liked her either !!!
AI lost me after the first 2 were voted off.. The 2 best looking girls in the whole bunch, and they could both sing good, oh well...
1) Ryan has hugged girls on both the past two results episodes. I paid close attention to this because I thought he was just doing it for the guys, too. He was a bit "more" on the guys than girls but he did hug some of the girls.
2) I LOVE it when Paula goes a bit off her rocker. It's hilarious and anyone sitting at home taking it too seriously should just chill. The fate of the singers IS serious business but they know the judges aren't making fun of them and their outcomes.
3) Chris is the HOTNESS!! He just may win it all. It's too bad he's married already to an older woman.
4) Ace is also quite hot but he's going to have to step up his game or he's going to go home sooner than he thinks... but I'd seriously hit it until he sang like a little girl.
5) Kinnik is SOOO Atlanta-fied. (I'm from Atlanta so I can say so.) She's got her drag queen makeup on and her half-priced weave (which is why she's always wearing a hat or turban or scarf or something). She's going home soon if she doesn't stop playing around and show some talent.
6) The Michael Bolton/Michael McDonald love child had better get some originality fast or his gray-haired ass is going home on a Greyhound bus!
7) I'm addicted to this show but I hope some other network does one with older singers. I'd love to see some of them get this type of national exposure.
Brenna was so fucking arrogant and I hated her. I am glad she is gone. The blond sucked with her singing. Did anyone see the size of those legs on Medina or whatever her name is???? Paula was acting out of line and did appear to be on something. I am serious. I hope she was reprimanded.
Sadly enough, someone WILL probably offer Brenna a record deal, or cast her on some UPN show.
Also, could Paula's odd behaviour be attributed to yet another botched manicure? Who knows. Sometimes her quaaludes take, other times they don't.
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