There is a GOD, praise him.
What the hell is that protruding from her back?
Its a herpe Jess.
Ew, her feet look old. Like we say in PR, she's more traveled than an old penny.
if she keeps bending over, i feel like a dirty butt plug or a stillborn fetus is going to drop and splat between her feet.
Herpe, LOLOLOLOLOL
OMG - if this was finally the end of her, sigh - I can't even imagine how nice the world would be....
She looks like a Mafia housewife in these pictures...and look at those gigantic feet!
What is that I hear? Her time on the public stage ticking down?
*tick*tick*tick*...
ewww, is that a Toyota Sienna she's coming out of??
YUCK.. so soccer mom trash!
She looks like the walking dead in these pics, when will the skeleton look go away?
Hunchback herpe!! 
I can't help it but laugh at her herpe infected misery.
US Weekly ROCKS!
hope springs eternal for this being the 'END' of this cunt.
CUNT!
I love her for her giant feet, hearts. She is the only woman I know with feet bigger than mine. I have no clue where she finds cute shoes. Trannyless, maybe.
Frederick's of Hollywood
too bad someone wasn't there to kick her over -that would be priceless
dayanara, you're a cunt
That dress is FUUUUUGLY... Shouldn't that be covering someone's davenport?
Trannyless, Jess!
LET US ALL FATTIES UNITE AND HOLD HANDS! WHERE'S MOUSE? DAMM PUT THAT SIDE O BEEF DOWN GIRL AND JOIN US
she looks like a hunchback, or like she has a stick holding her up or something. what the hell is that. where did she get that dress and those horrid shoes? is she colorblind? so many things wrong with this pic.
If US Weekly sticks to this promise, I will be happy to buy that magazine again. Was sick of seeing that homely jimmy-eyed git on the cover each week. Does anyone remember her Aunt: Kim Richards? I used to think she was so cool when I was a kid. She had this crazy long blonde hair way down her back and starred in all those Disney movies "Return to Witch Mountain", etc. and I think some Afterschool Specials. She was also in "Tuff Turf" which was so bad, it's good.
Her fifteen hundred minutes of fame are almost over.
Sweet DICK let this be true.
Having to see her boogled eye watching me while I'm buying fucking tampons is getting to be TOO MUCH! END THE MADNESS!!!
Osteoporosis = Hunchback.
Let me tell you, I would have kicked her flat ass SO hard, she would have landed at least 5 feet away.
Motherfucker! I hate to say it but i totally dig that outfit! especially the shoes and bag!
is that her osteo hump in the back? she looks old and it's not a dime she's picking up.. it's a penny
parasite can die soon enough!
I have a cartoon on my desk that shows a guy sitting talking to a woman at a travel agency and he says: "I'd like to go someplace where they've never heard of Paris Hilton."
She is the only person I would kill.
I am SO SICK of the "don't you know who I am" attitude of Hollywood and those who think that they are so much better than us. ARGH!!!
Ban her ass from all functions.
dayanara, you're a cunt
cuntbag | 03.10.06 - 11:46 am | #
Fuck you
and
Fuck off
and take your vaginal green discharge with you.
Thank you.
I thought I had read where she wears a large sized shoe, but I don't recall what size. 10 or 12?
Jess.. my thoughts EXACTLY! What the HELL is that coming from her back?!?
Gawd, that dress! Yikes!
Q.F.E. Damn that is so funny. I was thinking about that movie Tuff Turf yesterday. There was a song in it that I was trying to think of. LOL.
I like the outfit too, Morticia. Console yourself with the fact that she probably did not pick it out herself. One of her people did.
i like her, she is hot and rich and, like most women her age who are hot, she has sex. so what? who cares? if she died tmmrw in a plane crash we'd all feel pretty shitty about beating her up all the time because she as everything we don't, and does everything we can't. i say, live an let live, and stop taking swipes at someone you simply don't know.
Hahahaaha - thats totally a herp protruding from her back!
I wonder if she queefed when she bent over! Dumb slut. I hope she crashes and burns real soon.
Cindyloo, I have read she wears a size 11 shoe.
Daya, I want to be a cunt too.
Wanna be cunt-buddies? We can get portraits at Sears and shit.
NICE...green discharge....Lunch anyone???
Oh, and anonymous, do you know where you are? This is DListed. All that is done here is bashing ugly wonky eyed herpe infested sluts like Parasite Hilton.
omg lo, your avatar ROCKS - Bubbles is the greatest!
