she looks so NORMAL. never thought i'd see super glam super toned Britney look so human.
she's a nice person, she does'nt bug me
She looks happy! I like her.
Uh oh. Something is wrong w/me.
first !:D
She looks 50 in some of these pics.
I am tired of her, her husband, her life, her mistakes, her stupidity, etc...
omg MK don't diss cankles, I've always hated my ankles and thought I had cankles! 
oh god i can't believe i admitted that.
Every one looks happy in Hawaii ever been there it's fucking paradise
She looks nice in the last picture. I guess it's the smile.
Sarah 
Hmm... how long will it take before we see the first post telling us that we're all jealous of Ole Stumpy Bumpy Spears?
Those shoes are not flattering to her cankles.
She is pretty when she smiles.
What is with the tube dresses. Fashion that you can just pull from the heap of cloths on your bedroom floor and not worry about wrinkes? Where is the newsboy cap.
she doesnt have cankles as much as she has falves
She is butt ugly.
are you CRAZY??? her calfs are already manly as it is!
The tube dresses are all she can pull over that intense gunt of hers
I had those flips in 2001.
Shes purty when shes smile....but hot damn, is it me or is she getting bigger??
Oooh lookie best friends...her ring is back on!!
what is with all the retarded faces she makes?
What i like about Britney...is that she doesn't really seem to care.Even though she could buy out any store that she wants to;she doesn't walk around in Prada,Valentino,etc..
Usually her hairs all tossled and she's wearing some sweatshirt with a pair of cut-offs and flip flops.
She's refershing...
She's preggo.
I'm so tired about hearing about her. Why can't people just leave this bitch alone?
Britney, honey, please kick your no good ass of a husband to the curb!
It's called Karma...Bwahahahahahahaha!
I have to say...I have cankles...and that sure doesn't make them okay!!
Britney does look better when she smiles...notice she only smiles when K-Fed is not around?
She still looks huge, and that's not just baby!
I think she looks ok here.
I think so too Prico... bitch..
So is she knocked up with the Federletus II or what?
she looks bloated preggers...
Yes, she looks cute in the last pic, just like any average person. Still can't stand her though, she married white trash and is stupid enough to drive with her baby on her lap, I hear the dueling banjos playing whenever I see her.
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but she actally looks cute, rested and happy in the last picture. (Someone check me for a fever quick!)
And she is so knocked up again. Maybe she was upset when she first found out about it, but has accepted it. Now, if she'd only kick out Rat Faced Boy...
lol falves! BAHAHAHA
She's gotta be preggers.
OMGZ her legs are seriously disturbing me. Does being preggo make your whole fucking leg bloat and swell until it looks like your legs are elephant knees? JEEZ O PETE!
i hate those stupid faces that she makes. FUG.
Shes totally got to be knocked up. I hope they name the 2nd kid Cletus.
What the fuck are these two in Hawaii for? The International Cheeto eating contest? Mouse, why aren't you there? You would totally kick Britney's ass. But seriously, what are these fools up to? Besides eating chicken and fucking around?
She looks bigger than me!! I wonder how far along she is or is she eating fried chicken...
Ahh that's better. I was bitching about her black outfit yesterday.
Mizro-
AGREED.
ahh..or is she back to her old pregnancy diet of eating fried chicken again......there we go...
Ok 2nd to last picture = RaBBiT never eats again. I mean it. THANKS A FUCKING LOT BRITNEY I AM NOW OFFICIALLY ON THE NICOLE RICHIE DIET BECAUSE I WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT YOUR GROSS ELEPHANT KNEES FOREVER!
Plague: 
She wears clothes that she has to put absolutely zero thought into. Tube dresses and flipflops. Just pull 'em on and she ready for any event. 
Those cankles are HUGE!!!!!! She's so knocked up. Look at that pregnant belly. She does look cute when she smiles, though. Bitch is still crazy.
Sarah has cankles!
