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She probably just wants to make sure her babies have the same father. You know she doesn't want to appear like white trash by having more than one baby daddy.
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03.07.06 - 1:08 pm | #
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I was just about to email MK about it...does she know there are things called condoms..?
Lulu |
03.07.06 - 1:08 pm | #
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lulu,
she needs to worry about STD's dealing with that slime
Tippythepoodle |
03.07.06 - 1:09 pm | #
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They should name it Bubba.
Mouse |
03.07.06 - 1:09 pm | #
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Apparently she used condoms with Justin (or he's sterile). Too bad she didn't tie him down with the babies instead. They belonged together.
Rabies |
03.07.06 - 1:10 pm | #
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Pathetic twit. Thank the Universe she has a nanny - fuckin' idiot.
MizRo |
03.07.06 - 1:10 pm | #
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Baby Cheeto and Baby Dorito?
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03.07.06 - 1:10 pm | #
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It's official. She has no brain cells left. If you have a troubled marriage, a new baby is the last thing that is gonna save it. Especially with SPF still so young.
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03.07.06 - 1:10 pm | #
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Apparently all Brit and KFed's friends are also good friends of Star Magazine???
RaBBiT |
03.07.06 - 1:11 pm | #
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The doctor tells you not to get pregnant right away after you've had a C-sec. The uterus isn't properly healed.
Cubanita |
03.07.06 - 1:13 pm | #
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You know K-fed spilled the beans so he could get some extra cash.
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03.07.06 - 1:13 pm | #
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what i don't understand is where are all the talented hot young singers to take her place? christina obviously doesn't give a shit and brit's career is effectively over. and not the simpleton sisters either, i said talented.
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At this point, the only thing left to say is that I hope she invests her money wisely (which I doubt is currently happening). her career as a hotass "popstar" is D.O.N.E. KFucker is going to knock up some younger hotter poon and Brit will be a distant memory for us all.
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nia |
03.07.06 - 1:14 pm | #
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There goes her comeback, her body, her money and any self respect she had left. Unless, this was her dream all along.
meramari |
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03.07.06 - 1:15 pm | #
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looks like she found something she thinks she's good at: pregnancy. no, not motherhood, just getting knocked up.
are people really going to wait this long for her to start her career again? really?
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03.07.06 - 1:15 pm | #
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Brit really messed up by cheating on Justin...she would be in such a different more positive place if they had stayed together...
nia |
03.07.06 - 1:15 pm | #
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oh, wait. hopefully its just BS story. its from star, it must be. surely
Kat.. |
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03.07.06 - 1:16 pm | #
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I hope that happens, Morticia...
I never understood the fascination with this non-singer; and I am thoroughly disgusted with her and her trailer-park soap opera.
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It's been freaking obvious!
When she got her sessarian (sp?) she also had lipo and a tummy tuck, that's why she was smallest just after, then she began to grow....and continues 
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I agree Kat...her fans, of which I was never one, will not be too happy to wait another year or two for her to get back on track..if that's even possible at this point..
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I liked her with Justin much better!
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Cubanita | 03.07.06 - 1:13 pm | #
Maybe they put velcro for the rest of the 20 kids she's having-easy access.
meramari |
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03.07.06 - 1:17 pm | #
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I think this is pretty hilarious!
So, how long shall we give it til KFed does Zitney the same way he did Shar?
Ginger |
03.07.06 - 1:18 pm | #
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she looks preggers in these pics..
katiescarlett |
03.07.06 - 1:18 pm | #
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Dumb bitch!!! how could she?? OMG!! she truly has no brain.
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03.07.06 - 1:19 pm | #
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Honestly, none of us know how her marriage is. They could be great together. All we know is what we read in magazines, which hardly classifies as a reliable source. I wish them the best and hopefully they will be together for many years to come.
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Maybe they put velcro for the rest of the 20 kids she's having-easy access.
meramari
Love it. I can imagine the noise it would make. Instead of her water breaking you'll hear the characteristic velcro rip.
Rabies |
03.07.06 - 1:22 pm | #
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Noodles, you NAILED it! 
Bean |
03.07.06 - 1:22 pm | #
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Enough with Britney. I'm saddened that there isn't a FoL post on the top page! Can you make Mrs. New York or Red Oyster the Hot Slut of the Day or something?