Platypus, you are such a pussyface! 
the thing coming out of her back is the microphone pack, this is from simple life 4 filming. that would explain the van too.
now onto her whackness, the reason why people hate on her so hard is that she is famous for doing nothing but showing up and talking in a fake whispy voice and stating the same vapid lines over and over again. it was bound to get old, and here we are.
Anonymous: Newsflash, dear.
I would not feel one microsecond of grief or remorse, I would feel relief.
Sorry, that's how despicable I find this trash to be.
PERCOCET....PLEASE!!!
i like her, she is hot and rich and, like most women her age who are hot, she has sex. so what? who cares? if she died tmmrw in a plane crash we'd all feel pretty shitty about beating her up all the time because she as everything we don't, and does everything we can't. i say, live an let live, and stop taking swipes at someone you simply don't know.
Anonymous | 03.10.06 - 11:54 am | #
SAYS WHO? Who would feel shitty? I DO NOT THINK SO...she brings all this bad shit onto her HERSELF...again...
CUNT!
i read that she pissed off elton- they were having a convo and she answered her cell in the middle of it. was he surprised?
So let me get this straight, someone finally wised up to the fact that she's a skany, disease-riddled, trashtastic moron with a lazy eye, a beak nose, no ass and monsterous feet, and have subsequently decided to stop printing stories about her? How long did this take for them to realize it? I never thought I'd say this, but I have a newfound respect for US Weekly...it may have taken them long to figure out what a piece of crap she is, but they figured it out before the rest of the tabloids!
I wonder what she looks like when she's 40.
Penis: you hot bitch!! put on your yellow tafeta and let's be cunts together.
I have size 10 feet *sigh*
I wouldn't care if she died. Wait. Trying to care...
nope.
watch bending over girl, your herpes be hangin out!
This is my favorite story of life...
O, and Anonymous | 03.10.06 - 11:54 am | #
HAHAHAHAHAHAH nice try...
Ceej - You said it!!!
Picking up a dime... It looks like she has a hump on her back in the first picture...WTF????
I've always thought Paris is anorexic like the rest of them...I honestly thought that was her spine protruding from her back....
i swear
why was she banned from the Vanity Fair party?
HAHAHA I would pay my last 28 cents that I have in my wallet to see Elton put on a latex glove and slap the shit out of her.
She should know better than to mess with the gay mafia.
cluessy - THANKS! It's truly hard to top Harvey, but Bubbles comes a close second! I heart TPB!!!!!!
i am SHOCKED she didnt donate to the AIDS charity!!!! thats just WRONG! whats a donation to her? like pocket change? KARMA, my buds, KARMA!
ha ha and nicole is back with AM so parasite skanktrash can just kill herself with shame
US Weekly is automatically going to the top of my favorite magazines list.
that dress is so ugly and her extensions are screaming out for help. can YOU imagine being glued to her head? poor things.
Extensions, hump, herpes, illiterate, devious...
Wow! What a catch!
I can just see the herpes running down her legs...
Does anyone else have a hard time with the gravatar site? I always have to log in twice and this time they screwed up my avatar!
Rabies, I feel you. Mine are a size 10 too. Sigh.
everyone needs to stop talking about that cunt, not just US Weekly.
I know it's fun to take shots at her, but maybe you ought to write that bitch off, too.
Fuck her, the stupid whore.
Rabies, all the time, hon. You just have to keep trying. Congrats on wining the contest!
I so envy girls with smaller feet, but I don't judge against people with crazy-sized feet on either end of the spectrum
Yes Rabies...I always have to try a few times before it logs me in..it always says theres an error..
Hallelujah!!! Cute dress, though.
Thanks Mouse. I can't believe it. I thought there were better ones but I'm honored.
I told you so! She'done! Btw, she looks repulsive here, esp. that first pic. She looks like she should be hanging in a high school biology lab...
MizRo you forgot the flat ass, man feet and man hands. plus, fake blue eyes and a fake blue tan. take all that away and she probably looks like that guy from Mash who was always dressed in drag!!!!!
whoops not fake BLUE tan sorry.
I do like her shoes...I long to wear cute shoes but I spend all my money on furnishing my apartment instead of clothes. =(
The thing on her back is a microphone, she is filming an episode of the Simple Life that's why she's getting out of a Toyota.
Does she have a hunchback or is that her mike for filming?
