Awww..I think that's a cool way to look at it
I'm just not that into the chezzy bites pizza.
She looks really pretty here. What the hell did you do to yourself, Jessica.
Tanslation: She'll still be singing to herself when her career is over and she's living on the streets in a cardboard box.
Although it would mean more coming from someone whose replacement career isn't being a media whore who promotes acne remedies....hmm
Translation: Someone got dumped by their label!
LMAO!!!!
I heard she didn't even use proactiv. It was Accutane that cured her. Accutane is the shit.
i guess after 5 years and not a single hit, her label got fed up.
luckily she has a promising acting career ahead of her.
(i almost typed that without laughing out loud)
Translation: Why sing when I just got paid to smoke a doobie and ramble like that
she will be AWESOME in "skating with celebrities 7".
Tim..hehe..I can totally picture it
really? I thought she signed some major deal recently... oh well. bitch deserves to be dumped.
or, someone's going to renege on their contract.
like she could sing anyway..
how long until joe buckles and puts her in a snuff porno with ashlee? it would make millions, joe.
That's cool, since she never really made music in the first place.
watching her sing was more painful than listening to her sing, if that's possible.
she continues to say, "my real passion is being slapped on the ass with dead fish, which i will be doing on pay-per-view for only $19.95 per household."
I thought she just signed a record deal?
I see a comparison to Brit Brit in this pic. What Brit Brit USED to look like, at least.
Not like I enjoy defending pop starlets, but:
I saw this show with Hilary Duff on it awhile back and several young girls were like, "your music has helped me remain positive and helped me through hard times".
I wonder if anyone ever goes up to Jessica and says, "Your horrible remakes of other people's songs really helped me find myself."
"i can just rest in it, and just be"
is she talking about joe's wet spot?
Tim----ewwwww...hilarious
Resting in music?
And not to defend Chestica after just speaking ill of her but that's the best pic I've ever seen of her. It must be so embarassing to be Ashley, this dorky little sister type girl compared to that amazing woman.
I think she looks like Faith Hill there
she must study at the Britney Spears School of Euphemisms... "it is what it is..."
Watching her "dance" while she sings is even worse mpcmike
I thought she got dumped by her label a long time ago!
Tim, you are on a roll today. 
Yeah, who needs a music career when a Cheezy Bites job is so much more promising?
Wow, I can't believe this is possible...but that's actually a decent picture of her.
Can you say Airbrush? Granted she looks very pretty here, but so could I if had airbrushing
Your translation sounds good to me, MK.
"i can just rest in it, and just be"
is she talking about joe's wet spot?
tim | 03.10.06 - 5:46 pm | #
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That is funny!!!
Stupid is as stupid does.......thick as pig shit this bird - but jesus wept she's hot as fuck!
Once Nick is finished with that bitch...shes gonna' have to look at music as clock-in-clock-out!
Miss Piggy is so much better in that cheesy bites commercial.
I actually thought her voice was decent pre-Newlyweds. BUT that's when the label was telling her HOW to sing and it was decent. There was even one epsiode where she was crying to Nick because the label was telling her she had to redo a song because she sang it "too bluesy". Then she became famous off of Newlyweds and started to demand that she sing the way she wanted - by overemoting everything. I hate the way she sings now. It sounds like she's trying to be so super sexy by sounding like her lips are always pouty or puckered or something.
Did she ever do it professionally??
scout, i know!
i hated k-fed's quotes
"love is what it is"
and
"love is love"
these people are empty!
I love watching her sing, but then again, I have an epileptic seizure fetish. Back in the day, I loved her song I WANNA LOVE YOU FOREVAAAAAAAAa. It's still kinda hot, actually.
OMG, Scout, you're right. but we can look forward to enjoying her mesmerizing acting skills. 
Scout, "BS School of Euphemism" Do they offer courses on line?
If I hear her crucify Nancy Sinatra's song one more time I think I will have to kick her in the ass. A couple of Christmases ago 7-11 in Canada had some crappy Xmas compilation of music and she was on it - the 7-11 clerk told me that he was almost ready to kill himself from having to listen to it over and over.
BTW, she looks nice in this promo shot - her nose looks less like a meat tube than usual and her lips aren't so squickily full.