I wish I had nothing to do all day besides eat McDonalds and smoke! Hell yeah! Let's see here...hmmm...I think I'll get knocked up today! Then I'll eat this fucking chicken wing. That cheeto casserole is looking tasty too. Hey bitch! Pass the fucking mac n cheese!! No, I don't want to hold the baby you crazy cow. Just light my cig and shut your pie hole!
Ok so is she fat or preggers...
damn..i never knew she was soooo stocky!.....and here i used to be upset about being tall
MontrealExpos_Forever:
I don't think she wears whatever by choice. Kev is burning through her $$$ so fast that she has to economize somewhere.
Man this makes me want a tube dress for those "Aunt Flo" is in town days. Cause if she can look cute in this, so can I. And I do believe I have those flip flops.
And yes, sigh, she does look very pretty when she smiles.
*STOP HITTING ME WITH THE WIRE HANGER!!*
You know they are just sitting around their condo fighting about shit like dirty nappies and who took the last Marlboro. When K-Fed wants to put Brit in her place he just yells "You fucked Fred Durst!" and the bitch closes her mouth and fixes him a cheeto and crack sandwich. Then they play "Who's the bigger piece of White Trash" and go to bed.
LBFF
She could be a line backer with those legs...hot damn...
LBFF I puffy heart you
After all the pics of Briney in Hawaii, it is clear that she is pregnant. Apparently, her publicist is now sorta admitting it (see the dish at Perez).
OMG! Foo! You guys are all killing me today!
She looks wonderful in that last picture, preggo or not. She seems happy, not fake happy, this time...really happy. And, she soooo looks pregnant......
KeLLKeLL I love your avitar! Chapelle rules 
Ok, so was the pic of Brit yesterday photoshopped? I'm comfused....on a couple of sites there was a pic of her in white and she looked like she was not preggos, but now it's back on.....wtf!
LB Foo Foo
You fucked Fred Durst!!
Holy shit LBFF!!
K-Fed's activities for today include smoking and not calling his other kids. Shit! You know all he does is sit around all day and play X-box and talk about the shit he wants to buy - like a diamond studded wife beater and some new rims. On a good day he spanks his monkey and takes the dog out once or twice.
I didn't fuck Fred Durst! HA!HA! You couldn't pay me enough money to touch that skeez.
Mouse! Glad I can make you laugh! You know my cheeto comments are all in fun.
Hmm... how long will it take before we see the first post telling us that we're all jealous of Ole Stumpy Bumpy Spears?
fo sho | 03.10.06 - 12:22 pm
Gee, we're all so jealous of Britney and her *cute* baby and her fashion *sense* and her (dwindling) money and fame... Golly, we should all find something better to do...
Anyway, gee whiz she looks thick. Does she not own a since bra, or what?
single bra, make that...
Foo, if you make my ass laugh then I don't care what you say! Diamond studded wifebeater!? OMG, my stomach muscles are killing me today! You guys are too funny!
whats the point of making an album shes just going to get knocked up again in 18 months or so.
Thats gonna be my new saying now. When I want someone to shut up Im gonna yell YOU FUCKED FRED DURST!!!!
do you even know what cankles are? Britney does not have cankles dumb ass.
why doesn't she wear something flattering every once in a while? i think the cankles are a result of her muscular calves turning to mush.
Brit may have more money than I do at this point in time, but I can guarantee you that I will be wealthier in oh, say ten years, than she will be unless she has someone very smart and very honest looking after her money and investments. At the rate K-Fed is spending her money, she and SPF and the next little KiddieFed(s) will be on welfare and she will have nothing but memories of what she USED to have.
She does look happy. I guess she got refills on the xanax.
It's sad, but Britney looks and IS more manly than K-Fed!
She looks like she could play for the 49ers.
How long do they have to stay married for KFed to get something based on the pre-nup? Cause I think he's puttin' in time... Plus, you know, building up his stash of 2 dollar bills and jazzy cigarette lighters.
love her.