Her claw, uh, hand, is putrid. I am tall and thin and gangly, God, I pray I don't look like THAT 
I hope it's the end of her, we need someone new to hate on.
How tall are you Rabies & Jess?
I think her dress is cute. Shoes, too!
I'm so excited that basically overnight everyone decided to stop feeding her the attention she needs. Man the world is harsh but just.
I'm 5'8"
is it really low of me to be dancing around with glee?
well, i thought about it... and NO. Parasite Herpes deserves what's coming to her - it's been a long time coming.
Rabies, Jess, I'm 5'8" too, size 10 feet. Long and gangly, even my heart is long, I had a doc in CA. who was convinced I had Marphan's (sp?) syndrome...
Jena: Klinger!! So True!!
oh god please PLEASE let this be true, i'll go to church EVERY SUNDAY if this shit is true!
Wow she wont be put in magazines or get invited to boring prestigeous parties whatever will she do? Please bitches she has MILLIONS and has lead a better life than any of you scum will live!
death, dance away! I think people are seeing her for the plague she is! There is a God!
shit, my new avater really scares me a bit - i almost miss grimelda (green imelda). was that you prico that gave me "grimelda"?
thanks bean!
MK you're SO hardcore !!!
No-one can unleash their passive-agressive personality against unsuspective folks as well as you do.
And please, don't let nobody tell you that you're just frustrated because you think you should have been a star but no-one cares about you unless you talk about the real celebs. Those people are jealous of...nothing.
I'm 5' 11"
Thos of you that have size 10+ feet, it's not terrible or abnormal...unless you're Paris Hilton. Then it's extremely funny to laugh about her ginormous feet and terrible personality. On a "regular" person, larger feet are normal...on her, it's hilarious.
Rabies, Jess, I'm 5'8" too, size 10 feet. Long and gangly, even my heart is long, I had a doc in CA. who was convinced I had Marphan's (sp?) syndrome...
Bean
Wow, I didn't realize that affected women. I always hear that it's obvious in men (like they tried to claim that certain pharaohs in Egypt had it). Huh.
Well, I'm not so gangly anymore. I'm getting pudgier by the day. So enjoy your thinness *sniffle*
HERPES!!!
I'm an Amazon. I've accepted it. I never felt bad about my feet, till I was in jr high and some asshat shoesaleman made me very selfconscious about it. As my grandma tells me, I'm tall. I need a good foundation or I'd topple over.
What brand of shoes is she wearing (the ones with the red soles)? I like them and they obviously make them in big people sizes.
"if she died tmmrw in a plane crash we'd all feel pretty shitty"
I'd have a goddamn parade.
Human detritus, HUMAN DETRITUS!!!
I work at a dance supply store on the weekend, fitting shoes. I once fit an 11 year old girl who had a size 13 1/2 women's foot. I actually had to measure her by a man's scale and fit her with men's ballet shoes instead. That is abnormal...someone with a 10-12 foot, not all that abnormal.
Death!! how are you bitch?
Ready for some herpes infection action?
Run RUN RUN from the Herpes skank!!
failed vocation | 03.10.06 - 12:27 pm | #
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Perez, be nice now!
hi back daya! i'm ready for some action bitch, but you can have all the herpes on your own...
Rabies | Homepage | 03.10.06 - 12:32 pm | #
Christian Louboutin does the red sole shoes, honey.
Thanks death, I will buy some when I am rich someday *bwahahaha* =)
Her herpes started migrating, today her back tomorrow her face!
Look out cuz that thing looks like it’s going to blow into an erupting volcano of pus!!!
ceej, thanks for that! I can laugh at my ginormous feet now, but when I was a kid, being called Bigfoot sucked (so original, no?!). jess, 5'11", wow,you are tall...I love it (height bigot here)! Rabies, I know this doc wanted to test and study me, I was in the ER for bronchitis, he was just fascinated with me (go figure, I'm not abnormally tall). My hubby had to finally step in and say enough with the N.E. Medical journal delusions, just treat my f*cin' wife please!
lol, bean. Well I can understand if your organs are also elongated. PS- I was called "gunboats".
Off to work. See you all in 20mins
The END IS NEAR...of Parisite, that is! YES!!!!!
"Wow she wont be put in magazines or get invited to boring prestigeous parties whatever will she do? Please bitches she has MILLIONS and has lead a better life than any of you scum will live!"
