MY FUCKING EYES! OMG they're bleeeeeeeding!
Holy FUCK! That shit looks like it was crayoned onto her face!
Make up by fucking crayola.
OMFG! 13 yo drag queens can do better false eyelashes than those
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
where are her legs - stuffed into her booies? her body is so disproportioned!
EEWW.
Are you kidding? This is pure fucking glamour right here!
I'm totally supprised that MK would say anything bad about Jordon
we all know he has the biggest CRUSH on her
...oops just read the post again..guess he was ragging on her MAKE-UP people and not her..heaven fobid...
I love how the huge mammaries are stretching the t-shirt material oh so very thin. They want to escape!
oops *forbid*
Well, now I look like I pirate because I gouged one of my eyes out to ease the pain.
What the fuck is with the craters on her face? Did Harvey bite chunks out when bitch was sleeping?
Did someone actually take the time to blur the whites of her eyes in that last photo? Or were they removing make-up which was floating around in there? Regardless, it's creepy and gross. And painful!
mommy, i'm taking off my glasses - you are hurting my blind eyes
Ok, tell me the second to last picture she doesn't look like a fucking mannequin from Macy's.
maybe pete burns gave her some pointers.
Who the f@#ck is she? Don't get wrong, I'd still tongue punch her dirt star, but I have no idea.....
she kinda looks like one in the final pic too prico =)
I want Jordan to EAT my Hairy Snatch!
I can't HELP MYSELF!
it's nice to see that jordan is into "the natural look". it's something you don't see enough of these days.
Isn't she pretty in a really fake kind of way, but still very pretty.
White shorts before Memorial DAY!!!!
MPC you SUCK my BALLS!
She doesn't look like a fucking mannequin from Macy's.
Maybe from Hollister or from Wet Seal, but at least Macy's wipes the dirt off their mannies before they display em!
She buys her makeup at Ricky's NYC.
this is the first time i realized how unbelievably skinny she is. you almost don't notice the anorexic because of the boobs.
I feel so bad for her blind retarded son! i can't help but wonder if he's like that b/c of her taking drugs while preggers...maybe her boobies were leaking all over his poor little fetus.
Thank GOD Harvey's blind so his poor ass doesn't have to wake up everyday and see that shit!
Foo? Which one are YOU?
cluessy ,4:08 pm,
Harvey shut the fuck off you bitchy boy.
Like I always say, when God makes you pretty, He makes you short. Her son is probably God's way of telling her she's not perfect.
Her skin looks like leather and she looks horrible. And that outfit is f*ckin ugly
Fembots Unite!
NASCAR PUTAS!!!! YOU KILL ME!!!!!
*dead*
Not even Lady Miss Kier looks like that today...
Groove is in the heart, baby!
Oh my ever loving! A life size Skipper doll...
Prico honey, God did not make her pretty - the plastic surgeon who graduated with a C average did.
or maybe Harvey did her make up for her
She is sooooooooo tiny!
langley!!! aweeeee poor lil guy! hahaa 
Well I didn't say she was pretty, that's just how the saying goes. She's not bad to look at, if it wasn't for the Rocky Horror look.
Hey MK and Dlisted. This is what on TV in England right now:
Documentary
Celebrities Without Slap
9:00pm - 10:00pm
Five
Documentary looking at the worst side of celebrity photos, from Cameron Diaz's spots and Christina Aguilera's fake tan to the stars' countless make-up mistakes. As a single photo can make or break the stars' careers, this programme scrutinizes the howlers they'd rather forget, as well as revealing their best hair and make-up tricks with advice from top hairdresser Denise MacAdam and celebrity make-up artist Julia B.
Don't y'all wish you lived here?
Penis! 
how old is she? she has the skin of a 60 year old woman
Brent...
I was wondering why we can't get quality television programming in the States!
ahem, yes, i did do her makeup because she was too drunk and besides i'm angry about my homemade clothes
Prico, can I rub your pricks?
I luv ya. I'm just pullin your nips
Oh Mary full of grace....
