You know, I like Nick and all, and I feel really bad after the Jessica thing... but Kristin is like 19 and he's, what, 33? Maybe it's just me but that just seems a little bit disturbing.
I think this is just a rumor..people take things too serious..nick and jessica cant be seen w/ anyone of the opposite sex w/o them supposdly fucking that person...ted casablanca had an interview w/ kristins ex brody in the awful truth and he made a joke about kristin and nick dating..i dont think its true
I'm sure anybody would be an improvement to the vapid pea brained Chestica.
I highly doubt this one, but I love it all the same. I hope Jessica is eating her heart out now. She really fucked this one up.
downgrade
So, Koi uses the same cups as Taco Bell for Nick to take his Pepsi to go?
Kiki Cavalleri is at MOST 19. He's like 32 or something. Who is Nick trying to be? Jared Leto?
Justina, I didn't see your comment before I posted mine...clearly, I agree.
Good call, La. But I spy the KFC Kernal on there. Nick sure knows how to treat the ladies right.
I never noticed how big his snoot is!
I know a lot of people don't like her and claim she is on minute 16, but I think she's cute and he deserves to be happy so if it's true then all the best to them.
Yeah, but Mouse, you know what they say about men with big noses. 
Nick is practically a pedophile. Just kidding... there are plenty of guys that like 'em young. I used to like Nick because he always seemed so mismatched with Jessica... come to find out, he's just as dumb.
BTW, her head is about 1.5X too big for her body. And what's with khaki shorts mixed with evening wear?
As far as I'm concerned, she's on minute 90 of her 15. She is the worst thing in Hollywood. She didn't even WIN or participate in a reality contest. She's just a spoiled bitch.
I confess, I got sucked into watching Newlyweds (I know, I know)! And I always thought Nick was kind of patronizing to Chestica. But as time went on, I realized how annoying it would be to live with someone with the IQ of a McNugget.
And then I read an interview she gave not long ago where she said, "I just woke up one morning, and I wasn't in love with Nick anymore."
WTF? Is this third grade? Did she send her BFF Cacee over to yell at him, "Chestica doesn't like you any more, nayh, nayh."
Geez, Chess, remember those wedding vows? C'mon think hard. You, know the big ole party when you were dolled up in the designer dress and your hair looked spectacular and you had on the bestest shoes ever? Yeah, there you go. For better or worse, in sickness and in health till death do we part...
Or, not.
Bug Spray, I DO! 
That was a total bonehead thing for her to say but then again, being boneheaded is her specialty. BTW, I responded to you on the Brit thread.
Okay, yeah, Mouse would hit Nick.
I saw that Mouse, and I replied to you. And I see that MK is there now, too, asking questions.
Hell yes, I'd hit Nick. I'd make him all sweaty and breathless and just wear that boy right out. He only THINKS he likes young chickies. Wait till he sees what kind of tricks we old broads know. Heh.
i would not take this seriously..thats a bunch of bull ..kristen is way too immature
LA that's the first thing I spotted, and I know Taco Bell WAY too well!
nick was probably walking 10 feet from her in the same building and by Gossip Rag standards they are now "Hooking up"
i don't buy it.
I don't buy it either, frankly.
Bug Spray - picture it. A gorgeous 19 year old guy with NO experience. Oh what could we teach him? Talk about making someone your bitch! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Shhh - my BF will freak if he sees dat!
Bugspray:
So so true.
HAHAHA... we are evil, sick and twisted women. I love us.
Let's all make him our bitch. I'll bet he's *up* for it. Heh.
HAHAHA! Bug Spray - HARVARD! I told MK that. When I read that I almost snarfed my latte. Fuckhead. Racist fuckhead.
I'll make the OTHER Nick my bitch. Hell yeah! I am such a dirty bitch,
TEAM NICK!!!!
Hey, I have an idea. Let's get both Nick and Drew and snarf us a Lachey sandwich! YUM!!
Who's hungry?
Me! Me! *waving hand in air*
Damn you, Mouse. Now you made me crave a mocha, and I have to run to Starbucks!
Lachey sandwich and peppermint mocha? WITH WHIP of course. Muahahaha....
You know, after all this medical stuff is done and I actually have to start working again, I am really going to miss playing around with you gals on here so much.
