haha
I love W, and feel superior because I have had a subscription since I was 13.
But they are starting to piss me off.
She used to be so cute.
over it..
I think I'm going to start refering to Jessica as Zoolander. I think that is blue steel in the third pic, and it looks like she whipped out Magnum for the cover
what exactly is her talent?
MK! I actually laughed so loud at your post, my poor cat yakked again! HAHAHAHA!
The dog is in no way, injected, bleached, implanted and probably knows sit and stay and the difference between chicken and tuna. Unfair comparison really.
I like her, but the hair is doing nothing for her here. Her boobs look really big and kinda saggy in that white dress.
Hahaha great post MK!
Lord have mercy. We're talking about Scarlett's boobs but check out the knockers on Chestica in the halter top!
hellokitty 
Just another mouthbreather.
Wow, upon looking at photos, I've realized that she really thinks she's a model.
They do look saggy in that white dress. Considering they're not, that's kinda sad.
MK, come on! That dog's eyes show more sings of life, not to mention BRAIN ACTIVITY, that that half-dead trannie corpse on the cover.
I think if I didnt want people to know that I had work done on my face (or even might in the future and didn't want a comparisson basis), I would not want an extreme closeup like that so people can memorize every feature.
most boring photo shoot ever. did they even do her hair and makeup? bust.
I think she looks like shit in these pictures. Her hair especially!
i used to really like her hair, but now i can't stand it
Wow, she looks really bad, for her! That's saying quite a bit.
WTF with that gawdawful hair? It looks like a horse's mane...Mr. Ed much?
the dog looks about 10,000 times better than her!
I didn't know Jessica could lick her own nose! mmmm
OMG! Salad Fingers! You just reminded me I haven't checked to see if there are new episodes in WAYYYYY too long! YAY! (I hope there are)
Is that a mole on her face or a zit? Because I don't recall her having a mole. She looks very Marilyn Monroe in that first pic.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course...............
la di da de da!
wtf is up with her hair YUCK... and CLOSE YOUR MOUTH she always has that dumb look on her face
the dog is MUCH prettier, cutre, smarter then her...
That one is just a bad pose. It's like "look at my elbows". Tyra would make this girl cry over a lame ass pose like that.
I wonder if this nitwit KNOWS how much she is ridiculed and disliked?
The doggie is CUTENESS!
This silences any thought that maybe, just maybe, she did not have her lips done.
Please don't insult that beautiful dog!
PRICELESS!!!
is that your dog?
The last pic is by far the best.
Chestica has to be a tranny!! damn!
No. It's Mouse's mut.
shes only cute shes not beautiful so shes unable to pull off those type of poses. man anyone that is in the press is suddenly a huge fashionista, gorgeous and needs to be put on fashion covers...hence hilton and richie as well.
Some freaks are really in Love and obssesed with mouse....Mouse baby...I wanna be you! 
They are beautiful.
I think the doggy woggy is cute and with better hair!
Daya, *big sloppy kisses*! HA! I already thanked the Academy so........ Me and Eddie Munster. Where is that bitch, anyway?
EDDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Does anyone else think she's trying to look like fishsticks platrow? Does she think if she tries to look like her that people will think she's a "serious" actress. You know she totally thinks she could win an oscar one day.
she so loves herself. i agree pageantgal, she really thinks of herself to be a supermodel. what a delusional bitch.
what do these people have against mouse?
get rid of the hair extensions horsehead
who's creating ruckus for mouse? leave her the fuck alone already.
star you're mouse, moron.
what does mouse have to do with chestica?
am i missing something?
i usually just ignore the back-and-forth banter
that cocker spaniel pic was funny!!!
She looks so coked out in all of these pictures.
Go to the Church of Annette, Mouse and Shell have some crazy comments. Shell has 100 comments on her. It's pathetic.
dlistedbitch- HOLLA! Ignore it, sweetie. I am too hot and witty and smart for them, and they hate that shit.
Death - getting old, yeah? NEXT!
Mouse is 48, too old to blog.
I don't fucking know what's wrong with some losers.....we are here talking and making fun of Chestica, and some idiot comes writting shit about mouse.....Seriously, I bet they printed her avatar and look at it every day.
