thats a screen grab from the video...not very nicely done either....she deserves soooo much better
and hey Dlisted- be nice to the woman who invented pop culture as u know it.
EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!
Woah... Very Scary
Her face is starting to look a little alien...and by alien I mean fucked up.
She looks like an alien!
LMFAO!
what the hell happened to her face...she's all squished
who would put that s*it on their magazine cover
...that is some scary S*it..
Do any of these women ever wonder why they get mugged by gays left and right everywhere they go?
CALL MOTHERFUCKIN MULDER AND SCULLY! we got a live one here!
i cannot believe that madonna would allow this to be published... if she knows. if not, i would love to see the bitch fit that she's gonna throw over this.
Paint her face green and you got an alien from Area 51.
man in black, LMAO!!!
good to see her true un-airbrushed face for once.
What happened to the top of her head? She's all cheeks and eyes.
lisa kudrow on mescaline.
Guy actually sticks it in this alien?
man in black | 03.06.06 - 10:16 pm | #
LMFAO!
What in The Fuck???
Thought she was a control freak
She could not have seen this shit
"One eyed purple peter eater"
I'm more interested in the Luther Vandross story.
G.damn - dreadful photo!!
LOL! man in black, ROFLMAO!!!
haha, this is so great, she looks even more like shit than usual!
Holy shit, she looks like a Sim when you fuck with their faces
Doesn't she have a say in what the picture looks like before it comes out?? Or do they just do what they want with her mug?
I love Madonna... and this is just ridiculous what they did to her face.
EWW she looks like an annorexic albanian wearing a wig
We love you Madonna...Don't listen to these haters.
They changed her face because she does look like an alien very strange, I still love Madonna though.
I HATE HATE HATE the one-eyed look.
Poor Lordes, nothing worse then having a mother that embarasses you at her age. And I'm talking the hair, the make-up, not the publication. Could you just die for the child?!!?
Why did they do that to her?
I thought the gays loved this bitch?
Whyyyyyy?
Flippin' re-dickulous! And speaking of dicks....
Penis! 
what the fuck is wrong w/ her face there?
Someone smushed her head
She looks like an alien in that pic, Yuck
That is absolutely the most HORRIBLE picture I have ever seen of her. The hairstyle has got to go!! It's awful!!! How did the magazine ever OK this picture? Are they fucking blind!!!!!!
That's highlarious 
On that note, I'm going to bed.
too much AIRBRUSHING!
it should flatter, not distort.
She is entirely TOO skinny, and her face is morphing into a replica of "Mr. Ed".
A HORSE, IS A HORSE, OF COURSE OF COURSE!
, man in black! Who the fuck did she piss off in the photo editing department?
Looks like an alien.
it looks like someone took her jaw away
i would sue somebody if i were her..
Vadge: The Granny Tranny!
Face it! she's NEVER going away!!!!
I can't wait to read about Luther. Madonna sit down please. back to Luther...I saw him and a flashy male at Roscoe's in LA a few years back and I am curious to know. And yes the gentleman was more flashy than Luther.
They jacked up her teeth too! Such a bad cover. The interview is amazing though! So cool and so funny.
Madonna looked AMAZING last night at the Grammy Party. Huge TITS!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
TUNAHEAD!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
WTF, this picture almost makes Star Jones look normal and dare I say sexy.Wait this Star Jones I'm talking about, nothing would make that bitch look sexy.
Definitely looks like a bad anime character. Only they have cool hair. =)
What has happened to her teeth?Pinheads can be models now?The graphics dept of that magazine are in big trouble!
She really does look trucked and that hair is a joke!
there is no way thats madonna.....face double? dear god , theres no way she let her self get LIKE THAT!
Icky, nasty, wierd.
She looks like she's looking in an amusement park mirror!
IowaGirl, exactly what I was thinking.
Please say they used a distorting lens for that picture. Her eye cannot possibly be bigger than her mouth.
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
this is the funniest shit i've seen in a while...this is the worst she's looked, that shit was on purpose!!!
and madonna's teeth were always fucked up...whatever, she deserves this shit and a whole lot more for annoying us for so many years
Wha... ew.
She looks awful.
freaky alien madonna.