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03.07.06 - 1:23 pm | #
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Oops She Did It Again.
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03.07.06 - 1:23 pm | #
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that Kfed has some potent sperm! wtf
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03.07.06 - 1:24 pm | #
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That's not a baby, she just really needs to go to the bathroom.
pageantgal |
03.07.06 - 1:25 pm | #
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K-Fed is probably one of those guys that tell their women that he "can't feel anything" if he wears a condom and the stupid women don't make them.
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me too! ...i don't like justin and cameron(sp) together either ...although i don't have the same loathing for them that i have for Shitney and K-Fug 
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it's true none of us knows what she's thinking. but when you're in your early 20's and the most popular pop star in the world, why would you turn your back on your career and your fans to marry a dirtbag and have his children?
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OMG she is NEVER going to get the weight off now...yikes.
anona |
03.07.06 - 1:27 pm | #
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So if the first one was SPF, what's the second one gonna be? UVA? UVB? PABA?
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Hey, at least it keeps her from recording any music.
I do feel sorry for the kids though. They're destined to grow up to be like their parents. But if they're lucky, they won't mind. I mean look at Brit, she seems perfectly content with being a dumbass. Did she even graduate from highschool?
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I'm not believing until there's an official announcement.
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Nia, I can't stand Cameron. What JT is thinking is beyond me! But did Britney really cheat on his ass? Only the shadow knows, I guess.
Mouse |
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If she had two braincells to rub together, she'd be dangerous.
MizRo |
03.07.06 - 1:29 pm | #
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Big surprise. She's such a moron.
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03.07.06 - 1:30 pm | #
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SO. GROSS.
Mulva |
03.07.06 - 1:31 pm | #
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I haven't believe any of the rumors until I saw this specific picture...what a dumbass, what a dumbass....
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03.07.06 - 1:32 pm | #
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Brit just wanted to be able to wear her belly shirts again without having to tone up her abs. I await the preggo fashion missteps with bated breath.
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"Kevin said, 'Britney's pregnant again,' and when I expressed surprise he said, 'Yeah, it shocked the sh-- out of me too.'"
Doesnt that statement concern anyone? Almost sounds like he thinks it might not be his! LOL!
As for having kids close together, me and my sister are 13 months apart. It wasnt planned but my mother loved it and we are very close.
As for not getting the weight off..well, thats all on her. It CAN happen. My mom weighed about 100 pounds and then had two back to back 9 pound babies and still maintained her weight for many, many years.
As for their marriage...who knows. It doesnt seem very good to me but unless any of us a flies on the wall then we just dont know. But I hope, the kid's sake..they make it work somehow.
Side note...I HATE Brittany as a singer. Always have. I hope she can figure out a new way to go with her life after this. And who knows, maybe being a mother IS what she wants to do with her life now.
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03.07.06 - 1:34 pm | #
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Thank to earth mama
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03.07.06 - 1:34 pm | #
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Brit just doesn't want to be out-BabyMomma's by Shar so she had to catch up fast.
Shar will retaliate by getting knocked up on K-Fed's next visitation.
Cubanita |
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Mary Jo, oh sweetie. I'm sure you had a wonderful, hot mama. Seriously. But your mama had every right to breed.
Britney Spears is an idiot.
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So if the first one was SPF, what's the second one gonna be? UVA? UVB? PABA?
pricolatino
Haha. Yes, Britney should name her kid PABA---a banned carcinogen =)
Rabies |
03.07.06 - 1:37 pm | #
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Well, according to the K-Fed legal timeline, if she is preggers, in about 6 or 7 months he can leave her (while she is still pregnant) and jump on the next pop-star gravy train. He is sperming up Hollywood. Who do we think is next?
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LOL Rabies!
Yes. Federline spawn causes cancer
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03.07.06 - 1:39 pm | #
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justin is thanking his damn lucky stars he isn't with that hoe anymore.
and hey, how do you get those gravatars to show up? do you just put your email address in or what?
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Ugh, she is still so young and has many child bearing years left in her!! Poor SPF, she won't get to enjoy his being a baby when you have another one so fast! why o why!
I wont belive it until I hear the official word from her peeps anyway, the pics of her on Fat Tuesday she didnt look preggo.