She looks like Anna Nicole!
grossssssssssssssssssss shellllllll
no wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
star you're mouse, moron.
star is so ugly | 03.03.06 - 2:37 pm | #
wow, did i just get mouthed off too?
get the name right asshole, that's death to star jones, to you fuckwit.
I would love to hunt down the IP addresses for different people on here and compile a list of who uses how many names. I know I don't switch my shit and I'm guessing the only person who does is the one complaining about it.
Notice the headline on the magazine: "Jessica reborn." As what, a cocker spaniel?
I saw an interview where she said, "I just woke up one morning and I wasn't in love with Nick anymore."
Damn, that takes me back to junior high. I'm surprised she didn't make Cacee go tell him, "Jess said she doesn't like you anymore. Nayh, Nayh."
Whatever happened to, "Until death do we part?"
Rabies - just like they'll cut us off at the path to bitch about us saying something personal when nothing personal has been said to start with.
Scarlett is still hot amongst all this stupid arguing, people.....
maybe it's the dog breath that made nick leave chestica...now it's all coming together.
hi mouse, they're ignored. no dramas here.
RABIES IS DLISTEDBITCH= SHELL
dlistedbabe - how many different kinds of an idiot are you? I have NEVER posted on any blog but this one and I would never lower myself to post on Annette, for God's sake! I may be a Bitch Goddess on there but I leave Brandon alone. Freak be way too out there for me.
Mouse is 48, too old to blog.
ref | 03.03.06 - 2:41 pm | #
Way far south of that, useless. You need to go. I hear your mommy calling you in for snacktime.
wow, this is the first time that I have been accused of being Shell. Wtf?
Rabies - it's just because you said something they didn't agree with.
OK, this is how it goes....if we say something they don't agree with, we ARE shell.
Everybody...
Ignore the haters...they love it when we argue back with them...let's talk about the poor maligned cocker spaniel that MK thought was Chestica.
me too rabies. or am i replying to my own post now?
I have nothing to hide. In correspondence with MK, I used my real name and my screen name on here so he knows who he's talking to.
I wonder if Chestica can do that with her tongue?
Jessica looks stoned out of her wits in these pics.
In the fourth picture, it looks like tube socks hanging from her chest.
rabies, that IS chestica.
Here we go again....guess I can kiss this thread byebye
She has nice breasts.
The dog has got the vapid bimbo look down to a tee. It must be Chestica's.
It seems she's trying too hard or something..
http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=...?type=one&
i=632
That is still my fav. animal/celebrity reference though
CRAZYCAJUN | 03.03.06 - 2:57 pm | #
She does!
i think the shots are all taken from that angle to cover up her hideous nose. but now she looks like she's trying to be all seductive and shit. gross.
BITCH!!!
Rabbit, what you can kiss is our collective ass.
Oh and MichaelK totally knows my real name, where I live and what I look like. WOW! And so do a lot of the regulars on here! Funny isn't it? youmustbejealouscuzwedon'tlikeyourass. Deal with it.
Does this cocker spaniel totally have wall eyes or what?
Mouse, I don't know what wall eyes means but Jessica should take some highlighting tips from him.....
Death - totally. I've seen pics of her when she really does look seductive and this so ain't it!
Ladies, I really enjoy your comments, just ignore those stupid fucked up trolls.
Walleyed means when your eyes go in two diff directions, Crazy.
classic!
soboredrightnow | 03.03.06 - 3:02 pm | # Thank you.
Does this bitch have a wanky eye?
Mouse - what cocker span...OHHHHH!!! Thought they were all Jess. btw, fuck em - love ya bitch!
Chestica looks so stoned in the third pic.
Right back atcha, NoAnjl! I kinda feel sorry for the cocker, being aligned with Chestica!
Bad MK, bad!
Rabies, thanks for the link to Paltrow. If the acting thing is completely dried up she can probably still get some work with Coca-Cola.
Again, I envite you to check out this link for a way better comparrisson:
http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=...?type=one&
i=632
PETA is going to get you for this one!
hellokitty--no prob. That one made me laugh so hard. The saddest part is that I actually didn't notice for a few minutes!
By the way you guys, I love Mouse, Rabies, Daya, Prico, Death, etc. You remind me of trying to get the teacher off-topic in school. Always the highlight of the day. Fuck the haters.
hellokitty | 03.03.06 - 3:14 pm | #
I love you too. 