Anon2 - Cool! We will use it on this site when we went someone to shut their pie hole. Listen up bitches! The new way to tell someone to shut the fuck up is "YOU FUCKED FRED DURST!"
anon2: I'm raising my plastic cup of jungle juice out of the dirty skanky cooler to you!
Why would anyone admit it even they had? God!
Oh you so know he is stocking up on those jazzy cigarette lighters Mia! He also collects high tops, cock rings, beer can huggies, neon signs to decorate the basement with and t-shirts that say shit like "Female Body Inspector" and "Vaginatarian". Their fucking Christmas lights are still up back at the trailer in Louisiana!
Her face is looking kind of nice.
Platform flip-flops don't help the cankles, Brit!
Got it, LBFF...
Can't wait to use it on "failed vocation"... where is that mofo?
Haha, "collects high tops" - I bet he still sports British Knights.
She's smiling for crissake! (Note that Kfed is not in the picture)
blessed with a set of "Kieblers" myself, I am pretty critical of legs........Britney does NOT have cankles- they do slim down at the ankle a little- she just has short, stumpy, muscle legs- even when she was at her hottest, she till had them......ick.
**Does being preggo make your whole fucking leg bloat and swell until it looks like your legs are elephant knees? JEEZ O PETE!
RaBBiT***
Actually, Rabbit, yes, unfortunately on most pregnant women *everything* swells, bloats and gets bigger. Some women even have to go up a size in shoes, permanently, even after the kid is born. That baby in there mutates and stretches your muscles, ribs and pelvic bones. They also leech the calcium from your teeth and bones so you get more cavities and loose joints and all kinds of good shit.
Not to mention the throwing up, sensitivity to smells, losing your hair, acne, etc. And all this takes place before the festive event that is labor.
Damn, being pregnant is such fun. Too bad men can't experience it. The world would be a zero population growth.
Back at you NoAngl. LOL.
I'm gonna use it on a few people at work.
Such a waste, get rid of the freeloader.
Does Fred Durst even exist anymore? I mean ever since Wes left the group they sucked out loud and he seemed to disappear!
I think Fred Durst has been relegated to sitting at home watching Girls Gone Wild DVDs. Speaking of which, K-Fed is getting into the business down in Hawaii. That's why he has that video recorder with him all the time.
The last I saw of Durst it was in a sex tape he made with a phone cam or something.
The last I heard about him was that he should be ashamed of that sex tape that came out cause is weeny was teeny.
anon2 -
I cant even remember his dick so it must not have been impressive.
Yikes!
The last I heard about him was that he was fucking some toothless stripper at the Roach Motel in Vegas and someone put a picture of his millimeter peter on Ebay.
Hi, Mouse & all fellow D's
God, lookin' into (at get's more and more impossible...) Zitney is bad enough way do you guy's have to bring back Fred Durst...
Last time i heard bout that Lad he had that grusome Sex-Tape on the Net...
GOD, that shit was nasty!
she does not have cankles. she looks good. leave her alone!!
Fred Durst fucked Paris Hilton too!
I think kittykittymeowmeow must have fucked Fred Durst too.
What a heffer...
And Carmen Electra. Are we seeing a Herpes connection here?
Hi Bird!
Durst cornolio'd Parisite? He must have the herp too, then.
i think she looks pretty in the last 2 pics. anyway, she doesn't have cankles. there is clear definition there. retards.
YOU FUCKED FRED DURST!!!!!
Mouse, Durst screwing Parasite... Ewww?!
Fugy, beyond my imagination. His hairy beer gut hangin' over her flabby ass while he try's to keep his nut's out off her gigant gaping Vag.
Bird! that's exactly how it would be. ewwwww
Aside from being a heifer, she doesn't look too bad today. The dress is kinda cute on her. No dark roots showing, no zits, no toenail fungus...ewww.