A couple in the northeast Arkansas town of Tilton suffered cuts and bruises after they left their mobile home and took shelter in their vehicle. The storm blew out the vehicle's windows -- but the trailer was destroyed, said Gerald Britton, a deputy emergency coordinator in Cross County. Other homes in the county were also damaged, Britton said.
I know this is bad but I think its fuckin hilarious
They aren't gonna dump her. The music industry is so desperate they'll keep anyone under contract that is guarenteed to sell a couple million which is what she does.
"i can just rest in it, and just be"
is she talking about joe's wet spot?
tim | 03.10.06 - 5:46 pm | #
I know I'm like the third to say it but...
damn that's funny.. and really gross. I love it.
Chestica YOU FUCKED FRED DURST!
It's her hair that makes this pic.
Putas I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!
anon2 | 03.10.06 - 6:12 pm -FUCK YES!
She doesnt have to sin "professionally". So.....what? She has to sing in roadhouses across the midwest where cornholes with mullets do the achy breaky heart? Come ON!
kupkake--I agree. Again, I think she looks like Faith Hill here
prophecy grrrl, i love your name/avatar!!
"I can just rest in it and just be."
WTF!?! is she talking about??? Rest in what??? Just be..what???
another one who should learn to keep her F*cking mouth shut!
and GOD i hope she got dumped by her label...35 mill for the crap she puts out
..although I do want Nick to get 1/2
prophecy grrrl, i love your name/avatar!!
tim | 03.10.06 - 6:19 pm | #
I love to let my Buffy nerd flag fly!
I hope she just lets it be and stays away from doing movies and music ...
SCout, thank you thank you.
My god..5:00 will never come. And when it does I have to walk home in the snow. =(
she looks like Sienna Miller here in the eyes and in her face in general.
did she get dumped by her label?
Putas,
My 10 yr old loves your avatar. He was walking by and saw it. Can I use it for his computers background?
that really is a good picture of her.
is her career going in some new direction? acting? her acting skills leave a little something to be desired if you ask me, and that's coming from someone who likes her.
That sucks Rabies...
this afternoon is DRAGGING...
i read somewhere that she recently signed a $35 million 3-record deal. but now she says "but I don't have to do it professionally.I feel like I don't have to look at it as a career."
translation: she's an idiot.
yeah that's a good picture of her, because it looks nothing like her! They've completely softened her man features, put her eyes a little closer together
I like your avatar too Putas makes me laugh everytime I see it. I read your blog- I live 20 minutes from Texas Motor Speedway
She sure looks hot in this pic, though!
so sorry Rabies It's 87 here, I just cleaned out the pool...
She looks angelic.
POOL PARTY AT SCOUTS!!!!!!!!
I'm in CT and it's still in the low 60s!
Scout, thanks. No really! Really, thanks. AARGH! 
meramari - NOW!
Water's still cold though! 
oops, false alarm. It stopped snowing. (I work in the basement and I finally went to go check)
Scout, I don't know the conversion for 87F but can assume it's warmer than 7C ... so, damn you! enjoy it...I'm all sorts of jealous.
Where do you live again scout?
It really bothers me how dumb she is.
Totally off of the Jessica subject, but if there was ever a best avatar contest, I gotta give my vote to Stoney or Mia (peeps are cute!). hee heee
Before the off topic police get me... umm what exactly is Jessica's career going to be? "acting" or keepin' on pimping some of the most disgusting looking pizza I've ever seen...
Chesstica: See the spoon. Be the spoon.
**umm what exactly is Jessica's career going to be? **
She's gonna be Pammy Anderson, when Pammy gets too old to give BJs anymore. (Damn, guys hate it when their false teeth keep falling out.)
Pizza Delivery
I wish the Hoff would slap this slut!
bitch does look good here. ah, the beauty of photoshop.
she doesn't sing - she just breathes heavily then wails onto the microphone like a fucking banshee.
read a fucking book chestica - preferably english grammar and vocabulary 101.
I like how they airbrushed her a normal looking nose... and chin... narrowed her jawline too, which is why her eyes look too far apart.
No wonder she looks kinda feminine here.
But I love Pammy Anderson! Jessica could NEVER fill that bra!
brent
hell that pic could actually started out to be anyone with all the airbrushing done. Like Marilyn Manson....