In the fourth picture, it looks like tube socks hanging from her chest.
heartsflowers | 03.03.06 - 2:57 pm | #
Oh heartsflowers...you made me laugh tears.. 
Her boobs look like two papayas hanging from a tree in the halter picture.
hellokitty - love you right back! *hugs*
Was Jess hittin the pipe before this photo shoot?
And just like the dog in the last pic, chestica has also been humping on everyone...That maroon 5 singer, Bam magera, johnny knocksville (sp?)..
Hearts - tubesocks!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA and Hello Kitty - right on!
i just give up. we're stuck with this talentless bitch, like it or not.
There is a striking resemblance between Chestica's fugly hair and the dogs ears.
What is wrong with her mouth? Did the colagen freeze it in that position - or was it something else??????
KeLLKeLL and NoAnjl...
Thanks!
Anon 3:37 - I think she's saying "DUHHHHH"
HUH? Did she lose all her facial expressions in the divorce, along with all her money?
Wow, she can no longer smile. Interesting.
Mulva - WTF - I'm leavin again bitch! Boss is out today so Imma sneekin out to happy hour!
Have a kick ass weekend my hootchie mommas!!! Until next week....
Bye NoAnjil!!
Mouse!!!!
Hate her Gov. Ahhhhnold chin.
thepuppy is freakin adorable!
Bye Anjl...ya dirty slut! I still have an hour to do!
Oh Bye NoAnjl my friend!! 
That dog is so cute! Too bad Jessica does not have enough coordination to lick her lips,pant and give her paw.
That cocker spaniel is 100x cuter than Jessica ever thought of being.
If you forget that whole total retarded idiot part of Jessica's personality, I think she doesn't look half bad in the photos. Although I'm very excited to see the "pre-photoshop" versions of those photos. It's amazing how they can erase those dumb ass skank facial lines from her face with such ease.
Ulgy, fishlips. Why does she even get Covers... (Sorry, i forgot "Pimp" Papa Joe)
She should leek her sex tape already, the one were she eats out ASSlee & gets it from behind form her Pimp Joe.
She always has her mouth open...she tries too hard to have a pout...YOU'LL NEVER BE ANGELINA BIOTCH!! Lol. She's fug. Her new nose is better than her old one but it looks weird on her face. The tip is too weird.
Her eye makeup is all wrong too.
I never would've thought her the one to get plastic surgery...but it looks like she got her face entirely reconstructed.
All of you ugly bitches have nothing on Jess. The cocker spaniel is adorable and so is Jess! I bet she can take all of your boyfriends, if you guys have boyfriends!!!
She might want to chnge her expression once in a while...dumb bitch!
i say the dog pic looks so artsy
jessica is just plain.........
booring
this chick got no personality
and why is she on the cover of W
what does she promoting? her divorce
and why is nick on teen people?
seriously thoose scham holywood wedding have to stop
i still think branglina is as fake as tomkat
all i can say
is poor kids
That very last picture of her is soooooo hawt!!!
Oh, MK, how many ways do I love thee? This post is way #1.
That dog had me in stitches!
OMG - that is too funny!!!
The bitch in the last picture is prettier.
I have lost all respect for W. It was a one of the few magazines you could actually still find articles in. And it is very easy to find.
I understand at last what the "W" stands for!
Waste of space
and
mediaWhore
it all makes sense now! JS should be their mascot
Oh come on... the dog is way cuter and smarter than that dumb ass bitch.
Anal you got your funny looking face reconstructed. wtf why do everybody think this girl got her face done over. Did a plastic surgeon stepped forward saying he did Jessica, like the plastic surgeon who gave Sharon Stone a face lift. NO JESSICA SIMPSON DIDN'T HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY, SHE JUST GOT BETTER WITH AGE, GOD BLESSED HER HATERS, GET OVER YOURSELVES!!! SHE LOOKS WAY BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU, WHILE YOU'RE HATING ON HER SHE'S GETTING RICHER AND RICHER!
www.goodplasticsurgery.com and www.awfulplasticsurgery.com, Giggles. Don't fall over yourself when you see the results. Oh, and put yourself in the shoes of a plastic surgeon. If J.Simpleton went to your office and asked for privacy, wouldn't you want to keep it secret so that she'd come back for more (which she has and will)?
can she bake a cherry pie?