Too true LBFF about the video camera... I bet he's taping everything shitney does so that he can hold it all ransom or sell it once they implode...
I bet the christmas lights on his trailer are those plastic chilli-pepper kind and someone in his family has a truck with nekkid-lady mudflaps.
Hello? She doesn't need calf implants her calves are huge and I don't get the cankle thing. If you have huge calves you have thinner ankles. idiots
She doesn't have cankles???
***I bet the christmas lights on his trailer are those plastic chilli-pepper kind and someone in his family has a truck with nekkid-lady mudflaps.
Mia***
Don't forget the gun rack on the back window and the big-ass tires that everybody knows are compensation for a teeny peeny.
Bird, oh gak!
anon2 | 03.10.06 - 2:00 pm - I we gonna use dat we need to say whom it's for!
I think she looks happy, but does she look "good"? NO WAY!
I think her problem are those damn wedge shoes she's been sporting all over town.
No reason to wear those (especially with her *ahem* "muscular" legs)...
UNLESS SHE'S PREGNANT!!!!
I see K-fed as a nascar fan too.
Stop hating y'all. You know she is the hottest chick at the trailer park.
And yes, I fucked Fred Durst but it was a double-dog-dare!
Exactly bug...
As far as this "cankles or not" debate goes... She has legs like tree trunks. I think she does have cankles, but perhaps not technically... She has the unfortunate 5'2" thick-lower half body type.
How was it Crees?
It's true, they're not cankles; her calves are huge (probably from a combo of being overweight and still working out--it happens to me, it sucks) but her ankles are still the same small size. Cankles would be having no definition between the calves and ankles, or one straight shapeless tree stump.
Still don't make it any less nasty looking.
Wouldn't it be nice if you could go through this pregnancy *NOT* looking like a jacked-up, cracked-up hooker? I'm just sayin', No shame in asking for a stylist's help when you need it, girlfriend. The world will thank you for it.
Enough! She hasn't done anything worthwhile (including producing MORE Federfetuses) in forever. I can't believe this was a sex symbol.
This time around PLEASE wear real maternity clothes!
I've realized the problem! (or one of many of her problems)...
Everything looks like it's sliding downwards... Her droopy eyes, her saggy boobs, the dress that's too long for someone her height, the drop-waist, the low calves... She's melting!
cankles? cankles look very much like elephant legs and your feet and cheese toes are swollen and you can only wear flips flops and hardly then
like her music. hate her style. Where is her stylist? Did she fire her becuase she's broke (from kevin steling her money) or what? Cmon brit!
Langley...cheese toes
what is the point of getting hair extensions if she is just going to take them out?
i will say it is nice when she manages to wear something somewhat appropiate:
boobs not on ground: check
hair kind of brushed: check
shoes: check
when your house has wheels you can't afford a stylist... that dress is most likely made from a flat sheet from Walmart or several bandanas sewn together
@Mia 2:38,i'm melting,i'm meltiiinnngggg
Her dress reminds me of the time my mom walked into the living room and my K-Fed type ex-boyfriend takes one look at the hideous trousers she was wearing and yelled, "WHO SHOT THE COUCH?!"
It's easier to be nice about her cankles than it is to be about the expressions on her face. WTF?
She's pulling off the ordinary suburban housewife look amazing well tho (notthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat). If I'd just come from Mars and someone told me that a mere few years ago she was a fit, rocking global popstar I'd have that person prodded and probed by one of our finest Martian, um, 'doctors' for signs of drain bamage.
Leave her alone! At least she's not as annoying as Jessica Simpson, HoHan, Eva LongWHORIA, the Olsen twins, Paris and the rest ugh
Mimi fucked Fred Durst.
I see K-fed as a nascar fan too.
anon2 | 03.10.06 - 2:23 pm
Simma on the NASCAR hating. NASCAR didnt do anything to you to deserve that KFag comment. My peoples are respectable compared to him. He makes us look classy
does this bitch ever bond with her baby?
does this bitch ever bond with her baby?