***read a fucking book chestica - preferably english grammar and vocabulary 101.
death to star jones***
HAHA! She's probably at about a second grade reading level. "Curious George" is probably beyond her comprehension.
(Is that a banana in that man's pocket or is he just happy to see the monkey?)
That is so NOT her shnozz. Come ON.
That picture makes her look better than she actually does. Did she really get dumped?
Let's just call it what it is because she doesn't have the vocabulary to issue a quote every day. That would totally fry her brain.
This is something Papa Joe fed to the press. He needs her to have good press everyday so he, I mean they get a good divorce settlement.
I've never really gotten the whole Adame Levine appeal, I find him really generic, but then again so is Nick Lachey...
Yeah, she's already got a new label, Epic. So I dought she's hurting very much.
i thought she just a signed a HUGE deal with her record company for like, millions of dollars. why would she do that if singing isn't her "career" anymore? personally, i dont think singing was ever her career; being a mediocre wife and reality tv star was. i heard somewhere that after her second album came out, she was in a lot of debt because the record didn't sell...so who knows.
She's in debt because the stoopid bitch spends $10 grand on fookin' SHEETS. She just bought a L.V. trunk for her "new house that she's decorating all by herself" for $20 grand.
At that rate, she'll be walking Hollywood & Vine for the extra dough.
Quick, Nick! Get your money before she spends $200 grand on some designer turds for a designer brass bowl in the living room!
The one trunk was $20 grand. Duh.
Not enuff caffeine today.
SHE JUST SIGNED A HUGE RECORD DEAL.
Thanks for the shout out Bzbee! Love your shoes - I am a shoe fiend.
I can just rest in it,and just be....
Who in the fuck speaks that way?
and all of you are right.....singing was never her 'career',she cant sing,act or pretend to even do a god damn chore around the house because Mommy and Daddy told her from day 1 she was a gift from Heaven...Cant wait until the looks fade,this twat will be in for a huge dose of reality..now that would be good TV.Mrs Lachey-Levine-Leto-Lachey-McConaughy-Hilton-
Clooney at 40.
Is anyone else hearing Paul McCartney singing in their heads?
"Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be......"
ha ha....about fucken time!
Is this woman for real?
What will she do for a living now? Being a whore pays well, but c'mon....
She was signed to Columbia Records, then transferred to Epic-I think due to restructuring...it's all owned by Sony anyway so she's not going anywhere anytime soon. Mainly because, if America wakes up and stops buying the trash she puts out, they can still pimp her out to Japanese business men. Sony's not letting her go anytime soon.
She's just saying this shit because she thinks she can make it as an "actress". How delusional is this bitch? The only thing that can keep her going is her music (i.e., big tits), which somebody must be enjoying because she recently signed a 35 million dollar contract with her record label. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.
It's a good thing that there's a new crop of 12 year old girls every year. I'm sure that demographic is the only one buying her music. Babysitting money poorly spent.
101 st!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!
Bug Spray | 03.10.06 - 8:03 pm | #
LOL
she DID get dumped by her record label March 3, you guys are the only ones that dont know....
link: http://www.hitsdailydouble.com/n...s/
rumormill.cgi
article:
SIMPSON ON THE MOVE: Jessica Simpson isn't only leaving her husband, she's checking out of her label, Columbia Records. The lissome superstar will release her next album through newly ensconced Prez Charlie Walk's Epic Records.No word on what that means for Nick Lachey, who is currently deciding whether to follow his brother Drew on the next installment of Dancing with the Stars. (3/3p)
Epic and Columbia are both owned by Sony right? Kind of a lateral move...
if she had signed a 35mil contract with columbia why would she be releasing on epic???? if columbia thinks she is a big star why move her laterally to another label...she got DUMPED....they dont want nothing to do with a talentless self.....
Rabies i'm near Dallas
the only reason she became famous was because of the Newlyweds show i.e. her dumbass remarks and Nick rolling his eyes making fun of her. Game over. She's dunzo.
This 'splains everything guys:
New York's Attorney General, Eliot Spitzer, filed suit today against radio operator Entercom on a good old fashioned charge of payola. The company allegedly took payments to play songs by Liz Phair, Jessica Simpson and Avril Lavigne, in the last case playing one of her songs 109 times in one week.