She looks HORRID in that picture!! They could have done better.
looks about right to me. at least she's not shoving her camel toe in our faces this time
she looks like a giraffe =P
Giraffe!!!!Thats it,racking my brains for an hour,thanks joli.
ok, she looks like a freak. Airbrushing gone wrong!
The Secret Gay Life of Luther Vandross
Huh?
Madonna looks whack there!
Bad photo choice.
horrible. go back to your stable, vadge.
not only does he face looked very disproportionate, i am SO tired of that ugly ass feathered orange hair. the color/style is so unflattering aka ugly as shit.
Rest in Peace...
Kirby Puckett (1960-2006)
You will be missed
Oh come on, she doesn't look like that. See the oscar pictures.
Wow someone got carried away with the air brushing or Madonna's Kabbalah is turning her into an alien. Very scary.
The ones who don't do anything are always the ones who try to pull you down.
she looks like she need some....PO PO PO PO POPOZAO!POPOZAO!
they are no words for this.
OMG- She resembles an alien. I think she was abucted. It would explain a lot actually.
How many alien comments are we gonne get???
80% human alike alien
Wow, this pic is the opposite of the ones posted yesterday...
Off topic, Dana Reeve died, how sad...
Bean that is sad. Those poor children have been through so much in their short lives. Poor Dana not even a smoker.
opps sorry child.
Glad to see that something escaped from Roswell.....
hey how old was the Reeves' son?
when is guy going to dump her ass?
The neck scares me.
So sad & shocked about Dana Reeve. The last heard her treatment was going well.
According to IMDB, their son Will is 13. I'll be thinking about him all day.
The Alien has definitely landed!
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Dana Reeve, the widow of Christopher Reeve who nursed the paralyzed "Superman" for nine years, has died of lung cancer, media reports said on Tuesday.
CNN and other outlets quoted the Christopher Reeve Foundation as saying Reeve had died on Monday night.
"On behalf of the entire Board of Directors and staff of the Christopher Reeve Foundation, we are extremely saddened by the death of Dana Reeve, whose grace and courage under the most difficult of circumstances was a source of comfort and inspiration to all of us," said Kathy Lewis, president and CEO of the foundation, in a statement quoted in media reports.
No one was immediately available at the foundation, which backs research on the treatment of spinal cord injuries.
Reeve devoted herself to her husband after a riding accident left him paralyzed from the neck down in 1995. Christopher Reeve, best known for his role in the "Superman" movies, died in October 2004.
Their son was born in 1992 so he's about 14/15 years old. Poor kid.
oh my god he's still just a boy! that's so sad.
she looks like a giraffe =P
joli
OMG, she DOES look like a giraffe! I have pictures from a zoo taken not long ago and she looks like the giraffe that looked straight into my camera.
I feel truly deeply saddened about Dana Reeve's death.
Now, back to Vadgesther... what was the name of the aliens in Land of the Lost? I keep looking at this picture and thinking about them.
OMG! She looks like she belings in a Star Wars movie!
Gross.
Sleestacks!
Let her "true" beauty shine through.....
Giraffe + greyhound= greyaffe head
Her body is looking more like a pitbull's. The continuous reincarnation of Madonna.
She looks like someone cut the top of her head off...
Poor Dana Reeve. That is just so tragic.
what.the.hell
She looks like lisa kudrow! LOL
Madonna needs to lay off the botox!
I wonder if she wears a Saran Wrap Turban around her head at night. She just leaves the "wings" piece out. How else do you get your hair that flat onto your head??
I didn't know Dana Reeves died! She hasn't been diagnosed that long. That poor little boy...I'm so sad for that family.
anyone see that Dana Reeves died? from her lung cancer? I read it on another site but didnt see it here
wow i didnt read back the postings, I feel sorry for her son
Vadge should avoid straight-on shots like this. Her lips look like they need to be moved to the right about a quarter of an inch in order to line up with her nose. Stick with the profile shots you dumb bitch!
This bitch sees nothing but $$$$$$$.
"Oh, let me play nice with the gay community, I have to give Kaballah 40 million by summer."
Dana Reeves died at the age of 44. RIP, Dana. I wish their son nothing but love, serenity, health, and strength. Poor child - my frigid heart is breaking for him!
YUK!