SO we shall see! Plus you are right, it is NOT good to have 2 c-sections so close together, body needs time to heal!!
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I. Am. S-p-p-p-p-peachless.
Can we please sentence her to a court-ordered hysterectomy? She can kiss the shell of her career Bye Bye Bye after this one!
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03.07.06 - 1:40 pm | #
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i guess madonna's momma pop star to the baby pop star kiss didn't do much good.
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03.07.06 - 1:42 pm | #
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Yo Brit - why don't you send your Nanny out for some rubbers too!
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Well, by the time she's 8 months pregnant with the second one, should be right about the time K-fed jumps ship....oh wait...this time he's got a woman with money. He won't be going anywhere.
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Some people like to have their kids close together, some far apart. If she's doing it to fix the marriage, for shame. If she's honestly interested in having kids, more power to her. Maybe what she wants in life is to be a mom. There is nothing wrong with that. But if that's the case, she needs to tame her extravagant lifestyle because her career will be over. She had no substance when she was singing so without the body, she's done.
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But your mama had every right to breed.
Britney Spears is an idiot.
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Now THAT I agree with! ROFL! I am not saying she SHOULD...just that it is possible and not necessarily a bad thing. I dont think it is her that is such an idiot...but she would have better luck breeding with a garbage bag.
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See you stupid assholes ... I knew that bitch got knocked up again!!! Stop hating on Shitney ... I'm sure at some point or another she has looked MUCH hotter than you and she most likely has more money than you She has no excuse for dating that white trash piece of shit though ... unacceptable 
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acually I found out in another Shitney post that she cheated on him with a choregrapher(sp) ..the same one that testified at Michael Jackson's trial..aparently he and MJ used to sleep in the same bed, but he insited that nothing took place(YUCK)
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She is such a goddamn idiot.
Don't they use birth control?!
Control the white trash population ya'll!
CA |
03.07.06 - 1:45 pm | #
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And Cameron Diaz is F-ING FUG! She has the laugh of a hyena and the mouth of the joker ... she should have beat Jack Nicholson out for the role of Joker in Batman. Obnoxxxiouuusss
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Rabies, I don't thing it qualifies as being a mom when someone else is taking care of your child. Especially when the alledged mom and child are both within a few inches of each other.
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She must have gotten preggers on her way home from the hospital with SPF . She is at LEAST 3 months if she is showing this much.
Kevin's sperm must be super sperm.
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She is fat and pregant. Look at her noneck and thunderthighs. Yucckkkkyyy.
meramari |
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03.07.06 - 1:52 pm | #
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o sweet jesus lord in heaven hail mary and poor joseph you have got to be joking me!! i rebuke this...
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Come on guys, K-Fed is just doing what she pays him for. BUT I always thought weed was supposed to make guys impotent?
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MyClit (can't believe I just typed that!), so true, poor SPF is going to lose out. My friend had her first two kids 15 months apart, and it was a challenge for her to make time for both. They are in college now and are VERY close, but my friend was the epitome of what a good mom should be (I need to take lessons! ), a kind, selfless, generous person with a great hubby...The exact opposite of Shitney and K-F*ckedupbeyondbelief. Their spawn don't stand a chance. Maybe her uterus will fall out after spitting out the second one, Cubanita is right, having them that close together can't be good for you, esp. after having a C-section.
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Well she was breast feeding so how the hell did she get preggers so fast? I know it's possible to still get pregnant while breast feeding but not likely. Plus you would think all the cheeto eating, smoking and just being a dip shit would compromise her fertility.
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Cubanita is so right on. She just doesn't want to be out baby momma's by Shar!!! The saddest part is that she's so dumb and immature; this is stuff that every normal person in the world would know better than to do. And this girl has all the resources in the world at her fingertips; anybody could tell her what to do, and apparently she'd rather not listen to anyone and just end up a crazy trashy bitch riding the bus with her 5 kids and no baby daddy.
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somebody puhleeze stop them!it is embarassing.there are already ENOUGH dirty,smelly hics in the world.
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So what will this make it? Five kids and still no job?
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03.07.06 - 2:04 pm | #
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How stupid can she be?
Yada |
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hootnanny!!
