first!
WTF? Give me a minute...
Boys gone wild!
Proof that having big titties does not make you a woman.
Yep, Britney's nanny does all the feedings.
Chaotic 2: Britney and Herself
The magic of photoshop: Fred Savage's face on Margaret Perrin's body.
Video from Ponchatula, LA, Class of 1979's senior prom emerges, and shows the world that Margeurite Perrin wasn't always as godly as she is now.
It places the lotion in the basket.
Dude looks like a lady
"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman...."
That pic has serious "scroll down" effect. Totally thought it was some random fat kid....til you scroll down a bit...
Kramer: How bout "the Bro"?
Mr. Costanza: No, too ethnic. How bout "the Manssiere"?
A certain Of Justin timberlake fan, listened to his album " I am only half the man that i used to be, when it was you and me" and took the lyrics very seriously.
Amanda Lepore sporting her new do.
Kelly Osbourne's auditions for Shrek
Got milk?
Hey Ma!! You got any panties I can try on.
Jack Osborne trying to be just like Parasite Hilton when he grows up!
If Clay can only see the face maybe he will still invite me back to his hotel room.
After seeing the bikini photos herself, Britney goes back to the black one piece bathing suit.
As a young girl, Dolly Parton realizes, that, Yes, a big blonde wig will complete me!
Trying to divert controversy from his bandmate, Patrick Stump of FALL OUT BOY reveals his recent online pics.
Perez, Brandon and Annette morph into one
"I've been to paradise...but I've never been to meeee..."
Rosie O Donell joins MySpace...
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"
Is that a chick or a dude? WTF?
After months of begging for chat room girls to send him pics of their boobs, Jeff decided to beat them at their own game.
"wanting...needing...waiting...for you...to justify my love"
Beaver Cleavage.
Rosie O'Donnel enters the confessional room in the Real World Provincetown house
Cinema Veri-gay
Flava Flav likes them thick.
The one person left in the world that Paris has yet to give herpes to.
Funhouse mirror?
My So Called Life
David Gest admires his new breast implants.
"1 Night in Margret Perrin"
Insecure, antisocial, and slightly sadistic 24 year old with nothing to live for seeks paranoid, unattractive creep with poor hygiene. Must be selfish, unromantic and thoughtless. Family history of psychosis a plus.
Chaotic 2: Two Boobs and a Camcorder
Mom?
I'd love to meet a guy who is tall, handsome, intelligent, funny, optimistic, confident of himself, and kind to his family and friends. Don't worry if you possess none of these qualities. My church sponsors a class that will reprogram you in three workshops (four if you want to switch from gay to straight).
"You are beautiful, noo matter what they saaaaay"
Lights! Action! Breast Reduction!
What's black and white and gay all over?
Clearly a case of man-boobs.
Transamerica Fat Camp on MTV2
Rosie O'Donnell lookin good!
Pour some sugar on me...
(music by Def Leopard)
"i've got an angry inch!"
To those who mentioned the Britney's chaotic thing..."You think they are boobs...but they are really just my knees"
rabies---> hysterical!
Gay Sal
Her tits are so big she needed to video record them to fit on her MySpace profile.
"would you fuck me? i'd fuck me."
Rosie O'donnell starts filming her new documentary, FABOOB!
Camcorder: $600
Black Dress: $200
“Bobbie’s World” hair cut: $15
Video taping the “Before” shots of your transsexual operation…priceless
Im dead Sexxxxay!
mika!
your bobbie's world reference made my sphincter clamp shut!
FUNNY!
What the fuck is my brother doing wearing my prom dress, and why the fuck does he have tits?!??!
Reason for the Tsunami found.
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.....
Exclusive! Clay Aiken's webcam partner finally revealed!
Rosie is none to happy when stumbles across the sex tape of Tom and Al.
Photographic evidence that bigfoot has a mate
The #1 Spot of People MK Would Hit
i wonder if the towel in the background says "his" or "hers"
Andy Milanokis taking his stab at the porn industry after seeing "One Night In Paris" one too many times.
