yup
second?
fourth?
She still has a cock
oops!!!
Rita's the best thing in this pic....scary....
fifth!!!
I saw this pic of Hanks on the news thia AM - he looks like some severe-shit!
I never thought I'd actually say "Fergie looks good". Gulp.
DAMN IT!!!!
Another thing, why did they cast him in "DaVinci Code". WHY??
she looks nice... it helps that she didn't pee on herself this time
I bet if the photographer panned down, there would be a big yellow puddle of piss! That's why Tom Hanks is grimacing.
another Forest Gump photo effect
What is with that hair. It does nothing for him. Fug.
that's funny because when she was with wild orchid twenty years ago or kid's incorporated she was kinda cute...either the other chicks were butt ot she's older than dust!!!
Tom Hanks wife is hot though, can't imagine having to bone him, I don't care how much money he's got...that hair had to go!
She looks evil.
Tom. What the hell happened? Is he drinking? What else could explain the radical change in his looks?
Drinking destroyed Mel Gibson's looks.
Walk away from the bar Tom.
I hate Tom Hanks!!!!!! He is such an arrogant piece of shit! None of my friends understand this, they like him and I don't get it! He just sucks! Ok I liked him in A League of Their Own, but only for that lump three feet above your ass comment. But it's not like he was witty enough to write it!
Why does Fergie always give the cameras the same look? She's not Zoolander so it's not flattering at all. As for the best looking person in this pic, I'd have to say it's Will.i.am see as how Mrs.Hanks is about a millisecond away from a nipslip. Her kids (does she have kids?) must be mortified.
yeah no frickin' kidding he makes her look good, he is mere steps away from marilyn manson i swear
Cut out the 2 in the middle and there's a hot couple.
Seriously she is much too old for that ingenue pose.
Why does she always tilt her head down like that? It makes the top of her head look like something out of Alien the movie. Creepy. But, I never thought she was terribly ugly to start with. So shoot me 
Miz, I am with you on the Da Vinci Code. I'd rather a non-famous actor so that they can focus more on the story, than who is in it. He better not blow it or I'm gonna flip out.
hellokitty | 03.03.06 - 4:09 pm | #
be nice if she was looking up for a change, im still on the hunt for pics of fergie pissin herself if anyone can help?
Tom Hanks totally rock my world as an actor. He is one of the greatest actor in Hollywood. And bitches..his new look is for his upcoming movie ( “The Da Vinci Code” ).
hahahaha! Google that shit, blue
Just put in
Fergie Pissing Pants in the images search. Its fricken hilarious cause they try to say its 'puss sweat'
She's a tranny too, who cares.
Naughty: Does your tranny-dar beep when you see Fergie?
wow - i take it this bad hair is for the role he's filming - so will tom get his gazillionth oscar for being all actorly and growing that ugly assed hairdo rather than just donning a wig?
Now Horse Chick, I'm sure you meant 'bitches' in a nice way
No, Daya, but it is possiby broken
"tom makes good light"..........hilarious!
thank GOD there are still a-list actors like Tom Hanks around, even if he does look a little rough.
Sorry guys, but she looks so hot in that picture. I know that she is still a tranny but standing next too his royal fugliness, she looks great.
Both..Tom and Fergie have talent. When you clean up Tom a bit he is just as sexy as Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And Fergie's beauty is just breathtaking. She is such a beautiful person.
What in hell happened to Tom Hanks? Fergie's dress looks like the material on my grandmother's davenport! (KATIE!)
NaughtyVoyeur : No, I did not say that in a sweet way this time. I usually do it in sweet way, but this time I kind of got pissed off, because some of them here do not understand why some actors has some crazy new look ( they do it for the movies they re doing). Some people should try to find a reason why they are doing before they say “oh this person look shit”
But Horse, you're turning on your peeps? Of course we know it's for a new role. I'm sure Mrs Hanks wouldn't let him walk out of the house looking like that otherwise. But, we come here to mock-n-pick. Besides, I refuse to be in a 'bitch' category because I don't like Tom. I much prefer 'independent thinker'.
Tom looks F'ed up. Is he wearing a wig?
woopee
But Horse! You gave me an idea! Perhaps Fergie always poses that way because she is trying to land the role of some freakish big brained Star Trek character? Hmmmm... Interesting. Oh, or maybe she thinks making her brain look abnormally large that we'll think she's wicked smart?
I will miss little bunny foo foo. Who elese is gonna come up with things like Davenport?
Fergie's trying to hide her adam's apple by that tilt.
Tom Hanks should NOT have been cast in that role. Ed Harris, maybe. Tom Hanks, never.
And why - automatically - a white guy? I'm guilty of this, too. Why not Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington or Lawrence Fishbourne (for a crazy mutha fucka spin)?
Jess, I just did above. Well sort of. I mean, shit. Whatever. LBFF will be back, I bet. In some form or another. Maybe as a moldy muskrat?
tom hanks looks nasty. buffy (or hildegaard) would NOT be proud.
finally, peter scolari, you can be proud!!!