That big contract story is a lie. Most likely put out by Papa Joe. But now the truth is coming out - she got dumped - not a new contract. I guess PJ figured that no one would find out? Her latest CD will be a huge flop and Columbia doesn't want to waste the money on promoting it. With her 2nd album, they spent a ton of money promoting it and Jessica ended up owing Columbia $1-2 million. I heard Jessica say this about the debt and also from her rep at Columbia in separate tv interviews that they basically got chumped by her lack of popularity...
She's already proven herself musically. Now she's off to conquer Hollywood!!
thanks for the info guys. poppa joe has just over-promoted her and now the public is sick of her. i knew that 35 mil. story either had to be bullshit, or the biggest mistake in entertainment history.
God please let this be true...just like the Parasite story..2006 is turning out to be a HOT year!
she couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag and can't even deliver Pizza Hut cheeze whatever the fuck they were ..dunno coz when that commercial came on I was fast and furious pouncing on the clicker. Hate her and her beak nose. Invest what you've earned so far Jess .. the gravy train has pulled into the station to ride for you and Papa Jo no mo .. only saving grace now is Asslee ..insert laugh track.
zela | 03.10.06 - 8:26 pm | #
When MK said she got dumped by her label i think he was refering to the one that stupidly agreed to pay her 35million dollars.
She WRECKED Nancy Sinatra's song for the stupid Dukes of Hazzard movie. Absolutely wrecked it. Then they turned it into a Pizza Hut commercial.... What was Sinatra THINKING when she gave them the rights to do that?? It's one of the WORST remakes I've ever heard, next to Johnny Cash's demolition of NIN's Hurt.
How old is that pic? She looks good.
No New Posts. Where's MK??????
I also read that they are in debt to Sony. It is father floating the story of not only the contract but this comment as well. It has people talking doesn't it? The big question is "What will Jessica do Next?". He will milk that line for all it's worth. Then he will have her marry Prince Edward of Monaco.
Back to my original point. Sony owns both labels, so while she may be dis-associating with Columbia (they don't take no crap over there-ask Mariah), she's still reporting to the same higher ups, albeit on a smaller budget this time around?
Shell | 03.10.06 - 9:36 pm | #
Shell....she WRECKS everything...
meramari | Homepage | 03.10.06 - 9:45 pm | #
Prince Edward of Monaco.....laughed at that one..but i wouldn't put it past daddy pimpson to have such high aspirations..
Hassan, if she is not making any money and losing money then why keep her?
Thanks Nia. Yup she's the next Grace Kelly.
And don't forget the way she raped Robbie Williams' "Angel" on last years MTV Video Music Awards. I wanted to puke, but only after shooting her straight into her forehead.
Where did 2pinkballoons go??
I liked Jess better before NewlyWeds.
whoa I know she has masacred everything in the free world because she has no "orginal" ideas. or any ideas. We will see less and less of her. But unforutnately we will see MORE of Britney. oy. vey..
I happen to think she still has a career (even if it is a pathetic downgrade of the opportunities she had when she played the little wifey role on Newlyweds).
She has deals with Pro-active and Pizza Hut (even though Miss. Piggy steals the spotlight). The next step is The Home Shopping Network, QVC and attending grand openings for Target, Walmart and Payless Shoes. This whore will do anything for a buck!
Maybe Tommy Mottola has got a big ole post mariah bone for her....
Crees_dahl | 03.10.06 - 9:55 pm | #
Info-mercials!!!
I'D TONGUE-PUNCH HER DIRT STAR!! (*) OR HER BREASTSESESES (.)(.)
She deserves to be bitch-slapped.
What'r'you talkin'bout Willis????!!!!!
i can just see it now...Princess Simpleson of Monaco
...Grace Kelly she ain't!
didn't know she was a singer
Poor Jess! She's been dumped by everything within a 5 mile radius lately.
Nia...Check your email...MK gave it to me!!!! 
What'r'you talkin'bout Willis????!!!!!
Shell | 03.10.06 - 9:57 pm | #
Cheeto Sassy Ass!!!!! | 03.10.06 - 10:35 pm | #
What's up Sassy...heard you Cheeto bitches were famous..all i want to know is were can i get a tee-shirt
ok..i'll check now...