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can't she get an intervention from Mom and sis? Someone stop the breeding please.
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To quote my mother, "Just because you CAN breed doesn't mean you SHOULD". Wise woman 
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03.07.06 - 2:06 pm | #
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BTW - Ted Casablanca revealed in today's column that Britney is indeed the subject of the blind vice where the person was crying in a dressing room on Valentine's day.
LA |
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03.07.06 - 2:08 pm | #
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She makes my boobs hurt. If your nipples stare at the floor PUT ON A FUCKING BRA!!
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nia |
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All I have to say is, her blood type is cum!
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Mulva Dahling!!! 
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she'll probably try to sell it on eBay.
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LA, I was STUNNED when I read Ted C. today, not about what he revealed, but the fact that he confirmed the answer to a blind vice!
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I also agree with that last KFed comment. However, I think his surprise is not so much that it's not his (I'm sure it is his) but rather that she's been poking holes in the condoms again.
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All I have to say is, her blood type is cum!
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Too fucking funny!!
Mulva |
03.07.06 - 2:20 pm | #
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L.A.,i knew it had to be her or christina. but brit was pretty obvious, why does she put herself through this?
mpcmike |
03.07.06 - 2:21 pm | #
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Zitney reloadet!
Ah, she's comedy gold. Damn, if sould have made a bet on this one i knew she gonna fuck her "comeback" up. Her comeback in '07...... Nuh-uh!
The only comeback she'll ever make will be like in "Family Guy":
Missing a foot, fat & sitting in a wheelchair.
But still sexy y'all.
The Bird Of Hermes Is My Name |
03.07.06 - 2:22 pm | #
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Federline prolly knocked up lil sis too!Next....Simpson Sisters!
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If she steals my thunder...oh its on Brit..its ON!!
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YA'LL STOP IT!!my baby luuuuuuuvvs me.
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I dont know, I agree about the issue of having the c sections so close but she also had the lipo and tummy tuck....doesn't that make it even worse to be prego again so fast?
I just feel bad for the kid(s).
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If this is true and she really is pregnant, she looks to be like 4 months or so...how old is the other baby?? 6 months?? Didn't waste a minute.
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KFag is gonna be in some major trouble if they get divorced, having 4 kids and paying child support to 2 different women, what a dumb ass.
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She can't be 4 months yet...maybe 2 1/2 mos or so...
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03.07.06 - 2:27 pm | #
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What was the point in getting liop and a tummy tuck if she was just going to get pregnant again. Girl sure knows how to waste money. Throw some of that my way.
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Child support is payed by the higher earning parent to the lower earning parent if the lower earning parent is in custody of the children. Brit will be the one with the money and the custody probably so he won't pay child support. In fact, she may have to pay him alimony.
Rabies |
03.07.06 - 2:27 pm | #
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NOOOOOOO!!!!! now she'll be in the news at least another year!
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I can garantee that she'll be even bigger this time around if its true! She was huge with SPF, if she keeps up the same bad eating habits, I garantee she will be bigger!! Better watch out for your small pets or children because she will inhale them!! JK
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03.07.06 - 2:32 pm | #
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KellKelllllllll!!!!!!
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03.07.06 - 2:33 pm | #
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This calls for a celebration---someone drag in another trailor.
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03.07.06 - 2:34 pm | #
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DICK-MITIZED!
*screams out like oprah*
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Hi my dearest friend NoAnjl!!! How are you!!?? 
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Rabies - Actually, I don't know about all states, but in Louisiana....child support is based on both peoples' income. It's kind of hard to explain but they add up both parties' incomes and then divide it to see who brings in what percentage of that TOTAL income. That percentage is what your child support amount is based on. So, even if Brit leaves and has the kids, and Mullethead is working at 7/11, $50 of his $150 check will more than likely be given to Brit!
Of course, Mullethead will balance that off with the alimony, as you stated....until that cuts off too.
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She must out-Shar Shar. One kid is not enough. She must have 4.
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03.07.06 - 2:37 pm | #
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MyClit (can't believe I just typed that!),
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OMG, tooooooo f'in funny!!!!! You have no idea how much I needed to laugh like that today!!!! 
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03.07.06 - 2:37 pm | #
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Kell - Besides having major onion breath from the salad I just ate, great! Gotta go for now, lunch over. ttyl ..... who's got gum? 