She must have had a very malignant form. When my dad was diagnosed,the docs gave him 4 to 6 months, but he didn't last 6 weeks I feel so bad for her son too, too young to be parentless, poor kid. Sorry to be off topic...
I think Vadge has a secret love child she never told the public about.
He's in the industry and goes by the name ET!
Nice photoshop, there, Out, totally makes Madge look like an alien. No, seriously, good job!
Her face is truly distorted ..matches her seriously fucked up Kaballah brain. Despise the woman.
Bean, sorry about your dad. When they found it, she had asked for the X-ray. The doctor was not even going to do it. That was seven months ago. She was only 44.
Dayanara, didn't Shakira rip those pants during a concert?
Good morning Moderator. I apologize for my rudeness.
Mera: I don't know!! Did she? did she show her ass??? is there a pictuere??? I want it as my avatar!! 
Can somebody with that Out issue tell us what are the 5 Top Queer Bands?
Thanks Meramari
How could she have ripped those pants? Aren't they sprayed on??!!(Oh, if only my ass was as nice!)
I know she had the wardrobe malfunction. If I recall correctly there were Two incidents. I will have to check on the picture for you. I have no doubt you will use it as your avatar. No doubt at all.
Bean, that's why they ripped silly.
sucks about dana reeve.
guess not smoking is bad for you, too.
so don't not smoke, america.
Colombian beauty Shakira is reinforcing her trousers - after suffering an embarrassing split while performing onstage.
stay on topic. That is why Madge does not wear pants on stage.
Colombian beauty Shakira is reinforcing her trousers - after suffering an embarrassing split while performing onstage.
stay on topic. That is why Madge does not wear pants on stage.
Shakira should have a "Shakira Pants line" I'd buy all my pants there.
OOps sorry, but I like Shakira's pants better than Madonna's crotch.
http://www.shakiramedia.com/?pag...cles&
art_id=387
Well I think she may be working on it.
Unlike Madonna who is busy writing childrens books.-on topic
On Madonna: Her 9-year-old daughter likes to guess who is gay: "Oh, and the other thing she likes to do when we go out, she says, 'Mom, do you want me to point out who the gay men are?' And I say, 'Okay, but I think I already know.'"
Pair of bitches... outing people in the street.
OMG!! It's great having an ass too big, that you have to reinforce your pants to prevent the killer Ass from trying to get out.
Maddona should work out, her butt, too flat.
How do you work out your butt? I need some pointers, lol. Aside from playing baseball, that is.
pricolatino | 03.07.06 - 10:34 am | #
You are kidding, right? That's what I do with my daughter at the mall on Saturday's. What a concidence! That really bad.
Prico: Squads I guess, I already have a big ass lol, but I've seen girls at the gym doing squads and side lunges to get a bigger butt.
Maddona should work out, her butt, too flat.
Dayanara | 03.07.06 - 10:35 am | #
I agree her butt is being eaten up by those manthighs she has or that mancrotch. You know it's muscular.
Dayanara, runs in my family.
Prico, I need more coffee to understand the baseball ref...mmm
Prico: Baseball?????
Daya! You're so wrong! Vade retro! *holy water*
Baseball... if you notice, 98% of all baseball players have great asses. I should know, I come from a baseball/softball family. Don't know why... but who cares. Baseballer asses are hot.
Good Morning peeps!!! Squats, Daya.
Mera...Runs in my family too, Cousin!!!!
Madonna needs to go away!
Miz: YEs, sorry for the typo...twice!! I don't even drink coffe, so I don't know it my condition is gonna improve.
Good morning dahlings!!!
Her head is shaped like an alien's in this picture, however, at least we don't have to look at her crotch.
I agree. I bet she is not our cousin.
*if, I guess It won't.
You mean that's not her crotch??? Wow... could've fooled me.
Prico: I guess you are right.
Didn't Madonna play Baseball in a movie a long time ago?
Prico, you come from a baseball family as in professional or season ticket holders?
I bet Madonna did not play baseball.
With Rosie O'Donnell, yeah. They traded cups and jockstraps.
Professional, meramari. Well, one of them at least, played Major League Baseball. The others played double A or softball. Including my lesbian aunt.
Didn't Madonna play Baseball in a movie a long time ago?
Dayanara | 03.07.06 - 10:48 am | #
If you don't drink coffee, whatever you took is kicking in. Sexy and witty.