Sunny | 03.10.06 - 3:15 pm | #
Only when she's driving, Sunny.
OMG Langley that's funny and sooo right on the money!
NO platform sandals. ewww
I have cankles too...
Of course, I think it's hot on guys when they don't have ankles but they're kind of muscular stocky.
To me, that's freaking hot.
PLUS! Britney looks pretty nice here, better than usual. Stick to the sundresses Britney and look into contraceptives.
I'm sayin' if Britney is pregnant, K-Fug ain't the daddy. That's how she's gonna get her revenge.
AM I the only one that thinks she looks like Chestica in the first pic?? It must the stupid face she's making; Chestica always has a dumbass look.
Langley...hilarious!!
platform sandals - eww is right...
that's like a coat and shorts or work out clothes and jewelry or work out clothes and make up
damn ho
I was at the gym today (remember that place Brit?) and they were playing her "Slave" video. I have to say, she had an incredible body in that video. I'm no fan of hers, but I have to admit she looked slim and toned and just about perfect. This woman has it in her to look good. It's those 'before K-Fed' images that make these 'after K-Fed' photos look so heinous.
I agree with JDM. I think it is the shoes coupled with the obvious unannounced pregnancy. She really has no chance.
For those of you curious about what Fred Durst is up to, he is laying down some verses for the K-Fed "Popozao" remix
it would seem that Brit is *sigh* pregnant...the weight gain, the bloating and the hair loose are all symptoms that point to this...of course she could also be depressed...what with K-Fug and all...
by the way did anyone else hear that they are staying at different hotels?
Cankles are fat ankles, right?
PUH Leaaasseee with the cankles shit ... make fun of her horrific dress, but you can clearly see where he ankles get skinny ... she has always had shorter muscular calves.
"marie @ jjb" needs to stop taggin photos which don't belong to her. Like anyone cares about "marie" at a stupid fucking NSync fansite.
***Her dress reminds me of the time my mom walked into the living room and my K-Fed type ex-boyfriend takes one look at the hideous trousers she was wearing and yelled, "WHO SHOT THE COUCH?!"
Little Bunny Foo Foo****
LOLOL!! My mom would have shot him. Seriously. My stepdad is a sheriff's deputy. Some guy made threats about my mom when my stepdad was hauling his ass into jail. My mom was like: "Bring it on, asshat. This Granny's packing a 9mm." She does, too.
She once shot a lamp. Course, she was aiming at my biological dad at the time, and just missed. Damn it.
testing
mmmcdreamy | 03.10.06 - 4:01 pm | #
Sooo TRUE. She WAS just about perfect. She is a lot like that priceless Enzo Ferrari that was totalled on PCH a little while ago. She can try to fix it but she will never be what she once was.
Federline should be prosecuted!
Bug Spray, you slay me. you are too damn funny.
It's all true, though. But dayam, if you can't laugh at your fucked up life, then you got nuttin'. We laugh a lot in our family.
OMG - she looks nasty-O! I kinda feel sorry for her though - after all, she is a REAL person, it's not her fault she's ugly as a mofo!
will someone please throw her in the tub and pour a bottle of dishwashing liquid in there? she looks like she stinks all the time.
jeeeeez
will someone please throw her in the tub and pour a bottle of dishwashing liquid in there? she looks like she stinks all the time.
jeeeeez
blondie | 03.10.06 - 6:47 pm | #
That won't happen because Kevin hates it when she bathes.
**That won't happen because Kevin hates it when she bathes.
Crees_dahl***
I'm sure his own stench burned out his sense of smell years ago.
I HATE those high't-heeled flip flops. Didn't she sell them on eBay already?
She is a Sausage Queen in floral print!
Cankles are fat ankles, right?
Shawty_ATL | 03.10.06 - 4:39 pm | #
The true definition of cankles is when you can't tell where the calves end and the ankles begin.