"yeah that's a good picture of her, because it looks nothing like her! They've completely softened her man features, put her eyes a little closer together "
-scout
"bitch does look good here. ah, the beauty of photoshop."
-death to star jones
thanks guys, you took the words...
either that photo has been seriously altered or she underwent major plastic surgery!!!
nia | 03.10.06 - 10:42 pm | #
I guess we are famous. Just google CVS...Muahahahaha!!!
Cheeto Sassy Ass!!!!! | 03.10.06 - 10:51 pm | #
i guess now you want to address as:
Ms. Cheeto Sassy Ass...don't let the fame go to your head!
check your email...
I had to change my name once the Hottub party was announced!!!!!
I got your email..You need to check yours again!!!!!!
I did use Cheeto for awhile but took it off once people got sick of the Cheeto thing but now the cheetos are back, I guess... 
Ms. Cheeto Sassy Ass-
just make sure im invited to the party....
on topic...poor Chestica..dumped by Adam through text msging, in debt from her last album, and hopefully getting dumped by her record label...oh not to mention just now learning how to balence her checkbook...what a looser!
Nia...I will make sure you get into the party!!!!!
Yeah, poor Jess getting dumped through Text...Whatever!!!!! She emailed her hub to say it was over!!!! What a bitch!!!!! *rolling my eyes* What goes around, comes around!!! I sooooooo believe that!!!!!
Where in the hell is Mer and Shell at????
It's quite well known that Jessica has had quite a few procedures done to her face and body over the past few years. Slow but steady change in her appearance.
I don't know Sassy...im begining to think we're the only ones on tonight.....it is FRI after all!..i wish i was out and about..but im home sick
its times like this i wish i had Chestica's millions..i would fly someplace WARM and lay on a beach until hell froze over
beebop | 03.10.06 - 11:17 pm | #
yey!!..im glad you're here..thought Sassy and i were the only ones...
and you're right about her looking different...i just google'd her and you can see small changes to her face..over the last 4 years..so much for her being "perfect" and "heaven sent" (according to daddy pimpson)
beebop | 03.10.06 - 11:17 pm | #
I have to agree with you....
Nia...Yes, it's slow here tonight..Sorry you are not feeling well. Hope you feel well, soon.. We had the flu last week here and it suck!!!
wow, everyone feel sorry for nia
wow, everyone feel sorry for nia
cock block | 03.10.06 - 11:23 pm | #
Yeah, she is not feeling well. What's the problem??? I am not trying to start anything.
cock block | 03.10.06 - 11:23 pm | #
thanks cock *snickers uncontrollably*
Are we the only people here??? Damn...Should I do more fucking laundry??? The kids are gone, hub is not feeling too well.....I am bored!!!! *cry*
Oh Sassy love, Don't despair. There's always tomorrow. My kids are passed out. Husband too. I am SHoppingggg!!!!
Where are you shopping at, Mer??? Oh, how I love to shop!!!! What was the night owl name you gave me last night??? Sorry, can't remember. I want to add it to my name...
Right now I am in Bloomingdales.
Sassy Nocturnal Ass!!!!..
It is a very sloooowwww night.
The week ended with a big THUD!!!
Ooh yeah she's been dumped.
nights like these, u shitheads make it too easy to abuse, go do ur laundry, go shop, do whatever u have to do, just don't announce it on dlisted....
What are you contributing? Certainly not your intelligence or wit and I assume personality.
Hi, Fug.
Thanks, Mer...I added it to my name...Have fun shopping, hot bitch!!!! I am watching Jay Leno and it's funny!!!!!!
cock block | 03.11.06 - 12:32 am | #
But you are here, hun... Why all the hate??
I love it. Cock Block obviously can't multi task or it has Windows 1988.
well #1, i contribute only when necessary...stick to the topic...instead of doin chores, takin nia's tempature, and shoppin at KHOls, talk about jessica ... she's a disguisting pig... ok, i'm on like the rest of you but come on now let's at least have fun, no disrespect....to any of u seriously...
None taken.