Transamerica Fat Camp on MTV2
Too funny. You have my vote. I would totally watch that show.
I knew this dyke haircut would bring out my tits.
Friends reference:
"They say the camera adds ten lbs!"
"How many cameras were ON YOU?!"
(not a caption, just had to say it)
As a young girl, Dolly Parton realizes, that, Yes, a big blonde wig will complete me!
NoAnjl | 03.09.06 - 2:05 pm | #
Good one!
tim 2:16 
Is that my ass or my chest??
Rabies | 03.09.06 - 2:16 pm
NoAnjil, I as well like all of yours today
One Night in Puggsly Adams.....
thanks Mika!
Inspired by Hilary Swank and Felicity Huffman's Oscar recognition with gender bending roles, Josh Hartnett goes all out for Oscar glory.
"They're not dirty pillows! They're called breasts, mama."
What's black and white and gay all over?
Rabies | 03.09.06 - 2:10 pm |
I can't stop laughing!
thanks Rabies - right back atchya!
you poor, unfortunate souls!!!
I cant think of anything, man I am trying too
I had a face surgery and a haircut.
Mel Jo, that is awesome! Carrie rocks!
"And he took me, and I could smell the whiskey on his breath.... and I liked it, I LIKED IT!!!!"
Thanks, Tim!
"What big flesh pillows you have"
head of a man, torso of a woman, legs of a horse...the mythical man-taur!
Rosie O'Donnell just took her new Myspace pic...
What the fuck is my brother doing wearing my prom dress, and why the fuck does he have tits?!??!
Fat Girl Jessica | Homepage | 03.09.06 - 2:14 pm | #
U guys r cracking me up!
"It's time for androgeny! It's Pat!"
man-taur..lol
So this is what women look like under their burka.
Things that go bump in the night....
Can't think of a damn thing.
Butch-bot
Friends reference:
"They say the camera adds ten lbs!"
"How many cameras were ON YOU?!"
(not a caption, just had to say it)
Rabies | 03.09.06 - 2:16 pm | #
I totally remember that episode! Too funny!
the polar opposite of yesterday's caption this. i guess MK really is versatile.
Mimi tries to see what her new 'do will look like in her next video.
Mouse -
I want to be Prom Queen.
I wanna be MADE.
Wait a minute....isn't that the starting catcher for the US olympic woman's softball team??
"They're not dirty pillows! They're called breasts, mama."
Mel Jo | Homepage | 03.09.06 - 2:18 pm | #
I'm loving it!
And your welcome, NoAnjl!
Mel Jo, that is awesome! Carrie rocks!
"And he took me, and I could smell the whiskey on his breath.... and I liked it, I LIKED IT!!!!"
Vivalashameless | Homepage | 03.09.06 - 2:20 pm | #
Ha! I'm watching 'Carrie' tonight!
Man-cleavage .. Shman-cleavage!
"what not to wear"
WTF??? Trannysitioning.
I could quote Carrie and Mommie Dearest for days. Those movies are classic!
Rabies wins!!!! LOL LOL
Brittney lost her wig
You think you know? You have no idea.
What the scientists found next with the Martian rover was nothing short of frightening
Kelly Osbourne viewing the "bat incident" tape.
this one's "biggun" and this one's "wishin' it was biggun".
"I must! I must! I must increase my bust!"
Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret!
America's Next Top Ogre
"I'd fuck me."
Damn, what the fuck am I?
Ha! I'm watching 'Carrie' tonight!
Mika | 03.09.06 - 2:26 pm | #
"Red. It had to be red."
"It's pink, Mama."
I don't understand what they mean when they say that smoking pot gives me man-boobs...?
TomKat's child in 20 years
Fairy: Mirror, mirror on the
wall...who's the fairest of them all?
Psst! It ain't you, suga!
Stoney - Top Ogre! LMFAO!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jack Osborne documenting his transformation into Jakalyn Osborne...he is now in phase II.
"The children are wanderin' through the WILDERNESS of sin!!!
(More Carrie quotes). Hee hee...