It could be worse. She could be standing next to Tom Cruise.
NaughtyVoyeur : I was not calling everyone one bitch here. And if you read all the comments above, you will find that some really had no clue why Tom has that new hair style.
And remember when Tom Hanks was winning an Oscar every freakin' year?
He would pick his Cause of the Year, influenced by which movie he had won for, and then use his acceptance speech to preach to everyone.
He lost me at "Hello".
Tom is just another bitch that went under the knife. And he de-kinked his hair.
Dumbass.
***Some people should try to find a reason why they are doing before they say “oh this person look shit”***
Ohhhh... He's getting PAID to look like shit. Unlike K-Fug, who does it for free.
I don't care what reason that man grew his hair out, but it's disgusting as hell. He could atleast wash it.
Fergie's head looks like it snapped off and was awkwardly placed back on her neck.
Damnit I was lying and no one pointed me out on it...both are fug..
As far as deserving Oscar attention for radically changing one's looks for a movie role..nobody touches Christopher Bale for "The Machinist"..god what a radical transformation..then he goes and gets muscled back up for Batman begins. Christopher...you are hot shit.
Bug Spray -
NV: Grrr! 
Hanks in DaVinci... pffft.
I saw a pic of him and the girl in The DaVinci Code - WHAT a mismatched pair! He is too old for the part.
I didn't even recognize Tom Hanks -- at first I thought that these were just random people holding a Fug Convention!
ILSA!! Random Fugs!!
I think Tom is missing teeth.
Oh my god, they look like the cast from "Devil's Advocate 2: The DaVinci Hump".
There is something sexy about Will I am.
Am I the only one who doesn't hate Tom?
Even Rita Wilson looks grossed out by him. Yup, he'll be sleeping on the couch for a while.
Maybe he can hook up with Hildegarde.
Bonnie Blue : No, you're not. I love Tom
Thanks Horse Chick...I thought I was all alone.
Tom is aging. Love his movies.
That hair MUST be for a movie LOL -
what the fuck happened to him....hahahahahahha...what a sceez, he should throw the f-in towel in bums i see on the on the train lookin through garbage or playin a guitar for money
YOUR SO FUCKIN' MEAN YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!
wow...that's tom hanks? guess he's been eating all the cash he's making
..."Seriously, she should haul that man around wherever she goes. He's like good lighting."
THAT made me laff right out loud.
What an odd looking group of people. Rita looks like she is haning on to Tom for dear life. Tom looks worse than he did when he was stuck on an island for 18 years, and Fergie looks like a cone head. That other guy's blazer and re-run hat are just not doing it for me, either.
she still looks like mr. ed
so does shell
The above comment was brought to you by Tammy from VA, aka the brangelina stalker.
Same retarded way of writing. Same stupid obsession with Shell.
Go away Tammy. No one wants you here.
What film is he in the middle of making, The Munsters?
Tom Hanks looks dumb.
I don't think Hanks can even help her!
Tom Hanks is a talented man who has made his millions.
Tom Hanks looks gnarly with that stringy hair. But he's better than Fergie.
she looks like a drag queen with too much makeup, how old is she really 50? seriously, the only reason i think she is younger is because of her hot body, but sadly the face says otherwise. lol
fergie only looks semi unfortunate looking in this picture, tom looks unfortunate looking, period.....
Poor Tom desperately needs a hair cut. That look is not getting it done!
tom hanks was so appealing as a youth, now he looks like he's been beaten and raped by an ugly stick...or like he's still in character for forest gump
i hope the same thing doesn't happen to tom's son, collin, cuz he's a cutie ...
That's Tom Hanks?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!1!1!1!ONEONEONE
It may be because i'm hideous to look at and i cant get a girlfriend that i am actually very attracted to Fergie!
Goddamn Tom , lay off the booze --it's only 5:30 am.
If Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan filmed a sequel to "Sleepless in Seattle" or "You've Got Mail" they would be virtually UN-RECOGNIZABLE!
Very sad!
yes- You are right on that OneVooDoo! What happened to Tom?
Fergie....gets picked on. I saw her in concert and had a great time. She may not be perfect - but who is? She does pretty damn good. I would like to see those who criticize some of these people sing and dance and perform for a crowd!
did fergie sober up for this union???? i bet u she wearing depends under that dress.. and that lovely shade she choose.... matches urine so well...
Shemp!
I agree with szig, Fergie's ingenue stance is absurd. She's a silly cow anyway. I saw a preview of DaVinci Code, that's what T.H.'s hair looks like. Could seriously use some product.
man im telling you look at tom hagerd he looks like a hitman or something
so does shell
fright night for old shell | 03.03.06 - 7:49 pm | #
^^^ Prime example of my stalker... the one who follows me everywhere I go... isn't she pleasant??
Damn,i was thinking about stalking Shell!! 
Shell, do you want me to stalk you? I am bored and lonely and need something to do today! lol
Just luv ya girl!
Why does tom hanks have keanu reeves's hair on top of his head? Did keanu pass on davinci and they told hanks he could have it provided he had keanu hair?
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