Bug Spray, she probably sent Nick a note with boxes on it for checking Yes or No.
I don't love you anymore. Do you still love me? Because if you don't love me, I really don't love you, but if you love me, then I might love you.
Check Yes or No (with a box by each)
Do you want a divorce? Because if you do, I'm going to tell the press I dumped you.
Check Yes or No
you guys are hillarious this morning!
Well I was going to say that Nick could do better, but what the hell do I know... The tabloids are so quick to have people pair up that they could have just been out for some fun....If he likes her I say go for it..Nick gets a lifetime free pass in by book for putting up with Chestica for 3 years
ROFLOLOL!!! Cherry Milkshake!!! I'll bet she DID!!!
Hey, is it okay to post links to other sites here? Because there is some quality eye candy over here (and I have no personal or vested interest in the site -- other than the obvious).
http://www.celebritymalemodels.com/
ROFLOLOL!!! Cherry Milkshake!!! I'll bet she DID!!!
Hey, is it okay to post links to other sites here? Because there is some quality eye candy over here (and I have no personal or vested interest in the site -- other than the obvious).
http://www.celebritymalemodels.com/
Cherry Milkshake | 03.04.06 - 1:14 pm | #
That sounds so like her...
Bug Spray you can post whatever you like unless it's hate or something promoting Perez or Brandon. Otherwise, have at it!
I don't know how that posted twice. Guess my puter hiccupped. Sowwy.
Hi Mouse and can I get in on that Lachey sandwich *please* especially if it comes with a peppermint mocha WITH WHIP
yeah, I'd hit nick too.....even with KFC for dinner! he just makes me feel all warm & gooey!
TEAM NICK!
AHAHAHAHAHAA! Tell ya what. I'll take Nick Lachey on the bottom and Nick Carter on the top, please. Oh and make that to go.
Wow. This is nice, people. We're having fun and no one is slamming anyone! 
Perhaps he did go all out. Maybe it was one of those newfangled KFC/Taco Bell combo jobbies. Then she could have her choice of the finest fast food.
Mouse, i'll take Nick on the bottom too, but i'll have to go with Paul Walker on the top! that man is PURE eye candy.
and you're right..it's great chatting with crazy HORNEY folks without the drama!
I like Nick but he's a perv for marrying Jessica (just because she was a virgin). But he learned the hard way that you MUST test drive before you buy. Anyway, this is one more example of his semi creepiness if, in fact, he went on a date with Kirsten (who is 19 and he's 32).
Jess | 03.04.06 - 1:40 pm | #
after living with Chestica for 3 years he has lost his ability to eat REAL food and can only exist on a diet of fast food..
Okay, so I just applied for my gravatar. How long does it take to get rated? And it looks kind of stretched out of shape. Maybe I need to photoshop it or something? Eek. I'm so technologically impaired.
Wow, this bitch really wants to be famous...
I read that he dated Chestica for at least 3 or 4 years before they got married. And at the end she was the one always trying to get him into bed. (Can't say I blame her.) But he kept saying no because of her "vow" to be a virgin when she married, and he knew she'd hate him in the morning if he gave in. He can't be that dumb, then. (Although the poor sap DID marry her.)
He's more than okay in my book.
Nia? Paul Walker? A little help here?
Bug Spray - you need to size it. It can't be any more than 80x80 pixels. MK set his parameters for that. And it can take anywhere from a few hours to a few days. I actually have three of them! My last one was a total hit and sometimes I goof around and switch them. Yeah, I do have a life but apparently not an interesting one.
Although, they might not be sleeping together. I've heard the amount of money some men are willing to spend on a date is directly proportionate to their perceived chances of scoring. He must not be hitting it.
Nick seems genuinely nice and I think he was way hurt by this. He has a brain in his head and I just knew when they got married that it wouldn't last because if you are smart, being with a stupid (no matter how hot they are) just doesn't work in the long run.
Thanks for the avatar help, Mouse. I got it sized right and my fairy isn't squashed looking anymore.
Huh. Did that sound dirty, or is it just me?
On topic: Nick with whipped cream and chocolate syrup!
I knew it wouldn't last after watching Season 2 of Newlyweds. They both kept treating each other with too much disdain.