Dove's "Love Your Body" campaign inspires Jack Osbourne to embark on his next documentary... "Climb These Mountains, Baby!" 
stoney baloney---> brilliance.
Stoney - i can't stop laughing!!!
The Hunchback of Neutered Dame
Fargin' Ewwwiwww!
Man, I feel like a woman
"If ya want my body, and ya think I'm sexy, com'mon baby let me know"
TIFFANY:
5'9", brown hair, 44D chest, hairy back and 8" fully functional
"I’m too sexy for my shirt! I'm too sexy, it hurts!"
Mika 2:31
no fair, he's got bigger boobs than me. That's just wrong!
The Hunchback of Neutered Dame
StoneyBaloney
Love it
DAK - OMG!!!
When Harry Was Sally
stoney...
on fire.
SMJ...GD!
alright, i'm stopping giving kudos after this one.
fucking FUNNY!
If Jordan and Peter Andrea were magically merged into one person....
Katie Holmes' new birthing partner, handpicked by Tom, will be videotaping the joyous occasion.
Vivalashameless, those are classics! I love 'em too!
I'm too sexy for ....DListed
(russian accent)
I am worried about the ladies powerlifting competition tomorrow...
The new "mansiere" from Victor's Secret.
CA--hot
Knowing he'd never get to play with Britney's again, K-Fed purchased himself a set of funbags.
me too - I look like an idiot LOL at my desk!
Do you think these tits make my dick look small?
Ha! I'm watching 'Carrie' tonight!
Mika | 03.09.06 - 2:26 pm | #
"Red. It had to be red."
"It's pink, Mama."
tim | 03.09.06 - 2:30 pm | #
Too funny! I'm so watching it tonight!!
If you think this is sexy, you should see my armpits!
"Brokeback Mountains."
Even Tom from Myspace wouldn't add that as his friend.
(russian accent)
I am worried about the ladies powerlifting competition tomorrow...
DAK | 03.09.06 - 2:36 pm | #
HAHAHAHHAHAHA!
*sigh* if only my ticklestick were longer ... then i could tittifuck myself.
Man, I feel like a woman
Rabies | 03.09.06 - 2:32 pm | #
That's the tops!
Perez Hilton's sex tape is leaked to the press in a last ditch attempt to stardom on the advice of his best bud Paris
Pamela Manderson
Patrick records his video diary as he prepares for the starring role of "The Seven Year Itch" now playing at the The Back Door Club.
Mika 2:31
NoAnjl | 03.09.06 - 2:33 pm | #
Ha! That one cracked me up too!
Filming continues for strongjawsandbigbras.com
no fair, he's got bigger boobs than me. That's just wrong!
Mom2-2 | 03.09.06 - 2:33 pm | #
I can't think anything from laughing at all these good ones!
Mom2-2, that's some funny sh--!
Pamela Manderson
SMJ
haha
When Harry Was Sally
SMJ | 03.09.06 - 2:34 pm | #
Hahahahaa! My eyes are watering!
Guys Just Want to Have Fun(bags)
Bertha thinks her neck chain is a tad too small for this S&M session.
guys always say that if they had tits, they would play with them all the time. He seems to be restraining himself very well.
SMJ -- hahahaha
Thanks NOANJ and STONEY
(russian accent)
I am worried about the ladies powerlifting competition tomorrow...
DAK | 03.09.06 - 2:36 pm | #
U guys r on fire!
Genderfux on film...two minutes later...Genderfux on film...got your picture...Genderfux on film...she's more than a lady 
"Excuse me ma'am, but I do believe that your dick's too long for that dress....I mean, I'm just saying..."
i am getting love drunk off his lovely lady lumps.
VH1'S WHERE ARE THEY NOW? "the little boy from Madonna's 'Open your heart video'..."
Do you think these tits make my dick look small?
DAK | 03.09.06 - 2:38 pm | #
HAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDFAHHAHAHA! I'm so freakin' sure I pissed my pants!
That sh-t's crazy!
Wait...this picture reminds me -- I need to go see my Grandma on St. Patty's Day...Thanks
The PussyCat Dolls gave me the boot because I was too much woman for them!