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03.07.06 - 2:38 pm | #
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K-fed was shocked?? Doesn't he know how to make kids,... dumber than i thought.
and she totally looks pregnant. Look at her stomach, its all oval and pulled... fat just rolls. a baby pulls it tight.
dumb whore
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Thanks Bean! that did make me laugh too! And BTW - why the hell does it still hurt????
With each child you gain more and more weight, so I fear for her future since she didnt have time to bounce back from SPF! Just enjoy that little baby while you can before #2 comes along!!!!
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So true, KellKell. Britney is going to be as big as a house, my sis made the mistake of not even trying to lose weight after her first, figuring, I'm only going to get pregnant again, and she has NEVER gotten that weight off. Britney seems like she has had to work to not be heavy (like my sis), people like that need to be careful, and disciplined, two words I wouldn't use to describe Shitney...
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1. So much for lunch.
2. Birth control?
I predict she'll have a whole bunch of kids right away - that's her identity now, and she thinks it means she "belongs" to KFED.
hellbitch |
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03.07.06 - 2:42 pm | #
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I have no idea why she wants to keep having kids when SHE doesn't even raise them! She might as well just pay the nannies to give birth as well. This is a disaster.
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Yeah, people do let their nannies raise their kids. So much for biblical days when the handmaidens actually had the kids for them as well! hehe
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That's exactly why. She has someone else to raise them, so its no stress for her. Don't think she's getting up in the middle of the night when SPF cries.
hellbitch |
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03.07.06 - 2:49 pm | #
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Yup Yup Bean, plus you start to show right away. Soon she'll be in those horrid maternity clothes she wore last year.
KeLLKeLL |
03.07.06 - 2:49 pm | #
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She's young and her body will bounce right back?
eastham |
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03.07.06 - 2:51 pm | #
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looks like she found something she thinks she's good at: pregnancy. no, not motherhood, just getting knocked up.
are people really going to wait this long for her to start her career again? really?
NO. Her teeny bopper fans are going to be grown and OVER HER!
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Bean - Every so often, Ted reveals one. It's rare, but it happens just enough to keep us reading his column voraciously!
MPCMike - The first person I thought of was Paris, but a lot of you guys here convinced me that Brit was a good choice. Turned out you guys were right!
LA |
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aparently the pre-nup isn't valid..so K-Fug is gonna get his hands on 1/2 of her estimated 105mil estate...and I can't quite bring myself to feel too bad for her.
nia |
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LA-Ted only reveals the Blind-Vice if people guess correctly..which this person obviously did
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Britney will never make a comeback now...she is too far down the road to Trailerville.
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Is it me or does everyone in hollywood have some vice? She doesn't do drugs or over-diet so now she has KFed and babies?
Rabies |
03.07.06 - 3:00 pm | #
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"Maybe what she wants in life is to be a mom. "
The nanny is the mom, not Britney! Remember the picture of them shopping, Nanny feeding baby, Britney totally not interested!
Anonymous |
03.07.06 - 3:01 pm | #
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I didn't say she was doing a good job of it. I just think that maybe that's the life she wants...barefoot and pregnant. =)
Rabies |
03.07.06 - 3:02 pm | #
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What did that Ted C's blind item say about brit brit??
KeLLKeLL |
03.07.06 - 3:05 pm | #
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she is sooooo OVER! and she needs to watch her spending cause after they split, and they will, and K-Fug gets 1/2..no more buying houses willy-nilly for Brit..she'll have to learn how to budget...
nia |
03.07.06 - 3:05 pm | #
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bye, young'uns, i'm off to see Aerosmith tonight. real music 
mpcmike |
03.07.06 - 3:07 pm | #
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KeLLKeLL | 03.07.06 - 3:05 pm | #
His Blind Vice was something about a young pop star(married) who was out on valentines day and went to the bathroom and started balling her eyes out...(paraphrasing of course )
nia |
03.07.06 - 3:12 pm | #
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mpcmike | 03.07.06 - 3:07 pm | #
Bye you lucky bastard! 
nia |
03.07.06 - 3:13 pm | #
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Real music?? When was the last time Aerosmith released something good?? All their good stuff was back in the day!! But they do rock in concert!! Rock on Mike!
