Oh god, this is what trannies wear in NYC on their off day!
This is what would happen if Santino went crazy with a bedazzler in hand...
The Parker, oh my, her hooves, they are not very flattering, are they?
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Ahhh the pony is wearing her feed sack!
her husband looks more feminine than she does
So she's in Berlin this weekend?
I thought I heard some hooves outside my window!
We have imported hay just for her.
But MK even in Kindergarten you would have made this fit better!
She has kindergarten hair too. She said herself that she was dressed by stylists, and that she has no fashion sense on her own. Jessica is portrayed as a fashionista. But not in that picture!!
Oh, and get a rat to knaw off that stupid zit-mole!
Scout you are too funny. Did I see that thing blink??? You are so natural looking today.
Yeah, I'm blinking! Mer
Do your eylids hurt??... you know, with all that weight?
At least I used Jordan's eye and not her boobs! Then I'd really be in pain!
On topic, SJP's look is just "unfortunate"!
Ahhh (screams!)...Maybe that's a James Wilkie design?!
make that gourmet hay for her, only the best for this thoroughbred...
Can't standd her... she has no fasion sense. She always looks like she's trying too hard to be fashionable.
Where did you leave the other one?
She may be PMS'ing, is a little bloated and wants to feel comfortable. Or maybe she's chafing.
What In the HELL!?!?
@#$&*!! Her face always shocks me at first.
I think it's pretty. Very ABBA-esque and Scandinavian inspired.
it's the wrong shade of brown for her hair....should have been slightly lighter to compliment her features, this just makes her look old
It's not that bad! it's kind of retro and modern at the same time. I've seen her wear worst so I don't know what the big deal is about this one
guess this proves that it wasn't really SJP "fashion sense" that had her in all those FAB outfits on Sex in the City...she should hire those assistants from the show ASAP....wearing that sack does nothing for her!
ABBA-esque, huh... so I guess she'd fit right in at an 70's party
This colour actually looks good on her. Much better than the blonde. The blonde aged her. What IS her natural colour anyhow???
Shell- I think her natural color is brown..or auburn(sp)..definetly NOT blond...SJP is not aging well...but she still looks good..hope she doesn't get on the BOTOX bus!
i like her shoes but thats all
the rest is just crap
I dont care what she wears or how her hair is done. I love her and I miss Sex and the city. Kisses to you SJP!
Tarik | 03.11.06 - 1:25 pm | #
yeah..i miss that show too..it was GREAT!..but aparently the creator is doing another show just like it featuring 40something year olds who are successful and living in NYC also...
The outfit is fug, but I dig the shoes.
I don't think she looks that bad...but then, I am a nerd!
Loving the shoes, but the rest is hideous. I'm with Nia, SJP needs to employ the stylists from SATC. Bitch does not have a clue how to dress herself! God, I miss that show ....and the very idea that "Desperate Housewives" is some sort of replacement? Pah! Not in a million years!
I have never, ever understood the fasination with this actress! She isn't that great of an actress and her looks are less than exceptional.
Will someone puh-leeze explain her popularity to me?
Can someone PLEASE STOP the commercials for her new movie!!!
SJP is too old to be playing a chicka whose vag is going to get a man out of his parents house. Cmon, do we really believe that?
Didn't Matt M. already do a movie like this with Kate Hudson?!
End Rant. Oh, and the dress is fug.
^^^ I am in such agreement with you on this one! These people can't keep on playing 20-somethings way into their 40s. They need to move on and climb the ladder of life.
Josh and Brody's daughter | 03.11.06 - 1:44 pm | #
and you're right..desparate housewives is HORRIBLE!
..i watched one episode and was board out of my mind....well their ratings are slipping so i think it will only last another season or two....
OneVooDooVixen | 03.11.06 - 1:45 pm | #
I think most of her popularity comes from Sex and the City!
..oh and Footloose of course
Wow, that's the first $10,000 tent I've ever seen.
Oh I loved SATC and miss it terribly. But she's definitely too old for these parts she's playing. This new movie looks so bad it actually seemd like something Chin Maniston might have made. Ew.
Hello Nia, lovely Smurfette! I don't get DH either! I find the acting really over the top and the plot lines beyond stupid. SATC made me want to move to NYC and buy half of Carrie's wardrobe, plus it was actually funny. Samantha becoming a lesbian, Steve walking in on Miranda and Robert shagging, "Mr Pussy", the Rabbit vibrator, Charlotte's hysterical gay friend Anthony, the LA vacay at the Playboy mansion, the Tantric workshop where Miranda got a face full of jizz and the unforgettable "funky spunk"! Happy, happy days..