My dh and I got married when I was 18 and he was 21. (Good God, we were infants!) 29 years of married life later, and we're still going strong.
(No, wait, I was only 9, because I'm not that old. LOL!)
There have been rough times, and times when we actively disliked each other. But you gotta hang in there and you gotta have respect for each other!
I also think her creepy papa got into the middle of things and messed it up.
Mouse | 03.04.06 - 1:46 pm | #
Paul *freakin hot* Walker was in The Fast and the Furious I/II and he was in Into the Blue with Jessica Alba....if you google his name and go to images you'll see what im talking about
Bug Spray, let's look at this. If you were a dude and your father in law constantly talked about how beeyoot your wife's breasts are, wouldn't that creep you out? Papa Joe is a total daughter-fucker. I mean EW!
Oh and I'm glad you sized your fairy. That shit cracked my hot ass up.
I think the horrible holiday sweaters they forced him to wear for those holiday specials were the last straw. What self respecting man wouldn't run for the hills.
Oh
my
God.
Were those specials the most FAKE shit you ever saw in your life? They mae the Brady Bunch specials look natural!
Thank God I never saw one. I have just seen pics of those godawful sweaters on the net. I sure they were awful.
He is hot. JS is to dumb for this man.
wasnt that kristin chick in utero a couple weeks ago? and isnt she just as dumb, irritating and useless as jessica? please upgrade to a real woman nick.
anyways I dont buy any of it
Jess, you are one smart person. I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry when I saw these two supporting the "troops". That pissed me off. They totally used these people who are serving this country and made it into the guise of "international friendship". Hi! How about ending the war, stupids!
Sorry guys. Walking it off...............
What kind of car is Nick in? The seats look broke, like some crappy Sentra or something. I hope his alimony comes through so he can buy a better one.
^
Anonymous | 03.04.06 - 2:43 pm | #
Oh, yeah, Mouse, if I were Nick, I'd quietly have taken out a contract on Papa Joe.
He's sooo creepy. Just the look in his eyes makes my skin crawl.
LOL! On the holiday sweaters. Reminds me of Bridget Jones. 
like I said before..Nick gets a lifetime free pass from me after having to deal with the Chest and her father...anyone is an upgrade as long as they don't come with a creepy borderline pediphile father(yuck!)
Okay, I will admit it, I watched both Laguna Beach and Newleweds! I am a reality show addict. So at first, I felt sorry for Nick, but Kristen is a spoiled, sheltered, snobby, elitist girl who was fame-hungry...just like Chestica, so I guess he just likes dumb bitches like that. I think he dates younger women because he likes to control, but he is making the same mistake by dating a similar girl to Chestica, and it makes me not respect him as much, because in a way, he is sort of asking for it.
I confess, I got sucked into watching Newlyweds (I know, I know)! And I always thought Nick was kind of patronizing to Chestica. But as time went on, I realized how annoying it would be to live with someone with the IQ of a McNugget.
Bug Spray | 03.04.06 - 12:51 pm | #
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I thought he was a jerk to her too at first, because she was always "SO NICE" in the media. But then, I thought about it, and realized, she's really dumb, and lacks common sense. She couldn't even budget her money(first season when they were poor)!
She's a spoiled brat, and probably has nothing to offer in a relationship.
I have to admitt I watched Newlyweds a couple of times *hides face in shame* and the episode I remember the best was when she bought 1K sheets...Nicks expression was priceless...Nick was raised knowing the value of $, being raised by a single mom who struggled, but Chestica was raised to find a rich hubby so she wouldn't have to think period! She could just buy someone to think for her(ie:an assistant)
AND HER DADDY IS A FUCKING MINISITER! God, did I even spell that right?
Mouse | 03.04.06 - 3:39 pm | #
I KNOW!
And he constantly talks about her DD breasts(Yuck!) ..that s*it is NASTY!..makes you wonder what else is going on in that house?!
Nia, we do NOT want to know. But he only fingers Jess. I guess Asslee is smart enought to know that it's WRONG for a daddy to diddle his daughters!
Chestica's been slutting around long before they even seperated. I say have fun Nick and wear a rubber!