KeLLKeLL |
03.07.06 - 3:13 pm | #
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oooh Thanks Nia...Thats right, now I remember!
KeLLKeLL |
03.07.06 - 3:14 pm | #
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Wonder how that will affect her comeback... I mean she's recording now... and then what she releases it in another year and a 1/2?? Awww brit brit... you could have waited in between babies!!
~ohmy~ |
03.07.06 - 3:17 pm | #
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I dunno, what's the point in a comeback if she's just going to have another kid in like 3 years. I say get them all over with at once and then come back instead of coming back again and again and again.
Rabies |
03.07.06 - 3:26 pm | #
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Comeback? Who the hell wants to buy her cds anymore? Her teen base is grown, she's fat and her face even changed, she was a lousy singer even when she was hot, so now , forget about it. Pregnant again, she's also shown she's really just a red neck, y'all. She better save that money, she's going to need it.
anon |
03.07.06 - 3:29 pm | #
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She needs a good Bitch-Slapping....
OneVooDooVixen |
03.07.06 - 3:30 pm | #
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There (hope fully) won't be a third Kid. two are enough.
Cause now the both can drive save & without fear with a baby on there lap.
The Bird Of Hermes Is My Name |
03.07.06 - 3:32 pm | #
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She is going to turn out just like Dolly Parton's mother, "A baby in her, and on her for years and years." That is what Dolly said of her mother who had 13 kids.
Brit will end up being a human incubator. Poor SPF.
OneVooDooVixen |
03.07.06 - 3:34 pm | #
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Aerosmith? Real music? 
D Gilmour |
03.07.06 - 3:50 pm | #
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god at least I'll be able to sleep now knowing that she's pregnant and not just fat...
waiting2c |
03.07.06 - 3:52 pm | #
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The best birth control (aside from, you know, actual birth control of any sort) would be not sleeping with his skanky ass... Damn - the thought of the dry bits of cheetos flaming up between them is too much to bear!
Mia |
03.07.06 - 4:07 pm | #
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mpcmike, Ashlee, Hilary, Lindsay, Jessica, and now Paris, took her place a long time ago. Britney had no talent.
Madonna, Mariah, and Janet are still here, and on top.
Fuck Twitney Shit.
Ricky |
03.07.06 - 4:09 pm | #
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ohmy, BRITNEY IS NOT RECORDING. She already said that on Good Morning America. She has no plans to do anything this year-- except get knocked up. She's over!
Tina |
03.07.06 - 4:12 pm | #
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Good Lord, exactly how much sex are they having? Seriously, aren't you supposed to wait at least 9 months before having another child. Brit may as well face the inevitable, she's nothing but white trash.
Cocobean20 |
03.07.06 - 4:12 pm | #
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ah.. why can't she at least wear a bra??? sick of seeing saggy breasts every time you see a photo of her.
Pregnancy would become her, if only with a little bit of support. 
just me |
03.07.06 - 4:17 pm | #
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***Ted Casablanca revealed in today's column that Britney is indeed the subject of the blind vice where the person was crying in a dressing room on Valentine's day.***
She probably looked in the mirror for the first time in six months.
No comeback for her. Her fans were all 12 years old. They'll be graduated from HS (or getting their GEDs *G*) and all hot over "the next 15 minute bitch in line" by the time she gets her shite together. (If she ever does.)
Bug Spray |
03.07.06 - 4:17 pm | #
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I think that pic is photochopped...her belly wasnt that big in previous pictures of her in that shirt...
true |
03.07.06 - 4:18 pm | #
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I would cry too if I had married a loser, got fat in front of the world, had an ugly baby that I rarely touched, and lacked decision-making power.
Mia |
03.07.06 - 4:23 pm | #
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I used to be SUCH a fucking fan of this bitch...and I was hoping she was gonna give a major fuck you to her label and make an amazing stripped down album exposing the lies that she was put into as a young "singer"...and instead she proves that she is so much dumber than we all ever even imagined by getting fuckin' pregz again by this trash...
Impregnate Brit once, shame on you. Impregnant Brit twice, SHAME ON HER!