I've always had the impression the Paris Hilton's entire life, and even moreso her sense of personal value, is tied up in the pursuit of tabloid publicity and the attendance of exclusive parties. I'm not sure how she will react to being banned from the public spotlight, but I don't think she will be unaffected by it and just move happily along. Or who knows, maybe she'll take some of her ungodly amounts of money, go to college or at least seek out some kind of education. I think she could extend her 15 minutes if she actually had something to say or even an opinion about something other then herself. As it is, she comes off as terribly ignorant for someone who grew up with all the monetary advantages in the world, and I think it's this ignorance that is the most grating to people.
I saw Graydon Carter on Larry King saying he would not allow Paris Hilton into the VF party, nice move however isn't that a tad hypocritical since he put her on the cover of VF?
Please, people, stop slandering my good name. For the last time, I do NOT have Paris Hilton! Signed, Herpes.
Mouse when you pick up your fast food order at Burger King for your 5 burgers and 10 fries and 12 shakes, could you get me a diet coke?
Thanks 
captain exposition | 03.10.06 - 12:48 pm | #
i think you're giving her way too much credit. she doesn't know what goes on in colleges or universities! she's only heard of keg parties by the frats and sorority bitches there. the only education this girl is going to get is how often to take her meds to avoid her herpes flare-ups.
going to get some kind of education... you're funny captain!
Bean, Jess, Rabies, Ceej: tall is beautiful and stately. Long and lithe...*sigh*
I'm 5'3", size 7 and I wish I were tall.
Jane: she does not LIVE life, she plays it.
Bug Spray:
I love being tall. I like to put on my heels and go out. I'm taller than alot of guys with them!
Petite is cute too, MizRo! At lest you don't have a problem finding pants that are long enough. Most everything looks cropped length on me!
Ha ha, this is why Us Weekly is my favorite source of printed gossip. I'm so over reading about this stupid overrated bitch, she really just needs to be ignored. She is soooo 2003. 
I was done with that trash after Simple Life 1 since it became known she was a racist. I find it so funny that people dont understand why her and Nicole arent friends. After Rehab Nicole probably saw that B**** for who she really was, and thought she would have had to been high to stand being a friend to that heartless brainless herpes-infected waste of life.
death to star jones | 03.10.06 - 12:59 pm |
I agree with you, but I think it's really really sad. There is nothing more depressing then some one who chooses to be ignorant because they think it's cool. Personally, I blame her parents who obviously never bothered to instill her with any kind of values. Did they raise her or was she raised by the "help"? That might explain her desperate and grasping need for attention and acknowledgement.
At least she'll have her scrapbook, with all of those magazine and In Touch and US pictures of herself cut out and glued into it with I Heart Paris on it, to keep her company on those lonely nights. Oh, and her drug dealer will always be her friend as long as the money doens't run out.
Captin Expo - she couldn't even get into college. I hear she doesn't have a highschool diploma or GED. She has no desire to be educated.
Man I wish I was behind her in the last picture - I would so love to kick her in the ass - kick her to the curb!
Jess | 03.10.06 - 1:17 pm |
Paris can get into the same Harvard that that Dara chick did.
Jess--Being short has its disadvantages too though. My mom is 5'3" and when she holds capri up to herself....they are just pants.
I find the worst thing about being taller is monkey arms. I can't find long-sleeved shirts that fit.
Yes, I think we would have loved to do a collective kick in the lack of panties on her there. Maybe if we all pushed lightly with the bottoms of our shoes we could avoid anyone having to get their toe lodged somewhere unsavory.
Rabies, Monkey arms! I was always tall, and the other kids didn't want me to play tag with them because my arms were long. They said it was unfair.
fo sho
I don think the problem is that her feet are ginormous. It's because they look like they belong to a Mummy or a dead Granny that was found a year after she past away.
Oh, And those gross Man-Hand's, all that + her terrible personality.
Jess: You're it!!!
The Bird: Ginormous!!!! LOL LOL
HA HA...cheap ass bitch...everyone needs to send this bitch back to the petri dish she came from. Her 15 minutes expired years ago. I praise Vanity Fair for doing what everyone else should've done long ago, let's hope this triggers a domino effect and the bitch is out of our lives for good.
Rabies, I can't see your gravatar at all.
I hate being short. I have to climb supermarket shelves like a monkey to get stuff off the top!
I have man hands too. It is a curse. I feel for her. Try to find a ring in size 10.