Xan, when you're famous like Jessica, the papparazzi will always be in your ass, the way the cameras followed her and her soon to be ex, they follow her even more now. wtf, How do you think you found out about people like Farrah, Jennifer Anniston,Brittany Murphy,you know I can go on and on. The tabloid people on tv and the publishers have spies that go to hospitals and they pay the doctors to spill the beans on their patients, that's how plastic surgery secrets get leaked out. NO SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY SURGERY. Jessica is a liar, but when i seen her on Letterman and he asked her, she said if she did somebody would have leaked it. She was blessed by God like she always says. I don't know about you and the rest of the bloggers, but she's telling the truth on this one.
Daisy Duke trying to be classy!! CanNOT stand this woman, W must be getting desperate. She ruins everything that she does, not only movies but now magazines, and she ruined Nik's life too, I hope he takes this beyotch to the cleaners!
You mean that's not really an outtake? I thought that was her dog before I read the comments. The look on its face is priceless. It must be thinking about peanut-buttered vulvas. I want that dog (unless he really has been licking twats).
wow, jessica's really hot in the last picture and who knew she had the talent of licking her own nose....
first of all Giggles, Jessica admitted to filling her lips. Get with it. Jeez. Second, She IS zoolander. That is def Blue steel in every pic!! Every pose she has that same stupid look on her face....ooooohhh how artistic.
ROFL!
That last outtake is the BEST photo of the photoshoot!
I was working the other day with the radio on and her Pizza Hut commercial came on. I vomitted all over my shoes. Her voice is as repulsive as her and Daddy Pimpson doing it doggie style.
That second pic looks like she's getting off righteously on some Oxycodone.
That dog is totally licking the last of the peanut butter off its face after licking it off Chestica's cooch.
Something is "off" in Jessica's face. I've always thought so. Her eyes are a little loopy. The space between her upper lip and nose gets really weird when she smiles. Maybe those things in combination do it...or maybe the inability to get her personality out of my head, makes me think she's overall unattractive. That being said, her body is fucking insane. The outfit may suck, and she may look stupid in it, but her body always looks good. On top of that, her hair almost always looks really good.
As for these pictures, at least she isn't smiling. Otherwise, I think her hair looks HORRIBLE. I would like to note that this is the ONLY time I've ever hated her hair. I would be pissed if someone did that to my hair for a photo-shoot. And where did that mole come from???Overall, she looks bad...
Swiss Miss, okay yes she had her lips done at one time, I guess, but as far as a nose job, give me a break. As far as her having the same expression, I don't see that going on in her pics, once again another jealous girl who has no self esteem and just want to bring somebody else down just to make themself look good. All of you losers on this blog are pathetic. I bet all of you fucktards live in the hills in caves.
These people on this blog have no life and no prospects, they're not living, they're only existing picking up their welfare checks and doing gang signs up in there hills, feral loozers!!! MK go nosh on a dick!!
JS is no natural beauty. She has also had a nose job, an eye lift, and a breast lift. Goodplasticsurgery.com has some good pics. Girl was cute, then she was pretty after the first few surgeries, but now she has gone too far and looks rather mannish. Her body will always rock, though.
Jess, obviously you're below average and I bet you tip the scales at about 250, and your nutsacks alone weigh 50 pounds! Why don't you and all the rest of you trannies, get lost and go lick up britney's baby's shit, you manorexic,pre-op asswipe!!
These big doofy ass fags on this blog have nothing else better to do but put us little women down, because they feel inferior, and worthless. Jessica is like 5'2, It's always been this way, that's why Jerry Springer always have confused clowns like this bunch on tv, just so that us petite women can laugh at your big manly trying to be women asses! MK WISH HE COULD BE JESSICA AND ALL THE REST OF YOU UGLY STUBBLE WEARING PRE-OP TRANNIES!!
"Jessica Reborn!" - ROLMAO. Well, at least she isn't sporting that dumb-ass open-mouth 'smile' of hers.
She will never be as hot as Angelina. No matter how many pounds of collagen she pumps in her lips.
i cant get eneough of jessica im in love with this chick she is hot
god youre an idiot giggles. most of the posters here are women. dumbass.
Giggles = Papa Joe.
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