Jae |
03.07.06 - 4:30 pm | #
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kfed is a science marvel...he recorded popazoo and got britney pregnant again! this dude is genius!
letinstar |
03.07.06 - 4:55 pm | #
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Congratulations Shitney. May you and your hot hubby have many more little youngings
anonymous |
03.07.06 - 4:57 pm | #
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You KNOW K-Fed sold the sotry to Star magazine, so he could buy some beer and a Playstation 2.
Anonymous |
03.07.06 - 5:12 pm | #
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OMG can you picture having sex with F-Fug??????
I bet his balls smell like cheese.
Anonymous |
03.07.06 - 5:16 pm | #
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I think that pic is photochopped...her belly wasnt that big in previous pictures of her in that shirt...
true | 03.07.06 - 4:18 pm | #
Somehow I can see her wearing the same shirt. Possibly without washing it
Star Jonez |
03.07.06 - 5:25 pm | #
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She's Not Just Fat!
She's also stupid.
brent |
03.07.06 - 5:27 pm | #
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this is soo great!!! her career has just been flushed 4eva!! yea!!!yea!! go have lots of babies fat ass!!!
regreta |
03.07.06 - 5:37 pm | #
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This is hilarious. Just evening the playing field with Shar. She's just setting herself up for the worst public humiliation in history. 
StoneyBaloney |
03.07.06 - 5:38 pm | #
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Heres the blind vice for those of you who havent read it...
...Okay, get out the Kleenex. Because whatever you may have done on Valentine's Day, I'm sure you had a peachier time than Ivana Belch.
Picture it. One of WeHo's snazziest boutiques. I.B. saunters in looking bloated, like she'd spent the morning crying into her feather bed alone instead of banging pillows against the walls in the throws of passion. A shame, yes, given that I.B. is certainly attached to a dude. But it gets worse.
"Suddenly, she burst out crying, sobbing really, and went into the dressing room," whispers my stunned shopping source. "It was so sad. You wanted to hug her."
Now, you might say to yourself, 'What's the big deal, Ted? So a girl cries in her dressing room, so what? I mean, Kirstie Alley made a comeback out of that."
And I, of course, would respond by reminding you of certain glaring, unspeakable circumstances.
Ivy is a mega star. She is not Kirstie-size in terms of fame or physique. Plus, need I remind you again? It was Valentine's, and though I don't know Ivana all that well, she sure seems like a gal who would want her man to douse her in chocolate body syrup. Or, you know, just get her some roses.
But the bottom line is pretty simple. If you ask moi, dressing rooms are as sacred as bedrooms. And I'm sure I.B. would agree--well, actually, maybe not. I mean, if that were the case, she'd prolly have a nicer wardrobe.
KT |
03.07.06 - 6:00 pm | #
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K-Fug hit the LOTTERY with this one...I'm sure he thought he made it big when he knocked up Shar (she was Moesha's sidekick )..but Brit has $$$$$ and there is NO PRE-NUP!
I can't wait until the SPLIT and K-Fug goes after the $$$ 
nia |
03.07.06 - 6:20 pm | #
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i donno, these could be pics from her last pregnancy
sarah |
03.07.06 - 6:30 pm | #
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K-Fed is great! He proves that White boys do as much fucked-up shit as Black and Hispanic dudes do! Now all you gotta do is get the money K-Fed! Get the money boy!!!!!
SadDamnYouAll |
03.07.06 - 7:09 pm | #
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*ahem* Please remember to spay or neuter your pets.....;P
SpiNSycLe |
03.07.06 - 8:00 pm | #
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They are the next Bobby and Whitney
Rockstar |
03.07.06 - 8:08 pm | #
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That's so sad. He ups and leaves his first girlfriend after she is prego with his second child...then gets Britney prego twice. Yikes! White trash all the way. I knew a guy like this. He went from relationship to relationship, and having babies didn't keep him there. He was only 27 with 6 kids (and that doesnt count how many were aborted or miscarried) with at least three women. All I can say is SOME women are sooooo stupid and will listen to whatever a deadbeat Romeo dumbfuck will say to them. To all the people who say this might work, it does not work with a guy like this. He will get bored and leave. I have never, ever heard of it working with a guy like Kfed. That's what each girl is hoping will happen with them. It's sad and pathetic. Be glad we are not one of them!!!