Back to Jessica...I just saw that stipid Pizza Hut commercial and I'm wondering is that it? This is what she ends up doing?
i used to respect her ass...totally. i used to watch her dumass show, until my boyfriend used to change the channel... i kinda liked her music, but she's a fake bitch...she's tryin to make enough cash while she's HOTT so that's y she did that dumb commercial
Cock.Block...Jessica sucks!!!!! Muahahaha!!!! We are only here to have fun and not hate the posters!!! Are you are he or she??? Just wondering...
Shit...Never mind.. You are a chick!!!! Why can't more men post???????
& another thing... she has nothing goin on w/herself...nothing period..i just don't get it, no music lately, her movie sucked balls
hahahaaa... chick from brooklyn ny...my boyfriend passed out on me and i'm bored bigtime
i go on here alot, but never post..
Quick money. I never did watch the show. Tried but I never caught it. That is what her is based on. The persona on that show is what people relate to. I can see them trying to make her a bit more sophisticated and worldly...the W cover, going to Washington to lobby, spitting out the lines her father feeds her. Which are just as vague as her.
I am bored too, cock and I am getting drunk!!!! Where did you get the name Cock block from???
i go on here alot, but never post..
cock block | 03.11.06 - 12:59 am | #
You should post more often and get a Gravatar!!!!!
Mer...I watched her show!!! Should I be ashamed of myself???? I love it...Sorry!!!!!
when jessica got that cover i was disguisted... i never heard about her going to washington hahahaaahahhaha
oh sh*t...never heard that
i don't go on as much though.... so whenever u girls see me, holla bak...hahaaaahhahaa...dayum... these coronas are goin down nice...
Papa Joe sucks ass!!!!!
Night, hot bitches!!! Mer and Cock Block!!! Cheaters are on!! Don't know why I like that damn show!!!!!
Be here in the morning!!!!!
just wondering...my boyfriend called me pathedic for going on this site and other sites a while ago....but come on now, isn't this shit interesing...as much as we despise these biatches, i love seeing what's goin on w/them... whatever, i can hear him snoring in the backround, so this keeps me intrigued
How old is Jessica Simpson? There has to be a point where she says no mas or will her fathe rbeat the hell out of her?
xoxo
Cock Block...Nice to see you are having a nice time with us and the beer... I am starting to get buzzed, also!!!!
that pig ass is like my around my age, 24????
CB, I agree. Mu husband doesn't get it either but he doesn't mind. It is wild how you become addicted to it. It's like a soap opera.
keep that shit flowin....hahahaaahah
Bye, Cheeto Sassy Nocturnal Ass...see you in the am.
meaning...whatever ur drinkin, cheers, wow, i sound like a dumass, but whatever
Cock...It's weird that you say that. I got on this blog and others and hub thought nothing of it and now he reads MK's shit!!!!! Your boy just needs to chill!!! Snoring men suck!!!!!
Cock block, do you post on other sites? And if you do, is there the same kind of back and forth that happens on this blog? I know Perez edits alot, Trent is funny but posts once a day so I have never been tempted to follow the threads.
yup yup... i tried to wake his ass up...it's friday nite...holla
I guess I am not leaving yet!!!!! Muahahaha!!!! The drinks are kicking in!!!! Still watching Cheaters...Those little mother fuckers!!!!!
meaning...whatever ur drinkin, cheers, wow, i sound like a dumass, but whatever
cock block | 03.11.06 - 1:13 am | #
Amen, sista!!!!!!! You don't sound like a dumb ass!!!!
I hate snoring. I hate deep sleeping snoring.
Cock Block, you sound pretty assertive. Would you let your father pull you along like what is allegedly happening? The sham marriage, the record deals, the breakups, etc...
ummmmm...i never post, sooooo, that's that...i always read dlisted, even got the heads up in work not to go online so i see at nite, but never say anything
You too are drunk and ignoring me. I have to refresh the Victoria's Secret website. Nope. No undies...cute clothes, great clearance.
I also read for a bit first and before I knew I just couldn't type fast enough. Now I know a little bit of the regulars and the dramas that have unfolded.
CB...We like you here and keep posting when you can!! You were touchy at first but you are cool with me, now!!!!
ummmmmm..never....she needs to grow up...wow, there's movement from my bf in his sleep...hahhahaaa
Is that good or bad?
nah, i'm sarcastic that's all, u have to have a personality... that's me...i'm chillin solo, so that's y im here, ur girls ditchin????????