Brent - beam that shit over our way!
Ewwww. Bad makeup job. Maybe for Halloween. How old is she anyway?
my 8yo daughter puts makeup on blindly 100 times better
It's not easy being me? No shit. Those close up pics aren't too good.
Those fake lashes scream tranny!
i gotta get my hands on that eyeliner!! that is so hot. do i just go online to crayola.com or do they sell it at toys r us?
ok I need a techno savvy person. Who wants to help?I am like Harvey with computers
That is some serious eyeliner... It makes my eyes sting just looking at it - it reminds me of the trashtastic looks that they slap on people in the free seasonal make-up demos at the mall.
ok I kind of dig the eyeliner in a rebel way, but the outfit makes me want to hit her with a thorny stick. Alot.
Damn what's up with those upper lashes........filthy
LOLOLOLOL
It's paint by number eye makeup! With optional tarantula eyelash add ons.
She is such a CLOWN! Too bad all that pancake makeup can't hide that awful complexion though.
LOL!! Love it - paint by number eye makeup.
OMG! her legs!! She looks like an starved somalian kid from the waist down.
Mommy!! The scary lady is STARING at me!!
it's worse than rite-aid makeup~it's more like dollar general.
Big Lots makeup that expired in 1973!
OMG! her legs!! She looks like an starved somalian kid from the waist down.
Dayanara | 03.10.06 - 4:44 pm | #
Holy god! you are right, that's sickening to look at, it looks like they are going to snap at any moment
Daya, She looks like she's losing weight. I know its proportional but she does look skinnier in those ares which do not contain synthetic materials.
THE eyeliner and the lashes. Artmatic? anyone?
total Monet
Actually her shirt says it IS easy being me
I want to shoot a load of hot cum all over her face and then punch her in the nose. The ole Strawberry Shortcake. LOL
My God...I keep thinking about the head bitch cheerleader that was in highschool who's orange juice was always spiked with vodka.
lol Stoney. Good call.
She is SOOOOOOOOOO skinny! Her boobs usually cancel it out I think but I totally noticed in these pics how tiny she is!
I'd like to see her and nicole standing next to each other. Jordan's got some skinny legs, and I want to compare!
HAHA - i'd like that cake.
Terrell I never heard that shit before! LOLOLOL
Wtf is this woman famous for???????????
loose the fake lashes and get yourself some normal colors.
fake lashes look too wierd. I had a pair and they looked so silly.
she said she only wears MAC you idiot
What's with the colored contacts? They scare me.
This is what happens to pop stars when they let some drag queen do their make-up.
She totally has the sugar-bear-stare in these pics
That ugly is back at it again!
I actually like the eyes. The face spackle is a bit much though
She tried copying the models look from the Sephora catalogue. on the model it looks nice, here it looks like HELL!
Where's the little clown car?
That's the type of makeup my 16 year old is wearing. It looks good on a 16 year old. On a 46 year old? Not so much.
PS: But my 16 year old knows better than to add the fakey eyelashes. And she does a much more professional application of her makeup than this fugly hag.
She used to be so pretty and had such a great bod. Why Jordan, Why????
The '80s called, they want their makeup back.
Even Stevie Wonder would freak out.
ATLEAST NO ONE CAN ACCUSE THESE PICTURES OF BEING AIRBRUSHED!
When did Tammy Fae Baker make a comeback?
I love her.
Ok, someone get this girl:
1) A stylist
2) An ass to balance her oversised tits
3) Makeup remover
4) Some fucking class.
Holly shit.
xoxo
Regular
clean up those eyebrows
Makeup is hardly her most pressing problem...
I hate it when people copy my look.
When did Tammy Fae Baker make a comeback?
Bug Spray | 03.10.06 - 6:18 pm |
HAHAHAHA! Your awesome Bug Spray!
LMAO....Harvey on the payroll.
She looks like one of those hootchie momma doll BRATZ.
Her shirt should say "I'm Easy"
Or "I'm Yeasty".
Yeah it is easy. For once I think this ho picked the right attire!