Nick was lucky to get out when he did ..I think he loved her and wanted it to work, but when you have to deal with a smarmy father-in-law..well you have to draw the line somewhere
Nick tried to get her to go for marriage counseling for three weeks after she told him she wanted out. He even BEGGED her and said, "Isn't what we have worth fighting for? Isn't it worth working it out?"
Bitch wouldn't do it.
So much for the nice committed Christian girl.
***AND HER DADDY IS A FUCKING MINISITER!***
Hee, hee, Mouse, that must be a new denomination I've never heard of.
I think they would make a cute couple but shes kinda wild.
Y'know, Nick's profile is just tragic.
No, I don't think he's a particularly handsome man, although he seems like a decent guy. The thing is, to look at him from the side is yucky. I won't bother pointing out specific things because you can see for yourself.
He has a lot of money now. Maybe he should invest in some corrective surgery.
Hey, I know. Let's hold a charity fundraiser and buy Chestica a brain!
THANKS Bug Spray! I knew I was spelling it wrong. I am such an assholio.
Yeah, But Marie, he's got a bod on him that won't quit. I actually like his face, it's strong and very masculine and not femmy like a lot of current Hollywood favorites. And his eyes are gorgeous. But you could always just put a bag over his head and stare at his gorgeous pecs if you wanted.
Mmmmmm. Pecs. Mouse loves her some pecs.
Did you hear the article where he said they played kinky sex games where he wore Chestica's shoes? Ewww. I wonder if he looks at a girls shoes now when he is picking her up
Yeah, Storm I wondered about that. What kind of kink would require him to wear her shoes? (And how the hell did they fit on his feet?)
Maybe they played "Daddy and Daughter" and Chess was the "Daddy and had to give Nick a spanking."
Oh, gawd. Why, oh, why did I think of that? Now I have to go wash my eyes out with soap.
Aw fuck, Bug! I need a shower after reading your last post!
I'm sowwy. Please pass the anti-bacterial soap...
Ped-O-Philes R Us.
Agh.
While we're raising money to buy Chestica a brain, we could also take up a collection to geld Papa Joe. "Help the Simpson family."
I'd contribute!
Bug Spray | 03.04.06 - 4:19 pm | #
LMAO!
love your fairy by the way
Fairy fairy kwite contrary, how do your pubic hairs grow...........
OMG, we totally have the ingredients for a new reality show, starring the Simpsons.
"The Wizards of Odd"
Chestica's lookin' for a brain.
If only Asslee had a voice.
Glinda the Good witch is just itching to cut off Joe's nuts.
And poor little Daisy the dog wants NICK to get custody of her so she can get out of the looney bin of fugs!
I think UPN would buy it.
Yeah don't forget about the diddling daddy!
Nick Latchkey
With silver bells and *cockle*-shells,
And sweaty nekkid hunks all in a row.
Okay I admit it. I am secretly married to Lachey.
No really.
Mouse, can I come over and borrow a cup of husband?
Bug, yeah but you need to hurry. My OTHER husband is due home any minute.........
I have to "bug out" for a while. Heh. I'm scheduled for surgery on April 3rd, and I'm supposed to be getting a lot of stuff done between now and then.
But this is a hell of a lot more fun!
I'll be back later!
Bye Bye Bug
Link to Chestica's "W" interview:
http://www.style.com/w/feat_stor.../
full_page.html
My favorite quotes by our gal the brain surgeon:
“I love this house so much, and I think it loves me too,” she says. “I used to be a scaredy-cat. If Nick was out of town, I’d always go stay at a friend’s house or my parents’. I never wanted to be alone. But now I crave being alone. No matter how much money I make, I want to be in this house for the rest of my life."
Like...uh...three years? Cause that's how long her "lifelong" wedding vows lasted!
And...
According to Cacee Cobb, Jessica's laid-back attitude is what has allowed Simpson to withstand the pressures of stardom. "She never gets overwhelmed," Cobb says. "The house could be burning down and Jess would just say, 'Well, where do we go now?'"
More like, "Doh! The house is on fire. Where are the weenies and marshmallows?"