Airbrushed to within an inch of her life and changed the shape of her honker - no wonder she looks better. I laughed at her getting the sack by her music label...hope it's true.
hahahaaa... false alarm...wow, if he saw i was postin this shit, he'd would give me shit bigtime...
Mer...I am not that drunk, love... I don't go on Perez and post...He is such a bitch!!! Muahahaha.. How I love Victoria Secret...Sorry, I have been slow to post...Hub is sitting right next to me...
gettin bak to this pig...wow, she used to be so innocent/pure, but that was all pr and shit.... one time in a bklyn club...wow, this is real corny...it was the end of the nite, and they played her song, her first song back 6 years ago...and right before the club closed it came on and i grabbed some guy to dance to it and it was reallllllllllly gay, but whatever.....
dayum that's corny, but... back then ur drunk at then end of the nite and makin some loser feel like he's the man.....hahahaaaaa... brooklyn clubs are sooooooooo corny...everyone is a "gangster" HERBS..bigtime
they all have chest hair, chains wrapped around the chest hair..pinky rings u name it......
I won't. His Big Head Scares me.
cock block-That's funny. So Jessica holds a place in your heart. (sarcasm) You know I probably could not name one of her songs.
hmmmmmmmmmmmm am i the only one posting....hahahahaaa....
hello
No cock block, We were posting at the sam tome. What does HERBS mean?
dayum that's corny, but... back then ur drunk at then end of the nite and makin some loser feel like he's the man.....hahahaaaaa... brooklyn clubs are sooooooooo corny...everyone is a "gangster" HERBS..bigtime
cock block | 03.11.06 - 1:30 am | #
Where did that come from??? Hope that wasn't for me... I said I was sitting next to my husband...
hahahaaaa...please, i can't remember that shit ass song, but i remember that corny ass guy....thinkin he was tony from the sopranos...come on now, just because ur from the neighborhood, don't play the role...hhahahaaaa...
What does HERBS mean?
meramari | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 1:33 am | #
I would say, Pot!!! Or whatever they call it now....
nah, i'm talkin about guys from my neighborhood...
Sassy, you are drunk. Cock block was describing the scene where the memory took place.
herbs...means #1 corny ...#2 have no game #3 think there the shit...
come on now, u knew that
Shit...Sorry, girls!!!!!! I am getting there, Mer...
who's sassy? not here???? hmmmmm
I did not. Really. I am a bit older than you. I have never even heard the word used like that. Learn something everyday.
come on now, u knew that
cock block | 03.11.06 - 1:36 am | #
Shit..I must be getting old!!!!!
wooooooops, sorry bout that...hahahaaaa....... nah, got names mixed up
who's sassy? not here???? hmmmmm
cock block | 03.11.06 - 1:37 am | #
I am Sassy!!!!
ahhhhhhh....sorry
No, cock block is just a lot more street savvy than we desperate housewives.
ahhhhhhh....sorry
cock block | 03.11.06 - 1:40 am | #
No problem...I was just Sassy Ass and added more to my name tonight because of Mer!!!!!
No, cock block is just a lot more street savvy than we desperate housewives.
meramari | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 1:41 am | #
No shit, Mer!!!!
where ru from???
blame it on me. Cock block, why would your boyfriend get upset? Does he think its HERB?
Texas
if u don't mind...just curious...my mom lives in alabama..hahahahaaa...born and raised in bklyn, but moved down for job relocation.....it's like a differnt world from NYC...so just curious where ur from
Chesterfield, Missouri...Suburbs, about 30 minutes from Downtown St Louis...
Mer...You are in Texas, right???
ohhhh. TX...wow, my bf get's upset because he plays the "bklyn role" tooooooooooooo much.....hahahahahaaa
wow, he'd wack me if he saw this shit
i have to admit, i stared out abusin u guys, but come on now....ur like everyone else, wantin to know gossip...but...i started out abusin, now i'm talkin hahahaaa...wow
I love the internet. I wish I had google when I was in school. I have my son googling now. When he wants the cheats on a game or sees something on the Discovery Channel he is interested in, he googles away. He googled aliens tonight.