Bitch didn't play enough then.
She didn't play baseball... she played a player in a movie. It's the difference between being a doctor and playing one on tv.
Prico, did she have a great ass too? I agree on their shapely and tight butts. We must research this topic further.
If my baby knew I was trashing Madonna, I'd be in serious danger... LOL
Prico, squeeze and release as you read Dlisted. Butt will be tight & stacked in no time.
Holy Crap!! So how long does that much airbrushing take? Someone made alittle overtime on this one, it doesn't even look like her it's been so distorted.
Jesus, lol... Well, I already have a great ass (or so I've been told) but you know nothing lasts forever...
And I do squats every now and then... just not at the gym. *wink*
I know prico!!
I agree we need to investigate this "how to get Madonna a bigger ass" issue further.
Ok, this is getting too personal... I can see the moderator down the hall, hide!
I think we are allowed to talk about Madonna's ass and crotch.
That is SO not an attractive picture of her.
As much as I trash her, I love Madonna. I think she's one of the most successful entertainers and businesswomen ever known. If only she would stop trying to act!
And retro is not reinvention. Retro is retro.
Who is going to push the envelope to see how far we can get with the moderator??
I nominate Dayanara.
Madonna has been pushing the envelope for years.
Hrmmmm....
Granny Tranny or Tuna Head?
Both are hilarious!
well I hope she pushes the envelope away from whoever took this awful pic of her
Mera: you are bad, I won't expose my beautiful round ass to Dlisted Banning!!
Madonna should be banned from Showing her crotch once more.
Good morning Katie.
She looks like an alien! OUCH!
someonn e on another blog said she looks like a SIMS character from computer game and she does
OH MY GOD, Scarlett! So true!!!
She looks like a dinosaur
Take this off the website Michael K -it is giving me bolleemia.
Um you would think with the money this woman has, she would be able to afford someone to go over and approve/ reject fugly front cover photos. WTF is up with the cover man? She looks like they beemed her up, scooped out the raisin brain she had in there and then glued a 5 yr old skull to her head, total disproportion, a blind man could see that
whoa nelly. that's fugging frightening. i hate her so i'm glad.
Wow people on this site are so original.
Uhm, she doesn't look like that see the Oscar pictures. That picture is probably fucked up by some angry queen.
seriously, she looks like a vulcan...
This is the worst Conan O'Brien "If They Mated" sketch I've ever seen!
vadge is looking like hell all around these days but why state the obvious...i wanna know what happened to her phony Kaballah water and Energy drink and did they cure all the people and land surrounding Chernobyl as she claims they did via their non-stop psychotic chanting and yelling....want answers NOW big V!!
Sick.
Of.
Madonna.
And.
Her.
Bad.
Bad.
BAD.
Hair.
E.T. phone home!
What a trashy magazine! I cannot believe they would write smut about Luther Vandross; the man just passed away a couple of months ago! That's awful; they could at least let the family have the grieving time.
I'm totally having nightmare from this picture. WTF? Did they actually NOT apply photoshop to this one?
Jesus Juice! She looks like a straight up Alien Hooker!!!!
She looks so much like Ileana Douglas here. But creepier and less talented.
www.crazy4cinema.com/Actress/imgs/douglas.jpg
"be nice to the woman who invented pop culture as u know it"
???! I could've sworn pop culture was around way before Madonna...well, the bitch is about 200 years old so maybe you're right.
As for the cover..terrible, but she needs all the press she can get these days even when looking like E.T.
They butchered Madonna's gorgeous looks. Its the way they cropped her hair to her head. Alien indeed! She looked hot at the Oscars though. Oh well better luck next time Madge
What the fuck is wrong with her face?! That scared the hell outta me! EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Stewie: You're right; considering that pop culture simply means "popular culture", it likely has been around ever since the rise of Babylon (supposedly the first civilization).
I think yomama meant "pop music", but in any case she/he is wrong. I think the pop music genre was popularized by Michael Jackson, moreso than Madonna.
Nothing is Real.
DANG... thats one bizarre photograph.
since some of you sound interested, I used to know a british male model named Chris Martin (no, not Mr. Paltrow) and he was Luther's lover for many years... I had no idea it was a secret lifestyle!!!
It looks like they made her face longer and put her eye upside down.
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