Why are they taking pictures of strangers on the street? That's what this woman is. She's not famous anymore. She's a nobody. Next!
OH MY GOD I FEEL SOOO SORRY FOR BRITNEY YOU GUYS SHOULD BE NICE ASS HOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"SNAUSAGES"
Enjoy her cankles while you can see them..in a few years her titties will be swinging down so low they will cover them ..
for the love of GOD..wear a fucking bra
well ive got kankles too and its pretty annoying but im too lazy to do anything about it so just shut up, okay?
She looks pretty and happy. She still has a beautiful smile to me. Go Brit :D
Oh my god there's not a word for how bad this woman looks.
:D gosh, the one good thing from this is that I THOUGHT I LOOKED LIKE A DUMPY HOUSEFRAU!!!!! brit got me beat, I don't need to beat up on me anymore!
there is nothing you CAN do about cankles- they are the way your leg is shaped- has nothing to do with excercise
well i hope she's happy...cause with all this bad publicity i doubt people are going to give her a second look even if she manages to pull herself together....
Bad facial expression in the 2nd picture, but otherwise she looks quite fine.
she doesnt have cankles as much as she has falves
phenonymous | 03.10.06 - 12:23 pm | #
I'm still loling at that comment
i'm a professional photographer. and i know when shits been photoshoped. if you want to crop her without scaling her.. that's fine.. but don't pass that shit off as kankles dude. please. that's sad.
Its funny how she talks about the damn paparazzi stalking her but the bitch still smiles for the cameras... I really dont think she'll get her old career back, or, at least she won't be as popular as she was before.
Yuck
She doesn't need to wear stuff like that, but she looks happy. I can't talk bad about her.
My dad refers to gams like that as "piano legs." Think about it.
There's no cure for it except to slim down, tone up the calf muscles or wear pants. But I doubt she cares...she looks pretty stress-free in those pictures and her complexion is clear (a good indication--stress and anxiety, combined with hormones and her diet tend to make her break out).
she does not look cute at all..she has no chin and it's disgusting
Briteny is a beautiful girl. Wait till she has this next baby. Shes young enough to retake the world again and get her bod back. I'd like to see Beyonce with her hair extensions out! She doesnt have the guts. Britney walks aroumd and just doesnt care what anyone thinks. Thats the way to do it.
And she'll unload Loser Kevin soon enough. she knows that was a big mistake.
I have cankles, Britney does not.
guess k-fed got more than he bargained for, huh? i mean he can no longer brag that he's married to the hottest woman on the planet!
Wow she is sporting of her new Walmart clothing line creations...way to get that white trash following OMG...she looks preggers in the last pic?! Federline is so ghetto...be just like him to knock her up again...he left shar with all them kids...but whatever...Ghetto and white trash make for fucked up life..regardless of the size O' the bank!
She looks very happy, I don't think she cares how she looks. She'll have more kids, 'comeback' is not going to happen, end of story.
She does look happy
She looks like she's on her way to clean someone's house.
why is she smiling? the first two pics make more sense.
considering the way she's flushed her life down the toilet with that cornrow fool.
her cankles don't really look that bad...she looks kinda nice in the last picture but i still think she's needs to go away and take federline with her....
Seriously, what are cankles?
don't women's feet and/or ankles swell when they are pregnant? i believe that they do.
those ARE NOT cankles- get your terms correct. True 'cankles' are when the calves go straight into the ankles- as you see, Britney's don't do this. She has a CLEAR taper into the ankle. That said, she DOES have fat calves.
Instead of letting little K-Fed waste your money, use it on surgery. You need it!
who's daughter is that, poor thing
Man what she needs to do is start sweek'n for about a few months then start smoken some herbs then maybe she will be in a better posistion then she is in now.
Email me if you get some pics of britney when she is UGLY like these. Thx
She doesnt look UGLY
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