LOL -- Thanks, guys. I'll drink pigs blood to that!!
*sigh* if only my ticklestick were longer ... then i could tittifuck myself.
Morticia | 03.09.06 - 2:40 pm | #
Oohhh! Now that's some freaky sh-t I wanna see...I ain't right!
Chasity Bono's audition tape for Celebrity fit club
Eat your heart out Tara Reid you bitch, there's a new slut in town and mine are all natural!!!
"Excuse me ma'am, but I do believe that your dick's too long for that dress....I mean, I'm just saying..."
mskayty | 03.09.06 - 2:45 pm | #
I'm through! I just too through! Ha!
i am getting love drunk off his lovely lady lumps.
tim | 03.09.06 - 2:46 pm | #
I think we have our winner!
"Oh my...they really do stand out when I wear a tank-top...I wonder if the guys in the health club locker room noticed them??"
i dont know where MK gets his pictures but.......i did get a chuckel
mom's bra finally fits! now i just have to get to to buy panties other than thongs b/c these really cut into my nutsac.
You have to be sad for this person though...how humiliating
"When I turn my head like this, I look just LIKE Beyonce!"
Stoney and DAK get my vote!!!
Stoney, that Ogre reference killed me!!!
This is the book cover for the new autobiographical book, "Welcome To The NEW Republican Party" written by George Bush's nephew, Christopher Bush.
wow, what am i looking at here? seriously.
Behind the Movie: "She's the Man"
Mooriah poses for the Crisco Edition of her comeback album The Constipation of Moo Moo. (Note: This is before photo was supplied to Photoshop guru.)
Lea DeLaria's early audition tape for Celebrity Tit Farm.
(redneck Dad's voice yelling from down the hallway...)
"Billy, you know I don't have time to fuck around, now what did you want to show me?"
Junior: "Com'n, work you stupid
video camera! If dad bust
in on me one more time,
he's gonna skin me alive!"
Dad: Damn it, Junior! You bet not be at it again!
Junior: "Com'n, work you stupid video camera! If dad bust in on me one more time,he's gonna skin me alive!"
Dad: Damn it, Junior! You bet not be in there again!
"my humps my humps my lovely la..er man lumps...
Jordan's son Harvey during his Michael Jackson phase.
holy shit, don't take offense, but ur aviator and the dude in the pic are in the same pose!
Now that's funny!
Kevin gave new meaning to the term "man boobs"
Holy shit, don't be offended...it's just something I noticed...
holy shit, I liked you ambigiously gay duo earlier today
Victoria Secret's new campaign,
My Humps
"By the power of Gayskull, I am She-Man!"
Jessie--ah Jessica's video taping herself again!
There's a sound track playing in the background!
Name that tune!
"I'm Every Woman"
Apparently, it is up to him!
This is the groupie that was forced to film Kid Rock and Scott Stapp's sex video.
Luckily for Kevin Spacey, his new boyfriend was willing to fufill his true "American Beauty" fantasy.
"I'mmm too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for shirt, sooo sexxxy it huurts"
"I'm beautiful, no matter what they say!"
A self pic of Mouse!
Mika--not nice and also, you are reposting what other people have said. Sheesh
"It's Pat"
You're not the blog monitor Rabies!
Fuck off you ugly Bitch
Calm down there Mouse
I always love it when people call me ugly and have never seen me
i was a lesbian trapped in a man's body, but then my lesbian came out.
"Big Fun"
Fatty make a funny.
Morticia--hehe
halle berry on the set of catwoman.
Colin Farrell's next sex tape would not be soon forgot.
"bob had bitch tits"
Pussy from the Soprano's has tits?
It's Pat
Mimi without here wig
Simon Cowell loved to wear black even before American Idol started.
"bob had bitch tits"
Anonymous
It does look like bob from fight club!
Kell Kell in d house!!!!
Snuffaluffagus meets Count Rack-u-la: One, Two! Two big boobies on the Mastodon!
it wasn't that weird that brian had breasts...it was weird that each breast had eight nipples.