J & B's daughter, I remember each episode and loved them all. Did anyone notice Dan Futterman, the actor and first-time screenwriter who wrote "Capote" (and won and Independent Spirit Award last week for it) and remember him as Charlotte's gay straight man? Having hot sex with Charlotte but then jumping up on a kitchen chair when he saw a mouse? One of my favorites!
One star from Ebert. This one's a stinker, kids.
god she's so fucking skinny, she's almost as small as nicole richie
That first picture of her is not flattering at all.
Why is she so fugly? God must be gay.
Always crack up at that title. What the hell kind of goddamn outfit is that!!!??????????????
Fuckin funny
Love you
I like the dress.
Hey, Sarah, 1974 called, they want their dress back.
When bad dresses happen to good people....
i may be in small company, but i love me some sjp! that being said, she looks ROUGH! somebody, please, do something w/ her hair!
Josh and Brody's daughter | 03.11.06 - 2:33 pm | #
SATC...those were the days..hopefully this new show will be just as good!oh yeah..and DH SUCKS big time..it's not funny and the characters are so played out..
She looks like she isn't one day over 55!
She looks better as a brunette.
OneVooDoo: she DOES look much older than her age, imo.
UGLY BITCH!
SHE FUCKED FRED DURST!!!
could her eyes be any closer together?
You know I never understood it when I was watching Sex and the City...she's supposed to be so fasionable but I saw her wearing a pink fanny pack!!!
Every other month she looks more and more like some other random woman with a different face. Plastic surgery with no shame. Does she think the entire rest of the world is blind or can't look at photos of her that are 4 years old
it boggles my mind how ugly she is.
Oh MY God what an ugly woman
Straight hair is a big NO-NO for Sarah Jessica 
I crack up whenever I see Sarah act or give an interview. I mean she is UGLY and passes herself off as some sex kitten. Hate to be so superficial , but I'd have to be REAL drunk to even speak to her without laughing in her horses face.
I just can't get beyond the hideous shape of her schnogg! Why can't she get those bumps and lumps smoothed out? Why has it grown to new heights in the last few years? It is the Bermuda Triangle of noses.
maybe she's pregnant. she needs a tent dress. she's also going back to her real hair color
she looks like a drag queen with too much makeup. lol
I love Sarah Jessica Parker, but I do think she looked better as a blonde....and she has an unusual look, sometimes she can look so cute and other times, so not...but I love her anyway.
Did she swipe that dress from Joann Worley?
She and her homosexual husband are quite annoying.
Her face, it just screams "My Pony Parker"!
lol true, fug.
SJP-the Wicked Witch of the West called, she wants her face back.
She should of hooked up with Mr. Ed instead of Mathew Brodrick.
I despis Mrs. ED with a passoion. God her face is like a ugly foot or mutant vetetables from outer space.
Hey. Hazim here. Her dress makes me break out into hives. If I keep looking at it, I don't think I'm gonna be able to digest any food.
^^^ I am in such agreement with you on this one! These people can't keep on playing 20-somethings way into their 40s. They need to move on and climb the ladder of life.
OneVooDooVixen | 03.11.06 - 2:03 pm | #
People that are as old as SJP and Matthew Mcwhatever wouldn't still be single and living at home if they looked like them. Unless they were developmentally disabled. The movie will BOMB!
She has her own style, but I think she sometimes goes overboard to show how "original" she is and it backfires because she doesn't have the looks to pull it off. A low-on-the-forehead headband? Straight, severe dark hair with her features, at her age? Tsk, tsk, she should look in a mirror first.
just say no to the forehead
Yeah, like Mr. Big would chase THAT all the way to Paris.
She has the prettiest eyes
for some reason, she reminds me of manniston now
She needs to call Patty Fields(Stylist for Sex) right away.
She looks bad in this pic.
that dress is hideous and she needs to lighten up her hair...
:-D
she looks old here, her eyes are so tired!
Is that her mom????
Missy Lippy made it, in between her personal reflection times when she did free-form dance and smeared paste on herself.
She really is FUG
I've been a big fan of SJP, and I've thought that she's beautiful in a very unconventional "non Hollywood" way, but even I can see that she has not been looking her best as of late. She needs an intervention.
She always looks ugly. Her face is NOT pretty and she always reminds me of a witch with that WART on her chin.
I HATE her with dark hair.
I like the dress, but I'm a fan on seventies fashions. Her hair is way too severe. I think she looks better when it is curly; it helps balance out her features. It's either hit or miss with her.
Failure to Launch was the no.1 movie this past weekend. I predict a huge falloff.
SJP looks better with lighter hair with more volume. This dark flat do forces us to concentrate on her face...her more unfortunate feature!
may gooood her voice kills me she's dumb ugly bitch who can't act i wish i w'll never ever see her face oooh one more thing i want my 9.00 dollar back becouse her movie sucks go away and go to hell
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