Remember the chick Seinfeld dumped for having man hands.
I know my gravatar didn't upload right and the already deleted the old one (wtf?)
Bug Spray--So long as you don't throw feces when you get to the top, right? =) But seriously, I do that in my kitchen because some of the cabinets are near the ceiling. I know the agony of having something you want about 6 inches too far away.
I'm in such a cheerful mood (despite the snowy weather) because I honestly believe this is the end of Paris Hilton
I am the resident fetch things off of high shelves girl. I do feel for people at the grocery store. I've helped I don't know how many out.
Paris is dead! Yay!
I have size 10 feet *sigh*
Rabies | Homepage | 03.10.06 - 12:02 pm | #
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haha, me too Rabies!!
OKAY, SO WE ALL KNOW THAT NOT EVERYONE WHO GETS STD'S ARE SLUTBAGS, BUT PARIS?
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE? SHE SHOULD BE THE FUCKING POSTERCHILD FOR THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL. THE NASTY BITCH DOESNT DESERVE SYMPOTHY 4 SHIT, AND NEITHER DOES ANY OF THOSE TRIFLIN' BLISTER SUCKIN' RICH BOYS, WHO KNOWINGLY SCREW THIS INFESTED TRASH, AND PASS THAT SHIT ON TO THE NEXT WHORE DONOR.
YUCKY!!! EWWWW!! NASTY, NASTY!!!
Petite is cute too, MizRo! At lest you don't have a problem finding pants that are long enough. Most everything looks cropped length on me!
Jess | 03.10.06 - 1:09 pm
Rabies is right with the capri thing. And when I buy regular pant they're always, like 6 inches longer than my legs. The "short" pants are even (a little bit) longer than my legs. I'm 5'1" and quit growing.
But on the other hand, I'm the second tallest in my family. OK, wait maybe that's still sad.
I am so sick of this ho!
Hahahahah! WHORE DONOR! Good one!
in hollywood "do you know who I am?" is english for "Yes, I am a total douchbag piece of shit"
Bug Spray, you need to find tall ones like Jess and I to help you at the grocery store...Jess, I don't even wait for people to ask anymore, I just reach up and fish it off the shelf for them...I'm hoping this is earning me points for heaven!
Mr. Obvious, whoever uses the lame-ass, "Don't you know who I am?" line, should be shot on site...
That's what I do too, Bean. You can always tell who needs help. I hope someone is watching our random acts of kindess.
I laughed when I read this.
I want to see her ass slowly banned from every party, every bar, in the state of California.
I want more celebrities to speak out against her and what she stands for.
I want her to finally be embarassed and shameful of what she has become.
I want her mother to feel the same way.
There... I'm done now.
tall chicks ahve big feet, is that asurprise? paris is ripping hot and i'd let her shit on my chest if she wntd to. MizHo and KitKat? butch dykes maybe? birkenstocks, dirty jeans and wallets w/chains. she is young rich and hot, which makes her perfect. 100% grade A, hot, perfect USDA prime cut.
I won't get heaven points for helping people because it's usually my mom (she's a shorty) and I make her feel bad by either patting her on the head afterwards or putting my chin on the top of her head. =) But I do the random acts of kindness too I suppose.
She can start hanging out with tara reid, their both dirt.
Anonymous | 03.10.06 - 1:57 pm | #
so what do the Herpes, and god knows what other STD's she has, make her????
Rabies | 03.10.06 - 2:02 pm | #
HAHAHAHA
i do that to my mom also (i'm 5'10") and she's 5'5"...
LOL.........i love it!
when i walk into a store, they usually ask me to pay...
and then i say "do you know who i am?"
and they say : "oh my god,you're The Muffin, I knew it!!! can i have your autograph?!"
The Muffin,
oliand1 | 03.10.06 - 1:48 pm
So let me get this straight...you want a disease-laden, herperiffic whore to shit on your chest? Damn, man...you deserve the rainbow of diseases that reside in that piece of crap's vag. Man, shitting on someone's chest is a nasty visual...but when you make it Paris and her plethora of diseases...it's just plain ass wrong.
What kind of drugs does she use ?(illegal not herpes meds).
"Do you know who I am?"
"OMG, I'm so sorry, Miz Hilton, we didn't recognize you." Turns aside and yells, "HILTON'S HERE! SCRAMBLE THE HAZMAT TEAM, STAT!"