Ahh NoAnjl...my friend!! How are you!
well, maybe s/he's beautiful on the INSIDE.
Great and I hope you are too! p.s. I'm in love w/your gravatar man!
I told you I was sexy and stacked. So when and where do you want to meet big boy?
Hey!!! I didn't say any of that stuff u guys!
i just was in a quick meeting with my boss! I haven't been posting for the last 25 to 30 mins!
Rabies! That wasn't me! I don't do the insult thing, you guys should know that by now!
Whoever you are posting with my name, please stop it!
After four years of drugs and heavy drinking, Dakota Fanning, age 17 hits rock bottom.
i'm in luv wit a stripper...
Mouse, I didn't say any of those things.
I believe you Mika
It happens a lot lately. Everybody understands
NoAnjl | 03.09.06 - 3:34 pm | #
Oh..no!! I'm in the process of changing it!
Brad Pitt, after Angie.
I don't know who that was (obvisouly), but think about it, guys. Have you EVER read a post of my that I wasn't defending someone or something--sure I like to poke fun like everyone else, but NEVER have I insulted any of you...and I NEVER would...
And NoAnjl, I wasn't reposting everything everyone else was saying, I was just referecing the post that I was commenting on. Below the their post, I made my comments...
KeLLKeLL shows her Dlist friends just how sexy she really is!
Rosie O' Donnell's son looks great.
Kell - it was fun while it lasted 
brittany spears pregnant with her 18th child in only 14 years.
I am serious. I don't know who thinks they can do this to me. They can just go fuck off and I don't know why rabies is such a bitch right now.
Monica or (Mark) records his/her DVD, "How to turn a gay straight"
Thanks, guys...that kindda got me upset...
Mika - I did not write that, wrong person babe!
I have another one with mr burns in a sexy pose, I'll use that one next time.
Concerned with comments about her weight, Mariah Carrey checks out the problem for herself
Mika, I have no issues w/you whatsoever bud!
it wasn't that weird that brian had breasts...it was weird that each breast had eight nipples.
tim | 03.09.06 - 3:32 pm | #
Funny stuff!
THis is a PIC of Me!
"One Night in Ross the Intern"
Jason Biggs starts filming 'Transamerican pie'
Dave Chappell's n da hizhouse!
I'nm loving it, KeLLKeLL!
Mika | 03.09.06 - 3:52 pm | #
You can see my new avatar??
americans next top model winner
Sorry, NoAnjl, that was meant for the lovely Rabies!
Now that sounds crazy, "the lovely Rabies!" Ha!
"I am serious. I don't know who thinks they can do this to me. They can just go fuck off and I don't know why rabies is such a bitch right now.
Mika | 03.09.06 - 3:46 pm | # "
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I didn't post this and I'm going to pray for you. I'm not poking fun, I mean it...u be blessed.
Mika - no prob! That does sound crazy, but, SHE IS, SHE IS!
2 of the siamese triplets had to keep their heads covered so as not to shock and disturb the general public.
"lovely" I mean Rabies - not crazy!
KeLLKeLL: Yeah, it's it Dave Chappell? I want that pic!
Thanks, NoAnjl. I have no issues w/u or anyone--not even the person making the crude remarks.
Harvey at 19 after Jordan gives him her old tits.
One Night in Reno
NoAnjl, we knew whatcha meant, girlfriend!
In some weird Scientology ritual, Tom made Katy cut her hair and film everything she does...
I do love everyone except that damn BITCH that keeps pretending to be me. WHoever you are DUMB BITCH quit it now!
Fuck off AnJil
I'm all outta ideas 4 this pic...
think...think...think...I've got nuttin'!
Kel I hate that avatar!
Sorry!
I am beautiful...not matter what they say!
I'm not going to give u the satisfaction--well, anymore. This will be my last retort to you (I pray). Anyone reading your post should realize that your vocab is quite limited and that is far from me...so u take care and again, u be blessed.
Jack Osbornes long lost twin
Mika 4:16 - Good for you. Very classy!
Well, I'm out cause' I was told to fuck off!
Have a good night and good luck all!