Why CB??? It's just for fun!!!!
true true it's all fun & games...bak to jessica....hahahaha......come on now, wat up w/her fug ass siter/???????
i have to admit, i stared out abusin u guys, but come on now....ur like everyone else, wantin to know gossip...but...i started out abusin, now i'm talkin hahahaaa...wow
cock block | 03.11.06 - 1:46 am | #
Yeah, there are many people that do that shit but they become our friends...Believe me...There were some assholes but now they are one of us!!!!!
Ok, I am out hot bitches...
xoxoxox
0% talent 0% looks wise?????? WTF???
nighty night
I used to think it was strange that perfect strangers would bond over the internet. Typical thinking, you know, loser, no friends, nothing else to do. But I realized it is fun. You do want to see what the others have to say. and this is a very funny blog with some very funny posters who are also very friendly. Have you noticed how many new avatars there are now. Little Bunny Foo Foo and Mouse are BFF now!
i don't know anyone....just u...hahahaaa and whoever logged off
Good night Sassy. I amout too cock block. Maybe we will see you tomorrow. Let us know you are around. Good Night...
cheeto ass????? hmmmmmmm
are u guys the same person..hmmmmmm
holy shit....unbelievalbe...
u have balls to do that...
no we are not.
watever..... it's aight..i'm bored, looped but on the ball, so watever
hahaha...
u have balls to do that...
cock block | 03.11.06 - 1:56 am | #
To do what??
Cock block, I can guarantee you Cheeto Sassy Ass!!! and I are NOT the same person. Why do you think that?
I thought MK said to stay on topic??? The blog owner says to stay on topic and you don't listen????? Sad...
Good night cock block.
Jessica Simpson is blonde.
look...u sassy ass, michelle, & mermari, good nite u freaks...hahahahaaaaa...too much... i don't care i find it amusing that u keep people around to boost up blog logs...hahhaaaaaa
nite freak asses.....
she looks different from herself here...is it surgery or airbrushing?
It looks like a professional pic so I'll guess it's airbrushing. That nose does not look like hers.
'Chestica' is like 'The Chin'...Lose your man and your career is in the f-ing toilet
She is sooo spiritual
She is sooo going to pregnant with Joe junior in the next year.
{What the hell did you do to yourself, Jessica.}
SHE did not do anything, (That is not how she looks in real life), can someone say airbrushing and computer enhancements? She has NEVER looked like this, and the bumped nosed/bottox fish lipped hag knowd it.
It does not even look like her to me. She freakin wishes she looked this good.
Keep livin' in your little bubble Jessica.
hahaha. loser
I hope something gets posted today... otherwise I'm gonna be bored out of my mind working on a Saturday...
Allure | 03.11.06 - 7:31 am | #
I think she looks really pretty in this picture. Thats how you can tell its been photoshopped!
CHESTICA IS THE ASOLUTE "OVERSINGER" OF THE CENTURY!!!
I agree with Jess. Accutane is the shit. Proactiv sucks.
Gimmie a break! She's only got a shot glass more talent than Brittney. She mostly makes moaning porn sounds when she sings anyway.
she just signed like an 80 million dollar deal for 4 cd;s wich includes a gh she never got dumped by her label
Did anybody see her preform with Jewel a while back ago? It was hilarious she tried to out sing her and made all these funny expressions, but I couldn't take it for too long I wanted to reach through the tv screen and slap her silly.
I was in a traffic accident . My head hit the dash so hard my left eye popped out. It was hanging out and the paramedic disinfected his hands , pulled on some rubber gloves and popped that eyeball right back in. Long story short , that didn't hurt nearly as much as hearing this bitch sing.
who in their righr mind thick chestina is pretty, she looks like a disgusting barbie doll
I guess when you are a big time actress and commercial product spokesmodel *cough* you can pick and choose the creative outlets you choose to pursue professionally...Jessica you are so full of shit your eyes and your roots are brown...gag!
goddammit, why the hell can't i get a gravatar??? everyone has one now...
and jessica's a retard if she thinks she can just get by acting...she'll be broke before she's 30...
altho she does look pretty decent (not like a tranny) in the pic, weird
the label probably begged her to away....
7:58 sometimes it takes a day
Everybody is dumping Chestica. Love it! Maybe Papa Joe will focus on Asslee more and she will be the favorite daughter - even though she's ugly as sin and sounds like an alley cat in heat when she sings.
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