"paris is ripping hot and i'd let her shit on my chest if she wntd to."
just a silly question, would you let her shit on your chest before or after one of her daily colonics?
Well, since she can't control her bladder, she just might shit on him whether she wants to or not.
No I don't think it's a dime she is picking up. Her clit was rotting and finally fell off.
i love her outfit
She is looking all over for her relevance.
LOLZ!!!!!
if she keeps bending over, i feel like a dirty butt plug or a stillborn fetus is going to drop and splat between her feet.
tim | 03.10.06 - 11:43 am | #
I'm so excited for when it all just comes crashing down.
even better nice one!
"Do you know who I am?"
"OMG, I'm so sorry, Miz Hilton, we didn't recognize you." Turns aside and yells, "HILTON'S HERE! SCRAMBLE THE HAZMAT TEAM, STAT!"
Bug Spray | 03.10.06 - 2:22 pm | #
hmmm wondering how i can post an avatar? any help?
whyme, find a pic u like, it needs to be 80 x 80 pixels, go to gravatar.com, sign up for an account, upload your pic, wait for them to rate it, once it has been approved it will show up when you use the same e-mail you registered with to post a comment. Don't worry, your e-mail will not show up.
I think we all knew Parasite didn't believe in charity after the whole incident with homeless guy. She's a fucking disease. I love how blunt this blog is!
Anonymous | 03.10.06 - 11:54 am | #
Do you honestly think anyone here would be sad if she died or were you joking?
I think Paris going down in a fiery plane that ends up in some nasty landfill is a very suitable death for her.
Only if she was being eaten by her menagerie of animals as said plane was ablaze, barreling towards a landfill chock full of dirty tampons and used toilet paper.
and they say : "oh my god,you're The Muffin, I knew it!!! can i have your autograph?!"
The Muffin | 03.10.06 - 2:17 pm | #
Yes, Muffin, but do they know THE Muffin Man?
Seriously..what the hell makes her think that she needs to pick up a damn thing from the street..I mean bitch is so rich it's fuckin' ridicilous. Maybe she's just waiting for a little spankin'!..that filthy whore!
Whoops, I dropped my Valtrex!
FINALLY! I am sick of her! What a selfish Bitch!
ah, but the crash and burn is SO much fun to watch.
Yes, Muffin, but do they know THE Muffin Man?
highlighter | 03.10.06 - 3:20 pm | #
screw that, i'm the only The Muffin that matters!!
CEEJ? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? CAPTAIN SAVE A SLUT? I'LL EXCUSE YOUR SORRY ASS BECAUSE I SEE YOU HAVE TAKEN MY COMMENTS PERSONALLY. I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FLARE UP'S, BUT GEESH, DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON EVERYONE ELSE NICK CART... I MEAN "CEEJ".
A SLUT IS A SLUT IS A FUCKIN' S-L-U-T!
Ha ha ha! It does sound like the end is nigh for her. Finally. But then again, I dunno. These types always defy the odds. They're like cockroaches. Even if there's a nuclear war and everyone is killed Parasite will still be alive, flashing a toothless smile and waving the few wisps of hair left on her scorched head.
(damn, my ears are ringing...)
Hmm, all this talk of "at least she has her millions" may not be true...Anyone remember how it was hinted (possibly by Ted Casablanca, I think) that the Hiltons are actually nowhere near as rich as they pretend to be? That Nicole Richie was actually worth so much more that she could buy and sell Parasite several times over? Maybe that's why she doesn't donate to charity or even tip anybody anywhere--besides the fact that she's a huge self-absorbed bitch, of course.
So after her media demise, she might actually be *broke* in a couple years when no one hires her to be a waste of space...
Hmmmm...Wouldn't THAT be the icing on the cake?
Umm...what the hell did I do to you, oliand1? Your nasty ass description of Paris taking a shit on you is worse than the visual of Paris' nasty ass herps. I was just saying that. Take a pill and come on down...I didn't mean to offend you. And no, I'm not a slut, and never have been...serial monogamist, thank you very much.
I am beginning to believe in justice in the world. The only problem is she won't end up like MC Hammer since she is a Hilton. Let's boycott their hotels!