And do not try to pretend to be me. I don't use that kind of language only for fuckheads like you!
And this IS the last of me telling you ANYTHING fuckwad!
Ditto, NoAnjl! It's almost time for me to leave too...goodnight and sweet dreams!
Nighty night KellKell!
Josh Harnett decides a sex change just might finally land him an Oscar-worthy role...
The unedited version of KidRock/Scott Stapp's sex video
smells like teen spirit
(When taking the typical myspace picture,) a big girl will need a big camera.
"FIERCE!!!"
"I think the zoom is broken"
Jessica Simpson: When the fake hair and make up comes off!
Elephant-tits-is
Pat could decide on a superhero name: She-man or He-Bra
Elephant-tits-is
Anonymous | 03.09.06 - 4:35 pm | #
Good one!
Proof that Tits AREN'T everything.
Rosie O'Donnell Beefs It Up For Her Next Broadway Endeavor: Dykes on Bykes.
Oops, could=couldn't on Anon 4:37
Being sick and tired of hiding behind his/her pathetic website, The Superficial finally decided to "come out of the closet" and face the critics
kimora lee simmons before hair and makeup.
Perez Hilton admires his naturally firm, plump breasts.
Britney: I really thought Kevin would like me new hairstyle.
Mariah will cut this bitch for having bigger tits than her.
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Secne from One Night in Donkeylips...
DJ AM before gastric bypass.
Inspired by Hilary Swank and Felicity Huffman's Oscar recognition with gender bending roles, Josh Hartnett goes all out for Oscar glory.
Loozer | 03.09.06 - 2:17 pm | #
Josh Harnett decides a sex change just might finally land him an Oscar-worthy role...
Collin Kelley | Homepage | 03.09.06 - 4:25 pm | #
Semi-Great minds think alike, CK.
Young A.J. had NO IDEA what the new season of 'The Sporanos' held for him...
Goodnight my lovelies! I shall see u guys tomorrow...and today u guys made me laugh so hard...I really needed since having lost my dad...God bless each of you!
Sorry -
"Young A.J. had NO IDEA what the new season of 'The Sopranos' held for him."
Ass titties, ass and titties
Ass, ass, titties
Titties, ass, and titties
Does this camera make my ass look fat?
Don'cha wish yer girlfriend was hot like me?!?!
I think this is one of the scariest fucking dykes I've ever seen...well, besides seeing myself naked.
Ok...one more.
"Moby Chick"
Hilary Swank gains 95 pounds, for her next epic; ''Sometimes, Boys DO Cry''.
Just leaked: Chastity Bono Sex Tape
I *know* if I post this pic on my blog, the men will come running now!!
"Margeuritte Perrin IS "Victor/Victoria!!!"
He bite me on my Bagina!
"Star I'm ready to role play honey, come on out with that big strap on thingy"
I'm ready for my close up Mr. Demille....
no offense taken, i am at work so can't keep up. stupid work.
i know but you can barely see ace and gary, it's really hard to find a decent pic of them. okay, i will use them, they are pretty funny.
PARASITE HILTON PRE-OP!
It's time for androgeny! It's Pat!"
fo sho | 03.09.06 - 2:22 pm | #
LMFAOOOOOO
G.I. Jane, having let herself go, hopes for a Kirsti Alley-style comeback.
Stolen from Live Journal "Birls". We are thankful it was not stolen from Live Journal "Nekkid Birls'.
I told you. I'm the only gay in the village!"
It's time for androgeny! It's Pat!"
fo sho | 03.09.06 - 2:22 pm | #
^haha that gets my vote..best skit ever!
Leaked still from Britney Spears taking her wig off in her suite in Hawaii.
duuude?!?
If I get the angle just right, I can make my tits look huge and photoshop Pamela Anderson's head on my body. Then my eHarmony picture will be ready to post!
The Ultimate Chick with a Dick:
Schoolboy by day...hot drag queen by night.
I *am* the Biggest Loser!
That's what happens when you eat Luna bars instead of regular protein shakes.
This a picture of my maunt- man aunt
Ladies Night $1 Bud Lights, here I come!
