This slut has contributed to fat asses all over the country.
Congrats, country ho!
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Ah, Little Debbie Oatmeal Cakes. Add a Coke and you've got breakfast!
Such a slut! You know she's gotten it on with the likes of Bob's Big Boy and Mickey D's Mr. Speedy. Not to mention Mr. Peanut.
she's hot shit!
I hate that bitch, she is why I can't fit into my good jeans anymore!! LMAO
And she didn't avoid the Noid, either...
Lmfao...Y'all are crazy.
LMAO!!! Yeah what a slut. I made a special trip to go pick up Little Debbie. With her sweet ass!
This slut has contributed to fat asses all over the country.
Congrats, country ho!
The Breakdown | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 11:15 am | #
That's why I don't buy her shit!!! Don't want a fat ass!!!!!!!
"Country Ho", that's funny Breakdown!
Skank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah, Little Debbie Oatmeal Cakes. Add a Coke and you've got breakfast!
scout | 03.11.06 - 11:18 am | #
i've got one in my hand right now!
Fucking brilliant.
I love Little Debbie.
OMG Oatmeal Creme Pies are the best things ever.
Lil' Debbie is my girl.
Laura | 03.11.06 - 11:19 am | #
LMFAO!
and her oatmeal cream cakes are THE BOMB!
..hated that i had to give them up
Little Debbie Rules. Yummo Banana Twins =0)
you're RIGHT MK this beyooch is a SLUT and i hold her totally responsible for these last 10lbs im trying to loose
C'mon....you all know that when vadge was wearing that "queen of the universe" shirt, she meant little debbie....that bitch owns us all!
hahaha ^^^^
spin sycle | 03.11.06 - 1:25 pm | #
This Hot Slut and I had a date most nights all during college...bitch was responsible for the freshman 15 (and sophomore and junior and senior...)
Finally I learned how "to quit you!"
hearts
heartsflowers | 03.11.06 - 1:37 pm | #
if only we could say that about all the unhealthy things in our life
Omg Cakes and Pies, Cakes and Pies!
Dude the nutty bars freaking ROCK. She's an evil temptress.
I'd tongue punch that dirt star!
Debbie, thanks for making us Americans some of the fattest motherf--kers on the planet..you red headed ho.
I love her cream pies! I just wish they'd change the name.
She makes a Damn Fine brownie.
I don't know how many sugar comas i suffered thanks to her....
Little Deb has the greatest and I mean the GREATEST GRANOLA CEREAL! all sorts of flavors and it only costs $1.99 for 1 hot box!!! Deb, u gotta make this magic stuff forever!
I just love me some Little Debbie Boston Creme Rolls (which in turn has given me some "rolls")
Aaaugh! When I was a mere brat, I longed for real Hostess snacks in my lunch, but my penny-pinching Mom only bought the Little Debbie knock offs. Is it any wonder things unraveled so badly?
IM SHOCKED HOW LITTLE DEBBIE MANAGED TO STAY SO THIN OVER THE YEARS.
little debbie broke up my marriage. seems i always wanted her in my mouth, as opposed to my husband.
frozen swiss cake rolls, yooooooooooooo!!!
ding-dongs,ho-ho's etc...little slut.
Little Debbie...I used to eat her all the time when I was a kid.
She is nekkid from the waist down - hence the smile.
Swiss cake rolls are it hands down. I peel the outer chocolate off and then eat the creamy inside....(wipes drool)
Bea Gass | 03.11.06 - 9:39 pm | #
EdwardVIII | 03.12.06 - 8:20 am | #
Alas, I no longer eat hydrogenated fats or high fructose corn syrup. (And once your palate gets used to food without it, it really tastes bad). But I used to love those oatmeal creme pies. After my first baby was born, I ate a box of 12 in two days.
that bitch has fucked more brokeback cowboys that heath and jake combined.
she is truly a credit to her race.
i think i need to consume an entire box of those oatmeal with cream middle cake things now.....
I actually visited the Little Debbie plant for a marketing project in college. Those people at McKee Food Corporation will hook a slut up! They loaded my trunk full of Oatmeal Creme Pies, Fudge Rounds, Raisin Pies, Nutty Bars, Choc-o-jell Pies (I think they changed the name on these), Starlight Crunch, Banana Twins and every other wonderful snack they had (they had a soft spot for starving students) and even gave me a limited edition Little Debbie Barbie Doll!
Little Debbie IS a hot slut and those snacks ROCK!
Oh, and due to strenous high-impact aerobic workouts, weight training and daily runs, my ass didn't get fat!
LOL, Little Debbie! I bought some Little Debbie Nutty Bars - they were inedible so I tossed them in a campfire. The damn things would NOT burn - god knows what's in those things. They turned into briquettes, it was weird. Anyway, better in the fire than in my gut.
cheap ho!
Lil Debbie and her knock-off Twinkies are the shyt!
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