She looks like she has HPV on her upper lip in the first picture.
She needs to stop making out with Parasite.
apparently her make up gun is set on CLOWN
What is up with the fucking makeup????? She is such a cute lady but damn!!!!!
Did she buy that outfit at Rite-aid, too? The jutting-hipbones-bellyshirt is so five minutes ago...
apparently her make up gun is set on CLOWN
d.va | 03.10.06 - 7:22 pm | #
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA. I'm SO stealing that.
Do they have mirrors in the UK?
ah! I want to scrape it off with my nails. she wouldnt even feel the scratching, its so thick.
Simply Stunning!
Damn, where do you start with this?
The make up? The Shirt? The Pants/Shorts/What-the-fuck-are-those?
She is skankalicious!
THAT'S where my lost Barbie doll went!
Who gives a f*ck about this bitch?
WHO IS SHE??????
in the second large picture, it looks almost like her shirt says "ITS EASY DOING ME". its partially the angle, and partially that she just looks like such an easy lay.
jeep chic | 03.10.06 - 9:39 pm | #
she's just some whore thats famous for doing nothing....instead of spending $$$ on her make-up she should spend it on Harvey..what with her having to MAKE his clothes and all
..what an ASSHAT!
she is a spooky thang
apparently her make up gun is set on CLOWN
d.va | 03.10.06 - 7:22 pm | #
I love the obscure Simpsons reference!
sigh, the worst part is those nasty lashes!
sigh, the worst part is those nasty lashes!
The Muffin | 03.10.06 - 11:51 pm | #
Hey, Muffin... Also the blue, eyeliner!!!!!
Bitch needs some makeup lessons.
stop writing about jordan! you're gonna make her into the next parasite hilton meets palmela anderson. GOO!
forget about make-up lessons, she needs to start takin care of her kid...if i was her, with the publicity i'd take my kid everywhere i was
She has to have the FUGLIEST legs on god's green earth!
The eyes look cool! It's like those 3D glasses where on side is red filter and the other side is blue. And when you look at her, it's like the blurr you see when you look at a 3D movie without the glasses. Or like when the colors don't match up when they print comic strips.
She's way ahead of her time.
who the fuck is this lady?
Das a MAN Maury!! Das a MAN!
Jordan makes me so proud to be British.
That damn makeup is so heavy! Look at how her eyes droop in that first pic!!LMAO!
She has a wrinkled "throw up" mouth.
pricolatino, i LOVE your avatar. do you have any hedgehogs as pets? i have two, max and gus, so i was freaking out when i saw that picture. also, i used to be a hairdresser, so i am def familiar w/ ricky's. its a strange and sometimes scary place, lol...
She looks like a complete whore, but you couldn't fuck her from the front 'cuz then you'd have to look at her face. And if you hit that from the back, her clown-face would permanently stain your pillowcases! Reverse cowgirl doesn't fly if you haven't any ass to look at. I guess I'm just stumped...
What is that book even about???
Crusty the Clown!
I love uk shows, so I love uknova!
I bet I'll find it there soon!
In the meantime I'll watch
"Is She Really Going Out with Him" (A Documentary about how unattractive male celebrities manage to land themselves beautiful girlfriends) Couples featured include Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock; Mick Hucknall and his various glamourous ladyfriends
Have her eyes always been that big or did she get some new plastic surgery?
She looks really shocked and scared.
that midriff, those legs, im pulling a boner right!
She is a 13 yr old drag Queen!!!!
what the fuck is this bitch wearing?? forget the mismatch eyeshadow, them shorts and that sweater set look a hot ass mess...oh lord, i just saw the shoes, wtf??? she needs to go home and take care of her damn kids...
I'm ashamed to say it but I like the eye makeup.
I think her make up is done by Mattel. I swear to (your higher power here) that I had a Barbie doll as a kid with the exact same eye make up. So, clearly, Mattel is doing her make up.
i can't look directly at the last picture...it singes my corneas
Ouch....
She looks like Jessica Simpson in a shared lip injection and fake eye lask way
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