Does this wifebeater make my tits look big?
In the background he/she is lstening to Paris Hilton's cover of Rod Stewart's "Do You Think I'm Sexy?"
mariah carey sans wig
jason alexander's secret desires exposed.
Lesbian: The other white meat
What's that? It's Pat!
My name is Josh
*clap* *clap*
I give great hugs
*clap* *clap*
Stevia has been in his mother's closet again.
The worst case of manboobs I've ever seen.
mariah lost her weeve
nice tits for a guy of that height
Hearing that Brad and Angelina are looking to adopt twins, a Latvian mother prepares to send pictures of her unwanted babies to the adoption broker.
Rosie O gets in touch with her feminie side
General: Shaving head, not shaving underarms, or legs, dating, girls, and dating girls lol!
Music: Ani Difranco, KD Lang, Le Tigre
Television:The L Word, WNBA
Movies: Bound, Victor/Victoria, Tank Girl
Books: Anything Gertrude Stein, Sapphic Poetry
Dan and Roseanne Connor's daughter, Becky, all grown up.
On the next "Laguna Beached Whale"..
Audition tape for the film "CookieJarhead"
Janice Dickinson's last attempt to stay on tv as America's first supermodel.
Harvey Fully Loaded
Does this dress make my ass look fat?
winner: it places the lotion in the basket.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i had to catch a breather after that one! (need to have seen silence of the lambs)
Is that Andy Milonakis?
my playtex bra lifts and separates....
I'm documenting myself as a woman before I make the change
Britney shooting the sequel for Chaotic on UPN
Just checking if the camera REALLY adds ten pounds
When Mariah wakes up in the morning without the makeup and hairweaves
Does this mirror make me look fat?
Brit Brit in "Chaotic 2"
Do these tittes make me look gay?
Chasity Bono after celebrity fit club
Rosie O'Donnell tries to recreate the infamous Goonies "Truffle Shuffle".
Do I look fat in this dress?
That's not Dan and Roseanne Connor's daugther Becky--that is so totally D.J.! You know Leon got a hold of him at the Loose Meat Sandwich Shop and totally made him dark-sided. Hee hee.
Girls, girls!!!!--a la Edna Garret
After viewing this tape of a makeover hopeful, Trini and Suzanna kill themselves in a murder-suicide pact.
Chasity Bono in the "never before seen clips" from celebrity fit club.
America's Next Top Model - here I come!
Wow, those hormone pills really work. Thats half the job done!!
yay, congrats MFers!
funny stuff.
Congrats Guys!!!!
! **Russian Accent** Congrats, you vinners, you!**
I am all about laughing at people, but I don't like this one. It offends me. I am not sure why. Hm.
oh wow, thx!!
Good job winners!
Nah, this picture, for me, was NOT as disturbing as the peter pan guy in the fairy outfit. *shivers*
"If only my dick was as big as my Dolly's"
Shit I'm too late I need to update more.
Congrats Guys
congrats to the winners, rabies that one had me lol-ing at work.
fo sho - LOL - I gotta tell ya, that one last week w/the guy in shorts - that got me - I could not stop laughing - the comments were great, esp. yours!
Aww, thanks NoAnjl! I've only recently been coming to dlisted and never really paid attention to the Caption It contests until the guy in the shorts. It's a good thing I have my own office because the whole thread had me crackin up!
fo sho - I'm a new Dlisted too!! Funny shit I tell ya. I now live for the Caption This contest! It feels good to get some hearty laughs in before you go home. Well, unf, got to do some work. ttyl! Have a good one!
Aww, I'm surprised I was in there this time. I really thought there were some great ones. But I'm honored because this was my first one! Yay! Thanks MK.
Why are you making fun of regular people all the time now? This use to be a celebrity site. Not it's just "let's make fun of everyone cause we're douche bags" site.
THAT IS NOT A "REGULAR" PERSON.
THE MY SPACE WINNER KILLED IT!
lol I like the myspace caption!!!!
WAsn't rabies comment used on a previous caption contest for TomKat???
Gee, my boobs look terrific!
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