Beeyotch | 03.10.06 - 4:00 pm | #
I think the rummor that she was going to come into 50million when her grandfather died was over rated...most say it's only around 14million(poor thing)..but Sticole is set to get around 25-30million from daddy richie...besides who knows if parasite will get anything..heard that her older family members are not to pleased with her behavior..we can only hope that her granddaddy cuts her out of his will compleately..and we'll see her working at WalMart in the clothing sec...saying "buy this...it's HOT!"
the fact that there are [approximately]190 comments concerning this silly cunt (notwithstanding this one) seems to indicate that she's not going anywhere soon. too good a combination-- whore, idiot, rich girl; she's the fucking publicity trifecta...
2500 is like a dollar to her. She's rather spend 100,000 on a shopping spree on clothes she's just wear for a day than to help fund the study to find a cure for AIDS that would help millions of suffering people? For shame, people like her make me sick....
***I think Paris going down in a fiery plane that ends up in some nasty landfill is a very suitable death for her.
Crees_dahl***
That's an excellent way for her to go. All the germs would burn up.
skinny racist bitch!
CEEJ, YOUR A DUMBASS IF YOU THINK I WOULD SAY SOME SHIT LIKE THAT! IF YOUR INTO THAT DISGUSTING SHIT, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, BUT DONT COME ON HERE LIKE A DAMN IDIOT TRYING TO WEED OUT THE OTHER PERVERTS.(I KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING) NOT MY STYLE, BUT YOU DO YOU ... (WITH YA NASTY ASS)
she's the fucking publicity trifecta...
sofeckingloverly | Homepage | 03.10.06 - 4:43 pm | #
You forgot diseased, racist and possibly related to Bigfoot.
there was a blind item in pagesix a long while back that i think refered to Brandon Davis having 2 kinds of herpes this was when he was first dating Mischa Barton so maybe thats where Paris got it, hmm?
PROBABLY NOT AS YOU ARE WRITING ABOUT HER, YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GREAT IN THINKING SHE'S A PIECE OF TRASH WHO'S NOT WORTHY OF THE PRESS? EAT YOUR WORDS.
ana:
It's called grammar...look it up.
STOP: ALL PHOTOGRAPHS OF HER
HER STUPID NAME IN PRINT
INVITES ALL OVER
ANY CAREER OFFERS
SHE'S GONE!!!!!
Michaelllll you're the best. You're so fucking hilarious + witty, so up on all the news and just so fun to read every day. I looooove you
Oh yeah - You're sooo right about Herpes Hilton. Thanks for taking a stand against her. She's such a sorry human being.
When I was younger my Barbie had shoes like those, damn things always fell off.
Nasty, this girl goes around all the time with no panties on, leaving her nasty herpe cunt juices everywhere. The CDC should fine this nasty whore.
What's up with the osteoporosis hump on her back? Can we now add hunchback to beak nose and lazy eye? Yah, she's cuuuuuute. She should give her grandmother back her shoes too.
asta: OMG, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT SHIT! NOW I'M FUCKIN ANGRY! NASTY BITCH IS A WALKING WASTE HAZARD, PUBLIC ENEMY #1 WITH HER FUNK-NASTY DRIPPING COOCH! WHERE THE FUCK IS A STRAY BULLET WHEN YOU NEED ONE?
I hope some guy cheats her of all her money and uses it for charity instead.
And then that bitch rots and dies.
Is she getting into a minivan? haha stupid skank her cunt is probably so loose you could hide a fabric egg in there. Her and Kate Moss should talk.
Her feet are so huge, it's like she has magical tranny feet!
Gigantic smurf feet. Repellent yet compelling.
I didn't know that Kim Richards (the little girl that played in Escape from Witch Mountain in the 70s) is Paris Hilton's aunt and the sister of Paris' mom!!!! She looked a lot like Paris Hilton when she was a teenager.
Could someone please do the world a favor and DROP A BOMB on PARASITE!!!
PLEASE!!!
Stavros parents completely HATE Paris and her lazy eyed hooked nose std infected buttaface!! Along w/the rest of Greece, we will see how long it is before he wisens up and drops bird nose. One his allowance is cut off I bet.
He will never marry her anyway, his parents can't stand her. He is just fu**ing her anyway. God he is going to get herpes now. I feel sorry for his mother.
Whore!!!
Give the girl a bloody break! Her diaphragm fell out of her when she got out of the car. At least she had the decency to pick it up!
lol a herpes wart on her back???? lmao I'm glad people are finally trying to move on from this hoe. Team Richie!!! She may be skinny as hell, but she's doing the damn thang!!!
The bitch is finally getting washed up. Soon she will be the next Tara Reid.
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