What's really scary? Her brainpower is genetic. Here's her mom's take on the divorce:
Her mother, a devout Christian who has often extolled the sanctity of marriage, actually seems proud of her daughter for leaving the relationship. "It took a lot of strength to know what she wanted to do and divorce Nick," says Tina. "For any person, it's a difficult thing to do. But I always tell my girls to trust their instincts because women have an innate sense of things."
Hey, that's what my mom always said too. Do whatever your instincts want, no matter who you have to screw over.
Can you stand one more? OMG...
The new, self-possessed Jessica is determined to decorate her home herself. So far, she's got a rocking chair and a flower box made out of a white picket fence, both of which she found in January when she rented a bus and spent eight days antiquing on the Northern California coast. Simpson brought along a few friends, including hairdresser Ken Paves and her sweater-wearing Maltipoo, Daisy. "I've realized," she says, "that if it doesn't have heart, it's not worth having."
No brains, no soul, no heart. You lose, Chess!
At 16, two years before she released her first album and began dating her soon-to-be ex-husband, Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson got her own checkbook. "She bounced all the checks, so we thought it best to wait a while," says her mother, Tina Simpson, who swiftly confiscated it. "She has not ever had one since. Funny, huh?" Now, almost a decade later—having made millions and become a household name based largely on that ditzy blond persona—Simpson is finally ready to try again.
"She asked the other day for a checkbook, and I looked at her like she was kidding," says her assistant and friend CaCee Cobb. "When I met Jess she didn't know how to do anything for herself, because her parents and then Nick always did everything for her." The two proceeded to spend an afternoon debating color schemes and background patterns, and soon Simpson, like most 25-year-old women, will be able to sign checks for herself. It might seem like a small step, but for Simpson it's a symbol of her new desire for independence.
Look! Chess is all grown up! She spent all day picking out checks and a checkbook, just like a real grown up. Does she wear big girl panties, now, too?
Must. Go. Vomit. Now.
good for him. nick needs a lot of new pussy to get to uber-bitch jessica outta his system!
Bug Spray | 03.04.06 - 6:29 pm | #
Anonymous | 03.04.06 - 6:34 pm | #
LMFAO!
I think Nick is handsome and sexy looking. Jess must think there are a lot of men out there that will put up with her nonsense. I think she will be a Pamela Anderson type in Hollywood, just making it on her looks and being passed from one entertainer to the other.
I want to knock him down and sit on his face.
I LOVE LAGUNA BEACH!
not another blonde bimbo... Nick really knows how to pick em.
You know, I like Nick and all, and I feel really bad after the Jessica thing... but Kristin is like 19 and he's, what, 33? Maybe it's just me but that just seems a little bit disturbing.
Seeing as this was the first comment, it was the only one I've bothered to read so far. That said, I dunno what the general consensus is here, but Kristin is a consenting adult. But then you made that point for me by pointing out that she's 19. I'm not trying to flame you, but if she were 15 there would be a problem. This certainly the first time (or the last) that older guys have hooked up with younger girls in Hollywood (or anywhere else, for that matter). As long as they keep it legal there's nothing to bitch about. The girl is hardly naive.
Now, if Nick only thought brains were as attractive as boobs, he might stand a chance.
I just read an international survey that said the #1 thing men look for in a woman is looks. But the #1 thing women look for in a man is a good sense of humor.
hey what's he doin in his lap? Is he sorting the seeds for his ganja. What a TUNAHEAD. he's not hot he's a feeloadin fug who's wife worked her ass off even though I dont like her either, they
'll both end up in rehab. tunas.
hey and to boot, looks like he forgot to use his NAPKIN by the looks of the corners of his mouth in the pic.RICH-a-ho'le
a few things...
nick has a great body, but his face...not so much. would still do him, but reverse cowgirl or something...
kristen who? from laguna bitch?
i love kfc/taco bell!!
"jessica's got dd's...you just can't cover those suckers up!!"--joe simpson, preacher/youth leader
Hasn't he learned his lesson about dumb blondes? Geez.
oh man i am so sick of that chubby skanky cavalleri skank who insists on sucking-- i mean scraping the bottom of the barrel for her Z-list fame.
good move, date lachey for more pics in mags....come on, fatso, ever since your silly show was cancelled you havent been in the media...except for pretending your against fur...hmm.. and what were all those jackets you wore in the fashion show ?????? stupid cunt
someone should tell peta!
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