Bambi |
03.07.06 - 8:39 pm | #
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Bye-Bye career... Hello double wide.
asta |
03.07.06 - 9:06 pm | #
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nice gut brit. if she is preggers we are doomed to "remixes" and B-side hits for all eternity. not that she had any talent in the singing business anyway--it was all synthesized techno shit.
Anonymous |
03.07.06 - 9:15 pm | #
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Let's hear it for Irish twins!!!
anon |
03.07.06 - 9:16 pm | #
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*ahem* Please remember to spay or neuter your pets.....;P
SpiNSycLe
HAHAHAHAH!!! 
Bug Spray |
03.07.06 - 9:32 pm | #
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They are the next Bobby and Whitney
Without the talent!
Yuck |
03.07.06 - 10:19 pm | #
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What's with the pre-nub? Not valid?
Yuck |
03.07.06 - 10:19 pm | #
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Ewe's not fat...ewe's just fluffy! 
Cherry Milkshake |
03.07.06 - 11:00 pm | #
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Yuck | 03.07.06 - 10:19 pm | #
Nope!..there was a link to a site on another Shitney post that outlined the legal reasons why it wasn't valid (in short it has to be signed 7 days before the marriage takes place but in their case it was only 4 days)...Brit said it was *true* love..so I guess they didn't want to wait ...boy is that going to bite her on the ass when they split....
nia |
03.07.06 - 11:59 pm | #
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Nia, you've got to be kidding me! You mean she isn't legally protected from this asshole? So, he really does have a lifetime mealticket (maybe x 2)? She is so f***ed!
Cherry Milkshake |
03.08.06 - 12:01 am | #
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LOL MK (just move into a fucking trailer already!). I can't begin to understand why any woman would want to have this ugly, repulsive white trash scum's kids.
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03.08.06 - 12:12 am | #
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Cherry Milkshake | 03.08.06 - 12:01 am | #
Here is the link that will take you to the discussion about if her pre-nup, indeed her marriage, is valid...its not the same link that was posted the other day..sorry..I tried to find it and couldn't
http://writ.news.findlaw.com/gro...n/
20040927.html
nia |
03.08.06 - 12:19 am | #
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I consulted with the all-mighty Thesaurus, and I am armed and ready for some Synonyms that are highly appropriate for Brit's sperm donor.
The next post of Kfed we can try these on for size:
abhorrent
abominable
accursed
atrocious
damnable
defective
deplorable
despicable
disgusting
heinous
horific
loathsome
monstrous
nauseous
odious
offensive
repulsive
sickening
vile
wretched
Do you think that about covers Kfed?
OneVooDooVixen |
03.08.06 - 1:40 am | #
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OneVooDooVixen | 03.08.06 - 1:40 am | #
ABSOLUTELY!
nia |
03.08.06 - 2:14 am | #
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Poor mpcmike, his Aerosmith concert was cancelled. 
Loozer |
03.08.06 - 10:11 am | #
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Well, that just seals her fate as white trash - she is having hillbilly twins...
cincygrrl70 |
03.08.06 - 10:39 am | #
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MK,
Can you pass this on to Britney?
Britney,
You are so over!
Also, if you cant afford a bra, just pull the one off your EBAY auction and use that. If I have see your waist-brimming flap-jack tits again I will go balistic!!!
Crees_dahl |
03.08.06 - 11:41 am | #
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no surprise about that- Britney's main goal is to have a GIRL, so Sean "Puff" Preston is just performing as an airbag at this point. Why else would Britney rarely hold her her own son unless she knows cameras are around? She shuffles his ass off to the nanny at every chance.
jkid |
03.08.06 - 11:59 am | #
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Why all the cracks on Kevin? He is a reflection of who Britney is and she chased HIM down.
BS has always been selfish and a compulsive liar. Her and Kevin are a perfect match.
hunter22 |
03.08.06 - 12:28 pm | #
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stfu hunter. britney and kev are in love.
THE REAL HUNTER G |
03.08.06 - 1:36 pm | #
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she look very pretty here she is not fat this was after her baby bimbos. u ppl dont no anything maybe she was trying to have a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!1
kathy |
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03.14.06 - 4:58 pm | #
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She is SO preggo!
Bethox95 |
03.17.06 - 6:31 pm | #
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